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captainsophiestark · 1 year

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Being the adopted child of the Jarvises would include...

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Requested by @bandshirts-andbooks :) This is my first time writing headcanons, so hopefully they’re good and you like it!

Fandom: Marvel

Summary: As the title says :)

Word Count: 1,096 lmao I’m incapable of writing short things

Category: Fluff, Humor

A/N: Special shoutout to @ghostofskywalker for beta-ing this for me (QUEEN ily) and for the addition about Bernard lol

Putting work into an AI program without permission is illegal. You do not have my permission. Do not do it.

Ok, so as we know from Agent Carter, Ana and Edwin Jarvis both DEFINITELY want kids

As we also know, Ana can’t have kids biologically after she literally almost died from a gunshot

They would be SO EXCITED to adopt a kid, and probably started the process as soon as the Isodyne/Whitney Frost/Vernon Masters stuff got figured out

They would be SO. PROTECTIVE. Omg, you can’t even imagine

And the rest of the crew? OH BOY. But we’ll get to that later

Basically, these two are the best parents. Ever.

They’re both patient and kind and caring, and the three of you are absolute GOALS. I’m talking tightest-knit family ever

And like, you still argue sometimes, because everyone does. But no matter how much you argue, you know they both still love you so much. It never, ever hurts your relationship

Ana is so sweet and soft and kind

You can talk to her about anything

Peak Mom Vibes™

She’s always ready to listen with ice cream, cookies, and milk at the ready if you need them (or whatever your comfort foods are)

You can tell her ANYTHING and she’s ready to listen with no judgment, only kind understanding

She just loves you so, so much, and it’s so clear in every single thing she does as your mother

Edwin is equally kind and caring and loving, although in a slightly different way

Especially once you get into dating-age, he’s running full background checks on anyone you bring home with his SSR and Howard Stark connections

He just adores you and wants to make sure you’re safe and happy, and with someone as wonderful as you are

He’s also pretty easy to talk to though, and you guys share a bunch of special, unique traditions

Following him around in the process of taking care of the Stark Menagerie

Bernard adored you from the first day you met him and your dad’s still salty about it

Making THE PERFECT cup of tea and sharing it together in the living room as you listen to your favorite radio program together

Sitting and talking together over some leftover snacks, long after Ana has gone to bed, just sharing about your days and your lives and everything going on in them

He is low key the BEST dad, it’s incredible

Speaking of snacks, y’all definitely cook and bake together as a family

Like omg, the level of food coming out of your family kitchen??? InSANE

You become such a good cook just from hanging around in the kitchen with the two of them

And you end up loving cooking because they always made it a family event

You gather together, work on things in the kitchen together while talking about your days, eat together, and then do the dishes together

Basically, you three are absolutely inseparable, and you’re completely unashamed to say your parents are your best friends

Additionally, unrelated to Ana and Edwin’s parenting styles, the rest of the crew is so SO protective of you

Like, Peggy Carter would absolutely kill any man that made you feel unsafe/uncomfortable

You grow up calling her “Aunt Peggy”, which is its own kind of incredible, and she’s the fun aunt mischievous influence that we all need in our lives

“Aunt Peggy, this boy’s being mean to me at school”

“Punch him and show him who’s boss once and for all. Here, I’ll show you the right stance”

Daniel, although less chaotic, would also absolutely kill for you

Pity anyone you bring home, honestly

Daniel’s also a good person to go to with anything you might not want to bring to your parents, although there’s basically nothing you can’t talk to them about. He’s always kind and understanding, and if you tell him something in confidence, he never shares it with ANYONE

Jack is the Bad Uncle™ with all the shady skills and questionable advice to go with it

Ana and Edwin left him on babysitting duty exactly one time, and then never again

Still, he comes around for holidays and stuff and always teaches you fun new skills like how to hotwire a car, for emergency purposes only of course

He’d never admit it, but he actually has such a soft spot for you. He loves hanging out with you, and once you get old enough to know when to ignore his bad ideas, he’s on babysitting/chaperone/whatever else duty whenever Ana and Edwin let him take it

One time when Ana and Edwin couldn’t make it to be chaperones on a school trip, Jack volunteered to take their place, and it was an adventure to say the least. But that’s a different fic.

Howard has no idea how to handle kids, but he ends up absolutely loving you

Low key, you’re the reason he decides to have Tony after he gets serious with Maria

It’s just so FUN for him to have a kid around to pass knowledge on to and to share lab time with and everything else that goes with having a science child

Whenever you spend time with him, Ana and Jarvis pick up a few gray hairs from the new information he’s given you that can easily be put to use in terms of mischief

Like Jack, Howard is only allowed to babysit once or twice before Ana and Edwin realize it’s definitely not worth the trouble that comes after a babysitting session

With all your extended family at the SSR and Stark Industries, however, no matter how infrequently they babysit, you are SO. LOVED.

You’re the first kid brought into the mix, and everyone absolutely adores you

And you know you have at least 5 other parents who are hovering around you and ready and willing to help with any little thing besides your actual parents

But as much as that’s a wonderful thing to have, you don’t really need them, because Ana and Edwin are the best parents you could’ve asked for

They’re wonderful, even when you have challenging patches, and you love them more than you could ever express

The three of you are such a loving, tight-knit family, and you’re absolute goals for everyone else

Basically, being an adopted child of the Jarvises is a dream come true, to the same degree that you’re a dream come true for them to have as a child

They love you no matter what and they have your back through everything

Even if it’s not by blood, you’re a Jarvis to the core, and absolutely nothing could ever tell you otherwise

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doctorhelena · 2 years

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What If... Captain Carter Had Met Bernard Stark?

#fanart #my art #captain carter #peggy carter #natasha romanoff #edwin jarvis #bernard stark #the devil in pink #what if #agent carter #i just enjoy the idea that bernard in accounting is actually a flamingo #hired by howard of course #and maybe enhanced by some experimental supersoldier serum

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nkp1981 · 1 year

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Bernard Stark, in a way the big brother of Tony Stark:

#Iron Man #tony stark #Robert Downey Jr #Howard Stark #dominic cooper #agent carter #bernard stark

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o1ive-tree · 2 years

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Guess who finally decided to continue the bingo! Yay!

I tried my hand at water colours and I think it went quite well.

Reference:

#agent carter #acb2022 #agent carter fanart #flamingo #watercolour #marvel #marvel fanart #bernard stark #bernard the flamingo

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gunsandspaceships · 24 days

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Woof

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #the avengers #pepper potts #avengers age of ultron #avengers endgame #iron man 3 #dogs #saint bernard #beethoven #spider man homecoming #peter parker #morgan stark #james rhodes

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breadedsinner · 8 months

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Codex: The Starkhaven Sentinel

The (former) Champion of Kirkwall adjusted smoothly to her new role as Princess of Starkhaven, taking great pride in learning their traditions and often speaking with as many of her subjects as she could. She was especially fond of the Grand Tourney, and often competed (though after six consecutive wins she was gently encouraged to retire), but it seemed this event made her wistful for Ferelden, the country of her birth.

Seeing this, for her birthday, the Prince Vael arranged a city-wide festival with Ferelden cuisine and customs. This included enactments of several Blights, with particular attention to the Fourth and Fifth. In that sense, it was a marriage of the two cultures. Over time, the Champion's own Tales were added; the stark differences between the plays and "Tales of the Champion" were immediately noticed and hotly discussed.

The Prince's second gift, at the end of the festival, was a kennel of mabari, as the Champion had recently lost the one she had raised; having completed his duty, the dog had passed quietly.

From then on, the Champion was seldom seen without her entourage of mabari, and eventually gifted all of her children with a pup of their own.

As generations went on, mabari were bred with dogs native to the Free Marches, until a new breed standard emerged. The Starkhaven Sentinel was originally associated with guarding the royal family, the "guard of princes", but became popular guarding farmhands and families alike. The dog was even bigger than its Ferelden cousin, though with a much milder temperament, and a love of children.

If you visit Starkhaven, you will still find the festival is celebrated each year, on the Champion's birthday, and you would not go far without seeing a Sentinel, likely guiding a child through the streets. In this way, the Prince's love for his wife lives on.

#Dragon Age #Hawke #Sebastian Vael #YES every kid gets a puppy like the Starks except nothing bad happens ever #Because Hawke has suffered enough #Love and puppies forever #I kind of imagine this dog #Somewhere between a Kuvasz and a St Bernard

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herrscherofsentence · 1 year

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Masterlist <3

Currently in WIP ; 1 (1 requested !)

The Santa Clauses•

Bernard the Head Elf x Male Reader |Romantic | Requested〜♧

Bernard the Head Elf x Son Reader | Platonic

Bernard the Head Elf x Gn! Reader | Platonic + hcs

Batim/Batdr•

Sammy Lawrence x Son Reader | Platonic pt.2 |angst + platonic

Marvel, The Mcu•

Bucky Barnes x Brother Reader | Platonic

Bring Tony Stark’s son who goes to NRC | Hcs

Tony Stark x Son reader | Platonic , Angst

Tony Stark x Son Reader | Platonic

Ride the Cyclone•

Saint Cassian Chamber choir + trans reader | Romantic/Platonic

Obvious Crushes ; Noel Gruber x Male Reader | Romantic | Requested〜♧

Hurt Freshman ; Noel Gruber x Male Reader | Platonic + Angst | Requested〜♧

Ricky Potts x Gn reader with cold hands | hcs| requested〜♧

Saint Cassian Chamber Choir + what they would call their s/o | romantic| requested〜♧

Saint Cassian Chamber Choir + sick s/o | romantic , hcs| requested〜♧

Rainy Days ; Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg x gn reader | hinted hurt/comfort | requested〜♧

Ricky Potts with G/N reader with parent issues | Hcs , Romantic/Platonic | requested〜♧

Genshin Impact•

〜none for now

Twisted Wonderland•

Being Tony Stark’s son going to NRC | hcs/oneshot

Twisted Wonderland oneshot

Honkai Impact 3rd•

〜none for now

The Stanley Parable•

Aspen (oc) with the Narrator

Resident Evil•

〜none for now

The Owl House•

Lovely Melodies ; Raine Whispers x adopted son reader | platonic + Raine comfort

Ensembles Stars•

〜none for now

#platonic #marvel #son reader #male reader #Twisted wonderland x reader #Tony Stark #bernard the elf x reader #imagine #bernard the elf #x male reader #reader insert #gn reader #masterlist #ride the cyclone #the stanley parable

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ravarui · 4 months

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When the wife wants to adopt a pet, but immediately shoots down your suggestion of getting a flamingo then :|

@alyafae

#dash commentary #alyafae #i am iron man - tony stark #//YOU HAVE THE ALPACAS ALREADY #//LET TONY HAVE HIS FLAMINGO PLS #//WE NEED BERNARD STARK THE SECOND

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djarinsstuff · 1 year

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I miss Jarvis x Bernard Stark rivalry

#agent carter #jarvis #stark #howard stark #tony stark #bernard was the coolest stark #peggy carter

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notnotnobody · 3 months

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Made a mini Peggy hat for Bernard!!

He perches

As the vicious creature he is, Bernard has caught an unsuspecting mouse

#agent carter #Bernard stark #sewing #my creations

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aintinacage · 9 months

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Round 6/Part 4

#marvel showdown #marvel #mcu #round 6 #part 4 #marvel polls #tumblr polls #agent Carter #Bernard stark #flamingo #agent Carter season 2 #bill foster #antman and the wasp #amatw #Dr. William Bill Foster #black goliath #antshavefeelingstoo #ants have feelings too #Laurence Fishburne

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captainsophiestark · 2 years

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Babysitting

Daniel Sousa x Peggy Carter

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Written for day five of Peggysous Week, hosted by @peggysousweek !

Fandom: Marvel

Day Five Prompts: “Is that my shirt?”, Footprints, Howard Stark, Wild Animals, Tony Stark, “I can’t believe you just did that”

Summary: With Jarvis and Ana away on holiday, Peggy and Daniel are on babysitting duty for Howard and Maria's night out. Any night with the couple's favorite toddler Tony Stark is chaotic, but it also never fails to be a good time.

Word Count: 1,754

Category: Fluff, Humor

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An unholy screech pierced the air as Daniel and Peggy walked up the drive, arm in arm. They shared knowing smiles as they reached the front porch, then Peggy rang the doorbell.

"Just one minute!" yelled the familiar voice of Howard Stark from somewhere inside. Then, a moment later, his wife Maria's voice rang out.

"You can just let yourselves in!"

Peggy turned the handle and stepped through the door, her husband Daniel right behind her. They made it a few steps towards the kitchen before a blur came tearing around the corner and hurtled at them, almost too fast for them to react.

Peggy's training was just good enough that she managed to catch Tony, Howard's son, as he came sprinting in for a hug at mach-ten.

"Aunt Peggy and Uncle Daniel!" he screeched, wrapping his arms around Peggy's neck and waving frantically at Daniel, who was just out of reach.

"Hey kid, how are you?" asked Daniel, smiling as he got close enough to hug Tony without the boy having to leave Peggy's arms.

Tony just babbled on happily, screeching in excitement like he had as Peggy and Daniel first approached the house. Peggy carried him into the kitchen to find Howard waiting, looking rumpled and exhausted.

"Maria went up to change her shoes," he said in lieu of a greeting.

"Wonderful to see you too, Howard," teased Peggy with a smile. She handed Tony off to Daniel, then crossed the kitchen to help Howard straighten his suit and tie.

"Thanks, Peg. It's good to see you too. And thanks for babysitting tonight, we- is that my shirt?"

Howard stopped mid-sentence due to distraction, a more than normal occurrence for him. He pointed and stared at Daniel, even as Peggy moved to fix Howard's hair and Tony squirmed in Daniel's arms.

"Why the he- heck... would I have your shirt?" asked Daniel, barely remembering to censor himself for Tony.

"I don't know. But I do know I have one just like that one you've got on."

"So what, you think I went up to your closet while you weren't looking and stole your shirt?"

Howard shrugged. "You thought I'd blown a hole in my own vault and stolen all of my own inventions."

Daniel sighed and rolled his eyes as he took a seat at the counter, Tony still in his lap. Peggy just chuckled as she stepped away from Howard, now that he looked halfway decent again. He brought this up all the time, and now that a few seconds had passed, he'd already moved on to the next thing of interest. Peggy shot Daniel a wink as Howard strode out of the kitchen and back into the hallway.

"Maria! Are you ready to go? How long does it take to find a pair of shoes?"

"Longer if you keep nagging me about it," said Maria with a smile as she appeared on the stairs. She floated down each step, the picture of grace, and Howard watched her every move with hearts in his eyes, all traces of annoyance gone.

The Starks swept into the kitchen together, and Tony managed to wiggle out of Daniel's reach to go hug Maria. She hugged him back and smiled at Peggy and Daniel.

"Thank you for coming to watch him tonight."

"Of course, Maria," said Peggy. "We're always happy to spend time with our favorite nephew."

Tony turned around, absolutely beaming at Peggy, then wandered a little farther away to play with some of his toys. The adults shared smiles.

"Well, you two have a good date night," said Daniel, kicking back in his chair. "We'll see you whenever you get back tonight."

"Don't wait up!" called Howard with a wave over his shoulder, already halfway out the door. Maria gave Peggy and Daniel a soft smile and a wink, then followed her husband. And then, Peggy, Daniel, and Tony had the house to themselves.

"So..." said Daniel, getting Tony's attention as he faced Tony and Peggy. "What do you want to do?"

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"Come on, Uncle Daniel! We have to find him!"

"Okay, I'm coming!" said Daniel, trying not to look too exhausted or concerned as he followed along behind Tony. The kid had been out of his and Peggy's sight for two seconds, and he'd managed to release Bernard Stark the Second out onto the grounds. Now, he and Tony were tracking flamingo footprints through the sprawling backyard while Peggy went around the other way to try and cut him off up ahead.

Every time Daniel thought he and Peggy might be ready for kids of their own, something like this happened.

"I think I hear him!" Tony whisper-yelled, whirling around to look at Daniel excitedly. Daniel nodded, fighting a grimace.

"Let's be careful and move quietly, then. We don't want to scare him," said Daniel. Tony nodded and turned back around. Daniel took a deep breath and put a hand on the kid's shoulder, ready to pull him back at a moment's notice. They'd reached a corner of the house, and if Daniel listened, he could hear feathers ruffling not far off.

Hopefully Peggy had found the bird from her direction, too, and they could find a way to herd him back to his own space.

Slowly, Daniel and Tony crept around the corner. Bernard the Second stood about ten feet away, looking incredibly pleased with his escape. As soon as he caught sight of Daniel and Tony, he whirled around and took off in the opposite direction.

"No!" cried Tony, starting to chase after the bird.

"No!" yelled Daniel, grabbing Tony's shoulders and quickly yanking him back.

"Got ya!" shouted Peggy as she came striding around the other corner of the house, straight into Bernard's path. She held a massive tranquilizer gun in her hands, and she didn't hesitate before firing off a shot straight into Bernard's chest.

The dart hit its mark, and Bernard squawked in outrage before slowly (and fairly gracefully for a large bird) settling into the grass, fast asleep.

"That. Was. AWESOME!" cried Tony, rushing forward to give his aunt a hug. Daniel followed behind, shaking his head at the scene before him. The unconscious flamingo, his wife holding a child in one arm and a tranquilizer gun in the other - even after years with the SSR and now SHIELD, Peggy always found insane new situations to get them into as a couple.

"Well, that went quite a bit better than last time," mused Peggy. She smiled, and the matching grin on Tony's face was downright frightening. Those two made quite a pair.

Daniel shook his head. "I can't believe you just did that."

Peggy shrugged as Tony wiggled out of her arms to go check on Bernard.

"Well, what else were we supposed to do? Jack still has the net gun we used on Dottie a while back. This was all I could find."

Daniel shook his head again, but couldn't keep a smile off his face as he wrapped his arm around his wife and kissed her temple.

"You're insane. And I love it."

"Damn right you do," muttered Peggy. She smiled and turned to kiss Daniel, then the two stood in comfortable silence and watched Tony for a few moments. It was an odd scene, between the small child and the large bird, but it was a peaceful one. Finally, Peggy sighed and shook herself out of the moment. "Alright, well, now that that's handled, let's get these two animals off to bed."

Tony giggled at being lumped in with Bernard and shifted to be a little bit closer to the flamingo. It wasn't easy, but with Peggy and Daniel working together and Tony opening doors, they managed to get Bernard safely back into his enclosure. As soon as they finished, the three of them wandered into the living room to decompress.

"How about we put on a radio program?" asked Peggy as her boys flopped down on the couch.

"Yeah, how about that one with Betty Carver and Captain America?" suggested Daniel with a shit-eating grin. Peggy glared at him, and he and Tony just laughed.

"How about I go get the tranquilizer gun again?" she teased. The boys only laughed harder.

Peggy managed to find a replay of Flash Gordon, Tony's absolute favorite radio show, before she took her place on the couch with Daniel and Tony. Tony curled up in between the two of them, and Daniel had his arms around both Peggy and the young Stark.

"Alright, we'll listen to this show, and then it's time for bed. Deal?" asked Daniel. Tony nodded emphatically.

"Deal."

The three snuggled up a little tighter as the program began, settling into the comfort of the couch. The warmth of the room and the gentle noise of the radio relaxed all three of them, however, and after such an exciting day, they drifted off less than five minutes into the program.

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"Kids, we're home!" called Howard as he strode into the house, Maria right behind. Silence. "Hello?"

Maria and Howard shared a look, and Howard gently shifted Maria behind him as he crept further into the house. Always better safe than sorry when you'd made as many enemies as Howard had.

Even if there was no way in hell an intruder could take on Peggy by herself, let alone Peggy and Daniel.

Howard and Maria made it into the living room to find Peggy, Tony, and Daniel snuggled up on the couch together, the radio still on from when they'd all fallen asleep. Maria smiled at the sight of her son with a smile on his face, happy, safe, and loved, right where he belonged.

"That's sweet," whispered Maria. Howard sighed and wrapped an arm around her waist.

"Yeah. It is."

Maria sighed, then leaned up to kiss her husband on the cheek. "Come on, my love. Let's go to bed."

"I say we cannonball into the middle of that," joked Howard, taking a step forward. Maria yanked him back, giggling.

"No! Let them sleep, we'll see them in the morning."

"Alright, fine," said Howard with a smile. "We'll let them have their peace. For now."

Maria just laughed and rolled her eyes. The two giggled as they headed upstairs, both more than a little tipsy and very happy to have their family home and safe. They couldn't have asked for a better night. Or better people to have in Tony's life.

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