guys. you are not joking about that one ship that you “jokingly ship” you did not write a 500k word fanfic and consume every bit of material you could possibly get of them then purchase memorabilia of them just for shits and giggles. wake up.
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I'm sorry, what? Alice was supposed to kiss Bella and give her flowers? Not only in front of Bella's new boyfriend, but in front of her own husband as well? Absolute power move. A bi-icon. A polyamorous queen. Love that for her.
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Alice, all Midnight Sun:
Alice: I LOVE HER EDWARD. I LOVE HEEEEEEEEER. But like obviously not as much as you. No homo lol.
Edward: Yeah of course I love her more you already have Jasper.
Alice: Who? Ah, yeah.
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idea i got while driving and thinking of them sddfsfds i promise ill post more serious stuff about this au if people want that
pov youre alt and youre gay and its the year 2005 and also your girlfriend can see the future and is more used to that than to modern technology
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Whenever Bella and Alice get a quiet moment to themselves they end up cuddling. Usually Alice is the one all snuggled up to Bella, all curled up like a cat. In the summer her cold skin is heavenly, in winter it is... not exactly that but still good!
Either way, it always ends in Alice burying her face into the crook of Bella's neck to take one big sniff. The smell is like nothing else. Bella pretends not to notice. Alice pretends to not know that Bella knows she does it.
Edward is somewhere in the corner hearing Alice's horny thoughts and wants to cry.
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It's so sad when you don't check your wlw ship tag for weeks or even months and when you finally do it you see THE SAME POSTS YOU LIKED ALREADY
Oh goddess I just want content with girls is it too much to ask
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“that character isnt gay!”
did they come out of the fucking screen and tell you that?
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as if anyone’s gonna believe them
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Someone just pointed out that in the final battle scene in Breaking Dawn, Jasper is dismembered but not burned. So he's still alive on the ground but Alice is reacting like if he were dead.
Alice: I can't believe Jasper is dead
Jasper's head on the ground: D:
Alice: No way. I'm a widow now. Wonder if Bella is also single.
Jasper's head on the ground: I'm here!
Alice: It almost feels like I can still hear his voice. Oh well. Bella!!!! ❤️❤️
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