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quirky-tangents · 8 months
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At 1st I didn't really like ineffable bureaucracy but the more I think about it the more a start to fall in love with it
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aschsenpai · 8 months
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Good to know at least one version of om! still loves me 😅😅
Also, shIRTLESS SATAN GIVES ME LIFE ❤️
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rhysdoesstuff · 9 months
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Beelzelbub: Good Omens Countdown
Our Favorite Fly
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justyouraverageotaku · 9 months
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Lesson 16 (Belphie Angst) Part 1
Trigger Warning: mentions of death, blood, eating and sleeping as coping mechanisms, imprisonment, death, murderous thoughts, implied mental illness, grief, demons, mentions of Christianity, angst (please let me know if you need any more warnings), Obey Me spoilers up to lesson 16ish
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Belphie felt the familiar dull ache in his chest. His body felt heavy and cold and the world moved slowly around him. Paired with the feeling of tiredness that now occupied his mind constantly. He lay slumped on the couch, his legs drawn to his chest and staring at his hands. Beel sat next to him munching on some chips. He had his hand, that wasn’t eating, pressed to his chest. Belphie knew that it was there to try to ease the pain, as it was an action he had done before himself. They glanced at each other knowingly.
It had been awhile since the fall. How many hours, days, and years had they spent holding each other as Belphie screamed in sorrow at the loss of his sister while Beel let his tears drip more silently into his brother's hair. Beel blamed himself for it all. He should have found a way to save them both. Every night as he went to sleep it replayed in his mind leaving him to stare at the ceiling silently as tears dripped down his face. Then he would feel Belphie crawl next to him because Belphie knew, he always knew. And they would hold one another crying their only comfort in the presence and warmth of their twin.
Belphie blamed himself as well. He should have done something, anything. If his father, God, had not cast him out he would pray to him. Instead he prayed silently to the universe itself that, by some stroke of luck, he could swap places with Lilith.
Beel ate more, Belphie slept more. They would have tried to join Lilith, wherever she went when she died, if they didn’t have the other. All they could wonder was why. Why did their creator cast them out for being as he himself made them. God made them love everything, so why hate Lilith for loving a human? Why kill her. Why cast them out? Did God really expect them to let him destroy Lilith? Their sister. They had to fight back, even if it was against their creator himself. But still, Lilith died, and they fell from paradise.
Slowly Belphie began to despise humanity. If they hadn’t existed none of this would have happened. He hugged his pillow tighter trying to self soothe. He went to Beel when things got really bad. It was him and Beel against the darkness. And Lucifer. He respected Lucifer. He knew Lucifer must have been with Lilith when she died. So sometimes he sought comfort in the eldest’s company. He would sleep on the floor of the music room when Beel wasn’t around letting the sound of Lucifer playing the piano drift him to sleep.
Then came the day that changed everything. An exchange program created by Lord Diavolo himself. But it wasn’t just any exchange program it involved angels and even worse humans. Belphie knew he couldn’t handle seeing the people he and Lilith had loved so much, the people that resulted in his sister’s death. So he objected. Next thing he knew he was locked away. He was left alone. No Beel and no Lucifer. In fact his opinion on Lucifer and Diavolo were now changed entirely. He thought he could rely on Lucifer after the fall. All those nights in the music room… and Lilith. Yet Lucifer would turn against his own family to suck up to Diavolo like an obedient lapdog? Lucifer was no man worthy of respect like Belphie had thought. It was then his hatred towards humans was solidified.
As he stayed up in the attic an idea occurred to him. An idea that would allow him to get his revenge on both Diavolo, Lucifer, and humanity. An idea that would shut down this stupid exchange program forever. And most importantly an idea that would set him free.
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writing-by-mimi · 1 year
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Breeding/knocked up
Fandom: Obey Me!
      My opinion on who would have a breeding kink and to what degree. I'll write one on how they would be with children later. XD
Adult content, read at your own risk. Not beta read.
💙Lucifer💙
     Would absolutely love cumming inside of you...not so keen on any offspring. Look at his and Satan's relationship... He loves you, he does...but if you want a kid, go baby Satan. Seriously. He'll let you pinch Satan's cheeks and the whole nine yards, just please don't get pregnant. He couldn't stand another offspring hating him, Mc.
     "Please don't make me fail you. I couldn't stand it if our child hated me too."
💛Mammon💛
     Babies take Grimm...so he isn't looking to get you knocked up on purpose. Would 100% be for cumming inside of you, but Mc, the Grimm a baby takes! The thought of breeding you though...it's all most worth it. You'd make a cute baby Mc...okay, okay...Maybe, Mc. Still cumming in you on accident, and if it does happen, he'd be shocked, but after the initial freak out, would 100% start actually saving Grimm. (He is still gonna gamble though...just a bit more responsibility involved.) After your knocked up though and every time after the baby is born, he's gonna breed you. He's Greed incarnate and he's had a taste...he isn't stopping now Mc.
      "Our baby is cute as fuck, Mc...and making 'em is the fun part. Let's give our baby a sibling."
🧡Leviathan🧡
     His favorite hentai is all creampies and cosplay. If you consider letting him have sex with you, he'd probably pass out. It would take a while for Levi to get it together and not pass out seeing you naked. Absolutely wants to get you pregnant! (Though it's a messed up reason and you'll hate him if you truly knew why Mc... Envy is a hell of a sin... if he gets you pregnant, you'll be with him and a part of him and a part of you will be joined forever...something no one else could ever have and to have absolutely all of you....his envy knows no bounds. He's so sorry Mc!) After he is used to your naked bodies touching, he is a man determined. Doing every pose he's ever seen in a hentai and filling you to the brim. Seeing you leaking his cum brings a peace to him. It won't be long Mc! Be ready to be breed, even mid raid. He can multitask.
     "Y-you want to what? I...I can do that!" *takes pants off and immediately passes out.*
💚Satan💚
     Adores cumming inside of you, but like Lucifer, is in no way aiming to get you pregnant. The unresolved issues he has with the man who spawned him...just get a kitten. It's cute, you can cuddle it. He's good with cats. He'll even by it cute little outfits you can dress it up in. Just please don't get pregnant. He doesn't want his child to feel even an inclination of what he's dealing with.
     "Mc, you said you wanted a baby, so this is Sugarloaf. I found her at the park and the mother hasn't been around for days." *hands you the ideal kitten you've always wanted.* "I even picked out outfits and toys for our fur baby." *proud cat Daddy smile.* (off topic, him and Jumin Han would be Cat Daddy Bros...)
💖Asmodeus💖
      Uh, of course he is going to breed you? Did you really think the Avatar of Lust didn't have that kink too? Oh Mc, your so cute! Literally jumping you at random. You'll never know when he's ready. Walking to R.A.D.? Not anymore, your going to be late, but don't worry, he can charm the teachers. Yes, he's fucking you behind this bush and filling you to the brim. Public sex is hot, Mc. In the kitchen making dinner? Boom, the turkey isn't the only thing being stuffed. Your baby is going to be the cutest in the three realms! He can have Levi help him make baby clothes, and you'll look so adorable pregnant! He can buy maternity clothes for you! There is nothing that would make him consider not breeding you 24/7.
     "You look so cute cumming, Mc, but I bet you'll look cuter carrying my child."
❤Beelzebub❤
      This fucking man...he's breeding you. He wants a huge family and the fact you'd be extra hungry all the time, and he'll have a cute child with you?! It's go time. Literally fucking you in the locker room after the game. You look hot in his jersey and he absolutely adores the sounds you make as he has you pinned against his locker, legs against his chest as he fills you up. Celestial realm help whoever walks in... your knocked up within two weeks, and he's gonna breed you again first chance he can.
     "A family? With me?" *unzipping pants, shirt is already gone.*
💜Belphegor💜
     Loves having slow, sleepy sex you with you. Not really into breeding. Loves cumming in you...but a half human child...after what he did to you... 100% not sure and would be the most upset that you got accidentally knocked up, and he wasn't even trying.
     "Mc...I'm not really into that..." *cuddles you harder and does almost anything else you want as an apology.*
💋Diavolo💋
     It's been pounded into his head since he was of age that having an hier was necessary. He's royalty, so he knows what a breeding kink is. It's not even so much the kink and the creampie that excites him as it is who it's with. Having sex with you, he understands the kink and is 100% on board. He'll have you under him, hands holding your thighs to your chest with your pleasure in mind, but the moment he cums inside of you and thinks of you being full of his cum and granting him offspring... he's breeding you every available moment, like Asmo. Has the main goal of conceiving his child on the throne and the view of you getting fucked full of his seed while his crown bounces on your head... it won't take long, Mc.
     "Fuck, you look so beautiful filled with my seed."
🖤Barbatos🖤
     Not gonna lie, I'm torn on Barb... I feel like he would only approach it with Mc if he knew for an absolute fact that you and any offspring that could result would be okay and safe. Like, if he did manage to get that timeline to work, he would indulge you in the kink whenever you asked. If he couldn't get it right...I think it would be such a feeling of failure on himself and Mc...he wouldn't want that for you. Would definitely creampie you and be rough, but the main purpose is pleasure and he won't do it unless he is 100% sure you will not get knocked up.
     "I am sorry, Mc...the timing is not right yet."
     
Solomon
     This man has lead a long life, and will continue too. Loving you, while it's wonderful now, it's nothing but pain and suffering later. If you remain. Mortal, I think he would pass on breeding you. He'll fuck you all kinds of ways, even loves filling you...but he can't takr the chance. A father shouldn't have to bury their children, he's buried lots of people mc...please don't make him privy to that. Although if Mc found a way to be like him and last through the ages, I think he would cave and give in...plus he'd love it, so you won't have to ask very hard. After all, once the kid reaches adulthood, if they wanna be immortal as well, he find a way. It's a family that will last and he won't lose. It's nice to finally have people that won't fade away...
     *Has already magiced his clothes off* "Mc, I need you to drink this..."
Simeon
     Since being demoted...hes woken up with erections regularly... ERECTIONS! He never touched himself as an angel. It wasn't pure and he had more will than that! But now...he's human...so indulging can happen...right? Dude is exploring his own boners and thoughts when the thought of filling you up and having a family hits. Cums, and almost dies. Like Simeon isn't completely innocent, but he's never taken the time to do something so...sinful. Knows of breeding kinks, and is so flustered when he realizes it's his kink. He would love to indulge and breed you, but with being an angel originally...but being with you would be worth it. Yet after the brothers fall because Lilith fell in love with a human...I don't think he'd be able to bring himself to do it. Would cum while having sex with you, but be so overly careful. Like you have a condom, he has a condom, spermicide, the pill, even pulling out all in one session. Though if Simeon fell...I think he'd go full bore and breed the living shit out of you. All day, everyday. You chose him and he's going to leave proof in anyway he can. Plus thinking of how cute the children would be... it would rival Diavolo and Asmodeus as far as being jumped to be breed 24/7.
     "Safety is important." *pulls out a whole pharmacy worthy of condoms and items to prevent pregnancy.*
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uzumakisasuke · 8 months
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heavy handed media is so fun. hate the author love the game or whatever
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Obey Me Brothers w MC Who Uses Pet Names Without Thinking
Lucifer
If you have the balls to start calling this demon pet names from the get-go I bow to thee
A brave soldier you are
It irks him endlessly if you aren’t close
But once you are? It’s just habit.
Will do the same to you.
But if it’s over excessive (e.g. light of my life, reason of being);
“what do you want”
Ngl he does Love those ones though, strokes his ego Massively
Will Not let anyone else call him such names
Favourites are ye olde ones like dearest and my love
Mammon
Bb will be so flustered
He will do Anything and Everything to get you to call him something cute
He basically worships you
His primary love language is words of affirmation but thats for a different post
“baby can you pass me the controller?”
!!
Damn Right he’s your baby!!
Will occasionally call you cute nicknames, but you have to catch him when he’s feeling confident
But for the most part, you’re just his human, or some variation of your name
Gets upset when you use ‘his’ pet name on others.
He’s your baby okay >:(
Leviathan
Does Not Cope
Doesn’t think you’re talking to him, no matter how long he’s known you
He’ll never get used to it okay
And he would Die before he called you anything
But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t adore it when you call him pet names
Call him beautiful. I dare you.
Watch the colour drain from his face and then watch it come back in a bright red 0.002 seconds later
I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually fainted the first time tbh
Also gets upset when you use ‘his’ pet name on someone else
But instead of getting grumpy like Mammon, he’s just sad
Pls reassure him :(
Satan
Catches him off guard
But he thinks it’s cute
He doesn’t necessarily understand it, but he finds it endearing
Will match your energy
“Excuse me honey”
But Will Not let it escalate to Anything vaguely romantic until he gets verbal consent
King behaviour 💕
You called him an angel once, as an offhanded thanks
He didn’t know whether to glare or laugh
Asmodeus
FINALLY
Someone to match his energy!
Ngl he thinks that you’re flirting at first
But he’s fine when you explain that you’re not
He finds it kind of refreshing that y’all can call each other cute shit w/o accidentally falling in love
((I hc that he feels guilty whenever he rejects anyone that genuinely falls in love w him, instead of just infatuated))
Y’all use Every pet name under the sun
Darling, babe, wifey/hubby, lovely, you name it
Sometimes you get into competitions to see who can come up with the most disgustingly affectionate nicknames
Will ironically call you shnookums
He can’t stop now, send help
Beelzelbub
Ngl it confuses him
Like it’s nice and all, but what 😀
“Aww thanks Beel, you’re such a peach!”
What
What does that mean
Now he wants a peach
What do you mean there aren’t any in the house
Now you gotta go shopping with him
Doesn’t call you nicknames unless you explicitly ask him to, and then pick one out
Just,, doesn’t get it
Belphagor
why though
why call people nice things when you can simply be a nuisance
Doesn’t get it, but in the opposite way that Beel doesn’t get it
But he feels special when u call him a pet name
Strokes his ego, similar to another certain brother of his
Not that he’d ever admit it
“Hey bubba, how was your nap?”
Swoons
But he will never do the same
Alas, he is but a Bastard
Probably insults you in return (but lovingly)
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 9 months
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Was it just me or was beelzelbubs sash black in the promo photo of them? In all the other places I’ve seen the red sash but todays, idk I think it was black? I could be wrong
Hiya! :) Yeah it used to be red! :) The question is whether it changed colour or it's only photoshoped for the poster :).
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asmomyluv · 9 months
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HEADCANNONS(BEELZEBUB)
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I just realized how long this is wow.. I mean Beel is the LOML so I guess I'm not that surprised
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Warnings: none
- First off Beel is absolutely 7’3 or close to it, I refuse to believe he’s shorter than Shaq… Lucifer would be so mad knowing a human is taller than him eheh
- He’s the type to set off fireworks like idk… he’s the least scared of the sound and flames yk
- Beel definitely blushed harder than the others idk I feel like when something makes him blush he goes red
- Beel is a cuddled through and through not that he has a choice considering his twin but he enjoys knowing someone finds him comforting and would let any of his loved ones lay on him without judgement
-Honestly I think Beel is stronger than most of his brothers, like Mammon as the second born was intimidating when Beel brought up how much he works out which makes me think Beel is crazy strong yk?
- Even tho he loves all food he takes a special appreciation for food cooked by someone’s else for him like when his brothers or MC makes dinner
- Speaking of MC, he cares abt them so much honestly I think Beel is very selfless with the people close to him, and now MC is in the circle that’s an eturnity of loyalty
- Beel is definitely amazing at chess I think he’d play with Lucifer when they’re both free he’s definitely patient and observant
- He has an appreciation for beauty definitely, paintings statues any form of art I just think he’s the type to slow down and enjoy things but he often can’t because of his hunger
- Strong boi workout and,,, he uses MC as weights sometimes it’s nothing compared to his usual weights but they both enjoy it if you two were together he’d love to hav ur kids him after a rep
- And ofc regardless your encouragement keeps him going
- Dry ass humor but it’s so funny from him, like he could say something that’s definitely not meant to be funny but the way he says it so idk he’s just unintentionally funny
- He only has 4 facial expressions smile, frown, straight face no more no less
- Ok just because Beel doesn’t act out doesn’t mean he doesn’t want your attention, he’d prefer you give him attention just because you want to not because you think he’ll be dramatic about it
- He likes to subtly mark people, giving Belphie his jacket as a blanket, letting Asmo bedazzle his dumbell for decór
- He gives off the most body heat, like he just runs hot which is good because his room is always as cold as it can get
- Don’t get fooled, yes Belphie sleeps the most but Beel? He sleeps deeper there is almost nothing that can wake him even the smell of food, he'll just sleepwalk to the source
- I think in his Demon form he had an ACTUAL void in his stomach like anything that goes in is just gone from existence which can be good for making any kind of threat to his brothers especially Levi or Mammon
- Beel has a very deep voice and it gets even deeper when he’s hungry or tired
- Beel gives the best compliments stuff that really reaches what your insecure about and makes you feel good about yourself all day
- He will not hesitate to move anything in his way not violently just pick it up and move it even if IT is another demon
- It’s hard for him to understand just how little humans eat like “Only three times a day :0?” And ofc sometimes not even that he’d think your sick he first time you skip breakfast
- Why did i think his name was Beelzelbub for so long,,, idk where the second l came from
-I feel like he can't get poisoned by anything that's consumed or that gets digested like he won't get sick from consuming bacteria
-Ok so yk he has a tattoo I think it's some symbol with seven lines to symbolize his brothers
-He's such a family guy even tho he's pretty stoic he'd do literally anything for his brothers Levi's too sick to stand in line for a new game? He's got a snack bag to take his place. Satan needs help cleaning his room Beel's on the way. Asmo want's to try some new makeup Beel's already in the chair
-He picks up on the little things, part of why he's so quiet is because he likes to observe everyone else
-I love the idea that he just lets kids play on him and MC like they can just crawl on him and he'll have his gentle little smile
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essencering · 9 months
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↳ summary: beel isn't sure of when it started, but at some point, he found comfort in your presence and scent.
↳ Tags: Gender Neutral Reader, Demon Attendant Reader, Beelzebub (Obey Me!), Finds Comfort With Your Scent, Puts You In His Nest, Nightbringer Setting.
writer's blurp: sweet boy beel's turn for a short. similar to my mammon short in the same vein as this one NB beel would probably appreciate the comfort and safety he could find with you very much.
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The sound of your chatelaine is what draws Beelzebub's attention, and he watches you. Doing little things, putting stuff back in an almost perfect position, before nodding your head and moving on.
Little chores, little things you always do before leaving.
It was soothing, watching you go about your tasks. Stopping every so often to interact with his brothers, your expression and reactions are always a fun mix of emotions. From smiling, then laughing to frowning, and sometimes he would notice a lonely expression, one of longing before it was gone.
What did you miss so horribly to look like that? Would you tell him, or his brothers if they asked? No, probably not, and that in a way is heartbreaking for someone who listens to others and helps them, to neither accept help nor tell others what could be bothering you.
Beelzebub isn't sure when it started but at some point, he would seek you out when you would either arrive at the House of Lamentation or when you would be leaving for the night. Picking you up and taking you into his room. Ignoring the sounds of Levi, Asmo, and Mammon's whining he just smiled.
Content once he had you in his and Belphie's shared space. Setting you in the middle of his Nest, moving some things around here and there before joining you, curling up around you, and tucking his face into your neck breathing in your scent before dozing off.
It made Beel happy to wake up to either feeling your hands in his hair, or your quiet conversation with Belphie, who remained outside of the nest each time rather than joining when he would bring you in.
Beel had asked why he does this, your scent is comforting to him as well, but Belphie just laughed, smiling, his tail moving in his usual playful manner before he curled up to sleep never answering him.
When you leave, it's sometimes hard for Beelzelbub to just watch you go, he could hold onto your clothes, your chatelaine, or your hand. He could wrap you up and steal you away again-- you could stay in his room or the guest room you didn't have to go back to Solomon. But you wouldn't like that, and Lucifer would have another talk with him about trying to keep you in the house. Not in a bad way, but... having you in the same house would be nice.
Really nice. It just feels right, but Lucifer says no. Even if his brothers feel the same way.
So, Beelzebub reaches out to hug you, holding onto you and lets you go with one big squeeze before saying bye. Your scent lingering on his clothes and in his nest lulls him into a peaceful sleep.
Beelzebub isn't sure of when it started, but if he just so happened to start scenting you, it feels right like it does when he asks if you can live with them. Even when Mammon, Asmo, and Levi throw a fit, Beel cannot help the smile, while he pulls them into a hug.
He promises that he won't override their own scenting of you, and they start sputtering and deny it.
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Dumb names I would call the obey me boys
Couldn't think for all of them so these are just ones that live free in my head.
Lucifer
Luci
Lulu
Mr.AlwayspissedoffcuzIgotametalpipeupmyass
Glorified demon turkey
Demonic chicken wings
Dia's bottom bitch
Boomer
Demonic Christian Grey (from 50 shades)
The avatar of horny
Pride peacock
Mammon
Mamo
Crow Daddy
My broke sugar daddy
Puppy
The no money man
The great tsundere
Dinosaur
Tiger Cub
Sir can'tgetbitchescuzimscaredofwitches
Leviathan
Levi senpai
Ocean man (like the song)
Blueberry head
Fish/Snake Daddy
Gamer boy bf
Bottom
Big ass forehead that could be mistaken for an airplane landing
Satan
Tan-Tan
Cat boi
Pussy chaser (cuz he uh chases cats)
Blondie
Goldilocks
Romeo
Furry
Twilight Sparkle (yk cuz she was a unicorn n likes books)
Smartass
Angry violent pony
Sir Ihavenofashionsensewhatsoever
Asmodeus
Momo
Ass
Alabama vibez guy
Walking manifestation of stan twitter on heels
Beelzelbub
Beelzebae
Beelie
Bubzy
Cuddlebug
Belphegor
Bel-Bel
Cowboi
Mr. Chokemelikeyouhatemebutyouloveme
Teddy bear (like that one Melanie Martinez song)
Sleepy homicidal cow
Baka (it also means cow in filipino)
Kalabaw
Solomon
Mon-Mon
Han Solo
Old Man
Senior Citizen
Gandalf
Dumbledore
Shady magic man
Lolo (lol its grandpa in filipino)
Asmo's human booty call
The shady wizard of oz
Barbatos
Barbs
Barbie
Sebastian
Dr. Who
Dr. Strange
Ratman
Tony the talking clock (dhmis refference)
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trashgr1mr3aper · 29 days
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The Avatar of Pride: LUCIFER
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Greed: MAMMON
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Envy: LEVIATHAN
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Wrath: SATAN
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Lust: ASMODEUS
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Gluttony: BEELZELBUB
Nothing here yet...
The Avatar of Sloth: BELPHEGOR
Nothing here yet...
The Prince of Hell: DIAVOLO
Nothing here yet...
The Butler: BARBATOS
Nothing here yet...
The Sorcerer: SOLOMON
Nothing here yet...
The Angel: SIMEON
Nothing here yet...
The High Ranking Angel: RAPHAEL
Nothing here yet...
The Demon: MEPHISTOPHELES
Nothing here yet...
The Grim Reaper: THIRTEEN
Nothing here yet...
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fractally · 8 months
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Sorry for all the Good Omens meta but I just had a bunch of thoughts piled up that I feel like I can finally write down now that I’ve officially finished.
So: a defense of Aziraphale, first from a character perspective then from a narrative one.
I’ve been implicitly and explicitly critical of Aziraphale in most of my other posts and I think everyone gets that he fucked up. Trusting Heaven will obviously turn out badly. But Aziraphale does know that Heaven is toxic, to an extent, it’s just that from his perspective doing what Gabriel and Beelzelbub did, doing what Crowley wants, is giving up entirely. This isn’t a toxic family or even a country with oppressive laws, there isn’t a place in creation to go that exists outside of Heaven and Hell’s dominion. They’d be like Gabriel and Beelzebub, forever on the margins and living on dead planets with no music or breakfasts at the Ritz. I think Aziraphale knows what Crowley won’t accept, which is that they wouldn’t truly be happy like that.
Aziraphale’s reformist attitude is easy to criticize, but it’s also true that the world isn’t going to just get better on its own, and you can’t just run away to some mythical utopia. Sometimes, you have to sit down and accept that good things exist alongside bad and carve out more good where you can. (Where I think Aziraphale really gets foot wrong is when he gets starry eyed about the idea of angel-Crowley—he still clings to the idea of them being together in a socially heavenly acceptable way and it poisons his thinking.)
On the narrative side, it had to go this way because Crowley and Aziraphale can’t be together yet because nothing is solved! Heaven and Hell still exist, the Second Coming is still…coming, we can’t have our two mains fucked off to Sirius or wherever. And we’ve already done the story of them as outsiders trying to stem the tide of Armageddon, what we need is a story where they permanently realign the celestial order so these threats stop coming. I almost can’t believe I have to write this, this is just basic storytelling conflict and payoff here. It’s more interesting if the characters are in new situations dealing with new conflicts.
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2af-afterdark · 5 months
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Pt. 2 to my appreciation for demons
Sure Mammon can creature treasure but he sees you as his most valuable treasure
Miss the Human world? Naberius or Satan are the go-to’s and give off scary dog vibes, Naberius literally being Cerberus/Kerberos
Beelzelbub will only make food that have no side effects for you
Feeling cold? Go to Barbatos, mans sunbathes so much he’s a walking heater
Got a hard challenge? Go to Niflehiem, anyone will love to figure out the solution
Valephor loves being a giant teddy bear if you had a bad day or completely exhausted
Pt. 3 coming whenever my brain musters enough and remembers names
🦩
absolutely weak for Mammon calling MC his treasure. Brain turn off. Melt into a puddle. WEAK
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Agere and petre obey me headcannon
This here is my own headcannon and what I think it would be like.
Lucifer
He's a caretaker through and through
Prideful bastard who would never let himself do something like that.
He makes a monthly calendar to put in the dineing hall so everyone can see it.
He reads to you all, makes sure that you all get to sleep on time and keeps you all safe.
So it's all good.
But with how much milk is being drank now (meaning they had to get two more fridges solely for milk, one for beel+belphi and the other for everyone else) he finds himself drinking a glass or two at night
He likes it with a little bit of vanilla and a shot or two of demonus
Mammon
He also caretakes.
While Lucifer is a strong, sometimes strict dad, he's the fun, loving brother that always keeps things interesting
He always makes sure you all have stuff to do and that you all stay happy
Lactose intolerant so no milk for him
He gets sad when any of his littles are sad, hurt, or sick
Funny faces and helps Lucifer read.
"Mammam" does all the voices while "lu-ifer" narrates
Leviathan
Shy baby boy
Little 4 year old gamer
Silly little kidie games on his brother "mammy's" tablet
And lots of cartoon also
He's definitely a mickey mouse club house fan
Also, phineas and ferb fan.
He gets to watch it when his "younger" brothers are too sleepy to watch tv
He has a little stuffed toy he uses when regressed and he naps with it
Satan
The family kitten
He seen how much it helped you, so he tried it out
Clearly he's a fluffy little kitten
He doesn't do it often but he dose enjoy it
Helps with anger
Whenever he gets head pats while in kitten space he purrs
Also, accurate kitten sounds
Little mews and meows when trying to communicate
Fish and milk is his favorite, so luke and barbatos make these little tuna patties for satan to eat.
And he gets all the milk he could want
When big, he helps read to the littles.
Asmodeous
He switches between a lovely little baby boy and caring for his brothers.
I mean, someone has to make sure they always look photo ready when he's around!
No matter his age, he'll try to do everyone's makeup
Really, he can only do mammons
Luci is to prideful
Levi could care less but dose tolorate it from time to time.
Satan is a cat. Cats don't need make up
Beel will either try to eat the kiddie makeup giving to asmo, or is too busy eating
Belhpi is asleep and will get fussy when woken up
As for the rest, they only come over once a month to join in with you all, but luke, diavolo, and solomon let's asmo do makeup.
Beelzelbub
Hungy 2 year old.
No think, just eat
Cry when bottle of milk is empty
Really, his bottle is a two liter bottle fixed up to be like a bottle and younger toddler would use
He likes his milk warm. More yummy that way to him!
He watches the tv or listens to the stories while cuddle with baby brother belphi
He loves belphi more then anything, and cries when he cant see his baby brother
Belphigor
Sleepy 2 year old bear cub
Not really bear cub but he likes being called a bear cub.
Reminds him of teddy
Mostly sleeping or almost sleeping.
He also drinks a lot of milk, but not as much as beel.
Likes his milk with lavender in it.
Makes it easier to sleep
When awake, only knows "bubba" which is what he uses to call a brother over.
Likes to cuddle beel, and cries when he can't see his brother.
Also scared of the dark. He's scared something will try to take one of his bubba's away
Diavolo
On the rare chance he has all his work done, he and barbatos heads over.
He always takes good care of anyone who is little and plays games with them.
Not really much for him, but might update when a idea comes to mind lol
Barbatos
Man never was a kid.
No regress for him. When over he makes sure everyone is well cared for and cooks with luke
Simeion
He makes sure they all are safe
Also well fed because he also keeps a eye in luke and barbatos
Luke
Is child no matter what
If not cooking, he'll be playing or watching tv / listening to stories
Solomon
Childhood is so long forgotten and he wants to remember, so he ends up a bubbly 8 year old human kid
Always acting like the little boy he is, messing with stuff and getting into trouble
But he always has someone with him so not too much trouble
He loves cuddling and will snuggle up to anyone and everyone at any given chance.
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GN:MC! Un-sheeps Hc
Fandom: Obey Me!
Characters: Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzelbub.
      Summary:   In the Obey Me! Manga, Mc is a cute little sheep. (For real, if you haven't seen it, look at it. The team that put it together made Mc cute as fuck.) So what would our lovely, most eligible, Devildom men think when part of the magic oppressing Mc finally fades, but still leaves them far from normal? Humans don't have a cute little fluffy tail and a perfect set of fluffy ears...
         Adult content. Read at your own risk. Not beta read. 
    💚Satan💚
• You and him had been reading in his room. As the hours grew later, you had fallen asleep, nestled to Satans side as he leisurely finished his book and listened to your small breaths.
• He'd never admit it, but when you slept, he would pet you. Your wool was soft thanks to Asmodeus. He was told you were human...but you were merely a very well off sentitent lamb in his mind. A decent enough personality, you cared for his family...and you were almost like an allowed pet.
• He would never tell you that outloud. He knew it was wrong. That you were supposedly human... but being small, furry and almost as cute as a kitten... You'd been here for years at this point. If you were going to change, it would have happened by now. Even in the human world, you still retained your current shape. A sheep.
• Checking his D.D.D. the time read 2:45 AM. Breakfast was in a few hours, then R.A.D.. He also wanted to stop and check on the strays staying at the park... sighing, put his book on the nightstand and stretched his legs. Looking over to his side, seeing you curled up, it was adorable.
• So, he decided to be lazy. He had done it before, his brothers would complain, but you also fell asleep in their rooms too, so no real punishments were a threat.
• Snuggling into his pillow, and scooting you closer to his side, he fell asleep stroking your wool.
• His phone going off, he reached for it and silenced it, never once opening his eyes. Fuck, he should have went to bed sooner. Careful in his movements, he went to sit up, making sure not to jostle you too much. You may have slept in his room before, but he still hadn't let you see him with bed head or anything short of proper. Mainly because you were too cute and he enjoyed petting your coat...but you also hung out with Mammon...so he really needn't worry himself with such things, right?
• Was he experiencing sleep paralysis in his arm? Looking over he saw the nape of a neck.
• What?
• Taking a second, guarded glance, he slowly eyes the figure in his arm pressed to his side. The body is faced away. Moving slowly he almost forgets how to breath.
• Pact marks.
• They trail down your spine...his sets with his brothers... you really were more than the realms smartest sentient sheep...
• And you were now naked next to him...
• Satan can feel his face catch fire, redder than Leviathan has ever been. It's been literally years since he has had another in his bed. Your body was beautiful... but it didn't hold a candle to your voice
• "Mmmm, Tantan is it time to get up already?" You rolled over, mind still so full of sleep you didn't even notice your situation, arm slowly snaking around his waist so close the his cock. Voice warm and full of sleep... Oh, your voice was made for him. You would sound so wonderful to listen to as you read outloud. He could watch those lips move for hours...
• Then he sees it. His downfall.
• Ears. You have soft fluffy lamb ears... he's always been a cat man...but fuck, if you aren't giving him a reason to become equally enthusiastic about lambs...
• You let out a content sigh, nuzzling into his chest, and it happens. The nail in the coffin. Not only does he see your ears lightly bounce as the sigh leaves your very kissable lips, he feels fur moving quickly across his wrist, which means two things. The first being you even had a tail. A cute fluffy tail that most likely matched your ears...and if that were the case, the fur on his wrist meant it was your ass in his hand, and it fit perfectly.
• He had fallen asleep in his clothes last night, which was both a blessing and a curse. His erection had popped through the hole in the front of his boxers and was twitching againt his zipper, but maybe you wouldn't notice...
• He wasn't sure what to do. He had some ideas...but those were mostly lead by his morning wood. An especially dirty piece of literature at the front of his mind as his eyes took in all of your form not pressed against him. He couldn't do it...it would be wrong on so many levels...but he could wake you with a kiss. Gentle touches that would make you moan and whine in your sleep until you woke up unbearably horny with his cock out, ready and waiting, for you to take all of it.
• Maybe this was a dream? It had to be... you wouldn't suddenly, just last night...transform. It was ridiculous....but if it were a dream, with how vivid and lucid he felt...it just couldn't be. This had to be reality.
• "Satan?" Your voice was soft as you pushed yourself up, full chest on display for him and him alone, locked in his room away from the others. "Is it time to get up?" He watched as you rubbed your eyes and your ears lazily flopped on your head. He'd never forget this moment, he was sure of it.
• His heart was racing. Face heated. Thoughts of waking up to you like this for the rest of his life... he had developed a crush.
• He felt shallow, but only for a moment. You were good company. Kind, sweet to his family. Your mostly true form only made it so he wouldn't be know as some sort of animal fucker. (He could deal with the ears and tail. It was fucking adorable and he would rip anyone's arm off who begged to differ.) Perhaps he had liked you more than previously thought, but brushed it away because of your form? Whatever the case may be, it didn't change how he felt in this moment.
• He couldn't help the smirk on his face as he pushed himself up to rest on his elbows, the audible slapping sound of you covering yourself and you rolling out to the other side of his bed hiding on the floor was utterly cute. The little lamb was shy about being naked.
     "How long was I like that?! Why didn't you wake me up!" Your voice hissed as you pulled what you could for blankets off of him and his bed.
     "I tried. You sleep hard." He shrugged nonchalantly.
     "How much did you see?!" Your ears fluttering quickly, rash movements as you sulked on his floor, barely looking over his bed to him.
     "Everything." He tilted his head as his sat up fully, causing you to clench the blanket. Crawling over to the edge of his bed while shedding his overcoat and shirt, he looked down at you, face heated and trying to make yourself as hidden as possible as you averted you gaze. Holding out his dress shirt to you, he quickly pulled it away with a chuckle when you reached for it. "It's rather rude to sleep naked next to someone who could not consent. Such unruly and wild behavior." He teased as he tutted. "So I'll make you a deal, Mc. I'll forgive you, even give you the shirt off my back, all for the simple price of sitting on my lap and apologizing."
     Your angry face was cute. He couldn't take you seriously. Even as you stood and tried to take the blanket with you from his room. He had grabbed that too. "Stealing? I never would have thought you a thief." His smile held no malice as he slowly pulled you closer and closer to the side of his bed.
     "Satan, I'm not a thief or a pervert and you know it!"  You fought for more of his blanket, but it would do you no good. His grip was  much stronger than yours.
      "When your angry, your tail wags." His finger slowly trailed down your spine through the blanket, making you shiver and gasp as he held your tail tightly. "Even your big floppy ears bounce around trying to convey my sin." His other hand moved to the side of your face as he moved from his bed to stand in front of you. "I wonder if I could make your hole twitch as hard as your ears?" His voice next to your ear as his tounge slowly drug up your neck.
     You hadn't meant to whine, or even press yourself further into his touch. Every time he touched you, your skin would tingle and denying he had aroused you would be fruitless. He knew you were.
    Slowly unzipping his pants, he guided your hand to his cock. Hot, throbbing and leaking precum. You bit your lip to stifle yourself.
     "Are you ready to sit on my lap and apologize until I'm satisfied, little lamb?"
     💖Asmodeus💖
• He is in love with your sheep form. You are adorable, precious, so caring...OK, so that didn't have to do with your form...but it had to do with you, so close enough.
• You allowed him to dye your wool, treat your fur and even curl or straighten it. He even got to put ribbons and bows on you too. You were his own living, stylish dress up doll.
• It was a shame you hadn't taken human shape yet... he was so eager to see what you truly looked like! He could take you to human world spas and do so much more with you when you finally regained your form.
• You had come to his room. Sundays were the days he would do your weekly treatment and gossip with you. It was his favorite day of the week. It even beat shopping Saturday.
• The day had gone normally...until he heard you screaming from his bathroom. Throwing down his products to the floor, he ran to you. Blood icing over expecting the worst
• Except this was the best thing to ever happen to him!
• You were in his tub, (he would let you swim in it while you soaked in the bath. It was basically an Olympic pool with your tiny form. After, he would massage products in and out of your coat.) an absolute mess of arms and legs. Hair sticking to your face as you coughed and sputtered water from your lungs. Looking up to him with those big shocked eyes of yours...you were breath taking. Even soaking wet and a disheveled mess, he could see your beauty.
• Asmo just throws himself into his tub, designer clothes forgotten as he embraced you and presses a quick kiss to your cheek. "You look so cute! I couldn't help myself."
• The Avatar of Lust clinging to your naked form in his bathtub nearly made you faint. Asmo blamed the water and pulled you out, quickly getting a towel and even his pink silk robe for you to put on.
• He was so happy about your change. It opened up a world of possibilities! ...so why did you look so glum? His lips formed a frown as he approached. You held his robe down trying to cover your thighs. You...you almost looked ashamed...
• "Mc...do you not like the way you look?" His voice was soft. Heart a mere moment from breaking as you turned your face away. "I...I'll find a way to become a sheep again!" He could see the panic in your eyes. So afraid of judgement from him of all people.
• So he did the only thing he could do. Show you just how wonderful he found you and your new form.
• He slowly knelt front of you. Hands ghosting over your thighs as he looked up to you as his hands found your hips. "You really shouldn't." His hot breath carried across your thighs as his soft lips pressed slow seductive kisses to your skin.
• All you could do was look down to him, embarrassed. You even tried to step back from him only to freeze when you heard his words.
• "I've thought about this moment for years Mc. I've never jerked off to the same fantasy more than twice...but this..." His hands slowly slid his robe up your body, revealing your upper thighs, leaving your genitals covered as not to go to far to fast. (Where would be the fun in that?!) "I've thought about it a lot." He placed a small nip to the outside of your left thigh. You could feel your face heat as you locked eyes with him. His fingers tracing so close, but yet so far away from where you wanted.
• Letting out a gasp, you felt Asmodeus's warm tounge trail up to your naked hip, fingers dancing across your now exposed rear. "You even make better sounds than I imagined... would you let me see how different my fantasy and reality are?" His voice was a pur. "You know I can make you feel like no one else in this house. Even the entirety of the three realms. I'll fuck you every night like no one else and show you how much I love you, and your new body."
• His tounge was so close to your pelvis. So. Frustratingly. Close. "All you have to do is give me consent, dear. I'll show you how beautiful I find you." You could feel your new ears and tail shaking with need as you nodded to the Avatar.
• Before you can even comprehend how it happened, Asmo had you on his bed, face buried in your crotch as he hummed. His eyes never left yours, he wanted to see every cute expression your little face could make. And it would be all because of him.
• It's only when the two of you don't show up for breakfast the next day does anyone figure out what's happened.
• Mammon had been sent to retrieve the two of you, he walked in on you (he knew it was you, he saw those pact marks on yer back, okay? How could he not when his brother was fucking you like a starved porn star?) And his brother doing the nasty. He walked back and just sat at the table, shaking his head when everyone asked.
• Many more knocks were ignored and all Asmodeus did was wave from behind you as he continued to make you writhe on his bed. He didn't care if they saw, and you wouldn't even know, on account of him fucking your face into the mattress.
• He'd show you everyday just how much he loved you and your body, interruptions be damned.
     ❤Beelzelbub❤
• Sweet, wonderful Beel. You had been feeling funky all day throughout school, so he chose to skip Fangol practice to walk you home. You were easy to carry, you weighed nothing, (Which was upsetting, you should at least be a bit heavier...) and he liked how soft you were. From this angle, holding you to his chest, you facing forward, you couldn't see his blush.
• He was known for strength, brute force and an appetite that would never be satisfied
•  So the fact that you, a tiny little soft sheep loved being held in his arms made his entire life. You looked at him and saw just that, him. You didn't care about his rank, or his strength. You were unafraid of him.
• He figured it out a long time ago. He had a crush on you. The only one who knew was his brother. While Belphie was always kind and understanding...he didn't understand how he was attracted to a sheep. He explained it wasn't your looks, but who you were as a person he really cared for.
• His brother had given a soft smile, Nodding before his face fell to a frown. "Mc is a sheep, Beel...you know you can't ever be with them...right?"
• He had slept terribly that night. He knew his brother meant well, and he wasn't angry with him...it just broke his heart that his brother was right.
• He still hoped though, that you'd turn back to a human. Even Lord Diavolo said you would eventually... but after his talk with his brother it seemed like it would never happen.
• He still loves you. Cares for you, keeps you safe at school as a silent body guard, just out of your sight. It helps make him feel a bit better. That even if he can't ever really be with you...he can still protect you and care for you in his own ways.
• It's been over threes year now. You've come and gone from his life...only to return every time, unable to be away for too terribly long. The happy look on your small face as you grabbed his shin and said hello everytime melted his heart. He would pick you up immediately and give you a hug, being extra careful to squish you and your wool just a bit. The laugh you let out making him smile gently.
• He would usually hold you for hours. But the last time you returned, everyone had wanted to greet you. He frowned, but he handed you over anyway...you weren't here for just him. Pushing those feelings on you and denying you greeting his family and friends would be truly selfish, so he hands you off, regardless of how he feels.
• He hates it. That you haven't changed back by now. Even for an extended stay in the human realm, it did nothing for you, or his heart.
• So he does the only thing he can think of. He hides it. Pushes it deep down into his heart and tries to lock it up. He would rather be your best friend than do any harm and hope for something more. After all, he is just a glutton...even if you were human...what could he offer you?
• His brothers had so much they could give you...even Mammon, but him...
• He leaves the room, allowing you to greet his family. He knows your safe in there. It allows him a few moments to not worry about you so much and just...grieve? Is this what this was? His heart breaking and finally accepting his brothers words from all those years ago? He hates it, giving up...but it's for the best this way. Before his heart breaks any further. (But he is pretty sure it can't.)
• You had been back for a few months, and he had given you your space...you came around less and less. Even when visiting with Belphie, you chose anywhere but their shared bedroom.
• Maybe he was pushing you too far and you were obviously enjoying a break from his overbearing presence... the thought just depressed him more. He hadn't meant to make you feel that way.
• You weren't ignoring Beel per se... but being around him made your heart pitter-patter awfully hard in your chest. It hurt. You still hadn't changed back...and after all this time you were beginning to think you wouldn't ever...
• Beel deserved someone who had more than a little lamb body. Someone he could hold, and kiss...not be afraid to crush them in bed...plus, who would want any type of romantic relationship with a sheep?
• So everytime Beel would walk in, you found an excuse to leave. Would visit Belphie in the attic. Even changed chairs at dinner. You hated it, but because of your form it was for the better. You couldn't tell him your feelings, it would only make him feel bad...maybe even grossed out that a tiny little sheep like yourself loved him. You couldn't do that him.
• So you both carried on with heavy hearts for a few more months. Everyone had noticed, even Luke. He asked you quietly in the hall way at R.A.D. if you even still held a pact with Beelzelbub. It almost had you in tears.
• You had answered truthfully. That you were in love with the sixth-born, the Avatar of Gluttony. That you treasured his pact so completely, you'd never rid yourself of it unless Beel himself asked. You even told the small angel you were terrified of Beelzelbub knowing the truth...because something so gross and strange as a sheep loving him could be the straw that broke the camels back... You held back tears at the thought of Beelzelbub wanting out of your bond and excused yourself quickly. Making your way down the stairs as fast as your tiny form would allow.
• Beel was headed for his fifth period class when he heard it. Someone crying coming down the stairs. He chose to stop, he'd glance that they were physically okay, and give them privacy by staring over the banister like he didn't have a care in the world.
• A small scream caused him to turn quickly, a form falling down the steps just a few stairs above him. Moving quickly. He managed to catch the figure before they hit the stairs, throwing his arm out to catch the banister, making sure you both didn't roll down the rest of the staircase.
• "Are you alright?" Beels baritone voice gently asked as he looked away. He didn't know why this student was naked, but it was rude to stare. Whoever it was, he had put himself between them and the stairs.
• "B-beel?"
• The voice was warm, inviting. Smooth like honey. Whoever it was sounded nice enough, but it also sounded as if they knew him. Only his family and friends, and a few select Fangol teammates ever called him Beel.
• Curiosity got the better of him, it could only be a handful of people. Except the eyes look down to his face were ones he didn't recognize.
• "I'm me..." Okay?...so your name was me? Who was he to judge...although it was odd. "Beel...I'm finally me now."
• In an instant, the pieces click into place, and he hopes, begs any entity with the abilities to make it you. That it was you.
• "Mc?" He takes the chance and guesses. Watching a smile take over such a pretty face as you nodded.
• Looking down to see more of you, he quickly is reminded that your naked. He rips his eyes away. A small flush to his cheeks as he maneuvers to get both himself and you up. He quickly took his coat off and tied it around you. Picking you up, he rushed to the nearest empty room and closed the door behind him.
• He had so many questions...was it really, truly you? Was it permanent? Was he being punished? Would you just turn back into a sheep once he told you he loved you for so long? Would you think him a freak for loving you while you were a sheep? Would you-
• "Beel..." Your voice seems so close to breathless, standing pressed into his side. He finally gets a decent look at you.
• Your more than he ever thought you would be. Completely perfect from head to toe. It's like you were made for just for him...
• He can't resist anymore. He's been hungry to taste your lips for years. He knows he should ask, but he doesn't, he can't. It's as if he is a man possessed as he continues to kiss your lips and taste your tounge. Gasp and moans as your arms wrap around his waist just spur him on. He wouldn't stop now unless you asked him. This was his chance to show you, to tell you how much he loved you. Even if you turned back into a sheep, he atleast told you while you were human, so you wouldn't think him a freak.
• "I want to date you, Mc." His lips travel down your neck quickly, sucking dark hickies onto your skin. "I want to hold you, to be with you until the end." His voice was rough as he squeezed your hips, feeling the warmth of your skin through his jacket. "I want to fuck you." He admitted, grinding his cock into your thigh. "I've wished for so long you'd be human."
• You tell him your sorry as you grip his shirt tightly. That you liked him so much as well, but you couldn't bring yourself to let him down. He only answer is more kisses as he grunts, rutting against your leg.
• "I need to show you. Taste you." The Beel you knew and loved had taken a backseat to a Beelzelbub hungry to pysically express all of his feelings in a way his words just can't, and it tickles you pink.
• Your nails are digging into his back as he continues to thrust into you, mouth never leaving your body for more than a second. "I'll finally get to taste how happy I can make you." His words are grunts as he rinds that spot that makes your eyes roll back in your head and legs turn to jelly. He doesn't stop until he is sure you've cum. He pulls out of you, but just long enough to thrust his fingers deep inside of you. The sight of Beel tasting your cum as he started to fuck you again drives you wild.
• His hips are stuttering as his grunts become more of a growl, his demonic form changing his form while you lay beneath him, at his mercy. One of ypur hands scratch up his back, causing him to hiss and thrust harder as you move to grip one of his horns.
• Beels strong hands and rough fucking leaves you bruised, but completely satisfied as you laid on his chest. "I love you, Beel. It's why I stayed away...I just-" He silences you with a kiss. "Date me." You softly kiss the side of his jaw and nod. "Yes."
• He cleans you up, fixes his coat on you (its massive, hes built as fuck and tall as hell...) and takes you back home, his hand in yours the whole way. He had wanted to carry you, but the excitement of being able to walk on human feet trumped him. It was okay though, he had the rest of your lives to carry you when he pleased. He wasn't sure what he could offer you, all he knew is he would do what ever it took to show you he cared.
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