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kafka-ohdear · 7 months
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HBO War stans: i want to watch something to heal myself.
Also them: proceed to watch a traumatic war show.
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dustyjumpwjngs · 1 year
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cielie-voss · 6 months
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Quotes of my daily life turned into band of brothers incorrect quotes part 10
Luz: You're gonna love me.
Perconte: Why would I ever do that?
Luz, Holding up a steaming hot cup of coffee.
Perconte: Oh my God, I love you so much!
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lieutenant-speirs · 1 year
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Luz: I crave…
-in unison-:
Speirs: Violence.
Lipton: Forehead kisses.
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eugeneroehoe · 2 years
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Band of Brothers as Stupid Shit I’ve Said With Almost No Context Part 4
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Guarnere: I’m about to fistfight my left eyebrow
YouTube comment: *says something about being a “Libran” (as in the zodiac sign)*
Sobel: Oh she’s a librarian
Babe: I DREAMT ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS THAT HAS EVER BEEN DRUMPT LAST NIGHT
Nix to the weather when it was about to rain: Look at me, this isn’t you, I know you can change
Speirs: Queerbait? More like queerhate
Martin: She’s talking like she’s got a bar of soap down her throat
Liebgott: How do I still look this attractive even with acne? Surely this can’t be fair
Toye: Yes I am attracted to myself and what of it
Luz trying to defend a comfort character: A couple murders never hurt anybody...
Malarkey: Is he still talking about farts?
Perconte watching a YouTube ad in Spanish: Pachanga? From Boy Meets World? Oh wait, it’s in Spanish
Muck: Yeah cause I ate all those chicken tenders in one sitting and almost died
*trying to figure out what animal Arthur is (the cartoon) at 3am and is severely sleep deprived*
Roe: He’s a pickle! No, an animal...a circle head...an ostrich! A bear!
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otherperson12 · 2 years
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Random Band of brothers headcanons pt.1
change my mind
George Luz craves for people acceptance so he jokes with everyone to please them
Bull stay hungry after every army meal (big boy needs big meals) but he keeps sharing of his plate with everyone
Eugene Roe smokes a lot (at least five cigarettes at day, one in every meal)
Frank Perconte hates bugs and is the responsible of keeping the barracks clean (he is obsessive).
Carwood Lipton knows how to knit
Skip, Penkala and Malarkey smokes weed with Chuck and then asks Bull for food
Bill makes the best real italian pasta, he cooks and very well
Bill used to box with his brothers and then with Toye and Liebgott in the army
Dick Winters is a religious baby virging boy (is the mockery of the other officers)
Popeye is skinny but likes to fight (he ends at med bay)
christenson, tipper, chuck and shifty are a choral quartet. (Christenson is a musician, plays piano, guitar and banjo) sometimes Toye joins them
Every time Luz makes a funny comment or something stupid, Martin is like: "what am I doing here...".
Donald Hobbles (my sweet baby boy) is ALWAYS hungry and tries steal food (he is very clumsy)
Sisks, at first, was shocked by blood and all of that but then he understood that is part of war
a large part of the company goes to the brothels together and shares the same whores
Malarkey cooks but doesn’t taste too well and anyone has the heart to not eat it because he is standing with big puppy eyes waiting for everyone to eat his food
Skip is a fucking stealer (takes everything from the poor malarkey)
EVERY TIME that the comapany has their passes Floyd is like: “I’m gonna need more condoms”, Roe gives him five and Tab uses them all
Joe Toye is very ashamed of his lack of education and when no one sees him he practices his reading.
Liebgott took Eugene's scissors to cut the boys' hair. (Doc is like: where I put my fucking sizzuhs…)
Roe takes everything (medical stuff, blankets, extra socks for other, etc) from Perconte and Frank always tries to avoid him
George hates showers (me too, George, me too) so Lip (as the responsible mother she is) has to drag him to the showers like a 7 years old kid
Nixon buys everything for Dick (like a sugar daddy)
No one can beat Toye at arm wrestling (maybe Bull)
EUGENE ROE AND LEWIS NIXON EPIC CHESS GAMES (and george luz is the commentator as if ir were a baseball game)
heffron got his first real binge and bar fight thanks to bill guarnere
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sunflowerchuck · 2 years
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Welsh: If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine.
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bea-jay-hunnicutt · 2 years
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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 224
Tim: Should we be letting a legally dead guy drive?
Jason: Not to worry, Timbers, I have procured a learner's permit. *takes out card*
Duke: *looks at it* Who is "John Doe?"
Jason: The better question is: are you a narc?
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Band AU: Hazbin Hotel
Because there's always a band AU.
-666 News Broadcast Theme Plays through the dive bar cafe from the small, flickering TV in the corner-
Katie Killjoy: Breaking News in the Pop industry today! Our sunshine and rainbows, Mandy Moore wannabe, and Princess of Hell, Charlotte Morningstar, has come out with a new music video to help promote a brand new album that appears to have been conjured up seemingly overnight.
Angel: Hey, Vagina! (Elbows Vaggie) Ain't that your girl crush from the open band night down at Husk's Casino two months ago?
Vaggie: (chokes on her coffee) What?! Turn it up, Jackass!
Angel: (steals the remote from across the bartop and turns up the TV)
Tom Trench: And, boy howdy, this makeover is on par with most Disney child stars diving off the deep end!
Katie Killjoy: (spears a pen through Tom's hand) No one gives a shit Tom.
Tom Trench: MY HAND!!!
Katie Killjoy: Spectators and fans of our usually diabetically sweet princess feel that this sudden shift is caused by her breakup with Seviathan Von Eldritch just last month, ending the royal arranged engagement, after he mentioned how she refused to "put out" before marriage in an interview with Hell's High Class Weekly.
Vaggie: (bristles) The douchebag....
Katie Killjoy: Let's watch as our lovely princess makes her breakdown public.
-Screen shifts to Charlie holding a mic in one hand while picking a guitar in another, wearing 2000's Avril Lavigne glam rock attire (hot pink, baggy cargo pants, black leather studded belt, rainbow converse, black leather wrist bands, grey tank top with two black goats faced just the right way so their curved horns make a heart and tied together with a rainbow knot, and a black and red stripped tie) Razzle and Dazzle are playing drums and bass-
Charlie: Don't you know that IIIIIIIII- (flips off the camera and sticks out her tongue while mouthing "Fuck you, Seviathan" as the song reaches its climax) I don't give a daaaaaaaamn about you!!! I won't give it up, not for you!!! I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy. A guy who thinks he's all that!
Vaggie: Whoa! (Big smiles like when Adam got stabbed) Get it, Charlie!
Katie Killjoy: (as the screen returns to normal) Other songs on the album include "Behind These Crimson Eyes", "The Dick Who Blocked His Own Shot", "Smack a Bitch", "Since U Been Gone", and the gay community's rabid favorite "Dear Vaggie"-
Angel: (sucking down his third popsicle for breakfast) What now?
Vaggie: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Katie Killjoy: -The obviously plagiarized parody of "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato has unsubtle lesbian and bisexual overtones that specifically mentions Vaggie "the Steel Vagina". The lead singer and guitarist of the Power/Grunge Metal band, Fallen Angels
Angel: (wheezes as he laughs breathlessly and falls off his stool)
Vaggie: (steaming) Angel!!! ¡Eres un chupapollas, hijo de puta! Why would you tell the news that was my name?!
Angel: (ugly walrus gasps and giggles) Because it's better than I ever dreamed!!!!
Katie Killjoy: Fans of both artists are absolutely frothing at the mouth to see what Vaggie's response will be.
Tom Trench: Frothing at the mouth and other orifices, if you catch my drift. (Gets a pen slammed into his balls) GaaAhaHaaaaHaha!
Katie Killjoy: More on this story tonight at eleven.
Vaggie:
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Angel: Soooooo~ Whatcha wanna doooooo~?
Vaggie: We're going to Tune Town, getting a copy of that album-
Angel: Ooooooooh-hohohoooooh~ I can visit dat nice glory hole they got there.
Vaggie: -THEN!!! We are going back to the apartment and making a response single.
Angel: Do you know what you even want to put in it?
Vaggie: (slipping on her jacket) I'll figure it out after listening to the album!
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fan-of-most-doms · 3 months
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Making this because of a post made by @socola and it immediately made me think of this lol 😂
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Why does Brach have a knife?
John Dory: he said he felt unsafe
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Well now I/WE feel unsafe!
John Dory: I’m sorry, would you like a knife
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kafka-ohdear · 7 months
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Since Band of Brothers is gonna be streaming on Netflix this September, i'm very very glad because that means the fandom is reviving again, but that also means that it might attract a few toxic fans and (yeah idk how to say it but ykwim) so i know it sounds selfish but ToT i just want the fandom to stay like this, so peaceful and lovely,,,
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And to those who have been here before this September, i love you all dearly *smooch* <33
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dustyjumpwjngs · 10 months
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cielie-voss · 2 years
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Quotes of my daily life turned into band of brothers incorrect quotes part 9
Winters: Does Sobel know -
Nixon: Nothing? Yeah, pretty sure. That guy only got horse shit in his head.
Winters: No, I mean yeah, but ... Does he know he's wearing his shirt the wrong way?
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lieutenant-speirs · 1 year
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Speirs in a relationship...Calls Lipton because he needs advice.
Speirs: What did you do when I got in a mood?
Lipton: Stopped you from shooting people.
Speirs: .... Oh.
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eugeneroehoe · 2 years
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Band of Brothers as Stupid Shit I’ve Said With Almost No Context Part 3
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Nix: Great now I have to wake up at 6 in the morning just to check my goddamn email I hate my life
Perconte: Ew!!! There’s chocolate in my phone! Why, why does this happen to me???
Luz: I am literally so funny
Luz: Effortlessly
Roe: Why did you send me an emo Peppa Pig?
Babe: Oh my god there’s gotta be a Buzzfeed quiz about DILFs
*taking a personality quiz*
Quiz: which one of the following is your best quality?
Tab: I mean I’m all of these things...
*sees “humble” as one of the options*
Tab: Except maybe that one
Webster: Oh my god I didn’t even see the major character death warning...*sighs heavily and continues reading*
*something bad happens*
Dike: This sucks
Dike: Wow that was so helpful
Dike: Anyway
Winters: Why is IKEA furniture gay
Liebgott: Wow I look exceptionally hot today...what’s this about?
Sobel: Did they smuggle a cow into their apartment?
Luz: Scam Likely KEEPS calling me, talk about fan behavior
*someone is going to Canada for vacation*
Bull: Bring me a moose
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