#bea rambles

[imaybeabear]

Anna Williams did not run through miles of forest nor face off with an infected with literally only a switchblade and sheer desperation all while fucking IN LABOR, then cut her daughter's umbilical cord with her own hands, clean her up, name her, love her, and hold her for hours even as she knew and felt that she was dying, prepared to stab herself with that same switchblade to save her baby, then beg her lifelong friend to take her girl somewhere safe where she could grow up happy and protected only for Marlene to fuckin sacrifice that girl, that baby she swore to her dying friend to take care of, for a shoddy at best chance to save an already irrevocably shattered world. Both the Williams ladies deserved better than that.

#the last of us #tlou #look ive said it before and ill keep saying it. #marlene is an incredibly written and performed character who is truly fascinating #and i hate her! #anna williams #ellie williams #marlene #does marlene have a last name? im bad at names :/ #bea rambles #i just think that anna was up there cheering joel on the whole time

[breadsoup00]

This joke can apply to everyone in BSD actually (long post)

(PM version) (Guild version) (RITHOD, DOA, shibusawa, hunting dogs version)

#Bea rambles #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #yosano akiko #atsushi nakajima #kyouka izumi #kunikida doppo #ranpo edogawa #tanizaki junichirou #kenji miyazawa #fukuzawa yukichi #ada #armed detective agency

[anabanana-romanova]

Random Tintin headcanon that makes absolutely no sense but o don't care

Genuinely love the idea that his mother was French Belgian and his dad was Flemish Belgian because the chaos that wound ensue.

The rivalry between the families because "he's one of those Flanders folks" and she's "one of those Frenchies" and Tintin receiving his parent's will after they die (because mostbofbus have unanimously agreed that he's an orphan) and these two families squabbling over who has to take him and also how come HE gets ALL THEIR STUFF

But most hilariously, the idea of him having a a very "proper" French name (I know people who like Martin, Augustin and Austin but I like to make things crazy and go with Valentin because OF COURSE HE REFUSES TO BE CALLED ANY THING BUT TINTIN WITH A NAME THAT MAKES EVERYONE THINK OF VALENTINE'S DAY) and shrugging it off until Haddock demands to know his last name

And Tintin just says some garbled sounds that's somewhere between German and hghghghg and he's so confused??? And so fun to has to write it down and its friggin "Huyghebaert" or something and Haddock has an aneurysm trying to read it

Idk I'm really sleep deprived but Tintin having some whacky Flemish last name seems really funny to me. Ridiculous French first name? Or chaotic Flemish surname? The decision is still undecided

#mostly thought of this because of a fic idea i have where he bevomes a doctor #and he just goes by dr valentin because no one can pronounce Huyghebaert #cause hes working in london long story #and theres a little girl who calls hik dr lovely necause hes so kind and also his name #(he adopts her teehee) #anyway #bea rambles #tintin #les adventures de tintin #the adventures of tintin #captain haddock

[vibraniumarm]

Sometimes I'm all good and just getting on with my life and out of nowhere comes this little voice in the back of my head saying

creepy paper... creepy paper... creepy paper...

#wwdits #wwdits nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor #wwdits season 1 #bea rambles #creepy paper

[softestsprout]

I think it says a lot that when I saw Gabe in PJO I didn’t recognise him for a minute because all these years I had been picturing my step dad’s face.

#pjo tv show #bea rambles

[goulboss]

men will never know what it’s like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots to help you with your climb or rather to help the bodies that you step over along the root so they won’t hurt like mine

#fiona apple #bea rambles #girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #hell is a teenage girl #female manipulator #girl interrupted syndrome #female hysteria #still not a girl but u get the idea

[thepurpleether]

A few months back, me and my best friend decided to come up with an idea that we would pass down to any future generations that we may have. 

For context both of us were extremely sleep deprived and I have adhd but yeah other than that we are just both slightly weird. 

Anyway, our bright idea was to come up with a tradition for funerals. 

You know how at a wedding, the bride will toss a bouquet into the audience (? Is that the right word for it)/ group of people coming to the wedding, and whoever catches it will be the next to get married, blah blah blah. 

Some may already see where this is going but I guarantee you that you don’t. 

See our ✨ bright idea ✨ involved removing the kneecap of the deceased, and tossing it into the audience for a similar purpose. Except instead of someone catching it, the kneecap hits someone, and they are the next to die instead of get married. Think of it as a fun and low budget way of being your own omen of death 😊

The tradition also dictated that there would be a designated person to do the tossing, picked out by the deceased and named in their will/ made aware of their position at some point before the funeral.

Anyway fast forward to the next time I spoke to my parents I told them that this would happen at my funeral and they were decidedly less amused than me and my friend. 

#Bea rambles #but seriously wouldn’t this just be hilarious??? #I’m mean I would be dying with laughter #Quite literally if it was my kneecap #my post #kneecap #lol

[extremelyblackandwhite]

I love it when work has free food because that means my packed lunch can be left for tomorrow and I don’t need to cook it ✌️

#bea rambles

[tsugumihalberd]

My aro ass reads romance like some sick form of voyeurism, like straight girls reading yaoi

#bea rambles

[garden-dearest]

Also. (not trauma dumping) The BMI scale is so fucked. According to it my “healthy” weight should be between 110-155 lbs. I am a little under 5’7”. 170 for me is pushing it… anything below is incredibly underweight. My actual lowest healthy weight is a little more than halfway to obese on according to BMI. No wonder girls are comparing themselves to their BMI and developing eating disorders because they think they’re way overweight.

#anti-ana #anti ED #BMI #bmi scales #bmi calculator #bmi weight #body weight #weight loss #bea rambles

[bealovesmarauders]

lilac— is there anyone you currently miss right now? if so, who? // as for me, i can say i bloody miss u

i miss u more actually<3

lilac— is there anyone you currently miss right now? if so, who?

hmm. other than you of course i would go with a friend of mine. he's actually the one i base my characterization of james off of. we were really close last year and then got tangled up in a situation, grew apart, fell back into each others grasps again, and once more got lost in translation. not to be dramatic but, like, he was the first boy i ever truly loved and i think that sometimes you can never stop missing people like that, because you can see them in so many of the beautiful things on this earth- the stars, the sea, the waves, the sun. but i also believe that missing someone is inherent to our nature. so i think right now i'm treading the line between missing all of the people i have ever known, and missing who they will become / those who i don't know yet.

sorry this is so long & hopefully this makes sense!

#ask games #sage<3 #dear diary #bea rambles

[imaybeabear]

JRR Tolkien: I am so normal and not at all traumatized by the tarantula that bit me as a child :)

Bilbo and Frodo, being chased Scooby Doo style by several giant, bloodthirsty spiders: are you sure about that?!?

#sorry it will never not be funny to me #man invented a whole ass fantasy trope that has persisted now for years because of one (1) spider #love it for him #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #funny #bea rambles

[breadsoup00]

Dazai and Ranpo ditching work to go buy Ranpo more candy, Dazai and Ranpo going on the train together and complaining about anything and everything, Dazai and Ranpo painting their nails bright colors, Dazai and Ranpo annoying Kunikida together, Dazai and Ranpo trying to watch Karl for Poe, Dazai and Ranpo crashing a random college lecture, Dazai and Ranpo going to a pet shop to watch the fish, DAZAI AND RANPO!!

#They are so important to me #i need them to interact more pls pls pls #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #ranpo #ranpo edogawa #kunikida #kunikida doppo #poe #edgar allan poe #edgar allen poe bsd #karl #karl bsd #souheki #ranzai #bea rambles #I will be writing all of these btw i had to get my thoughts written down tho #Bea has ideas

[anabanana-romanova]

Another small Tintin headcannon because it's my bedtime and it's been flying around my head

When Tintin was younger, he dreamed of being a pilot. Not necessarily in the air force or anything, but he loved the idea of flying and being up in the sky.

He had countless books on all kinds of aeroplanes and even managed to convince an aeronautical physicist he met in the library to explain to him the science on how things fly. He made all kinds of paper planes (called paper darts in the old days) and perfected many designs, turning back to science and engineering to figure out what designs were best.

He had models, sketches, books, toys, pins and even clothes embroidered with aeroplanes and hot air balloons. It was his Dream.

He even interrogated a British RAF pilot who had been shot down during the war and was hiding in his basement through garbled French and English and the pilot's sketches on the cockpit of different planes. Tintin, although having never sat in a cockpit before, shocked the pilot with his knowledge on everything aeronautics.

He doesn't quite remember when his dream changed. Perhaps it was when he got caught up in the reporting business. Perhaps it was wanting to leave anything relating to the war behind. Perhaps he simply grew up.

But there was no denying the feeling of excitement every time he found himself behind the wheel of a plane, a faint whoop of joy echoing in the back of his mind...

#tintin #les adventures de tintin #the adventures of tintin #Headcannons #Bea rambles

[vibraniumarm]

Do you ever think that maybe the other shifts think “oh look at them, cap’s favorites”. Like, I just saw a firefighter playing table tennis in the background, does he ever think “they never play with us :(”?

#bea rambles #911 abc #do they have more than one captain?

[softestsprout]

Currently designing my pencil case for the year and I want the inner case to be like notebook paper that I can embroider with little notes but oh god it’s hard to think of things to write that won’t get mocked by the 10 year olds I teach.

Genuinely taking suggestions from people for what I should embroider on the pages!

#bea rambles #the fine line between lame and inappropriate for 10 year olds is one I walk each day #embroidery #sewing