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oumu-omu · 10 months

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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #dc #batman #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick grayson #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth #fanart #he just woke up #+ ik few of them also can cook bt to me only Alf & Jason is best cooker which is y they visit (breaking) his apartment lol

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spicy-apple-pie · 6 months

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AU where Damian feels really bad for hurting Tim but won't admit it out loud, so he goes into over protective mode.

... I made a part 2...

...Part 3...

EDIT: PROSHIPPERS GET OUT OF HERE YOU GOOFS

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yuwigqi · 1 month

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HC an actual real forensic psychologist interviews Joker, and realizes he does not meet the legal requirements for being mentally unfit to stand trial (TRUE), and the jury finds he does not meet the requirements for criminal insanity (TRUE) and he is sentenced to death and just like actually successfully executed by Belle Reve Penitentiary.

Batman's official statement "I do not kill. However, I do not give formal statements in political issues, such as the death penalty. If Joker escapes, I will send him back to Belle Reve, regardless of whatever sentencing he receives. I am a Vanguard. I am not a New Jersey Apex Court Justice. Sentencing is outside my jurisdiction or personal interests. Thank you."

Orphan's statement is "I believe wholeheartedly in the sanctity of life. However, I am not opposed to euthanasia."

Red Hood gets hired as a literal Seasonal Summer Worker for Belle Reve, and stands guard.

Barbara Gordon gets hired as Belle Reve Archivist.

Duke Thomas speaks publicly about the Justice System's constant ignorance of the realities of Mental Illness, and the pathologization of acts of violence as mental illness, as well as how white men are frequently given passes for violence by the justice system.

The Joker is executed on April 1st. He is cremated, and his ashes are used in compost alongside goat and pig manure.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is tried as well, and actually found criminally insane, and after 1 year in psychiatric hospital, and triweekly therapy, she has shown proof of improvement and rehabilitation, 2 years after that, her licensure is reinstated. Instead of going into patient practice, she does psychiatric research, and publishes several papers on the interactions of PTSD and psychotic disorders, as well as developing counseling treatments for domestic abuse and cult survivors.

"Jokes on You Day" becomes a national holiday.

#The Joker #Harley Quinn #Duke Thomas #Signal #Jason Todd #Red Hood #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batfam #Cassandra Cain #Orphan #Black Bat #Barbara Gordon #Oracle #Genuinely long considered writing a fic on this #But I really do not want to write that much Joker dialogue lol

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frappegoddess · 26 days

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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

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arttuff · 3 months

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brucie wayne is not immune to the sudden urge to hug his son

#dc comics #dc #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #he brings him to his chest so hard it's gonna give him a concussion #im feeling vulnerable and huggy. my files are all filled with sketches of batman hugging his kids rn #probably wont post any LOL #anyway dont tag with ship plz #animation

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poppingaround · 1 month

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Jason: Today I’ll be teaching how to stop using anti-self language.

Dick: I’m listening.

Jason: Instead of saying “I messed up.” say “Why don’t you stop me.”

Damian: Hm.

Damian: Instead of saying “You’re great.” say “You’re a higher stepping stone for me.”

Jason: You got it.

Dick: I don’t think that’s right…

Cass: Instead of saying “I’m sorry.” say “I didn’t do anything wrong.”

Jason: Exactly.

Dick: Not exactly.

Tim: Instead of saying “People should control the government.” say “I should control the entire world.”

Jason: Hell yeah.

Steph: Instead of saying “I’m not funny.” say “I alone decide what is funny.”

Duke: Instead of saying “Thank you.” say “ ”

Jason: Damn that’s good.

Jason: Your turn.

Dick: …Fine, instead of saying “I was wrong.” say “You are wrong.”

Jason: Well there’s still room to improve but it’s alright.

#jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #from a meme post I saw on Instagram lol

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daydreamerwonderkid · 3 months

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Big bird protecting his baby bird :3

#batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #robin v #I've had this in my drafts for months #idk where the original image is even from at this point lol #anyway absolutely LOVE this cute art style #and dick's stance #very mama bear coded of him #and little damian!!!!#dreamer queue #truth and justice 16

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inspisart · 8 months

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dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

#this is not how the interaction played out in the issue btw lol I'm just having a bit of fun #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #dc #the new titans issue 65 #inspi art #I remember being baffled when i read ALPOD and tim broke into dick’s apartment like it was nothing to find out where he’d gone #like where did he learn that? reddit?#I chalked it up to comicbook goofiness and wolfman stretching suspension of disbelief a little to keep the plot moving #which is why it surprised me when they acknowledged it again #and by doing so cemented tim knowing how to pick locks and being used to breaking into apartments as a canon fact(TM)#and so hence forth he would continued to be a little contradictory weirdo who’s both normal and incredibly not normal at the same time

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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*family hanging out*

Damian: *sneaking in animals* Drake I need a distraction.

Tim: why should I help you?

Damian: I won't tell everyone how many people you killed when you blew up Grandfather's league bases.

Tim: fine. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME DICK KILLED THE JOKER AND BRUCE REVIVED HIM?

Dick&Bruce: *looks at Tim in horror*

Tim: it was getting too chummy around here anyways.

Jason: I'M SORRY WHAT!!!

Damian: *sneaks his animals in*

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #damian wayne #batfam #incorect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #shit post #i forgot i had this in drafts lol

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sunnycanwrite · 7 months

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things that have happened recently in Wayne Manor:

Alfred removed all the curtains to air then out and discovered someone has been writing on them for years.

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Dick's car

Cow shaped hooveprints were found on the hood of Jason's car

Damian decided to move out for a good two days before showing up again, and had been clingy since, weird

Tim found out he has a gluten allergy and has been in a one sided argument with Alfred over it.

Someone thought it was funny to hid every single mug in the house in Duke's closet it was not at all he opened it and a fed of the fell over and broke.

Cass fell asleep on the couch only to awake up in a completely different part of the house, her brother's fighting over what animated barbie movie to watch. They chose the twelve dancing princesses of course.