#because cleaning the garage is gross

[yukinss]

people’s princess | yt22

pairing: yuki tsunoda x fem!horner! reader summary: in which yuki is dating the christian horner’s daughter. note: i mentioned something awhile back about a horner!reader fic … so i kinda delivered. it’s kinda short since i learned that on mobile i only get a 10 image limit 🌝 trust i will be doing the rest of my smaus on web, so future smaus will be longer! promise, cross my heart!  note 2: i started this before alphatauri changed their name … and i’m most definitely not using the visacashapprb @ in my smau. i love you, yuki, but absolutely not.

ynhorner

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ynhorner yukiroos !!

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user i didn’t know yuki and oscar were chill like that

yukitsunoda0511 i was attacked. it’s not funny to post my attack

⤷ ynhorner jerry didn’t attack you, he just wanted a hug

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 he literally attacked me

maxverstappen1 barf what is that second picture

⤷ ynhorner barf what is your face

⤷ maxverstappen1 i’m telling christian

⤷ ynhorner you’re dead to me

user i love yn and max’s friendship

gerihalliwellhorner missing you both!! ❤️

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redbullracing looking forward to seeing you in the OUR garage again

⤷ alphataurif1 um you mean OUR garage

⤷ ynhorner the girls a fighting 🫢

pierregasly barf gross nasty

⤷ ynhorner this is why i like kika more than you

⤷ francisa.cgomes i love you too 🫶🫶🫶

yukitsunoda0511

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yukitsunoda0511 family dinner 🍽️

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gerihalliwellhorner it was lovely having you, yuki!! we have to do this again soon!

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 thank you for having me, geri! checking my schedule as we speak!

user yuki tsunoda and ginger spice, the duo i didn’t know i need

pierregasly my place next 😁

ynhorner idk whose dog is in the third pic … she was very sweet though

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 i heard something about petsitting for a friend

user OTIS

christianhorner not very family friendly pg clean on the third slide

⤷ ynhorner don’t you have ears to clean, old man?

⤷ christianhorner you’re no longer welcomed in the red bull

garage

⤷ alphataurif1 WE WON ‼️‼️

maxverstappen1 i don’t remember getting an invite to family dinner 🌝

user the fact that max didn’t get invited is crazy to me

redbullracing stealing our team principal i see …

user THE EAR WAX COMMENT FROM YN IJBOL

user yuki with his in laws, we love to see it

alphataurif1

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alphataurif1 thx for banning yn from your garage redbullracing, she’s ours now 🥰

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ynusername i love you alphataurif1 admin <33

⤷ alphataurif1 I LOVE YOU TOO YN !!!! <3333

yukitsunoda0511 i could get used to this

user THE CAPTION

maxverstappen1 please keep her, i don’t want her in the garage anymore

⤷ ynhorner this is why you weren’t invited to family dinner

redbullracing WE didn’t ban her, boss man did (we will be getting her back)

user i love seeing alphatauri and red bull fight over yn, because i would too

user yn is the face of alphatauri (trust)

ynhorner

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ynhorner BOYFI APPRECIATED POST !!

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yukitsunoda0511 i love you to the moon and saturn

⤷ ynhorner yuki :( i love YOU to the moon and saturn!

user MOTHER AND FATHER

liamlawson30 he’s got a little something on his face

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 blocked. reported.

user the boyfriend effect looks good on him

danielricciardo my fav couple 🫶

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user they make me sick (in the most loving way possible)

maxverstappen1 you guys are cute i guess

⤷ ynhorner i know! tell kelly i’m looking forward to seeing her in the paddock this weekend 😁

⤷ maxverstappen1 👍

user yuki is so lucky …

nyckdevries scooter race rematch when?

⤷ yukitsunoda0511 rematch?? there was a scooter race??

⤷ ynhorner you were busy with car stuff, so nyck and i

decided to race scooters on the trace 😁

user WHEN IS IT MY TURN

user idc what anyone says, i love nyck and yn’s little friendship

⤷ user no fr it feels like it came out of nowhere, but it works

#🕊️ ₊ sweet nothings #yuki tsunoda x reader #yuki tsunoda x you #yuki tsunoda imagine #f1 social media au #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 grid x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 imagine

[30-3am]

but like….. you’re home for the summer and james is over one night for a barbecue and asks your dad if he’s around the next day for a project….. he says he’s busy but you aren’t and can totally fill his place and help james out because you are your fathers daughter after all, he taught you well….

so it’s the next day you’re over at james place and the first few hours are good, productive, you may or may not find yourselves staring at each other, and then towards the end of the day you’re putting stuff away in james’ garage and you turn to see him looking HUNGRY…. and so you sass him a bit…. “like what you see??” and then he walks up really close,,, “i do. is that a problem?” and then you lead him on a little more…. “only a problem if you tell my dad….” and then his eyes get real dark and he drawls “i am so good at keeping secrets” before smashing his lips to yours.

your hands are under his shirt, he’s all sweaty, and when you catch a breath, you suggest a shower, and right there he picks you up, and says “well you’re my dirty girl…” and he takes you to the bathroom, turns on the water, and by the time you’re in the shower his hands are all over you. “my perfect little secret” and he eats you out… then you get out of the shower, and he fucks you right there on the bathroom counter, tattooed arms around you in the mirror, “i’m so lucky, my secret, all to myself”

AND THEN THE DOORBELL RINGS, james is pounding into you and ignores it, but then you hear the door shut and because they’re friends, YOUR DAD IS IN THE HOUSE, he’s asking for you but james is so far gone, he just drives home and finishes, then you two quickly get dressed and james runs out into the house, all casual, “yeah i was just letting her use my shower, she’ll be out in a second…”

your dad is none the wiser. james regularly suggests you come over for “projects”……

jesus fucking christ. this reminds me of 99' james (@superi0rityc0mplex is plaguing my mind with all the 99' james horny thots and i'm obsessed)

you haven't seen him in a very long time because he's never really home, being on tour all the time so when you saw him with his long hair and his big arms, you couldn't help but think some unorthodox thoughts. and he was the same with you.

you were all grown up now and very different from how he remembered you. you had definitely grown into yourself and when you went in for that awkward "haven't seen you in a long time" hug, he has to remain composed. cause you're so small in his arms and you smelt so fucking good.

the whole time he's around you he's so standoffish and doesn't really pay you much mind. he can't. because if he looks at you, the desire that would settle in his gut would be unbearable. to have you on your knees, small hands grabbing onto his thighs while he took your breath away with his harsh thrusts and big cock down your throat.

the first night he stayed over, he took himself in his fist, mind straying to you in those tight shorts and the way your thighs looked so full and pretty. he wanted them wrapped around his head while he tasted your sweet little pussy and before he could stop himself, he was cumming into his hand, the thought of you under him at the forefront of his mind.

and while he was going to clean up, he felt gross. more gross than he had in a while. you were a kid. he'd known you for a very long time and your dad would fucking kill him.

so when he sent you over to help him he could've murdered the man, why of all people would he send over you?

and, god, when you start getting all forward and brave he can't help but take you and fuck you. and when daddy dearest comes in he can hardly care. he could shout "i'm fucking your daughter right now" and not give a shit. your pussy was so sweet and tight and your moans were so pretty and loud that he had to put a hand over your mouth to muffle the noise.

and he doesn't know what's gonna happen after but he knows he's fucked up.

angst ensues 😊

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #james my beloved #metal #80s metal #james hetfield x reader #james hetfield smut #anon #ask #god i need unforbidden love with 99 james #i need it #gee i hate you why have you planted these seeds in my brain??????? #i need his beefy ass arms around me rn

[stupidsagestars]

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : food play [ ice cream ] , mentions of marks and scratches, inappropriate language, raw sex ( I might be missing some )

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: matsukawa works at the local ceX to earn some extra cash, he meets you, a girl who has a bunch of odd stuff she wants to trade and a great sense of humor. One thing leads to another and things get spicy.

-★ this is so cheesy but I love it

---★---★---★

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who's been working part-time at the cex near his college for the past month and god is it the worst. Everyday he's had to deal with sweaty, obnoxious people trying to trade their gross shit, and buy stupid things, he doesn't even get paid enough to deal with it all. Well anyway there's no point in complaining it's not like he wanted to quit, he needed any extra money he could get.

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who quietly curses when he hears the doors open. He doesn't bother lifting his head to look at who enters, he's way too tired for that, instead he's playing subway surfers on his phone, tapping his fingers on the counter.

He snaps his head up at the sound of something hitting the counter. Immediately he locks eyes with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life.

"Hi!" You say giving him a small wave.

"Hi. Uh what's all this?" He says, slipping his phone in his pocket.

"Just some stuff I'd like to sell." You hum, looking around awkwardly.

"You're welcome to take me through it." He mumbles.

"Great! So we've got this uh, half broken ukele." You say, pulling out a completely broken piece of loose strings and peeling paint.

Matsukawa scoffs. "Are you serious?" He asks.

"Excuse me this is perfectly playable!" You say, frowning at him.

"Oh my god, you're actually being serious." He says looking at you with shock although he was secretly enjoying this alot.

"Look, I can play something."

You strum the ukele and shockingly the last intact string breaks.

"Great." He says sarcastically.

"Give me a break, I'm sure none of the shit here is super clean and fully working."

He sighs before standing up and emptying the box.

"Let's make this quick for both of us." He says slowly.

"why'd you work here anyway?" You ask trying to make small talk. You couldn't help but steal glances at him whilst he looked through the junk you bought in. He was so goddamn attractive, it made you feel hot and bothered just standing next to him.

"college." he mumbles.

You scoff before saying, "I can't believe you!'

𝐜𝐞𝐱 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who looks at you confused. "What?"

"A college student can't help another college student out??"

He can't help but chuckle at what you said.

"Hot" He says giving you a flirty look.

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that." You say rolling your eyes at him although your mind is buzzing at the comment, A HOT GUY JUST CALLED YOU HOT Y/N!!!!!!!!!

"Did you go to a garage sale before coming here? There's so much random shit in here."

"Of course I went to a garage sale dumbass, I'm 21 years old why the hell would I have a toy xylophone lying around?"

He pretends to act shocked, "that's really mean because I actually own two of those."

You playfully stick your tongue at him to which he smiles at you.

He takes a look at the many items spread out on the counter.

" Well out of all these many, many, many things I'll trade 3."

"Lovely." You say sticking your hand out for him to shake. He firmly grips your hand making you feel incredibly flustered but you play it off quite well.

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who is absolutely mesmerized by you. You were just so.. so attractive? Your humour matched with his perfectly, your voice was so, soothing, imagine having that moaning his name?? Imagine if he had you ride him on that same chair, he wouldn't even mind fucking you on the floor.

Why did you make him so horny, maybe it was because he hadn't fucked in a while, I mean this stupid store seemed to be repelling every girl away from him but what if he was attracted to you, like properly attracted?

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who's trying to find the keys to his dorm when he hears a familiar voice from behind me.

"ceX guy!" you say but quickly regret it feeling your face get hot.

You're extremely surprised to see him, you're initially looking for your best friend Kiyoko who you're sure lived on this floor.

He turns round to see a familiar face behind him.

"sex guy?? so that's your little nickname for me?" He smirks at your stunned face that looked like it wanted to jump out of the window.

"shut up." Is all you manage to come up with.

"Well, here we are at the same college, we're in the same building, same year, we really are the perfect pair!" He laughs, scratching hair as he slowly eyes you up and down taking in all of your curves.

"unfortunately not, you play toy xylophones, I'm a bit more advanced I play toy keyboards." You hum, smiling at him.

He puts his hand on his chest in shock. " I can't believe you! How could you??"

Mattsun loves the feeling you're giving him just by talking to you, he hasn't felt this alive in ages.

"well I'll see you around, oh and do you know anyone called Kiyoko and does she live on this floor??"

"Tanaka's girlfriend? She lives upstairs I think." He mumbles, trying to think of an excuse to spend some more time with you.

"And also.. I mean I know I've known you for about 1-2 hours but can I don't know, have a fun little sleep over with you. I left my keys at the store."

You can feel your heart about to explode and your eyes about to pop out of their sockets.

"You?? Mr Sex Guy?? Sleep over??" You ask and he shrugs his shoulders.

"We could make the best fort and also I'm currently Mr ceX guy not Sex Guy unless you wanted the latter of course." He says enjoying the flustered look on your face

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who ends up following you up to your dorm, throwing in some flirty comments throughout the journey.

"we are 2 adults. 2 sexy adults, 2 adults who should be no strangers to some very freaky sex which I think we should indulge in, it's human nature honey"

"Are you drunk?"

"no but I'm super horny, I bet you're super kinky." He retorts.

You kick him in the shins before opening the door to your dorm.

"Are you like the official advocator for sex?" You say.

"Just for you honey." He says letting the nickname roll of his tongue.

"This place is nice." He says, kicking off his trainers and taking a seat on the couch.

"Ice cream?" You ask him, walking over to the fridge.

"Ooh yes, what flavour??"

"Uhh I got either Mint, Strawberry and Rocky Road."

"Why not all 3?" He asks and you chuckle, coming back with a massive bowl of ice cream and two spoons. Mattsun's eyes immediately travel down to your ass, thinking about how fun it'd be to spank it till it's sore. He's definitely take a picture, your ass with his handprint clearly marked on it, damn would that be great.

"Hold." You tell him so you could get the remote to which he replies, " I've got slippery hands, I don't know if I can manage."

"Well if you don't you're licking it off the floor."

"I bet you'd love that."

"Maybe."

"Fuck. That makes me want to do it now."

"I'm not stopping you."

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who's never felt better sitting down with a girl who he's extremely attracted to and watching fallen angels. This. This is the sort of life he's been yearning for. The two of you weren't cuddling or sitting closely with each other yet somehow each others presence seemed comforting.

"this film's so confusing yet so good." You mutter, eyes glued to the screen whilst you licked the ice cream off the spoon.

Even though this was one of his favourite films Mattsun was only interested in you. Your pretty little face that had the most angelic smile he had ever seen.

He immediately turns red when you turn to notice him staring at you.

"Are you admiring me?"

"Yes."

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who can't control himself anymore and decides to move closer to you and kiss you. He was expecting to just give you a small peck on the lips but instead gets to indulge in a long sensual kiss.

You both are left to stare at each other breathless and drooling.

"Fuck." You breathe out.

"Well are we going to continue?" He says impatiently, biting his lip.

" I mean we might as well."

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who's got you spread on your bed completely naked, his tongue alone has made you cum twice. He's got the bowl of ice cream in his hands and he's giving you the most sensual look ever.

"if anything you're the kinky one." You say in gasps, still unable to talk properly after continuosly moaning his name for god knows how long.

You immediately moan from the sensation of the cold delight touching your stomach.

Mattsun licks it with ease, sticking his tongue at you before swallowing.

"d'you want some?"

You nod at him, eager to know what he would try next.

This time he scoops a handful of ice cream and smears it across your breasts.

"oh no! I made a mess." He says in a raspy voice letting his saliva fall down onto your breasts.

You can't help but moan loudly at the sight infront of you. He lazily swirls his hand in the mixture of ice cream and saliva and shoves it in your mouth.

"tastes good doesn't it?"

You nod, making sure to swallow everything.

He slips of his boxers finally making him fully naked and immediately pushes his girthy length inside of you.

"oh my god- why is your dick so big." You moan thoughtlessly, seriously shocked.

"I dunno, d'you like it? I mean I've already shoved it down your throat, I'd assume you were used to the size by-" He stops himself with a deep groan.

Your walls are sucking him deeper and deeper into your pussy, the thought of having to pull out was so so painful.

"Ugh honey you're pussy is addictive." He moans out as he continues to pound into you at a shocking speed.

Your moans are so addictive to him, the way your eyes roll back, it's all so sexy.

Mattsun being Mattsun though, he can't just fuck your pussy boringly not without the bowl of ice cream that was lying next to him. There's still some left and he doesn't want to waste food. He lets one hand rest on your hips and uses the other to pick up the bowl.

His hands can barely hold the damn thing properly because of how weak he feels, how weak you're making him feel. Your moans are shorter and even more ragged which tells him you're close. He lets the ice cream fall onto the floor, ignoring how the bowl shatters, as he pulls out and cums on the sheets. You cum straight after and you don't have the energy to say or do anything. Your legs are sore and your whole chest is decorated with scratch and bite marks.

𝐜𝐞𝐗 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫! 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚 who has just enough energy to pull you under the covers with him before falling asleep.

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LIKE FOR A PART 2 WHICH IM HONESTLY SO TEMPTED TO DO, MAYBE LIKE A MORNING AFTER OR A FEW WEEKS? THIS WAS ACTUALLY SO FUN TO WRITE I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED , LIKES, REBLOGS AND FOLLOWS R APPRECIATED.

[the header is from Pinterest, credit to whoever made it!!]

#hq smut #anime smut #matsukawa x reader #matsukawa issei #matsukawa smut #matsukawa imagines #haikyu smut #matsukawa headcanons #haikyuu fanfiction #matsukawa hcs #haikyuu headcanons #issei matsukawa

[visceravalentines]

Sinclair Household HCs

My brain...it’s rotting....  

COOKING

Vincent cannot cook for shit.  Not only that, but he puts milk in his bowl before he pours in the cereal.  Unforgivable.  Vinny does like to bake, but his success rate is wildly variable.  Sometimes his cookies are weapons.  

Vinny gets so wrapped up in his work he forgets to eat for hours.  Bo will sometimes call him from the station to tell him to go upstairs and eat something. He genuinely likes fruits and vegetables, but he’s not picky and will munch just about anything.  

Bo is a survivalist cook. He spent some time parenting his brothers, particularly Lester, and Trudy liked to withhold food as punishment, so he became adept at throwing together something quick.  

Processed food is this man’s fuel.  Boxed mac & cheese, canned soup, frozen dinners.  Can toast a waffle.  Can grill a cheese.  Can make a pretty damn good sandwich.  Has been known to eat the pieces of a thing rather than assembling the thing.  

Lester is the chef! You can hand this man a dead skunk, like really dead, and he will present you with the most decadent burgoo you’ve ever had.  Also quite the connoisseur of wine.  He makes his own and it’s damn good.  

Lester has a garbage disposal stomach and appetite.  He’s never heard of food poisoning.  He’s never met a food he doesn’t like.  He’s a particular fan of gas station fare though, stopping on his route for chips, beef jerky, pork rinds, you name it.  

Spice tolerance?  Vin is the master.  Lester is Cajun through-and-through.  Bo will insist he is fine even though his face is red and he is pouring sweat.  To be fair, he’s got a tolerance above average, but he’s nothing compared to his little brothers.  

CLEANING

Lester, it’s Lester.  

The man doesn’t mind a little grime.  We’ve all seen his truck and his self.  But that’s work.  He’s got too much to do to worry about a little blood, especially when it spills as fast as he can clean it.  When it comes to his living space, having things neat and orderly is like a mental separation for him between work and home.  

Makes his bed every goddamn day (when he sleeps in a bed, that is).

Lester takes showers until the hot water runs out and revels in that squeaky clean, guts-less feeling. If you catch him outside the workweek, mans smells delicious, kind of tobacco-y and leathery and woodsy.  He does love him some chew, but he’s not gross about it.  

Unfortunately for him, his brothers are disasters.  

Vinny is the most single-minded person in the state of Louisiana.  The project in front of him is all he can see or think about.  He leaves tools everywhere.  He sets candles down, forgets about them, leaves them burning until someone blows them out before they light something on fire.  He genuinely does not see the mess (same tbh).  

His workshop looks like a bomb went off, but it all makes perfect sense to him.  He can find you anything in two seconds.  If you put it “where it goes,” he will never find it again.  

Vincent has wax lodged permanently beneath his fingernails and there’s always a microscopic film of it on his skin.  His hands are very soft from it though.  Sometimes he goes for a while without showering because art.  He also has a solid skincare routine pressed upon him by Mother Trudy.  Wax does not breathe, so he has to keep his face clean and moisturized.

The other thing he is meticulous about is his hair.  We never see it in the movie, but I like to think he keeps it pulled back a lot of the time while working.  He doesn’t mind it in his face, but getting wax out of it is a nightmare.  Lester isn’t often around to help him, and Bo told him if he ever made him do it again he’d shave his head.  Vinny smells generally like art supplies, kind of sweet and woody, but his hair smells like nice shampoo.  

Bo is the opposite of Lester.  He is neat at work and a slob at home.  His garage is always swept, every little screw and gear organized and accounted for, his truck washed once a week like clockwork.  At the house though, man’s leaving dishes in the same place for weeks, crumbs galore, dirty and clean laundry all over the floor.  

Every so often, the mess gets to him and he goes on a cleaning tirade.  It gets the work done, but he’s a nightmare to deal with if you get in his way.

Bo himself is pretty well-kept.  He wears clean underwear every day goddammit.  Despite being a mechanic, he hates having dirty nails, so he will give himself a manicure on Sundays.  Don’t you fucking dare look at him like that.  Smells like motor oil, leather, cigarettes, and that good sweat.  Only wears cologne on special occasions, like funerals.

 HOME LIFE, ESP. WEEKENDS

Bo is the one who makes runs into town for supplies.  Vincent would rather die than leave Ambrose, and Lester attracts too much attention between the smell, the slight lack of social skills, and his tendency to describe the innards of animals at the slightest provocation.  Bo attracts his own kind of attention, but he’s adept at deflecting it.  

Lester doesn’t often sleep at the house.  He has a bedroom, but he also has a neat little shack in the woods, and that’s where he spends most of the week.  It’s not that he doesn’t love his brothers; it’s that he likes his space, his freedom.

He comes home on the weekends, sometimes early on Fridays.  This is when most of the housekeeping gets done, but he doesn’t mind a bit.  

Friday night is boys’ night. Isn’t every night boys’ night? Yes.  Does this matter?  No.  

All three of them are wicked good at pool.  Like, stupid good.  Games between the brothers are either over fast, or last an hour.  There’s also a fair bit of poker.  The currency at stake takes the form of small bones (animal, human, whatever), nuts from the garage, matches, or loser shots.

Speaking of which, the Sinclairs can hold their booze.  In addition to his wine endeavors, Lester makes some facefucking moonshine and rotgut whisky.  The night usually starts with cheap beer and ends with Bo talking REALLY LOUD, LIKE SO LOUD. HE’S NOT YELLING, HE’S JUST LIKE THIS.

Vincent gets everyone water and stops drinking hours before the other two because he’s smart, although he can absolutely drink you under the table if given the chance.  Lester gets loopy and ends up falling asleep in uncomfortable positions.  

Bo doesn’t typically get belligerent, but it is a possibility.  He usually gets uncharacteristically sentimental.  He smiles a lot more.  Sometimes he gets real quiet.  When this happens, his brothers put on music or start telling stories about happy memories to keep him out of the dark places in his head.  

Saturday mornings are often bleak and silent affairs.  

In a longtime tradition, Saturdays are spent on yardwork.  There are a lot of yards in Ambrose, lots of planter boxes, and they all need to be kept presentable.  Picture all three Sinclairs mowing lawns with or without white t-shirts.  Yeah.  

Sunday is for putting the house back into a reasonable state of affairs.  The amount of laundry these men generate is abominable.  No one likes dusting, hence all the cobwebs.  

Attendance at Sunday dinners is non-negotiable.  Shirts tucked in, all three of them.  Bo and Vincent will often help Lester cook.  This is not, in fact, helpful.  None of the brothers are particularly religious anymore, but they alternate saying grace before they eat.  

When Monday morning comes, Bo always has coffee made before Lester leaves at the ass crack of dawn. It happens to be decent.  Lester takes a thermos for the road, Bo has a cup before he leaves the house, and he brings Vinny an insulated cup in his workshop, so that even when he forgets it’s there, it’s warm for him when he remembers.

#god i just #i just love them all so much #take me to ambrose #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #lester sinclair #house of wax #house of wax fanfiction #bo sinclair fanfiction #vincent sinclair fanfiction #lester sinclair fanfiction #house of wax headcanon #bo sinclair headcanons #vincent sinclair headcanons #lester sinclair headcanons #my writing #slasher headcanons

[taavisplushies]

do you have any advice on how to clean plushies of fleas? one of my cats escaped and I think she may have gotten them and spread all over my bed/stuffies :(((

i once bought a stuffed frog from a garage sale who was full of fleas! this is what i did and it worked….

1. put the stuffed animals in a garbage bag and tie it shut as tight as you can.

leave them in there for 30 full days! this should be long enough to starve any fleas. eggs that hatch during this time should die off as well.

2. hand wash them like normal with dawn dish soap and lukewarm water.

make sure to rinse them off super well! you should see the dead fleas coming off the plush!

if you can’t get this plush wet, i’d recommend vacuuming them on a low setting and then spraying them with disinfectant spray instead of washing. lysol and other similar sprays can leave a gross residue on the plush, so i’d recommend fursuit spray. you can buy some online or even make your own!

3. let the plushies air dry in front of a fan. don’t forget to occasionally rotate the plush so that they dry faster! air drying can take anywhere from 1-3 days depending on the plush and how wet they were. plushies with bean pellets will take longer to dry than ones with only stuffing!

4. after the plush is dry, comb the fur and make sure there’s no remaining fleas!

5. as a last protective measure you could spray with disinfectant spray! fursuit spray works the best, because it’s specifically made for fake fur and will NOT leave behind gross residue :)

if you can’t wait for the 30 days, you could try just washing the plush. hot water should kill fleas BUT it can damage the plushie if it has glue. sometimes hair, eyes, or noses are glued on. the hot water can melt the glue, and cause the items to fall off. so be careful.

you might be able to try washing plushies with flea killing shampoo, but i have no idea if that will leave a residue on the plush or not. if it does leave a residue, you can always soak the plush in diluted vinegar for 30 minutes. that should remove any gross residue left behind.

make sure to treat all your pets for fleas as well!! it doesn’t matter how well you clean the plushies, if your pets still have fleas they can just crawl right back on the plush!

i hope your cat is doing well! it sounds like she had an exciting little adventure! i’m really sorry about the fleas tho :(

#ask #text #how to #washing plushies #fleas #killing fleas

[aroihkin]

Five years after my first and last use of the 'mah house tag', and I have bought a house. It's 1254 square feet above ground with a full basement under it, two functional fireplaces, and it's on a half acre of land with way more than that of forest behind it. Paved double wide driveway, one carport space, a utility shed, and an old busted up outbuilding I'll have to clear out at some point. Also it's on a fuckin culdesac, so it's damn near private.

One fireplace is in the living room, and the other is in the basement, both using the same chimney structure that runs up the center of the house. It has central heat too, so they're for lighting for chilling out with or for emergencies. The basement one especially, down there is like the ideal storm shelter.

The fact that I cope with shit by doing ridiculous amounts of research and website-scouring really fuckin paid off for me this time. The only way this place could be more perfect for me is if it had a garage, and on a half acre I suspect I can find the space to stick one in later. Same for a greenhouse/garden, etc. It's even situated and has an ideal roof for putting solar on eventually.

This is the whole reason I moved out to STL, and after all that's entailed it's finally paying off.

Oh and only the bedrooms have carpet, the rest of the place is hard flooring, including actual brand new hardwood through half of the upstairs. This is also good, dust is gross and it's easier to mop than to vac and occasionally deep-clean a carpet. Though even that would be easier in this place (and will be for the bedrooms) because it has a functioning central vacuum system.

It's intense, and honestly the fact that I have it all official and in writing, down payments and first month paid, and definitely mine, is still sinking in.

Now to move out of this shitty apartment by the end of the month. And in the summer, I can go get my shit out of storage in Cali and get it trucked over by a moving company, and unloaded into my house.

So anyway that's some of what I've been up to.

Edit: Also, 2 bathrooms, one has a shower and the other one has a big claw foot tub. Fucking ideal.

#mah posts #mah house tag

[kickthecan-revolution]

I got up this morning early to clean out my big pantry closet, thinking that the shelving units I’ve ordered were coming today, but it’s next weekend. Wa Wa. Oh well.

I wanted to give away a shelving unit that I was using in the space and the two coolest people came over to pick it up, one is a nursing student, and the other is a nurse who helps the unhoused in San Francisco. They are partners and we talked about our love for dogs and the city but of course they were loading the shelving unit into their car in the parking garage, it broke. And then we figured out that it couldn’t fit in the car anyway. They were trying to decide what to do and I suddenly realized it might be a little uncomfortable with me there, so I said to text me when you land on what is best, if you want to try taking it home but it’s not fixable, I will just pay to have someone come pick it up and toss it because you came all this way.

They ended up leaving it but sent me such a sweet text, so I had Taskrabbit come and take it and a couple of other things that are super old and broken away. I hate hate, hate, throwing stuff into the landfill, it freaks me out, but I have on that stuff for over 15 years and it got a lot of years and no one’s going to want it so it’s gone. Whenever anyone comes here they always freak out about the view in the light, and it makes me shy and uncomfortable like I spent too much on this place or something. I don’t know. I am weird about it.

Next, I had someone from a glass company come and give me an estimate on creating a window with a cat door in it so I can keep the cat litter outside on the side deck. The smell just grosses me out. He was great, and I am excited to see if this will work. It feels cool to figure out solutions on my own for this kind of stuff.

Now it’s just a lazy little Saturday with these two little chickens.

[nobody7102]

Ight I can't be the only one who thinks that while Rhett is out working in the horse paddock (still close by mind you) that his and wife!reader's kids pull an old, kinda gross lookin mattress into the bed of his truck and them and their friends try and jump off the roof of the stables and into the truck.

Or better yet, the kids are playing "Garage Slide" where everyone takes turns rushing a closing garage door to try and slide under. Some of the kids make it, but unfortunately one of Rhett and wifey's little brood ends up crashing halfway through the garage door. Rhett and Royal both come out to see the kid wriggling around, one half outside and his legs sticking out into the garage as the others are frozen at the sight of their father and grandfather standing there. Royal is laughing his ass off but Rhett on the other hand has the look of "that's it, these kids are going to military school when they're old enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The absolute joy this brought me to read,

With the mattress in the truck bed I kind of feel like you’d just watch from the house before calling Rhett telling him to come to the house, and when he gets there and sees he knows he shouldn’t encourage their kid’s behavior but he can’t help but yell “whoever dose a flip gets $20” (bc lord knows he and Perry probably did the same thing but minus the mattress probably) to which you hit Rhett against the back of the head and you yell “If I have to take anyone to the ER, you’re all coming to help clean the stables”

With the second I can just picture Rhett yelling “Darlin’ it happened again” as Royal just laughs even harder because he’s just now learning that this is not the first time one of your kids have gotten stuck under the garage door(bc they’re hooligans)

Oh gosh, bless the people who send Rhett blurbs bc it’s honestly what gets me through the day sometimes bc it’s all I think about💜

#rhett abbot x reader #rhett abbott imagine #rhett abbott outer range #rhett abbott #rhett abbott x reader #outer range fanfic #outer range x reader #lewis pullman outer range #outer range

[blackroseraven]

I am again surprised by how I'm doing LESS riding these days than when I was going to the barn but. The whole 'can't ride outside except during daytime and when the weather is good' thing keeps surprising me.

Like even TODAY the ground was squishy when I rode around, to the point where I didn't want to do too much.

Quattro was... a butt. I think he's mad at me, though, as well as just... energetic because the temperature is in that nice for horses zone.

He was really hard to get on. But I made him stand still over and over again until he finally stopped threatening to buck or pushing on me, and then we rode down to the 'arena' I've squared out. No ropes or anything, just t-posts for now until I figure out what I want to do with it.

He was very cranky at first, but we did some of his old tricks and he calmed down quite a bit. We aren't running or anything because of a mix of wet and slippery and him being high energy and me being post-migraine-nervous, but. We got some good time in. Some good breathing, found a bit of sync at the end, which I was pleased by.

Today I also put in the posts for the gate and laid the cement, which will sit for the next two days before I attach the fencing to them. I had a hard time finding a proper place to dig. Like. I dug into a pane of glass in the ground? I'm starting to think I actually dug in the basement wall of an old house or something from all the bricks and cement and weird stuff I've hit.

I also did some cleaning in the barn. I've got it looking a bit better but... it's still super gross. I want to move the "usable" wood and pipes from the barn to the garage at some point, so the barn itself can be. I dunno, burned down.

It's like a Level 4 Hoarding situation in the barn, ugh. Two inches of wild animal poop, piles upon piles of old glassware and discarded china plates and forgotten toys, all kinds of wood and steel and PVC pipes. I've worked out from the setup of things hanging from the beams and stuff that it used to be a tobacco barn, and all these left-behind bamboo/wood shoots would have been used for drying the tobacco.

Also like at least three old rocking chairs and tool parts that "might" be usable? But might not be worth the time and effort to fix, on the other hand.

So yeah, been busy. Yesterday unfortunately I was in Migraine Hell and literally just. Tried to sleep for 24 hours. Fever dreams. Probably exacerbated from some of the cleaning I did in the barn the day before without a mask because I'm an idiot and also didn't expect it to be THAT awful in there.

Just gotta keep moving, ignore the voice in my head that says I'm never going to be done.

#horse #life

[pbandjesse]

I have had such a nice day. I am very excited to sleep but like. I had such a nice day.

First off, last night after I got home and got washed up I decided to do the perm kit on my eyelashes. This was very difficult! But honestly I think this is one of the best things I have done. I love it. I wasn't sure I did it correctly but once I was done I was like. Wait. This is amazing. I have had pretty straight lashes my whole life and even when I curl them they don't stay. But they are curled!! It's been 24 hours and they are still up and I am so happy. It makes me feel so confident and I know that it's such a small thing but I'm so excited about it. I was so excited to show James when they got home. And they were excited for me and also excited that the baseball game went really well.

So we were in high spirits going to sleep. And I did sleep better with the windows open. I did get startled awake by James's alarm because it's so much quieter in here. But I was able to fall asleep pretty easily and let myself sleep in until 9.

When I woke up I felt pretty good. I would have a nice morning but it was also just really chill. I got up and got dressed and felt so cute. I decided to braid my hair and I haven't done that in forever and it made me feel so nice. Plus my eyelashes looked great. No makeup or anything!! My freckles are just out and my lashes are curled and I'm thrilled.

I did get a little upset when I went in the kitchen and the fridge was really gross. I had asked James to clean it out this week so I was just really frustrated. I took some of the stuff out that needed to be tossed but we have like 50 different hot sauces. So many different sauces. It was just so much. I felt like everything was contaminated and I couldn't eat anything in it.

So I had some goldfish and a soda and called it good enough.

After I had my goldfish I spent some time baking. I made brownies. I was thrilled that the oven actually turned on right away. I made caramel and flake salt brownies and it made the apartment smell so nice.

While those were baking I laid out my next quilt. I have so few squares left!! 7 blue and 3 tan. I'm so excited. I for sure took a lot of breaks for this one but I still made amazing time. And I am really excited with how it looks.

After I made sticky notes about where the remaining squares will go I put those away and went to get the brownies out of the oven.

It was around 11 at this point. I decided to read for a while. I would get to s good stopping point. And went to wrap the now cool brownies. And got ready to go to art with a heart.

I had a nice little drive over there. It was drizzling. I put on some music to get myself excited. And found a good parking spot on the hill. I had to park on the hill because the parking pad is getting new concrete. This would have been fine except I couldn't get in the building? Because I couldn't get to the lock box?

Thankfully a nice older couple helped me into the parking garage and showed me where to go to the backdoor. Where I was able to ring the bell and was let in. Amazing.

The staff member who was there to help us for the first class was Clifton, who was lovely. And soon Zoe, our highschool volunteer was there. And soon Mary Ellen was there to help run everything.

And it was a really fun couple hours. The returners were so excited to see me. I was so excited to see them. I had lots of nice little chats. And they seemed to like the project. Our supply bags were missing a few things I felt like we could use, so I went to go find those. And did my best to make our new students feel welcome.

The parents in the teen group seemed impressed that I would say everyone's names when I spoke to them. And I have just a lot of patience. No one will hurt my feelings so you don't need to apologize. Everyone was just really chill. I got to talk to Naomi's mom about doing private sewing lessons. And I am really excited to figure that out because I think that it would be really fun.

In the second group we had our adults. Richard was so excited to see me and he told me I looked beautiful and also said he went to the beach and I was like. Richard I also went to the beach!! It was a nice little moment. And he is in his pink and yellow era because that is all he wanted to paint with. So we made that happen for him.

The only really issue today was when we had someone throw up. I felt so bad. But his parents got him sorted and I told them I hope he feels better and we can see him next week.

Thankfully everyone was chill and we made it through the hour.

And we were so efficient. I gave them a 10 minute warning and we were cleaned up and ready to go exactly at 3. Which was excellent because I was very hungry. I had grabbed a fortune cookie from the kitchen (my fortune was pretty interesting) because my hands got shaky. I was ready to go get my late lunch with Callie.

We headed out of there. Clifton helped me with the parking garage and then I headed to my car. And drove to R house.

I got a parking spot at the police station. And Callie was right inside!! I was so excited to see her. And her hair was in braids too!! Twins. She also had stars on her face and looked so cute.

We got food. I got a sushi burrito and she got pork buns and squid balls. Everything smelled great.

It was kind of loud in there and the grey skies made me sleepy but I just really enjoyed her company. I could feel myself falling back on annoying vocal tics I get when I am tired. But I was really enjoying our conversations

About camp and relationships and work and good things. Also hard things. But mostly I was just really enjoying talking to my friend.

We were there for more then an hour. We both are half of our food and saved the other half. And I offered to drive her home.

I wanted to see how her and Charlotte had decorated their new place. And I hadn't been there since we helped Charlotte get her new mattress. So I was happy to go check it out.

While we were going rhere James let me know that the orioles were in the playoffs and they were so excited. I was so excited for them. Crazy how good they are doing. I'm just happy it makes my husband happy.

We got to Callie's apartment and Charlotte was there. She had gone to the Ren fair today which I thought was very out of character and I was correct about that. She apparently hates the idea of the Ren fair but some of her friends went and so she went and I think she had fun.

The apartment looks great. Super cute. Jealous of their couch. Charlotte's room is really nice and Callie's is more decorative and I liked it a lot. I'm excited to see it grow and change over time.

I also got to see Charlotte's cat Little Boy. And she kept referring to me as his aunt and I thought that was so cute. He only has half a tail and a giant head. It was interesting to compare him to Sweetp when I got home.

I hung out with them a while talking about Christmas and Facebook furniture finds. But eventually I had to go home. Check on James who was apparently wandering the neighborhood in a baseball induced haze.

James was playing video games when I got home. And didn't seem as excited as I expected. The excitement would come out again later. For the moment they were more subdued.

We would share a nice evening though. James would make us flat bread pizza. Sweetp was being a goober. I took a very hot bath and was very careful to not get my lashes wet, per the instructions. I chose some outfits for the week. We decided we were going to go to the zoo tomorrow. We have been hanging out since. Just having a chill night.

I'm excited for the zoo. We get to go for free this time of the year. So we will do that and be silly and I'm just feeling happy. I hope you are happy too.

Sleep well everyone. Take care of each other. Please wash your hands. Goodnight!!

[freestyle-crocodile-trashpile]

Alright hear me out.

I kinda want a thing for each of the turtles but it’s up to you.

Bayverse: Turtle falls off roof and it shatters his shell. He lives but it was a close call, he has to take painkillers until it’s healed and even then Master Splinter bans him from fighting/going topside again because of movement debilitating and exposed organs under shell. That kinda stuff.

You know, basically how each of them would react after basically their life’s purpose is taken away.

If it’s too angsty/gorey for you I get it.

A/n:its not to gorey just kinda gross to think about the exposed stuff. Thank you for requesting

Summary: the boys fell off a roof and Crack their shell so splinter bans them from fighting until it's healed

Version:2014/16

Leonardo

He was pretty upset when splinter baned him from leaving the lair

Until his shock and adrenaline cooled down

Then he felt all the pain and instantly went to Donnie

Donnie gave him pain killers and bandaged him up

Leo banned himself to his bed for the first 3 days

Then he was back to doing thing but not moving to much

Like he would do the dishes, mediate, watches shows, have games nights etc

Just not like training, cleaning, working out, stuff like that

He tried his best to shower but Donnie would let him shower only bathes

And yes sometimes he would have to be monitored

He was quite sad that he had to stay in the lair until his shell healed but at least his brothers did their best to cheer him up

It worked a bit

Michelangelo

He was glued to his bed

He would get up unless if it was to eat or shower

He was really sad and In pain so he didn't do much

It broke his brothers hearts seeing him do this but they couldn't do anything

Donnie would help change his bandages daily and have him take pain killers

But other than that there want much interaction with the brothers

He was the mikey they all knew

But it was understandable he was stuck In the lair for basically months

So it's reasonable

Raph would always try and get him to get up and so something even if it's as small as just sitting next to him on the couch

He tried and just wanted to spend time with his brother

But mikey wouldn't budge

Leo would check up on him just to see if he's alright or if he needs anything

And donnie would daily change his bandages and give him pain killers ever 2 or 5 hours

April and Casey couldn't watch mikey be like this

And splinter would read to him while holding his hand since it always made mikey feel better when he was younger

And it still does

Raphael

He was pissed

He didn't care how much pain he was in he wanted to go out

He ignored the pain killers at first and donnie trying to bandage his shell

He wouldn't let him do it and actually snuck out a few times before splinter caught him

Now he has someone watching him 24/7

And Donnie literally forces raph to take pain killers and let him bandage his shell

So now raph just sitting on the couch most of the time with one of his brothers

And yes he finally finished the Christmas hip hop album

He enjoyed spending time with his brothers but not just sitting around

But he knows he doesn't have a choice even if he tried someone would stop him from leaving

And yes he takes baths since Donnie told him not to take showers and to be careful when washing since organs are exposed

So he did as he was told

Bummed out but listened

Donatello

He knew that he wa basically on house arrest and he accepted it

It was a struggle to put bandages on so he ask his brothers and splinter when his brothers aren't there

He take pain killers regularly

And he made a chair to help with his cracked shell

He made sure to only take baths and to lay on his plastron when he slept

He was more accepting than his brothers

And he knows that he's gonna be in the lair for a couple months maybe a year

But he doesn't still do what he usually does just more carefully

And yes he still works on the garage truck but just the inside so he doesn't damage his shell more

He had a hard time with certain things but he got through it

He did still make smoothies with the help of April

And by help I Mean her getting the stuff he needs

But yeah he want as sad or angry just accepting

A/n: hey so this was definitely never something I would expect but hey I guess expect the unexpected. I hope you enjoyed

#tmnt #tmnt donatello #tmnt raphael #tmnt imagine #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt headcanons #bayverse tmnt #tmnt 2016 #tmnt bayverse

[tabletopwhumper]

Unplanned

Not every safety measure is a guarantee. Angsty fluffy drabble for my OC's

“I hate this,” Ali grouses, closing the bathroom door behind her. “That’ll teach my dumb ass to trust a strange soy dispenser.”

Johnny chuckles from behind the display of his commlink but doesn’t look up. “I would say I told you so… except that I ate that shit too. Kinda feels like a jinx at this point.” She glares across the couch but there’s no real malice behind it as her weight drops heavily on the far end. "C'mooooon," John smirks as he moves closer to her. "Don't be mad you got the parasite and I didn't-"

"No!" she half laughs half moans, feebly pushing him away. "Don't touch me, I'm gross."

"Yup, sure are." But he leans in despite his words and gifts her with a brief kiss to the cheek. "Pretty gross-" Any further flirtation is halted as Ali lets out a low groan and jumps to her feet, hustling back to the bathroom.

She emerges several minutes later, mouth freshly cleaned again, to find Johnny waiting for her outside the door. He smiles, but this time there’s no teasing in the expression. A sympathetic hand rubs up and down her back as she moans and leans against him. "You okay?" he murmurs, pressing a kiss into her hair. "Do you need anything?"

"You still got Ripper's number?"

But Johnny is merciless despite his sympathetic chuckle. "I’m pretty sure you'll survive the car ride to the clinic."

**************************************************

"Wait… what??"

"Pregnant, Ms Merrick. Congratulations."

Ali can’t feel her limbs. She can’t. This is too big. This new and utterly unexpected fact takes root in her reality as the room twists around her. Pregnant. Like, with a baby. One of those small squishy things she sees on trids. Because she’ll be damned if she can remember the last time she’s seen one in the flesh. Oh fucking- it’s inside me? Right now??

The elven nurse seems to be unaware of Ali’s dramatically spiraling thoughts as she continues prattling about weeks and trimesters and prenatal exams. “I understand human conception is relatively common,” she’s saying from behind an AR display. “But the children appear healthy.”

“Wait...children? Like… plural?”

“Twins Ms Merrick.”

Twins. Two. Two babies. Inside me. Right now. Ali has to fight through her newly discovered panic to find her voice. “W-what about our… precautions?”

The nurse shrugs. “No preventative measure is foolproof. It seems you have a couple of willful creatures brewing in there. Well done.”

“Thanks,” she mutters, not really meaning it as she slots her credstick and screencaps the test results.

**************************************************

“What do you remember about your mom?”

Johnny turns, brows raised in surprise at Ali's abrupt and unforeseen question. “Not much,” he confesses, flipping his garage rag across one shoulder. “I mean… ‘Mom’ and ‘mother’ were two entirely different things. She tried, but…” He scoffs, eyes rolling in unmasked annoyance. “My dad went through women faster than smokes.” Ali only nods, eyes distant as she considers his answer in silence. “Why do you ask?”

“Cuz I don’t remember mine. She died when I was a baby. But the way the twins talk about her…” Ali's lips are pressed in a firm line as whatever is troubling her continues to barrage her thoughts unchecked. "I wonder if she really was as awesome as they remember."

"Hard to say." Johnny studies his girl as she intently gnaws on her finger nails. Something is going on behind her eyes and despite her poor attempt to hide it, the distress is painfully obvious. "Ali, what's going on?"

“I... uum...” She looks at the ceiling as a heavy sigh rips from her chest. “I’m pregnant.”

The clang of his wrench hitting the floor echoes loudly in the garage but Aces doesn’t even register the sound, his ears full of Ali’s quiet confession.

Pregnant.

He looks at her, studies her face for any sign that she might be fucking with him or kidding around. But his girl is an open book of pensive anxiety.

Pregnant. Holy shit….

John realizes he needs to say something when Ali visibly cringes, but his shocked brain cannot assemble more than a few words at a time.

“Holy shit,” he manages around his scrambling thoughts.

“Yup.”

“Holy shit!”

“Yuuuup.”

“This is…” Johnny gets to his feet, mind racing as he tries to grasp the logistics of such a monumental life shift. They’ll need a bigger place for sure; preferably not in the heart of Seattle. He’ll need a new navigator for races; no way can Ali sit in while she’s pregnant, not after their horrific crash in Redmond. She can still do pit work. Not that she’s going to be happy about it-

“You don’t…” His eyes snap back to where Ali is studying the concrete beneath her feet as she anxiously gnaws on the inside of her cheek. “I mean… you don’t have to-”

“Do we get married?”

This time it’s Ali’s face that pales as her eyes go wide. “What?!”

“Married? Like, married SINs. We could do that. I mean, we’d for sure have to-”

“You’re not pissed?”

He nearly laughs at the ludicrousness of her question until he sees the curve of her shoulders, arms crossed across her chest protectively. “Why would I be pissed?”

She’s fidgeting, her anxiety an almost palpable thing in the air. “It’s not like we ever planned for this. I mean, I don’t even know if you want kids or-”

“I think at the rate we’re going, a kid was kind of inevitable.” He doesn’t mean to laugh. The last thing he wants is for her to feel badly. So instead he pulls her into his arms, tucking her securely in his embrace as she nestles her head beneath his chin. Ali breathes in deeply then exhales and he can feel her body relax against him.

“You’re sure about this?” she asks from where her head rests against his chest.

“Nope. Never held a baby in my life. Gonna have to do some research.”

“Shit,” she murmurs. “Me too. You know I’m gonna get fat, right?”

“I have heard that’s a thing, yes.”

“You’re not gonna run for the hills when I become an insane hormonal monster who nitpicks everything? Or threatens to castrate you or something?”

“Ali,” John scolds softly, pulling away enough that he can see her face. “How many times do I have to say it? I’m not going anywhere.”

#angst #shadowrun #original character #oc #fluff #unplanned pregnancy