#batman posting

[motley-cunt]

do you guys think Bruce Wayne would like Andy

#andy posting #andy biersack #motley rambles #batman posting

[prismolovesfanfiction]

Riddler is a good guy bc he used subtitles on his murderous postings

we stan an accessible king

#the batman #batman posting #the riddler #riddler memes #riddler batman #batman shitpost #batman penguin #batman and harley quinn #batman robert pattinson #batman incorrect quotes #batman oneshot #batman headcanon #batman funny #batman spoilers #batman costume #batman comics #batman cosplay #batman bruce wayne #bruce wayne

[creepymutelilbugger]

why so mysterious?

-the riddler

#fuck it #196 #rule #shitpost #batman #batman posting

[ringhoarder]

#batman posting

[skinslip]

Cast Ezra Buzzington as Victor Zsasz, you cowards!!

#Batman posting

[dilfsisko]

I bet the standup comic game in Gotham is insane

#els.txt #Batman posting

[dedmau]

#batman posting

[legoyuri]

catwoman and joker with their beards

#anakin posts #batman posting #60s batman

[t4tadrienette]

For how I talk about Battinson you would think I don't like him, which is very wrong, I love him so much, he's so pathetic that I want to kiss his pathetic little wet head

#the batman #batman posting

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#I have more ideas in my head #but I didn't want to make the post too long #might repost later #might write a small fanfic off of this #I actually don't have life360 but my friend does and I'm basing this off of how she interacts with her mom #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #cardinal tim drake #stephanie brown #spoiler

[motley-cunt]

he’s taken his rightful place on my shelf…..

#the batman who laughs #batman posting #batman #HES SO COOL #don’t mind lizzy she’s just also a tall doll #motley rambles

[prismolovesfanfiction]

a real villain would simply dress up like batman and rampage so people blame batman

but theyre dumb and dont do that

#batman #the batmobile #robert pattinson #the batman #joker arc #joker origin story #batman posting #batman penguin #riddler #batman and harley quinn #batman and joker #batman and robin #batman memes #batman movie #batman headcanon #bruce wayne #batman the dark knight #batman robert pattinson #batman the animated series #batman comics #i have never seen batman

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #icb i posted this w/o tags the first time #what is wrong w me #superman: where do you find these kids #bruce: they just show up tbh #especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up #anyone: so which one is really robin? #bruce: they are all really robin. #bruce: dick wanted to kill a man. #jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY. #tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me #stephanie also wanted to kill a man. #damian did kill a man. or two. #YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark

[gladfang]

Edward Nygma is still one of the best batman villains and I’m sooo upset their chosen route to modernise him has been to make him an incel. Like I get it in a way because of the Intellectually Superior mindset he’s carried applied to modern day will look different to when he was first created - but still. I miss BTAS Eddie who was like I’m going to kill my boss with a Minotaur robot I made because he fucked me over on royalties

#batman posting

[bruciemilf]

“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath

Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me

#text #baby bruce #bruce wayne #batman #thomas wayne #dc #dc comics #text post #batfamily

[iamthedukeofurl]

"Is Superman stronger than the Hulk" "Is Hawkeye a better archer than Green Arrow" "Dr. Strange vs Doctor Fate" All bullshit. I only have one DC/Marvel crossover question. If Squirrel Girl was dropped in Gotham City, how long would it take for her to realize that Batman cannot talk to Bats.

#Posts tested in my groupchat #Dc comics #marvel comics #batman #squirrel girl