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crimeronan · 2 years
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the fondest specific compliment i’ve gotten on my toh fic is that everyone swears in a way that’s very true to character. where it feels like they Definitely talk like this offscreen, like it flows naturally & isn’t jarring despite the G-rated source material
this delights me because i have spent SO MUCH time thinking about the owl house cast and how different people swear. limiting this post to POVs i’ve written but here’s a few headcanons
luz: almost never swears. if she does she’s either doing it for Maximum Emphasis or because it’s very funny in a very specific situation with very specific peers (hunter & willow. she can’t swear in front of amity or gus bc she feels like she’s tarnishing her Innocent Image). even when luz CAN say “fuck” in T-rated properties, she does in fact default to “jeez” and “crikey” and “wow” and “EAUGHHH NO OH NO EUGH NO” at all times. some people swear in their other main language around english speakers but luz is not one of these people. generally in situations where most reasonable individuals would yell “HEY ASSHOLE” or “DUDE??? WHAT THE FUCK????”...... she simply throws things and/or starts biting. That’s My Daughter
hunter: swears more than luz but still not Super Often. most common go-tos are ‘shit’ as a panicked exclamation & ‘bullshit’ as an unimpressed observation. he knows more curse words than anyone else in the show including eda because of How The Coven Scouts Are. several of the curse words are wholly made-up epithets shared by approximately ten trauma-bonded weirdo soldiers. that said, he.... legitimately does not know which muttered oaths are just weird idioms versus Actual Swears bc he’s never Needed to know. (formal speak with belos automatically removes all of these informal interjections in the first place, and no one else is gonna question how The Golden Guard talks, so.... no reason to learn.) if anyone tries to explain these nuances to him later in life he will get into an autistic shouting match about how that’s SO STUPID and UNNECESSARY and MAKES NO SENSE you DUMBSHIT MOTHERF-
eda: tries hard to tone down her language around The Chillens but swears... sssSSSO MUCH. sailor tongue ahoy the woman was raised by wolves (ie: her mom who even in her old age will still shout “YEAH RUN YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH” at randos on the street). eda says “fuck” aloud an average of once or twice in any given fic chapter but should say it more. if i ever write her alone with raine it will become 200 times per chapter because with raine she casually flips back to her high school self and all her creative teen lingos. yknow, back before she learned to be all Mature and Professional. a class act. as she rifles through heaps of garbage and develops hives at any sign of emotional intimacy
darius: theoretically swears a lot and has nothing AGAINST a very verbose “motherfucker son of a bitch dick-for-brains are you fucking SHITTING me you INCOMPETENT-” however he USUALLY uses boiling isles swears. not because he’s being censored by the writers but because a muttered “mother of titans i’m begging you to come down and cast these fucking imbeciles into the boiling sea before i lose my fuckdamned SHI-” is just. Yeah. That’s Him. darius is the guy who WOULD be saying ‘jesus h christ’ and ‘christ on a stick shift’ and ‘mother mary of god PLEASE either end this meeting early or STRIKE ME DEAD BEFORE MASS’ except. yknow, he’s got other religious figures to invoke. sidenote he’s been dying to shout “KIIIIISS MYYYY ASSSSSS” at 98% of his coworkers for 30 straight years. to the point that he sometimes dreams about it
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camila: swears exclusively in french (a language in which she is not fluent) bc she doesnt want luz picking up bad language. she learned these expressions from an old friend from montreal which means that luz now has a weirdly broad knowledge of extremely rude quebecois slang without knowing any specific definitions. she just knows that these are words you recite to french-canadians if you want to start a bar fight.
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sugarspikesart · 9 months
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Ruby Rose and the project diva Miku modules she would ABSOLUTELY ADORE
1- PUNK OUTFIT
I mean. She'd love it, i think she'd remove the hat tho She uses this module for the Dissapearance of Hatsune Miku video
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2- LITTLE RED
Again. Come on, not only is little red riding hood but it's also red and has her silhouette from the first volumes
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3- DARK ANGEL
Banger outfit with similar silhouette to her fits + it's black Also she loves Secret Police so it has extra points
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4- INFINITY
BANGER. ABSOLUTE BANGER Ruby loves this fit for sure, although it *might* remind her of salem a little bit (white skin + red eyes). I think she'd have to get used to it at first but she'd end up loving it
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5- RASPBERRYISM
Defender of this module, Ruby actually likes the hair a lot and the pink/magenta splashes on her module (although she wishes she could change the colors and make it more red)
Also she really likes raspberry monster as a song
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6- ROCKIN' STONE
She'd love it more if it was red but she also recognizes how cool blue fire is
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7- VINTAGE DRESS
Romeo and Cinderella is one of her top 5 songs just bc of the instrumental and the visuals
She would have definitely wore this for the Beacon Ball if she could
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8- SONIC
Ruby is a sonic fan. And the fit is silly
She uses this module when playing PoPiPo
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9- NATURAL
I bet she has THAT EXACT SAME OUTFIT
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10- SNOW MIKU 2016
MIKU WITH A SCARF(???)
Also snowboard??? Yes.
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11- PIERRETTA
Red + banger design + she really likes the hair of this one
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12- URBAN POP
She doesn't exactly know why she likes it but she does (it's the gender of the outfit but she doesn't know that yet)
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trafalgrs · 9 months
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the concept of law + heart is so fascinating to me. like the MOTIF of it... and the SIGNIFICANCE of the heart. because law lost his heart the day flevance went down into flames. the day the WG burned his entire life to smithereens due to fearmongering. the way law, at age like 12, knew EXACTLY how many years he had left to live. such a young boy who was hollowed out by war...
and then corazon comes, and we all know his name means "heart" in spanish. and that corazon literally and figuratively gives law a reason to live again. but also, reminds him that love can still exist and that love is more powerful than hate. and it's just really amazing to see how subtle law's love is.
in the way that he left his crew for two years to become a warlord bc he believed in his heart that his final plan of going after doflamingo would end in his death -- and he wouldn't subject his crew to that.
in the way that in punk hazard he removed the toxins in the children's body so they would no longer be addicted to the candy anymore. even though he didn't have to do that. even though the children were never his priority in the first place.
law is still a pirate. he's still selfish and there's no doubt that his cruelty has a reason for being reputable but law is so... SOOOO. that's pookie bye.
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urthemiiel · 8 months
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band name bestie and wild card for mercy, beginnings bandmates and tattoo for kian (hope it's not too much ddjdskjd)
THANK U!! it is not too much dont worry <3 but ill put it under the cut bc its long hehe
infamous mc ask game!!
mercy
Band name: How did they and the others come up with the band name? Has the name changed since it was founded?
- their band name is final girl, like the horror movie trope! mercy is a big fan of horror or gore or anything spooky. the name has been the same since the band was started, and it’s always been fitting since they are a punk band with a female lead and the aesthetics to match the ongoing horror theme!!
Besties: What’s their friendship with Rowan like? What are some things only he knows about them?
- she and rowan are super close!! he’s her best friend in the band. only he knows the full extent of her delusions LOL every day she texts him that she is fully convinced orion wants her bad and every day he says “u are literally insane ❤️”
Wild card: Tell us something about your MC! Feel free to really just roll us over with an emotional steamroller and crush the souls out of our bodies, if you’d like.
- shes super active on social media and has a decently large following even before botb. her fans love her for the drama… u better not piss her off bc she Will post call outs on her main ig 😭 during botb she absolutely heckles both soft violence and underground wastebasket and says mean things to their fans just bc she thinks it’s funny. besides being a troll she also posts a lot of selfies and thirst traps bc shes hot!!!!
kian
Beginnings: When and how did they know they wanted to be a professional musician? Was there a deciding factor?
- kian was a bored and lonely child and his parents felt enough guilt that they enrolled him in piano lessons so he could have Something to do(idk how canon this could be but its canon To Me). he was a natural, and he loved it. it was his introduction to his love for music and for a while he did think he’d pursue it as a career but ultimately decided it would be boring and his dream switched to being a famous rockstar instead. going to his first live shows, discovering misfit alley, and meeting seven/eventually starting the band in high school solidified that goal
Bandmates: How do they feel about the members of the band? Would they still be interested in stardom if they weren’t with that group?
- hes close to everyone in the band in his own ways. mostly rowan and devyn tho. rowan is a partner in crime, they have the most fun together and will always find a way to piss off orion. devyn is the rational one and kind of a calming presence. they got closer after the whole party/seven fiasco. if he didnt have the band i think he’d still pursue that kind of music, but probably as a solo singing type thing
Tattoo: Did they keep the tattoo with Seven’s initials? Why/why not? What was that decision/execution process like? (Bonus: What do they think of Seven keeping their tattoo?)
- he did keep the tattoo and he also doesnt conceal it on stage. so something about kian is that he is absolutely terrified of needles. hes never gotten piercings or any other tattoos, and the one tattoo he has for seven is a testament to how much he loves him bc it was a whole ordeal just to get it. so besides the fact that he is still horribly in love with sev, he also will not get it removed or covered bc he acts like sitting in the chair and being touched with the needle again is the same as being tortured to death. he says that he will get it removed once seven gets it removed, but the thought of seven removing his initials makes him ill 🤕 its like his last shred of hope that seven doesnt completely hate him
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quicktimeeventfull · 1 year
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OH HI i would like some lore please. when you write about our special boys what are they wearing? i mean this purely from the perspective of a person who likes clothes not like a [redacted] way. also i would like to ask if you listen to ambient music when you're writing like lofi or classical or do you put together writing playlists (separate from fic accompaniment playlists)?
thank you !!!! i am here with some lore. honestly i will here admit that i don’t often have especially strong images of what characters actually physically look like so i never think about this unless it’s directly relevant. i can however tell u what they are wearing in all the times it is relevant: fast, versatile & convenient: - L is mildly (relateably, to me) neurotic about Becoming Older and wears a variety of things he thinks makes him look younger, which is mostly fitted sweaters & slighter tighter jeans than he wears in canon. (he’s aiming for looking like, 30.) he very specifically does not wear plain long-sleeves shirts bc he thinks they now make him look frumpy - Light does not care at all & wears whatever the mannequins at muji are wearing. if he sees something being marketed to 37 year old men he’s like, cool, that’s for me. in my mind he’s just sitting around in a navy polo shirt and khakis during all of fv&c. the things you tame: - light is wearing the exact outfit from his confinement. this is bc the things you tame is a very loosely veiled metaphor for that specific portion of the yotsuba arc - technically speaking light is ALSO wearing a kimono bc it’s part of its shapeshifting fox form, but it’s not visible; light is actively choosing to remain in the confinement outfit L has provided. the kimono is white with red detailing. i cut this out because it was too distracting gkgd but i know and now you do too hand me your hand aka canadian university au: - ok i actually have something really specific for this one haha. light is wearing a charoal turtleneck, a charcoal cardigan, and grey chinos, all of which are from muji. xie bought this outfit in the eaton’s centre with L. xie also one of those black north face ski jackets which go just past one’s thighs. it has a removeable hood, which light likes a lot - i honestly have no idea what L is wearing indoors, but his jacket is the red one he’s got as a kid in the anime. i think he wears classic rock/punk band T-shirts sometimes, just like in general. he has an extremely faded nirvana T-shirt which he bought from the hot topic at scarborough town centre, which is a big mall in toronto animal games aka gone girl au: - i genuinely have no idea how L dresses fjlgdf i’m sorry. i need to pick your brain about what would be a sensible style for him - light however is really rocking that black turtleneck look & he’s got a very lovely pair of chelsea boots music time!! my character & fic accompaniment playlists are also just my writing playlists BUT for some reason i don’t usually listen to the ones that actually go with the relevant fics? like for example my main playlist for hammer & nail was the college au one for some reason. i don’t listen to much classical or lofi BUT i do listen to a lot of taiko drumming when i need to get hyped.
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randombubblegum · 2 years
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the thing is i see awsten as someone who’s like. fundamentally uncomfortable with talking about sex, like yeah he makes his pregnancy jokes and dick jokes but at the end of the day i still remember during fandom era when he would talk about imhs and say things like “yeah its just sooo taboo to talk about sex in the scene, like no one ever sings about sex in the warped tour kinda genre, all they ever sing about is emotions” etc etc and like. thats not true?? all time low did NOT have the filthy little whore lyric just for awsten to call the pop punk scene prudish lmao. so to me all of that just came across like someone who was personally kind of squeamish about talking about sex trying to like justify this (relatively sexless) song. which makes this new era so bizarre bc tbh he still seems uncomfortable? like if there are any cowriters for brainwashed im guessing he didnt write that lyric, like maybe *im* the one projecting but like ive seen people comfortably write/sing sexual lyrics and that is not what it looks like lmao (that being said. i fucking love this song ngl)
YES exactly!!!! thats because he IS a person whos fundamentally uncomfortable talking about sex outside of jokes he can couch it in and remove it from himself lol. the lyric in imhs is literally just….. “i miss having sex” thats hardly any real discussion and that was STILL clearly a struggle for him. which is fine!!!!! it is FINE to be uncomfortable or unwilling to discuss YOUR OWN sex life even if youre making dirty jokes on the reg!!!!! theyre not mutually exclusive by any means!!!
and thats exactly what it was LMAO hes squeamish about sex (not shocking considering both how he was raised and his general personality behind the persona) and him thinking the pop punk scene is “prudish” so him saying the word “sex” was like a huge deviation rly just…. shows the kind of music he listens to lol. also even in the big, non-whore bands of the scene (sorry atl) fob and (post 1st album) panic and whoever else still throw in oblique references to sex but dont spell it out. like all the lines about hips crashing in fob. little deaths in musical beds. its actually sexier to allude but not spell it out AND awsten used to do that in his own music so that makes it an even weirder direction to take here…….
and yes LOL he still does seem uncomfortable!!!! thats why i know this is a deliberate marketing choice and tone shift. he still doesnt want ppl seeing into his actual real sex life and isnt willing to share (extremely valid) but that is rly noticeable with how he just throws these disconnected lyrics in and then…. doesnt touch them? maybe if he gets more interviews later hell ~go in depth~ about the sex lyrics but i bet you he wont. i dont think someone else literally wrote them BUT i do think hes being coached in this direction for virality and hopeful attention. this is not an atl situation where hes gonna be up there making whore stage banter with geoff and then talk about how he fucks LMAO and if he tried it would ring so fake and hollow bc thats not him. and frankly these lyrics arent him either
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hyperions-light · 7 days
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Bringing in the big guns for funsies ❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom? 💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character? 💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like? (I probably know this one but surprise me) 📖: If you had to remove one book (arc?) from the series, which would you choose?
Hi, Umbra! Thanks !! These all look like very fun ways to complain hehe
❤️: I mean… it’s gotta be Law, right? Maybe Luffy. And Sanji is always sort of hit-or-miss. But I think I see Law most often— depending on the pairing he either becomes way tougher/colder or gets woobified lol
💚: Ooh, this is a fun one! Hmm, well, as we all know my faves are those two horrible old men, Doffy and Croco— Doffy is probably that he doesn’t actually care about any of his Family— which is an understandable opinion, because Law says it in the text BUT Law also hates him and has many reasons to assume the worst about him and hasn’t seen him in over a decade so like… idk why I would take his word for it lol
Croc is that he’s good with kids. Like…. when ? Lmao
💕: LOL I think I only like unpopular ships maybe, although Dofuwani has been gaining in popularity! It might be Kaku/Lucci is my least popular now? Maybe we will have a renaissance bc of egghead! With like main characters, I think Luffy is aroace and ship him with nobody (which is maybe an unpopular take) but if I were to do so in a platonic life partner way it would ABSOLUTELY be with Usopp, which I don’t see that often compared to the big ships
📖: Obvious answer is Long Ring Long Land, which I would just replace with the G8 arc from the anime
Less obvious answer…. Maybe Skypeia? Or Punk Hazard. Didn’t like either of them particularly, although it was fun to see Smoker, Tashigi, Law and Doffy in PH
Thanks for the ask! That was fun!!
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adhdvane · 2 years
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i just want to keep rambling about ewiyar while i continue angel halo farming bc i apparently hit the tag limit on my reblog and tags got cut off and my adhd meds kick in so i cant shut up but i’ll put under the cut
and also add tags for my own sake so i don’t have to keep looking on a different page #i did enough raids to get to like 43 and then got like 5 drops today er last night i mean still same like day like per daily reset w/e #ewiyar's beak dropped twice for me when i was farming that raid #too bad i dont really have a need for it lol #it was kinda funny to like join raids and find out everyone had fainted and be like ok ok ok i'll fuckin kill it for you guys #dont bother reviving i'll be a good guy and not leach #bc i remember when ewiyar was the scary solo quest and i couldnt do it and had to fucking farm lineage fragments #so i could get gale rocks to uncap tiamat AND THAT WAS WHEN THE TRADE COSTED 100 FRICKIN LINEAGE FRAGMENTS NOT 30 #I HAD TO FARM 300 OF THOSE FRICKING THINGS BC EWIYAR HIT LIKE A TRUCK AND WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO CLEAR #and then i got the devil full uncapped and lucifer fully uncapped and traded for ullikuumi to have as a mainhaind #and dicpicked siegfried (fire) #and now in the solo quest ewiyar is a punk bitch bc i double angi and we all got over 40k to 50k hp #ewiyar is both less scary and scarier in raid form #bc like raid form if sieg's special party buff it up and ewiyar isn't casting march whatere or dragon's nest i wont even guard
i wont even guard bc i have a lot of hp and the buff give armor and tbh elixirs are unlimited and i have (currently) 379, like i MIGHT AS WELL YOU KNOW ACTUALLY USE THEM FOR SOMETHING. so there’s less of a fear of dying bc i can just... revive without feelings bad. the scarier thing about the raid is that there’s like two fated chain cancels, YEAH dragon’s nest at  40% and 10% how the fuck do you cancel both of those and having to gaurd and take the hit sucks bc you can veil against the skill seal but you can’t veil against all your charge bar is going and that’s just annoying as fuck, especially if your joining a raid later and it can be harder to get that fated chain ready for the first trigger and its like OH BOY NO BUFFS OR CHARGE BAR FOR ME :) BACK TO STEP 1 (except like sieg’s buff not being able to be removed and the lumberjack buff. im not using anyone with dispel cancel bc :) too bad) and like okay, even after overdrive buff go away, i s2g ewiyar still hits like a fucking truck past 40% compared to the other dragons. so like first 60% of hp, even more of a bitch than solo quest, 40% and under, oh god i need to be a little more careful. but like anyways i just wanted to ramble into the void about how glad i am at my improvement, bc like even when it was the first time i cleared the ewiyar solo quest, after i had those upgrades, i still did it with a careful team, using illnot and anila bc illnot has crazy delay game i s2g. and ewiyar was still scary to me bc that bitch has 1 charge diamond. I was bring more heals and a revive. but the ones i’ve been doing the past couple days, i just did with regular fire set up. didn’t bother changing the skills, leaf burning, dappling, clear. just bright tien and izmir. heck, last time i even played with swapping izmir with vasaraga bc i wanted to see if i could... actually see his ougi for once... i did, one time on both of the runs. it’s just.... hard to get him low when the hp pool is high and lots of heals... drain, dappling, ullikuumi... and then that lumberjack upgrade, and then him casting his skill every time the foe special attacks. admittedly i think those first times i cleared it i didn’t have wilnas... and that summon really really does make those hit 20 times trivial when that summon hits fucking 15 times. that and actually using tien. yeah... those triggers cancels are rarely a problem. sdkfjhsdlkfsoirjsdf if bonus damage didn’t count as a separate hit i s2g a lot of v2 cancels would be AWFUL. tbh making ewiyar disguise themselves as a cat was the best thing gbf could do for the most asshole dragon quest/raid. but like also bc of ewiyar’s voice lines, like the most on brand shit.
gunna throw my goddamn laptop out the window if angel halo keeps dropping harps. RUSTED WEAPONS HATE ME rusted weapon totals (not counting sabers): daggers: 26 fully 1 one star - feower 5* 7-25-2020 spear: 8 fully 1 no star - anre 5* 3-27-2022 axe: 9 fully 1 one star - threo 5* 1-22-2022 staff: 7 fully 1 no star - fif 5* 9-12-2021 gun: 30 fully 1 no star - tien 5* 05-01-2019 melee: 4 fully 1 one star - seox transcendence 4-19-2021 & 8-10-2021 (& 8-12) bow: 16 fully - tweyen 5* 1-15-2022 katana: 11 fully 1 one star - eahta 5* 12-18-2020 harp: 13 fully 1 one star - niyon 5* 11-21-2021
the reason i have like 18 fully uncapped sabers and 7 no star sabers is bc like i think at least 4 different months i remember to trade for the 8 in stock so at least 8 of the fully uncapped are traded. seofon was 5* on 4-15-2021 if i subtracted the traded and combined the 7 no star i’d have 11 fully 1 two star. which for the date feels more reasonable. tien makes sense bc she was my first 5 star. yo feower what the fuck man. eahta was like less than 5 months behind you and you have 15 fully uncapped on him. anyways back the angel halo mines bc i have 40 more relic fragments i need to farm
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gremlinhourz · 3 years
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ive come to the conclusion that im not an outsider or different im just me
#to expand on this more im gonna say#ive been feeling overwhelmed w how much ppl say they feel like they dont fit it#and the amount of media that shoves the its okay to not fit in (if ur white skinny and all that)#bc who am i to say i dont fit in when all these ppl dont fit in#how can we all be oitsiders#and now w what i see as the rise of punk/alt culture (or atleast fashion)#ive been feeling even more distressed bc the one thing that i feel makes me independent makes me myself has become popular#it feels suffocating#and i dont wanna gatekeep anything#if u wanna dress alternatively dress alternatively#but it just feels so bad bc how can the thing that strives for that represents independence and rebellion#become apart of what it was rebelling against#i cant say what true punk is#i wasnt alive when the movement was around#but from its influence and everything i look up to abt it#i just want to say that seeing an infinite amount of ppl who dont care abt the political beliefs of the punk movement play dressup#and only listen cus they like the sound and dont care abt the message#it just feels so bad#i cant tell u how to be punk or what qualifies as punk#bc that would remove the meaning of punk#its a rebellious form of self expression that cant be defined by one signle thing#so seeing it be mainstream and just a fashion statement just feels wrong#and to touch back on the outsider thing i feel like i cant be on outsider if everyone else is so im just me im not popular im not a loser#yes i have so many experiences where ive felt left out or made fun of or rlly just different but i feel the same way abt calling myself shy#some many ppl use it so i feel like if i use it im faking it so im not shy or an outsider im me#but anyways i dont think of me or anyone as an outsider we're all just ourselves and we r all different from each other not outsiders
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nopeemi · 2 years
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my specific and cursed les amis headcanons <3
-adhd R being hyperfixated on E for like a year or two, is very vocal abut it, everybody knows it, then it just stops bc adhd is like That and everybody notices even Enj, so once he asks about it and R is like. dont get me wrong man i really like you still but it was just my mental illness
-Enjolras hates red. ne never liked red and before he cofounded the les amis he never wore it. he never wanted to wear red stuff bc it made him feel icky. but then the les amis's promotion color become this intense red so all of their merch shirts were red, and he trained himself to wear the merch shirt at least at the rallys. but then. but then he started to get popular as the leader in red and people expected him to wear red all the time. also all his friend always gave him gifts in this color bc he is bad at socializing like that and now he is in a huge mess
-combeferre would collect his friends bones. every time a les amis has a teeth removed they give it to him wothout asking. when bahorel lost his big toe he got it. when feuilly cut off part of his pinky finger? that goes to him yup yup. let me be clear this is not a doctor thing. this is an autistic thing and besides butterflies bones are his fixation. the doctor thing just helps him keep alive the fixation
-courfeyrac is the worst type of musical theatre person. just imagine That person. Yes thats him. his friends love him but are, in fact, planning a very serious intervention. they have powerpoint presentations prepared and everything
-the les amis are not pleasant people. like they are straight up just mean little bitches with others usually. unhinged punks who only like their friends. and is a friendgroup besides the activism things bc it takes very specific people to tolerate each and every one of them. they would probably spit on me for being a hipster if they would saw me on the street.
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unknownwriting · 3 years
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Is it okay if I ask for headcanons of Marco, Shanks, Doflamingo and Mihawk would react with a sweet & innocent fem!s/o who look like they couldn't hurt a fly but when the reader heard some punk talking shit about the boys, the reader went feral and attack them? Maybe they even found out she had some sort of superiority complex and valued them on a similar degree as herself.
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♡ Summary - sweet and innocent s/o who loses it when someone takes bad about their lover
♡ Characters- Marco, Shanks, Donquixote ‘Doffy’ Doflamingo, Dracule Mihawk
♡ Warnings - violence, cursing, unedited
♡ I actually had a lot of fun writing this, I’m not even gonna lie. 👉🏻👈🏻 it’s fun to write violence now and then. I can’t be the only one right!?
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Marco
- in all honesty Marco likes that you are sweet and innocent only bc that mean you don’t get into trouble often, which is what he likes
- but it’s likes a bless in disguise bc y’all are pirates nonetheless, which means that your innocent can cause some trouble. But besides that, you stay out of trouble for the most part
- so when Marco came across you beating up some random guy, he honestly thought he was seeing your doppelgänger. He wanted to refuse it was you so badly. You just looked so different. Yet you seemed to handle the situation with such ease
- he doesn’t really know why you go so worked up and angry but from what the very vulgar words you said, he figured that the guys must’ve said some both things about Marco or the crew. The poor guy probably didn’t even know that you were apart of the crew
- but your actors and words definitely showed it. At least the Marco. Some of the moves you did were moves some of the other crew members and some of the words were some the crew definitely say.
- and don’t get Marco wrong, he was somehow already so proud of you he was definitely more shock that proud to say the least. And soon enough he was gonna end up removing you from the situation so the poor guy could at least live, but then you did something that definitely made Marco so proud in a way
- you had grabbed the guys hair, lifting up his head up and showing to the crowd of people that surround the bloody mess he was. You had them dropped down to his level, face to face with you bloody master piece, and scoffed, “So try it again. I dare you to try and insult my and my crew again bc I guarantee you won’t just lose a few teeth next time, bitch!” You had spat the insult with so much force that the poor guy finally ended up passing out
- Marco was definitely more than speechless as he saw you like that for the first time. He didn’t even think you could say those things yet you do. And it’s made Marco feel proud….kinda.
- he’s always worried about you bc you were always so innocent and sweet and he was just scared that things would happen to you. But clearly after this he had nothing to worry about.
- soon enough Marco has jumped into the already won fight and quickly snatched you away before you could do anything else to any of the others. But you better bet that when he pulled you away he ended up lightly scolding you, only bc you had did it in such a public space, but besides that it was clear that Marco was definitely proud of you
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Shanks
- so with Shanks, he’s always gonna end up protecting you where you were sweet and innocent not. So I guess it’s a good thing you were
- but with that also being said, you were always on an emperor’s ship so you have to know how to fight to some degree. But knowing Shanks he’s still always gonna try his best to protect you
- yet one day when y’all had went to a town, you had happened to get separated from him and when he found you again you were already beating up some guys behind the back of a random bar. And it took him a while to find the bar too
- but when he found you, he was blow away at the sight. There you were, without a single mistake or flaw, just beating down the dudes like you had planned it all out before hand.
- in all honesty it….kinda….turned him on….?!!?!
- like just seeing you move so flawlessly and seeing the stone cold, iron, look in your eyes. All of it was so exciting. Like before, being on Shanks crew, you have to know some type of combat skills whether it was with a weapon, using your fist, or just throwing your limbs around until you can run away. What it was, you had to know something
- so seeing you just absolutely beating the shit out of, not one guy!! But 3 !? Just give Shanks a tingle that ran through his body. Seeing you like that was amazing. And if he had a camera you bet he would’ve started recording
- it didn’t take you long after Shanks showed up for you to finish. You were practically done by the time he appeared anyways. But as soon as you did finish, you simple groan in disgust, flicked the blood off your hands, and turned on your heel facing Shanks. And he gave you the biggest smile ever
- when you finally approached him, he gave you a big kiss on the lips and wrapped his hand around your waist as y’all began to walk away. And when he asked what happened or why you did that you had simple shrugged your shoulders and said, “they tried to show off to me not knowing I was apart of your crew and then to make mattered worse, they began to talk to us. I was not about to let some lowlife dumbass get away with that either”
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Donquixote ‘Doffy’ Doflamingo
- bold of you to assume that anyone would ever talk bad about Doflamingo.
- but sadly there are people stupid enough to do that.
- now similar to Shanks you gotta have some way of holding your own in a fight. Doffy is not one for weaklings. So it’s always nice to just know how to fight and all that
- but that doesn’t mean that he won’t protect you or he won’t get his family to protect you. It’s just that he would rather leave you to yourself bc well he’s a busy man. But the one day he was off was the town, was probably the first time he had saw you actually fight. Doffy is never there when you do fight so he never seen you but this was the first time
- he pretty much could have already guess why you started to be beat him up. He was probably talking bad about the family or something. But it didn’t matter bc he was simply sitting back and enjoy the show.
- you clearly had the situation under control, so Doffy was just gonna sit back and watch you handle the punk. He should’ve brought some popcorn too bc this was just too good. The way you just handled him was sooo family like. You clearly had learned from the worse
- and at this point, the poor guy had already learned his lesson and you were honestly done, but Doffy had other ideas. He just think that the punk just needs a small extra lesson.
- so actually jumping in, Doffy ends up stringing up the punk just to give you more accesses for you. You didn’t necessarily asked for it but after seeing the fire in his eyes, there was no way that you could just stop. Doffy was far from done. And that honestly made you just feel to excited
- so smirked again, you inch your way closer to the punk and began to crack your bloody knuckles, “clearly my Doffy has other plans. I thought I would be done with your beat done but if the boss says so I’ll happily beat a lowlife punk like you to nothing but a bloody pulp.”
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Dracule Mihawk
- first of all, y’all hardly go out anyways. Like to a town or anything, must bc Mihawk doesn’t have to bother with people and crowds and all that
- and all on top of that, Mihawk is a romantic guy so in his mind he would prefer you not to fight…too much at least. But in his mind you are dating a warlord so of course your gonna have to know how to protect yourself somehow.
- but of course bc you are his lover, he’s definitely gonna protect you. Anyone else can practically screw off
- now with that being said, yall had ended up stopping at some island for god knows what. In all honesty you weren’t even sure why yall left y’all’s island (no but like seriously does anyone know what this man does!?) and Mihawk went off to do some busy by himself giving you time to shop
- but during this time, a group a few boys and girls both approached you. And bc of your appearance, they thought it would easy to con you or bully you or soemthing. They just thought you would be an easy target. What they didn’t know was that Mihawk wasn’t too far away from y’all
- but you didn’t need him, as soon as you figured that they were no good you jumped into action without a second thought. Both the group and Mihawk, who was watching from afar, were shocked.
- but almost singlehanded-ly you took down the group. It also wasn’t long till you caught eye of Mihawk either. And as soon as you saw his walk you figured you work was done. It was now Mihawk’s turn to beat the shit out of them
- so grabbing who you assumed was the leader and pulled his hair, pulling his face up from the ground. And as you watched the blood drip down from his mouth and nose, you scoffed and whispered in his ear, “you’ll be luck if your able to walk after this. Mihawk is about to come over here and make you regret ever even laying eyes on me.”
- and just like that Mihawk rushed over there and began to teach those punks a even better lesson. But in the process he couldn’t help but be amaze with all what you’ve already done. It was clear that you didn’t need his protection but as long as you have the innocent shine in your eyes and the soft smile on your face, Mihawk will always be there to protect you
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Texts from The Lost Tomb, part 3
I didn’t mean for this to stray into angst but like the lack of updates with Li Cu in LTR?? I had to do it to em.
Wushanju Crew Chat, 11:05pm
Li Cu: what’s up losers I’m outside
Li Cu: someone come on and open the damn door
Wang Meng: Language:(
Li Cu: fine, someone come on and open the damn door please
Snake Eyes Chat, 7:00am
Wu Xie: hey are you awake? Sorry I missed you coming in:) was finishing up some work. How was the end of your first semester? Did that geology paper go well? Did the food budget work out or do you need some extra money next semester?
Li Cu: yeah about your work
Li Cu: heard a little rumor
Li Cu: about you going through some stuff during ur recent trip
Li Cu: some stuff you maybe forgot to mention
Li Cu: and you told me we gotta check in with stuff, so this is me checking in, okay
Wu Xie: oh? What stuff?
Li Cu: idk just like
Li Cu: THE STUFF WITH YOU ALMOST FUCKING DYING FOR FUCKING MONTHS AND THE WAREHOUSE SHIT AND ERJING AND PEOPLE HURT YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A THUNDER CITY AND NOONE FUCKING CALLED ME ABT THOSE PARTS ONCE
Wu Xie: oh. That stuff.
Li Cu: yeah asshat I’m in the kitchen whenever you’re ready to explain your fucking bullshit. Also you’re out of milk wtf how am I supposed to make breakfast here
Main Chat, 11:14am
Wu Xie: okay so it’s possible I fucked up a little bit.
Wang Pangzi: THERES JUST SO MUCH YOU COULD BE REFERRING TO I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START
Zhang Qiling: What’s wrong?
Honorary Wu Chat, 11:30am
Wang Pangzi: KID IM SO SORRY THAT PUNK IS A TRAINWRECK BUT YOU KNEW THAT
Wang Meng: Welcome home, Li Cu <3 not much has changed, ultimately.
Wang Pangzi: IT DIDNT EVEN OCCUR TO ME THAT HE WOULDNT TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ONCE THE REST OF US FIGURED IT OUT
WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
Li Cu: it’s okay. not your fault, uncle. Doesn’t matter how I found out. Wait wait hold on what do you mean “the rest of us figured it out” who figured it out
Wang Pangzi: SAY HELLO LIU SANG
Liu Sang: …hello.
Wang Pangzi: SAY MORE THAN THAT.
Liu Sang: uh…so you’re Wu Xie’s protégé, huh?
Li Cu: oh well howdy there homewrecker
Liu Sang: Excuse me??
Zhang Qiling: I think someone on the roof is calling me and I should go find out.
Wang Meng: I would also very much like to be removed from this conversation.
Wang Pangzi: AHAHAHAHA KIDDO IVE MISSED YOU
Li Cu: all I’m saying is aren’t you the little creep who’s obsessed with Xiao Ge
Liu Sang: ???
Zhang Qiling: Li Cu is referring to a brief period of irrational thought on Wu Xie’s part, where he mistakenly believed you to be a threat to our relationship.
Liu Sang: what do you mean a threat??
Wang Pangzi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIANZHEN HAD “A BRIEF PERIOD OF IRRATIONAL THOUGHT”
YOUVE MET YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT
Wang Meng: can you please take me off this chat.
Liu Sang: Wait, so Wu Xie told you about me, but…reading between the lines, he didn’t mention the cancer or anything bad that happened? Oh yikes.
Li Cu: don’t change the subject “Liu Sang”
if that is your real name
Like yeah you’re right abt it but still
just saying
heard you got good ears but I’ve got snake powers
kinda
so like no more funny business okay you superhearing harlot
Wang Meng: LANGUAGE, LI CU. IN THIS HOUSE WE SHOW GOOD MANNERS.
Wang Pangzi: LMAO OH DO WE NOW
Zhang Qiling: Li Cu, this is all unnecessary and childish. Please apologize.
Li Cu: you say that now bruh but apparently you weren’t complaining when he was all “idol this” and “idol that”
oh and hey Wang Meng while we’re here can I show you my business class grade report later bc Wu Xie is all “what matters is that you learned and enjoyed the experience” blah blah all eat pray love you know how he gets and I want to actually discuss areas to improve so that when I take over this joint I do better than Wu Xie? Tho that shouldnt be hard lol
Wang Meng: hurtful but accurate. I’ll bring my best red pen:)
Liu Sang: oh my god. I’m too jetlagged to keep up with any of this.
Wang Pangzi: BEST. DAY. EVER. IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS FOR HEI XIAZI.
Not A Homewrecker Chat, 11:52am
Liu Sang: Okay, we started off on the wrong foot.
Li Cu: I agree let’s start over
Start with how your little prank game almost got ppl killed
Liu Sang: And I seriously regret that. But we moved past that.
Wow, he seriously skipped over so much bullshit but didn’t skimp on mine, huh.
Li Cu: AHA so you ADMIT IT
Liu Sang: I’d like to think I’ve grown since then. That I’ve come to see Xiao Ge as a person and mentor, rather than an idol. I count Pangzi and Wu Xie as my close friends. I’m going to be staying here with them right now, I hope you can be okay with that.
Li Cu: see in my head you were going to be a lot less mature about it and I had a bunch of great follow-up insults planned
Liu Sang: I figured. I’d like us to be friends, though. Or at least not enemies.
Li Cu: okay but only bc you don’t know me yet so you won’t judge too much for this and I need to get this out to somebody I’ve been thinking about it for hours and my friends are still in finals and I’m stressing a little bit maybe
Liu Sang: ?
Li Cu: I yelled at dad
*Wu Xie sorry autocorrect
Liu Sang: …uh huh.
Li Cu: I yelled at him earlier. for keeping all that stuff from me. He started crying
Liu Sang: Wu Xie has been pretty emotional since we got back. Not necessarily your fault.
Li Cu: I made him cry right there at the kitchen sink and it felt like maybe the worst thing I’ve ever done
Snake venom and stabbings, no tears
Me saying I wouldn’t have gone to his funeral, all tears
Which I know was shitty to say but I was really mad
Liu Sang: If it’s any consolation, I think Wu Xie can understand the concept of being led by his emotions to make bad decisions…better than most people.
Li Cu: Xiao Ge came in then and looked weird
Like weirder than usual
Like he didn’t know which of us to be more mad at
Liu Sang: A common problem for the iron triangle, I understand.
Li Cu: I just ran out I didn’t have words right then and I feel stupid
but whenever they come back from their walk I’m gonna say sorry and stuff bc i could’ve come home to his funeral and I’m mad about it but also like. I could have come home to his funeral. I can get mean when I’m in a freakout mood. It’s not like I was scared or anything at all I don’t get scared really anymore ever but just like. Freaked out.
Liu Sang: He’s probably going to say sorry, too.
Li Cu: sorry I called you a homewrecker. Didn’t mean to slut-shame either
Liu Sang: I admit that after the initial shock, it was pretty funny. Super hearing harlot, it should be on my business card;)
Li Cu: this situation with Wu Xie is weird but kinda good ya know. And I have these freakouts sometimes that something maybe bad could happen to this situation. So consider this a shovel talk. But like, also not a shovel talk at the same time.
also I appreciate you saving his life and whatnot
Liu Sang: Noted. Now. Coffee?
Li Cu: sounds sick.
Be in the kitchen in 10. You can pick out what we watch for the household tv show tonight. no way is Wu Xie choosing some dry documentary about gravestone rubbings again. Pangzi just watches real housewives reruns and Xiao Ge won’t watch tv after he caught the last half hour of A Walk To Remember. Also i need my phone now to send some $ to Hei Xiazi since I owe him for…providing some intel
Liu Sang: Not even surprised.
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murder-by-sk8board · 2 years
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Sk8 Future AU
Characters ages + professions
Reki - 24 - Very well-known board designer/maker. Also he's very popular at S (he just wants to skate ya' know? Have fun!) His brand is very well liked among the skating community. He's got an online shop with basic boards he designed and he also takes custom orders. He can make you a custom board sort of like the way he originally made Langa's as well, (he will watch you skate and design one based of your skating style and add/remove things that would be helpful all that stuff) but it takes time obv and of course he charges a fair price for it. (Langa's the only one getting a free board around here. He's got a business to run.) He doesn't do/get requests for these types of custom boards very often tho. Reki's boards are sold either online or exclusively at Dope Sketch. My son making money doing what he is good at and enjoys :) He is also attending school for graphic design and business management.
Langa - 25 - MODEL LANGA MODEL LANGA MODEL LANGA! Kid got scouted by not one. but TWO different modeling agencies in his third year. He and Reki were just wondering around Tokyo when they went to watch one of Miya's competitions and yeah. (Reki definitely could be a model too, I agree. don't @ me.) Anyways. Langa works for some really good modeling agency or whatever and is actually very well known. (Rich Bitch) He started modeling a little bit, towards the end of third year, and then after graduation started doing it full-time (or whatever the fuck "full-time" means in the modeling industry) He is still popular at S and he and Reki go all the time.
Miya - 18 - High school third year. Pro skater. Went to the Olympics once :) Won Bronze. This kid is still very much a sassy little bitch that is very good at skating. Still goes to S of course. Looking at going to university for game developing. He lives with Joe and Cherry. I like to think that Miya got emancipated from his parents when he was 16 bc they are neglectful and only care about the money he is making them with his skating and Matchablossom took him in.
Hiromi - 30 - After his manager married her bf and left, he became the manager of Tulip. This guy loves his job and is great. After his manager left, he dropped the overly sweet borderline weird act. Obv he's still a very nice guy because Hiromi is actually a very nice guy, I just mean that he is a little bit more natural. He's not using that high pitched customer service voice all the time and started to style his hair in a mohawk regularly rather than doing that god awful combed down tuft on top if his head. His coworkers/subordinates all really like him. He dads his one high school employee sometimes mostly definitely on accident but come on man she's a kid and needs to be taken care of. He is living the dream of being a punk rocker working in a flower shop. 100% the kind of metalhead that will beat you up if you say anything about BABYMETAL not being a real metal band. Still attends S frequently.
Kojiro and Kaoru - 37 - Still doing what they're doing and being amazing I love them. They are married and also adopted a baby recently. The go to S sometimes but not a whole lot. They are, as Miya calls them, Old People. When they adopted the baby, they made extra sure that Miya would be okay with it and that he knew they didn't care for him any less (bc this kid has self-worth and abandonment issues.) Miya actually ended up picking her name. Kojiro and Kaoru couldn't decide whose last name she should have (and also thought that hyphenating would be too long) so Miya chimed in that she could have Nanjo for her family name, and her given name be Sakura. Best of both. Nanjo Sakura is six months old, and Matchablossom have had her for four. She is very cute and adorable and she turned Kaoru soft. This man wasn't even completely sure about dealing with a child younger than 15 until he met her. Kojiro continues to make fun of him for it.
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icharchivist · 3 years
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okay no actually i have reasons to complain about Why Was This Scene Removed From The Anime!!!
Azuma is barely introduced but you already get to know quite a bit about him from this scene alone which is that he’s STARVING for friendship, for companionship. 
some punks, who knew Banri, appeared and started to beat up Juza, who didn’t want to fight back to not stain the Company’s reputation. Banri came and started to get angry and tried to defend Juza while the punks were laughing. 
and Azuma saw all of that, and managed to come, pretending to have called the police, to make the punks run away and make sure those two were safe.
so the scene already establish that Azuma can be interested into acting with the stun he pulled (and i mean when you play the game you already know he’ll join later anyway - he’s your second look at what the Winter Troupe will be, since you know of Tasuku by then, so you already see two good actors will shape out winter) 
It establishes also Azuma’s helpful nature and how he can keep a calm head in a crisis and knows how to act on it.
you see him with his cool and nice aura, his soft voice, worrying about Juza’s condition...
and this. 
(I GOT LONG AGAIN I SWEAR IM NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE)
Because like Juza and Banri are still acting like they’re fighting all the time, tho at this point it is already a friendship (no take back guys!) but Azuma can see straight through them and see that they are concerned for each other. 
And he’s envious of that... he wants that. He who has always been alone, who kept people at distance his whole life. To see friends who would be there for one another, protect one another... and he gets so envious. 
Considering how much the Winter Troupe will especially shape later on on the fact they’re trying to help each other recover from their trauma, especially when things will become more tricky, that they will want to protect each other, this already introduce you to that. 
(ALSO BECAUSE arguably it’s Azuma’s vulnerability that really got the Winter Troupe to DISCUSS how they want to be there for one another. There were instances where they’re showing they care, like especially Homare saying upright he wants the team to open up, but it’s when Azuma breaks in Nocturnality that the whole team actually discuss in depth about how much they want to take care of one another. bc they all try to keep a strong face about it and it’s Azuma’s relapse there that really got them to establish honestly what they want to do all together, not just Homare telling it while the rest of the troupe are thinking and Homare can read what they think. Honesty!! god i’m not ready to get to talk about Nocturnality help me. ANYWAY MY POINT WAS THAT to have Azuma be driven to the Company because of Juza and Banri protecting each other especially when Juza is vulnerable, and him being envious of that, builds up how he wants that from the Winter Troupe and they take some time to get there but eventually when Azuma gets to show his weakness this is exactly what he gets!! just, more psychological protection and all. God i have so much to say about Azuma’s arc help)
I also find it super sweet that Azuma can get to see Juza and Banri, who arguably look the most dangerous of the troupe, and still see their softness, their caring side. It also establishes how good Azuma is at reading people.
On top of that, the fact later Banri and Juza both comments on the air Azuma had about him then builds up to the fact that once Azuma shows up at the audition later, they’re both pretty comfortable with him being here, and imo i find it especially sweet because Azuma is coming in alone, in a place he’s hoping he won’t be alone into anymore, and those two kids recognize him and are happy to see him, almost ready to welcoming home already, already having people to welcome him home.
It also shows him on the job which is still interesting per se because the anime cut absolutly every scenes of Azuma *working*, though this one isn’t the worst cut (still angry at them cutting all of Azuma’s relapse later), and it’s just nice to have actually physical evidence of what Azuma’s job entailled.
So yeah i’m still super salty that they just reduced Azuma’s first appearance to him seeing the play on closing night (even if it did give a cute scene with Kumon), and then when at the audition, Juza and Banri don’t know him and he has to say “oh i was interested by seeing you two acts” like, yeah in the game it’s explicit but in the anime it just ends up isolating him more, it removes this opening he can have with those two, a first step with his new home.
am i nippicky because i’m an Azuma stan to my core?? of COURSE i am!!! Do i see why the anime removed it? I GUESS but i’m not going to be REASONABLE about it!!! i care about this scene i care about Azuma i’m just :(((
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versatilewindow · 4 years
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My Mortal Enemy
Find it on Ao3
Summary: I saw a tumblr post that said, reader insert fic but make it about being enemies instead of lovers, and I immediately came up with this. Read either as an OC or yourself as you go about your day, and finish by curb stomping Sasuke. First chapter is an OC, inspired by the writing style in My Immortal. The second chapter is the same plot but reader insert, inspired by cringey wattpad writing.
A/N: Repost bc i hated the format it was in before. In case it is not clear, this is satire, anyway hope it makes you giggle, also ao3 has a reader version in chapter 2, its the same thing but y/n instead of the oc
I, Blake Dracon’ia Lunacy Crow Wentz, woke up in my cozy bed in Konoha and turned on my favorite Waterparks song (A/N: I know they don't exist in the Naruto world but suc my pp i can do what i want XP) No one else I know listens to them, but I guess I'm quirky like that. I got out of bed and looked in the mirror, I have long midnight black hair (which matches my soul xD) and have two different colored orbs, one pink, and one that's almost darker than my hair. I then turned my attention downward to my big ol’ honkin tiddies. They have been huge since I started puberty when I was 11, now I am 18 and they are impossibly large. Continuing downward I saw my tiny, 24 inch waist; that in combination with my humongo tiddies and juicy earthquake creating ass made me the object of every boy’s attention. I mean my cheeks are just constantly clapping as I walked it made being a sneaky ninja so hard DX, like if I were to run or twerk it would cause a 8.0 earthquake, and if I were sprinting or throwing it back for a real one, it also creates a sonic boom, shattering every eardrum in a 100 yard radius. All of these problems are manageable tho bc I have the tightest, moistest, Gorilla Grip™ coochie, like it sounds like a fresh pot of Kraft mac n cheese.
Then I got changed into my favorite clothes. I put on a v-neck fishnet bodysuit and black Sleeping with Sirens crop top, which was just the right length to cover my nips, and show off the tattoo on my stomach that said “For my vampire boyfriend’s eyes only” with two arrows pointing downwards and upwards. I also put on cute pink leather assless chaps with a lot of chains on them, with a checkered studded belt to hold them up. Then I pulled on my ginormous 12 inch stilettos that have skulls and glitter all over them (If you think the way she dresses is “slutty” then get da hell out of here!!!!) Then I put my super long black hair into high pigtails which made me super Kawaii!!! And then I did my make up. Yes I put on makeup, but not for anyone, I do it for me, so that the outside matches the inside. I used stickers and blush to make it look like there were heart freckles on my face and I put my eyeliner on so that it looked super sharp and pointy. I also made my lipstick look like I had just eaten a cherry popsicle, so it was super concentrated in the center and faded out. To finish off the look, I put on my ninja forehead guard, but tied it around my super tiny waist and I was ready to go out and get groceries.
I had finished getting my groceries, which were mainly dumplings, takis, and Monster energy drink, when I saw HIM, my mortal enemy, Sasuke Uchiha. Ever since the academy, we hated each other, it was a constant battle to see who was more angst, emo, punk, and goth than the other. He doesn't even care about his friends!!! So not punk or Cash Money! I mean I also had a tragic backstory. My dad was an Uchiha, who had an affair with a Hyuga, meaning I was born with both types of dojutsu, then when I was two, they were both killed by Madara Uchiha, who then watched over me until the actual Sage of Six Paths beat him up and he gave me the Rinnegan, and made me capable of using all the powers of the tailed beasts (even the ten-tails!!;!!,.!!) And no, despite all of this I am NOT op. Point blank periodt!!!!
Anyway Sasuke and I caught eyes because the clap of my ass cheeks alerted him from across the street, and he ran towards me activating his sharingan/rinnegan. But he was too late, had already used my Super Speed Shadow Asscheeks Jutsu, causing him to go deaf, and I activated my Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan Combo eyes. (I can use them all individually but this is my mortal enemy, so I can't take any chances >:3c) Because of my dojutsu. Sasuke just stood there, and I used my taijustu skills to beat the shit out of him.
By now we had attracted a huge crowd, Naruto was there, looking mad because I was beating up his boyfriend (If you dont think theyre boyfriends then you're homophobic!!/11) Sakura and Ino were also there clinging to each other for safety because while they used to like like Sasuke, they realized over the 4th Shinobi war that they were actually in love with each other and got married as soon as the battle was over!! (If you dont think Sakura and Ino would be girlfriends if Kishimoto actually knew how to write a well rounded female character then you’re still homophobic!!!) Then from the crowd I heard Shikamaru and Kakashi and Kurenai cheering me on!!!
“Yes girl curb stomp the shit out of him!!!”
“Show him who’s boss!!!”
“Teach him about what a Poser he is!!! He doesn’t even know who Brendon Urie is !!!!!”
That line got me really mad, How can you even pretend to be emo or punk without knowing who Brendon Urie is????????!!!!! >:^(((. So I concentrated all my chakra into my fist, (like Tsunade but came up with the move first!!!!) and Pummeled Sasuke in the solar plexus, and he flew off into the air, up in the sky to space, a la Team Rocket (If u dont kno who they are then ur the biggest chump ever!!!!!) And then Sasuke came back down and said that I was the most goth, emo, punk person in the whole Land of Fire, and apologized for not knowing who Brendon Urie is. I wish he stayed up in space, but that would’ve made Naruto sad, and he’s my 6th cousin 9th removed, and keeping my friends and family happy is part of my Ninja Way! Believe it!
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tarlos911ls · 4 years
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Title: Love is warm
Summary: Carlos gets shot and tk takes care of his boy. Really it’s just a flesh wound
Fandom: tarlos
Word count: 4,2k
Send me other fic ideas I’d love to write them! Send them to ohmicliffo! That’s my main I’m just can’t post there bc I’m not in the tags!
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“Shot? What do you mean shot?” As soon as he heard the word fall from Michelle’s mouth accompanied by Carlos's name Tk could feel all of the hair on his body stand on end. His limbs stiffened and his foot began to bounce anxiously as his mind raced a mile a minute. Carlos was shot? His Carlos? well.. Not his carlos.. they weren’t dating. But his adjacent. Shot. He was shot. The man he had just seen this morning. The same man that insisted on making him breakfast because it was the most important meal of the day even though Tk always said a granola bar was enough.
“I’m Sorry I just assumed you would have already heard about it..” Michelle spoke as she raised her brows, her face set in that natural doe look she always sported. Obviously not planning to be the one that told Tk the news.
“Is he alright?” Judd was the first one to speak up right behind Tk. His voice startled him, not realizing his other team members had slowly gathered around, equally as taken back when they heard their fellow serviceman had been injured in the line of duty. Injuries of any variety were never easy let alone being shot.
“Yes, yes. It was early in his shift.. It was some punk robbing a convenience store while he was on patrol. nicked him in his side. He was already cleared at noon to go home.” Michelle raised her voice to address the group that had gathered around but everyone knew her words were still pointed at Tk.
Home. He was home already. And he still hadn’t heard about it. He glanced at the clock. He was cleared from the hospital 5 hours ago. Tk was going to give him hell. He took a deep breath and sighed heavily dropping his head as a mix of annoyance and concern raced through his body.
“Home. That’s a good thing. That means he wasn’t hurt too badly.“ Tk felt a hand clasp against his shoulder. Looking back he was met by his father's concerned gaze like he knew exactly what Tk was thinking. Of course he did. Owen strands voice carried a weight about it. A voice you weren't going to question no matter how worried you were. Tk knew he was right, Home was a good thing and he didn’t technically have a right to be annoyed that Carlos didn’t inform him himself. They weren’t dating or anything. Tk turned his head away trying to gather his thoughts while the rest of the crew continued to question michelle on the incident but Tk was too lost in thought to really hear what any one was saying.
“Go, Tk” He heard his father speak again this time directly to him in a low whisper. “ I know you’re not gonna be able to be much help out here if you can’t stop thinking about if he’s okay or not.” Owen patted his sons shoulder and gave him a reassuring smile “We will be fine here for the afternoon. Go on.” Tk gave him a thankful nod before he rushed off.
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Tk had every intention of giving Carlos a piece of his mind as soon as he got to his house. He would keep a stern face and reprimand him for not mentioning it to him as soon as he was cleared from the hospital.He had practiced what he was going to say on the drive over. ‘You should have called me’ ‘ what did your hands get shot off you couldn’t text me?’ 5 hours from the time he was cleared from the to the time Tk actually heard about it from Michelle. ‘5 hours Carlos!!’ he would say.
But now standing in Carlos's doorway as the door swung open all of his annoyance washed away. Tk took an involuntary step forward as he took in a deep breath holding it as his eyes scanned over Carlos's body looking for any missing limbs or large open wounds. the fact michelle said it grazed him didn’t stop Tk’s mind from wandering. There he was in all of his glory, standing in a tight fitting tank top and police academy sweatpants. He was seemingly okay other than the obvious bandage against his waist highlighted from the tight fitting tank top.. Even with the tired bags forming under his eyes Carlos still managed to muster up a smile as soon as he saw Tk.
“ Hey tiger.” Carlos greeting like it was just a regular visit.
“You were shot” Were the first words Tk was able to muster up finally letting go of the breath he was holding.
“Yes.” Carlos gave a simple nod stepping aside allowing the shorter male to come in “But i am okay.” He added on keeping his voice steady more for Tk’s sake than his own.
“ You didn’t call me”
“I’m sorry.. I just don't exactly know how to start that conversation.” Carlos scratched at the back of his head his face contorting apologetically. “Hey, I got shot. I'm okay though.” Carlos raised his hands and pretended to type like he was typing on his phone to send a text. “ That’s not exactly the best way to find out.”
“Well neither was finding out from michelle.” Tk huffed his lips forming into a slight pout as they stood in the middle of Carlos's living room.
“ Really? She has such a nice aura about her I figured that was the best way to find out.” Carlos spoke playfully before he took a step closer to Tk placing his hands on his shoulders attempting to calm and reassure the other. “I’m sorry.” He quickly added. “ I should have told you.. It’s just been a long day. I’m sorry I worried you. I’m okay really. It was just a few stitches” Carlos flashed Tk a sweet smile as if the smile would drive home the point that he was okay. He took a step forward wrapping his arms around the shorter mall pulling him in for a hug. The hug leaned towards his uninjured side. It may have just been a few stitches but it still hurt like a bitch
“ I’m sorry, it's just. It was hard to hear. I know it’s part of the job but..."Tk kept the hug short only wrapping an arm around his good side not wanting to hurt him further. He took a step back and kept his gaze to Carlos's neck avoiding his eyes. But Carlos wasn’t having any of that. He placed his thumb and pointer finger under Tk’s chin tilting his head back slowly so he had no choice but to look up at him meeting his eyes. Tk could feel a weight lift off his shoulders as soon as their gazes locked into each other. Something about Carlos put him at ease. Those brown eyes drove his crazy and relaxed him at the same time.
“ Tyler Kennedy, I’m okay.” Carlos spoke with a soft authority as his thumb carefully caressed Tk’s chin. Tk couldn’t stop himself from leaning into the gentle touch.
“You were the one shot. I’m supposed to be taking care of you, shouldn't i? Not the other way around” Tk teased with another exasperated huff pointed towards his own dramatics. Carlos only smiled down at him with a type of fondness that Tk had never seen before. A type of fondness that filled his body with a new found warmth and love that he was just wanted to hold onto and keep forever.
“Maybe I like taking care of you.” Carlos raked his fingers though Tk’s hair slowly as his thumb moved to glide against his cheek bones. “Look. I have to change the bandages. You can see that it's not so bad.”
Normally Tk wasn’t the type to gawk at new injuries but he couldn't lie and say his interest wasn’t slightly peaked as carlos pulled him back to his bathroom. Tk would have gotten distracted by Carlos's torso if it wasn’t for the little wince that flashed over his face when he raised his shirt up over his chest.
“Are you in a lot of pain?” He couldn’t help but ask as he watched Carlos thoroughly wash his hands.there against his left hip was a large square bandage about 12 inches on each side.
“Yes.” Carlos admitted before he began pulling on the adhesive. “But I have been through worse.” He added calmly. Tk made a mental note to ask what exactly ‘worse’ meant before his attention was pulled to the wound that was revealed. It Looked about 7 inches long held together by a string of stitches. Around the wound was an accumulation of dried blood and a darkening purplish bruise. Tk took a step closer as he watched Carlos drag an alcohol pad carefully around the stitches removing any dried blood or debris. Once he was satisfied he grabbed another large bandage pulling back a protective seal to reveal the adhesive edges. Carlos carefully lined it up to his side in the mirror and smoothed it over his skin making sure it would stick.
“See? I will be juuuuust fine” Carlos dragged out his words as he straightened his body and pulled his shirt back down flashing Tk an award winning smile. Tk took another step forward and raised a hand placing it against Carlos's shoulder.
“We should uh. Sit. shouldn’t you be resting or something?”
“In my defense i was trying to until there was a knock on my door.” Carlos couldn;t help but tease. “ No, I’m kidding. I should be but.. I can't. I usually sleep on that side so it’s just a little difficult. I was just watching come tv in my room.. Come on.” Carlos flicked off the light in his bathroom and shut the door behind him. It was Tk that reached for Carlos's hand, intertwining their fingers for the short walk to Carlos's bedroom. He let Carlos climb into the bed first making himself comfortable in his little cocoon of blankets and pillows.
“Come here” Carlos raised his arm beckoning Tk to lay at his side. Tk simply shook his head not budging.
“No. no way i’m not gonna risk hitting your side.”
“Tk.”
“Carlos..”
Carlos grumbled rolling his eyes in the man's direction before he slowly repositioned himself so there was room on his other side. He patted his bed next to him waiting for Tk to join him. Tk kicked off his shoes and climbed into the plush bed. Instead of laying next to him to cuddle up to Carlos's side, Tk sat up slightly higher allowing Carlos to be the one to cuddle in close to him.
“I’ll allow it.” Carlos said with a faux annoyance as he rested his head against Tk’s chest. He let out a content sigh as one of Tks hands went straight to Carlos's hair slowly carding through it as the pari found instant comfort in each other's presence. Tk knew he wasn’t good with words. He never really was, even in his last relationships he always struggled to find the words that matched up with his feelings. Now was no different.
“Do you want to talk about it?” Tk had asked.
“I’m afraid it's not that crazy of a story.” Carlos smiled telling the day back as if it was just a boring article about a sale on produce in the local paper. “I was patrolling when I noticed a few people frantically running out of a small corner store. I ran in and saw a boy no older than 18 holding up this frail old lady at gunpoint for what was in her cash register. Well I startled him and his gun went off. I don't even think he purposely fired the trigger because as soon as he did he dropped the gun and raised his hands in surrender. The fast turn over I've ever had to deal with.” Tk held his breath at the retelling as he peered up at the ceiling quietly.
“When.. when i heard that you were hurt...i” His words came out quiet and choppy like he couldn’t find his train of thought. He knew they had already gone over this when Tk had first gotten to carlo’s home. But he couldn’t help but emphasize. This time around he spoke with more emotion, His goal not to communicate annoyance about not being told but to communicate his feelings for the other man. They weren’t dating which was mostly Tks doing. He hadn’t been ready for that level of commitment. But he couldn’t help the emotion that washed over him
Carlos understood. He knew exactly what feelings Tk was trying to convey. That feeling in the pit of your stomach when you find out someone close to you was injured. A feeling that haunted every one of your thoughts nagging at you reminding you of life's cruel misfortunes. A feeling that wouldn’t go away even long after finding out that person was okay.Carlos kept quiet wanting Tk to be able to get his words out without interruption. He needed him to know that his thoughts and feelings would be listened to in full and not disregarded.
“ When i heard it i just..I was so afraid. Even after michelle told me it was just a flesh wound. I was so afraid.” Tk leaned his head down burying his face into Carlos's hair letting himself take in the man’s sent. It was growing to be one of Tk’s favorite smells. “ I hate the idea of anything happening to you. Of … losing you.” Tk finally admitted. Carlos tightened his arm around Tk’s torso. Of course the fear came from Carlos being hurt but the real fear was what if that bullet was higher and a little bit more to the right.
“I’m afraid too you know..” Carlos pulled back just slightly so he could look up at Tk. he laid his cheek against his shoulder as he idly played with the necklace that always hung around Tk’s neck. “The idea of you walking into a burning building and not coming out..” Tk’s eyes wondered over Carlos's tired face studying each line, crevice, and carve like he was trying to memorize what he looked like in this moment. “ I know it’s part of the job. But it will never be easy.. Watching the people you care about put themselves in compromising and life threatening positions like that. But we do it for a reason right? To help people. To protect our community.”
“Definitely doesn't mean it's easy. Even when I watch my dad go in to help someone it's hard. But with my dad it's like… I’m there to help if he needs me too. With you.. I can’t protect you when you go out there.” Tk chewed on the inside of his lip oblivious to why a devilish grin grew on Carlos's lips “what?” he asked.
“Aw, you wanna protect me, ty?” Carlos asked in a sing song voice pinching playfully at Tk’s side. Tk rolled his eyes with a dramatic sigh before he grabbed the tv remote.
“Just watch your stupid show and go to sleep before i smother you with your own pillow!” Tk shoved the remote into Carlos's hand, unable to hide his smile or the blush that flooded his cheeks.
“If i fall asleep can you wake me up in a few hours? I have to change my bandage again.” Tk nodded at the question grabbing his phone setting an alarm for himself in a couple hours to wake up the man.
“I’ve got you, Officer.” He showed him the screen and smiled before setting it on the bedside table. Both of the men turned their attention to the tv as Carlos pressed play on his show hoping to keep his mind occupied from the slight dull pain in his side.
Tk hadn’t noticed how long the pair was laying there in bed until the sun shining through the window turned to deeper oranges and pinks until it settled into purples and blues engulfing the room in darkness. He reached over to turn on the bedside lamp restoring light to the room. It wasn’t until he turned back that he noticed Carlos had actually fallen asleep against his side. His breathing fell into a steady rhythm and his face appeared peaceful. The image next to him caused a calmness to settle over Tk. he grabbed the remote gently from Carlos limp hand and turned the tv off not wanting the man to wake up from a sudden loud noise.
Tk didn’t mind the silence. Usually he would do everything in his power to drown out the silence with idle music or noise of some kind not wanting his own thoughts to flood his mind. But now it was different. Now there was carlos. Instead of the usual anxious thoughts that raced through his mind there was carlos. now was his opportunity to really study the man without feeling weird about staring.His eyes wandered over his face admiring his beauty from the way his eyelashes gently laid against his tanned skin or the way his lipos formed a natural pout like they were begging to be kissed. And boy did Tk want to kiss him. Now more than ever.
Tk raised a hand dragging a thumb slowly over the side of Carlos's face caressing his smooth skin from his temple, over his pronounced cheek bone, to the curve off his ears, down his jaw, gently over his bottom lip, and then barely ghost up the bridge of his nose. Tk could get lost like this. He knew it would be easy to let himself fall into everything that Carlos was at this point. He could get used to the smell of his sheets, the routine of getting up early in the morning for breakfast instead of just grabbing a granola bar at the last minute. He could get accustomed to what degree to turn the knobs in the shower for the perfect temperature shower.
And his body. Tk could get lost in Carlos's body. The way those arms wrapped around him after a long day of work, their lips melting together in a passionate kiss, Carlos’s hand finding its way to the hold the back of Tk’s head while their bodies molded together easily like they were made to fit into each other perfectly. Maybe the risk of loss would be worth it this time around. People always ask him when he gets overly anxious “Does the risk match the reward?” Normally his answer would be no. But with carlos.. The reward was double. The opportunity to have Carlos even for a little while outweighed any fear he had.
Tk hummed softly to himself leaning his body closer to Carlos’s sleeping frame gently resting his forehead against Carlos's enjoying their closeness. He couldn’t help but melt when he felt the way Carlos leaned into him even in his sleep further forming their bodies together. Tk relaxed fully prepared to sleep just like this with their foreheads pressed together. That was until the alarm on his phone sounded.
“Shit!” Tk quietly grumbled as he jolted away grabbing at his phone to turn off the alarm. He looked back at the sleep man staying very still for a long moment while Carlos stirred making sure he didn’t fully wake him up. The bandage. Tk thought to himself as he chewed on the inside of his lip. He couldn’t bring himself to wake up Carlos knowing how hard it was for him to get to sleep in the first place. Slowly, Tk pulled back Carlos's shirt eyeing up the injury.. Maybe he could do it? Tk had asked himself. As long as he was gentle Carlos probably wouldn’t even notice and it was important that he got sleep.
Tk kept his movements slow and silent as he swung his legs over the side of the bed. The coolness of the hardwood floor against Tks bearfeet sent a quick shiver up his spine as he stood up walking back to the bathroom. Thoroughly, he washed his hands the with antibacterial soap carlos had next to his sink before he grabbed the supplies he needed to help his … friend? Boyfriend..? Companion? Tk pushed the thought away as he padded his way back to carlos’s bed side setting his bandages and little alcohol pads on the bedside table.
Keeping his eyes glued to Carlos's face for any movement, Tk began removing the previous bandage. He kept one hand on Carlos’s side while the other pulled on the adhesive strip making sure that his skin wasn’t tugged too much. It took longer than it would have normally if it weren't for not wanting to wake the sleeping man but eventually Tk removed the used bandage folding it up and discarding it in the nearby bin. The stitched up wound didn’t look bad this time around. The bruise was still a mix of vibrant purples and blues but there wasn’t much dried up blood. Tk grabbed one of the alcohol pads very gently dragging it around the area until he was satisfied it was cleaned the same way Carlos did it a few hours ago. Grabbing for the new bandage Tk pulled back the protective strip revealing the adhesive edges before he lined it up with Carlos’s side. Again Tk watched carlos’s face for any movements or signs of discomfort as he smoothed the edges against carlos’s skin making sure it stayed where it was supposed to be. Once he was all finished he pulled Carlos's shirt back down over his torso and pulled one of the thin blankets up around him like he was loosely tucking him into bed. Finally he gathered up all of the leftover trash and dropped them all into the bin to be properly disposed of later.
Tk turned his attention back to carlos unable to stop himself from leaning forward to press a gentle kiss to carlos’s forehead.
“Hmm.” a soft little hum fell from Carlos’s hips as he stirred in bed again his eyes fluttered open once Tk looked down at him.
“ What? I did all of that and you wake up when I kiss your forehead?” Tk kept his voice quiet like he was still afraid to interrupt the man's slumber.
“ What can I say? I’m a sucker for your lips” Carlos easily teased, his words slurring together but was quickly followed with “ Wait..? All of.. What?” Carlos asked his voice deep and groggy still riddled with sleep.
“I uh. Changed your bandages.. I didn’t want to wake you. It was going fine until I kissed your forward.” Tk said with a tone that seemed almost embarrassed for performing the nice gesture.Carlos opened his eyes fully at this looking up at Tk with those same fond eyes as earlier.
“ Don’t look at me like that carlos!” Tk turned his head away
“You did that for me? So you wouldn’t have to wake me up?” A smile tugged on the corners of Carlos's lips. It was Carlos's turn to have that warmth spread through his body. The realization that someone really cared for you. Maybe Tk wasn’t good with words but he was good with action. Instead of long declarations of love all of Tks feelings went into the action he performed. Like going out of his way to take care of Calos even just to let him sleep a little bit longer. Love wasn’t always the words you said to someone. It was the little things and he liked these little things with Tk.
“ Obviously it wasn't a well thought out plan. Just no forehead kisses next time.” Tk walked to the other side of the bed pulling the little string on the bedside lamp sliding back into this warm spot. Carlos’s eyes followed him the whole way with that same smile and those same fond eyes.
“No. no i like forehead kisses do not take those off of your todo lists. I don’t mind being woken up like that.” Carlos added reaching arm out pulling Tk into his side this time willing Tk to lay his head on Carlos's chest “come here you won’t hurt me. I promise.” Carlos added wanting to reassure him before Tk even got a chance to voice his concern.
“Hey” Carlos nudged softly placing his thumb and pointer fingers under Tk’s chin pulling his face up so they were looking at each other. Without much warning Carlos leaned down and pressed a gentle kiss to Tk’s lip for the first time that night. It didn’t grow in passion and it wasn’t rough it was just a soft reminder that he was there. They were together and everything was going to be okay. Carlos dragged his thumb over Tk’s jaw as their lips pulled apart with a sweet smile. Tk sighed contently as he laid his cheek against Carlos’s broad chest making sure none of his limbs were close to his wounds. Having the comfort of Tk in his arms, it was easy for Carlos to slip back into sleep with Tk close behind both men taking solace in each other's warmth.
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