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BRUCE WAYNE X BATMOM READER
“A Trophy and Chloroform”
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, and Batmom!Reader
Warnings: None
PROMPT: “Why, exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?” (Idk who to give credit to, comment if you have their @!)
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Tonight was one of the rare nights that Bruce and the boys stayed home, and went to bed earlier than 4 AM. It was storming pretty bad outside, and I was grateful that Bruce called off tonight’s patrol. The boys argued the entire night over a game of monopoly that ended with Damian flipping the board. He even went as far as to throwing the metal alloy top hat piece at Jason.
“Cheater! You cheated, Todd!” The 12 year old boy screeched and both you and Bruce stared at him. “Damian Wayne! Was that necessary?” I asked and the boy looked at me, “But mother, he clearly cheated! Since when has he been smart enough to win a game that uses some mathematics? Or Monopoly in general?” Damian said as he gestured between the now scattered board game, and Jason.
Jason stood up, “I didn’t cheat, you demon spawn!” Damian got close up to Jason’s face, “Yes.You.Did. I never lose a game of monopoly and this time should have been no different.” Damian seethed and everyone was watching the argument go back and forth.
Dick was laughing and Tim rolled his eyes, trying to pick up the scattered cards. Bruce rubbed his forehead, “Boys, it was just a game. Damian, other people can win, you know….” Damian turned to Bruce, “But father, I never lose a game. I understand if it were you or Mother, or the other two dingbats. BUT TO JASON? It doesn’t make sense!” He said and I stood up from the carpet.
“Damian and Jason, I expect you two to clean this mess up, now. I don’t want to hear another word from either of you. Damian, honey, you need to learn that you can lose and it is okay to lose.” I say as I ruffled his hair. Usually, the person who wins the “Wayne’s Friendly Game of Monopoly”, gets a little trophy that says: “CHAMP”. It started as a joke, and we continued on the little tradition.
I handed the little trophy to Jason and he smiled, “Good job, Jay. Help Damian clean up the mess, please.” I say as I gave him a hug and Jason put the trophy on the table and began picking up cards. Damian was on the floor searching for the metal pieces, “Stupid. Jason. My trophy. I can’t lose to that moron..” Damian mumbled.
Bruce picked up my hand and led me up the stairs to our bedroom. “Should we really leave those two out there alone?” I ask and Bruce grinned. “Y/N, they will be fine. Let’s go upstairs and we can have some much needed alone time.” He whispered and closed the bedroom door behind me, and locked the door.
He pressed a kiss to my neck, “Okay, I like the sound of that…” I say and he picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist. Bruce gently laid me down on the bed, and hovered over me pressing kisses to my cheeks and his hand ran down underneath my shirt.
………..A FEW HOURS LATER………..
Bruce’s hand rested on my naked hip, “Goodnight…” he said and it barely came out audible. We both were exhausted and ready to go to sleep. “Goodnight, Brucie.”
I was almost asleep when I heard a click and the doorknob turned. Assuming it was Bruce, I closed my eyes and snuggled closer into my pillow. I felt Bruce pull me closer and when I opened my eyes, Damian was standing next to my bedside. Letting out a scream, Bruce jumped, “What! What?”
“Damian! What are you doing?” I ask as I pull the sheet closer to my body.
“Mother, Father, I need to know where we keep the extra chloroform at..” he said and Bruce flipped over and pulled the sheet over his head. “I don’t know Damian….. Check in the bat cave,” Damian was about to exit the bedroom.
“Woah, woah, hold it right there mister.” I say as I sat up straight, holding the bed sheet tight to my body. “Why, exactly, do you need chloroform at-“ I looked over at the alarm clock, “at 2 in the morning?” I ask and Damian put his hand on his hip. “Because, mother, I can’t sleep and I need to put some on my utility belt.” He said and I rolled my eyes.
“Go to bed, Damian.” I say and he closed the door behind him. “Bruce, didn’t we have the door locked?” I asked and Bruce shrugged his shoulders. I heard another click, and sighed. “Bruce….” I say shaking his shoulder.
Bruce flipped over, “What, babe? I’m tired, please let me sleep..” he said and I shook his shoulder again. “Do you attach chloroform to the utility belts?”
“No, Y/N. I usually just punch the criminal to knock them out. I hardly ever use chloroform…” he said as a soft snore left his lips.
Then it hit me. Damian and chloroform equals an unconscious Jason. Quickly, I put on a robe and tied it closed, and rushed to Jason’s room. The door was cracked open and Damian was standing with a rag in his hand, over a sleeping Jason. “Damian Thomas Wayne…” I hissed and the boy looked up. “Get over here, now!”
Damian walked away slowly from Jason and came out in the hallway. “I just wanted the trophy, Mother! The chloroform would just knock him out while I took it. Plus, I would’ve done everyone a favor.” He said as he glared into the bedroom.
“How would that be doing anyone a favor?” I asked and Damian looked back at me, “Doesn’t his snoring annoy you?” He asked and before I could answer, a loud snore emitted from the dark bedroom. I closed the door and shook my head, “Damian, bed, now.” I say as I took the rag and bottle from the dark haired boy. I watched him to make sure that he went back to his room, and once he did, I went back to bedroom and tossed the rag on to the bathroom counter.
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THE NEXT MORNING
Bruce woke up and then I followed him into the bathroom. He picked up the chloroform rag and was about to wet it so he could wash his face. “I wouldn’t use that rag if I were you.” I say and Bruce looked down at it. “Why?” He questioned looking at it.
“Because our son tried to drug our other son in order to get last night’s trophy.” I say and Bruce tossed the rag into the trash. “Did he succeed?” He asked and I shook my head. “Nope, momma got there before he got the chance.” I say and Bruce smiled and pressed a kiss to my forehead. “Good.”
The sound of a thud came from the hallway and Tim yelled, “MOM, DAD, DAMIAN USED CHLOROFORM ON JASON!”
“IT’S MINE! I TOOK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!” Damian yells as he barrels down the stairs. I look over at Bruce, “Did you lock the cabinet?” He asked and I gasped.
“You have a cabinet full of chloroform that Damian is able to reach?” I ask and Bruce’s cheeks turn red, “I didn’t think he’d get into it!” He said as he followed me out of the bedroom.
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Thank you for reading, hope you enjoyed it!
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Bruce Wayne x Reader
“Adoration”
Character(s): Bruce Wayne and Reader
WARNINGS: NONE
A SHORT DRABBLE. Is that the correct term?
PROMPT USED IN ITALICS--Credit goes to: @imaginativeworks
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You and Bruce had just got home from Wayne Foundation Fundraiser, and upon entering into the Manor, you kick your heels off by the front door. The red bottom Louboutin’s were good for a gala, but to be honest, they weren’t your style. You would choose comfort over heels. It was hard being in a relationship with Gotham’s “Prince”, especially when it came to formals, and everyone had an opinion on how you looked. If you could, you would wear a pair of jeans and a band t-shirt to a fundraiser. That’s what Bruce loved about you; most of the time, you walked to the beat of your own drum. Bruce loved how you liked the simple things in life; you enjoyed wearing makeup, but boy, you were happy when you could take it off. He loved your natural beauty. He loved how somedays, you would throw your hair up in a messy bun, put on a pair of sweats and one of his t-shirts and call it a day.
Bruce was raised to dress nicely, he was able to afford nice clothing, so it was expected of him to wear nice clothing all the time. You could afford clothes, you just liked dressing in casual/comfy wear. He followed you up the stairs, and he even had to catch you a few times because you were clumsy and tripped on your dress. Chuckling, he picked you up and finished carrying you up the stairs and into your guys’ shared bedroom.
After a much needed shower, you looked at your towel clad body; you gasped when you seen the makeup that was running down your face, it left black smears down your cheeks. Bruce asked you what was wrong, and you quickly went to your vanity and pulled out a packet of makeup remover wipes. The LED lights showed your beautiful glowing skin; Bruce came out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a pair of sweats. He was drying off his arms when you caught his eye. You were sitting at your vanity with a towel wrapped around you, and he couldn’t help but to stare.
You were wiping underneath your eyes, and trying to get what eyeliner was left on your waterline. After you got your face cleaned, you gently rubbed face lotion into your face and neck. You looked in your mirror and saw Bruce staring at you; your cheeks turned red.
Shyly you asked him, “Why do you look at me like that? No one has ever looked at me like that...” You say as you look down and Bruce came up behind you. Now you both were looking at each other in the mirror. The adoration he had for you shined through his blue eyes.
“Well that is a shame then. Because I can’t even begin to fathom how anyone could ever look at you with anything less than pure admiration or affection.” He said as he rested his hands on your shoulders. You turned to face Bruce and he leaned down and pressed a kiss to your lips. You have never had a boyfriend like Bruce, and you wouldn’t trade him for anything in the world.
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Sorry it was short, but I wanted to get something out for you guys!
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thevernofficial · 2 years
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Why the Batmobile should be a Toyota Highlander 2014
Hello everyone and welcome to Vern's random thought of the week. I wanted to start off this post by saying that I am an expert because I drive a 2014 toyota highlander, so thus I have the best opinion.
Now one thing that has always annoyed me about the batmobile is how dude bro it is. I was recently watching some Batman cartoon and I thought...how the hell would you fit all the robins/partners/sidekicks of batman in that tiny convertible. Which brings me to my first point:
The amount of seats.
Now my guy Bruce Wayne has a lot of kids and companions. Are they all gonna fit in the two door dude bro convertible? No!
Will they fit in the 7-8 seating of the Toyota Highlander 2014 SUV? Absolutely!
When watching the batman cartoons I questioned myself as to why does batman not just drive a minivan. Well for one thing minivans have notoriously bad turning and control. But the toyota highlander can be seen whipping around in cities like the batmobile itself.
Another reason why we don't see batman in a minivan is because many of the robins/partners/sidekicks have their own bikes. What happens when one of their vehicles break down? This brings me to my next point
The towing capacity.
The toyota highlander has a towing capacity of 1500lbs to 5000lbs. This for sure can tow a couple of bikes. What if the bat boat needs to be launched? The batmobile can't tow a boat. But the Toyota Highlander 2014 can!
All Bruce would need to do is to put a hitch on the back and he can tow what ever vehicle he wants. Is he expecting the robins just to leave their cycles in the middle of gotham? Well that wouldn't be a problem with the 2014 toyota highlander suv.
Speaking of cycles, lets talk about weather cycles.
Gotham in the winter.
Now from my research I could find that only rarely did the Batmobile have at least 4 wheel drive. Now for those of you that have never driven in the snow let me tell you...all wheel or 4 wheel drive is very important.
I would bet my left teet that the 2014 toyota highlander would outmaneuver the batmobile in the snow.
The 2014 toyota highlander has incredible capabilities in the snow. And looking into where Gotham is, snow and slush would be a problem.
Good thing the 2014 toyota highlander suv is raised above the snow, I wouldn't want to be caught in a ground level car going over all the bumps of the terrain.
Speaking of bumps in the terrain.
Victim Transport
Now let's say you have horribly wounded. You are a regular Gothamite or one of Bruce's child collection, dealers choice. Gah Guh so much pain all you want to do is get help.
You know what's not going to help. A low car with only a handful of seats.
You know what is going to help. The toyota Highlander SUV 2014!
You have a victim with a back injury? Get that neck and back stabalized, lay down those seats, boom baby victim transport.
(before I continue please do not take this as medical advice. we are doing this in a fictional world. call an ambulance or emergency number for the real world wherever you are.)
You have a victim that is stabbed? Time to pack that shit, lay down those seats, and enjoy the nice smooth gait of the 2014 toyota highlander SUV.
Have a whole group of victims you have to transports away from a bomb and limited time? Everyone can hop in! Not only are there 7-8 seats but in a crisis you can fit more people! And you can strap a couple friends to the top to the racks.
You maybe asking, but Vern what about the weapons? I hear you. But also hear me when I say sun roof.
Just have one of the kids up top with a bazooka and marvel at the amazing size of the roof window.
Anyway, thank you all for reading my little blurb here. Hopefully, I have convinced you all that the new batmobile should be the 2014 Toyota Highlander SUV.
Embrace the future:
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