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jeyneofpoole · 2 months

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asoiaf dash simulator again

🌼 night-of-flowerz-girl

the blatant misinformation on this waebsyte is crazyyyy. guys. loras tyrell is NOT DEAD that is literally lannister propaganda 😭 please check your sources omg how do you think his family feels???

🛡️ fieldmaiden

margaery tyrell can dry her tears on the finest cloth of gold for all i care have we not established that the tyrells are smallfolk panderers who only talk about serf issues to keep us placated and working their fields? stand UP. anyways tyrelloverparty forever hope the burns hurt 🙏

🍃 greenseeeerr

omfg stop lusting after the children of the forest they are literally minor coded 😭😭😭 what is wrong with you people!!!!!

💄 andalsandal

hey op what the fuck does this mean

🐻 moremont

me and my big hairy bear husband have three beautiful daughters and i couldn’t be happier

🐻 moremont

THE ANIMAL.

⚡️dondarriugh

omfg beric is DEAD??????

⚡️ dondarriugh

ok there are some conflicting reports in my inbox hold on

⚡️ dondarriugh

oh no he’s actually dead. fly high king!!!!!

⚡️ dondarriugh

wait what????

⚡️ dondarriugh

WHAT IS HAPPENING

⛳️ brotherhood-without-banners-official

Lord Dondarrion is hale and hearty, thanks be to the Lord of Light ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

⚡️ dondarriugh

HELLO??????

🛖 small-folk-big-ass

save me bowl of brown…… bowl of brown…… bowl of brown save me…….

🛖 small-folk-big-ass

hopital

🐉 rhaeeenyraaa

the revisionist history on here is fucking insaneeeee. cersei lannister is NOT maegor come again guys let’s use our critical thinking skills ok?????

🚬 sourleef

cersei lannister is a nepo baby who dicks down her twin brother on the regular and squeezes out evil kids with weak jawlines like it’s a sport. let’s not act like she’s some kind of win for wench suffrage she’s a fucking dictatorial monarch

🍁 weirdwood

wait don’t you mean her twin brother is dicking her down?????

🚬 sourleef

i know what i said.

🐕 ramsay-bitch-imagines

IMAGINE…

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You’re Ramsay’s favorite dog, and he wants to reward you after a successful hunt.

WARNING: DEAD DRAGON DO NOT EAT!!!!!DON’T LIKE, DON’T READ!!!!

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🐋 s4ltw1fe

who’s going to tell lady asha that she doesn’t have to date those foppish little boys as community service. don’t worry queen EYE see your caerybaenor……

👤 reynesofcastamere-deactivated-3738372920

lmao that blonde little cuck is NOT getting his gold back

👤 tarbeckhall-deactivated-4748392038383

we should hook up for rebellion lol. what’s he even gonna do about it?

🦁 hear-me-roar

hey guys.

🧼 barmaid

oh my god this is THE post

🍺 pintofale

holy shit i never thought i’d see this outside of illuminated vellum screenshots

🪡 tall-tailor

this post is a fucking graveyard

#twirls hair cutely heyyyy #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #loras tyrell #margaery tyrell #ramsay bolton #beric dondarrion #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #tywin lannister #asha greyjoy #dash simulator

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wodania · 3 months

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beric and edric, my poor doomed children

#beric dondarrion #edric dayne #my art #asoiaf #extra tags:#house dayne #house dondarrion #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls

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natasha-lightwood · 8 months

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Arya didn’t know how much Robb would pay for her, though. He was a king now, not the boy she’d left at Winterfell with snow melting in his hair. And if he knew the things she’d done [...] “What if my brother doesn’t want to ransom me?”

immediate tears

“Why would you think that?” asked Lord Beric. “Well,” Arya said, “my hair’s messy and my nails are dirty and my feet are all hard.” Robb wouldn’t care about that, probably, but her mother would. Lady Catelyn always wanted her to be like Sansa, to sing and dance and sew and mind her courtesies. Just thinking of it made Arya try to comb her hair with her fingers, but it was all tangles and mats, and all she did was tear some out

-ARYA VII ASOS

oh. oh ok (falling to the ground, eating the carpet)

eleven years old arya contemplates her family could not want her back because her hair is all messy and her nails are dirty and her feet are all hard. she thinks of her mother, that has never managed to get through her (or has she?) and her first instinct is to fix herself. but the mess is beyond fixing now and all she does is tear some of her hair out. i am clawing at the walls.

#alexa play class of 2013 by mitski....#this is so not personal to me #don't know what you're talking about #she's my daughter i want to put her in a little jar (affectionate)#like yes clever girlboss arya deadly arya. she is a little girl and she wants her mom but she doesn't even think her mom wants her back...#i am so devasted #arya stark #asos #arya vii #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #asoiaf #got #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #robb stark #sansa stark #beric dondarrion #valyrianscrolls

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silverflameataraxia · 27 days

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This is how Sansa reacts when a man she's known all her life is murdered by the family of her beloved Prince Joffrey?

Alyn carried the Stark banner. When she saw him rein in beside Lord Beric to exchange words, it made Sansa feel ever so proud. Alyn was handsomer than Jory had been; he was going to be a knight one day.

To talk about how the guy replacing him is better looking? That's so completely heartless, it's disgusting.

And this is how Sansa reacts when Arya wanted justice brought to Mycah's murderer?

"It's not the same," Sansa said. "The Hound is Jeffrey's sworn shield. Your butcher's boy attacked the prince."

She can't even call him "Mycah" or "your friend". No, no. He's a commoner, and thus in her eyes he's not deserving of any humanity or kindness, so thus he is just the "butcher's boy". It's not even that. It's the fact that Sansa wants everyone to mourn the loss of Lady, her direwolf, but she can't even extend that same courtesy to Jory or Mycah's deaths. They're too far beneath her in status for her to care. She even knows Arya is mourning Mycah's loss, that Arya blames herself (though, it's not her fault), but Sansa just throws his death around like it doesn't mean anything because who could care about a commoner?

Not including the fact that Joffrey lied about the incident, Sansa lied, and now Sansa believes the lie that Mycah attacked her beloved prince. She saw the truth with her own eyes, and chooses to ignore it because blaming Arya is more important to her than the truth. And she could never hate her beloved prince, he's too handsome for that 🤮

She's lucky all Arya threw at her was an orange.

#a song of ice and fire #anti sansa stark #joffrey baratheon #beric dondarrion #arya stark #sandor the hound clegane #asoiaf #pro arya stark #the hound #a game of thrones #canonaryastark #sandor clegane #agot #canonarya #george rr martin #valyrianscrolls

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wallboys · 1 year

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“It consumes, and when it is done there is nothing left. Nothing.” — Beric Dondarrion

a storm of swords, g.r.r.m. / the surgery, dimitris anastasiou / christ displaying his wounds, giacomo galli / “the man with a hole in his head”, rick bursky / the limits of control, nicola samorí / the perjured city, hélène cixous

#sad beric hours #he came back wrong and then he came back wrong again and then again and then again 😔#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #web weaving #beric dondarrion

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queen-helaenas-pet-spider · 3 months

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Book Sansa: *Judged Jeyne Poole for having a crush on Beric Dondarrion*.

Also Book Sansa: *Became a Sandor Clegane/The Hound stan just a few hours after Jeyne's crush on Beric started*.

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lislemons · 2 months

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asoiaf characters and posts that reminded me of them pt 5

#euron is meant to be book!euron for this #same for lyanna #and most of them tbh #asoiaf #asoiaf/got #asoiaf textpost #asoiaf silly posting #got textpost #lord varys #margaery tyrell #beric dondarrion #arya stark #gendry waters #euron greyjoy #olenna tyrell #roose bolton #qyburn #brienne of tarth #jamie lannister

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laurellerual · 1 year

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I do not have the power to give you back your father, no more than Thoros does, but I can at least see that you are returned safely to your mother's arms."

"Do you swear?" she asked him. Yoren had promised to take her home too, only he'd gotten killed instead.

"On my honor as a knight," the lightning lord said solemnly.

#asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #arya stark #beric dondarrion #ned stark #catelyn stark #house stark

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ilynpilled · 11 months

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stannis for @salladhor

sansa for @swampfields & @dasfeministmermaid

ozzie for @kingslayerstew

beric for @laurellerual & @asoiaf-smackdown

and modern au jaime for me 💯

#valyrianscrolls #stannis baratheon #sansa stark #osmund kettleblack #beric dondarrion #jaime lannister #sonopost #redid that jaime face for the third time now #sansa looks a bit too old so u can pretend shes cat atp #these reqs r like 20 days old

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alsosprachvelociraptor · 6 months

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Cringetober 2023 day 18: old art redraw

Beric, my ASoIaF blorbo <3

#cringetober 2023 #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #beric dondarrion #i do things #i missed my dead baby boy so much im sorry beric. im so sorry i neglected you

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musing-and-music · 4 months

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I guess whether it's in real life or fiction, children and teens will always see someone 10 years older as ancient and with a foot in the tomb

(It's also ironic, given Beric's multiple deaths and his appearance by the time he gives the flame of life to Catelyn)

#sansa stark #beric dondarrion #agot #a game of thrones #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls

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wodania · 4 months

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the young lord beric dondarrion (who should’ve been studying for his finals)

#he’s one of my many underrated faves I love a good college student forced to play god narrative #beric dondarrion #asoiaf #my art #extra tags:#fanart #digital art #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #house dondarrion

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alaynasansa · 1 year

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Sansa Stark having a type:

Renly Baratheon

He was the handsomest man Sansa had ever set eyes upon ; tall and powerfully made, with jet-black hair that fell to his shoulders and framed a clean-shaven face, and laughing green eyes to match his armor

Sansa I — A Game of Thrones

Loras Tyrell

He even looked a true hero, so slim and beautiful, with golden roses around his slender waist and his rich brown hair tumbling down into his eyes

Sansa III — A Game of Thrones

Wed to Ser Loras,oh... Sansa's breath caught in her throat. She remembered Ser Loras in his sparkling sapphire armor, tossing her a rose. Ser Loras in white silk, so pure, innocent, beautiful. The dimples at the corners of his mouth when he smiled. The sweetness of his laugh, the warmth of his hand. She could only imagine what it would be like to pull up his tunic and caress the smooth skin underneath, to stand on her toes and kiss him, to run her fingers through those thick brown curls and drown in his deep brown eyes. A flush crept up her neck

Sansa I — A Storm of Swords

Margaery Tyrell

She was sixteen, brown-haired and brown-eyed, slender and beautiful

Sansa I — A Storm of Swords

When Margaery Tyrell smiled, she looked very like her brother Loras

Sansa I — A Storm of Swords

Ellaria Sand

As they were crossing the yard, Prince Oberyn of Dorne fell in beside them, his black-haired paramour on his arm. Sansa glanced at the woman curiously. She was baseborn and unwed, and had borne two bastard daughters for the prince, but she did not fear to look even the queen in the eye. Shae had told her that this Ellaria worshipped some Lysene love goddess. "She was almost a whore when he found her, m'lady," her maid confided, "and now she's near a princess." Sansa had never been this close to the Dornishwoman before. She is not truly beautiful, she thought, but something about her draws the eye

Sansa IV — A Storm of Swords

Waymar Royce

Ser Waymar Royce was the youngest son of an ancient house with too many heirs. He was a handsome youth of eighteen, grey-eyed and graceful and slender as a knife

Prologue — A Game of Thrones

She had fallen wildly in love with Ser Waymar, she remembered dimly

Alayne I — A Feast For Crows

Myranda Royce

Myranda was soft-bodied and sweet-smelling, broad of hip, thick of waist, and extremely buxom. Her thick chestnut curls framed round red cheeks, a small mouth, and a pair of lively brown eyes

Alayne II — A Feast For Crows

Mya Stone

Slim and sinewy, Mya looked as tough as the old riding leathers she wore beneath her silvery ringmail shirt. Her hair was black as a raven's wing, so short and shaggy that Alayne suspected that she cut it with a dagger. Mya's eyes were her best feature, big and blue. She could be pretty, if she would dress up like a girl

Alayne II — A Feast For Crows

Candidates (the endgame I want and the one I think will be canon, plus they aren't too old):

Jeyne Poole

She was a pretty, dark-haired girl of Sansa's own age

Sansa III — A Game of Thrones

Jon Snow

Jon's eyes were a grey so dark they seemed almost black, but there was little they did not see. He was of an age with Robb, but they did not look alike. Jon was slender where Robb was muscular, dark where Robb was fair, graceful and quick where his half brother was strong and fast

Bran I — A Game of Thrones

And the most important thing:

Beric Dondarrion was handsome enough, but he was awfully old, almost twenty-two

Sansa III — A Game of Thrones