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amosanguis · 3 years

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i got tagged by @jensmisha for the 20 lines meme! Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

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20. “It would be,” Evie hesitates, searching for the right word, “inadvisable,” she settles on, “for you to continue on with Jacob.” damn fine day to tell the truth; Freddy/Jacob, Evie/Henry; as much as i enjoy the Freddy/Jacob dynamic, i never understood why fandom makes them so sappy (i don't begrudge it! i just don't understand it).

19. There’s this space, an Other Space, the In-Between, that Assassins have learned to inhabit – not quite a new plane of existence, but not quite the one their world exists on either, but between the two. liminality; Assassins Creed (movie); Callum/Moussa; this is me trying to explain why we get target confessions.

18. “I wish I could say it’s good to see you,” Naz says, looking at the familiar face, “but it has been one hell of a fucking day.” when i look in my window; The Night Of/Assassins Creed fusion; Freddy/Nasir; this is an incredibly niche and self-indulgent fic lmao

17. A thousand children sing, calling on the baby shark, and then a thousand more. it's the end (doo doo doo doo doo doo); Nursery Rhymes; part of the 'things that go bump' challenge - Baby Shark turns out to be prophetic.

16. “Just us, right, big guy? Us against the world?” feel it (screaming); BFU; Ryan/Shane; ex-zombies and rehabilitation and finding your place in a world that still sees you as a monster.

15. Acceptance. It’s all Barry wants— to write with blood of force; Barry; Barry/NoHo Hank; wing au where people are judged by the wings they have.

14. Croc yanks GQ in, curls around him, protects him from the worst of the blast. take my hand through the flames; Suicide Squad; Croc/GQ

13. There’s blood under Ryan’s fingernails and blood in his teeth and he makes no excuse to the posse that surrounds him, rope in hand. ballad of a law abiding sophisticate; BFU; Ryan/Shane; Demon Shane comes across Demon Hunter Ryan and "saves" him from a posse.

12. They call themselves the Olxol and they can bend space and time and, judging from the reports from Earth, they have no interest in being friends. moonlight raising from the grave; Star Trek AOS; est. and bonded Kirk/Spock; the Enterprise crew is sent back in time but scattered and the effects on Jim and Spock's bond are catastrophic.

11. Jake looks so much like his father that it breaks Trevor’s heart. like i'm looking from a distance; Pacific Rim/The Daily Show RPF; Trevor Noah/Stacker Pentecost; look, Trevor makes a lot of Idris-Elba-will-one-day-be-my-baby-daddy jokes so I took it and ran with it then sprinkled it with some angst.

10. Danny moves to Alola, landing in Hau’oli City of Melemele Island, with only Stoutland and Herdier and Emolga. got a monster for your pocket; H50; Steve/Danny; Pokemon/H50 fusion

9. Shane hates the humans who come traipsing through his woods – calling for him even as they yelp at the sound of songbirds. let's talk some foot; BFU; Ryan/Shane; Bigfoot Shane AU

8. There’s a soft and distant rumbling that wakes Ryan, then the ground shakes and the floors give out beneath him and he thinks he screams. to the end of the world if you wanted to; BFU; Ryan/Shane Highlander Immortals AU where they're separated during the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and Shane comes down with a bad case of amnesia that lasts for a hundred years.

7. They’re eleven years old on the day Boyd Crowder declares himself Raylan’s alpha and Raylan punches him in the face for it. i (i had me a boy); Justified; omegaverse Boyd/Raylan

6. Boyd’s always been the snake under Raylan’s pillow. your mouth is poison (your mouth is wine); Justified; Boyd/Raylan; metavorical imagery of Boyd swallowing Raylan every night. For reasons.

5. In times of peace, sons bury their fathers. in times of peace (in times of war); vaguely DCEU/Titans; Bruce/Clark, Clark & Batkids; they've all had to bury someone.

4. “This is not a good idea,” Clark says. all the twitters; DCU/DCEU/Titans; Bruce/Clark, Clark & Batkids; the Batfamily as seen through a series of videos shot by Tim.

3. It hurts. the light, the mark, and the chainsaw; Lucifer; just a quick drabble post-s03e13.

2. The first time they meet, he’s still going by Cain and the mark on his arm is still raw. i don't care (i love your stare); Lucifer; Lucifer/Marcus, au where this isn't Lucifer's first time to earth and he and Cain meet throughout the ages.

1. In a different life, Raylan never leaves Harlan and he dies in a cave-in at nineteen. i'm a mother now (it's really changed my perspective); Justified; omegaverse Raylan/Boyd

If you're saying I pick favorites, you're wrong, I love all my fics equally!

(bolded titles are my favorite, but my most special favorite is probably feel it (screaming) because I could've continued writing that one until it was 50k of just angsty word vomit)

As far as patterns go, well idk? I do tend to use my first lines as my summaries though. First and last lines are the most important part of a fic - or, really, any story; if those are weak, then your reader may not stick around.

um, i can't really remember who all i follow on here, so if you're an author and you're reading this then consider yourself tagged!

#author meme #tag meme #my fics

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luobingmeis · 4 years

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share your mama thoughts!!!! (if you would like to)

you’re gonna look at these and, within 2.5 seconds, say “wow jords the self-projection is strong tn”

or more so “wow jords we really see the dynamics that u yearn for and yet cannot find so u project them onto fictional characters who u look up to in a way u can’t quite understand”

post-writing notes: this got way longer than i expected (the jords ohsweetflips story), so this is going under the cut, but enjoy my huge mama backstory headcanons!!!

first things first, i hc mama as a lesbian, bc i am a lesbian, and i feel very attached to mama, so i hc her as a lesbian (but also i believe that anyone can hc her to be anything that they damn well please)

and, forgive me, i don’t know shit abt west virginian geography, but i think she grew up in a town like aubrey’s? like i know we didn’t get a lot of description of aubrey’s younger life outside her home, but i kinda see mama as having this “old money” type homelife

and bc i, jords ohsweetflips, wish i had a group of lesbian friends so that i could’ve had some guidance in my teen years, i hc that, in her town, she found her way into the small yet secure lesbian “scene” that was just a couple girls around her age (i see her as 15 at this time, with others ranging 15-18) along with a couple who were, like, 19/20

and tbh, just the vibe i get from mama and how she seems much more inclined towards found family than blood relatives, i don’t think she had the nicest folks so, when she came out, that was it, you know?

and tbh i completely see mama (well, madeline at this point) as someone who is very like “i don’t need help, i can do things on my own,” even as a young teen, so i think for, like, a week or two, she did the whole “on her own” things

but bc her friends were absolute angels, and also found out that she had been essentially homeless, two of the girls who are 19 and 20 and have an apartment are like “fuck no, you’re staying with us”

and madeline is at first like “no, really, i’m fine” but the thought of an actually loving home is too tempting to ignore

so from the ages of 15 to 18, she lives with her friends!!! she was fairly good at art at this point so she was able to get some in to the local galleries and shops and make some money off of it, and then when she was around 17, her friends were able to get her a job bussing at the bar they worked in

she also liked to whittle a lot!!! she made a lot of ducks

she was 18 when she decided to move out, and that’s when she heard of kepler. or, more so, she heard of it from another one of her friends who dubbed it as “a place fit for you, mads”

so she managed to save up enough money for an apartment and she moved out of her hometown and absolutely the friends she lived with cried their eyes out when they were helping her move in and tbh even madeline got a bit teary eyed bc they were like family, you know?

and so basically, from the ages of 18-24, she lived in kepler and got her bearings and this was when she started to get really into wood carving!!! she was able to get some pieces out there and get some recognition and, by her mid20s, she was actually making decent money, or at least enough to not be living paycheck to paycheck

in this phase of living in kepler, i think she was in a very “people knew her but she didn’t know them that well” just bc i don’t see her as the type of person to be a “social butterfly”? i think she mostly, tho, became friendly with the man who ran kepler’s local coffee shop, and the wives who owned the little dipper back before it was the hornet’s nest. she’s also def met leo and thacker, but only in passing, mostly. i think, once she got closer to her late 20s/early 30s, she would have heard of duck and juno but, in her being 18-24, they were probably still kids/young teenagers.

WAIT I CAN’T FORGET 1980S MAMA AESTHETIC: whole lot of jackets. she did a lot of thrift shopping so she has so many huge jackets. lot of denim. and leather. work boots. flannel. patches. are you picking up on the self projection yet.

and then, in november of 1988, when she was 24, the gate went up. she encountered her first abomination by accident. she had been out in the woods, just trekking back to her apartment and deciding to take the scenic route, when all of a sudden.... one of the smaller trees started moving? and she was like “well that’s not what trees do” and then she saw that the tree had a jagged mouth dripping with sap and branches acting like long, clawed hands, and she was like “well that ain’t no normal tree”

i don’t have my Big Brave Madeline “Mama” Cobb Origin Battle Story yet but she definitely just chopped the shit out of the tree and it managed to work

i think it would be Very Funny if, very shortly after that, her first sylph was barclay. like, i have a feeling that age works a bit different for sylphs, and honestly i have no clue where they would get the disguises from? maybe heathcliff? but the thought of madeline running into Literal Bigfoot and barclay, maybe like 20yo in sylph age, being like “WAIT DON’T KILL ME” bc this young woman already looks ready for leather is very entertaining

and that’s when mama learns abt the sylphs, and how they’re not abominations, and barclay shows her the gate

and also yes barclay absolutely stays in her apartment except he is So Hidden bc imagine the chaos of Literal Bigfoot being in her apartment! hysterical!

but, soon, mama crosses over into sylvain and figures out Everything that has gone on and knows abt the crystal shattering and the wars and she realizes that there have been sylphs exiled to earth and she’s like “well that ain’t gonna fly”

so she starts the pineguard and, for that first year, it’s mostly just her? and, at that point, it’s harder to locate sylphs, so she only has barclay and one or two others staying with her and it’s cramped but they’re safe so she’s happy

she meets thacker around... april 1989, i think? i know it was spring. so he helps out, and then they recruit another guy, mike (canonically mentioned in the water arc), and a couple others, and, suddenly, the pineguard is turning into an actual thing

and then, one of the ski lodges up on topside closes, now leaving a completely empty inn just... taking up space...... and it’s only a half mile from the gate........... and she has been making a decent amount of money from her sculptures

before the end of 1989, amnesty lodge is set up and running and, all of a sudden, it’s like she has another real home again. she loves the sylphs she meets and they can be safe with her!!

thacker absolutely has a bunch of “home videos” where, really, he’s just messing around with madeline. it’s almost like a “madeline cobb nature documentary” as she finishes up the lodge and treks through the woods. there’s also some of barclay and moira, and other pineguard members, and other sylphs that show up. he also has his journals and pictures and other books and, at one point, the cellar looks like thacker’s library

also the ballad of bigfoot is absolutely canonical and, after stephanie & griffin & C.M. leave the lodge, thacker has never seen madeline go off like she did on barclay that night. barclay still has some residual fear for hearing mama (who’s a big woman but he is Big Foot so he is definitely just Big) scream up at him “I WILL PUT YOU BACK IN THE WOODS WHERE I FOUND YOU, DON’T YOU TEST ME, BARCLAY”

even tho the two of them don’t talk abt it much, and might not even realize it that early on (picturing like late 20s/early 30s), thacker and mama really are best friends and, tbh, every sylph can see it in the way they bicker yet unconditionally care for each other

madeline almost kicked thacker out of the pineguard when she first found out what he put in his gorp

dani showed up in 2009 and, at the age of 12, she was the youngest sylph amnesty lodge had by a fucking landslide, and that made madeline so angry yet so sad bc this child had been exiled from her home and that was just a thing that could happen

(madeline never got along too well with woodbridge but, after that, knowing that he is the one in charge of the exiles, she could never even be civil with him)

she was immediately protective of dani and was ready to really step in as a parental figure bc she wasn’t abt to let this young girl be without guidance

and she gave dani handmedowns and took her shopping and would make sure that she felt safe and comfortable bc, really, she was the only sylph in the lodge who wasn’t an adult. and, fortunately, barclay was basically an older brother to her and moira looked out for her and i think dani coming into the lodge was what really gave everyone a very big reality check bc, like. she’s a kid

(is it obvious that i’m a bit attached to mama and dani)

and so it should come as no shock that, within a year of dani being in amnesty lodge, madeline became “mama”

and then, in 2011, jake, age 16, showed up, and by then mama was like “alright time to adopt him”

but also, real talk, mama looks out for all her sylphs so much, she’d lay down her life for any of them

when thacker leaves in 2013, she’s at first okay, doing just fine. he promised that he would come back, and she has faith in him. and then months pass. and then a year. and then two. and, all of a sudden, it’s the spring of 2016 and kepler expeditions is officially shut down and mama realizes just how much she misses her best friend.

and, not to mention, the waning of the pineguard.

by the time it gets to the summer of 2018, it’s just her and barclay, the both of them hoping things stay the same, but hope hasn’t gotten them too far

and then they have a fire magician, and a forest ranger with a talking sword, and ned fucking chicane

and now we have reached canon!!! thank u for coming to my ted talk!!!!

also tho, post-finale during the big reunion, thacker is just talking with aubrey and all of a sudden is like “holy shit, you really are like her, aren’t you?” and aubrey is just like “???” and thacker says, “don’t go tellin’ her, because she’ll kick my ass, but talkin’ to you is just like talkin’ to maddie when she was your age” and aubrey is a bit :’)

#taz amnesty #taz mama #madeline cobb #mama #headcanons #answered #the-ipre

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mrswhozeewhatsis · 7 years

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Every Breath She Takes

A/N: This is my second follow celebration personalized fic! This one is for yet another immensely patient follower, @plaidstiel-wormstache who put up with me peppering her with questions about all manner of weird things (most of which didn’t even end up in here). Special thanks to @littlegreenplasticsoldier who beta read this monster and helped me get the accent a little closer to reality. Honorable mention to @faith-in-dean who helped me title it! These are all quality women with quality blogs and you should be following them!

Summary: Sam and Dean meet Jessie, and the rest is history.

Prompt: Whatever moved me, preferably fluff.

Pairing: Sam x Jessie

Warnings: None. It’s so fucking fluffy you could pet it.

Word count: 2382 (Believe me, you don’t want it longer. The story took a very weird turn around 2500 words, and I decided it was better to end it fluffy.)

Sam was impressed by Jessie from the first moment he saw her. Admittedly, when he first saw her, he was actually seeing a Leviathan impersonating her, but when the monster was as dead as Levis got, she was still impressive. He had almost a foot in height over her, but she was a whirlwind of furious anger with long, dark hair and an explosive expression. She got up off the floor where she’d been thrown, stormed over to the impersonator’s head, and kicked it across the warehouse like a champion soccer player.

“That’s what y’get fer messin’ with the big boys, y’slimey bastard!” she screamed as the head hit a wall with a wet thump and rolled around a corner. She looked up at Sam triumphantly while her chest heaved and her hands landed on her hips. “So, big boy, are there more of those things around here that need killin’ or is this the part where I take you out to dinner to thank you for savin’ me life?”

Sam’s mouth flapped silently while his brain tried to catch up. Her accent enthralled him while he fought to look away from her eyes as they sparkled with mischief. “You’re not going to ask me what that was or what’s going on?”

Jessie shrugged and gave him a lopsided smile. “Mate, I’m from Australia. It’s not a proper Monday morning ‘til ya’ve killed five things that wanna kill ya back!”

The smile that shone from her face was the first thing to warm Sam’s heart since Bobby had died, and he immediately hoped he would see more of it. In spite of everything that was going on around him, for the first time in a very long time, Sam laughed, and his fate was sealed.

When Dean came around the corner, head in hand like Perseus and Medusa, he all but dragged Sam back to the Impala. Jessie followed right behind. The car was three miles down the road before Dean fully realized she was in the back seat and looked at Sam with raised eyebrows and gritted teeth. Sam just shrugged, a wide-eyed innocent smile covering that he was secretly glad that she was there. Dean tried to drop her somewhere, anywhere, trying to convince her that she could still have a normal life, but she wouldn’t go.

“Maybe you didn’t notice in the rush to leave, Pretty Boy, but that head you stashed in your trunk was mine. Now, I’m assuming you had a reason for leaving the body behind, but even if you didn’t, it’s still there, telling the world that I’m dead. You drop me off anywhere, and people are gonna have questions, am I right?”

Dean glared at her for a long moment, then hit the steering wheel as he let out a curse. Slamming the car into gear, he tore out of the grocery store parking lot, tires squealing. No matter what, she wasn’t going back, and it took all of Sam’s willpower not to smile.

Jessie took to hunting faster than anyone Sam had ever seen. She was a quick learner, especially when Dean taught her. The two seemed to get along like oil and water, constantly bickering and trying to one-up each other, but Sam saw the true affection that lay beneath it all. Dean was secretly proud of how easily Jessie passed every test, even if it was only to show him up, and Jessie loved surprising Dean every time she exceeded his expectations. Sam loved watching her rub it in Dean’s face, since it usually included a strange, but enthusiastic, dance which took his breath away and made him grin so hard his cheeks ached. When it came to hitting the books, she was no slouch there, either. She always seemed to know exactly where to go to get the information they needed and was just as quick as either of the brothers to make connections and find answers.

When they found the bunker, Jessie was even more excited about the library than Sam was. Specifically, she was excited to read all the journals she found there. She’d pored over John’s journal, and the journals Sam and Dean had taken from the Campbell compound, eager to read firsthand accounts of hunts and how other hunters dealt with the life. She was fascinated with how the Men of Letters documented everything with pictures and video, not just writing, and soon was taking millions of photos on every hunt. Dean would growl at getting held up while Jesse snapped pictures of Wendigo scat (“I’m not taking pictures of poop, Dean!”) or monster footprints (“I know we were thinking werewolf, but are we sure Bigfoot isn’t real?”) or whatever she felt was unique to a case (“The book says how you do the ritual is just as important as the spell ingredients and the words, so yes, Dean, I’m recording you. Now, make pretty for the camera, sweet cheeks!”).

Through it all, Sam watched her. Quietly, he encouraged her, grinning at her antics and laughing at her quips. When she was injured, he handled her gently while he patched her up. When a hunt went badly, he let her bury herself in his arms until her tears finally dried. When a hunt was finished quickly and easily, he made sure there were glasses of water mixed in with her tumblers of whiskey and ridiculously colored cocktails with little umbrellas.

He watched her as she challenged Dean to bet after bet, getting Dean to offer the serious stakes like letting her pick the music on hunts or cleaning up the library after rough research sessions. She lost as often as she won, but it was all worth it for the times when she was victorious, singing country songs at the top of her lungs while Dean glowered and revved the engine. He watched her as she danced in the kitchen to Justin Timberlake, her hips shaking as she unloaded grocery bags and put things away. He watched her as she slept on scratchy comforters in cheap motel rooms, her hair splayed out on pillows he definitely wouldn’t steal for himself the following night (but he totally did). Every day, he watched her embrace everything she came across, almost fearlessly, and with a passion he hadn’t felt in a long time. He watched her, careful to not let her see him watching, for fear she’d stop being entirely herself if she knew he saw her.

Eventually, the day he feared finally came, and he watched her as she danced with some douchey-looking guy at a bar after a hunt. He was in a suit, with slicked-back hair and an expensive watch. He flaunted his gold card when he ordered her a drink and winked at her as he spoke to the bartender. As they danced to some pop rock ballad that made Dean groan, his hand dipped to just below the small of her back, not quite being so rude as to actually grab her ass, but definitely enjoying the feel of the slope down toward it. Sam watched her giggle and blush while he tried to drown the sick feeling in his stomach.

“If you stare at her any harder, you’re going to burn a hole through her dress and then the dick will really get a show,” Dean said as he sat down across from Sam. “You better make your move quick, Sam, or we’re not gonna see her again until after breakfast.”

Sam glared at his brother, wishing he could burn a hole through Dean’s smirk. “If she liked me that way, she’d have said something or done something, Dean. I’m not what she wants.”

Dean shook his head. “You know, for a guy who got a full ride to fucking Stanford, you sure are dumb sometimes,” he said with a jab at Sam before finishing his drink and turning to inspect a raucous group of ladies at the bar.

Sam downed the rest of his drink and shook his head. “All right, present your case. What makes you think I have a snowball’s chance in hell?”

Dean glanced at Sam and chuckled, then began counting off reasons on his fingers. “When she’s hurt or upset, she always goes to you. When she’s happy or excited, she always goes to you. When she has to be the deciding vote, she always votes with you. Every time we stop for food, she always gets something for you.” Dean looked at his brother and shook his head at Sam’s unconvinced expression. “And even if it weren’t for all of that, it’s the way she looks at you, man. She’s always watching you, especially when you’re doing that thing that makes the female victims talk. Dude, she hates when you do that thing.”

Sam considered his brother’s words but wasn’t brave enough to give himself that kind of hope. “I don’t know, Dean.” He shook his head and stared into his empty glass.

Dean tapped the table with his hand and stood up to leave. “Fine. Don’t believe me. Watch her go home with that asshat and spend the night alone torturing yourself thinking about what they’re doing. But I guarantee, if you go over there right now and step in, she’ll forget him so fast his head will spin.”

Sam’s view of Jessie was obscured by Dean’s departure, and when he looked back where she and the dick had been, he saw nothing but empty floor.

His eyes bounced over the bar, the dart board, the jukebox, and every table in the joint, but she was nowhere. His heart raced as he searched the tiny dive bar a second and then a third time, but he still didn’t find her. Despair filled him as he realized he was already too late. She was already gone.

He rubbed a hand over his face and slumped back in the booth, fighting the urge to throw his empty glass against the wall just for the satisfaction of hearing it shatter. His head ached with the emotion he wasn’t letting out, his eyes burning as he clenched his fists so tightly his palms stung. He’d waited too long to tell her how he felt, and now she was off doing….

Sam’s head dropped into his hands and he pushed the heels of his palms into his eyeballs as if to physically wipe away the thoughts of what Jessie was doing with Douchey McDoucherton. When the worst of the images had passed, he dropped his hands and stared at his empty glass again, trying to will it to fill automatically. He no longer had the energy or the strength to hail the waitress and ask for another refill, no matter how much he needed it, so he would just sit here and stare at the glass until someone kicked him out.

He was deep into a pit of self-loathing and self-recrimination when his empty glass was pushed aside by a large glass of water.

“You look like you need this,” said the most beautiful voice with the most melodic accent Sam had ever heard.

Sam looked up, and there stood Jessie. Her brow was furrowed as she looked him over, but he thought she’d never looked more beautiful. “I thought you’d left with that guy,” Sam said quietly, the shock bleeding into his voice.

“Brad?” she scoffed as she slid into the booth next to him. “He must have had pizza with garlic, onion, and anchovies for lunch or something. His breath was truly foul. I mean, it was worse than Marmite breath, and that’s worse than Vegemite breath! And I didn’t think that was possible! There’s not a lot of—“

Sam interrupted Jessie’s train of thought by pulling her into his arms and slamming his lips onto hers. There was a moment of panic when she didn’t respond, but then her arms wound around him and she started kissing back.

The kiss was about the most perfect kiss Sam had ever had. Jessie tasted so sweet, like the fruity concoction she’d been drinking, and it almost made Sam dizzy. He groaned when he finally had to come up for air, not wanting to separate from her now that he had her. As they both pulled back, Sam kept his eyes closed, fearing what he might see on Jessie’s face.

“Well, you certainly don’t have Vegemite breath,” Jessie said, her voice breathy and soft.

Sam’s eyes flew open to gauge her reaction and his heart nearly burst out of his chest at her smile. Her grin matched his, and his was so wide his cheeks ached with it. He set his forehead on hers and sighed. “I thought I missed my chance. I thought you were gone and I was too late.”

Jessie pulled back a bit, and Sam opened his eyes to see her smiling face again.

“Too late for what, Sam?” she asked quietly, her eyes wide as she searched his face and took a shuddering breath.

“Too late to tell you how much you mean to me. Too late to kiss you and hold you, and—” Sam cupped the side of her head with one hand, tangling his fingers in her hair and sighing at the feel of her. “Too late to ask you if maybe you might feel the same way, too?” Sam’s eyes were hopeful as Jessie continued to grin.

“Yeah, Sam. Yeah, I do,” she said, her eyes sparkling as she reached up and combed her fingers through Sam’s hair, too, caressing his cheek until he leaned into her touch and closed his eyes with a sigh.

Sam kissed her again, this time more slowly, with less panic. He took the time to really taste her, to feel her softness beneath his hands. He listened to the breathy sighs and whimpers she let out as her lips moved against his. As they came up for air, he filled his nose with the scent of her shampoo before opening his eyes and drinking in the sight of her. Her cheeks were rosy, her eyes bright, her mouth slightly swollen, and it was all from his kisses. Finally, she was his, to experience with all of his senses, but he’d never get tired of watching her.

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pafsins2 · 7 years

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Every Episode Sin Tally + More!

Now that we've sinned all 223 episodes and a movie, it's time to look back. By that I mean, we're looking at the sin tallies for all the episodes and seeing which has the most/least, and other stuff. I've been holding on to these, adding each eps sin tally as I covered them. Even had the ones for Seasons 1-3 up on Deviant Art, so let's look at them overall.

(Note I mentioned sin reductions for some seasons, and don't for others. Didn't feel like it until later and didn't want to go back to older ones to check)

SEASON 1:

Rollercoaster: 45

Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror: 37

Flop Starz: 41

The Fast and the Phineas: 25

Lights, Candace, Action: 33

Raging Bully: 24

Candace Loses her Head: 23

I, Brobot: 23

Run Away Runway: 22

The Magnificent Few: 21

S’Winter: 23

Jerk De Solliei: 17

Are you my Mummy: 22

Ready for the Betty’s: 29

I Scream You Scream: 22

Toy to the World: 24

Get that Bigfoot out of my face: 25

It’s a Mud Mud Mud Mud World: 25

Mom’s Birthday: 22

Journey to the Center of Candace: 31

It’s About Time: 85

Dude, We’re Getting the band Back Together: 43

Tree to Get Ready: 23

The Ballad of Badbeard: 21

Greece Lightning: 18

Leave the Busting to us: 17

Crack that Whip: 15

The Best Lazy day Ever: 22

Boyfriend from 27,000 BC: 14 (26 with Noddy’s sins)

Voyage to the Bottom of Buford: 18

A Hard Day’s Knight: 25

Traffic Cam Caper: 20

Bowl R Rama Drama: 17

Got Game: 17

Comet Kermillian: 19

Put that Putter Away: 17

Does this duckbill make me look fat: 28

The Flying Fishmonger: 21

One Good Scare ought to do it: 36

The Monster of Phineas N Ferbstein: 35

Oil on Candace: 26

Out of Toon; 21

Hail Doofania: 20

Out to Launch: 49

Phineas and Ferb Get Busted: 38

Unfair Science Fair: 17

Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story): 19

SEASON 2:

The Lake Nose Monster: 25

Interview With a Platypus: 13

Tip of the Day: 21

Attack of the 50ft sister: 20

Backyard Aquarium: 19

Day of the living Gelatin: 14

Elementary, my Dear Stacy: 21

Don’t Even Blink:17

Chez Platypus: 19

Perry lays an Egg: 19

Gaming the System: 17

The Chronicles of Meap: 41

Thaddeus and Thor: 24

De Plane, De Plane: 19

Let’s Take a Quiz: 22

At the Car Wash: 17

Oh, there You Are Perry: 19

Swiss Family Phineas: 16

Hide and Seek: 21

That Sinking Feeling: 19

The Baljeetles: 18

Vanessery Roughness: 19

No More Bunny Business: 15

Spa Day: 14

Phineas and Ferb’s Quantum Boogaloo: 40

Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown: 29

Bubble Boys: 14

Isabella and the Temple of Sap: 19

Cheer up Candace: 26

Fireside Girls Jamboree: 16

The Bully Code: 18

Finding Mary McGuffin: 13

Picture This: 20

Nerdy Dancin: 15

What do it do: 21

Atlantis: 17

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation: 50

Just Passing Through: 14

Candace’s Big Day: 15

I was a Middle Aged Robot: 16

Suddenly Suzy: 14

Undercover Carl: 18

Hip Hip Parade: 17

Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers: 18

Ain’t No Kiddie Ride: 14

Not Phineas and Ferb: 20

Phineas and Ferb Busters: 15

The Lizard Whisperer: 13

Robot Rodeo: 16

The Beak: 38

She’s The Mayor: 18

The Lemonade Stand: 18

Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation: 39

Summer Belongs to You: 83

Nerds of a Feather: 50

Wizard of Odd: 46

We Call it Maze: 22

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem: 19

The Secret of Success: 32

The Doof Side of the Moon: 33

Split Personality: 25

Brain Drain: 23

Rollercoaster the Musical: 72/118

Make Play: 24

Candace Gets Busted: 29 SEASON 3:

THE GREAT INDOORS: 22

CANDEREMY: 21

RUN CANDACE RUN: 20

LAST TRAIN TO BUSTVILLE: 17 (1 sin removed)

PHINEAS' BIRTHDAY CLIP O RAMA: 217 (41 without bonus round, 1 sin removed)

BELLY OF THE BEAST: 16

MOON FARM: 27

ASK A FOOLISH QUESTION: 20 (1 sin removed)

MISPERVICED MONOTRME: 19

CANDANCE DISCONNECTED: 31 (1 sin Removed)

MAGIC CARPET RIDE: 26 (1 sin Removed)

BAD HAIR DAY: 20 (1 sin removed)

MEATLOAF SURPRISE: 15 (1 Sin removed)

PHINEAS AND FERB INTERUPPTED: 19 (1 sin removed)

A REAL BOY: 16 (1 sin removed)

MOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME: 20

ROAD TRIP: 20

( ACROSS THE 2ND DIMENSION: 126 (7 sins removed) )

TOUR DE FERB: 24 (1 sin removed)

SKIDDLEY WIFFERS: 24 (1 Sin removed)

MY FAIR GOALIE: 36 (3 sins removed)

PERRY THE ACTORPUS: 25 (2 sins removed)

BULLSEYE: 24 (1 sin removed)

THAT'S THE SPIRIT: 24 (1 sin removed)

CURSE OF CANDACE: 34 (1 sin removed)

ESCAPE FROM PHINEAS TOWER: 21 (One Sin Removed)

REMAINS OF THE PLATYPUS: 26 (One sin removed)

FERB LATIN: 23

LOTSA LATKES: 18 (2 sins removed)

A PHINEAS AND FERB FAMILY CHRISTMAS: 20 (1 Sin Removed)

TRI STONE AREA; 43 (One Sin Removed)

DOOF DYNASTY:28 (One sin Removed)

EXCALIFERB: 42 (1 Sin removed)

PHINEAS AND FERB AND THE TEMPLE OF JUTCHADOON: 26 (one sin removed)

AGENT DOOF: 26 (One Si removed)

MONSTER FROM THE ID: 23

GI-ANT: 24

MOM'S IN THE HOUSE: 21

MINOR MONOGRAM; 22

Excaliferb: 42

DELIVERY OF DESTINY; 19

LET'S BOUNCE: 20

QUITEST DAY EVER: 24

Bully Bromance Break Up: 20

DOONKLEBERY: 28

BUFORD CONFIDENTIAL: 28

MEAPLESS IN SEATTLE: 38

MOM ATTRACTOR: 15 (1 Sin removed)

CRAINUS MAXIMUS: 23 (1 Sin removed)

WHAT A CROC: 1 (one sin removed, started at 0

FERB TV: 36

SIPPY WITH THE ENEMY: 22

TRI STATE TREASURE: 27 (one sin removed)

DOOFAPUS?: 23

NORM UNLEASHED: 18 (2 sins removed)

WHERE'S PERRY PART 1: 38

WHERE'S PERRY PART 2: 39

WHEN WORLDS COLIDE: 25 (One Sin Removed)

ROAD TO DANVILE: 23 (One sin Removed)

THIS IS YOUR BACKSTORY: 26

WHAT'D I MISS: 25

BLACKOUT: 20

SEASON 4:

Fly on the Wall: 29

My Sweet Ride: 17 (One Sin removed)

For Your Ice Only: 20

Happy New Year: 20

Bully Bust: 15

Backyard Hodge Podge:18 (One Sin removed)

Der Kinderlumper: 17 (One sin removed)

Just Desserts: 18

Bee Day: 33 (20 without bonus round)

Bee Story: 23

Sidetracked: 41

Knot My Problem: 15 (one sin reduction)

Mind Share: 20 (1 sin reduction)

Primal Perry: 26

La-Candace-Cabra: 16 (1 Sin Reduction)

Happy Birthday Isabella: 26

Great Balls of Water: 25 (1 Sin reduction)

Where's Pinky: 21 (1 Sin Reduction)

Cliptastic Countdown 2: 42 (2 Sin Reductions)

Mission Marvel: 64

Thanks But No Thanks: 25 (one sin removed)

Troy Story: 23 (One Sin Reduction)

Love at First Byte: 20 (One Sin removed)

One Good Turn: 25

Cheers For Fears: 25

Just Our Luck: 29 (2 sins removed)

Return Policy: 30 (One Sin Removed)

Imperfect Storm: 36 (One Sin Removed)

Save Summer: 98

Steampunx; 35 (1 Sin Removed)

It's No Picnic: 37 (One Sin Removed)

Terrrying Tri State Trilogy of Terror: 58

Drusselsteinoween: 41 (2 sin reductions)

Face Your Fear: 38 (1 Sin reduction)

Klimaploon Ultimatium: 55

Doof 101: 39 (1 sin reduction)

Father's Day: 25

Operation Crumb Cake: 28

Mandace: 28

Tales from the Resistance: 40

Return of the Rouge Rabbit:24 (One sin reduction)

Live and Let Drive:25 (One sin reduction)

Lost in Danville: 36

The Inator Method: 20 (One Sin Reduction)

Night of the Living Pharmacists: 132

Phineas and Ferb Star Wars: 147

Act Your Age: 69 (

Last Day of Summer: 123

OWCA Files: 98 (2 sin reductions)

Okay, now let’s really look at this data.

OVERALL WIN TALLIES:

Mom's Birthday: 30

Dude, We're Getting the band Back Together: 51

Phineas and Ferb Get Busted: 51

Summer Belongs to You: 88

Nerds of a Feather: 61

Phineas' Birthday Clip O Rama: 41

A Real Boy: 30

Ferb TV: 24

Minor Monogram: 15

Delivery of Destiny: 15

Bully Bromance Breakup:

Meapless in Seattlle: 27

Sipping With The Enemy: 16

Where's Perry Part 1: 31

Where's Perry Part 2: 27

Where's Perry Overall: 58

This is Your Backstory: 19

Sidetracked: 25

Primal Perry; 23

Happy Birthday, Isabella: 16

Mission Marvel: 52

One Good Turn: 17

Cheers For Fears: 24

Save Summer: 69

Terrifying Tri State Trilogy of Terror: 38

Father's Day: 24

Tales from the ResitNCE: 36

Lost in Danville: 30

Night of the Living Pharmacists: 81

Star Wars: 88

Act Your Age: 47

Last Day of Summer: 99

LOWEST WIN TALLY: Minor Monogram/Delivery of Destiny: 15

HIGHEST WIN TALLY: Last Day of Summer (99)

LOWEST OVERALL SIN TALLY: Interview with a platypus/finding Mary McGuffin/The Lizard Whisper (13)

TOP 5 HIGHEST SEASON 1 SIN TALLIES:

5. Flop Stars (41)

4. Dude, We’re Getting the Band Back Together (43)

3. Rollercoaster (45)

2. Out to Launch (49)

1. It’s About Time (85)

TOP 5 HIGHEST SEASON 2 SIN TALLIES:

5. The Chronicles of Meap (41)

5. Wizard of Odd (46)

3. Christmas Vacation/Nerds of a Feather (50)

2. Summer Belongs to You (83)

1. Rollercoaster the musical (118, 72 without bonus rounds, making it 3rd place)

TOP 5 HIGHEST SEASON 3 SINS TALLYS:

(7. Meapless in Seattle: 38

(6.WHERE'S PERRY PART 1: 38)

5. WHERE'S PERRY PART 2: 39

4, Excaliferb:42

3,Tri Stone Area: 43

2, Where's Perry Overall: 77

1, Phineas' Birthday Clip O Rama: 217 (41 without bonus round, putting it at 5)

(If AT2d Counted: It would 2 with Clip o Rama Bounds round, and without it easily number one as it has 126 sins)

HIGHEST SEASON 4 SIN TALLIES:

5.Act Your Age: 69

4.Save Summer/OWCA Files: 98

3.Last Day of Summer: 123

2.Night of the Living Pharmacists: 132

1.Phineas and Ferb Star Wars: 147

OVERALL TOP 5 HIGHEST SIN TALLIES: (WITHOUT BONUS ROUNDS TO MAKE IT FAIR):

5. It's About Time: 85

4. Save Summer/OWCA Files: 98

3. Last Day of Summer: 123

2. Night of the Living Pharmacists: 132

1. Phineas and Ferb Star Wars: 147

(If at2d counted, it'd 3, as again, it had 126 Sins)

Well, there you go. It's weird how Season 4 more or less dominates the top 5, as do the specials as only one was not one. That wouldn't be odd if Mission Marvel and SBTY were not the odd ones out there, not mention both parts of Where's Perry together.

. I think I just got “better” at this given how many 30 plus sin tallies for 11 minute eps we got in Season 4. I've always done these in about the same way but whatever, I've given up trying to make sense of how these turn out. So there you go, all the sin tallies. Have fun with all this data. At some point I may post stuff reeated to this, looking at my top 20 to see how many sins my faves tend to get (for one, the 3 highest counts go to my top 3 of Season 4). Maybe someday.

We're still not quite done yet though. Tune in soon (hopefully over the weekend or so) for something very special, as a very fitting way to really end this. See you them.

(Also, you can go to any sin s post via this: https://pafsins2.tumblr.com/post/152327238870/reintroduction-official-sins-post-index )

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