#batfam as b99

[kayjayo1227]

Batfam as B99 🩵 Happy Thanksgiving!

…i forgot to post this on tumblr on the actual holiday lol oops

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc fanart #dccomics #batfamily as brooklyn 99 #batfam as b99 #bat99 #damian wayne

[ktkat99]

Bruce, walking up on Dick, Jason, Steph, and Cass, hiding by the door to the med bay

Bruce- What's going on?

Dick- Damian's doped up on pain meds thanks to a bad fight with Killer Croc...

Jason- And Tim hasn't slept in four days

Steph- Damian's showing Tim his new goldfish, which he's keeping in a mason jar at the moment

Cass- Tim brought Damian some lemonade he and I made. It's also in a mason jar

Bruce- Oh, no...

Dick- We're taking bets on what happens first. Will Damian put fish food in the lemonade? Or will Tim-

Steph- DAMIAN JUST DRANK HIS OWN FISH

Dick- What?! Noo!!!

#batman #tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfam #robin #damian wayne #cassandra cain #orphan #spoiler #stephanie brown #batbrats #source: b99

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Tim: ... Yes.

Jason: I was hula hooping. *shows pictures* Rose and I take a class for fitness and fun.

Tim: Why are you telling me this?

Jason: Because... no one will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*

Tim: You sick son of a bitch.

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #batfamily #funny #jason todd #red hood #the red hood #tim drake #robin #red robin #rose wilson #ravager #character dynamics #batkids #batbros #bat brothers #batsiblings #found family #funny incorrect quotes #b99 #brooklyn 99 #ship dynamics #ships #jayrose

[mjbythebay]

Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

#batman #batfam #dick and damian #dick grayson #damain wayne #damian wayne #dc comics #jason todd #tim drake #batboys #jake peralta #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #source: b99 #rosa diaz #amy santiago #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily

[arrowheadedbitch]

Jason: I would never kill a kid!

Tim: I would.

Jason: Wha-

Tim: Fuck them kids.

#Tim is just kidding...probably #mostly #he's mostly kidding #its like that scene from b99 #“Who we killing? number one rule #i won't do kids #but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick #tim drake #red robin #robin #rr #chaotic tim drake #batfam #unhinged tim drake #jason todd #red hood

[mcuxhp777]

Dami & Jay: We are driving in a car

Jay: Destination; Wayne Manor

Dami: Passing the mic over to Tim

Jay, unbothered but also concerned: We forgot Tim

Dami: But it's too late, because we've gone too far

Jay: Nope, we need to turn back and get Tim

#batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #incorrect quotes #source: b99

[sis-does-simp]

On a night out patrolling with the bat-bros

Jason: *making fun of Damian’s height*

Damian: I suggest you stop it Todd, need I remind you I’m carrying a weapon?

Jason: Demon child, we’re in the middle of patrol. All of us are carrying weapons- OH MY FUCK WHAT IS THAT.

Damian: *holding a sword that clearly looks like it’s been tampered with black magic of some sort* 🤨

#jason todd #incorrect batbros #batfamily #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect quote inspired by b99

[gennydreams]

Tim Drake: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed

Dick Grayson: You were stabbed!

Tim drake: lightly

#tim drake #Dick Grayson #incorrect quotes #dc comics #batfam incorrect quotes #source: b99

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Tim: Oh brothers, that you came to me to ask for help shows how much you've matured. You know what else show's how much you've matured? Your withered faces. Jason: Now I know why you called this a suicide squad, Dick, because I already wanna kill myself. Damian: Wait a week, you'll probably die of old age. Jason: The only way I'll die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you demon. Dick: Wonderful, all of you. Very creative.

#incorrect batfam quotes #source: b99 #damian wayne al ghul #tim drake #damian learns to have siblings #kind of #jason todd #dick grayson #red robin #robin #red hood #nightwing #dc #comics #batman #batfam

[superherosightings]

#superherosightings #brooklyn 99 #b99 #source: b99 #andre braugher #terry crews #dc #dc comics #dceu #dcu #comics #dc universe #batfam #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson

[oceanview15]

Nightwing: Jason, listen, we need your help.

Jason: Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

#jason todd #dick grayson #dc #batfam #incorrect quotes #red hood dc #nightwing dc #hbo titans #titans tv #source: b99

[kayjayo1227]

RIP Andre Braugher 💙💙💙 Your portrayal as Captain Holt inspired and affected my life greatly, and led to me making many Batman comparisons and Batfam as B99 jokes. My art page wouldn’t be what it is today without you, and this page has literally saved my life.

You will be missed.

#literally my art has saved me from suicide #this hurts #thanks captain holt #batman #batfamily as brooklyn 99 #batfam as b99 #dc comics #rip andre braugher #andre braugher

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

#dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #brooklyn 99 #b99 #amazing world of gumball #skeletor meme #funny #tim drake #robin #red robin #lois lane #lex luthor #selina kyle #catwoman #batfam #superfam #batman comics #superman comics #dc #rogues gallery #comic books #funny incorrect quotes #memes #skeletor #gumball watterson #jake peralta #comics #timothy jackson drake #batkids

[slytherinpride35]

Jason: Rules were made to be broken.

Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Cass: Uh, pinatas.

Dick: Glow sticks.

Damian: Karate boards.

Barbara: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Jason: Rules.

#batfam #batman wayne family adventures #batboys #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #cassandra cain #black bat #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #barbara gordon #oracle #brooklyn 99 #b99

[a-sour-nectarine]

Tim: interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small

Jason: I would say infinitesimally.

Dick: yes, and I would say teenily weenily, we all know words. So! Sounds like we should go undercover.

#batfam incorrect quotes #dc #i dunno man i just thought it was a funny little quote #b99

[raphael-angele]

Dick Grayson as Jake Peralta cuz I'm doing the whole Batfam as the B99 now

POV: Someone has a knife to Red Robin's neck and Nightwing is trying to negotiate.

Nightwing: What do you want?

Thug: You're gonna let me walk out of here alive and then get into a car-

Red Hood: *hits the guy from behind with his gun* Got him. Another point to Red Hood

Nightwing: No fair. I was in the middle of a hostage negotiation. He was about to give up, tell him.

Thug: No, I was gonna kill him and let you kill me

Nightwing: Oh...well I should've been way more scared

---

Dick: I've been chasing this guy for three months. I got a ton of evidence, witnesses, all I need is a healthy breakfast and I'll go.

Bruce: Is that a fruit-roll up with gummy bears?

Dick: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Bruce: Remind me to take you to the dentist.

---

In an interrogation:

Red Robin: So you were just... "borrowing" those cars?

Nightwing: *on the other side of the glass* ask him about his bank account. *Slamming the glass* ask him about his bank account! Ask him about his bank- *glass breaks* account...You should ask him about his bank account. BATMAN! RED ROBIN BROKE THE GLASS!

---

Monday:

Bruce: The muggings started on XX street over two months ago.

Steph: Just like this report. You should go to charisma class.

Dick: I'm here. I'm here. I'm sorry I'm late.

Bruce: Why are you late?

Dick: My power went out last night and my alarm didn't go off.

Damian: Your alarm is power dependent? You brought this on yourself, Grayson.

Dick: Doesn't matter. I'm here now, wont happen again. Continue

...

Tuesday:

Dick: Sorry, I'm late. No hot water in the shower this morning. But I'm here, ready to go. Will cause no further distractions

...

Wednesday:

Dick: Sorry, Sorry, sorry.

Tim: Seriously? What's your excuse this time?

Dick: More bad luck. My car ran out of gas, and my clothes disappeared from the laundromat. I had to go into my old stuff to get this. *wearing his Discowing suit*

Jason: You never told us you had a time machine in your closet.

Dick: If I had a time machine in my closet, I would have a tattoo on my forehead saying that "I have a time machine in my closet"

...

Thursday:

Dick: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here and I'm half an hour early. My trail of bad luck is finally over.

Bruce: Dick, you failed your drug test. There were traces of cocaine and methamphetamine found in your urine

Dick: WHAT?!?!

---

Dick: If anything, I'm trying to OVERmine him.

Bruce: Dick, you know I don't like it when you make up words.

Dick: Are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident"?

Bruce: Yes

---

Tim: NO! I'M CALLING BRUCE AND TELLING HIM THAT YOU'RE OFF THIS CASE!

Dick: The doctor said that all the bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

---

Dick: I'm gonna go try and get it out of him.

Jason: You've been in there for 5 times. What are you gonna do? Annoy him to confess?

Dick: Ha-ha.

Also Dick: *holding a guitar* two three four. *starts strumming randomly and screaming*

Dick: *going back to the room* Nope. Didn't work.

---

Few years later:

Dick, to Bruce: Wait, I might know a way.

Cut scene:*holding a guitar* two three four. *starts strumming randomly and screaming*

Other room:

Dick: Yeah, I got to stop doing that.

---

Dick: *pouring cream into his coffee* 🎶Creamin mah coffeh and rock and roll🎶

Bruce: Dick

Dick: Ah, Bruce. You look...sad. I can never tell.

Bruce: Don't you have a suspect you have to interrogate?

Dick: Yeah, he's in the interrogation room, sitting and I assume stewing. I put on a song that perfectly sums up his situation.

Interrogation room: 🎶I got you babe🎶

---

Red Hood: Where is this guy? Deal's suppose to go down 10 minutes ago. I swear, criminals have no respect for the people who take them down.

Nightwing: Yeah, wish they could show up soon, I really have to go to the bathroom

Hood: that's the 3rd time in the last few hours. What's wrong with you?

Nightwing: B found I don't drink enough water so he's making me drink 8 glasses a day. I don't get it though. There's water in soda, there's water in coffee. There's little pools of water in pizza

Hood: That's grease, Wing.

Nightwing: It's wet, isn't it?

---

Nightwing: Hey, Batman. You get my report on the Montero drug case?

Batman: Uh, yeah. I looked it over. Nice job

Nightwing: Kay, thanks, dad.

Everyone: ...

Nightwing: Why is everyone staring at me?

Robin: You just called Batman dad. You said, "Thanks, dad"

Nightwing: What? No, I didn't. I said, "Thanks man."

Batman: Do you see me as a father figure, Nightwing?

Nightwing: What? No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure cuz you're always bothering me

Orphan: Ey! Show your father some respect.

Nightwing: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!

Batman: No, no, no, Nightwing. I take it as a compliment.

Red Robin: Not really odd. I accidentally called Batwoman, Mom once.

Nightwing: Guys, jump on that!

Spoiler: Old news. But you, calling Batman, "Daddy"

Nightwing: Hey, daddy is out of the question.

Hood: You did call him dad

Nightwing: You? Shut up. You've done nothing but lie.

Hood: Okay, fine I lied about not sneaking out to meet with Roy but the dad thing happened.

Nightwing: AHA! He admits his alibi was a lie. It was a trap

Batman: I believe you.

Nightwing: Thank you

Batman: Son

Nightwing: God dammit

Batman: You wanna talk it over later with a...game of catch?

Nightwing: ...I'd like that.

#nightwing #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #batsiblings #brooklyn 99 #b99 #source: brooklyn 99 #batman #bruce wayne #robin #damian wayne #tim drake #red robin #red hood #jason todd #cass cain #cassandra cain #jake peralta #captain holt