YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! YOU SAW MY ABILITY IN ACTION! YOU ARE NOW UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MY STAND, [BIG BOOTY BITCHES]!
THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD POSSIBLY ESCAPE IS BY REPOSTING AND TAGGING SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE [BIG BOOTY BITCHES] TARGET THEM INSTEAD! BUT I DOUBT YOU COULD BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! BWAHAHAHAHA
FACT: Johnny Joestar couldn't have been turned on by bug bites because he couldn't feel anything waist down during the SBR race. Therefore, he wouldn't be able to know whether he had an erection or not or be able to feel if he had one, if the nerves connected to it were damaged (which they probably were).