#be flexible

[redsandswitch]

#quotes #charles darwin #adapt #be flexible

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Do not fall for the trap (moreso for salary workers), also known as fto (flexible time off)

#talkin #tik tok #fto #loewhaley #flexible time off

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

[booksandteaandstuff]

Fixation is the way to death, fluidity is the way to life. This is something that should be well understood.

Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings

https://bookshop.org/a/12010/9781590302484

#Fixation #Fluidity #Life #miyamoto musashi #The Book of Five Rings #nonfiction #adapt #be flexible #book #books #bookish #bookworm #booklover #bibliophile #great quote #great quotes #great line #great lines #literary quote #literary quotes #booklr #bookblr #books and libraries #classics

[lucidpast]

Earl Staub, inventor of the flexible straw, 1972

#flexible straw #bendable straw #straw #1972

[frownyalfred]

“Sorry, no super powers for your collar to turn off!” Dick says, before proceeding to do a move that is beyond 99% of all humans on earth

#like yeah buddy that flexibility really isn’t human sorry #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #dc #dc comics

[oxygenisoverrated]

#natural titts #huge titts #bouncing titts #flexible #impressive

[meggiscat]

get these guys some brown contacts

#crowfeather #cinderpelt #bluestar #ashfur #warrior cats #my art #twitter design flexibility challenge

[videophoria]

#stretching #flexing #flexible #flexibility #videophoria

[cyb3r-mutt]

hey ur like really cute!! do u mind if i hold you down and fuck u till ur crying real quick?

#alternatively u could do it to me instead #im flexible #:3 #t4t #t4t nsft

[healerinchief]

Choosing to be flexible in order to share life adventures with another human being may be the best way to invest in your personal and spiritual development… especially when you have different beliefs and practices. 💚💚💚

#healer in chief #sorinne ardeleanu #soul food for thought #evolution of consciousness #know thyself #inspiration #self realization #self actualization #love logic liberty #free your mind #personal development #soul development #life is happening #higher learning #be flexible #share your life #best friends #beloved #husband and wife #invest in yourself #diversity #life is an adventure

[vebokki]

do you ever wonder how often binghe created a dreamscape to see sqq when he was in the abyss? and how often he was abruptly waken up by hunger, wounds, or terrifying sounds and had to start all over again?

#pain! now that i have your attention. any ideas for a nice wholesome bingqiu drawing 😏 #or painful angsty bingqiu too. im a flexible man #svsss #luo binghe #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss fanart #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #scum villains self saving system #this is messy and the paneling is shite but.... i must post. its jus sitting in my drafts. SORRY FOLKS

[getousatoruu]

Canon…

#idk why but geto does look like a person who would fucks in missionary only #and then you have Satoru “flexible’ Gojo who is just so ….. #yeah #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru

[thejawdroppers]

Jaw Dropper of the Week: Sarena Banks

#beautiful #sexy #brunette #curly #bra #lingerie #fit #butt #thighs #legs #stockings #high heels #flexible #girl #model #sbanks #popular #winner

[orientalcandies]

#hot asian babe #sexy asian women #asian goddess #asian chick #thick and juicy #hot as fuck #phat ass cheeks #fitness #asainbeauty #asian #flexible #girls in yoga pants #gym body #doing the splits #so yummy

[thatmooncake]

Scritch

#fnaf #moondrop #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf ruin spoilers #? #scritch #I’m not that flexible I would just fall over #I sustained an injury #fablesketches