#barsibatos

[eimikomii]

Happy birthday to the light of my life, the prettiest person I've ever met and changed my whole entire being bcuz of their existence. Happy bday my wife Venti 🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕

#venti #genshin venti #genshin barbatos #barsibatos #genshin impact #genshin #happy birthday venti #ilysm my wife

[narik0h]

Venti from last year's huevember~

#venti #venti the bard #genshin impact venti #fanart #genshin impact #bartobas #blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #barsibatos #barbatos #anemo archon #genshin impact fanart #原神

[glooumnastas]

Couple of WIPs with Katakuri in Genshin characters outfits I asked on Twitter

2/7

#one piece #genshin impact #charlotte katakuri #one piece katakuri #Rosaria #genshin barbatos #I laughing how I dress him as barbatos and as that one nun who can’t spell his name properly #barsibatos barabasos brasosâtes etc etc

[ventique-genshin]

Happy birthday to our favorite bard 🎵 

This is also Venti the bard looking at the horrors in Venti the clown’s gallery

#happy birthday Venti #our drunk archon Barsibato #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart #genshin venti #venti the bard #ウェンティ生誕祭2023 #chibi

[asoulsreverie]

#genshin impact #My art #Original #Mine #asoulsreverie #Art #Fan art #Venti #barbatos #For a second I was honestly gonna tag it Barsibato help #I tried my best ¯^¯ #Genshin fan art #Venti fanart #Ignore that it's flying I can't do backgrounds

[endenope]

Their safe words are ‘barbatos’ and ‘scaramouche’ because they’re most likely to be actual little menaces and /actually/ appear during sex and they were chosen from personal experience regarding the matter lololol

was crying at the mental image JABSCJBAKSJ

#the day a new safeword was chosen HHAHASKJCB #prob not 'barbatos' bc who knows venti might hear it and come so they just go with 'barsibato' bc thats what i lvoe calling him- #thanks to rosaria my queen AHAJSBK #own art #non sfw #-ish?

[mvrders-are-okay]

waifu’s banner is in less than a week now. waifu’s still not home.

#venti please i beeeeeeg. #venti #MY WIFE MY LOVE MY DARLING MAHAL ‘KO MI AMOR MON AMOUR MI SOL HABIBI MON ANGE CHÉRI DOVE LAMB MA BELLE MY EVERYTHING— #COME THE FUCK HOME. #genshin venti #genshin impact venti #ventits #barsibato #barbatos

[frozenambiguity]

Makes an offering to all the adorable little wind wisps on the dash. One hopes a delicious apple suffices! Now that he thinks about it, can the little wind wisps even consume food? Ah, one supposes he will find out soon enough.

#【 ic | fool you once; fool you twice. 】 #{{ happy birthday; barsibatoes }} #{{ you're the real mvp for allowing this little guy roam free and find a home in your land and people }} #{{ will never not be funny that kae is like }} #{{ points at the wind wisp form: isn't it cute?? we stan }} #{{ points at venti's human form: whomst???????? }} #{{ he really said I like the wind wisp better FHSIDGH }} #{{ for legal reasons this is a discord inside joke }}

[itskaeee]

the excitement and adrenaline is what keeps me going today (also caffeine)

#.kaes time to ramble #.kae screams into the void #it's catching up with me hhh #ahh #ahhhh #ahhHHHH #how am i supposed to feel on Wednesday #or on Wednesday evening #OR THURSDAY #good gracious #lord above #barsibatos help me

[pyriety-a]

" ...i see i must challenge barbatos for the highest adorable percentage. "

#( ic. ) #( dash commentary. ) #( crack. ) #it's a cracky night i suppose #this is. so silly sorry barsibatos–

[k0k0-library]

12 am... thoughts on Obey Me. Fourth realmmmmmmmm

It is time I talked about the Devildom, the last one of the three main realms. Now, I know the other two were short... I'm trying not to kill off my braincell. Yes, singular braincell. Mama has a los of ideas and absolutely no words to put them in here... Lisa would be dissapointed.

4. The Devildom

It was created somewhere between the beginning of humanity and the second separation of powers withing the Celestials. The apearance of this realm was due to Mox's hatered towards the creation of humans "What is the point of The Creator(s) having these worms as an experiment? No powers, no mind... no nothing!". He viewed humans as only mare pests (cut the first s and you would still be right), is viewing and will most likely forever view humans as such. For him, power was everything, not only body strenght, but also mana and spiritual powers. Humans had non, were created with none, so he viewed them as reboots. As mare little playthings for him and the others.

Not many Celestial shared his beliefes, although, and he was heavily judged for them, even though he was part of the Principalities (if he had remained in the Celestial Realm). What happened there was something out of a phychological thriller. He one by one tricked humans into believing certain lies: the sky is fake, The Creator(s) don't exsts and it's their own conscience keeping them alive, that if they jumped high enough maybe they could see the end of the universe. If you'd like, Mox was the very first person to ever create conspiracy theories... So if you want to thank someone for the fact that one of the people you know is stuck into conspiracies... it's Mox. ThAnK YoU mOX!

He, in one of his little journies in the Celestial realm (that thing is way too huge), he met the love of his life Maeke. She was the most beutiful angel who ever existed until then. But... since they were from different classes, The Creator(s) didn't like the closeness they had to one another and dismembered Maeke right in fromt of Mox. He. Was. So. DONE. With everything that these assholes did.

Mox gathered the little support that he knew he had, in which Barbatos was a part of it (hon hon hon), and began to march to Cloud9. They trashed the place in Maeke's name before they were found and exiled into a new realm. Empty and eerie. This realm is now comonly known as Devildom.

Yet, like the Celestial realm, the Devildom has a few separations. However, there is no rule stating that someone can't go in other separations (such as it is in the Celestial realm. That Hall still gives Luke nightmares, help him.) plus, Mox wanted to keep it simple. At first, since there were no sinners, the only sepparation that existed was the city in which the game is taking place.

Once the falling of humans into sin, they needed to separate thwmselves from rogue humans and so created Hell, bellow the city. It is a place in which torture runs by your own guilty subconscious. Yes, brutal punishments also exist on an outside level, but the "demons" (as they were from then on called by the celestials) prefer to see what the human mind can really invent. And they were more than surprised to see what a guilty human mind had to say for itself.

Soon enough, Mox was declared The Great Demon King by his followers, in a sense of respect and showing him their loyalty, showing him that he has the power. He needed men closer to him to rule this new realm. Of course, he offered Barbatos the spot as his right hand man, but he refused "I wish to serve you, my king. Nothing more. Please, kindly reconsider..." And he did reconsider. Barbatos was his most trusted friend, so if he felt more comfortable as a butler... then he'd let him do it. He named a great council, formed of 22 demons, called Senatoa. (I may or may not go in detail later on, idk.)

As more humans began to enter the Devildom, demons have learned from them many things about how their cities and countries were structured, they learned that both humans and celestials were completely and utterly stupid. Yet, nowadays, they imitate humans more. "At least humans have some flavour in their lifes"

Later on, he grew older and older and finally decided he should for a family. A royal family... and his children were meant to continue his legacy. He married Carolina, Diavolo's mother and had their son. Their life was very calm and quiet until the rebelion. Carolina was vieewed as Mater Supremum, loved by the people not only for the fact that she was the wife of the king, but also because she was very kind to less fortunate souls and known to try to make humans that went to hell feel a bit better about their pathetic afterlife.

In 260 moons (about 20-22 human years), the rebelion happened. Demons were called on the front by Lucifer and his brothers to help them fight against The Creator(s). Mox's old grudge fueled him in battle and Carolina together with Diavolo were helping the wounded. But then, from the sky, Seven luminuous entities began to fall accompanied by a rain of feathers and blood. Diavolo knew he should rush there and Barbatos went with him for extra hands on deck.

The first archangel he found was Lucifer, holding what was left of Lilith, crying and cursing himself for bringing his siblings into this mess that he created. The rest from here was history. After Lucifer's pact with Diavolo, it didn't took many moons beofre The Great Demon King decided to incorporate them in the official Devildom matters. They were now known as Avatars, The Seven Princes Of Hell, and viewed as royalty themselves.

Woho, the Devildom is now ready to go, baked and buttered just like fresh buns.... damn i crave some buns now....

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date #swd #devildom #lucifer #the demon kind #diavolo #barbatos #how do tags work here again? #barsibato

[starrysimps]

Let The Wind Guide Us [Venti x (f)Pregnant Reader

A/N: A little bit of angst, not too much. I loved this plot too much to not write this. Let me know what you think and if I should do more next. Anyways, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy it. Also C/n stands for child’s name. Also this isn’t proofread yet I’ll do it later today or tomorrow.

Word Count: 1.09k

Pairing: Venti x Fem!PregnantReader

Warnings: Drinking I guess

  “Venti, we’ve talked about this already. You can’t keep coming home at two in the morning because you want to drink all night.” You said to a drunk Venti. “Ehe~” Was the only response you received. Getting even more frustrated with Venti, you snapped. “You know what, I’m done with this! I’m done with you Venti!” You yelled, and left your shared apartment.

1st POV 

     I knocked on Rosaria’s door, hoping she would answer. Luckily she opened the door. “Y/n, what are you doing here at this time?” Asked a sleepy eyed Rosaria. “Well I ended things with Venti, and I was wondering if I could stay here for a bit.” I stated bluntly. “I guess, come in and we can talk about what happened between you and Lord Barsibato.” Rosaria said, being the only one knowing that secret besides the traveler. “It’s Barbatos.” I said, laughing as I went into Rosaria’s house.

     “Do you want any wine?” Rosaria asked. “NO!” I yelled. “Sorry, that's why I left Venti. Plus it wouldn’t be good for the baby.” I said. Rosaria’s eyes widened and she almost spit out her drink. “BABY?!” She asked, still shocked from the news. “Oh yeah, that…haha…” I said nervously. “Does Venti know?” She asked. “We had a dinner date planned for tonight, I was going to tell him then. He didn’t come as usual.” I said. “Oh, so he was drinking again.” Rosaria said. “Yes! I wish for once that he would take things seriously! Especially my concerns for him!” I said, getting frustrated. “Well it’s alright Y/n. You can stay at my place for as long as you need to.” Rosaria said.

     “Thank you Rosaria.” I replied. “Although, it probably won’t be long before he finds out that you’re pregnant.” Rosaria said, stating a good point. I sighed. “I know, I plan to move to Sumeru so that he doesn’t find out. Plus I have a good friend who lives there.” I said.

*Two weeks pass and I wave goodbye to Rosaria as I head off to Sumeru.*

[TIME SKIP-6 YEARS LATER]

     “I can’t believe this little girl is almost six!” Collei said. “I know, she’s gotten so big!” I said, smiling. “Mommy, where are we going?” C/n asked. “We’re going to the Windblume Festival in Mondstadt. Auntie Rosaria invited us to come.” I told her. “6 years later and you’re finally going back?” Collei asked. “Yes, I miss my home, plus the festival is a great way to have fun.” I said. “Well since I’m going too, we’ll have extra fun!” Collei said. “Yay Collei!” C/n said excitedly.

*Y/n, Collei, and C/n go to Rosaria’s house in Mondstadt.*

     Once we met Rosaria at her house, I let Collei take C/n out to play for a bit until we met up with them later. “C/n sure has grown a lot.” Rosaria stated. “Haha yeah.” I replied. “She looks a lot like Venti too.” She said “I know, she has his personality too.” I said as I sighed. Rosaria laughed. “Let’s go meet up with Collei and C/n before they cause any trouble together.” I said, as me and Rosaria left to find Collei and C/n.

……………

     Once we met with Collei and C/n, I took c/n to play with the small group of kids near the Barbatos statue. I sat on a small bench as I watched C/n play with the other children.

     A few minutes later C/n ran up to me and grabbed my hand. “Mommy! Mommy! Come look at this man singing! He’s so good! He likes music just like daddy!” C/n said. By the time she had finished talking, we were standing in front of him. My eyes widen as I realize who it is. It was Venti. “Y-Y/n, is that really you.” He asked. “Yes.” I replied, mentally face palming myself for answering him.

     “Who’s this?” He asks, pointing to C/n. “Oh, this is C/n.” I said. “Mhm! My birthday is tomorrow! I’m turning six!” C/n said. “That’s right, you’re so smart.” I said, as I laughed at C/n. “Six years old…?” Venti said, confused. My eyes widen as I realize what C/n just said. “But that would mean…” Venti continues as he looks at me with slightly teary eyes. 

     “Y/n… Is C/n my daughter…?” Venti asks. “Yes.” I say as I bite my lip, waiting for a response. “W-why didn’t you tell me?” He asked. “Well I was going to, but you never showed up for our date that night.” I replied. “I’m sorry Y/n. I truly am. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish decisions. I would like to be a part of C/n’s life.” Venti said. “What about your drinking problem?” I asked.

     “Oh, hello Y/n, Venti. It’s been quite some time since I’ve last seen you both. I’m surprised I haven’t seen you at the tavern in a few years Venti.” Kaeya said as he passed by. “What…?” I asked. “Yeah, after you left I stopped drinking. I realized that I made a stupid decision. I put wine before you, and I shouldn’t have. I’m sorry for everything Y/n. I really do hope that you can forgive me.” He said. “I do forgive you, but this doesn’t mean things can just go back to the way they used to be.” I said. “Yeah, we have a kid this time.” He said as he laughed. I rolled my eyes.

     A few seconds later, I called C/n over. “C/n, this is your dad.” I said. She smiled and her face lit up. “Yay! I finally got to meet daddy!” C/n said. Venti smiled. “I like the sound of that.” He said. “Mommy and Daddy should get married!” C/n said. “Woah there, slow down a little bit.” I said. “Ehe~” C/n laughed. Me and Venti both laughed with C/n.

     Rosaria and Collei watched from a distance. “Are you crying…?” Rosaria asked Collei. “It’s just so sweet.” Collei said, wiping her tears. They both smiled. “So I take it that we’re not telling them that we set this up?” Rosaria asked. “No, but C/n is really the one to thank. Without her being as smart as she is and following directions, this wouldn’t have worked.” Collei stated. “Yeah, that’s right.” Rosaria said. They both laughed.

*A few months later Venti proposed, I said yes and we got married at the Cathedral.*

#venti imagines #venti angst #genshin impact #genshin venti #venti x reader #venti x you #venti x y/n #mondstadt #teyvat #barbatos x reader #genshin barbatos #venti genshin impact #kids #windblume #windblume festival #collei #rosaria #x reader #genshin x fem!reader smau #pregnant #Starry simps #Starrysimps #starrysimps #starry simps

[dyukha-cat13]

The strange rites of the church of Barsibatos ha ha

I was testing a new watercolor

#art #traditional art #my art #genshin impact #artists on tumblr #watercolor #diluc #sketch #diluc ragnvindr #genshin fanart #rosaria

[genspiel]

i'm working on kaeya's hangout again and it's just. so funny to me that venti (aka mr barsibato himself) is like "maybe the amateur choir should sing their own new song instead of a traditional hymn!" and sister grace is like "hmmm but that's too different, i don't think it would be appropriate"

#tre plays #genshin impact #venti #also kaeya totally knows venti's identity lmfao #“so venti do you think the anemo archon would like to hear a new melody?” #HE TOTALLY KNOWS. you cannot convince me otherwise shdkjfhd

[p4latinus]

toots [part 2] | genshin characters [crack headcanons]

characters: bennett, fischl, venti, raiden ei, dainsleif, scaramouche, kamisato ayaka

genre: crack/fluff/humour (sfw), headcanons

tw:  the entirety of this is purely fart humour lol, mild references to shit

part 1 available here . 

bennett ✰

i have 2nd hand embarrassment

his farts r an earthquake

like a richter scale would be off charts

gift him a pack of diapers

pls i’m begging

on a lucky day he gets caught for farting

but doesn’t shit himself

smells like eggs + salmonella

no but do u guys know how bad egg farts are

like how much they stink???

bennett’s farts sound like eggs boiling in a shell.

fischl ✰

farts in soprano

talks over her fart to cover it up

“why yes, it was the divine flatulence of prinzessin der verurteilung. one shall experience such satisfaction & serendipity aft a SPLENDID BANQUET TO BE FEASTED UPON WITH THE MOST EXQUISITE members of court.”

yells to suppress the volume

oz’s last words: mein frauline… *tanjiro disgusted face*

no but it’s like gacha

sometimes her farts are loud

but sometimes they are quiet

or they stink like a mf—

either way she will over explain & complicate her reason to fart or wtv

venti ✰

… there’s a reason why dvalin beefs w venti

barsibatos more like barsiba-no

he’s drunk most of the time

so his farts gotta be nasty

poor diluc probably hates his job

as a god, he could renew his organs anw

no big deal am i right?

but his farts smell like he held them since the archon war

i’d rather throw myself off the cathedral than to smell venti’s silent wind breakers

probably would use his anemo power to prank others

smell a sudden whiff of diffusion? he blew it to u.

raiden ei ✰

bro i’m laughing my ass off over this

she is so used to farting w every yoga pose in her euthymia

plus no one heard her farts for centuries

the puppet shogun was not programmed to fart anw

ei … oh ei…

her diet consists of junk food & desserts so it’s inevitably horrendous

no pun but her farts would be thunderously loud

plus it can go on for so long bruh

even yae miko would turn to her like

‘this mf hitting the third gear’

dainsleif ✰

his pants r so tight, i just know that the gas particles r suffocating

like father free me pls… *chokes*

doesn’t seem smelly tho

just kinda high pitched

idk his farts seem cowardly to me

like they are too afraid of ripping a hole in his tight ass pants

if he wiggled his ass, his pants would rip & then his farts would be unleashed

like an abyssal roar

BAAAAADDOOOOMMMM PROOOOOOOTTTTT PRAAAATTATATATATAT PREEEEEEET BOOOOM PRAAAAAATT POOOOTTTOTOTOTOOTT PRETRETRETE PREEETTT

probably why those husks couldn’t forget dainsleif

like if u heard *that*, i don’t think u would either…

scaramouche ✰

oh god lol

it smells like pencil shavings & taco bell

a puppet has to clean its system ok

no but srsly what was ei thinking

considered to use his fart as a medieval torture device ONCE

then figured it would be too embarrassing if the culprit lived

instead he farts leisurely in his own room

kinda short & snappy like his temper

some what high pitched & airy farts

ayaka ✰

good lord she is good at holding her farts

but when she goes back to the kamisato estate

thoma secretly wishes to quit his job

loud whirling farts echoing down the hallway from the bathroom

everyone would suspect it’s ayato

until some uwu chick comes out like “delighted to make ur acquaintance”

nah man u gotta run

if only her farts smell like sakura petals

but they smell like powdered collagen induced mala hotpot

ok but if she was desperate to fart in public, she would hide in a cryo sprint

so the floor would be a wet puddle of ice and a slight bubble cracking the surface

it probably sounds crunchy

#genshin x reader #genshin humour #genshin funny #genshin x y/n #genshin crack #bennett x reader #genshin bennett #fischl x reader #genshin fischl #genshin venti #venti x reader #genshin bennett x reader #genshin fischl x reader #genshin venti x reader #raiden ei x reader #genshin raiden ei x reader #raiden shogun #genshin raiden ei #genshin raiden shogun #raiden shogun x reader #genshin fluff #dainsleif x reader #genshin dainsleif #dainsleif #raiden ei #genshin scaramouche #kunikuzushi #scaramouche #scara #genshin scara

[writerandbaka]

Huevember Day 10: Wanna some Barsibato?

Rosaria was my first main, and even now I like to play her every now and then, I love her character and background too much (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)❤

#huevember #genshin impact #rosaria #venti #barbatos #wisp venti #genshin impact fanart #genshin impact art #genshin impact drawing #my sketches #my art