#ben also sexy

[frownyalfred]

My mon always said that Bruce wayne of ben affleck was the most handsome, when I was younger and I watched bvs the movie I didn´t liked him, but now that Im older..oh god he is so dilf, brrrrr I love old sexy man

He has just enough DILF energy to be wildly sexy while also technically having 0 children who are alive and/or talking to him.

#though arguments can be made #that alfred is technically the reigning DILF of that movie #since his kid IS alive #and he's also wildly sexy #but he can be a GILF i'm fine with that #ben affleck #batfleck #batman #batman v superman #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #asks #anon

[bahoreal]

Yonderland 3x06 Swapsies

(also ben grabbing jim's face, one of a series)

#the way simon is just. standing there #grabby grabby #there was one in hh right?? where they might have also kissed? #overlord outfits sexy as hell we can all agree yes? yes? yes. #yonderland #jim howick #ben willbond #simon farnaby #i forgot their evil elder names... #negatus #.jmade

[mushiemadarame]

Even on Saturdays and Sundays, I don't get to rest. Is it because you're not good at your job and slow? So you have to work at home? So you don't have balance in life. If so, I think blaming only the system is unfair. Sometimes the work is ordered on Friday and is expected by Monday morning; sometimes it's ordered at night and expected in the morning. I don't know how to balance it. That is a totally different situation from being a slow worker. I know that you're translating work for Ying and Prem. I think you should stand your ground or people will see you as weak. I'm telling you this because I mean the best for you. I think you should speak up for yourself more. Could you stop the car? But I think it's still— Here. I'm speaking up for myself.

a.k.a. yes, Pat, get his ass!!!

⇢ Ben Bunyapol Likhitamnuayporn as Pat Phakphum Tangwatthana (Step by Step, 2023, EP04)

#step by step #step by step the series #pat phakphum tangwatthana #pat phakphum #ben bunyapol likhitamnuayporn #ben bunyapol #jengpat #jeng x pat #bibidi bobidi bu #wasn't sure whether to tag this as jengpat lmaooo #anyway this was so sexy of him #fuck the boss but also *fuck* the boss ya know #I get what jeng meant but he came off rude as hell and a little tone deaf #which is part of the conflict ig and it's actually really good

[bighandsforabigheart]

I get so angry whenever I think about BvS Superman because that is not who he's supposed to be but he makes it up by wearing that slutty suit and getting railed and impaled by multiple beings

#court house scene makes me absolutely angry #he should've stayed dead tbh #but nooooo 'bruce' needs his boy crush #I don't even register ben affleck as batman in general #he's some rich dude obsessed with a slutty invincible boytoy 10 years younger than him #or something like that I don't remember the lore at all #also bvs has the nastiest sex scene ever and idk why anyone thought it'd be sexy #TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES SHES NAKED IN THE BATH think about the germs

[maeamian]

It's a shame Armageddon came out the same year, was about a similar thing and sucked ass, cause Deep Impact was a really really good movie about being human and especially the relationships between parents and children that made me genuinely cry at least thrice.

#Watched them back to back with a friend #And I have to agree with Roger Ebert's description of Armageddon as #'an assault on the eyes; the ears; the brain; common sense and the human desire to be entertained' #It sucked ass in so many different ways #Like Ebert couldn't've known to describe it this way in 1998 #But Armageddon felt like the post-9/11 version of Deep Impact in terms of having way less heart and way more jingoism #But also I cannot be more clear about this: It sucked ass #Really unwatchable shitshow #For fucks sake they had Ben Affleck trying to be sexy while discussing and using Animal Crackers #Just upsetting on many levels really #HE STUCK AN ANIMAL CRACKER DOWN LIV TYLER'S UNDERWEAR #While Aerosmith's 'I don't wanna miss a thing' played in the background #And that's before all the ways that it annoys me personally as someone who knows a lot about space and NASA and the like #Which are more technical complaints that I could forgive if anything else was good about the movie

[thedynamic]

I do love every time two men have to kiss on screen and it looks like the most uncomfortable and awkward kiss to ever take place

#Michael sheen did put every ounce of everything he had into acting that though #but they need to kiss with tongue next time #also all that being said #if we ever get a bbc johnlock kiss I hope Ben’s kiss acting doesn’t ruin it lfmakdnamsn #like Martin is so sexy when he kisses anyone on screen and Ben moves his lips like he’s a puppet

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

in other news I’ve been spending my commutes day dreaming up a fic where we just drop s3 Klaus in the middle of s1 and let him run riot please add your own suggestions to this scenario below <3

#it’s just such a tasty premise to me #mainly cos my boys had the good character development #he’s just so present in s3 with his powers and his plot and his relationships with his siblings #I’d love to see how a) the sibs would react to a slightly more ‘sober’ number 4 AND b) how klaus would try to explain and or fix everything #AND OG Ben reunions with the added spice of ‘wait has number 4 kind of got his shit together???’ #can’t decide if I’d have s1 Klaus there too #cos what’s better than 1 klaus AND cool angsty ‘have we found dave?’ ‘what do you mean dad killed us?’ opportunities #but also I just love the image of klaus popping into existence where his old self used to be and running riot #Im imagining him appearing just after five comes back in the day that was #cos I love the idea of five being like ‘shut up everyone i time travelled I have the answers’ and then s3 Klaus being like ‘lol BET’ #uRGH so much potential #there’s just something great about showing off how far a characters grown #especially when they’ve always been underestimated #just a very sexy trope #I will probably never write it #but if someone has PLEASE GIMME #tua #the umbrella academy #Klaus hargreeves #shut up min

[dirtmossart]

My beloved Ben Schwartz with his character Dewey 1:3 next >>

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#next one is the sonic pallet #and then rottmnt #ben schwartz #rejected jokes #duck tales #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dewey #dewey duck #huey dewey and louie #dewford duck #Schwartz #i love him #hes just like me fr #i think after him im gonna draw jenny slate #just a bunch of sexy jewish actors that i love #my art #my fanart #portrait #im practicing color pallets and also drawing faces that arent mine lmfao #Kells fanart

[dxsole]

#ooc #help a gurl out!! #if it helps the faceclaim will be ben schwartz so like #there's the context #also the Eldritch horror CAN and WILL shapeshift back into its sexy and grotesque as hell form!

[witchy-weve-monbebe]

Me, chanting: Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slutty Ben Barnes Slu-

#yes I am watching Dorian Gray #and Ben Barnes is hella sexy #my friend wants to deliver that message #he just likes this movie cause gayyyyyy #also subby Ben Barnes #omgggggggggg #Ben Barnes #sub Ben Barnes #Dorian Gray

[swimming-in-a-champagne-sea]

JESUS CHRIST THAT PROMO CLIP-

#tw caps #thank you mtv for giving us the promo netflix refuses to ily #also side note but i would let sparrow ben punch me anytime #like i’m that one thing that’s like ‘i didn’t miss the red flags i saw them and thought they were sexy’ because HOT DAMN #also it’s really funny how far klaus got thrown back like sweetie it was one punch- #the umbrella academy

[catilinas]

when the virtue machine fucking broke............

#titus livius hashtag sallustcore moments virtue machine broke understandable have a nice battle of the allia #when you're a roman envoy and you commit the Big Moral Crime of not being neutral and fighting alongside the etruscans #and livy describes it in extra super virtuous language even as it is extremely in no way virtuous...... #'tantum eminebat peregrina virtus' like 'so much did the foreign (as in they are romans among etruscans) virtue shine forth' #but also ouhfoghuouhgohgf what if hashtag roman virtue Was No Longer Roman even at the moment that it was its most #blatantly roman and blatantly virtuous #this is so sexy sallust recite the bellum catilinae #hashtag ben jonson secretly translating lucan to describe the battle of pistoria They Knew Not What A Crime Their Valour Was #virtue machine BROKE #livy #beeps

[inkbotkowalski]

I can't believe the guy who played Jean Ralphio is giving me gender envy

#Blue Iguana #Ben Schwartz #or maybe not so much gender envy as gender realisation - 'this could be you on t' #don't worry Peter Parker also gives me gender envy except he has since I was a kid and didn't know what's going on #gender #queer #idk what if I'm just a little gay man in a sexy woman suit #(very problematic way of referring to myself but heyyyy we're all queer here and sometimes we use the bad words for ourselves) #trans #trasmasc

[navree]

started reading shadow and bone because i’m bored and i’m sure no one is about to be surprised when i tell you that the only character i like so far is the darkling

#personal #'oh you're just picturing ben barnes' no i am not #like the ben barnes version of the character is hot. because ben barnes is hot. so so hot. #but i'm not picturing that #he's just the only one in the book so far that i like and he's already different from the show #can already tell i'm gonna end up being an apologist #he's fictional i don't care for his war crimes and if he's sexy enough i'll help him #i personally believe more characters should be hot and evil #and still contain multitudes for me to enjoy #also every other character in this book so far is intolerable including the narrator #i'm glad that it looks like they changed nearly everything about her for the show

[sixtacles]

the most overwhelming part of being alive again : it's not the grass underneath his toes or the wind hitting his face , not even the creatures faintly curling in on themselves in a way that should not be physical but is — it's interacting with his siblings again . possessing klaus had given him something , such a little taste of the what could have been of me but wasn't , and even that in the end had left him feeling ... unsatisfied . their time had been cut too short , too fast , not enough words said between them .

even if he couldn't really blame klaus for ... violently throwing him out of his body . the method could be improved though .

but this ... there's no need to prove it , no need to make his brother uncomfortable or try to explain himself in intricate ways , his brothers and sister recognize him as he is — and it's exhilarating . but mostly overwhelming . there doesn't seem to be enough of him for all he wants to do , or say to them ( what is one supposed to do after being dead for more than a decade , both too scared to walk into the light and too selfish to leave his family behind ? where is one supposed to start , when the idea of spending the afterlife missing them sounded more terrifying than becoming a ghost of a ghost , gone not only in body but in mind ? like the other spirits that haunted klaus , and the ones he'd read about , he'd purposely missed his turn , and it did not seem like there was a skipping the line for the afterworld . going crazy was not a matter of if , but when ) .

so ben holds them — each of them , for as long as he can , and takes notes of the things that have stayed the same : allison's fingers feel so soft between his , even after everything , and klaus smells of sweat and alcohol ; when luther hugs him it feels like his back is going to give under the pressure , but he does not let go until the other man does , and if diego's eyes look a little watery when he pats ben's back , who is he to say anything about it ? the way his cheek rests on viktor's head feels familiar , only odd in the way he has somehow managed to be taller than their number seven . if he didn't know any better he would say something about five , stuck in time . he's missed them so much .

eventually , like all good , real things , the moment ends , their group disperses and ben is left to do with his own existence as he pleases . how is that for things he thought he would do ever again , huh ? watching klaus walk out the door and not feeling the unnatural pull to follow him is as exciting as it is scary — ben resists the urge to do it anyway , because a small , treacherous part of him does not understand yet that there's no reason for him to do so , that he's here and they all can see him . they all can talk to him .

@paradoxcd : ❛  i’m glad you’re here. ❜ *

he wonders if the timing of five's words is purely coincidental — an unexplainable , incomprehensible consequence of spending years upon years by himself , if only because the chances of it being intentional ( something only he gets to hear ) can only be compared to yet another doomsday dawning upon them , waiting to be stopped for the third time in a row . the way his muscles pull the corners of his mouth into a smile , how they ache with overusing — how that's good , because it means he's alive . enough apocalypses for two lifetimes .

“ i've missed you too , five . ” a hand falls on his brother's shoulder , with no hesitance to it : the fabric of the old academy's uniform under his fingers feels a lot like it did when they were kids , close enough to recognize by touch alone . there's a weird comfort in that fact — the same , but changed . “ and for what it's worth , i'm also glad you're here , ” he says . what he doesn't is i'm so fucking glad you weren't dead all those years you where missing . i never stopped hoping you'd come back .

oh , no, wait . crying within the first twelve hours of being back alive was not part of the very extensive to-do list he had prepared . so ben goes , “ you know , i'm dying for a cup of something warm , ” maybe he's spent too much time around klaus . too soon . “ how does coffee sound ? ”

#paradoxcd #* ic. — answered. #* v. — undetermined. #this fits somewhere in the timeline. but in a sexy and #canon divergent kind of way. #also for the record i AM sorry you're #the victim of my Ben Loves His Siblings agenda #i just thought you know what? it's time to tell five he's been missed too #answered ❪ so this is how i died / in whispers that i did not hear

[evocatiio]

I started watching Evil and it’s exactly what I need right now. Literal monster of the week but pretty much no cops is the dream. I’m only 5 episodes into s1 but I’m loving it. Ben is my fave, but also I love the demon and everyone else the cast has great chemistry. I’m hoping they lean into the supernatural more as the show goes on. Can’t believe CBS is producing something this good tbh.

exactly! The King's said procedural but no cops only fucked up sleep paralysis demons and social commentary about religion and the true evils of systematic oppression (which is probably why the show is no longer on cbs lmao)

anyway glad you're enjoying it!

#ben is my skeptic muslim rep ❤️❤️❤️ #but my chaos wife kris is my favourite obviously #its kind of a massive shame that the show moved to paramount bc it honestly felt like the only procedural left with any style #and stream dramas are so..... they just dont understand the comforting art of a procedual #but dont worry the king's get it! they understand the appeal so yeh #s2 is even better and allowed them to go a bit wackier without missing the procedural element #this is also me opening the proverbial door to talk to me about evil pls talk to me about evil i have nothing intelligent to say #but it gives me that buzz #love it when my random agenda run i have excellent taste #watch Evil everyone! #mike colter is a sexy priest in turtlenecks bc they have to preserve his modesty and im so obsessed with that detail #anon #you ask and i answer #evil cbs #evil paramount+