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catfindr · 10 months
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365filmsbyauroranocte · 7 months
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Past Lives (Celine Song, 2023)
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telleroftime · 2 months
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Once again as someone who hasn't watched more than two seasons of Naruto but googled a lot...
Why'd they do him like that? By that I mean...
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Where's his bookshelf?
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He has like... 7 books in the anime. Give back his books. Let this man collect his erotica in peace. Don't take that away from him. Put it back.
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acciohunks · 2 years
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Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥
📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)
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filmnoirsbian · 5 months
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toastyglow · 1 year
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what’s a song that make you insta-cry?  for bonus points, as comfortable: is there a particular connection that causes it or is it Just That Sad?
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desultory-suggestions · 3 months
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Instead of choosing an intensive, unrealistic, or punishing goal this New Year ask yourself: What is one simple thing that would enrich my life this new year? Maybe you can do three paintings this year. Maybe you can buy and care for a potted plant. Maybe you can learn to cook one meal exceptionally well. You don't need to push yourself to the brink. Let's stop committing to punishing goals based on insecurity and start asking what will enrich our lives.
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year2000electronics · 2 years
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hi. its been nearly a year since the casting announcement. spring 2023 is getting sooner and sooner. this direct came and went. we still haven't seen a SINGLE IMAGE of the mario movie. how badly did they fuck up this fucking movie
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halorvic · 3 months
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emo-batboy · 1 month
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Me: I hate fans that insist Gotham’s in New York when DC says it’s in New Jersey! Why won’t they just accept that?? It’s been canon for YEARS—
DC: Metropolis is in Delaware.
Me: Shut the entire fuck up.
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hellenhighwater · 6 months
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... how is tree law fun?
It's just one of the weird quirks of the legal system where there's, somewhat unexpectedly, a lot of money in it, and usually people don't think to cover their tracks well when they do it. Often it comes into play at the end of long, noisy feuds between neighbors, when someone decides he's had enough and is going to solve the problem with a chainsaw.
I'm going to simplify--If someone damages or destroys property that belongs to someone else, and they do it with the right level of intent, the person whose stuff got wrecked is legally entitled to either the cost of repair or the cost of replacement. If that damaged property is a tree, then you are entitled to the cost of replacement, because generally repair is not an option.
So, okay--a sapling is like a hundred bucks at home depot, no big, right? I cut down your walnut tree, I buy you a new sapling, no problem.
Wrong! You're entitled to the cost to replace your tree with another one of the same age and size. Not just a sapling--if I cut down your 150 year old walnut tree, you're entitled to have me pay for what it would cost to transplant you a new 150 year old walnut tree. And not just the costs of the tree itself, the labor and equipment to do so! It very rapidly adds up to staggering amounts of money.
So yeah. Lawyers like tree law, because that's where the money grows.
I'll leave it to you guys to add the relevant comic strip.
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catfindr · 1 month
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stevenrogered · 4 months
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(though who wouldn’t flirt with Andrew Garfield given the chance)
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nysrage · 2 months
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okay walk wit me sis.. 😌
make it fit connie.. or like fake sympathy condescending connie while y’all fucking.. FUCK I LOVE THAT SHIT.. 😩
ouu girl i’m walking! lemme see if i can get it to slight jog tho!
connie wasn’t oblivious to the fact he had a big ass dick. no, not at all. he’d spent most of his late high school and early college years figuring out where’d he’d fit on the inch chain as he liked to call it. most girls not being able to handle it or wouldn’t even attempt to tame it once they saw the monster that lay behind his sweats. many of his friends making fun of him that he didn’t get pussy but in reality, no one was bold enough to take it for him. not until he got his hands on you.
the girl at his university know for her unique street art. from the city and a splitting image of a bratz doll, who was never scared of a challenge felt she was ready to tame everything in life even her above averaged boyfriend.
that is until she found herself atop of him, positioned in reverse cowgirl to give her a man a view he’d never forget. thighs burning from riding dick splitting her open as she sank down a few inches onto him. “f-fuck i can’ttt .” finding herself scurrying back up to the tip, running the longtime lovin’ he was giving you. “thought you wanted it mamí? let papí give it to you.” connie teased, long thick dick hitting every stop imaginable inside of you. “s’too much!” you whined.
“too much..?” connie chuckled, grabbing ahold of your hips and taking a good look your tight two toned pussy wrapped around him. slick dribbling down his dick as you started to fill that emptiness inside you. “nah i think my good girl can take a lil more..” sinking deeper into that clamping hole of yours, moaning at the pressure of him slowly filling you up and sitting you down on his dick. “shittt.” relaxing your body as your walls loosening with warm slick and pulsing as you adjusted to his size. slowly molding to his curvature, filling you deliciously. connie knew it just took a lil work for you to get where you needed to be. “mhm, keep opening that pussy f’me, you right there mamí.”
giving you a final deep thrust that left your soft ass flush against his pelvis, leaving stomach full and mind in sex crazed haze. “fuck this pussy s’good.” groaning as he bounced you up and down his dick, removing his hands once he felt he set a steady pace for you. Inching your hips and down slowly trying your best to take every single inch. Connie landing a rough slap to your ass that left your body jolting from the stinging pleasure. “go down on it princesa, don’t be lazy.”
“thought you said you could take it.”
ass ripppling like waves as he met your hips and fucked himself up into you focused on that pretty pussy sucking every inch of him deeper than he’s ever felt before. nails digging at his thighs for dear life as your body bounced above his, “your so fucking deep” whine barely audible above the loud gushing of your pussy let him know that it’d take every inch happily. “s’ too muchhh! con—” fucking you down on him harder as he reached the spongey spot within that always started the waterworks. “awe that’s all you can take mamí..?” voice rough and full of feigned sympathy as he held up your ass mid air and fucked up into you hard, taking his pounding like a champ and meeting his rough thrusts. A smile creeping on connie’s face once you start riding out the literal high your body was about to reach.
“and you whining it too much, pussy the perfect fit for papí.”
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meidui · 3 months
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What If...? Season 2 Episode 3: "What If… Happy Hogan Saved Christmas?"
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