#beau gets an ask

[tojosuggestionbox]

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#mine yoshitaka #This isn't a charity. Buy his course. #idk how to draw that man glistening like that but ran it by beau and they approved #also man got his laptop hooked up to his tv so he can be on the ask box grind at ALL TIMES #gatorade in background to get that brand deal money #+ bg bonus tiny treadmill for a tiny lil guy

[stardustedknuckles]

Okay but I need to know what the people who have only watched c3 think about Beau and Caleb because I've been rotating them in my head for three years too long to be objective anymore but like. Getting to see them through the eyes of a new party just reminded me that even though so much of our delight in C2 was focused around the constant indignity of the Nein, they are objectively a flickering metronome between "how the fuck are these people alive" and "this is the most hyper competent group of mercenaries I've ever seen" and I just. Do they know. Do they know that Beau is so fucking cool. Are there people who learned these two npcs have a whole campaign and want to learn more about them. I look at these two and see a montage of tiefling dicks and red eyes and promising to kill the other if something goes wrong. I see Caleb smearing mud and bat shit on Beau's face and Beau just resigned even as she makes the most aggrieved and annoyed sounds, Beau hauling Caleb's dissociated ass over her own skinny shoulder and walking him to safety. I look at them and see 500 hours and more of the empire siblings. The weeks and months they spent going from hating the parts of themselves they saw in each other to loving in the other what they still struggled with in themselves. I see chosen siblings, best friends. What do other people see?

#Do they know how much went into Beauregard Lionett asking 'you got my back?' knowing he did #How earned 'what's the play Beauregard' is #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #CR spoilers #Critical role #CR c3 #Bells hells #Edited to add: don't use this as an excuse to bitch about C2 please #I've already removed and blocked one person #I get some frustration on the attention c1 characters have gotten but don't get mad at c2 fans for it #We've been starved and we're just excited #And this is just wondering your impressions of Beau and Caleb #'Beau is a dick' yeah you're right! She is and I love her so much I wrote 800 #Sorry eight hundred thousand words about her #Several thousand of them also about Caleb #So don't be a dick please #Whatever your thoughts these characters brought people out of some dark dark places #It's me I'm people

[casukaga]

What is your favorite mighty Nein art you've done?

of course i can’t pick one fave, and i honestly haven’t done a whole lot of group art of the nein, just mainly beauyasha — but here are some of my fave pieces i bring up often:

(beware c2 spoilers in here)

#i always mention the first piece with beau and caleb being the one that really helped define my coloring style #if not for that piece my art wouldn’t be the same… #also you can tell i haven’t been super proud of a bunch of the art i made this year #mostly last year’s stuff. this year was a lot of burnout - a lot of pieces i never felt super great about. but i’m getting out of it and #i’m doing better. that recent one with yasha’s hair is an absolute fave of mine i love the way i painted it. #critical role #the mighty nein #c2 spoilers #casu asks #casu art #my shtuff

[poisoned-pearls]

When I make new moots who have ocs, I always get excited at the idea of oc interactions.

And now I've realised our ocs are a generation apart, but I still think it would be fun to see them and interact and it creates interesting potential

bansgsjhsjshsjsnsha I love oc interactions as well!! And shhhhh it’s fine-

BUT I do actually have normal twst ocs

Ymir Velez, based off of yzma

His kuzco

Beau ozman, based off of the oogie boogie man

His boyfriend, Goth renzel, (and his little brother + Ymir’s parents) he’s based off of mother gothel

And these two based off of the stepsisters. They’re bastards/pos and they’re in two different dorms bc they were originally in heartslabyul, went “yeah this sucks we should go to the BEST dorm” and then neglected to mention what they both thought was the best dorm

#Ymir Velez #Beau Ozman #Goth Renzel #Anin trein #Dain trein #Their names are a Cain and Abel reference #And Kaio gets nothing #Kronk is a buff as hell little 6 year old girl #That sees Ymir as an older brother #And goth is so fun. Don’t ask abt his name #Anyways #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc

[devourable]

rate your darlings on how hard their yandere had to work to win them. 1 being abe and 10 being seth

cameron (yan therapist darling) ; -5 they probably pursued marcus first tbh

monroe (yan teammates darling) ; 0 as if anyone would say no to the teammates

foxglove (yan slasher darling) ; 2 they rly like jesse but their big cousin really doesnt so it complicates things

beau (yan cowboy darling) ; 3 he has appearances to keep up and all but,hrgh.,ghf need cowboy daddy

jordan (yan bully darling) ; 4 only bc i rly doubt either of them officially stated that they were dating for a while

emerson (yan professor darling) ; 6 smth ab inappropriate teacher/student relations but honestly that makes it more fun so

kennedy (yan compnerd darling) ; 7? theyre not Dating dating bc kenny likes bullying his yan too much but he does fuck him

epsilon (yan jock darling) ; 10 honestly idek if theyre actually dating or if seths just tired them out so much that they dont bother telling him to fuck off anymore

#getting these tags out of the way now.. sigh #❤️‍🔥 kennedy steele #🖤 epsilon everett #💔 jordan okorie #❣️ beau du pont #💝 monroe de la cruz #🤍 emerson todd #🫀 foxglove #❤️‍🩹 cameron knight #communion ;; asks #anonymous

[laurasbailey]

I honestly just love that the women are finally the biggest players of the campaign. Like, yes obviously Ash and FCG are playing a big part, but it’s more that their pasts are the big question. But it seems like Imogen is going to be the main center of this campaign and Fearne and Laudna have huge parts to the central story. Idk I just want the women of cr to finally have their moment in a way that other fans can’t ignore/play down.

agreed!! c2 was the opposite and it was always such a shame, yasha got the most story of the girls and ashley was gone half the time 💀

#anonymous #ask #beau was such a constant mvp it's a shame she didn't get more solo story

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The way my hand is perfectly made to hold her evil little head… I was born to love you the way you were born to love me…

#she is my darling baby girl and I love her so #I have no favorites amongst my kids they all fulfill their own separate niches #blue is my cat who is like a dog Eva is my cat who is a cat barnaby is my dog who is a dog and beau is my dog who is just a lil guy #blue is my sweet handsome cuddle bug who will purr just from looking at me and lets me know I am loved #barnaby is my devil child who sings and grumbles and slaps me to get me out of bed and play to keep me active and engaging with fun #beau is my nervous boy who is allergic to leaving my side so he’s like my +1 for daily existence and makes sure I’m never alone #and Eva is my little princess who pretends like she doesn’t care but actually cares soooooo much who asks me to seek her attention… #she does get priority attention since she asks for it the least so when she does yell at me for pets it is my duty as dad to oblige… #gpoy

[c-kiddo]

caduceus currently winning on the least sexy cr pc poll is fucking slander for real like im at my limit this is aroacephobia

#/j tone lol #but as an aroace im right #he literaly gets hit on like 2 times in the show 😭 its just onesided bc he doesnt realise and isnt interested #also beau tells him he looks hot too (she asks first if its ok tho <3 ) #did he slay in his thigh high boots for Nothing ?? ?? ?? #the dragonfly silk croptop and chaps... where they for nothing. . .. .. .. #hell on planet eatht #kiddo say

[compacflt]

first of all, YOUR MIND! your takes are truly refreshing and things that most people don't acknowledge about Mav and Ice.

I love commentary on every post but why do you hide your best insights in the tags?

Question on Cyclone, did he go to the wedding? Did he bring a gift? I'm trying to picture it but can't. Was he even invited?

thank u for the ask! NO cyclone was not invited to the wedding. was there a moment after he found out that they got married when he was like ‘☹️ I wish i were invited’? 100% YES. but ice is not Friends with any of his work colleagues and cyclone was actively antagonistic towards mav during the mission so NO he was not invited to the wedding. Ice, writing invitations: “Hey our policy on Cyclone Simpson is ‘fuck that guy,’ right?” Mav, also writing invitations: “Yeah, fuck that guy.”

he WAS invited to roosters wedding though. As a joke, but he went anyway bc ice was there.

#as to my tag policy: i just have commitment issues& it’s a built in read more for when i get too rambly #glad that ppl like my questionable unhinged takes #i don’t really read TG fic or otherwise engage with this fandom (sorry) so i don't know what other ppls interpretations look like #im just over here alone in my corner playing with my little paper dolls #shocked & pleasantly surprised that other ppl like the way ive cut them #asks #beau cyclone simpson #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav

[threebooksoneplot]

What if the real reason Bella was all lethargic and depressed for months after Edward left was because she had Lyme disease from lying in the woods

don't make us give beau another chronic illness/disorder. because we'll do it. we'll fucking do it man—shannon

lmfaoooo she WOULLLLDDD. Labia Tick Episode™ of House MD but it's bella swan 💀 —G

#asks #mulletposting #us dangling a limp beau swan over a looney tunes-style pool labeled 'DISORDERS' #wearing old west clothes and threatening to do it unless we get a 30k in pennies by sundown #deliver it by throwing it through the cullen's window please #bella swan #beau swan #illness // #body horror //

[dent-de-leon]

Even though Kingsley runs off to sea all alone, I do think he kind of hopes the Nein will care enough to chase after him--

#kingsley tealeaf #king trying to shut out all the memories and nightmares about lucien and aeor by throwing himself into a life of a piracy? #king dismissing the past at first but then gradually starting to recover memories of his time as molly and even lucien #holding onto the journal beau gave him and eventually asking her and yasha questions about his life as molly #all of it screams that he's still scared of the past and how much he really feels for the nein but even if he tries to get some distance #it does seem like he still longs to be with them and one day he'll be able to reconcile with the past and reach back out again

[vethbrenatto]

pretty sure bells hells is 7 years after m9 ended (I think m9 ended 836 PD and bells hells started 843 PD)

excellent. i wish it was longer but please artists draw going on 40 caleb and early 30s beau ❤️

#I wish it was more like 15-20 to get beau in her 40s art #ask #anonymous #love that humans are the ones who showed up so we can get some good aging up in this bitch

[enchanted--realm]

The way Claire yells 'Owen!' when they are leaving to go get Maisie and Blue is right out front

#thats the kind of relying on each other relationship i love #Owen is the raptor trainer with a relationship with Blue so obviously we are calling for his help #we cant girl boss everything and save ourselves all the time #we need help and i love we realize that and know who is the right person to help and we call for him #so annoyed with ppl being annoyed that she calls a man for help #first of all its her beau that shes calling so yeah if im in danger you better come help me out of it #second owen's character is literally the number one person you would want to help you in that situation #ppl are so stupid and full of pride #just bc im a woman and i ask for a mans help doesnt mean im weak #anyone asking anybody else for help doesnt mean they are weak #get over yourself #clawen #Jurassic world Dominion

[beauleifu]

Hi! I've just recently started Heartstrings (on chapter 8- I have a long way to go-) and I really really like it. Love it even. AMazing writing. Makes me very very happy. I've been bombarding my partner with my favorite moments from it (trying to get her to read it, she won't because she "doesn't read fanfiction" but I will get her to read it if it's the last thing I do /hj) Honestly, it's not every day I find a fic that occupies every waking thought I have, but here we are. I love Syntax so much, and I love the way you write him. I love the way you write all the characters actually.

You're amazing, very amazing, awesome writing, funny jokes, I'm gonna go back to reading the fic. And loving the fic. Because it's amazing, it really is.

GAH ANOTHER SYNTAX ENJOYER

Im- thank you so much!! I used to worry that I'm stretching the story out a bit, but the longer it is, the more time we have to enjoy our favorite boi- no regrets 🙏🙏

But thank you SO MUCH foe taking the time to write this, your friend is missing out LMK as a whole is AMAZING- LETS ALL DRAG EM INTO THE FANDOM TOGETHER

Stay safe n drink water!!

#♡♡♡♡ #makes my heart melt #i srill get stuff like this wowowow #THANKS AGAIN #been caught up with work lately but todays my day off #as well as tomorrow so imgonna write like a demon #ask #beau answers #heartstrings

[intriga-hounds]

HOW do you get Baz to like having his claws clipped??? My two hate it, even though I always give them treats while doing it. I think they just hate having their paws touched. Anyway congratulations on having a dog that likes having his claws clipped I guess

he just loves food that much and he really especially loves “working” or doing things for treats. sivi HATES his nails being done; he just hates the squeezing sensation and will hide if he sees the clippers. he was brought up same as baz was. ponzu is indifferent. she lets me do it and happily accepts payment. we can’t even do renly’s. she’s a monster.

#ask #the whole time I’m doing bazzy’s nails he’s like #oh boy i can’t wait for my treat #he doesn’t love his nails done he just loves being rewarded for Being Good #beau also loves his done #he and baz will fight over who gets to go first #all came from breeders that did their nails

[laurasbailey]

if i may add re: one of the women pulling something like that, i always find that such a funny argument in any fandom because, you know. we do #Live In A Society. so them being women Is actually a pretty crucial difference lmao and yes i might very well have liked it if it had been one of them because of it?

(prefacing the rest of this by asking everyone to bear with me and read this in good faith, i’m talking about a character and not trying to say or imply anything about any players)

which kind of tangentially ties into my biggest beef with ashton (and i understand that this is probably harsh and unfair), but between the acting like they always know better than everyone else, the arrogance and massive ego, the martyr/hero complex combo, the dismissiveness of others' feelings, the anger issues and propensity to violent outbursts etc, this is a character that acts and speaks in ways that are virtually indistinguishable from your average misogynist. i don’t think that this is intentional or even conscious (and definitely not malicious) on tal’s part, I think it’s more likely an unfortunate confluence of circumstances with this particular story (ie the campaign being heavily focused on women, so they’re in a position within the story where they're the natural point one would turn to with disagreements and stuff); but it’s like, no amount of dissecting motivations changes the objective fact of how they behave. and to me that makes for a character who’s about as interesting as idk, an asshole coworker. obviously this is all very subjective, and i know a lot of people find him compelling and write very good analysis, and love and light to them, but i personally cannot get past this and bring myself to give a shit you know.

absolutely get where you're coming from, and it's super interesting because as someone who doesn't see a lot of fandom opinion anymore, i wonder how many people also see this? or do most people just adore ashton and this is the minority opinion?

i usually find taliesin to be very self aware about the flaws of his characters, but i think you're right, without context it could very well come across as misogynistic due to the circumstances of the campaign being very female-centric. personally i think he's just being an asshole and by process of elimination, the women end up in the firing line because they're in the spotlight story-wise and are, let's be real, the leaders of the group. fcg is typically agreeable, nobody butts heads with orym, and chetney generally sits back during any verbal conflict. ashton just seems to have a general lack of respect for everyone and just uses the 'i don't know how to show it' excuse.

i think ashton wants to be a leader (whether they know it or not) but right now they just don't have the qualities to be one. in many situations they're like 'i don't like this', 'we shouldn't do this', but offers no alternatives. and sometimes he'll try to take charge in situations where he should really be taking a backseat (i.e. when they were trying to resurrect laudna) and he'll speak way out of turn on things he knows nothing about (again, that time he said he knows loneliness in a way laudna doesn't ??? lmao). it's like he has a compulsive need to always share his opinion and somehow prove he's suffering more than you, and nobody likes that guy at the party.

it's obvious taliesin is playing a lot of these flaws as a character who was raised by, well, no one, which makes sense! but there's been so little character development for 70+ episodes and very little effort made on ashton's part (up until now where he's supposedly going to change) that i just don't have an interest in it. it just bothers me now because characters i do really love will be caught up in the consequences.

#ask #anonymous #i think the whole 'contradictory for the sake of being contradictory' 'punk' aspect of his design #is so ingrained that it has bled into every aspect of the character lmao #which is funny because i remember avantika once described beau that way #but beau had a maturity and self-awareness from the get-go that ashton just doesn't