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byebyebikinisss · 2 days ago
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lemme tell yall bandanas are the SHIT
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cowboylarries · 12 days ago
hello yes harry was indeed waltzing around wearing the blue bandana again
😭🥺 IM CRYINGGGGG
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calumthoodshands · 28 days ago
I haven't seen you in a few days and I don't like it
So I'm gonna spam you with some serotonin
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^^^^I mean LOOK at this cute little shit
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I — that is the sweetest message i’ve ever gotten shat like what
I mean i’m still here don’t worry and i am thinking about doing a reblog spree sometime soon so 😌 you’ll notice. But yeah that is pure serotonin i don’t even know where to L o o K like — oh my god every picture is better than the other i can’t even 😭 and moose doing a cameo 🥺
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gladiates · 3 hours ago
12, 14, 22, 25 ;) ❤️
thanks for the ask!! <3
12. A language-related topic you find overlooked or underrated?
Not exactly a topic, but I wish lesser studied languages (like my beloved Hindi) were appreciated more! I know it can be hard to find study materials or partners, but there are so many amazing languages in the world! I'm in the US so most people just study Spanish or French or occasionally other major languages.
14. Speaking, signing or writing?
Definitely writing! I'm pretty quiet and also bad at pronunciation, so speaking is not my specialty at all, and I've never studied a sign language.
22. What are some speech habits that you only show in your non-native languages?
I struggle with pronunciation a lot, especially when I studied Russian--I could never really get ы right in particular. I also have a very American accent.
25. Share a language fact!
"Bandana," "khaki," and "pajamas" all come to English from Hindi! There aren't many loan words from Hindi in English so I always like finding out about which ones do exist.
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theancientwonder · 4 days ago
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FIANCÉS MY BELOVEDS
[ID: Three shoulder-up uncoloured sketches of c!Quackity, c!Karl and c!Sapnap. They are all smiling. Quackity has a scar running down the left side of his face and is wearing a beanie and a sports jacket. Karl is wearing a jumper with a shirt underneath. Sapnap is wearing a bandana around his forehead and a hoodie with a t-shirt over it. /End ID]
I’d give you a lil parasocial /p kiss if you reblog 👉👈 But of course, that is not something you are required to do :D 
Fun Story: Today is my official six month “anniversary” of being in this fandom! That is half a year, my god. Gotta say I am pretty happy I got into this fandom, it has it’s ups and downs, and it has permanently fucked up my sleep schedule, but it’s still good fun and I’ve got to know a lot of people because of it! (especially @newdayslinguine​ !!). On that same day six months ago, I got a new sketchbook, and it is literally 90% mcyt stuff now lmao. Anyway! I thought what better way to celebrate that with some doodles of my favs!
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lingermylingen · 9 days ago
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soft: % i dont understand percentages so im leaving this bit blank
baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet-scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart-shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night
dark academia: %
neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose-fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal no makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story
edgy: %
closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing | weird humour | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low-quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks
70′s: %
colourful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | diying everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid-heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding
preppy casual: %
collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewellery | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairy lights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details
i was tagged by my beloved! @sowinglavender tagging @thread-and-thrum
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ok-ak · 12 days ago
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blue bandana, my beloved!!!!!!!!
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solvetheminourdreams · 12 days ago
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blue bandana my beloved <3
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nemiyoru · 17 days ago
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So I was tagged by @sokoe in tagging game and what are these games if not another form of uquizzes (my beloved)
I choose things that are aesthetically pleasing to me so some of them overlap with things I actually have/practice or trying to achieve uwu
i tag @glittershitgore and @tesssaforsythia (bc I don’t really wanna put pressure on anyone xd)
rules: highlight and count your score for each section
➼ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 : 11/20
baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | re-watching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |
➼ 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀 : 9/20
neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |
➼ 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐘 : 11/20
closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair| low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |
➼ 𝟕𝟎’𝐒 : 8/20
colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |
➼ 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 : 5/20
collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details | (I’ve only tagged collared clothes bc of my colorful short sleeved button-ups lol)
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judastarkid · 18 days ago
💎🗝️ for mechanic au!!
mechanic au (written by myself and @izzy-mccalla) my beloved
my favorite part... its gotta be the montage of everyone asking zoey to the party in different ways. peak humor for me
i was thinking about jane levy in overalls with grease on her nose and a bandana pushing her hair back ill be honest. and bi zoey rights
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jonahintwstmchybridau · 18 days ago
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TWST MC Hybrid AU: Glory the Starborne
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“Who are you? Why are you in my tower?”
~ Gloriane Corbett belongs to @nqchristine22​. Originally written in Google Docs with her help in all detail. This is a temporary post until Christine is back to Tumblr.
-Basic Information-
Name:
Glory Corbett (current name) Princess Gloriane Lexington Lunaris (official name)
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Date of Birth: 21st March
Status: Alive
Hometown: 
Angarika Queendom (original hometown)
The monarchy that rules over the Nether, a dangerous hell-like dimension filled with fire, lava, and fungus-based vegetation. It was founded in ancient times by Mother Gothel, Mother of Fallen Star, First Queen of Angarika Queendom. The royal family is the direct descendant of Gothel. Only women can sit on the throne.
Merlin and Viviane's Tower
Glory's hiding tower is hidden in a large rock pit by a cave. The cave leads out into the forest with its opening hidden by a curtain of plants. She has a personal garden with variety of flower that grows at the base.
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-Hybrid Information-
Hybrid: Starborne
You are a creature from the star (no, not aliens). You can control the stars and send a meteor shower toward your enemies. You heal quicker and launch yourself like a shooting star if you jump really high. Though, you will take damage from that.
Additional Power:  Sundrop Healing
Glory has the power to heal any sickness or injuries, even moral wounds as long as she sings an incantation, a song. This power is rooted in the Immortal King’s blessing to Mother Gothel and her descendants, including Glory, can use this power.
Weapon(s) of Choice:  Dagger
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-Appearance-
Eye Color: Gray
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Curled except shorter that reaches down her shoulders
Skin Tone: Pale
Height: 170 cm (5'6 inches)
Weight: 63 kg (140 pounds)
Wardrobe:
In the beginning, Glory wears a simpler outfit. She wears a yellow capelet with white edges underneath a white shirt and yellow vest. Her skirt is yellow with white decorations, along with an apron. She also wears black sandals and gloves.
During her coronation and after, she wears a yellow and pink dress. Her top is black and white with yellow cloth around her chest and off-shoulder pink sleeves. Her skirt is pink underneath the yellow cloth. She also wears a black stocking and yellow high heels. In addition as a starborne, she has a white scarf tied behind her back in a giant bow, along with a pink bandana with a yellow star pin.
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-Personality-
Glory was once a vibrant and loving child who loves her family and her beloved Marc, however, her personality changed when her people killed her family, her best friends, and were about to kill her. Even worse, Marc is part of the Great Myrios kingdom and it broke her heart. As a result, Glory closes her heart to others and vows to retrieve her kingdom through rigorous training with the help of her mentors. She has a difficult time opening up to new people and the only two people that she can trust are her mentors Merlin and Vivien. Although cautious and distant, Glory shows a passionate and gentle side when it comes to her hobbies like gardening and art. She also shows empathy towards nature as shown when she heals a wilted plant or an injured animal. She soon became awed with the world’s inner beauty thanks to Jonah. As the story progresses, she slowly warms up to people like Andie, Jonah, Charlie, Lynette, and Astrid as slowly starts opening up to new people and slowly becomes caring towards her new allies. She’s also inexperienced with her starborne powers but she slowly improves as the story progresses with the help of Merlin and Vivien. She also struggles into coming to terms with her identity when the ghost of her ancestor torments her mentally and emotionally.
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-Background-
Gloriane is the firstborn of the Angarika Queendom and the heir to the throne. While she is a starborne hybrid, she's a late bloomer for she hadn't shown any sign of her power. When she was a child (maybe 12 years old) she was betrothed to a noble human child from Overworld named Marc and would be wed when they're an adult. For now, they would get to know each other.
However, one year later, when Gloriane was 13, the human kingdom, the Great Myrios Empire, invaded the Nether, killing her family and about to kill her. Fortunately for her, her mentors, Merlin and Viviane, help her escaped. Now, the three of them are living together in hiding, until the time is right for Glory to revive her fallen kingdom.
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-Relationship-
Her Parents [Francine and Brenton Corbett]
Glory shares a loving and respectful relationship with her parents but was heartbroken when they were killed by Great Myrios Empire.
Her Grandmother, the previous queen [Gardenia Lexington Lunaris]
Glory shows admiration and respect for her grandmother but was heartbroken by her death.
Merlin Spellman
Merlin has been with her since the day of her birth. Both of them share a grandfather and granddaughter-like relationship as Glory shows great care for him. He, along with Vivien are the only two people that Glory can trust.
Vivien Lakeshire
Like Merlin, Vivien has been with her since birth. Glory and Vivien shared a sister-like bond. She along with Merlin are the only two people that Glory can trust.
Marc Corrin
Glory loved Marc since they were children. Glory loved him for his humor and kindness. However, her view changed when she discovered he’s part of the Great Myrios Empire. As a result, Glory developed a hatred for Marc for taking her family away and vows to take her kingdom back.
Harriet Greene and Zara Fitzgerald
Harriet Greene and Zara Fitzgerald have been Glory’s friends since childhood. However, Glory became devastated by their deaths at the hands of the Great Myrios Empire.
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-Like & Dislike-
Like:
Art and Gardens
Glory loves art and gardens. Gardens like flower gardens, butterfly gardens, etc. 
Stargazing
She loves looking at the stars because the stars remind her of her family. 
Forest Exploring
She also loves roaming around the forest with Vivien and joking around with Merlin.
Dislike:
Spiders
Glory hates spiders due to her phobia that manifested at a young age. 
New People
Ever since her family's death and Marc’s betrayal, Glory seems to show distrust of new people due to her cautious nature. She doesn’t even like intruders and her garden being ruined or invaded.
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-Trivia-
With the amount of free times she have, gardening has become a hobby. She also knows a lot about wild flower and barries, along with flower language. She’s also good in making flower crown in shot amount of time.
She’s a late bloomer in her Starborne power, unlike her Sundrop Healing which she master, making her the healer of the group.
Being a descendant of Mother Gothel, Glory was worry that she would follow her bloody trial in history. That’s why she chose the peaceful ways in combat, with words instead of violence.
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sugarmaplewings-fics · 19 days ago
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Public Displays
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Pairing: Kirishima x reader
Warnings: A little kissy-kissy? Some light PDA (as foretold by the title). Otherwise nothing
Author's Note:
I initially intended to leave this request for a Sugar Sap hours drabble, but I really took the prompt and ran with it! Thanks for sending this in nonnie, it was a really cute idea! I'm also trying out a slightly different writing style, so tell me if you like it!
Anyhoo, tomorrow is my last day of school, so hopefully I can get back on consistency and make plans for the summer. Requests will open again soon (probably)! Watch for that!
Enjoy <33
-Sugar
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“Can you believe Aizawa-sensei assigned us a paper five days before the last day of school?” Mina griped.
“I know,” Kaminari groaned in agreement. “I still haven’t finished my revision for the last one.”
“Dude, that was due last week.”
The blond threw his head back on the couch at Sero’s comment, covering his face with his hands. “I knowww,” he whined.
You, Mina, Denki, Sero, and a silent Bakugou all sat in the common room, having one last conversation on the couches before bed. The windows around you were dark, giving the room an almost cozy vibe. The five of you were spread out on the cushioned sofas, reclining deep in the drowsy sensations of just finishing a long day of classes. You were tired and you knew you’d be going to sleep soon, but your friends had decided to have a final moment together with chatter and hot mugs of tea before finally parting ways.
You had a bit of an additional ulterior motive in staying up: waiting for your boyfriend to get back from his internship. He was always out late on patrol these days—although, you figured by now he was already on the train back.
It was nice to have your friends keep you company while you waited. You smiled to yourself at their antics as they complained about homework. You had to admit, it was nice to know people who were in the same boat as yourself, so to speak. Except for Bakugou. He seemed to always be on top of everything, no matter what. Honestly, you were surprised he hadn’t pitched in on the conversation yet to berate his fellow blond. Perhaps he was too tired to say anything, seeing as it was past his usual bedtime. Or maybe he was doing his best not to draw attention to himself lest anyone question why he might be waiting up and spending time with the rest of you. Either way, you were glad he didn’t use his chance to rub in his impeccable time management skills.
A few more minutes went by of talking amongst yourselves until finally you heard the front door open. All heads turned towards it, watching as four familiar heads of hair filed into the building.
Kirishima broke off from the group, waving his fellow work study classmates goodnight before heading towards the couches seating you and your friends. Uraraka, Tsu, and Midoriya called out a quick acknowledgment and ‘goodnight’ to your group, heading in the direction of their rooms, but your eyes were elsewhere as a certain someone approached you.
Even though he was clearly exhausted, he looked good, as always, with his spiky hair tied back in a bandana and a sleepy expression on his face. He smiled at you from above, catching you up in looking into his scarlet eyes, crinkled just a bit at the corners with cheer.
“Hey, Kirishima,” Sero greeted casually.
“How’d your patrol with Fatgum go?” Kaminari asked.
“Good.” Kirishima sidled up in front of you. Without warning, he tucked one hand under your knees and another below your butt, lifting you with startling ease just enough for him to slide under you onto the couch and place you on his lap. He took a moment to adjust you, cradling your body in his arms and pulling your legs to a more secure, comfortable position, hugging you from behind.
A shaky grin made its way onto your face, flustered at the display he’d put on so casually. You glanced around to check the reactions of your friends, heart beginning to hammer in your chest. Sero and Bakugou seemed unfazed, the latter pointedly glaring at the floor. Denki looked at the two of you wistfully, probably wishing for a significant other of his own to snuggle with. Mina rested her head on a pink palm, gazing at you in some blend of dreamy happiness, as though she was glad her close friend had gotten together with her classmate from middle school.
Your attention was brought back to the redhead when you felt his cheek brush against yours, warm and soft and fuzzy with the occasional textured blemish on his teenage skin. His chin rested on your shoulder, and you felt the contented expansion of his chest as he heaved a quiet sigh. You were able to see his eyes were closed as he nuzzled into you.
“Comfy?” you asked with a quirked brow and a jittery half-laugh.
“Mhm,” he hummed, and you swore by the way he leaned into you that he’d fall asleep at any minute. Eijirou loved showing you off as his and wasn’t one to turn down a little PDA, but you couldn’t remember him doing something like this before. He never ceased to surprise you. Then again, he was probably more lenient due to his tired state, not caring who was around when all he wanted was to hold your warm body to his.
“You two are so cutee!” Mina gushed, drawing out the last syllable.
Eijirou chuckled, lids still shut, a hint of color appearing on his face. “Sorry,” he mumbled, and you were able to feel the rumbling vibrations of his voice on your back. “I hope I wasn’t interrupting anything when I came in.”
Kaminari grinned and rolled his eyes. “Feels more like we’re the ones interrupting something, but you're good.”
The others had gotten used to Eijirou’s advances on you around them, but even as often as he did it, it felt like the only one who wasn't accustomed to it was yourself. He never failed to make your breath hitch and your heart beat a little faster. From just the right words or gentle touches, you found him playing you like a fine-tuned instrument, and you were more than happy to let him.
You went back to your original conversation soon after that, quiet laughter and hums of agreement accompanying friendly chatter. Bakugou didn’t stick around for long once he knew his best friend was okay, standing up with a grumbled “‘Night” as soon as he finished his lukewarm tea.
The chatter amongst yourselves gradually began to peter out, interrupted by stretches and yawns. Your remaining three friends decided to call it a night, heading to the elevator with teases and well-wishes, leaving you and Eijirou alone.
The second they were gone, he turned you to face him, suddenly a little more awake. He touched his forehead to yours and slotted your noses together, taking you in for another few seconds before he finally kissed you.
“I missed you, baby,” he murmured, pulling your body flush against his in a tight but gentle hug.
“I missed you too.”
He languidly began to press kisses over your face, pausing to pull back just enough to let out a small groan when your hands began massaging his back.
“Feels good,” he whispered in an almost trancelike state. “You’re makin’ me even sleepier . . . .”
You pressed a kiss to one of his closed eyelids, tittering to yourself. “Maybe you should head to bed then, sweetheart.”
“Nooo.” He hugged you even tighter, pouting. “I want to stay with you. I haven’t been able to kiss you in three days.”
“So kiss me,” you said with a shrug.
He connected his lips with yours, humming as your mouths moved against each other. It was soft and warm and sweet, and the little tingles of electricity that shot through your chest made you half wonder if Denki had stayed behind after all.
You didn’t want to pull away from the wet slide of his tongue, nor leave the feeling of his endearingly sharp teeth, but eventually you ran out of air. Your lungs refilled with oxygen and Kirishima’s scent, and you were unable to stifle a little yawn of your own.
“Can you come to my room tonight?” Eijirou asked you. “I don’t want to leave you again.”
You frowned. “Remember what happened last time we got caught? Aizawa would have our heads if he saw us again.”
“But (Y/N), it’s the end of the year. What’s he going to do?”
“He could ask us to not come back next year,” you pointed out dryly.
“We’ll be extra sneaky then,” he persisted. “He didn’t catch us all those other times we did it. Last time was just a fluke.”
“Eiji, I don’t know—”
That’s when he hit you with the puppy eyes, and you knew you were done for.
You scowled at his tricks, trying to ignore the pang you felt in your heart as soon as he looked at you like that. “Fine,” you conceded in defeat. “Just don’t forget to wake me up on time.”
He beamed at you, displaying his pearly white shark teeth you’d fallen hopelessly in love with. “Of course!”
You dismounted from the tops of his thighs, taking his hand in yours and walking to the elevator by his side. You leaned into him on the ride up, glad you were already more or less ready for bed.
As soon as Eijirou was finished changing and brushing his teeth, you were back in his arms, snuggled up in his bed. Even through your anxieties of being discovered a second time spending the night in the room of your beloved, you had to admit nothing was better than falling asleep to his low voice and gentle kisses. You drifted off with your legs tangled together, face buried in his chest. His scent was all around you, and it was warm warm warm.
“Goodnight, darling,” he murmured to you, already half asleep.
“Goodnight.”
“Love you.”
“I love you too.”
And with that, you were lost together in repose, the steady breaths and heartbeat of the other lulling you into a deep slumber.
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untouchable234 · 24 days ago
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AJ the Undaunted, Ch. 5: Twins 2 Twins
To Rayme, Callie, and my dad
Twist had a pair of twin sisters - younger than her by two years - named Pepsy and Pizza. Mischievous and playful-natured, they were completely identical - meaning they had the same gray eyes, chestnut hair, cute button nose, etc. The only way their family could tell them apart was through their slight clothing and personality differences: Pepsy, the first twin, was a somewhat gullible troublemaker who wore a pink crescent moon T-shirt, a dark gray satin skirt, and a bandana in her hair, which was cut short like a boy’s. On the other hand, Pizza, the second twin, was (for lack of a better description) a whiny, shy, insecure hothead who wore a blue knit hat, pigtails, and a white shirt underneath a pair of overalls and carried a pink reindeer puppet with her for security reasons.
Pepsy and Pizza were inseparable BFFs about 70% of the time, playing and wreaking mayhem together like a pair of humanized gremlins. For the other 30%, however, they fought over the sort of stuff that would only make sense to six-year-olds, like --
“It’s MY crayon!” Pizza yelled as she and Pepsy had a round of tug-of-war over a certain blue coloring utensil.
“Nuh-uh, it’s MINE!” her twin countered, tugging the crayon her way.
A few tugs and juvenile insults later, the crayon broke and the twins’ parents had to intervene.
“Lemme at ‘er, lemme at ‘er!” Pepsy yelled, squiggling and squirming in her mother’s grip.
Pizza blew a raspberry at her twin from her place in her father’s arms, her reindeer toy sticking out of her overalls pocket like a gun.
Frustrated, the girls’ parents gave them each their own separate box of crayons and ordered a separation for the rest of the afternoon. Pizza would remain in the TV room, while Pepsy would be moved to their shared bedroom upstairs.
Before the prank-happy twin was ushered up the stairs by her father, she managed to spitefully kick her sister in the tushie, eliciting a yelp of pain from both first-graders. (According to their family doctor, this was a twin thing; they could feel each other’s pain).
“Humph,” Pizza scoffed as she walked back to where her coloring book was in front of the sofa. “Pepsy can be a real meanie sometimes, right, Prancer -- Prancer?”
Pizza dug in her overalls pocket and gasped. Prancer, her beloved toy reindeer, was missing! The little girl began to hyperventilate as she searched up, down, and all-around for her favorite toy - in between the couch cushions, under the coffee table, in the remote basket - but Prancer was nowhere to be found.
Crushed, Pizza sat down in front of the coffee table, hugged her knees, and began to cry.  Where, oh where, could her beloved Prancer be? It wasn’t time for Mommy to wash him, and even then it wasn’t like Mommy to suddenly throw him in the washer unannounced. Furthermore, the blue-hatted girl could’ve sworn she had Prancer with her when she and Pepsy were --
Pepsy.
A sudden bolt of realization hit Pizza like a brick to the head, followed by anger so hot it burned her face like a hot coal.
“Pepsy,” the little girl thought again, standing up and trembling with rage only her big sister could top. “I will destroy you!”
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Meanwhile, in the upstairs storage room…
Pepsy had indeed procured her twin sister’s puppet and was in the middle of hiding him in an old Tupperware box when Pizza suddenly kicked their door down with a BANG!.
“PEPSY!” the blue-hatted girl growled angrily. “GIVE ME BACK MY PRANCER!”
Pizza jumped on top of her twin and wrestled her beloved reindeer out of Pepsy's grip.
“I oughta tell Daddy on you, missy!” Pizza huffed, wagging her finger incriminatingly at Pepsy.
The prank-happy twin didn’t answer, she just giggled like she was the world’s greatest comedian. This pissed off Pizza so much she reached behind herself and spanked her bum as hard as she could.
Both twins squealed in pain, but Pepsy’s was louder.
“Pizza, how could you!?” the prank-happy girl whimpered as she got up and rubbed her aching tushie. “You know I have Red-Bum-Bumitis!”
(Red-Bum-Bumitis was a condition Pepsy had been diagnosed with back in preschool, which gave her itchy red marks on her rear-end that stung when hit).
“Hmph!” Pizza folded her arms in full “pout” mode. “Serves you right for being a pug-faced poop-eater!”
Now of all the things you should never call Pepsy Tequila Holloway, “poop-eater” was in the top three (“I swear, I totally thought it was chocolate!”). As soon as those two cursed words left her twin sister’s lips, the prank-happy girl’s blood began to boil and churn with anger, causing steam to blow out her ears like a screaming teakettle.
Sensing she’d done goofed up, Pizza slowly backed towards the door, hoping to escape, but Pepsy jumped on top of her and began yet another dust brawl.
The screaming and punching soon attracted the attention of Mrs. Holloway and the twins’ older sister Twist, who came in to intervene. (Their dad, Frank, was busy watering the plants out back at the time).
“I’m guessing either you girls are having a bad day, or your panties are too tight,” remarked the eldest Holloway girl as she held Pizza’s hands behind her back to prevent her from beating the living crap out of her twin.
“We think Daddy got us the wrong size!” the twins wailed as they began doing the Wedgie Dance in their family members’ arms.
~~~~~
So after a quick lecture, Mrs. Holloway ordered her twin daughters to “hug and make up”, but the mere idea of this seemed to revolt them.
“Eww, gross!” Pizza gagged, making Prancer shake his head so he’d agree with her. “I’d rather kiss a booger-monster than hug a big meanie-pants like her!”
“Yeah, sorry, Mommy,” Pepsy said, putting her hands up as though she were surrendering. "I don't hug mean, little piggies.”
And the two little girls walked away, Pepsy headed for their bedroom and Pizza for the TV room downstairs.
Already used to this sort of thing, Twist and her mother counted down on their fingers: “Five, four, three, two, one...”
Right on cue, the twins zipped back to the second-floor landing, bawling their eyes out and hugging each other.
“I-I’m sorry, Pep!” Pizza wailed. “You’re not a meanie-pants, you’re the bestest twin a girl could ever ask for!”
Pepsy choked out between sobs: “You’re my best friend, Pizza!”
“Awww!” Mrs. Holloway always found it cute whenever her younger daughters resolved their conflicts, even if it was a very common occurrence.
Twist stifled a giggle.
“What’s so funny, Bertha?” Mrs. Holloway asked.
“P-Pepsy called Pizza a piggy,” Twist answered, still struggling to hold back her incoming giggle fit. “B-But you and Daddy said they’re 'idenn-ickle' twins, so wouldn’t that make them both piggies?”
“WHAAAT?”
Pepsy’s face flushed at this realization, while Pizza’s morphed into a combination of shock and glee.
“We have the same face!?” the blue-hatted girl said, turning to her twin with mischievous glee in her gray eyes. “We’ve had the same face this whole time, and yet you still wouldn’t play dress-up with me!?”
As Pizza continued to slowly but surely approach her, Pepsy tried to sputter out a reply: “W-Well, you see, it - I - um, er -- DON’T PRETTY ME!”
She screamed like the little girl she was as her twin chased her downstairs.
Twist fell to the floor laughing as her mother ran after the twins, yelling at them to get their panties out of a bunch already. (Pepsy & Pizza: “We told you, Mommy! Daddy got us the wrong size!”)
~The end!~
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g00d-cr1mes-w1th-sc4r · 26 days ago
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hermitcraft slime rancher au bc fuck you /lh they’re my hyperfixations and i get to choose how to put them together 
they’re all ranchers in this au!! also any groups i mention all share a farm!! and they all interact + frequently trade resources :D
Team ZIT (zedaph/tango tek/impulsesv): the zanch
-most of their ranch is boom slimes/boom largos
-tangos favorite is the boom dervish, impulses is the quantum boom, and zedaph’s is the boom tabby
-they also have a corral of rad phosphors!! 
-’because they look funky’
-zed has somehow managed to completely subvert a drill to go upwards and it still works???
nHo (bdoubleo/docm77/ethoslab/vintagebeef): new slime order ranch
-tangle slimes are banned from their ranch 
-boom slimes!! boom slimes their beloveds!! boom slimes are a common favorite among the hermits :]
-doc has a pet rad slime named ‘little doccy’
-they have a bunch of different drones doing things. automation 10/10
-all of the corrals have music boxes on them bc etho insists
convex/concorp (cubfan135/gtwscar): slimecorp ranch
-have a bunch of tangle mosaic largos (bc their plorts sell for the most on the plort market, besides gold plorts ofc) and they’re capitalists (affectionate)
-have a gold slime on a #1 slime stage
-they have a way to get every single plort
-second richest of all the ranches
-very good friends w/ mochi
ijevin: iRanch
-likes puddle slimes bc they look like him
-has been ranched accidentally on more than one occasion
-he rates it a 2/10 experience
falsesymmetry: supremacy ranch
-likes the honey slimes bc yellow
-hates rad slimes
-doc once brought little doccy to her ranch and she almost punted him (she didnt tho and little doccy is okay)
architechs (iskall/grian/mumbo jumbo): archi-ranch
-f i r e s l i m e (fire slime)
-b o o m s l i m e (boom slime)
-mumbo likes the pink slimes a lot
hypno: pp ranch
-really likes the hunter slimes bc they have matching bandanas
-a bunch of coops as well
joe/cleo: joe-rassic ranch (joe’s name) zoo ranch (cleo’s name)
-technically only cleo’s ranch, joe has just invited himself to live there
-spends most of his time in the overgrowth, where he keeps his tabby/pink largos
-yes he has like 4 corrals of them
-one of them is a mosaic tabby. he frequently switches which corral its in because he enjoys being a nuisance
-cleo likes the dervish slimes
-converted ogden’s retreat into a giant garden
keralis: 
-richest of all the ranches
-he really likes honey slimes bc they’re literal sweet faces
-favorite largo is the honey tabby or mosaic dervish
-once bought a pink plort off of grian for 500 newbucks
-also great friends with mochi
xbcrafted: three slime hole ranch
-loves going out and collecting slimes, only brings home a bit bc he loves it so much
-likes the hunter and saber slimes a lot
rendog: the ren-ch
-tabby slimes!! so many tabby slimes!!!
-he has a lot of boom tabbys
-also has a little tabby pet named pamela
-he has a lot of fruit trees, his favorite one is the phase lemon or cuberry
stressmonster: gg ranch
-lots of tangle slimes and pink slimes :D
-for some reason the odd onion is her favorite vegetable
tfc: fallout ranch
 -rock slimes his beloved <3
-he has a little one that follows him around
-his favorite place is the indigo quarry
welsknight: the repentance ranch
-he likes mosaic slimes a lot
-99% of the time he’s at ogdens looking for kookadobas
xisuma: void ranch
-loves the drones sm
-his ranch is pretty much fully automated and he spends most of his time in the lab or at viktor’s workshop
-favorite slimes are the quantums
-he and BOb are very good friends :]
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