#barb rambles

[jazeswhbhaven]

Ngl I'd probably flirt with Barbatos a lot while in Hades and it'd be embarrassing 🥲 just me being like my doctor told me I need more vitamin D I'm sure you can help me out right? 💀💀💀💀

I hope he'd find me at least amusing 😭

#whb #whb barbatos #barb rambles #im a loser bbyyyy

[misc-obeyme]

Okay, I need to know.

How do you guys pronounce D.D.D.?

Because I was definitely saying it like dee dee dee, but then in one of the phone calls Barb definitely said dee three and now I'm losing my mind because I've been saying it wrong the whole time.

And also dee three is so much easier?? But if they're gonna say it that way why not spell it D3??

I mean how am I supposed to look at D.D.D. and pronounce that dee three, you know??? I have complaints!

Unless everyone else has always been saying it that way and it's just been me who missed it... which is probable.

#it was in a ww too but I try to block those out #and I was also like nah I didn't hear that right #but then Barb said it too and well that was it #it probably is just me huh #slow on the uptake over here #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #misc rambles

[flea-the-circus]

even if ronance isn’t endgame, i need nancy to have an arc where she chooses her friend. in my head, the only thing that makes sense is nancy choosing robin. not even in the romantic sense (although i would die of happiness if it was), just nancy remembering her choices and not making the same mistakes she made at sixteen.

having nancy go through four seasons of chasing/grieving/fighting for her best friend, only to turn her entire character into a plot device for steve or jonathan, would be the worst possible choice the duffers could make.

#nothing else will ever make sense to me #i need to see a parallel scene from s1 when barb asks nancy to leave at steve’s house #but in s5 it’s robin and nancy goes with her this time #if they waste an entire show’s worth of character development on a love triangle im suing #i have so many scenarios in my head that i want to write about now #obvi i want ronance to be canon but i will settle for nancy’s redemption arc #honestly i’ll settle for anything #as long as they have at least three scenes together im good #i’m rambling sorry #ronance #stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

[findafight]

The urge to write an S1 au where Steve is pursuing Barb instead of Nancy and Barb is like this fuckin guy but is, admittedly, charmed by his goofiness he only seems to show when they're alone or with just Nancy and/or Tommy/Carol. And she does like him, quite a bit. She plays it coy but Nancy is there giving her side eyes like girrrllll you just made out with school heartthrob, little bit of a slut, Steve Harrington? He's giving you dopey smiles in the hall?? Was that a flirty little finger wave I saw? And Barb is going shut up Nancy it's not like me to go around making out with boys or whatever he's just cute and kind okay he's bitchy too tho it's fun to flirt I guess and Nancy is like you are also bitchy? Seems like a good match to meeee? And Barb is like FINE okay we made out under the bleachers and I touched his butt. It was so much fun.

And the hangout happens etc but Nancy is like okayyy baaaarb I'm gonna ;) head out now ;) you okay here? And Barb is like Nancy for the love of fuck I am going to make out with him and he might even take his shirt off I will call you when I get home but Nancy goes it might be a bit late to call...maybe try in the morning;) and Barb kinda wants to die a little bit because her best friend is sorta living vicariously through her and it's embarrassing to have a crush but also. It's fun and exciting to have a sort of boyfriend who's clearly super into you but also backs off when you tell him to and lets your intense best friend come to what you are realizing may have been a casual double date, so she waves to Nancy and heads upstairs.

They sleep together and it's nice and she even got him to help her take her bra off while she felt him up under his shirt and she's pretty proud of how smooth she was. But she does have to go home, so she nudges him awake and he kisses her again and she tells him she's heading home but is also stealing his sweatshirt. He gives her a lazy smile and asks if he's picking her up for school tomorrow and she's like nu uh I'll see you AT school bucko. And he gives her a little pout but says goodnight and she starts walking the few blocks to her car.

She never makes it.

The next day at school Nancy is like Steve. Where is Barb. And he's like Nancy. Where is Barb. And both go ???? WHERE IS BARB!!

Cue them both kinda freaking out, and then finding out Jonathan took pictures of the backyard and had at some point looped around and taken a picture of Barb fiddling with her Keys with Something in the background. Steve still smashed his camera because what the fuck Jonathan, the picture he took was like. Ten seconds before her bra came off? But now they're all stuck together because they've gotta find Barb and Will.

Idk what else I just think Steve/Barb is an under used ship but it's cute.

#stranger things #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #barbara holland #barb holland #steve x barb #stranger things au #starbara #that can be the ship name #coin toss to whether barb lives im leaning to her living because she wasnt trapped in the pool so she'd be able to run away #stevara #a different ship name lmao #barb x steve #idk i think barb being pursued and nancy being like damn. wish thst were me. but also. get it barb!! is fun. #bc shes not so jaded bc she hasnt gone thru losing barb #st1 #finda's rambles #finda writes stuff

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw!

Omg hiii! ‘n I’m posting it like this to keep it anonymous lolol

Diavolo’s ‘collection’ is honestly impressive- not only does he have a wide variety, anything from more basic ones to knotted ‘n bad dragon.

They’re all the highest quality too! Nothing but the best for him and his partners!

Also you can’t tell me Diavolo wouldn’t get special dildos made just for Luci and Barbatos-

Like those super detailed custom dildos, everything from the size to how many veins it has, knot or no knot- and colored to match who it’s for. Barbatos’ being shades of green and Lucifer being black and red~

After all there’s really nothing hotter for Diavolo, then getting to rile up Lucifer and Barbatos, watch them get desperate and having them whine and beg, for something he had made just for them <3

#also forgot I was gonna turn anon back on 💀 #it’ll be on again tomorrow! #lil but of rambling- geez I’ve gotta get back into my t4t drafts helpshsj #t4t anon! #obey me! #obey me smut #ro rambles #dialuci #diabarb #<what is Dia and Barbs ship name???? #do they even have one? idk- #(been in the fandom 4 years and I’m still unsure 😭)

[gg-is-a-loser]

is this anything

#i wish barb could meet brozone #queen barb #john dory #barb trolls #john dory trolls #trolls #dreamworks trolls #tw bomb #tw explosives #idk it’s the ones he used on floyd’s bottle #gg rambles #gg draws #brozone

[psychopomparia]

love when someone mentions Barbatos, most of my friends go "ah yes, the anemo archon. Venti!"

and I'm here like (innate reaction) "Barbs!! From Obey Me! The demon butler!! Love him!"

#i found out about whb barbatos a week ago after a friend and i were talking about our views of first thought barbatos #i love barbatos (obey me) #i have not much thoughts on genshin barbatos but he's aight my respects #obey me! #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #barbs #obey me barbs #genshin impact #venti #genshin impact barbatos #genshin barbatos #barbatos #barbs^2 #ari rambles

[tea0w0stache]

(A meme i suddenly remembered) brotherhood au sabbath's first encounter with rock trolls

Random rock trolls: hey, how ya'll-

Sabbath:*growls*

Random rock troll:*shrieks* GET YO FLUFFIN' DOG DUDE-!

Barb:he don't bite😄

Random rock troll: YES HE DO-

i can't stress this enough how that EXACTLY happened

and the way they walk at first doesn't help

#tea draws #tea rambles #brotherhood au #dream works trolls #trolls au #trolls barb #trolls sabbath #troll oc

[da-shrimping-station]

MC: who ate my stash of cookies?!

the brothers: none of us have, we didn't even know you had a stash

MC: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!

cue the brothers' pants bursting into flames

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MC: you fucking assholes!

turns out the brothers thought it was for everyone and shared it while MC was away

Anyway, who would've thought you could turn that into a spell! Solomon is dying of laughter in the corner

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me swd #drabble #obey me demon brothers #obey me scenarios #shrimpy rambling #who knew you could turn that into a spell #imagine everyone's surprise #will you get the fire extinguisher or will you let them suffer #the cookies :( #Barbs and Luke made them for you #should've cast a spell on the container #🦐:ramblings

[solomiracle]

nightbringer golf event. barbatos' swing gets sabotaged and his ball flies off into the sky. hours later, the ball falls and hits solomon right on his head. he dies instantly

#and someone can sing bet on it from hsm 2 #from me #obey me #obey me nightbringer #nb #obey me crack #barb #sol #rambles #imagines #obey me imagines

[rotting-brains]

vivarb is even better if you take into account the long distance cuz barb goes back home after staying in pop village for some days and max two minutes she's blasting no one like you by scorpions and max 2 hours she's sobbing to sad songs as if she just got widowed

#rea's rambling #vivarb #trolls #viva #barb

[raspberrysmoon]

OKOKOKOK HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND

i saw a possible au a few days back where owen was curts gadget girl instead of barb

but i raise you

theyre both his gadget girl, and theyre both totally in love with him

and collectively go "nononono thats unprofessional" for wildly different reasons at about the same time

also, curt listens to owen much better than barb, but barb honestly does better instructing him so it ends up looking like this

ignore how terrible they look <3 theyre xute its okay

#saf #spies are forever #tin can bros #owen carvour #what is barbs last name #barb larvernor #that #agent curt mega #can you tell i dont draw people? i can #theyre so goofy looking 😭 #raspy rambles

[misc-obeyme]

First of all, I’m pretty sure I’d give both my legs to hear Barbatos call me his sacrificial lamb. Like can you imagine him saying it to you just before he goes down on you?

Second, who is this taste tester?? My top guesses are Diavolo, Little D No 2, and Solomon. I would’ve said Luke but let’s be real, Barb loves him too much to make him a test subject. He’d have Luke be a taste tester for something he knows is delicious.

And lastly… “I jest.” I just know that if I spent any time with this man, I would end up talking exactly like him. I’d be saying that instead of “just kidding” to one of the bros and they’d just be like you’re spending too much time with Barbatos again. And I’d say no you’re wrong I’m never spending enough time with Barbatos 😡

#oh nothing just Barb thirsting as usual #I don’t even remember what this chat is from #I just found the screenshot in my camera roll lol #eta: I looked it up & it's from the UR card Believer :) #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #misc naughty times #misc rambles

[viilpstick]

look at my comfort character!

....

pride is not the word i am looking for-

#𐙚 where winter crows go 🫖 #⋆ ࣪ 𖥔 . crowe lynn #barbs' rambles 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ♡ #barbs' simp hours 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ♡

[findafight]

Kinda want to write a one-sided ronance post S4 au (within a fix it obvs) where the older teens start actually hanging out and Stobin (eventually + Vickie)confuse literally everyone. They greet each other with cheek kisses, call each other babe (or "Stevie Baby". Listen. Robin calls him bud or buddy or bub or bubba or babe and it's like why so many B's?? Argyle is vibing with it though and joins the bud train) and one time at two in the morning had a coordinated ramble about the names of the cats they will eventually get. (Sassafras, moonshine, and Garborator)

Nancy and Steve haven't really talked about anything, other than Steve saying "hey. I'm sorry if whatever I said weirded you out. I was definitely a bit delirious and Robin and Eddie AND Dustin were all making comments about winning you back or whatever which is stupid, you made it clear where you stood with me. Which wasn't with me. That's fine. and like. Okay yeah when we were together I'd daydream about you being beside me in the motorhome but thats-- it was a daydream. I was sort of thinking I was gonna die and. I wanted to share a little dream that made me happy. And then got everything confused in my head and made it weird and I'm sorry. what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry for being weird and making things uncomfortable. I'm over you. I loved you then, and you were my first real love, and maybe if things were different I could love you like that again but. But neither of us want that or the same things out of life. And we'd crash and burn again. Plus you and Jonathan are together which is a non-starter. Cannot believe I forgot that when it was happening. Jesus. So. Yeah. Sorry for being not a great friend and hitting on you in the Upside Down." And Nancy had nodded and told him not to worry about it. He had been sort of bleeding out and planning on going back into the upside down. They could both be normal about it.

Sometimes Nancy and Robin try to have "girl time" at Nancy's suggestion because they're the only girls in the older group (sometimes. But Robin is not going to let that slip out) but it's awkward without a buffer. Robin is too nervous and rambles and Nancy is too annoyed by it. But they do get on well in group settings, and Steve and Argyle are actually the keenest to smooth over any awkwardness.

Robin laughs more with the group, and grins at Steve and smirks at Eddie and has a sharp tongue Nancy can admire. She's more comfortable with Steve around, insisting he sit beside her or on the ground in front of her so she can play with his hair. (And Nancy is shocked the first time she sees it, because Steve was notoriously protective of his "best feature", but she'd asked and he'd hummed quietly as she takes her fingers through his hair and put tiny, lopsided braids in it.) It's nice to see Robin less jumpy, and wonders what it would take to see more of the side of her Nancy only sees when Steve's around. She just wants to get closer to Robin. Wants a friend.

And somehow, beyond Nancy's notice, Steve and Robin's friend Vickie slowly joins the group. She wasn't involved at all in the spring, but has been hanging around Family Video and a movie night or two often enough that when she settles more permanently in the group it isn't a very big surprise. Eddie and Argyle welcome her in with open arms, Jonathan is only his normal amount of weary of new people, and obviously Robin and Steve are excited for their friends to be friends.

But it just doesn't sit right with Nancy. She can't pinpoint why, it just doesn't. When she sees Robin and Vickie giggling together, or having some back and forth banter that seems to feed into both of them smiling, or Steve throwing his arm over her shoulder, or Vickie leaning into Robin's space as they talk. She always sits beside Robin, Steve on the other, with Eddie beside him. It's usually a tight fit for whatever couch they're on, but the four seem happy as clams to not have any personal space. Once Argyle decided to lay across all their laps, and they just...let him. Finangled themselves so everyone was mostly comfortable.

Nancy figures she is uncomfortable with it because she hasn't ever had a close friend since Barb, and was possibly hoping she could be close to Robin along those lines. So seeing her so close with the others and mildly uncomfortable around her hurt, and seeing her and Steve incorporate someone unversed in the Upside Down into their little trauma club also hurt. Because what did Vickie have that Nancy didn't? That made Steve and Robin and now Eddie stick to her like glue? That made them want her there when she didn't know anything about what they'd been through and could probably never understand?

What made Vickie Summers so special that she's taken what should have been Nancy's place beside her friends? Because that's what really bothered her. It wasn't that Vickie didn't know, it's that Nancy felt she took her place. That Nancy wanted to be where Vickie was, and she didn't know how to ask for it. Asking, trying to talk about how Steve and Robin had bonded so well after Starcourt while she ignored them and then how they bonded with and absorbed Eddie halfway into their bizarre dynamic after vecna, would feel too much like begging or admitting that she isn't quite sure how to make friends.

Nancy is jealous. Jealous that she isn't friends like Vickie and Eddie and Steve and Robin are. That she isn't the one making Robin smile and giggle so cutely. So. She tries harder. Tries to be the friend that Robin and Eddie and even Steve deserve. She tries not to be annoyed by Robin rambling (it really isn't that bad, just. Not relevant. She likes heading Robin's voice, but thinks she could really work on having a filter.), or the way Steve always asks clarifying questions when he should really have known better, or Eddie talking half in different character voices. She thinks it's getting better, her relationship with them. But, still, Vickie is always there, glued to Robin's side almost as much as Steve is, and that always annoys Nancy. Niggles at her brain, that she doesn't deserve to be there because she didn't know what Robin had lived through and fought. Nancy did.

Eventually, Nancy figures out that she wants more from Robin. Doesn't want to be a friend she smiles at occasionally, wants to be the reason she smiles all the time. And that's terrifying. Because Nancy had never considered liking girls, never thought liking girls was a thing she could do. It was something other women did, not Nancy. She liked boys and always had, but. But maybe she always liked girls...too. maybe it wasn't something she that was one or the other. Being different in a town like Hawkins puts a target on your back, being queer in a town like Hawkins even moreso.

She's leaving Hawkins in the fall. But she thinks she wants someone to come home to. She wants Robin to come home to. Robin and Steve seem to be okay with it, from what she can glean of some veiled comments they've made that she's only caught now she's looking for them. They've made some remarks around the kids that make it seem like they'd be safe to come to, no matter what. And sometimes, some of the comments Robin makes about actresses seem a little...well. admiring.

They probably, hopefully, wouldn't hate her for this. And now Nancy and Robin have a friendship, she thinks she can. It's early July, and Nancy is going to ask Robin out.

She gets her alone, bites her lip, and asks Robin in no uncertain terms to go out on a date with her. Robin stares, mouth agape.

"oh," she says.

Nancy smiles, a little. "Yeah. So. What do you say?"

Robin blinks, and takes a shuddering breath. "Oh my god. I. Nancy I'm really flattered but I'm no-i dont- uhg. I'm dating someone." she groans, rubbing her hands over her face.

And oh. Nancy read the situation wrong "oh. Steve. It's fine! You don't like girls, thats--thats totally fine! Id just, um. That is,-"

Robin waves her hands. "No, no! I'm not dating Steve! You clocked me correctly. Definitely gay! Don't worry about that! Hah."

Something in Nancy twists. "Oh?"

"yeah. Yep. Not only am I a lesbian in a small town, I'm a lesbian in a small town that somehow also has a girlfriend." Robin says the word dreamily. Like she still can't believe it. Nancy's brain fills with static. She was too late. Too caught up with how she missed so many chances in the past, that she missed her chance now.

But Robin keeps talking. "And, like. Even if I didn't, I don't think it would have worked between us anyways. Too different, y'know?"

"what?"

Robin gestures with her hands between them. "Well, like. I like being your friend. But, I mean, I wouldn't date you?"

"why not?"

Blinking, Robin tilts her head. "Because of Steve?"

Something bubbles hot in Nancy. "What the fuck does Steve have to do with wether or not we would date?"

"Nancy. Steve's my best friend." As though that explains anything.

"yes? And?"

Robin looks uncomfortable, shifting sideways. "listen, Nancy. You're a good friend. And I've just rejected you. Maybe we should just. Ah. Leave this? I'm really sorry. I'll give you some space, just find me when you're ready?"

"no. What do you mean that we couldn't date because Steve is your best friend? Why would that have any effect on how you date?"

"it doesn't! Not really! Just. Nancy, you broke his heart. His soft, squishy heart! You kinda sorta cheated on him-details very unclear-and then just. Moved on. Pretended like nothing happened. I couldn't do that to Steve. Dating a friend's ex is a bad move. Dating an ex that broke a friend's heart is just cruel." She sighs. Looks sad. As though she isn't the one rejecting Nancy and tearing her apart for how a relationship ended almost two years ago. What did that matter, now? "You're my friend, Nancy. I like you! But even if Steve has moved on, forgiven and forgotten, and if things were a bit different given his full support for us dating if that's what I wanted, I think I'll always remember how he-- how much it hurt him."

"oh"

"I'm. Nancy I'm really sorry. I know how scary it is to put yourself out there, especially like this. It's not fair. I'm just sorry. But. It was true. Steve's the most important person to me. I couldn't ever hurt him. Not like that. Not even if he said he was fine with it."

Nancy stands and walks away. She doesn't cry until she locks her bedroom door.

#robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #ronance #one sided crush #spicy six #steve harrington #i just think a confrontation between robin and nancy would be really interesting #and robins feelings about things between nancy and Steve and how that would be something of a non starter for a romantic relationship #even if steve was like super cool with it i dont think robin 'held a grudge agaisnt steve for a year bc her crush had a crush on him' #would axtually let it go #and also nancy wanting friends! give her friends. i have so many emotions about nancy not really having friends #since barb died. :( i want her to have friends that she isnt dating ir wants to date!!! #finda writes stuff #finda's rambles #implied ships are #steddie #robin x vickie #robickie

[midnightsnackblog]

Kismet hcs

Had to put this out there or I might just implode on myself lol

Trickee

Queen Barb is Trickee's older sister but neither of them knows they are related. 

Thrash has informed Barb about losing Trickee's egg but they still have been unable to find him. Barb keeps up that hope to find him though. 

Trickee walks with a limp, due to him being a reckless individual he is injury prone. 

Trickee has fangs like rock trolls due. 

Met his Girlfriend Fuchsia when he was caught in a few vines, and the rest is history. 

Trickee proudly wears the badge for “Swears more than anyone In pop” 

Ablaze 

He's a troll that was heavily involved in the Rock Takeover for he was the one to unintentionally give Barb the idea of bringing all trolls together. 

Ablaze was Barb's right-hand troll during the invasion, though he worked through most of the technical stuff rather than being hands-on with it like Barb was. 

Ablaze had challenged Barb for leadership when he realized she was taking it too far. Queen Barb eagerly accepted the challenge and he was severely injured from that attack. 

Since then he has had trouble hearing, ringing in his ears is mostly a common occurrence so he shouts to try and hear what others are saying. 

His voice is also shot, having used as much power as he could to overtake Queen Barb. His voice hasn't recovered since then. The most he can do is talk in a rough growl. He can still sing but it hurts for him to do so

Hype and Boom.

They came from the same egg, the twins were pretty close with one another as a lot of the adults would constantly tell them how odd they were for being hatched from one egg. 

Hype and Boom often got into the most trouble when they were kids. 

They were almost eaten by Bergens once but managed to escape from them. 

#mayonaka rambles #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls kismet #trolls ablaze #trolls trickee #trolls hype #trolls boom #trolls barb #trolls oc #trolls headcanons