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pinkiemachine · 6 months

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Yes. Yes I do need that today.

Perhaps the power went out for a little while at the Manor…

Perhaps it’s snowing real bad and they got stuck there for a while…

Perhaps Alfred’s making hot coco…

Who’s to say…

#fan art #art #funny #dc #bat family #dc comics #batman #bat brothers #bat boys #bat siblings #bat girls #batfam #wholesome #cute #bats in blankets

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robinsleeping · 3 months

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Dad coded

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jeeaark · 2 months

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I love Omeluum. But I don't think Omeluum likes Greygold.

The one time everything was going smoothly in the iron throne, was the one time Omuluum ditched teleported without Greygold i.e I fucked up. Do you know. Do you know how many nets Greygold had to dodge while heading back? Too. Too many.

Thankfully! Astarion, last lad around, stuck by the ladder just in casies. And, just in casies, Astarion continued to stay there while GG caught their breath by the ladder. Bat buddy wanted to make sure they both left at the same time. Heart-warming in retrospect!

Never heard squid buddy convey such- unrestrained choked up panic over Greygold's well-being. I was touched y'all.... Until I realized there's probably more than one reason why The Emperor would be so concerned, hueeeeh

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #omeluum #bg3 emperor #the emperor bg3 #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #the emperor cursing is funny because reasons #Greygold's superpower is bringing out the best or worst in mindflayers #A tribute to calling Omeluum Omulette for the longest of times ahahaha #Bat boy is becoming a bat man ohohoho #you know because he's such a big fan of the dark. the dark kn-*shot*

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acomaflove · 10 days

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Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?

Azriel: controlling my allergies.

Feyre:

Feyre: what.

Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.

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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 18 days

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Rhys: Where's my chair?

Feyre: Cassian broke it over Azriel's back when they were wrestling.

Azriel: Correction, Cassian was wrestling. I was eating soup.

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aprill-99 · 6 months

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Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

#incorrect quotes #fourth wing incorrect quotes #fourth wing #incorrect acotar quotes #acotar #crossover #who wants to write it?#bat boys #xaden riorson #rhysand #you cannot tell me im wrong #Xaden would be adopted in 0.8 seconds flat #Violet and gwyn can hang out #Rhys and Azriel might have to fight over custody #Violet would have a lot of fun with the valkyries #Brennan has things to say about Night Court medical practices #Tairn Sgaeyl and Andarna have a lot of thoughts about Byraxis #if Xaden is 23 than he is factually at least 2 years older than the oldest we’ve seen Feyre and that’s objectively fucking funny #Rhys is in his Dad era and even if he weren’t Xaden is everything he looks for in adoptive family and IC members #Rhys thinks Xaden is baby brother shaped and Xaden thinks Rhys is a weird powerful guy who might be able to help him win the rebellion #Xaden needs a nap #Xaden is adaptable and he’ll roll with this #but damnit all if he’s not bringing Violet with him #Violet is sure something about this is funny #crack fic #crossover fic

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bibiliobend · 3 months

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If two bat boys had an argument

Cassian: I'm 80% water, 20% kindness and 100% hot

Rhys: Um...Cassian? That's 200%

Cassian: That's cos I'm twice the man you'll ever be

Azriel: *banging pots and pans screaming*

#acotar #sarah j maas #rhysand #cassian #azriel #inner circle #bat boys #illyrian #funny

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dc-and-damirae · 8 months

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dick: Is it a crime if I throw salt in someone’s face? I think it would be really funny to do that and then go ‘You look a little salty’ jason: It’s assault. dick: I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime? jason:... how the fuck were you a cop. dick, frantically: can we please not bring that up I wasn't in the best place emotionally! damian: tt' pig

#have to know the law to brake it #dick the cop #the bat boys will never not bring that up #it is their duty as siblings #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batfamily #the batfamily #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect bat bros #incorrect batboys quotes

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splitpierrot · 17 days

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the tumpet. bwaaaaa

#the april fools art is rlly cute this year #i find it funny they gave romeo bat wings yeah that boys downstairs #bedman #delilah (guilty gear)#bedman?#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #guilty gear xrd #ggxrd #doodle #reblogs > likes

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cuttyflammm · 8 months

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Sonic The Hedgehog, issue 31 (IDW).

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ghost-bxrd · 4 months

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I just realized that I passed up the greatest angst opportunity ever when I didn’t design the Tim and Jason charm to have the iconic Titans Tower slit throat/scar on the flip side and Jason’s bloody Robin mask instead of the red hood helmet on their respective flip sides, dang it 💻🧪😭

#funny things #I’m so mad tho #guess I’ll have to design more now lmao #no really how dare I pass up #this great of an opportunity #urghhhhh #ghost talks #jason todd #Tim drake #batfam #bat boys #charms #design #digital art #acrylic charms

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pinkiemachine · 28 days

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PART 4!

Part 5 👇

Part 3 👇

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fuck-kirk · 5 months

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Thinking of post AGIT Dan being all moody and emo and giving Vlad a Villain Monologue™️ à la “I’m inevitable” blah blah blah and Vlad just being like-

“…that’s great son :) here’s your dino nuggets.”

#mott txt #what an absolutely bat shit dynamic they would have in so ready to read more #danny phantom #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #Dan phantom #also I hope Dan has a teenage human body but retains his normal ghost form #let my boy remain an Eldridge horror #it would also make his dynamic with Vlad even funnier #vlad trying to ‘dad’ him and Dan just transforming and being like. ‘I am a full grown man’#n e ways idk where these tags have went .#I’ve just been thinking abt them #like how unhinged that vlad is essentially ‘raising’ Dan now ??? it’s SO FUNNY #I love it

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mad-magic33 · 2 years

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