#bc like. somebody's gotta do it.

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: There's no way he likes me back.

Charles: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

MC: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp mc #ikevamp charles #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp incorrect quotes #okay like i feel terrible about this one but at the same time the way i WHEEZED #dazai ilysm and you dont deserve to be dragged like this but somebody's gotta do it #IM TAKING THE L #also hate that my other thought was: charles. charles why are you being so specific. #charles are you getting little gremlin ideas. CHARLES-- #i gotta hand it to him i was always stuck between being like #charles just bc ur master is a homicidal maniac does not mean murder is the answer to being with mc #charles: but are you sure #me: CHARLES. #charles: :3c #me: #me: he makes a very convincing argument-- #like do i approve? no #but you gotta appreciate his commitment to the bit #baby man appears what crimes will he commit

[sluttywoozi]

Now that boobie ranking is done, we need you to rank svt ass 😼😈😎🤯🥴🫣

i will rank the best! boobies are buildable and i know asses are too but a lot of that is genetics and a god given gift so i don't want to rank all the way to smallest bc it's simply out of their hands

scoups - our leader is the owner of the cakery and i would give anything to have even a slice 🙏 his thighs are 🤌 bc you gotta have infrastructure for an ass that astronomical

dino - like father like son! idk how he dances so well hauling that thing around but he does it somehow and i thank him for that every day

seungkwan - flat up top, fat down below 🙌 we love a balanced man

woozi - honerable mention, he's my ult i can't leave him out soz

#if there's anyone you think deserves to be here - i probs wanted them to be here too! #i went off what i could find on pinterest bc i do nawt have the patience to go through performance videos looking for the best asses #like i totally would don't get me wrong #but somebody's gotta write interlude 10 and that bitch has put it off long enough #that bitch being me #✨emily answers✨

[insert-neologism]

bad astrology by flower face

#yellowjackets #jackieshauna #ITS DONE OMG ITS FINISHED #what do I do now. with my life (ranking) #also ive decided i am gonna do literary analysis. on all of em #literally i have NO idea if anyone cares. well. i do bc I care and tbh that's enough to me #<- guys look im living so healthy #anyways this was a blast #hope somebody has at least discovered flower face trhu me bc its one of my fav artists #mitos incredible life #mine art tag #also im sorry the like long scenes 3 and 4 arent on beat :/ i love that song but it has so long instrumental stuff and idk what to do there #ALSO!! i had it all planned out like at least half in my docs (like always) #and then in the middle i was like 'omg what if I only show jackie-after-the-argument and shauna-after-jackies-dead' #(excluding the argument and the flashbacks (they used to hear us thru the floor)) #which was. restricting. very much #also meaning was changed (originally wanted jackie to have the line 'idc if ure not made for me' but the only scene i could think of was th #ure hungry for and that was the next scene already so.) #anyways this was originally gonna be lottienat before i started with The Shark In Your Water #bc I thiught it fit them SO well. (still do) but now I like have to get away from the jackieshauna thought and then ill do the lottienat #probably #omg also I want everyone (who has read this far. whoever would do that) to know i was running on like 25 screen #recordings and 3 jackieshauna scene packs form yt #that's why. I dknt have that many clips alright im not using like 10 scenes over n over on purpose #gotta go but im gonna make a wrap post thingy once im back slay #no actually I get like average 7 notes (<- that's a lie Idk bc I didnt count) but im proud of myself this is amazing #ive wanted to do smth similiar alr #but it was some album by alec benjamin and a different thing for every song (like a poem‚ a painting or a play) #but I lost motivation this is the first thing that i actually pulled though all the way I think #jackieshauna: The Shark In Your Water

[5oz-mud]

setting them up in my brain in the warmest coziest apartment before i start to absolutely microwave them.

#jeanpress #pressedjeans #theyre the ones microwaving my brain tbh #CAN SOMEBODY PLS TALK TO ME ABOUT JEANPRESS IM GOIN CRAZY IN MY ENCLOSURE <- guy with 27 page google doc #best jeanist #mr compress #mha #getting re-obsessed w this again. #winter months rly hit and i was like OK GUYS TIME TO DO EXACTLY WHAT INWAS DOING LAST WINTER #OH AND ALSO. one lung gang thing. I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH JEANIST TELLING HAWKS HE CAN LIVE WITH ONE LUNG. #LIKE. 1) you got hit in the ABDOMEN wtf are you on abt lungs for?? 2) NO YOU CANT ? #bro confused kidneys with lungs again 😂😂! classic ! #also idk if compresses injuries r actually his lungs it just looked like his whole side was blody idk idk im just out here having fun #opossum jeanist was literally just bc of a joke w my friend. #hakamada tsunagu #atsuhiro sako #half of these i made like. a year ago and half of them i made literally last night. u gotta guess which tho

[little-shiny-sharpies]

*through gritted teeth* don’t trust how you feel about your life after 9 pm or during your monthly hell, don’t trust how you feel about your life after 9 pm or during your-

#//vent #I feel so alone #whenever I’m jittery and excited and I gotta talk to somebody there’s never anybody there #usually because of time zones #everybody posted about how quarantine affected them but that’s just literally how I’ve lived my entire life #I want to get a shit job at Joanne’s I’m not kidding deadass I want to experience the mundane life everyone else but me has lived #I only go to town once every 4 months or so and I RELISH it. There’s a whole world out there. Look at all these people with lives as rich #and complex as my own. What I wouldn’t give to small talk with every single person in Fred’s and learn their passions and how they live #all I do is wake up feed clean and water animals that’s all I’ve ever done #I remember being in HS and loving lunch bc I could watch everybody laugh and eat and live #I never got to stay after school for activities bc my mom hated picking me up #I never got to go to parties past 10 yrs old bc my family was more important and they fucking hated me orbiting them #my family is all I’ve ever known and they don’t even realize how starved I am for contact #ANYTHING #ANYTHING AT ALL #ILL TAKE SOME OLD WHITE MAN HURLING SLURS AT ME I NEED TO FEEL ALIVE #I need to feel the bitter sting of life and live #and I don’t even have online friends to play with like yeah I occasionally talk to my besties on here #but I can’t bring myself to ask for anything more

[frazzledazzlin]

hope u guys don't mind me being a little queer sometimes and talking to myself in the tags, it helps clear my head since people can filter out rant posts easily

#bc i had not used this place in a while until late 2022 ive absolutely forgotten if i used to talk to myself in tags here before or not #i say this bc i now have people who actively see my art here n just throwing random rants here would be very rude so i prefer tags help #feels safer here too LOL #also feels a little scary but im sure that's normal for many that there are ppl who read all tags mein gott #NOT A BAD THING THAT PPL READ TAGS i wouldn't be writing anything if i wanted to kill people for reading tags lol #just stating observations aheem aheem #its like writing on a public bathroom's walls and people passing by to be like “damn bitch ok” /funny #also do not worry at all about how i express myself i do apologize if my words sometimes sound like im on the brink but like #violence is the only way i love to be expressive HELP #watch me be on the government watchlist for the shit ive said gootbyeeeeeeee #but do not feel worried i will be ok eventually every time. sometimes i just gotta explode oh so violently to deflate and feel normal again #WISH I COULD USE EMOJIS ON THIS DAMN PC #anyway the person im trying my damned to avoid is Sure Making It Difficult #at least the people i wanted to know why i was autotune crying baby for a while heard me out n im alive in that regard finally smile emoji #how long can you keep gently hinting you want to distance yourself from somebody until you lose your goddam mind and feel sweet relief when #they actually leave said group themselves after getting my blunt hints help help #oh i sound so fucking rude with just my side but mein gott i don't care bc it was never a serious thing to begin with #just shot my anger thru the roof for good reason and finalliegh im getting mutual distance from that person lol #never get close with ur fave artists worst mistake of my life /hj for real #u start off loving seeing them every time and then boom youre sad how things turned out every time you see them my god #also make sure ur minor friends dont feel like they need to mend things for the adults i feel so fucking sad for someone bc of this rn but #i talked to them n hopefully they understand aouhg. #anyway back to queer posting thats enough soup for today good god #ranting

[comradekarin]

black panther fandom ,,,,, such a kind and gracious fandom y’all are my brothers and sisters and folks ,,, but not to sound like im begging on my knees in a cvs candy aisle but i am politely asking for one (1) canon divergent au fic/headcanon/art on an erik killmonger and namora dynamic exploration,, as a treat

#I’ve grown attached #there’s nothing there honestly the vibes of this crack dynamic is just something I need someone to indulge in FOR ME #like somebody anybody hear me out !! I have hearing aids for the people that refuse to hear me as well !!! #it don’t even gotta be romantic just give me SOMETHING to work with bc I smell Iconique already #au where killmonger lives and is in wf events is so interesting bc even in the planes he’s still bitchy crying #then badass namora just flexing the whole movie like do I HAVE to make a case here folks !! #trust me bro I understand what I’m talking about just hEAR ME OUT #and not even like a college au or whatever GIMME SUM JUICY BESTIES #erik killmonger #black panther #namora #black panther wakanda forever #namora of talokan

[intergalacticaquarium]

Eddie and Max would've been the best combo bx their friendship would lead to a complete lack of personal safety but Eddie thinks he's doing like. A great job role modeling

(OK I realized this after I wrote it and this screenshot got more notes than the fic ever did but I feel like I should just say like. If ur gonna do something like that don't actually wrap the handle around ur wrist bc then you'll get dragged. Water skiing, sledding behind snowmobiles, skateboarding behind cars, all those, just hold on tight but u gotta be able to let go if u fall)

#eddie munson #max mayfield #max and eddie #started thinking abt an au where eddie was friends with max instead of dustin and i love those two but um.....this wouldve been better #much better #they have a lot in common and she is literally in the middle of a plot where shes mourning for her abusive step brother #eddies like...ur brkther was a dick and he died and i would like to replace him. teach me to skateboard #he says thats what i do i run away and shes like dug were zoomers #canon has like. rewritten in my head to the point where this is just true #i watched vol 2 w my mom today and i like...missed them talking even thk they only so once #but its great when they do he calls her red and she gives him a mike myers mask #that is their dynamic now #he says hey cool kid and she does a skateboard trick and he points proudly #also eddie is kinda ready tk sacrafice himself for her but all her angst js from somebody dying for her #so hes like i gotta do the really hard thing and save her and myself and then deal w the murder accusations #it makes the courage arc work better bc shes so so brave too #also they have a lot in common and he lives 40 feet away from her #ither things featured in this wip: just sitting outside throwin firecrackers #finding a trashed microwave and puttinf stuff in it #summer delinquints max and eddie is everything 2 me

[cactusdodes]

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#ok gotta write this here because i don't have my journal to write in #buuuut i just went on a second date with somebody that i am really excited about:) #last week i went to their place and we had a little art night (the art didn't even last that long lol) #and i took them for a ride on my moped even though it was freezing and we tried to play poptropica and just talked for hooours #i stayed there until like 4am (neither of us made a move bc we both had a small panic of 'oh wait do they want just friends?') #and then last night they came over to mine and we went to the local little movie rental and got the calamari wrestler (highly recommend) #and we finally got to play poptropica (and then finally kissed lol) and then watched twilight even though it was 2am #and we didn't fall asleep until like past 6am i think #we're crazy fucking similar too #but yeah.. i'm excited :) #blake says shit

[hirookouji]

slam dunk really is The sports manga of all time like its so crazy.

#ill think of a moment from another sports anime and ill be like. wow. just like in slam dunk-- #its influence... #somebodys gotta have written about it-- #post MAY be incorrect bc i havent read real yey #but i do plan to!!!

[vampfucker666]

i wish i was obsessive about more things i can actually talk to people about instead of ill be polite and say erotic art/multimedia. because you cant just start off a conversation with "hey have you ever seen those porno comics they made in the 30s those were fun"

#like its a legitimate hobby/interest for me and its so fucking embarrassing but somebodys gotta do it i guess #i still wanna buy those coffee table books of eight pagers but i cant do that while i live with people. YOU KNOW #i think tbh it does get a little worse than other ones bc i cant talk about it like i can with #i mean as an example lately ive been watching s lot of computer chronicles uploads and vintage ad comps again #see those i can discuss with people.

[liebelesbe]

my moms getting me a graffiti spray can for my birthday 😊 epic win

#bc we're at an obi rn to get something else and as always i got stuck in the spray can section #and our 'skate park' (1 ramp) in our town is sooo boring and somebody HAS to put some graffiti on that thing #so my mom was like '... do you want one for your birthday? 👀' #so now I just gotta think about what colors to get #black for sure but 1 other color too hmm 🤔 #doddie redet

[cerbreus]

that artist feeling where you have so many other things you SHOULD be doing and so many other things of your own that you really, really wish you had the motivation to work on but all that gets you going is just... other ppl’s ocs.....

#art block been insane rn drawing back to being like pulling teeth #weekends are so frustrating i open projects and close projects open them again and try to do something and it looks worse than before #i have one commission i've been working on for overhalf a year now and it's fine bc they're understanding and i have a day job so it's fine #but i'm to all of the fine details and sculpting and that's always the hardest part im always second guessing what i make #so instead of that or any of my actual work i'm just drawing somebody's oc for their bday coming up bc it's always such a good excuse to #draw other ppl's ocs #i wish i had one of those working brains that can do what you want it to do when you need it to #also i think maybe i gotta just start doing projects with other people maybe that'll help me stay motivated to work on things

[cypresstrees]

there is a verizon man here setting up wifi and making me realize i know NOTHING about how wifi actually works and also that it’s mind boggling that it does work

#kinda nervous bc he is drilling holes in the walls but he was like the building knows what we’re doing don’t worry #but the building did not actually give us verizon as an option #or well the real estate agent didn’t but she was pretty incompetent actually and the building management said nothing #however as far as i can tell this apartment has never been set up for modern wifi bc the previous tenant was an old guy who had lived here #for years and years and i think only had a tv but no wifi #so like ig somebody’s gotta drill the hole to get things started #and it probably doesn’t matter if it’s verizon or comcast #so here we are #julia needs to shut up

[gr34srr]

rrraaahhh ok ive been working on personal art for a good bit and i havent finished the piece im working on but im gonna go back 2 working on comms👍

#starting 2 feel a bit burnt out on the person piece im working on and whateva #commissions have been coming out prettyyy well lately though im happy with every one i have made so far #sorry 4 anybody who I havent gotten to yet #it takes me awhile just bc i wanna be happy with what i make for people #when im doing a commission of somebody's character it feels like im crafting a specialized present for them #so i gotta make sure im in the right headspace to be drawing and yadda yadda #*also i ment to say personal in the first tag not person