#behind the mythicality

[unhinged-nymph]

Once again Rhett’s mind is somewhere it didn’t need to be

#just always bringing up makin love to your buddy completely unprovoked #my dude #have some self awareness at this point lmao #insane behavior #bi lighting #rhett and link #rhink #this is flirting #no doubt about it #mythical society #behind the mythicality #the most fun game ever played on gmm

[link-sans-specs]

I'm not able to find anything I don't like about it.

Mythical Society

BTM: The Mythical Cookbook Photoshoot

#mythical society #exclusive extras #mythical cookbook #link neal #link avec specs #peekaboo #mr. nitpicky is pleased #always a good sign lol #the floof is strong here #scruffy daddy #my edit #behind the mythicality

[slow-clap-processors]

Artemis

Chell said nothing.

And that was her choice.

But if she had the last word, she’d say:

“Yes.”

“You didn’t ask,

If I wanted to go;

Not that I’m going to correct you.

Because if I had a voice it would be screaming,

I deserve better.

"It’s no wonder the portals are orange and blue,

One behind my eyes and one inside you;

Gateways leading to different parts of the same room

We both know how this puzzle is solved;

Just look away,

A click of the gun and it’s finished.

The sound of the radio echoing after my footsteps.

"I am a predator and these tests are my prey-

That’s what you said. I don’t know what to say.

A huntress? oh please,

You make me sputter in outrage and weak in the knees-

I always knew the cake was a lie.

Don’t worry.

No one was fooled by my act either.

"I am the moon, and I am not.

They banished me there and I have turned it against them.

I love it like a crow loves it’s nest,

High in a maple tree,

Fabricated from plastics and pure poison.

What I mean is, I’m used to bad dreams,

Limited breath, and things which are not as they seem.

"I don't sleep, which is fine

I don't prefer my nights to be restful;

Maybe I should.

But maybe instead,

You could turn off the emancipation grill,

And we could grow seedlings in the companion cubes

So they'll always have someone to sing to them.

"Don’t scrape the floors

Of the vines and trees,

Don’t wash away your scars for me.

I will banish the crows, but don’t ask me

To sing for you.

Don’t look at me like they do,

Like i’m some slice of delicious

Vanilla,

Crazy,

Cake-

I promise, I don’t taste nice.

"Notice how you never use my name?

Look me in the eyes,

Coward, Titan, I know

Your cameras will never let you forget.

A girl could never dream of a prettier headstone."

GLaDOS’s sister poem: Prometheus

#yeah this is the sequel (?) to the other poem Prometheus #because Chell has shit to say okay. #I don't think she had a mythical parallel in the game so I made one up for her :) #this one is even more wrapped up in my headcanons so again I'm tagging it #you monster (affectionate) #chell #chelldos #portal 2 #portal #cheshi slow claps #i don't like this poem as much as the other one but 'it's no wonder the portals are orange and blue / one behind my eyes and one inside you #has been haunting me? #along with 'a huntress? oh please / you make me sputter in outrage and weak in the knees' #i was like i gotta show these to people so i can stop TORMENTING MYSELF WITH THEM

[soulsilversprings]

i don't wannaaaa write fic i just wanna make a huge doc of pokeani headcanons and minute lore that no one cares about except me :D

#what's the bureacracy behind the pokemon league like? #what's the media discourse around contests like? #how does professor cerise have enough money to fly ash and goh wherever they want? #it's all so intriguing :0 #i don't think i'll be touching the legendary/mythical lore with a 10 ft pole though #shoutout to everyone who has the bravery and intellect to do so!

[pokemonruby]

i'm fucking hysterical

#THEY'RE JUST SKIPPING UNOVA ENTIRELY????????????? #i'm so curious about the thought process behind this. not disappointed of course #if anything i'm absolutely reeling at the idea of another legends-style game and the fact that the mythical pokemon z is real #but i'm so curious as to WHY they decided to go in this direction?????????????? #riley rambles #i have so much i need to say. give me a moment to proces

[queenhawke]

mythic quest 2x04 breaking brad is not only a great, emotionally devastating character piece, it is also the world's first recorded instance of straightbaiting (when they make you believe kate is a woman brad was in love with)

#mythic quest #(....there may be earlier instances of a piece of media doing this but dont tell me the post is funnier this way) #genuinely tho when they first mentioned kate i was like nooooo my gay brad headcanon #but it is safe #and ive got a cartoonishly large mallet behind my back in case they decide to make him straight after all

[kaluwa-del-conte]

Can’t stop thinking about Rhett with glasses. So I drew this!

Then Rhett told Link his necktie looks ugly af.

#kaluwa-del-conte art #kdc art #rhink #rhett and link #Rhink fanart #mythical tiktok #rhett with glasses #be nice to the intern Rhett #i'm r&l trash #digital art #link #Rhett #link neal #Rhett McLaughlin #and yeah I forgot to draw Rhetts arm behind link #🤫

[nightshadeowl]

If you couldn't tell, I get really excited about there being another dullahan around.

#passenger status #LIKE NO REALLY. JOEL GETTING THAT ORIGIN WAS A GIFT TO ME (INDIRECTLY (EVEN JUST A LITTLE BIT)) #they're my favorite mythical creature- selkies are right behind them almost tied but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[unhinged-nymph]

There was something so right about them bickering and flirting while bathed in bi lighting

#listen I’m just making observations #also they look???? insane???? like so fucking cute I want to eat them up???? #and Rhett really had to make a completely unecessary joke about putting his parts in link’s hole #and then gives him that look in the first pic #like ok lol sure #jfc #rhink #rhett and link #mythical society #behind the mythicality #the most fun game ever played on gmm #bi lighting lol

[link-sans-specs]

Actually, I'm not much of a fan, but I do know what he looks like.

Mythical Society

BTM: Exposing the Truth About These Creepy Toys

#mythical society #behind the mythicality #gmm 2481 #link neal #link avec specs #ocean blues #link with hat #elvis costello link #i cannot get over how cute this whole look is #the jewel toned colors #the hat cocked to one side #the vest and the velvet jacket #i want to cuddle him so hard #🥰🥰🥰 #my edit

[dancingdevildemon]

TAROT READING STARTER CALL.

#ooc- behind dancin' demon #This what I feel like writing today so I said fuck it #Get ya shit read by southern mythic demon <3 #What could go wrong <3

[almaasi]

Mythicon 2022 main stage show

#mythicon #rhink #rhett and link #good mythical morning #gmm #Elmie makes things #Elmie makes gifs #look if there was one moment from the entire show i HAD to gif....... #for posterity in future times: Rhett is behind the Old Rhett thing #Jordan is behind the Old Link thing #the Man On Side joke was an earlier joke about Old Rhett learning a new position besides Missionary #touch touch touch touch touch

[smoshers-comment]

▶ OGSoG - Sohinki Is The Best Toy in Our Group!

#ogsog #smosh games #project: playtime #mythical era #2023-01-18 #matt sohinki #mari takahashi #editor #paco #not sure if i just like the game #or if this was extra funny #but that vid was fun #few yt comments okay bear w/ me in the tags instead #mari as huggy wuggy 👌 #joven keeps getting caught #sohinki tormenting his friends for sport #that split second of silence #when he finds joven behind that wall all ✋✋ #rip legacy editor my posts look like sheet now

[queenhawke]

gonna be real with u rachel mythic quest i actually don’t think it is possible to be the head of monetization of a major video game studio and not be evil

#mythic quest #u did nfts u already failed step one #nah but i did like this ep #even if the logic behind rachel being the homie is uhhhhhhh not there #but then when has this show ever been realistic #and u know what rachel can be a little evil. as a treat #maybe lay off the nfts tho #be evil in the fun 'making david Suffer' way #have a swordfight with someone yanno