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alyafae-a · 3 years
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[ text ] Real sweet, but I wish you were sober   |   [ @snarkofstark​ :   tony & pepper ]
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[ text : t. stark ]    what do you mean [ text : t. stark ]    m perfectly sober [ text : t. stark ]    not my fault youre so pretty
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fenixburnedarchived · 3 years
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🍒 talk about fawn and tessa yo
LET ME GUSH ABOUT MY MUTUALS ❤  [ 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 ]
@archivars y’all are probably tired of me talking about how much I love fawn (I mean ... he’s my bf sooo what else am I supposed to do?) ​BUT I’ll gladly use the opportunity! This man is giving me so much & he’ll probably never comprehend how much. it’s been over 3 years since we started talking (& immediately  went from literally zero to every day) & I can’t imagine myself & my life without him in it. He’s a constant inspiration, his writing challenges me to try and get to the same level & I love listening to him rambling about his muses & our muses’ relationships bc lbr they just belong together. & I’ll better stop here, bc I could go on for hours XD *point at fawn’s blog* this is the love of my life right here & absolute quality in every way!!! 
@nirgama/@nosestealer omg tessa is such a gem!! an absolutely lovely person & I often can’t help but smile when I see her posts on my dash! we absolutely need to talk more, but I mostly blame that on my inability to keep conversations going & it doesn’t take away from my appreciation at all!  udyati is an amazing oc, stunning & fleshed out & I love reading & learning more about her (I’m also getting to the starter I still owe, I promise, bc I’m exited to actually interact with her!). her lou ellen is also perfection!! I just love when people take minor characters with a few appearances & make then their own and tessa definitely did that! bc of her portrayal i’m still super offended that they mostly cut her from the audiobooks fkdjhfsakfhksa
& let me also quickly add a paragraph about lilah. we’ve known each other since 2016 (I think), she’s on of the first people I became friends with on this website & I couldn’t be happier about that! her passion for writing and her characters continues to blow me away & I simply can’t wait to finally see & hug her again eventually.😘 I can’t imagine my muses without hers either tbh. 
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So uh... Critical Role and The Owl House, huh.
Straight up though what if The Mighty Nein ended up on the Boiling Isles? Me and @coras-bucket-of-gay-trash had a not-so-short discussion about it.
Jester and Luz solidarity with the ‘wanting to live in the worlds you’ve read about and are kinda naive but still smart’ And also SAPPHIC 
JUST IMAGINE FOR ONE SECOND BEAU RELATING TO AMITY AND TELLING HER IT GETS BETTER AND WHATEVER
in which if luz and willow were a venn diagram, jester would be in the middle
Amity and Cad would get along
Also Willow would get very excited about Mother Nature with him
Like I can just imagine Amity and Yasha just like reading quietly in lawn chairs while Luz and Jester gush about their favorite books and Willow and Cad compare plants and Eda shows Veth all of her shiny trash she has in the house and King is throwing hands with Sprinkle and Fjord and Gus are comparing illusions and Beau sees Hooty and is like “Professor Thaddeus??” Caleb is in the library bc MAGIC DEMON REALM BOOKS BABEY
OMG LUZ AND CALEB LEARNING GLYPHS TOGETHER
Luz showing Beau glyphs.... Beau finally being able to do magic and being :0 bc she doesn’t Need to do magic but its nice to be able to do it w everyone else
chaos crew causing magic chaos.... 
Luz and King becoming honorary members of the Crew
Caleb would LOVE Luz’s hoodie
Cad would be very interested in how Eda can just disassemble
Owlbert and Frumpkin
Caleb turns Frumpkin into his little owl form
JESTER AND THE BLIGHT TWINS WREAKING HAVOK 
Jester and the twins going ham w illusions and invoke duplicity hdfhdhads
BEAU PUNCHING THE BLIGHT PARENTS IN THE FACE
Essik and Lilith show up and immediately turn around and get coffee across town 
Lillith watching the news on the crystal ball the next day like "glad i stayed tf away from that"
THE NEIN HAVE STUFF THAT CAN UN-PETRIFY PEOPLE THEY BREAK INTO THE CASTLE AND SAVE ALL THE STATUES  
 Critical Role Oneshot Hexside Heroes
Cad is plants, oracle, and healing track   
Yasha is in construction and bard  
 Fjord is in illusions  
 Veth would be in potions 
Beau takes every track because she can FINALLY DO MAGIC HERE 
Both Beau and Caleb just want to Learn It All so they do every track
Beau would enjoy looking through garbage with Eda and Eda would be very interested in all of the mail fraud Beau has committed
Beau and Caleb helping luz study :')
Eda would love them all because they’re just like her!!! Being gay and doing crime!!!
BEAU TEASING AMITY ABOUT HER CRUSH ON LUZ AND JESTER TRYING TO NOT SO SUBTLY HELP AND JUST CONFUSING LUZ IN THE PROCESS WHILE AMITY LOOKS FOR A HOLE TO DIE IN
Eda and the wildmother boys talking about their respective wild magic
Frumpkin bonding with Amity because lbr she needs it she needs to just sit and pet a cat and maybe cry
Beau pretending she doesn’t love Owlbert
“I’ve only known this owl for an hour but if anything happens to him I’ll kill everyone on this island and then myself” -Beau
“NOT YOU HOOTY”
Beau and Amity sit on the couch w Frumpkin and Owlbert watching whatever chaos jester, Veth, Luz and King can get into 
Amity complimenting Beau’s hair bc undercut bros
Beau spends 10 minutes watching Amity and Luz and is immediately like "oh sweetie"
Jester asking Amity about hair dye because she loves the idea of funky colored hair
Fjord sitting quietly on a cliff and watching the ocean bc he’s never seen the ocean that color before
CAD LEARNING THAT THE ISLAND IS ONE BIG DEAD BODY AND GOING APESHIT
LUMITY SHOWING CAD THEIR TREE THEY MADE WITH THE POWER OF BEING GAY
Yasha loves the food there
Please for the love of god if anyone else has anything to add please add it I need MORE
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idealisticrealism · 4 years
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So, who wants to hear me gush about something in Blindspot that was almost certainly completely meaningless?
What is it, you (didn’t) ask? 
It’s this. 
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So, let me start by saying that this scene was one of my favourite scenes of Blindspot, like ever. I am living for the friendship that is forming between these two, and the way they are helping each other through their individual traumas. The added dimension of former CIA agent Tasha helping Rich recover from his torture at the hands of the CIA is just so perfect, not to mention they have the added connection of knowing what it’s like to be a ‘bad guy’ operating outside the law. 
(I also like to think that Jane and Tasha talked together about how to help Rich, but since Jane was already supporting her hubby as well as carrying the team, Tasha took the reins on this one.)
But even though I totally could gush about that scene (especially that hug omg), that’s not actually what this post is about. This post is about me being a HUGE NERD for IMPRESSIONISM.
(Still sure you want to get into this lol?)
Alright then, here goes: 
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So, this absolute classic is probably at least vaguely familiar to a lot of people; it’s A Sunday on La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat, painted in the mid 1880s, and arguably his most famous work.
(While watching the ep I initially took it for a Monet at first glance, which is super embarrassing for me but also I can’t help that I have this like Pavlovian response to Impressionism that makes me go YO IS THAT MY BOY MONET YOOOO the moment I see any painting even remotely of the style lol)
But let me tell you why I am losing my nerdy marbles over the use of this artwork in the show (even though I am very certain that they probably just used whatever relatively recognisable piece they could find that didn’t have any like copyright stuff attached) because oh boy do I have Thoughts.
So let’s get analytical up in this biz....
First off, there’s the big one: it’s an Impressionist piece. The very foundation of the style is that from afar, all looks normal, but when you actually look closely, everything is blurred and distorted; nothing is distinct. Which is doubly appropriate for this show: firstly, the team is currently pursuing a mission that seems clear-cut (to clear their names and get their lives back, to free the FBI of Madeline’s corruption) but which actually involves a lot of uncertainty and murkiness and blurred lines (are we willing to break multiple laws? to potentially kill people deliberately, not just in self-defense? how far are we willing to go to achieve our mission, and if we succeed, will we still be the same? etc). Secondly, and more relevantly to this particular scene, the style is fitting for Rich himself following his experience in the blacksite. Look from a distance, and he seems alright, still normal (or as normal as Rich could ever be). But look close, and you start to see that everything is actually hazy and muddled, the cracks starting to show. He is not okay.
But wait, there’s more! Because this work isn’t just Impressionist, it’s Neo-Impressionist (specifically, Pointilist) which ol’ boy Georges was one of the pioneers of-- he was literally considered a renegade because of it, a rebel operating against the status quo, which I find very appropriate for our own little band of rebels lol. But the point (lol) of Pointilism is to create scenes filled with vivid colours, ones that almost seem to jump out of the canvas, which is achieved by combining small brushstrokes (points) of different colours which from further away appear to be practically just one bright colour. So again, looking from a distance you see one thing, and from up close you see that it’s actually more complicated than that. Like this team; they’re all individuals, all their own distinct colours, but look at the bigger picture and you see that they blend together to create a balanced, harmonious whole. And that same concept can be applied to them all individually, too-- each one of them is made up by a veritable rainbow of traits. Light, dark, and everything in between; every stroke makes them who they are. 
But that’s just the style, though, which is only the half of it. Look at the actual subject of the painting; at its setting. Art is an escape from one’s own reality, and for someone practically trapped in a concrete box underground, what better choice of escape is there than a scene of people happily enjoying the outdoors, spending time in the midst of sunshine and nature, with no walls or ceilings in sight, no one being hunted or hurt? See, too, how the foreground of the painting is in shadow-- it gives the sense that the viewer is in shadow too, the dimness of the bunker and the shadow of the painting blending together, like if Rich were to stand in front of the painting and step forward, he’d be stepping out onto the grass. It’s a hopeful thought; the team might be in shadow right now, but the light of day isn’t so far away. A little longer, a little further, and they’ll be out there too, enjoying their lives and their freedom just like the people in the painting.  
And speaking of the people in the painting... there’s a few other little things about this painting that makes me love that it was the one they chose. Firstly, I love that Tasha brought Rich a painting which was described with words like ‘bedlam’, ‘scandal’, and ‘hilarity’ when it was first exhibited, which are probably the exact words that would come to mind if you had to describe Rich and his life in three words lol (pre-blacksite, sadly). Though the painting looks very normal and serene to us, when you look closely, there are a couple of pretty weird things, especially for that time. For one, the woman in the foreground has a pet monkey on a leash, which I think is a fairly apt representation of Rich’s role in the team haha, particularly early on. There’s also a lady off to the left who is fishing, and if I remember correctly, she was thought to symbolise a prostitute reeling in her clients down by the docks/waterside lol, an interpretation which I feel like Rich would absolutely love. In a more Blindspot-specific sense, another character of interest is the man lounging right near the front-- I can’t be the only one who thinks he looks just like ‘old’ Weller, right down to the little hat? The fact that his outfit seems out of place for the time, and also the subtle... sexiness (for the lack of a better word lol) of his clothes and pose makes it feel like Rich’s consciousness could have conjured him there (bc lbr, we all know Rich loves some sexy Weller). And lastly, I can’t not mention the little girl in the center, who is famously considered to be staring right at the viewer of the painting, as if fully aware she’s being observed and totally ready to throw down about it. And I know that this one is extra silly and had obviously never crossed the prop-designer’s mind, but, well... this painting is French, and if someone asked me to think of an appropriate name for a little French schoolgirl, I would pick the name of the one I spent many hours of my childhood watching cartoons and reading books about: Madeline.
As a last, final bonus (and yet another totally irrelevant thing that I am ascribing my own meaning to), just look out on the water in the distance-- there’s what appears to be a steamboat. Or is it The Boat, and is it sinking, a plume of smoke rising from it as it goes down in flames? 
But that’s the thing about art, isn’t it; there’s no limit to what we see in it. So when Rich looks at this gift, I hope he sees freedom. Hope. A future in the sun.
Because he’s earned it.
They all have.
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kiissme · 3 years
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omg i could cry 💖
lemme gush ‘bout you @deliirious edition.
IF YOU CRY, I CRY.
but omg, K. I’ve never really called you K, so that’s kinda weird, but, for the level of gushing this seems appropriate. if there was ever a partner that is a ride or die, it’s you. we both know the rpc can be a fickle beast with people ghosting, dropping, and all the things that makes us sometimes wonder if this hobby is worth keeping. ( even tho we all know we’re trapped, lbr ) but you’ve always been there. you’ve always been sweet, funny, and honestly the best times have just been chatting with you which is good bc i’ve been horrible writing wise and keeping up with my drafts BUT YOU NEVER COMPLAIN and I love you for that. you’re always down for plotting and whenever you bring up something i know i can smash my way to our discord IM and be like, “i want” and we WILL HAVE IT. i think you were the first to placate my need for some poly trash. i remember exactly how we came across each other, i had made a trashy open where faye was sleeping with a married man, riding him even, and said his wife was hot and that she’d fuck her. And that was a beacon of light to you bc you replied with thomas and ingrid and our lives were never the same since. after that was natalie, to an open where faye was having sex with a “straight” girl right after said girl had sex with her boyfriend. the brat that faye couldn’t help herself with, fighting with each other bc natalie didn’t like faye’s articles she wrote about her. but loved her strap game which will lead to feelings. you placated my poly love too since you allowed me to throw in charlie and led to a threesome. probably the first of my male side muses to appear and i adore that. again with the poly love for faye x cain x julia. and another time with esme x faye x delilah. AND WE HAVE TO MAKE SPECIAL MENTION OF ESME. the college student that captured professor brookes heart without meaning to, but it’s ESME, who is a force of nature and sheer will and, faye’s words, hotter than the fuckin’ sun that there was no ifs or buts, she was gonna love her. so bossy but so bright. we love esme very much, but faye loves all your girls, and boys, bc honestly, we adore the living hell out of you. we have so many ships, i think some outside of the ones i mentioned, and we’ll probably have more bc THAT’S JUST HOW I AM WITH PEOPLE I ADORE OKAY. you can always throw stuff at me and i will just give a resounding YES that’s just how it works. our threads are so fun, dirty and then angstful and fluff. and we can always talk about whatever and it’ll be the most fun convos and i love that too. Thank you for being my ride or die writing partner, and my friend 😘 adore you.
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I am so sorry I didn't follow you earlier gjdjsjf as an apology!!!! Here's your free pass to gush about an F/O that's been on your mind!!!!!!
Don’t worry about it!  This is a sideblog so people get confused and don’t follow back all the time I get it.
BUT I’ll still take that free pass for gushing!  Unfortunately my depression has been coming back a bit what with my state being on lockdown, so none of my feelings are as strong as they normally are…
Lately I’ve been mostly focused on Jack but tonight honestly my brain’s been on Sal- mostly on the tragedy of his story unfortunately like NO brain I wanna think about happy things!!  For example when he and Nicky (my S/I) play video games they (we?) have the absolute cutest banter.  They’re (We’re??) just DIGGING in to each other the whole thing like
“How did you miss that jump?  I can’t believe you’re like, the worst person who’s ever played video games.”
“Right?  I’m nearly as bad as you.  Difference is I have room for improvement you’re just stuck down here at rock bottom.  Being terrible.  Forever.  It’s tragic.”
And they (we?? the issue of pronouns and self-inserts never fails to confuse me) just go back and forth at this while they’re playing Sonic or Mario Kart or whatever and oh man sometimes they end up play wrestling and trying to pin each other down but a good part of the time that just ends up with them making out/getting it on bc, I mean, lbr that’s really cute and hot at the same time.  SIGH it’s so cute I love it.
Oh and Sal’s so good when I’m (why did I switch pronouns-) having panic attacks???  Like I like to have weight on top of me so Sal’ll lay on top of me and weigh me down when I’m panicking and he’ll talk to me to distract me and then he’ll stay there if I ask him to to help me fall asleep bc that shit’s TIRING.
I dunno man he’s just.  Ugh.  He’s such a good sweet boy and I adore him and wtf is some people’s problem with dating short guys?  Nicky’s 5′8″ and still wears heals and loves that she can hold Sal from behind and cuddle him.  Girls who don’t date short guys are cowards don’t @ me.
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solivcgant · 4 years
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👫 (you musty ONCE) uvu
@onigirii​ | 👫 four headcanons in modern verse ( accepting )
dibidibidis. what started off as being forced to play babysitter while tanjiro was attending club activities, somehow evolved into the two of them settling into a comfortable silence that involved the two of them secretly playing violent video games and attending concerts together. eiji can’t remember how nezuko found out he was a fanboy, especially since he TRIES to keep that fact hidden for his image. 
but he’s secretly glad nezuko found out because it’s much EASIER to tell others he’s only attending the concert because she wanted to. letting the female fans sitting around them gush over how cute nezu is and how great of a friend eiji is. nevermind the fact that eiji’s the one decked out in merch and waving a lightstick while nezuko just has her concert tshirt for the memories and bread to get her through the night.
lbr tho, nezuko probably found out bc eiji thought she fell asleep while they were gaming and paused the game to play twice music videos. 
when eiji streams while nezu is over, he plays songs very SOFTLY in the background. but it might as well be playing on the highest setting because these two game and destroy in SILENCE. the only sounds they do make is the occassional ‘are you okay’ to make sure nezu isn’t going to doze off midgame and leave him to carry her to the end. carry her AND the team bc these two are the ones who usually carry the useless random teammates together.  or the tapping of her LONG nails against the controllers.
ironically eiji’s streams seems to get more viewers when nezu is around. for some reason they really seem to enjoy the tapping and clicking and whatever nail asmr noises that she makes. 
but eiji also looks at her nails and is just so confused ????????? how does she keep them so long and sharp. and not poke things?????
since nezu is a great sport about being dragged along and putting up with his gg concerts and fan events. ( where she’s apparently surrounded by musty old onces (メ` ロ ´) ) especially when it’s a super EARLY fan event and he bribes her with more bread that is popular from the prefecture. he KNOWS she has other music tastes. like metal. somehow nezu seems more in her ELEMENT around head banging, pushing, and shoving adults than around fanboys waving lightsticks and yelling fanchants. at first the concert goers around them were mindful and cautious around the younger pair. not wanting to scare the younger fans who innocently purchased floor tickets. however when the wall of death came up, nezu tossed herself straight into the chaos without a second thought– somehow found eiji who was being traumatized and squished. decked him. and dragged him out.
nezu is now notorious around the regular concert go-ers for being able to keep up with the mosh pit chaos while eiji.. stands off to the side.
his pride is a little hurt but it’s okay as long as she’s having fun.
at first eiji thought, she struggled to finish one (1) piece of bread. especially since he’d see her start the day off with a bread and finish the day with a piece of bread. but then he realized that was impossible as the bread would get soggy. so when he finally summoned up the courage to ask her. he realized nezu is a carb monster. and he KNOWS he should tell her to lighten up on the carb load. but the one time he mentioned it– by saying a commenter on his stream who follows her videos asked about her carb intake and lowering it– he could have sworn she had switched to metal concert mode and was about to attack. 
so he let’s it be, but makes sure she joins him on an occasional run. bc they gotta look fit when meeting the idols for handshakes. 
eiji isn’t trying to look slightly out of breath when walking up the steps to the stage when making his first impressions on with his ggs.
i wanted to do one (1) serious headcanon that was in nezu’s main verse. but i am trash and can only do this. dibidibidis, don’t judge me. ヾ(・|
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jcmorgenstern · 5 years
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3x14 Review
Hey so for once this is actually super positive! I loved this episode and can’t wait to gush about it! So without further ado, I’m gonna get the stuff I quibbled with outta the way before diving into what I liked:
The Bad: — I think my biggest problem overall was that scene between Alec and Lorenzo. I understand Alec was being protective and he goes into Fierce Mommy Tiger mode around those he considers family and those he loves (I think it’s important to show that Magnus isn’t just his boyfriend, Magnus has become integrated into the thing Alec bases his life around). But I had hoped Alec would have figured out by now that a Nephilim threatening to depose a Downward leader over an apartment is…..unideal, at least. — I get that this may have been designed as a plot hook as an understandable yet stupid thing Alec does that comes back to bite him later (i.e., if there is a Downward civil war in New York, and Lorenzo decides to fuck Alec over). Alec’s strength and weaknesses are tied to his family, and I think it’s a very believable mistake for him to make. I don’t expect him to be perfect, I just hope the narrative treats his threat to Lorenzo as less of a “pure uwu cutesy bf” move and more of a mistake, even if Lorenzo is being cruel to Magnus. — Honestly y’all I expected something WAY worse. Losing the apartment was nothing compared to the drama I expected—I thought Lorenzo was gonna ask Magnus to spy on Alec or go back to Asmodeus or something awful. Thankfully that was inverted by a very obvious attempt to get Magnus to move in with Alec, because apparently he can’t buy a new house with all his money. — I also quibbled a little with how Clary was written, especially in that scene where Jace comforts her (or, really, when Jace makes what happened to her about him and how angry he is and how he’s going to kill Jonathan etc. It’s a pattern with him, esp where Jonathan is involved, and I have more to say about it). Clary has always been a very temperamental, look before you leap sort of person, and I’m not sure that if she figured out Jonathan had hurt Jace she would just smile and pretend along. Clary would FREAK. This is Jocelyn’s daughter, y’all. The knives would be out. She stabbed herself to stab him before and she’d do it again. She has ALL the tools at her disposal to rune him or run away. — To be clear, I’m not shaming Clary for what she chose to do or not confronting a violently entitled dude who kidnapped her once already, I just felt the arc was artificially extended to let Jace be the hero instead of letting Clary kick Jonathan’s ass off a pier and rune him. There’s no way that bitch can swim. It seemed kind of….not how Clary would react and kind of artificially done for Jace and Jonathan’s benefit. — Last thing, which isn’t even a quibble but I feel people will be confused if it’s not on here: the Maia and Jordan thing. I’ll go into it more but basically: if they’re doing what I think, I think it worked shockingly well, but if it’s played straight yeah it’ll be Unfortunate.
The Good: — I’m just gonna come out and say this episode was AMAZING. Since this is mostly a positive review I’d like to credit the writer specifically—Zoe Broad. Honestly just the overall coherence of this episode was greater than any of the ones in S3 for me, it flowed from one scene to the other and there was no point where I had the urge to check Facebook or whatever. The dialogue was pretty good overall and truly amazing at parts, and I felt she had a pretty good handle on the characters, despite this being her first episode, which was very impressive. — I actually ENJOYED the ship content??? Clace was absolutely adorable on the rink, with Jace’s sometimes annoying bravado being played wryly both on his part and by the script. “I was born ahead of the curve” delivered with a smile and then nearly falling on his ass was. Very good. And Clary’s little “you’re doing better than me….when I was six” was equally great and I just. Really liked it? They felt like real people on a real date and it felt real and dynamic and cute. — Same with Malec’s grave-robbing date. Usually their scenes start to get weighed down by drama or just general “talking to the audience to make them happy rather than each other,” but this was just cute AND advanced the plot, and connected them back to the main storyline. I hadn’t liked how they were quarantined away from the main story and I’m glad they’re back, even if the “losing Magnus’ loft” was a weird way to do it. — Maia and Alisha particularly were really the breakout stars of the episode. Alisha really really SOLD that dialogue and was honestly incredible. Her terror and anger and desperation felt so visceral and real that even though I knew it would be resolved in the episode, it was gripping and I genuinely needed to know what happened next. — I also did like how Zoe wrote Maia (that “frickin” was TOTALLY a stand in for fuck and I APPRECIATE it) and I felt she really captured how she feels about Jordan—she does care about him as a person, or rather for the person he was at some point, but still refuses to not to push down on her own anger and hurt for his or anyone else’s sake. I felt it was really complex and confusing and emotional for her and overall I think that scene was meant to give her a sense of closure. Just because she recognizes that Jordan does care about her and can be supportive of her, doesn’t mean she’ll necessarily jump back into his arms. — That’s kind of my reading—I’m not sure where they’re going, obviously, but my instinct was that the less chill stuff Maia says (implying they may be going a romantic arc) was more due to the fact she was PANICKING IN A LOCKED CLOSET WITH A DYING DUDE. Like she says “I’m confused” like yes she meant before but honestly right then she obviously was, and I don’t really see the show going for Jordan/Maia? Especially since Todd has hinted Maia has a “don’t need no man” arc. Like she drifts apart from Simon but gets back with someone she hated for years?? Not seeing it. — However if they do go there I’ll be really disappointed, mostly because of the missed opportunity for complexity but also because yeahhhhh maybe not the chillest thing with how many people interpret their relationship as abuse. (I could make a separate post about it but yeah). — Onto Magnus. God okay I don’t know how others felt but I felt Zoe really got to the crux of why Magnus misses his magic. That how he feels connected to the world through his magic was just…such a good insight and it really impacted me because it wasn’t just some generic “magic is what makes me who I am,” it was so much more deep and personal and I felt it meant a lot that Magnus finally put that into words for Alec. He’d clearly been struggling to impart to Alec how he felt, both in terms of “how do I even explain this loss” and a his own emotional reticence. God that grave robbing scene!!!! — Umm the Morningstar sword actually being a sword to summon demons?? Kind of weird?? Esp if they play it off as an actual Morgenstern relic?? Not sure what’s happening but it was cool?? — honestly dudes I’ve been FUCKED UP about the Luke storyline and SUPER STRESSED and now IT’S ALL HAPPENIGN someone SAVE HIM oh my GOD I’m actually so stressed I’ve been stressed for 9 months FREE HIM — Ok now to Jonathan bc lbr y’all know I can’t shut up about him. Ok first off, that scene with the seelie gal, oh my FUCKING GOD I was screaming what a LOSER GHSDKLFJhghghhghgg. And she insults his shitty dialogue?? Zoe ma’am may I PROPOSE??? This keeps getting wilder and wilder I can’t believe they’re GOING THERE. THEY’RE GOING THERE SO HARD. HE’S SUCH A WILD LOSER. Can you BELIEVE he found someone off shadow world fetlife to be like “I’m a Morgenstern and I love you bro you’re so hot and clever and lovable” I just can’t. I bet you ANYTHING she tops and is only in it for the shadow hunter ass. — SHAPESHIFTING. YALL. I BUST A NUT. Look, it fixes so many fucking plot holes. His eyes look SO COOL when he does demon magic. He’s so OP and Chaotic Stupid it’s not even a joke  I Lov my Mary Sue Son. — Honestly having Jonathan impersonate Jace is so brilliant (remember when he said, “I don’t want your pity, I want your life?”) Like it is so fucked up but I love it.  Not looking forward to the mind control but maybe he just whispered “I’m a bottom” into her ear and ran off in her ensuing shock and confusion. You can’t prove me wrong until next week so until then LA LA LA LA CAN’T HEAR YOU — Personally I liked Dom’s performance as Jonathan, but not to be that Bitch I felt Will was a lot more subtle about it. Dom gave him a straight up thousand mile stare whereas Will played him as something charismatic and good at lying with a little edge of Something Wrong, a strain behind a smile. Sure, Jonathan was probably nervous for his little kidnapping date, but I felt it was unrealistic that he was so suave and convincing (sans the part where Aline comes to visit him that was hilarious, Jonathan you’re an idiot) as Seb and then is like “I eat ants sometimes” as Jace. Like. He’s an obsessive bitch. He’d have practiced Jace in the mirror. Fuck you. Probably while saying “fuck you.” ANYWAYS. — Izzy doing science? It’s not much but I’ll fucking take it lmao. I’m excited to see where Heavenly Fire is going. Matt’s Latin is still abysmal but whatever it’s ok. — also that rose?? A kiss from a rose?? Honestly this ep was so clever and thematically connected and just FLOWED like an ACTUAL EP OF TV god I’m emotional!!!! Thank you Zoe Broad ma’am you are a hero!!! — Again I’m gonna point out both Jace and Jonathan have a designated Brooding Fireplace. — Not super hyped about Heidi coming back but hey this ep was Worth It.
Anyway tldr I really liked it and wanted to spew semi-coherent positivity for once! About more characters than just my stupid fave!!! Wow!!! Good writing is SEXY and I LOVE IT!!!
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Jean going out of his way to walk Riza home everyday after work, him always offering her- his coat and scarf. Honestly Jean would offer up his coat even if she has her own already, y’know how he be; an awkward mess and he’d more so do this before them even dating. He’d just be a flustered mess, Riza means a lot to him so he wouldn’t want her getting sick or feeling cold.
Oh he’d go out of his way to leave Riza love letters around her apartment, plus sliding her them during work just to be that big sappy boy that he is.
 Havoc totally spoils Hayate, despite at first not overly liking the dog. Jean going out of his way to get toys and treats for Hayate, Jean not being a dog person before Hayate tbh.
In a modern verse Jean would very much have Riza as his home screen background, he’d also be the type to softly gush about how beautiful she looks in said picture. That said picture totally being something is parents have up in their house, bc lbr them loving Riza as well very much so.
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HYPOTHETICAL BUT LIKE......... ღ for Gigi n Kamira who STILL NEED A SHIP NAME KJASHDJH
lizards and lapinesssss
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: i imagine gigi? since he’d get up for work and stuff
Who’s the one to make breakfast: gigi probably on weekdays but kami would try on weekends
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: again i think it’d vary on the day but probs gigi, kami likes sleeping
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: kamira would be WAY too nervous to do that so ig neither? 
Who chooses the movies: gigi! kami doesnt mind cause while she’s scared of horror movies its a good cuddle opportunity 
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:
Who orders lunch: ngl kamira would bring him like homemade lunches when he’s working. its always rly fresh and nice
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: gigi you fiend
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: kamira
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: i mean, maybe gigi but i think it would end up in kami just painting more ridiculous things
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: gigi lbr
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: kami, again she’d send them to daemyn with a bunch of gushing captions
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:
Who cooks dinner: both…
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: both again?? kami would insist she at least help
Who stays up until 2 reading: kami has the tendency to stay up painting and she knows when shes tired bc she ends up painting her face- gigi would probs stay up reading work related stuff ?? 
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: kami,, she just loves those lil artistic details
Who kisses their partner while they sleep:
Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship!
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captainclint · 7 years
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케이팝 태그 타임!
I was tagged by @allonsy-allie​ :D ♥
Ultimate bias? I already regret doing this lmao yOU KNOW I CAN’T CHOOSE I HAVE LIKE 6????? I’m gonna pick Nichkhun bc he’s the original bias but ah, honorable mention for literally everybody else lmao
Ultimate Bias Wrecker? Should I put my other ults? hahahaha : Chansung, Momo, Dahyun, Jinyoung & Youngjae (they go in pairs, leave me alone)
Favorite Kpop song? I don’t have ONE favourite kpop song of all time but right now I love Sunmi’s Gashina ! 2PM’s My House will always a huge place in my heart, obviously. Twice’s Cheer Up too (iconic song will forever be iconic). BUT I DO ADMIT that like, the song I will always go back and be amazed by is 2PM’s ADTOY. For sure.
First Kpop Song? Technically it was probably PSY’s Gangnam Style lol. I might have listened to other songs years ago without really knowing it? Mmm... The first kpop song I actually like, downloaded & put on my phone though back in 2015 was definitely a 2PM song... But seeing as I downloaded their entire discography all at once lmao... I remember watching the dance practice for My House & Go Crazy with a friend so let’s just say either one of these two :).
Favourite Kpop Album/Single? So hard to pick just one though TT (honorable mention for BTOB’s New Men/Feel’Em/Brother Act they’re amazing but I wanted to pick only 5...)
2PM’s N°5 ♥
GOT7′s Flight Log: Turbulence is still one of my faves lbr
TWICE’s Signal EP bop after bop after bop!
Monsta X’s The Clan Pt. 2.5: The Final Chapter was so so good
2PM’s Grown honestly this era/album was a blessing
Favourite Kpop Ship? Again, it’s really hard to pick just one and oh boy, you might see a pattern there but....
2PM - Chankhun
GOT7 - 2young
TWICE - Dahmo
Hard Stan or Soft Stan? Soft stan definitely, watch me cry & gush over my faves all day long idc 
Favourite Kpop company? lol. I don’t have one. I love the JYP artists and their bond dgmw but JYPE as a company is a mess :(
Backstory of how you got into Kpop? In 2015 a friend who’s into kpop kept talking about it with me but I was like “meh no thanks” but then she introduced me to Running Man & I found it hilarious. So I started watching it from the very beginning and guess who’s in most of the episodes (like seriously he might as well have been a regular then lol) : NICHKHUN. MAH BOY. And he was very cute and very sweet so I looked into him and tADA he’s in a kpop boyband???? So my friend saw the occasion & started sending me snapchat videos of Nichkhun singing and dancing lmao and that’s how... I got into kpop/2PM hahah. (”okay okay but only ONE GROUP... and BTS” because my friend loves BTS so I said I’d listen to them lol.... and then HERE WE ARE NOW MULTIFANDOM MESS AS USUAL)
And I’m tagging ummmm *rubs chin* it’s not like I have tons of kpop mutuals anyway haha :D ♥
@stupidbroccoli @screamlesskies @wassereis @igotkyum @leatherher0esvelvetvillains @madlifes aaand @mvgnusbean (sorry i can’t seem to find your kpop url anymore TT)
As usual, do it if you want to, don’t feel forced or anything :) ! And if you’re not tagged but wanna do it anyway, tag me in yours so I can check it out \o/
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idealisticrealism · 6 years
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Blindspot 3x03 recap
(Aka the Patterson and Rich show lol)
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I LOVED this episode. Cute Jeller, supportive team, and of course, PATTERSON AND RICH BEING KICKASS BESTIES. Can the whole season be just like this ep bc good lord it is totally up there with my fave eps of this show ever and ugh I just loved it so much guys
Which in a way is kind of a bad thing because it means this review is gonna take me like 6 hours on account of all the screaming, but ah well. Worth it. 
And to the lovely Anon-- I may very possibly struggle to do these from now on due to my travelling, but I’ll try my best to keep them happening if I can. Thankfully none of the other people in my hostel dorm here in Madrid have minded my hectic late-night typing for the last couple of hours lol...
Anyhow, more gushing below the cut.
Ugh look at this. Our babies are dressed all fancy and having drinks and it’s kinda reminiscent of 1x09 except this time instead of just alluding to their interest in each other, Weller is BLATANTLY HITTING ON JANE, his WIFE, who he is MARRIED TO, and ugh it’s simultaneously delightful and almost nauseating haha. Zapata and Reade definitely agree with the nauseating part, because they’re stuck in the surveillance van being forced to listen to every word. Oh, kids. As the child of two people that love to make jokes about their sex life just to gross me out, I totally understand your pain right now. Lbr tho they probably kind of missed this. And lol I love that Jane giggles and apologises while shooting heart-eyes at Weller. You two are the worst. I actually didn’t expect this scene so early but I’m totally into it. And so Jeller keep an eye on the suspect and his daughter/wife, while Tasha works her hacking skills and hacks his computer. Also awww her cousin asked for Patterson’s autograph, that is so cute and I now love her cousin. I love that Patterson is now super rich and kinda a celeb lol. Hahaha I love that Jane delays the guy by telling him she loves his charity work and then literally like 10 secs later the team is into his files and Weller is arresting him. That would have had to feel kinda like an abrupt turnabout lol
Aww Zapata is checking in on Patterson and making sure she’s okay D: I love these ladies supporting each other. But in what sounds like depressing deja vu of both of the previous seasons, Patterson insists she’s fine to be there. Also her puzzle solving skills clearly haven’t suffered-- she figured out that random specks on Jane’s back could be translated onto a grid and brought together to form words? Dude. Tbh I like that the show gives us a brief explanation of how things were cracked without putting any pressure on us viewers-- we get to just smile and nod and be like ‘yep, sounds legit’ and then move on haha. Now Aunty Hirst has rocked up to hear the deets, considering their suspect is a big fish. And basically there’s some evidence that he caused a train to derail which was previously called in as an anonymous tip, and which made him super rich due to something to do with stocks. Can you tell I have very little understanding of the stock market lol, which tbh is kinda unfortunate considering my father keeps wanting me to invest haha.
Oooh Patterson goes to Reade bc she’s been investigating Stuart’s murder on her own despite there already being a team on it, and she tells him that Stuart had a Siri/google home/Alexa equivalent thing and that she thinks the thing recorded his murder, since they’re sneakily recording everything. Makes you worry about Siri and Alexa, doesn’t it… Anyway she wants Reade to go demand the recording from the company before it’s deleted within 72hrs. Go Reade go! Meanwhile Patterson goes to talk to their suspect’s lawyer, and walks in to find her playing Wizardville. I love that she knows exactly which part she’s at just by hearing the sound effects. Ugh you giant nerd I love you so much. When Jeller show up a minute later (maybe held up in the locker room because of… activities…) lawyer lady insists that the emails are planted by a hacker group who is targeting her client. Lol “Mr Lowie can afford better specialists than the FBI has. No offense”/”Offense taken”. Damn right, Patterson, none of those specialists could hold a candle to you. But uh oh, the lawyer mentioned the hacker group-- the three blind mice-- and Patterson suddenly got all shifty. What do you know that you’re not telling, honey???  Also the lawyer lady is threatening them with a very large lawsuit which is bound to make all of this a little awkward….
RIIIICHHH. God I will never get over the delight of seeing him appear in an episode. Patterson visits him in his office, which is literally just a room for cleaning supplies, and she turns on a radio jammer which has him spitting coffee (if that is coffee) out of his ‘best daddy ever’ mug. So either he stole the mug from Weller or someone, or it’s alluding to a weird sex thing. You never know with Rich. (Yes you do; it’s usually the weird sex thing). Ugh and when she demands to know if he hacked into the suspect’s server he’s all “What?? No?? Who??” and god I just love his FACE. Ennis how do you do this??? God. And then ugh he promises her he’s not lying and ugh I believe it. And then she tells him the tatt points to the 3BM and that the FBI are gonna try to track them down and ugh you can see the ‘oh shit’ on his face. I just love the way these two interact, like they’re legit real friends?? Ugh my babies. I adore Jeller and all, but tbh this is my favourite duo on the show rn. And now Weller wants to see them both and they’re both like ‘oh shit’ lol. And then lol he totally ignores ‘ladies first’ and calls Weller mademoiselle and you can hear that he’s nervous and aaahhhh his joke about the 3 blind mice from the nursery rhyme and then insisting he’s a crime fighter now and I just love him so muuuchhhh and this whole time he and Patterson are both half shitting themselves and ugh I feel like he’s using his ridiculousness to keep attention on him and not Patterson bc she doesn’t like lying to her team and ughhhh they’re such broooos. And Hirst appears to tell them all that they need to catch the 3BM asap because the emails were planted and their dude might sue, and to which Rich suggests a simple ‘I was wrong’ to patch things up lollll. And then Hirst has a picture of the 3BM and Patterson and Rich are all !!!!!!!!! and then it turns out it’s a person in a mouse mask and they’re so relieved lol. Also dude after Patterson, i love Rich’s dynamic with Jane the most. She’s basically like his long-suffering mom hahaha. Back in the closet, Patterson’s freaking out and wants to come clean but he’s all ‘how about no’ lol. Also he says that they dropped out because ‘someone thought it was getting too dangerous’ and he points to her but then jabs his thumb toward himself as he’s speaking and now I’m confused?? Which one wanted to bail?? (Probably Patterson lbr). Ughhhh by the sound of it they were such little Robin Hoods, and ugh I NEED the spinoff about this whole partnership over the last 2 years ughhhhhhh. And hahaha omg “so we make it a little harder for them, if you catch my drift”/”by obstructing justice??”/”drift caught.” UGHHHHH GIVE ME THE SPINOFF. GIVE IT TO ME. I will sell my soul for this I stg.
Meanwhile awww Reade is honouring Patterson’s request and talking to a representative from the kinga company about the recordings, and when she tries to deny it he and Zapata totally roll their eyes at each other haha. These bros. And then she’s texting his gf which feels a little weird, and also she says they hung out ‘last weekend’ but uh wasn’t stuart’s murder less than 72hr ago, and so all the events of last ep including Zapata meeting the gf happened then as well (that did happen in 3x02 right?)? Maybe that was friday and this is monday and she meant to say ‘on the weekend’?  Also “You better put a ring on that before I do” LOL I love it. I’m sure it’s just a joking comment but dude could Zapata be bi? Because I would totally be down for that. I like Zapata being friends with Reade’s gf and encouraging them as a couple, since I want Reade and Zapata to remain just bros. I seriously miss Reade/Sarah though. Lbr I’m still totally bitter about that one, Gero.
Patterson found the person in the mouse mask by creating a ‘biometric map’ of the person from the video and using ‘gait recognition’?? Mmmmmkay, sure, I’ll roll with it. Nice little mention of Patterson’s NSA access, though. The woman they find has a bunch of dating profiles and works for Nerd Herd (awww a Chuck reference, I’m so happy) which makes Rich pity her, but uh dude don’t you know she was Miss United States?? And she’s besties with Sandra Bullock, so she’s doing just fine. And ugh when Rich says that they tracked her location, Jane actually praises him and ughhhh look at that parental approval he’s getting, I’m so happy for him. And then haha Hirst wants both Patterson and Rich in on the interrogation and ugh you can just see my poor Patterson getting more and more tightly wound lol can someone just give her a hug before she explodes? Preferably Rich giving her a slightly stilted but genuinely sincere hug. I want it. Nope, need it. Also looks like Jeller now have nothing on their schedule…. time for another locker room rendezvous perhaps?
Lollll their suspect has said like two lines and all I hear is Miss Rhode Island… also she looks so cute in her lil Nerd Herd outfit. I wonder if she ever met Chuck? I mean she’s based on the other side of the country, but still… what if she trained under him over in Burbank before moving to NYC? Anyhow she gushes about how famous the 3BM are and both Rich and Patterson are looking SO UNCOMFORTABLE in their own ways and I’m loving it. Also ugh Hirst’s soft southern accent is so soothing. Could she narrate audiobooks or something bc I would legit buy all of them. Although rn she’s describing bad stuff that the 3BM did and that doesn’t feel right, but then Kathy decides the jig is up and explains how each of those things was actually them helping people/semi-saving the world. Also man this actress is amazing in how she can sound simultaneously kinda deranged but also kinda sweet?? I just want to protect her and her adorable lil face haha. Lol at Rich and Patterson exchanging looks across the room the whole time she’s talking. Subtle, guys. And Rich’s face when she says that the three of them are still best friends?? Maybe he’s starting to think Patterson was right to have made them both cut ties with this wacko. But duuuude why are you so vain, you literally just let her goad you into revealing yourself as one of her former partners. But still, “Oh so by ‘pretty close’, do you mean 100% correct, or?” ughhhh I love the sass. And then  Kathy mentions people being in danger and it draws Patterson over, putting all three of the blind mice at the same table for the first time in a year.... And also ever, when you think about it. Also turns out that the wealthy guy might be planning to blow something up to earn money from stocks like he did last time or something, which prompts Patterson to admit to Rich that she has backdoor access into every phone that downloaded her app. Firstly, wow, glad that power is in the hands of one of the good guys. Secondly, that’s a huge show of trust to tell him that, knowing that he could then steal her phone or something and use the access for his own gain. Ugh these bros!! Lol I do love that he gets carried away with thoughts of Hirst’s browser history tho haha. But anyhow by hacking the lawyer’s phone she figured out where the attack was planned to happen, and aawwwww Rich immediately wants to head to tell the team and Patterson is the one holding back. Also LOL: “Hey Gary.” “His name’s Gary? I’ve been calling him Rick…” ugh how is his every line just SO GOOD? I love the thought that he talks to their coworkers as well, probably talks the ear off of anyone who happens to come near him lol. Ugh my baby just wants to be loveddddd. I love the bickering-siblings thing they’ve got going on though, and “Well now who’s obstructing justice??” ahhahaha. Seriously who do I have to bribe to get the show with just these two? And then when she suddenly decides that they need to come clean, he’s all ‘woah no no, gross’ lollll. And then he has a little lightbulb moment about how to solve their problem-- a ridiculous and very conveniently timed anonymous tip lol. Well, tbh the team never really cares HOW Patterson managed to get their intel, only that she gives them stuff they can use/excuses to go beat people up. Aww but Weller trusts his lil team and acts immediately on their intel, prepared to take the fall for it if it turns out to be a dud. He’s very martyr-ish lately, I feel-- but I guess maybe he just feels invincible now that his wifey is back in his lifey?
Turns out the ‘tip’ is legit, and Jeller find our baddies, proceeding to beat the hell out of them in true Jeller fashion. There’s also a bomb, because of course there is, and Rich makes a suggestion only to be smacked down by Patterson and is properly apologetic haha. Jane then actually takes his advice, using the sped-up clock to convince the baddie to disarm the bomb, then takes him out and shoots the guy grappling with Weller by firing through a bottle of oil or something. Nice. She really is a woman of endless talents, a fact that Weller very much benefits from, both in the field and… elsewhere haha. Also Sully’s accent has dropped at least twice in this ep already, someone must be tired lol. Anyway back at the office, Aunty Hirst drops by to tell them all how proud she is. Also I want to marry the way she says ‘Lowie’. It’s just so damn cute. She then tells everyone to go home, and Rich and Patterson have a quiet little celebratory fist-bump (which they have clearly done before AAAHHHHHHH) over the 3BM investigation appearing to be closed. God they’re the cutest.
Oh yeah, forgot about Reade and Zapata for a minute there, too distracted by the other show-stealing partnership haha. They’re putting heavy pressure on the boss lady at Kinga, and I love that she calls him ‘sir’ and that he’s so firm and authoritative with her. This seems more like a true AD of the FBI! And you know Zapata’s pretty impressed too haha.  Well done, Reade.
Loll Patterson and Rich meeting in a deserted parking lot and Rich stepping in a puddle and then both of them realising that neither of them actually sent the message that they received. Tbh I just love that each of them got a message from the other telling them to come to a random parking lot in the middle of the night and they both came?? Without question?? Ugghhhhhhh have I mentioned lately that I love them. Also what’s Rich’s sitch at the safe house? Does he have a team watching him that he had to evade to get here, or? And lol she calls him dumbwad and everything is so cute and fun and then RICH GETS SHOT IN THE CHEST. Ngl, I gasped far louder in this moment than I even knew I was capable of. There was a split second of sheer, unadulterated panic before I remembered he’s going to be returning for multiple eps throughout the season and therefore has to be okay. But good lord that one second was an awful experience. I swear to god, if they do ever kill Rich then I’m out. I will walk away from this show, Gero, don’t think I won’t! And ugh the shock and horror on Patterson’s face-- for all he drives her crazy, he’s literally one of her best friends, and she’s already lost enough people around her. And then Kathy appears and even though she assures them (and us) that they’re just beanbag rounds, it’s still freaky as hell to see her shooting them both with a shotgun at point-blank range. My poor babies… Aaaand then they wake in a Saw-esque setting and ugh he pokes her so gently to wake her and they’re so cute when they’re kidnapped. Sounds like it’s a semi-regular occurrence for Rich, whose main concern is that he doesn’t get to be kidnapped anywhere fun lol. Aw, is someone using humour to make their friend feel less scared?  “And not the good kind of dungeon” haha. And then he goes for the door and she tries to stop him but too late, he gets zapped by a shock collar and lol my poor baby. “Oh my god, she’s gonna make us play the hunger games, isn’t she??” Which tbh would be pretty interesting between these two. I’m tempted to bet on Patterson as the winner, but then again, the first time we met Rich he did shoot a guy in the chest and was going to have Jeller killed as well, so tbh I think he shouldn’t be underestimated. But ugh it’s so cute that Patterson is desperately trying to get his collar off rather than her own, and then suddenly heeeeeeeere’s Kathy! Who is holding the collar remote threateningly in one hand while sweetly offering them snacks at the same time lol. Sh figured out it was them because of Rich showing off in interrogation and Patterson saying ‘opposite, opposite’ which I did think was a bit of a weird phrase to use lol. And ahhh Patterson calls him Rich and Kathy suddenly goes into Rich DotCom fangirl mode, and tbh I feel you on that one, sister. I would react the same. But now she’s ranting about them being brainwashed by the feds (lol at Rich telling Patterson that she did just sound like weller, awwww) and that she’s ‘saving’ them haha. Then suddenly she whips out a to-do list of hack-tivities, but instead of Robin Hood stuff, it’s more Sherriff of Nottingham stuff this time. Their arguments don’t work, which means it’s hack or zap….
Weller texts Patterson about dinner; everyone’s gathered at his and Jane’s place having drinks and hanging out and ugh they’re all so cute. And Jeller are so casually touchy and he calls her ‘my love’ and I’m seriously caught between finding that corny and super cute. Maybe both. Zapata’s playing Wizardville, which apparently Jane does too, and then they realise Reade must as well and lol Zapata’s innocent little ‘Reade?’ is so CUTE. Weller’s all “You too??” and yeppp, Sully has apparently forgotten what an American accent is haha. Oh well. I love that he goes and snuggles with Jane on the couch (aaawwwww) as they watch Zapata and Reade bicker like it’s a spectator sport hahaha. I love the sassiness omg.
Meanwhile Rich is perfecting his mime-in-a-box routine as he tries to figure out any gaps in their electric prison, and tbh that’s actually pretty brave? He probably got zapped at least a few times doing that. Patterson is trying to figure out how to get word back to the team, but Rich tells her that the only way they’ll get out of this is to go along with Kathy’s plan, because he has ‘a lot of experience with psychotic women who desire him sexually’ and lol at the disgust and annoyance on Patterson’s face and her “What is your point.” Yep, those are siblings right there.
The team are still being cute when Weller gets an email from Patterson saying she’s having dinner with Rich instead, but Zapata notices that it’s signed with her first name, WHICH NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY MENTION. TELL US THE DAMN NAME, YOU JERKS. So I guess that means that Patterson sneakily sent an email when Kathy wasn’t looking? I think that’s what they’re getting at, rather than Kathy covering her tracks by sending that to Weller so he won’t be concerned when Patterson doesn’t show up for dinner. I feel like Patterson totally has the skills to pull that off right under someone’s nose...
Back in the dungeon, the dynamic duo have picked some of the less harmful hacks to start with, including revealing some politician guy as a sex fiend (no surprises there), and Kathy gushes that watching them hack is like watching Picasso paint the Mona Lisa and lolll you can see Rich’s eyes narrow and he really wants to correct her but Patterson is already telling her to let them go, but nope Kathy wants them to crash Lowie’s private jet now, and wow she really seems to have it in for this guy. Also is it even possible to remotely crash a plane? But ohhhhhh crap, Kathy’s brother died in the train crash that Lowie caused. Well, that explains that. She tried to hand them the evidence to put him away, but now she’s taking matters into her own (or the 3 Blind Mice’s) hands. And Rich kinda seems to side with her a little bit after this revelation, causing Patterson to shoot him a look of betrayal and Kathy to beam at him. Oh man I really hope this is a ploy. Ugh Patterson is basically pleading with him not to help Kathy, to stay on their team, the good guy team, and then Kathy zaps her and ugh he’s immediately on his feet but knows he can’t do anything. He has to roll with this if he’s to save either of them and ugh I love himmmmm???
The team is at the office, trying to track down their missing buddies. Again Zapata is the one to see the clue-- the IP address the email came from is in antarctica, just like Kathy’s earlier hacks. They discover Kathy got out on bail, and then that both Patterson and Rich’s cars were found in Brooklyn. I love that they all practically run for the exit. I wonder if they’re remembering the last time Patterson was kidnapped, aka the only unlikable episode of season one?? Better hurry team, go save them! And lol conveniently they find out every place she’s ever worked and one of those happens to be an old zoo, and therefore a nice private place to keep prisoners. How lucky for them….
Poor Patterson is bound and gagged and tries to cry “Rich, no!” as he successfully hacks the jet and sets it on its collision course with the ocean.  Or its fake collision course, I hope. And ugh then he and Kathy are dining together and okay why does she respond ‘kinda’ when he asks if it’s foie gras? Is she pulling a Hannibal Lecter rn??? Also I love the little red glow of the collar through his napkin lol. And then there’s a perimeter breach and Kathy is starting to freak out and so checks on the plane, only to see that it landed safely and Patterson looks at Rich in shock and HE WINKS AT HER. Look at my baby all grown up and fighting on the side of good with his lil FBI family who he lovessssss. Ughhh save me. And then omg she flips out and literally smashes the wine bottle over his head and I gasped super loud again bc do you know how hard those things are???? Ugh both Patterson and I are so worried for our bestie Rich, but meanwhile Kathy hacks the team’s car and tries to crash them?? I love their super synchronized dives out of the car lol. And then omg she literally sets everything on fire while crying over their ruined friendship hahahaha. Tbh I’d be pretty devastated if Patterson and Rich didn’t want to be friends with me too lol…. And then omgggg she is literally about to shoot Rich and Patterson tackles her, saving his life and causing herself to be electrocuted. THAT IS FAMILY RIGHT THERE. I hope Rich someday acknowledges what she did for him just then, bc ugh it was everythinggggg. Thankfully the team is there and Reade is clever enough to order Jane to find a fusebox. I love the tasks each of the team takes-- Jane cuts the power, saving Patterson, Reade arrests Kathy, Weller helps Patterson up and is checking her over all concerned, and Zapata FLICKS RICH until he comes around hahahaha. “He’s fine” lol. I love that she’s all blase about it but they would have been genuinely upset if he was seriously injured. Pretend all you like, I know you care!!
Back at base, the rest of the team calls Rich and Patterson into the conference room to tell them that Hirst wants the other mice caught, but Kathy is refusing to give up names (‘she’s a mouse, not a rat’ hahahaha), and when Reade asks why she kidnapped them, Patterson answers that she was a huge Rich DotCom fangirl, which is technically a true statement. Rich says he didn’t know that was even a thing, which is a completely untrue statement haha. And then Reade says how lucky it is that there’s no evidence whatsoever to point to who the other two are because if he knew who they were he would have to prosecute them and ugh the team has clearly agreed that this is a ‘what happens in the team stays in the team’ situation and then even literally discuss how these tattoos are about them as a group, that Roman wants to expose their secrets specifically. But they have no idea why. (Punishing Jane, no?)
Naw look at this domestic Jeller. Jane is cooking her implausible vegan lasagne, and then Kurt tells her he loves her like ten times, which is super cute but still in an Australian accent!! Sully, c’mon, lol. But ugh he runs to the shower and wants her to join and lord I do love me some established relationship… but then of course lil bro has to call and cockblock, and ugh poor Jane is so upset about how things are between them but he’s all ‘grrrrrr must punish you for making me sad grrrrrrr’ and sigh I look forward to a little bit of character growth on his part lol
Oooh Patterson calls Reade and Zapata in to the lab to listen to the Kinga recording that they got, and finds out that it's been doctored, meaning someone is hiding something. And also, through magical genius means, she figured out the tattoo that Stuart was working on relates to Van Gogh’s famous self portrait. Which is super confusing until the next scene where an ominous man threatens the Kinga CEO never to talk about doctoring the recordings, and turns away, revealing… DUN DUN DUN….. he’s missing an ear. Ooooooooohhhhh intrigue. Who is Creepy Van Gogh and what does he want with the team????
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vodka-aunt-coran · 7 years
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When did allure,shiro and matt all start dating? How did they figure it out? Was poly a thing on Altea?
hmmm i’m going to answer this backwards sorry lol
(holy shit this got long ok i’m adding a readmore. thank you for this anon!!)
on altea, i don’t think there were many rules surrounding romance?? like my hc is that they’re so advanced that nobody really gives a heck who you’re dating so long as you aren’t hurting anyone ahaha.
it starts with shiro, who had a crush on matt for a while. and then, after a few months on the ship he realizes…he also has a huge crush on allura?? but he still really deeply cares about matt??
so after they retrieve matt, he doesn’t act on ANY impulse bc he might regret it and his life is so full of stress already that he can just leave this on the back burner for now
matt also has had a crush on shiro for ages, but also never acted on it bc he didn’t know if shiro liked him back?? and he still doesn’t?? and, again, there’s so much going on that this is Unnecessary Drama.
allura is also slowly realizing she likes shiro but again: stress and drama.
so how do they work around this stress and drama? without shiro ahaha oops
the paladins spend a lot of time off doing Paladin Things, and while allura and matt are still busy running things/fixing things/studying things, they still have more free time
so instead of poring over a cultural guide to their next planet for the 50 billionth time like she had planned to, allura is convinced by matt to just. chill. hang out.
so they start doing that regularly. sometimes with coran, sometimes with whoever else is free, but also sometimes just the two of them
they start developing a bunch of inside jokes and share a bunch of stories about their home planets and what the past year has been like and get really close
and since there is like 0 stress and/or drama involved here, allura feels safe enough to – plot twist! – tell matt that she has feelings for him
matt is kinda floored and also he definitely has feelings for her too but?? shiro??
as far as allura’s concerned, she could still date shiro as well if that ended up working out, but matt has a different cultural mindset lol
but still, this is such a nice and easy relationship that he tells her the same and they start…not really dating but kind of?
they’re in a war still, in space, so they can’t really go on dates, but they become visibly more comfortable around each other and show affection sometimes
coran is rly happy for allura and, if he hadn’t adopted matt before, he fully adopts him now. lance is mock-outraged. hunk is gushing about it constantly. pidge is surprised, but happy for her bro. keith avoids talking abt it bc he knows shiro.
shiro is just like. wow. of course this would happen to me of all people. what kind of cosmic irony is this.
still he acts really happy for them and teases matt about it and explains human dating rules to allura
even the way they act towards each other doesn’t change, like he still has an overly-affectionate friendship with matt (they cuddle lbr) and spends a lot of time with allura
keith: dude why are you doing this to yourselfshiro: let’s be honest, keith, i love to suffer
however!! at some point there’s a High Stress Situation and allura and shiro are stuck together. and he just. busts out a confession without thinking.
shiro: allura, i love you–allura: [starry eyes, light blush] wh…i love you too, shiro!shiro: –and i know tha– wait, what??
they don’t have time to talk about it then but later shiro is like?? do we?? have the same definition of “i love you”??
allura: you meant that you have romantic feelings towards me, right? i…have romantic feelings towards you too.shiro: ok please tell me this is an alien thing, otherwise i might have to yell at you for playing with matt’s feelings.allura: do humans…not love more than one person?
they have a long talk wherein allura 1) helps shiro realize that it’s possible to love multiple people at once 2) gets him to confess he’s kinda in love with matt too 3) pesters him to tell him
shiro is still not 100% confident in how it’ll play out, so allura takes matters (lmao) into her own hands
she starts by talking about polyamory to matt and, since he’s a culture nerd (in my mind), he’s way more open to it than shiro was. then she asks him how he feels about shiro and, connecting the dots, matt doesn’t really try to deny it.
allura: so, we both like each other, and we both like shiro–matt: yoU LIKE HIM TOO??allura: yes, and shiro likes both of us, so–matt: SHIRO LIKES ME????allura: matt, i love you, but please keep up
so with this conclusion, they confront shiro and like. allura was going to try to be cool about it. but matt pretty much latches onto him talking about how great this is and allura can’t help but grin and join in.
shiro isn’t entirely sure that he isn’t dead and this is the afterlife
like, they didn’t inform him this was a thing now, they just suddenly started acting like it was. he’s not mad. just. shocked.
while matt and allura still have a lot of time together, they spend every possible moment with shiro too, and start making a point of having ‘dates’ every so often
it takes the paladins a while to figure out what exactly is going on, but until then, coran is exuberant enough for all of them
again, lance is mock-outraged (i have both klunk and klance alternate endings for this but i can’t decide and this is a shalluratt post anyway)
they all live happily ever after and the galra empire is defeated and they become galactic royalty with a small house on earth :’)
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BEN AND EZ FOR THE SHIP THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIP MEME || SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING 
who is more likely to hurt the other?
I want to say neither, but also physically or mentally? Physically, Ez ‘cause Ben is a shit brickhouse and he could literally just grab her in a bear hug until she calmed down (think that scene from Mulan where Chien Po grabs Yao and is all RELAX AND CHANT WITH ME) Mentally, Ben, bc bless him he just sucks and not being an asshole and hurts her feelings on occasion. 
who is emotionally stronger?
I’d say Ez cause she has walls of STEEL and was physically and mentally tortured for a good period of time and didn’t die. 
who is physically stronger?
Looks into the camera like i’m in the office.
who is more likely to break a bone? 
I feel like Ben, maybe? He’s much more active than Ez in numerous ways. He’d also probably put his fist through a wall if he was pissed and break his whole hand. 
who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
I think at this point they’re both pretty good at calming each other down when the other is upset? Ez, probably because she’s like built of 99% empathy.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 
Ben. Ez can hold a grudge till the end of eternity if she’s REALLY mad and Ben’s probably learned to grovel really well LOL.
who treats who’s wounds more often? 
Ez. She doesn’t get hurt that often so any time Ben hecks himself up she’ll be there to patch him up with much scolding and disapproval and a few kisses to make him feel better.
who is in constant need of comfort? 
I think that’s another even split ‘cause I see them both as being pretty needy sometimes. Maybe Ben a bit more because Ez is still pretty unsure about how to deal with affection, always subconsciously assuming she’ll be rejected if she looks for it a lot.
who gets more jealous? 
BEN, Ben for sure lmao. Although Ez has her moments too cause he’s tall and buff as hell. Ben would probably throw hands if someone looked at Ezra for too long though.  
who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
OHHHHHHH GODDDAESKD why this tho. I think probably Ezra. Ben seems at least semi-steadfast but if Ez sensed something was wrong (thinks abt russia, thinks abt her fAMILY) she’d bolt which is rly sad. She’d only ever leave out of necessity though, she’d probably put up with any number of things from Ben and heck she puts up with quite a bit already.
who will propose? 
THATS ANOTHER HARD ONE ‘cause I feel like Ez would be the kind of person that would ask like CONSTANTLY and jokingly like “hey ben you should marry me.” shit like that to lighten the mood cuz they’re fcking NERDS. I feel it would lose meaning after awhile too because they’d laugh it off and then one day Ben gets a ring and asks HER and she’s like completely floored and its great.
who has the most difficult parents?
Looks at the camera like I’m in the office again.
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
Ezra for sure, she’s pretty grabby when they’re in public.
who comes up for the other all the time? 
This is worded kind of weird and my mind went to a few Nasty places so I’ma skip it?? or say BOTH
who hogs the blankets? 
EZRA. She is the biggest blanket hog ever (unless its super cold, then she’ll share but if not ur out of luck bucko) She’s also a pillow hog, she’ll steal them all and make a lil nest for herself out of them. 
who gets more sad? 
I think they’re both prone to being morose but Ez is the one that gets really, truly sad most of the time. This is likely due to her depression and a myriad of other issues she has.
who is better at cheering the other up? 
Ben is pretty damn good at cheering Ez up tbh. He goes way out of his way to make her smile when she’s down.
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
I FEEL LIKE THATS BOTH OF THEM AGAIN, although said slaps are usually on the ass lbr. They’re always cracking really dorky jokes too i hate them.
who is more streetwise?
Ezra, ‘cause she grew up on the actual street. She’s probably saved Ben ass from some of NY’s skeevier inhabitants too bc she’s able to talk her way out of any situation. 
who is more wise?
Hmmmmm, maybe Ezra again. Ben isn’t stupid by any means, but Ez puts a lot of thought into everything and has been through so much that she’s accumulated extensive information on the world. 
who’s the shyest? 
MAAAYBE Ben, although Ez has her moments. She acts like a perky golden retriever most of the time but deep down she’s like YIKES all the time.
who boasts about the other more? 
Ben’s a fucking SAP about Ez and probably doesn’t shut up about her if she becomes a topic of conversation. Ez probably rags on him a lot (lovingly) ‘cause his ego isn’t allowed to be TOO big, but she gushes to Anya about it and how wonderful he is all the time tbh
who sits on who’s lap? 
Ez will park here ass there whenever its free tbh and Ben probably just sprawls his entire body across her when she’s not in the middle of anything TOO important (and sometimes when she is ofc)
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