#because right now I’m stuck assuming the infinity stones are fond because he’s cute and the Elders of the Universs find him adorable

[worstloki]

Loki is just trying to vibe with the Tesseract I swear but meanwhile infinity stones and universe elders are swarming him as if the multiverse revolves around him which *checks notes* yeah actually that sounds pretty consistent with what I’ve seen so far

#you think ‘how does Loki know The Collector’ and ‘how’d Loki get the Grandmaster’s favour’ and ‘if TimeKeeps all knowing why Loki a problem’ #and the answer is simply that they’re fond of and have adopted him into their circle #honorary make-his-life-terrible listing mention #Loki just wants to sleep eat maybe wash his hair #but can’t do anything without a frickin universe elder deciding he needs to be babysat bc he’s ‘barely a thousand’ #infinity stones????? #Loki somehow winded up within 100 meters of 3 infinity stones in Avengers 1????? like the madlad he is??????????? #the Aether shows up and OH how conVENient that LOKI is needed for this mission #Thanos shows on the Statesman with Power and that means Soul is the only one Loki hasn’t directly had time to chill with #why is everything powerful in the universe attracted to Loki #and usually for nefarious purposes too!! #just let a guy chill thanks #istg now he’s working for the managers of all time and the multiverse and there are infinity stones lying scattered around as paperweights #marvel PLEASE un-nerf Loki so we have a reason everything big strong and scary has it out for Loki specifically #because right now I’m stuck assuming the infinity stones are fond because he’s cute and the Elders of the Universs find him adorable #which works for me but it’d be better for him to not be hanging around ultra powerful cosmic forces with 2 knives maybe 3 #the Loki show #Loki spoilers #Loki show spoilers