big fan of scoutmaster bell summers!!!!
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Post series Bell and Gwen (whether on purpose or not) abso-fucking-lutely laid the groundwork for what'd be one of the first new settlement worlds to try and lobby for independence from the conglomerate or whatever that sent them to settle it.
I'm not saying it necessarily happens in their lifetimes, but like their planet cedes itself and everyone is like "eh whatever, their funeral" only to be like "wait, this isn't what was meant to happen" after they open trade with Drift and Mikail's planet and end up a thriving little Planetary Republic.
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More nsfw headcanons because I can
Warning: NSFW, choking?, bondage, pinning, power play, crying, marks?, knife play, temperature play, drunk sex, humiliation, hair pulling, idk what else
Characters
Arthur Morgan, John Marston, Dutch Van Der Linde, Charles Smith, Javier Escuella, Sean MacGuire, Lenny Summers, Kieran Duffy, Micah Bell, Eagle flies
Send in requests if you want to see specific characters or if you want me to add characters to the list !
Arthur Morgan
He has a thing for shoving his fingers on your mouth. It’s like a good way to rile him up. If you kiss his fingers and slowly put one in your mouth he watches you in awe.
Insists he doesn’t want you to go down on him but when you do he lets out the most animalistic moans and says the dirtiest shit ever
Whenever you moan sometimes he’ll respond with “yeah?” In the most seductive voice
He likes when you wear his clothing while you ride. Like wearing his signature blue shirt or his cowboy hat??? Drives him absolutely wild
Sometimes he tries to humor you by being submissive but after a while he takes control and uses your own words against you. He’s a huge tease about it
John Marston
Cannot stay still for the life of him. If you tie his hands down he’s using his hips. He refuses to stay still and it becomes a yoi problem once he’s free
He grabs everything. Thighs, ass, chest, sheets. He always has a handful of something whenever y’all are fucking.
Whenever he’s in control he likes to copy your moans and cries. He’ll be like “yeah? Yeah? What ya screaming my name for?” While he pounds into you
He’s the worst at serious sex. He always says something weird or awkward during it like “you want the marston special?” And if you bring it up he’ll be so bratty about it
Likes to pin you down. Even if he’s not being rough. He’ll hold your hips down or hands down while he kisses your neck.
Dutch Van Der Linde
He draws out everything. Like he’ll sit between your legs running a finger up and down your thighs while you beg and he’ll just whisper dirty things in your ear
kinda likes when you disobey him and he gets to spank you to make you “good” it riles him up so much
Sometimes he doesn’t do any work and he’ll just make you sit on his lap and ride him. Like he touches you but he won’t move his hips because he likes how desperate you get for him to take over.
Eye contact is a must. He’ll place soft bites on your wrist and ankles while making eye contact the whole time.
He likes to make you cry. Not the type of crying from when he’s mean but he likes when you get so overstimulated you cry.
Charles Smith
Loves to be the one to undress you. If you’re taking of your shirt he’s hands are quick to replace it and he insist he does it instead.
He cannot do quickies. He has to have you for over an hour and he makes sure it’s worth it.
Absolutely worships you. He can spend an hour just kissing you. It’s the worst and the best at the same time.
He likes when you leave marks on him. Like scratch marks, indents from your nails, bite marks, hickeys. It makes him feel so proud and he can’t take his mind off you when he sees them.
Likes to indulge in your kinks. he’s probably not the kinkiest but if you ask him to try out something he’s willing to and he usually does his best.
Javier Escuella
He likes to tell you what to do. He’ll tell you to flip over or to spread your legs and every time you obey him he gets even more turned on.
Loves to tease. He’ll tease you for hours, gently rubbing your thighs while you sit by the campfire, letting you sit in his lap while he lets you feel him harden under you, roughly grabs your hips while he slides behind you
Even though he likes to tell you what to do he loves when you tell him where to cum. He gets so eager.
He loves to stay in you after he finishes. Even if you asked him to finish somewhere else he’ll push himself back into you just to feel you.
Idk why I feel like he’s into temperature play. Like letting his knife get warm over a candle and then dragging the flat side over your skin.
Sean MacGuire
If you initiate intimacy he’s crumbling. He has the most active sex drive ever. Seeing you exist is a turn on for him so if you initiate it hes drooling over you.
Once he spilt his drink on you while y’all snuck off to have a quickie at a bar and now he’s addicted to drinking whiskey off of your skin.
He’s either real slow with foreplay, spreading your legs and putting you on full display for him or he’s super eager, bitting and pulling your clothes off.
He whines when y’all fuck but he refuses to admit that. He always says he groans like a man but in the moment he whimpers and whines in your ear.
Sometimes when he’s too excited he cums too fast and continues like it never happened. Like he’ll take a moment to catch his breath and then he’s back at it.
Lenny Summers
It’s rare he’s rough but sometimes he’s asks if he can “let loose” with you and it’s rough. His hands are gripping onto you and he’s just growling and grunting
Constantly pushes your hair out of your face to see you because he likes seeing your reactions. It gives him a huge confidence boost.
He likes for sex to be slow and sensual to make it more intimate but sometimes he gets too into it and he’ll press gentle kisses to the shell of your ear while he says stuff like “I promise next time I’ll be gentle”
His favorite position is missionary. It’s nearly impossible for him to stay in any other for long. Y’all can start with like cowgirl or doggy but as soon as he gets into it he flips you into missionary.
Sometimes he’ll beg but he always begs for something you’re already doing or he’ll just beg for you not to stop.
Kieran Duffy
His chest is so sensitive. If you even place your hands on his chest to brace yourself or just to pat his chest casually he’s holding back a whimper.
Gets so embarrassed when he’s turned on he doesn’t try to initiate it like others do he just slowly grinds himself against you.
He loves to bite the back of your neck when he’s behind you. He’ll slide his arms over your chest or waist and kinda nuzzle himself against your neck and just slowly bite your neck
Sometimes he doesn’t even take his pants off completely he’s so eager to have you. Like he’s able to pull himself out of his pants but they’re barely half way down his thighs (you usually have to take them all the way off)
He can barely make out anything when y’all are intimate. He’s just a whining mess. If he even gets anything out it’s probably him begging for something
Micah Bell
He LOVES embarrassing you. Like he’ll cover you in hickeys or not properly clean you up and make you walk around camp.
He makes you give him head while he’s busy. He likes the idea of you being a personal toy for him.
Doesn’t like when you’re automatically submissive. He thinks it takes all the fun out of it. He likes when you try to act all bratty.
He’s probably the most rough out of everyone but he doesn’t have an occasional gentle streak that he uses as a “treat” for you.
He gets too jealous sometimes so he asks you questions and makes you yell out his name like “so who’s fucking you like this tonight, whore? Me or him?”
Eagle Flies
Loves when his hair is pulled. It drives him crazy. the smallest tug makes him moan so loud.
No matter what position he needs to be close to you. His hands need to be on you and he needs to be able to kiss you, anywhere
He will say the most forward shit out of nowhere. Like he’ll have you in the most obscene position and he’ll say something like “wanna marry you one day.” Out of the blue
He whimpers when he’s about to finish. He’s not ashamed about it either.
Sex is one of his favorite ways to relieve stress but he makes sure you also feel good so he gives the best aftercare afterwards so you know he’s truly grateful
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Arthur: Morning Pearson
Pearson: The Navy
Arthur: Okay
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Charlotte Brontë (Currer Bell), from “Mementos”, featured in Poems by Currer, Ellis and Acton Bell
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"i could fix him" well i could brutally kill a fiend in front of him, enthralling him to me and driving him to give me a free direct line to his big boss downstairs that i can only activate by tonguing the brand he left kissed upon my knuckles
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Toxic Traits/Red Flags HC
Characters: Arthur, Javier, John, Lenny, Dutch, Micah, Charles, Sean, Hosea, Mary Beth, Abigail, Tilly, Karen, Sadie, Molly
(A/N): WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS DAWG. I LOVED @cowboyfromh3ll 's take on that shit sm and these hcs have literally been swimming in my head for weeeeeeeeks bro
Edit: some of these were kinda hard because there's not a lot of bad in the characters themselves... I had trouble with specifically Charles, Lenny, Mary Beth, and Tilly. Sorry if they may be OOC.
IM EVEN DOING THE GIRLS BECAUSE IM IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD
Content Warning: female reader, jealousy, self hate, narcissism, gaslighting, physical abuse, verbal abuse, mental abuse, mentions of murder and violence, mentions of infidelity, mentions of sex (Sean, Micah, Sadie kind of) (MINORS DNI)
Not edited btw
The boys
Arthur Morgan
- Honestly, I feel like Arthur would have this insane, crippling fear of rejection, especially when it comes to dating.
- His self hate/deprecation plays a huge part in this, and quite honestly, him and Mary not working out probably also probably contributed to it.
- Very emotionally distant. Has a hard time expressing his feelings openly due to that same fear of rejection.🚩
- Bottles shit up until he feels like he's gonna explode 🚩
- His impulse control is almost nonexistent 🚩
- Will resort to saying things that he doesn't even mean. He just says things when he's angry🚩
- Will hate himself even more if he makes you cry
- Won't hesitate to run away from camp for a while to cool off. This isn't necessarily a bad thing per se, but he usually takes his time away to overthink the fuck out of everything
- Prone to acting violent. (not to someone he cared about, but to other people, absolutely)Also due to his poor impulse control. 🚩
Javier Escuella
- Has a flirty personality, but around women, it just seems to get worse. 🚩
- Tells you you're overreacting if you tell him it bothers you🚩
- Overprotective of you. Always has his eyes on you, and practically orders you to stay in camp where it's safe.
- As if you step one foot outside the camp without him, you'll spontaneously drop dead
- Jealous asf. Are you laughing at what Bill just said? It wasn't even that funny. Why are you standing so close to him? You should be at least 6 feet away from him, not 5 and a half. 🚩
- Also has a problem with how you dress sometimes. God forbid your shirt is ever low cut. He'd probably ask you to change. 🚩
- And if you get offended or upset, he'll lie and tell you it's because he can't stop staring at your chest, and he'd like to focus of whatever it was he was doing.🚩
John Marston
- Stubborn as all hell. Doesn't listen to anybody for anything.🚩
- Commitment issues up the ass
- Says mean things out of anger and sometimes actually means them 🚩
- Won't apologize half the time. He thinks kissing it better actually makes it better 🚩
- Regularly ignores his own bad habits instead of actually facing them 🚩
- Will run away from problems like Arthur, but worse. He'd be gone a really long time.🚩
- Gets annoyed with you if you get angry at him for leaving and staying away for a while. He told you he needed space, didn't he? What else do you need from him?? 🚩
- Ignorantly clueless half the time. Head empty, no thoughts.
Lenny Summers
- Not assertive in the slightest, and usually, respectfully, keeps to himself.
-Takes orders without verbal complaints but inside he's annoyed as fuck 🚩
- Even if he hates doing something he'll probably just go "Okay" and do it anyway, and he'll sulk all day afterwards
- Refuses to tell you what's wrong because he thinks he'll sound childish.🚩
- If you push the issue, he might snap at you out of annoyance like "Would you just let it be??"
- Immediately feels guilty and shameful, and he'll hide away until he's ready to apologize and face you again
- Also kind of a know-it-all... He'll correct you a LOT. It would get annoying 🚩
- Would blatantly tell you you're wrong before correcting you🚩
- Not necessarily an asshole about it but he still tends to get under your skin sometimes
Dutch Van Der Linde
- The BIGGEST Narcissist you'll ever meet.🚩
-He loses another piece of his mental state with every breath he takes. Slowly but surely losing his mind.🚩
- King of gaslighting🚩
- How could you even think that about him? He could never do anything wrong! You must be crazy...🚩
- Tries to recite his "pretty words" from Evelyn Miller to try and sound smarter than he actually is 🚩
- Expects you to just feed his ego without him actually doing anything to earn it🚩
- Will try to correct you even when he's wrong🚩
- Refuses to admit he's wrong. He can never be wrong. That word isn't even in his vocabulary unless he's talking about literally anyone but himself🚩
Micah Bell
- Where do I even start with this guy
- Not above putting his hands on you if he doesn't get his way. Let's be honest here.🚩
- Mega Narccisist, almost as bad as Dutch 🚩
- Will brag and share every sexual encounter you've ever had with him like he's talking about the weather🚩
- VERY prone to Violence 🚩
- NO impulse control. Murders people for fun.🚩
- Backhanded and borderline abusive compliments 24/7 "You'd look so good if you weren't so fucking fat..." 🚩
- Selfish lover. Thinks just sticking it in will do the trick, and it does, for him at least.🚩
- Little to no affection. What are you? His girlfriend? Wait...🚩
-If he actually does show you affection, and you react in surprise, he'll tell you to go fuck yourself, and that that's the last time he ever does anything nice for you.🚩
Charles Smith
- Impossible to read sometimes
- Like Arthur, Charles tends to keep a lot of his emotions bottled up until he feels like he's gonna pop 🚩
- Like most of the men in the Van Der Linde gang, Charles is also prone to acting violently. I mean, he started a bar fight with a fucking chair, and he fights in street fighting rings, let's be real for a second.🚩
- He's incredibly quiet and reserved a lot of the time, and sometimes you just assume that he's listening to you when you talk, but a lot of the time, he's lost in his own thoughts.
- Will do everything anyone asks him to at the expense of his own free time and energy, and sometimes he works himself to exhaustion just to try and please everyone.🚩
- In doing so, he sometimes doesn't have time for himself at the end of the day. It also seems like you spend time together less and less as the days go on.
- If he ever got himself hurt and you tried to help him, he'd decline any help with anything to save his own pride. The last thing he needs is you thinking he's weak. 🚩
- Extremely Overprotective. Like to the point where he'd beat the shit out of anybody you asked him to🚩
Sean Macguire
- An Alcoholic🚩
- horny 99% of the time, but half that time he probably has whiskey dick. Still asks you to try but doesn't understand that it's like trying to play pool with a rope...
- If he can manage to be sober enough to actually get it up, and you're not in the mood, he'd get pissy and annoyed with you for "wasting his boner" 🚩
- Will probably also brag about having sex with you to everyone🚩
- Needy as all hell
- Bro sulks on purpose
- Low key loves the attention you give him when you continue to ask him what's wrong, but he never actually tells you and constantly says "I'm fine..." or "It's nothing..." 🚩
- But then sighs dramatically and continues sulking and dragging his feet so you keep giving him more attention 🚩
Hosea Matthews
- Ignores his physical health until he's practically dying. You've told him to get that cough looked at for literal years and he just says "I will" and does nothing 🚩
- sometimes talks to you as if you're a child especially if he's around Dutch
-low key gaslights you sometimes 🚩
- and he says it with such a gentle tone, its hard to catch it 🚩
The girls
Mary Beth Gaskill
- Daydreams way too much
- Likes to live in her romance novel fantasy land rather than face reality 🚩
- Cries a lot
- Tries to be angry but can't help but cry instead
- If crying makes you feel bad for her, she'll probably do it on purpose so you comfort her and give her attention🚩
-If you're in a fight, she'll turn on the crocodile tears to get you to stop being angry with her or whatever it is you're arguing about.🚩
Abigail Roberts
- She can be verbally abusive if she's pushed far enough 🚩
- Holds in a lot of her emotions🚩
- Neglectful of her own personal needs to make sure you or Jack are fully provided or cared for🚩
- a lot of the time, when she's upset with you, you're probably given the cold shoulder and the silent treatment
- incredibly protective. Not necessarily a bad thing, but she can sometimes be super overbearing.
Tilly Jackson
- Tells it how she sees it, sometimes accidentally sounding a lot colder than she means to 🚩
- Too sarcastic for her own good 🚩
- Laughs a little too much sometimes when you tell a joke, and you can often tell it's actually incredibly fake🚩
- gets irritated really easily, especially if she's bothered while doing her chores. The last thing she needs is Grimshaw on her ass again.🚩
- irritable a lot of the time, unintentionally becoming short or snapping at you
- like john, she also believes that kissing it better is better than actually apologizing
Karen Jones
- An alcoholic 🚩
- picks fights with you for fun, finds it entertaining to see how red your face can get from anger 🚩
- Screaming matches are a regular occurance between you guys, and she starts it almost every time 🚩
- Pretty jealous when it comes to the opposite sex🚩
- Has self doubt and believes that she can't give you everything a man probably could
Sadie Adler
- The nosiest woman in America. No chill. She reads everyone's mail.
- Makes a lot of loose threats 🚩
- Anger issues🚩
- Low impulse control🚩
- Can be a little too rough sometimes 🚩
- If she's upset with you, she'll either yell or storm off. Sometimes both. 🚩
-(She tends to walk away a lot more often because she's actuall self aware that her anger issues are a problem)
- She'd never admit that to you though.
Molly O'Shea
- Even more jealous than Javier🚩
- Glares at and envies anyone you talk to that isn't her🚩
- Has immaginary conversations with people in her head🚩
- Rubbing her hands together when the real life conversations are following the script she had planned out in her brain
- Needs constant reassurance
- "D'you even love me anymore?!"🚩
- Overthinks everything 🚩
- Paranoid as hell about infidelity
- Gets mad at you when she dreams about you cheating on her🚩
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The Van der Linde Boys Romantic Headcanons
( Realistic, Includes: Dutch Van der Linde, Javier Escuella, Bill Williamson, Charles Smith, Lenny Summers, Micah Bell, Kieran Duffy )
Trigger Warning: Manipulation on Micah's part
Dutch Van der Linde - Words of Affirmation/ Physical touch
• Dutch is one smooth man. He knows exactly how to hit right into your heart. And he does it well. But his honeyed words aren't the only thing charming about him. He does it unexpectedly most times, you never know when you'll have him take your hand and hold it like he's holding diamonds in his grasp. When he'll come from behind and hold you to him like you are everything he has ever wanted. When he will pull you into a slow dance and whisper sweet nothings into your ear. You never know.
He is patient though, he knows when to give you space and wait.
Javier Escuella - Words of Affirmation/ Physical touch, Acts of service
• Javier can basically be described as golden. While he is far from perfect, he emphasizes his good qualities so much, it's hard to see him as anything but the best. If he loves you, he will show it. He will shower you in compliments and treat you like the most precious gem on the Earth. While he would love showering you in affectionate nicknames and all that, he wouldn't go too fast. He takes things slow, takes his time winning you over. There are times he acts completely casual with you and then suddenly, he's treating you like royalty and placing a kiss on your hand as he rambles about how wonderful you are. It's a bit confusing sometimes.
Anyways, when he's calmer, he has other ways to show his love for you. Like sharing your work, he takes the hard part, you get the easy one. And for every mission he can, it's always like that. It's his way of showing his will to care for you and the ability to mutually grow together in the future.
Bill Williamson - Acts of service/ Quality time
• Bill is a little confused when it comes to romance. Frankly, he doesn't know how to act. He's trying, he really is but he's not good at it. He believes he has to proof himself to you so the only way he knows how to woo you is by taking care of things for you. He constantly works and does your job in order to get your attention. He will never admit he is searching for it and even if he receives your attention, he'll act as if he doesn't want it. But he does, if you acknowledge his efforts, it would keep him awake at night for the whole week.
He's very reclusive in a way but he tries to spend time with you without being obvious, he acts like it's all casual and friendly hangout but it means a lot more to him than that.
Charles Smith - Physical touch/ Acts of service
• Charles isn't very open about his affection. Not that he denies it but he doesn't talk about it often. So besides admiring you from afar, his way of revealing his care is by subtle touches. Holding your waist when passing by you, brushing his hand slightly against yours while you walk together, tucking a loose strand of your hair behind your ear, you name it. He doesn't comment on his actions but it's often you see him smile slightly when he gets to interact with you. He's of course very careful and he would immediately stop if he notices it bothers you.
Another way he likes to show his love for you is by taking care of your work for you. He'll often take on your chores, help you with a mission or even offer to take your place for a task so you get to rest. It's his way of showing he values you.
Lenny Summers - Quality time
• Lenny's way of courting is most out of all spending time together. He would take every chance to see you and get into a conversation with you. He's a good listener and an even better charmer. His confidence and intelligent insight show off what he could offer to you but he also makes sure to express tenderness and vulnerability as to present himself the way he fully is and the way he hopes for you to accept him in the future. He wants to show he's always going to be upfront with you and that if it comes to it, he wouldn't shy away from fixing his flaws and working on himself. For you both.
He doesn't overwhelm you with compliments but he doesn't miss the chance to share his thoughts on everything he admires about you either. He would share what he sees in you but there's never pressure for you to reciprocate those feelings. You could brush him off and he would respect it just as he respects you.
Micah Bell - Words of affirmation/ "Acts of service"
• Micah as terrible as he is, knows how to play his cards right. He is manipulative and observant, if he wants you, he will use your deepest desire to get to you. So, of course his main love language would be words of affirmation. Lying is practically his second nature, he can easily envelope flattery with qualities you like and by the end of it, he would hope he'll have you wrapped around his finger.
However if that doesn't work, he has other ways. Such as acts of service. Make no mistake though, he won't actually help you. Not with anything important. He'll either do something himself and expect a reward from it because he did it for you or he'll actually help you with a minor inconvenience and expect to be treated as your hero. Nothing in between.
Kieran Duffy - Quality time/ Words of affirmation
• Kieran isn't exactly the most bold with his approach yet at the same time he wants to express his love for you somehow. So as nervous as he may feel, he would share just how perfect you are to him. In a slightly childish way, but he means well. He would trust you so he would hang around you the most. Sometimes it's like you are being followed by a lost puppy but really, he just likes your company and he wants to enjoy it as long as possible.
He would admittedly be a little awkward sometimes as he would try to probably impress you in some way. He seems the type to get into his crush's interests so he would most definitely try a hobby you enjoy for himself. He may not like it but he would still show interest towards your feelings about it. He likes listening to you ramble so he often ends up staying quiet and staring at you with a certain lovestruck gaze. Before of course hurriedly replaying once it's his turn to speak.
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Hcs for how each of the boys to react to "I'm pregnant"?
Any of them that you want to write for :)
So excited
English not my first language. Sorry
Van Der Linde Gang's Boys' Reactions To "I'm pregnant" (And Eagle Flies)
Hehehe this was so cute and also I didn't edit this ❤️
Warnings: none
Arthur Morgan
He'd be so fucking happy
Probably in disbelief at first but oh my God he'd be overjoyed
Ask you if you're serious over and over
Once he's convinced he's gonna ask all these questions about your physical and mental wellbeing
Celebrates with you (whatever that entails wink wink)
In his elated haze he's gonna wanna ask all these questions about your future together as parents
Is aware the gang ain't the best place to raise a kid but he'll reassure you that you'll have the whole gangs support
John Marston
Oh god
Let's just say he wouldn't be the most elated parent 😭💀
He's already got Jack and now he needs to take care of another?
If this were a revelation that came earlier in the game he's gonna be very irresponsible but I feel like he wouldn't deny that the kid was his
So at that point he's sort of forced to actually give a damn about him
And believe me he'd try but he wouldn't be the best at it, would need guidance
If this came later in the game like epilogue he'd probably be WAY more happier.
Your lives are finally settled and you can afford to have a kid
He'd be the happiest and more supportive husband and dad
Still wouldn't be sure about all the ropes but he'd try
Dutch Van Der Linde
He'd be SO happy
Like genuinely he'd shower you with gifts and praise and reassurance
I feel like part of it would be a power thing for him because not only can he lead a gang, but now he can lead a family
Also some sort of weird power symbol for him. Idk how, but it is
Wouldn't let you lift a finger
Would probably keep you in his tent to rest 24/7 and only allows a few people (Grimshaw, Hosea) to see you
He's going to hope and pray it's a boy
Charles Smith
HE'D BE IN SO MUCH SHOCK AND FEEL SM HAPPINESS IT'D BE SO CUTE
You sorta have to repeat the news to him a few times for him to fully absorb it
Literally a dream of his to start a family one day so now that he has it he's ecstatic
Probably incentive to leave the gang though, doesn't want his child growing up in that environment
Would prefer if you sit back and rest but won't hold you back if you don't want to
Javier Escuella
This is cause to celebrate
Takes you into town on a date
Offers you massages, foot rubs, hand massages
Sings to you to calm you
Holds your hair when you throw up (true love)
Buys you clothes to accomodate to your changing body
Kieran Duffy
THE SWEETEST REACTION
I feel like he'd start crying
Asks to touch your belly and would speak to it
That night he'd fall asleep while holding it
Wakes up the next morning and remembers you're pregnant and his day is already off to an amazing start
Get drunk while celebrating it and he'd boast to everyone about how he's gonna be a dad
Sean Macguire
He'd say some stupid shit I already know it
Probably crack a sex joke
He's getting stupid, fucking drunk. I'm talking black out
He's probably gonna wanna celebrate if you catch my drift HAHAHA
He'd forget to be gentle sometimes out of excitement, like carrying you around and cheering
Refuses to let you do any work
In private I feel like he'd cry
Lenny Summers
He'd probably panic a bit at first
Ask all these questions about how you guys are gonna be parents and if you're even ready
Once the two of you talk through it a little more he'll calm down and his nerves turn to excitement
I'm assuming y'all would be real young so he'd seek for a lot of guidance in the others
Constantly asks you questions about what you want and need
Bill Williamson
He'd be so flustered and nervous
Probably in disbelief for a while and asks if you're serious
I wouldn't blame you for thinking he's upset with the news at first
But he just needs time to process how his life's about to change!
He becomes even more gentle with you, more than he already is
Will argue with Miss Grimshaw about letting you rest/lightening your work load
And let's be real, she would lower your work load but he'd insist it stops altogether
Micah Bell
He'd be in disbelief, but bad disbelief
That or the sleaziest reaction
I'm leaning more towards sleazy reaction
Talks about how he's gonna raise the bravest kid and he's constantly gonna reference to the kid as he because I'm convinced he wants a boy
Brags to the others
Don't get me wrong the gang's happy for you but the way Micah uses it as a point of elevation is IRRITATING
Hosea Matthews
He's the cutest like seriously
He'd be sooo happy
Probably in disbelief that he even managed to get you pregnant
I believe he'd cry, and openly, he's not ashamed! He's happy!
Announces it to the whole gang, means for celebration
Takes you on dates to buy cute little baby items ahhh
Eagle Flies
HE'D FREAK THE FUCK OUT
Pace around the room asking if you're for real, contemplates his entire life, curses himself for cumming inside
You'd have to calm him down and talk him through it
It'd be a super emotional moment for the two of you, eventually he'd realize he's fine with the idea of kids and he's just nervous!
Would ask his dad and a lot of tribe members for advice
Over time he'd get way more excited and bring up the topic more often
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RIP RED DEAD CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED
Dutch- disposable fruity flavoured (mango) vapes, Duolingo
Hosea- rollerblading, old VHS movies, The Sound of Music, ear studs, small hoops, and ear cuffs
Arthur- LED strip lights, therapy, The Joy of Painting
John- Ax body spray, deodorant, those little arm floaties little kids wear in the pool
Mary-Beth- Lego flowers, The Notebook, Pinterest
Tilly- Easter egg hunts, making slime, slumber parties
Karen- Tube/crop tops, jean shorts, weightlifting
Sean- make your own mead kits, TikTok, “kiss me in Irish”, SUNSCREEN
Abigail- AirTags (she would put one on little Jack), Roasting marshmallows, Crime shows/courtroom dramas, Man! I Feel like a woman! By Shania Twain
Uncle- recliner chairs, dog sledding, Wheel of Fortune, Crosswords
Susan- Dark nail polish, cats(I’m 100% sure she’d own either a black cat or a tortishell that would sit on her lap/shoulder), dishwashers
Kieran- Creep by Radiohead, Tv shows about veterinarians, friendship bracelets (with Arthur)
Reverend Swanson- Support groups, The Robert Langdon series (especially Inferno, Angels & Demons), communion wine
Javier- Cards Against Humanity, online sheet music, ear gauges
Molly- Champaign toast anything from bath and bodywork’s, naval AND lip piercing, SUNSCREEN
Bill-sexy firefighter calendars, Grindr, Bumbl, all the dating apps, apples dipped in caramel, jolly ranchers
Charles- IMessage games (mini golf and battleship in particular), those long distance ‘thinking of you bracelets’, 90’s sitcoms
Lenny- The Carpenters, cologne to make him seem grown up, head pats
Trelawney- Harry Houdini, 50-60s movies, smoke bombs, dramatic flares
Strauss- a soul, Nigerian Prince scams, telemarketing
Sadie- gyms, self defence classes, the free Britany movement
Micah- staying in the strawberry jail, toothbrush + paste, good posture
Pearson- small businesses, handmade gifts, trying TikTok recipes
EXTRA
Annabelle- Gwen Stefani, sequins, Fast and the Furious
Jack (young)- The Backyardagains, cocomelon, a little toy train
Jack (epilogue)- Monty Python, skateboarding, swimming
Bessie- Bette Midler look a like contests, growing old, brown eyeliner, SUNSCREEN
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THEY KIDNAPPED THEIR BOSS!
And then immediately called Gwen to be like, yo I'm free-ish... I love them so much.
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Un Nu Sur La Pelouse, 1899
Julius Leblanc Stewart
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