Bruce who has no idea how terrifying he actually is.
Tim one day decides that his boredom overrides his siblings' need for peace and quiet. So, like the little agent of chaos he is, he brings up the dreaded question.
"In your unbiased opinion, who's the strongest in the family?"
Immediately all of them go, "Cass." She's smiling shyly about it, but there's a silver of assured confidence in there.n
Tim sighs. Fine. Too easy. " Okay, maybe that narrows it down. Who's most dangerous? I vote Dick."
Dick doesn't even need to think about it. "Aw, thanks, Timmy! I think I'm gonna go with Ja--" Damian's holding a dangerously sharp pencil to his windpipe. "Dami. Of course it's Damian."
Jason scoffs, "Clearly, it's me. That's like, my whole thing remember? I'm the violent robin--"
"Todd, we all know you gave stickers and cartoon bandages to every Rogue you had to arrest. You had gumball smoke bombs." Jason's 100% turning red and Tim is so gonna tease later.
"Besides, both you and Grayson are wrong."
Damian? Giving someone else credit? That, they have to hear. "Who is it, then?"
"It's Baba, obviously."
Jason breaks in a fit of laughter, alongside them. "Oh come on! Bruce? Bruce, who bakes awful vegan cupcakes for the PTA? He literally starts crying everytime we watch Toy Story 3."
"Because the unethical treatment within prison complexes and unfair labor laws forced upon inamtes parallels gets to him! Nevertheless. Baba could defeat mother. What makes you think he'd have a hard time with you?"
Dick snorts, " I think you're being a bit biased,--"
Damian throws a batarang at Bruce, slicing through the air with a quickness.
Their dad is reading reports, but not only does he evade it, sends it back with venomous speed. Right next to Damian's cheek. A purposeful missed shot.
Later, after they recovered from that whiplash, they ask Bruce the same question, and he of course goes with the most logical answer, " Alfred. But I think any of you could defeat me easily."
That doesn't make them feel better at all.
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I love the direction my coloring is going tbh, I’ve never been super confident with using colors but now idk I just kinda feel like I’m going in the direction I wanted with it ig??? Idk I’m happy with it
so yeah idk I hope you guys like it and idk it’s my first time drawing Olive so it’s not great at all but y’know 💀
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Y/n: Don't worry Death! Any demon who wants to hurt you will have to get through me first!
Death: You're a noble friend. I'll treasure those three extra seconds.
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Why doesn’t the Third Doctor get more hype? Buddy is wrestling something every other episode with a velvet jacket and a tiny waist.
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Art is an exercise in determination!
This illustration is called Jail Break and as you can see it starts with a mess of lines, plotting a map of the character, setting the mood, blocking in color, then adding shadows/highlights/detailing.
Each step takes patience and sometimes the ability to see into the near future (as in this will work! I can envision it! Oo! I’ll add this too!)
Most importantly, it takes the joy of creation and the forgiveness to your ego. (Don’t beat your artist self up, more likely than not, it won’t turn out EXACTLY as you pictured it!)
And just remember to KEEP GOING!
Art won’t happen if you’re not drawing.
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later seasons sam is so delicious to watch. he maintains his calm, he's so brave and strong, he's let go of his rage, he's a mature man, he's a highly competent hunter, he's learned to live with years and years of trauma and torture and he loves his brother and the life they've built together soooo much :)
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Date of creation: 12.01.2024
Tim for the win again.
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