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luvrrgirl444 · 6 months

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chapter 21: would u rather ft eren

“yo, wassup guys!” connie screamed into the camera. he was sitting in the passenger seat of jean’s car, as usual.

“today we’re back in the car-”

“-my car” jean interrupted.

you, connie and sasha all rolled your eyes.

“anyway, we’re back in jean’s car for would you rather part two, and we’ve got a not so special guest”

“you fucking cunt!” eren shouted from the backseat. he was sat behind connie, with his arm around you. you were sat in between him and sasha. connie mocked eren and flipped him off.

you rolled your eyes. “as this dumbass was saying, today we’re here with eren. aka photography guy. aka that one hot drummer. aka-.”

“bro can you thirst for him on twitter and not in the car.” connie said, gagging.

“not even thirsting, just being real.” you shrugged, making eren chuckle.

“someone spay this motherfucker.”

“shut the fuck up, we didn’t even mention what we’re eating today.” jean interrupted, once again. “sash?”

“today, we’re eating chick-fil-a! because eren’s never had it. allegedly.”

“allegedly?” he questioned.

“yes. anyway, we’ll see you when we get the goods.” sasha said, smiling.

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“WE GOT THE FUCKING GOODS” sasha screamed. “now, we’re gonna get the questions and get this shit started.”

jean pulled out his phone and went into instagram to find the questions.

“alright. would you rather be hot and stupid or ugly and intelligent?”

“hot and stupid” connie responded. “i already am.” he smiled.

“delusional ass” jean replied.

“y’all, please stop gassing connie’s ugly ass up.” you said.

“y’all not funny.” he rolled his eyes.

“ugly and intelligent is obviously the right choice.”eren said.

“definitely.”

“DICKRIDER” connie shouted.

“bitch shut up. as i was saying, those scientist paychecks are heavy. if i’m getting paid millions, i wouldn’t give a fuck about how i looked.” you agreed.

“bitch think she mariah the scientist.”

you rolled your eyes and pulled connie’s ear. “you want me to beat your ass so bad.”

“hot and stupid. i could literally get a modeling job and i’d be rich too.” sasha argued, before taking a sip of her milkshake.

“okay, thats valid.” jean said. “nobody wants to be fucking stupid tho.”

“id rather be stupid than ugly.” connie piped in.

“you’re already both tho?” you said, making everyone giggle, except for connie.

“imma need you to choke on that chicken.”

“moving on.”

“would you rather be bald or have no teeth.” jean read out. “bald. no hesitation.”

“definitely bald, i could literally just wear wigs and nobody would know. those human hair wigs go crazy.” you said.

“being bald is crazy. i’m having no teeth and getting dentures.”

“connie, you’re literally one shave away from being bald” sasha told him. “i’m going bald too, i need my teeth.”

“my hair is my best feature. i’m getting dentures with connie.” eren said.

“my motherfucking man!” connie shouted and dapped eren up.

“you two are fucking insane.” jean grimaced.

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you guys did about 5 more would you rathers before ending the video.

“thats all for today guys, hope you enjoyed us screaming like children! see you in the next video!”

the recording ended there. a black screen then followed, with the question “would you rather choke and die or subscribe to bigcheese4000?” on it.

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jaegerbomb: CONNIE WTF IS THIS

⤷ user220: the way he instantly knew it was connie ECVEEVHWHW

jaegerbomb: ugly picture n i still look better than you @conman69

⤷ conman69: WOAH???????

⤷ planetyn: CLOCK HIS TEA BAE

⤷ bigcheeseluvr4: STOP I LOVE THEM

sashluvsfood: chick fil a 🤤

user111: eren’s arm around y/n??? IM SCREAMING

user2020: i need jean

hotgirlsloveyn: WE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

planetyn: the tattoos im screaming

⤷ user20: “someone spay this mf”

user500: new bigcheese video with EREN???? ABOUT DAMN TIME

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demetris-cocksleeve · 7 months

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Now, hear me out....

I just can't get this idea out of my head:

It's a mini smut series. Each part is for a different underrated 1A boy, but interconnected. There will be two different endings, each with two different outcomes.

As I was getting ready to post this, I realized that the idea was akin to Aberration by @bakuhoes-dumbass , so to be on the safe side, I reached out and got permission. Aberration is so attention grabbing and (personally) keeps the you on the edge of your seat. It's 10x better than anything I'm gonna write for this, so check it out! Thanks again to @bakuhoes-dumbass for giving me the green light!

**Y/n is the new psychiatrist for the Yuei Institute for Dangerous Individuals (YIDI). But she's also the warden's niece -giving her more loopholes to wiggle through than your average psychotherapist. Cue the jailbird shenanigans when they get a whiff of their new toy.

Warnings: Contains slight passive hybristophillia, various talk of criminal behavior and non consensual/dubiously consented to actions and scenarios, do not read if you are sensitive to said topics!

Age Rating: 18+ Minors DNI

Prologue: A deeper introduction to the jailbirds

Let's get to know the inmates, shall we?

Chapter 1: Shoji Mezo- Convicted on multiple counts of gang-related torture; currently serving 3 life sentences with no chance of parole. Time incarcerated: 6 years, 4 months.

In which your first session with the sadist derails an a way you never expected. As it turns out, the jailbirds are missing more than just their freedom.

Chapter 2: Ojiro Mashirao- Convicted on 1 count of 1st degree murder following a confession refusal; currently serving 20 years with no chance of parole. Time incarcerated: 2 years, 9 months.

You survived your first day. What more could go wrong? A lot, apparently. After the surprisingly saucey session (ooh alliteration) with Shoji, you can confidently say you're better prepared for the type of inmates you're dealing with. Or so you thought...

Chapter 3: Tokoyami Fumikage- Convicted for the attempted murder of his best friend, claiming "the shadows told him to do it"; currently serving 15 years with a chance of parole after 5 years. Time incarcerated: 4 years, 8 months.

Your new deal is firmly in place, and you're prepared to do what you agreed to. You just didn't expect your end of the deal to be enforced again so soon. It's all in the name of helping... Right?

Chapter 4: Koji Koda- Convicted of arson, assault, and non-peaceful protesting of multiple animal testing facilities; currently serving 40 years with a chance of parole for $15,000 bond. Time incarcerated: 3 years, 7 months.

Animal rights activists can't be too scary... can they? You're a little less than a month into your new job, and it's going relatively smooth. The deal is going as planned, and you seem to be making progress. Turns out this activist isn't scary after all... He's downright terrifying.

Chapter 5 : Rikidou Sato- Convicted for drug trafficking and the assault of 5 police officers; currently serving 90 years with a chance of parole after 40 years. Time incarcerated: 1 month, 3 weeks, 2 days.

Marking the last day of your first month is your final first session. After today, you can confidently say that you know what to expect with your assigned inmates. That doesn't mean what you're to expect will be easy. Withdrawal really brings out the worst in people, doesn't it?

Epilogue 1: Every action has consequences... Unfortunately, Y/n engaged in the same action with 5 different people. So, which one is the reason for this consequence?

Mentions pregnancy and abortion, if you are sensitive to either of those topics, I'd advise you to redirect to Epilogue 2 for the second ending. Open ended/up to interpretation of the reader. Can be read for any of the inmates

Epilogue 2: Every action has consequences...Unfortunately, Y/n's bleeding heart is her consequence. But for whom does it bleed?

Contains an individual ending for each inmate. 'Pick your own ending' style

"Jailbirds" Coming Soon

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ofinkandpaper · 1 year

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A Changed World

Yandere!Villian!MHA x Reader

Hello! Finally, after nearly an entire year, I have finally finished chapter two with the gracious help and beta reading of @cupidcreates ❤️ So many things have been going on in my personal life and I really appreciate y'all's patience with this. Also, to clarify why I tag certain characters though they don't appear in a this chapter: they are referenced and are an important character to the story as a whole, so it makes it easier for me to keep track of what tags I should put on each chapter when they're all the same.

Note: The characters are aged up. As the story progresses, I will tag each chapter with respective trigger and content warnings, which may include mentions of murder, assault, cannibalism, stalking, torture, arson, terrorism, and other felonies, Yandere themes, Sexual assault, Mental illness, abuse. I do not own MHA nor do these personalities represent the writers, characters or VAs of the show. This is strictly fiction and for entertainment purposes only.

**Trigger Warnings: Implied Stalking/Being Watched

Word Count: 3,566

Taglist: @lolawassad @letskidaddle @youngbeansprout @bakuhoes-dumbass @cupidcreates

"Okay, so here's what I'm thinking." You glanced up from your computer for a moment, pausing in writing the few reports Tamaki had asked you for to give Kendo the small amount of attention you knew would be needed for her to continue talking.

Her casual drone, when comfortable, made for nice background noise and gave you a sense of peace.

"You could always move in with me! Sure, you may have to deal with Monoma every once in a while, but he's mellowed out a bit since we graduated so he isn't as much of a nuisance as he used to be." The thought made you scoff, but gave you a tiny bit of hope for the blonde man. Even with as much hate as he spewed at your fellow classmates, you had a small soft spot for him. As far as you could recall, you were one of the few that he had actually confided in when it came to his quirk insecurity - whether a copying quirk was a good fit for hero work or not, and not having much support about it in his childhood. Sometimes it made you wonder, a little dejectedly, if he had been making a jab at your own quirk. Sure it wasn't anything fancy like Hawks' was, but you liked it well enough.

"You of all people know I don't actually mind being around him, Itsuka." You huffed a laugh and went back to typing, "Besides, I can tell you right now I'm not a good roommate. Partially due to my quirk and partially due to how much I enjoy being alone sometimes."

"Oh please, if I could handle you in the UA dorms, I can handle you in a regular living situation." You could almost feel the force of her eye roll as you hear her flop back onto your bed. You glance at the clock to check the time before continuing to type, making a silent promise to finish this one report and send what you have done while promising Tamaki you would finish the rest tomorrow.

You wanted at least a few hours with your friend while she was here, you know?

"Honestly, I think you only managed that because of Monoma and Tetsutetsu." You smirk and glance her way again. Again, she scoffed and waved a hand dismissively as she turned her attention to her phone. Once more, back to the paperwork grind, you pushed through the last few sentences before sending them off to their respective destinations.

"Oh. There was one other thing I wanted to ask about." You swivel to face Kendo, frowning as she sat up and gave you the most serious look you've seen on her the entire day.

"What's up?"

"Are you really okay living here? With all the gang activity?"

The sudden weight of her questions caused a slight tension to rise over your body and your expression to fall a touch. You turned away from her as you thought of an answer, staring blankly at your keyboard. You could hear her shifting - uncomfortably, you assumed - as she tried to wait patiently for your response.

It was hard to think of an answer that didn't sound like there was some lie to it. Sure, you were used to the gangs, and appreciated that they didn't make your life as much of hell as they probably could… but that didn't mean you were entirely comfortable with them getting away with strong arming innocent civilians just because they knew the local heroes weren't supported enough to be able to stand up confidently and fully against them.

In all honesty, you had half a mind sometimes to leave Tamaki's agency and join the local one to add some backbone to the force.

"It's alright… it's not exactly what I would really want, but it's what I can afford at the moment.” You pause and give a shrug, “And the gangs haven’t been too bad recently. Just wish the hero agency in this area had a bit more support so they could actually do something about it all.”

Kendo was quiet as she took in your words, and with your attention away from her, her expression neutralized. It would have been easy for you to see the thoughts that swirled behind her eyes; thinking of how she could help and who she could talk to about either easing the situation in your neighborhood or getting you to move elsewhere. Having known you since your schooling days, she knew you were a stubborn one - she could almost put you on par with Midorya and Bakugo, if she were being completely honest.

Maybe a talk with Nejire was in order.

She forced a smile on her lips as she stood and went over, humming as she placed a hand on your shoulder. You looked up at her, finding a soft smile coming easy to you in response to her own.

“Well, while you figure out what you want to really do - don’t lie to me, I can tell you’re thinking about it - remember you have a plethora of people who have your back if you ever wanna move out.”

You sigh and nod, softly mentioning Tamaki’s offer to help you move closer to his agency. There was a sudden, but subtle, stiffness in her hand, though before you could really question it, she relaxed and moved away towards the bedroom door.

“Why haven’t you taken him up on it yet? Oh, and did you want any tea?” She pauses at the door, waiting for your answer. You hum and nod, standing to follow her to the kitchen. This small moment made you glad she still felt comfortable enough with you to know she could make use of your home-space as if it were her own.

“I don’t know… if I’m being honest, I just really don’t want to feel like I’m taking advantage of his kindness. Like, getting me an entire house? That’s a lot - way too much! I could never just casually go ‘oh sure, thanks boss!’ to something like that.” You hoisted yourself up onto the counter, swinging your legs a little as you watch Kendo shuffling around getting the kettle and mugs set up. She raised a brow and glanced your way for a moment as she turned the oven on to start boiling the water.

“A house? I thought his offer was for an apartment.” You make an elongated noise, accompanied by the shrug of your shoulders and one of your hands swaying side to side in a ‘maybe’ gesture.

“House, apartment… he’s offered a few different options, including moving in with him,” Again you shrug, “But, again, it's nothing that I can easily accept from him. Not only do I not wanna seem like a burden that needs to be protected, but I also don’t want to step on his toes and feel like I’m taking advantage of his kindness.”

She seemed to fall quiet in her thoughts as she watched the kettle, waiting for the whistle to signal that the water was ready. You let yourself relax a little further and rest your head against the edge of the cabinets while surveying the rest of the kitchen casually. Would it really be so bad if you decided to take one of them up on their offer to move in? Well, Tamaki did offer first - but Kendo was, as you felt, a closer friend. Glancing up at the ceiling, you contemplated if there had been anyone else that you could recall offering you a place to stay that wasn’t infested with more gang activity than a single hero could handle; you pull a blank as the kettle begins to whistle. Kendo picks it up and softly asks you to hold the tea bag strings in place as she pours. You were glad to do it; it gave your mind something else to focus on, and your hands something to do.

“I don’t think he would ever consider it as being taken advantage of. He is the one that offered in the first place.” She smiled and set the kettle on a cool stove burner before picking up and handing you one of the mugs. You gave her a soft thanks, accompanied by a roll of your eyes.

“That is true, but he is still my boss. If it isn’t the thought of taking advantage of his kindness, then I could only imagine what the more immature members of the agency would think if they caught wind.” That got a responsive giggle as the red haired girl shook her head almost wildly; you were pretty sure that if she hadn’t had that cup of tea in her hands, pressed against her chest, she would be waving her hands all over the place.

“I don’t even want to think about that! I’ve seen some of the members of your agency - I’m honestly surprised Suneater hasn’t said anything to them about their behaviour yet.” For some reason, her calling Tamaki by his hero name gave you pause to ponder slightly - had you been the only one to call him by his name this entire time? And why did it feel weird to hear him being referred to as anything beyond his name? You shake the thoughts before you could dive too far down that specific rabbit hole.

“I’m not sure, but I do recall him talking to a few at one point. Must’ve been really bad considering how they ended up acting like absolutely perfect angels after their private conversation with him.” You sipped your tea and let your mind wander again for a moment. What had those few done that caused Tamaki to actually reprimand them like he had, and not any of the other kinds of offenders? Kendo shrugged and took a sip of her own tea. However, before she could speak, her phone began to ring from the bedroom. Excusing herself, she set down her mug and darted off to answer it - you hoped you hadn’t kept her for too long. She hadn’t even mentioned if she was on call for hero work today or not before coming over to hang out.

You continued to nurse your tea, carefully leaping down from the counter so as not to knock her mug over in the process or spill any of yours. You meander into the living room and ponder if you wanted to either watch TV or grab a book to read. Or, as the thought came, you could go grab your own phone and either mindlessly scroll through social media or read fanfiction of your favorite shows and movies. You had a bit of a guilty pleasure when it came to reader inserts - though you weren’t sure why you called it guilty when it was a perfectly acceptable form of written media for your consumption!

You turned towards the bedroom as Kendo came back out, a pout on her lips as she went to her mug to take a few more quick sips before dumping the rest. Your brows furrowed in silent question when she finally turned towards you.

“Got called in to help with a few rougher captures.” She sighed and shook her head, “Guess the newbies weren’t as well trained in the area as we thought they were.”

“That’s understandable, was anyone hurt?”

“No casualties yet, but if you want I can keep you up to date on the progress?” You nod and she smiled, returning it before striding over to grab her bag. Instead of her usual hug and verbal goodbyes, she gave you a quiet wave as she slipped out the door. You sigh and glance around the room again before sitting down and flicking the TV on to see if there was anything good on at the moment, or if you were going to have to switch over to one of your streaming services.

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The moment the door shut behind her, Kendo sighed and pulled her phone out to redial Nejire-Chan.

Hello~?

“Just left their apartment, everything seems to be fine.” She spoke softly as she moved away from the door, keeping her head down as an unexpectedly deep frown found a home on her lips. She heard Nejire hum from the other end for a moment or two before she spoke again.

I’m glad to hear it! Gotta make sure Suneater’s little star stays safe… though, you seem to be troubled by something? The question almost caused Kendo to laugh, even over the phone no one could keep even a single thought from the woman’s notice.

“Did you know he had offered them to move in with him?” There was a pause on the other end before a playful groan.

Seriously? Talk about a bold move - never would’ve expected something like that from him! There was a giggle But, at the same time, too forward of a question when he doesn’t even know if they like him back or not.

“Well, from the sounds of it, they were really giving it some thought after I offered to let them move in with me.” There was another giggle and the clicking of the lavender headed hero’s tongue.

Now, don’t go around making promises you can’t keep. You have orders to keep an eye on them, not make moves! This got a full laugh instead of the usual giggles as Kendo’s cheeks burned from a flustered embarrassment. She hadn’t thought about it like that when she first offered, but there was a flutter in her chest at the thought of the domestic kind of life she could have with one of her best friends. Did she have a crush on them? She wasn’t sure, and didn’t even know where to begin trying to figure that out. Instead, she cleared her throat and decided to pull the topic in a different direction.

“Have you heard word from Monoma yet about..?”

Not yet, but I’m sure it won’t take long for LeMillion and Deku to show back up on the radar. I’m still curious as to what they were needed for over in America. Kendo could practically hear the pout through the phone call, which brought the smile back to her lips and pulled her mind from her previous thoughts.

She looked around her before walking up to the bus stop and sitting down, wrapping her arms around her bag to keep it close to her chest while she swung her legs. She got an odd fulfilled sensation whenever her feet would scrape against the concrete beneath her.

“I’m sure they’ll tell us all about it when they come home - if it wasn’t too confidential at least.” Nejire-Chan hummed in agreement. As she heard the other hero take a breath to begin speaking again, there was a soft voice on the other end catching her attention. Nejire pardoned herself for a moment and lowered the phone just enough to muffle the conversation, though Kendo could still hear it relatively well. Just as she’d been told before, it was about those villains she had to help get put into the system.

At least she hadn’t needed to tell them a lie when she had to leave, now that she thought about it.

Hey, I need to talk to you later. Let me know when you make it in! As she was hanging up, Nejire’s voice could be heard instructing the sidekick on what they should do in regards to whatever the question was they had asked.

Pulling the phone fully from her ear, she glanced around the bus stop and down both ways of the street for any sign of the bus before looking back down at her phone to scroll through her camera roll on a whim, also because she figured it was better than pulling a book up and getting sucked into the story while she was supposed to be at least somewhat focused on watching for when the bus came.

It felt like so long since any of them were in UA, and she was glad she was able to get so many memories saved into her phone during their time… it also felt a little weird that, now that she was thinking about it, that she managed to still have the same phone that she had all through school. Just that responsible with it, she supposed.

Scrolling through, there were plenty of pictures of Class B - a decent chunk of which were just evidence of times when Tetsutetsu and Monoma would steal her phone for impromptu photo sessions with the rest of the class. The memories made her eyes roll with a fond smile on her lips; she hadn’t heard much from Tetsu in a while, but that was to be expected when he was constantly on the job with Kirishima. Meanwhile, it was nearly impossible for her to get away from…

She blinked in surprise, opening one photo she had no recollection of finding before now. It was a selfie of Monoma and Tetsu on either side of… them. All three of them were smiling wide, as though laughing about something, and Monoma actually, genuinely, looked happier than she had ever really seen him before. Her smile came back, fonder than before, and her cheeks flushed a soft pink. For all the trouble he caused them, she really couldn’t imagine not having him as a friend. Any of them, really. She cleared her throat and put her phone down to keep herself from going emotionally overboard from the nostalgia, and just in time for the bus to arrive as well.

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The rush of the air outside the airplane cabin was calming, though his leg continued to jitter as he watched the clouds pass by. He was eager to get home and sleep in his own bed, patrol his own streets… see his friends. Needless to say, he was homesick, but he was on the track back home so it wasn’t too bad anymore. It had been months since they were last in Japan, and as much as he loved being over in America to learn and do some network connecting, he was more than ready to be back. Not to mention he was ready to have authentic Japanese food again from his favorite restaurants . Maybe he could drop by his mom’s place and get something homemade…

“You’re looking a lot better there, Deku!” The green haired man blinked and looked up at his traveling companion, his smile brighter than the sun - as per usual. Deku returned the smile, though a softer version, and nodded.

“I’m excited to be back home. I wonder how everyone’s doing.” He turned back to the window as Mirio sat across from him and looked out his own window. One of the perks of being a top five pro hero: getting to take a private plane instead of flying commercial - not that there was anything wrong with it! He just… wasn’t comfortable with tight spaces with very little options for maneuverability.

“I’m sure they’re doing just fine, though I’m also sure you knew that.” Mirio chuckled and turned his attention to Deku, “Especially with how you’ve been constantly exchanging emails with almost everyone during our time abroad.” Deku laughed and rubbed the back of his head. It was hard not to constantly be checking for new messages during their away time. Was that clingy of him? He didn’t really think so, and he was pretty sure someone would’ve told him to chill out with the instant replies. Even Bakugo hadn’t told him off about how quick he was to respond, which was a little bit of a surprise.

“Fair. How has Suneater and Nejire-Chan been, by the way? I know you’ve been keeping up with them.” Deku turned from the window and looked at Mirio, who he was surprised to see had a conspiratorial smile and was raising his eyebrows up and down.

“Nejire told me Tamaki has a crush on one of his sidekicks!” The blonde was moving to pull out his phone to flip through his messages while Deku tried to pick up his jaw from the floor.

“That’s great! Who is it?” Mirio held his phone out to him. On the screen was a picture of Tamaki and a hero dressed in a black and white suit with white owl wings.

“She hasn’t given me their name yet, wanting me to introduce myself to them in person first so I don’t spook them or let on that they were talked about behind their back. Not that talking about a friend’s crush is all that unusual.” Mirio chuckled and shrugged as Deku handed back the phone. He smiled and nodded.

“It would probably be odd if you called them out by name without them having met you before.”

The two continued to talk, from the mystery hero to how the agencies were doing and the crime rates that they’ve been hearing about. Not to mention going over profits from their side hustle and how things were going on that front… though, it was a little hard to focus on the rest of it when the hero Tamiki was pictured with kept slipping into his thoughts.

He would probably have to go with Mirio to greet them when they landed…

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roxy-writes · 1 year

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can someone plz find this fic for me bruh?

so it was a yandere x reader fic where reader works at an insane asylum or smthn like that and the characters are her patients. and all the characters were there bc of crimes they committed or mental disorders they had, like ex: i remember tamaki was a cannibal among other things, shinso tried to like start ww3 and end the world, and kiri had this thing that was pretty much where he got obsessed w/anyone who touched him?? and they all started to fall for the reader after they got used to her and it was just so well written. reader also worked w/ aizawa who was revealed in the last chapter to also be yandere for her? reader also was like giving them gifts throughout the story bc they were treated so badly and she was kinda soft 4 them. it was rlly long, like 10 chapters or smthn, and there were hcs and fanart to go along w/ the fic.

srry if this is unintelligible im desperate to find it

edit: someone found it, the fic is aberration by bakuhoes-dumbass.

#bnha smut #bnha x reader #bnha x reader smut #mha smut #mha x reader #mha x reader smut #yandere bnha #yandere bnha x reader

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anti-katsuki-lounge · 1 year

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One thing that I can't stand is Bakuhoe's stupid hero name. Dnyamight is cheesy but it works I just can't understand Hori's gag or fascination to recite the word salad that Bakuhoe insists is his name. It feels like it reinforces that he is same dipshit from chapter 1

Agreed, especially when this dumbass continuously “corrects” people who don’t say his full name, like Momo when 1-A were going back to get Izuku and Miruko during a damn war.

#anti katsuki bakugou #anti bakugo katsuki #anti bakugo #anti bakugou #mha critical

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shotos-angelic-whore · 2 years

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When I Needed You Most (8) k. bakugo

warnings: author included in story, past toxic relationship, swearing, death of a minor character

note: i just thought i’d mention that what Nicole said in the previous chapter, was all made up. meaning: i didn’t actually go through all of that. i just made it up for the story.

It’s been an odd couple weeks for Bakugo; after having apologized to Nicole, the two have spent an odd amount of time together—at least it’s odd to him.

“Hey, Aika!” Bakugo exclaims as he prepares dinner for himself in the kitchen.

“I’ll be right back, Mina.” She gets up from her spot on the couch and approaches the kitchen. “Yes, Katsuki?”

“I need to talk to you,” he says.

“OK … then talk,” she gestures for him to continue.

“Alone, after dinner,” he says, continuing to make his meal.

“Ohhh! We gettin’ all serious,” she mocks.

“Don’t mock me, dumbass,” he growls.

“Whatever you say, Bakuhoe,” she waves as she heads back to Mina.

“Girl, what’s going on between you two?” Mina questions Nicole.

“Me and Katsuki?” Nicole questions in return. “Nothing is going on between us!” she shakes her head with a chuckle.

“Are you sure?” Asks Jiro.

“Yeah, you guys have been hanging out a lot. Ribbit,” says Tsu.

“OK?” Nicole had no idea what her friends were getting at.

“Do you like him?”

“Way to be blunt, Uraraka,” Sero rolls his eyes.

“What?! No! Of course not!” Nicole whisper exclaims, looking back out to the kitchen to make sure Bakugo can’t hear her. When she sees that he’s no longer there—or anywhere in the common area—she looks back to see her friends staring at her. “Even if I did like him, he’d never like me back,” she chuckles.

“He made you breakfast this morning,” Kaminari remarks.

“So?” Nicole shrugs.

“He’s only ever done that for [Y/n],” says Kirishima.

Nicole’s heart drops. She’s become so close with [y/n] that being with Bakugo would feel weird—wrong even.

But she can’t help but feel a bit giddy at the thought of him liking her. She sighs, getting ready to speak, when her phone goes off; signaling a text. She picks it up and unlocks it.

meet me in my dorm. we need to talk

The text from Bakugo read.

“I’ve got to go,” she says. “I’ll see you all in the morning!” She stands up, heading towards the elevator.

Making her way to Bakugo’s dorm, she begins to wonder what he wants to talk about.

As she approaches his door, she begins to panic a little. She takes a deep breath before knocking, jumping when he opens the door on the second knock. “God damn, Katsuki! You fucking scared me!” She exclaims.

“Tch, whatever. Come in,” he steps aside so she can enter the room, closing the door behind her.

“Damn, Bakuhoe,” she gasps, looking around his room. “Your room is nice!”

“Shut up,” he sits down at his desk, crossing his arms.

“You wanted to talk?” She sits down on his bed, placing her hands on her knees.

“Yea. I’m just gunna cut to the chase. I-” he’s cut off by Nicole’s phone ringing.

“One sec,” she pulls her phone out of her pocket and looks at the caller ID. “I gotta take this,” she puts up her pointer finger, signaling he wait and slides the answer button. “Hey, Grandma! What’s up?” no answer, just sniffles. “Are you all right?”

“No,” her grandmother says.

“What’s wrong?” She questions. Bakugo notices Nicole’s demeanor changing, and begins to become worrisome.

“Your dad’s dead,” her grandma says bluntly.

Nicole’s face goes pale, her eyes beginning to water. “What?”

“Your dad’s-”

“No, I heard you. What do you mean, he’s dead?” when her grandma doesn’t answer, her breath hitches. “Did he have anything to do with it?”

“No. But I wish he did,” says Grandma.

“What do you mean you wish he did?” Nicole exasperates.

“Your father … took his own life.”

Nicole breaks down at that sentence. “NO!” she screams. Bakugo is quickly by her side, placing her phone on the table and pulling her shaking body into his chest.

“I know you’re still processing that news, but there’s something else you need to know,” her grandmother says.

“What?” Nicole manages to get out.

“He is at your school.”

“First you tell me that my dad is dead, and now you’re telling me that Adriex is attending UA?!”

“Honey-”

“I’m not moving again. I’m staying here. I’m just going to stand up to him, like I should have before.” Nicole says. “What course and class?”

“Hero, B. I’m gunna let you process this, call me when you can.” she hangs up.

Nicole begins to sob into Bakugo’s chest, him holding her close and allowing her to cry her eyes out.

Once she’s calmed down, she begins to explain her situation and why she moved to Musutafu in the first place.

“So you have a daughter?” he questions softly, pushing a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Yeah. She lives with my parents—well, my mom.” she hiccups. “The only person who knows is [y/n], and I told her that I put my daughter up for adoption.”

“So she doesn’t know the whole story,” Bakugo nods.

The sudden knock on the door causes them both to jump. “Yo, Kacchan!” Kaminari says through the door. “Have you seen Nicole?! Class B is over for dinner! So is Shinso!”

Nicole looks at Bakugo in horror. “He is in that class,” she mutters. “Yeah! I’m in here! I’ll be down in a sec!” she manages to hide her fear and sadness pretty well.

“Oh. Alright!” Kaminari leaves.

“This outa be fun,” Bakugo chuckles as Nicole stands up and wipes under her eyes, exiting the room not long later.

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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I posted 1,020 times in 2022

That's 409 more posts than 2021!

331 posts created (32%)

689 posts reblogged (68%)

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I tagged 946 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

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Dynamight came crashing through the ER doors with a scowl on his face. The nurses at the front desk sat back in their chairs when his fiery eyes fixated on them.

"Where is she?" he demanded loudly. "Fucking speak!"

"W-who, sir?"

He rolled his eyes and slammed his fist down on the desk, splintering the wood beneath. "(F/n L/n), dumbass! Ain't many other people I'd fucking be here for!"

Moments later, Katsuki was lumbering through the pulmonary ward of the hospital, his shoulders flexing as his gauntlets swung at his sides, gritting his teeth and growling at anyone who stood between him and the door of your hospital room.

One nurse started to ask for his identification until another nurse put their hand on her shoulder and shook their head no.

He'd talked the talk and walked the walk but when he turned the door handle to enter your room, he did so with such a careful, fluid motion so as not to wake you if you were sleeping.

He held onto the door as it closed behind him, letting it latch with a quiet click before turning it loose. He took one graceful stride after another, his heavy boots hitting the tiled floor like feathers as he moved in closer to your motionless body.

Katsuki Bakugou was a hard man, tough as nails and always ready to take on whatever threat or villain or challenge life could possibly throw at him head first. What he wasn't prepared for was some nameless, faceless enemy that had taken up residence in your body. Probably tiny - microscopic, even - and hiding in places he could never see. He felt helpless. Powerless.

He gingerly removed the gauntlet from his right arm and delicately set it down on the floor beside his feet, his scarlet eyes never leaving your form in the process.

He could hear your labored breaths even as he remembered his promise to himself going into this: that he wouldn't fucking cry. But he stood corrected, one tear...then another falling onto the clean, white sheet next to the tube that had been medically inserted into your lung to keep it inflated.

He took your limp hand into his - hard, rough, calloused, and shaking - and kissed your forehead. "I don't know what the fuck this is, baby, but once I find out I'm gonna kick it in it's tiny, shitty balls and make it wish it never found you."

for @xviternity You've made so much art for me...now it's my turn. 🧡🖤🧡. I hope you feel better soon! 🥹

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⇢ title: dangerous

⇢ pairing: k. bakugou x f!reader

⇢ wc: 1k

⇢ warnings/notes: nsfw, mdni, katsuki is aged up 27+

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1,140 notes - Posted September 12, 2022

1000th Post Special!

Back by popular demand...

Dad/Dilf!Katsuki Bakugou Headcanons

₰ pairing: Dad!Dilf!Katsuki Bakugou x f!Reader

₰ wc: fuck, idek

₰ cw/an: my 1000th post (yay)!, katsuki is aged up (as per usual), dad/sfw section first, dilf/nsfw section last, mdni, tbh i'm so fucking exhausted rn so kindly let me know if you see something that i should include here and i'll be happy to do so, hold onto your ovaries my fellow bakuhoes!

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Katsuki Bakugou not giving a fuck about you while he drives away from your place.

You'd yelled at him to leave, tears streaming down your face, angry that he had led you on only for him to act like he felt nothing for you.

He thought about how little he cared about your smile. How few shits he gave about all the times you'd run your fingers through his thick, unruly blond hair. He rolled his amber eyes at the idea that his heart especially ached on the nights and days you didn't spend together. The great explosion user gripped the steering wheel harder, the leather protesting and smoking underneath his sparking death grip.

You'd cried and told him that he was too scared to be loved. He had scoffed and told you he wasn't scared of shit.

But now he was scared shitless.

Scared that he might lose you forever.

He white-knuckled the steering wheel, strategically yanking it around while pulling on the hand brake before speeding off in the direction from whence he'd come.

He didn't give a single fuck that he scraped the front scoop of his expensive Audi R8 pulling back into your driveway.

His voice came through louder than the banging on your front door. "Oi! (Y/n)! Come open the damn door!"

You approached the door slowly, hugging yourself. If he forgot something, couldn't he at least have the sensitivity to wait another day to come back for it?

Not yet knowing that, no, it couldn't wait. He could never forget you.

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My #1 post of 2022

º Notes: fluff, angst, sfw

You rolled your eyes, opened your front door, and sighed. "What is it, Bakugou?"

"Wow. So we’re not even on a first name basis anymore?"

You crossed your arms and tapped your foot. “You’ve got about 5 seconds to tell me what it is you’re here for then I’m closing this door.”

Hurt flashed across his features before his game face returned. “Come on, quit acting like you don’t care anymore. I know you still love m- hey!”

You’d started to shut the door in his face, but he stopped it with the toe of his boot, his ash blond bangs obscuring his eyes. “I miss you, damn it," he grumbled. "Need to talk to you.”

You kept one hand on the open door and propped the other on your jutted hip. “Too bad, I don’t wanna talk to you anymore.”

“You don’t mean that.”

“Yes, Bakugou, I do. Now just-“ The edges of your eyes burned with the threat of tears. You fought the urge to throw yourself into his arms, which would be a hell of a lot easier if he wasn’t standing right in front of you. He smelled so good. His scent had all but worn off of your sheets and pillows. “Just go.”

“We can get through this, (Y/n). We've fought and won tougher battles than this together.”

“Stop.”

“It doesn’t have to be like this.”

“Yes, it does. I can’t do this anymore, Katsuki, please.” Your bottom lip quivered.

“Hey…” He reached for you, but you pulled away.

“No, Katsuki. I don't wanna fight with you anymore! I can’t handle-" Your voice cracked as the first tears fell. "All I’ve ever wanted to do is just love you, but it feels like that’s never been enough for you!”

“(Y/n)…” He reached for you again and this time you let him pull you into him. You really were too tired to fight with your lover anymore, and he felt like home. "It's more than enough, babe. It's the only thing I need. Always has been." He held your sobbing form in his arms.

Your weak fist landed against his hard chest. "I'm so mad at you, but I love you so fucking much and I hate you for it, Katsuki," you whined.

He pressed his lips into your hair. "That's okay, you can hate me...as long as you never stop loving me."

"I'm fucking serious!"

He pulled back to look at you. "What? You think I'm not? Hah? You're my entire fucking world, (Y/n)! If you leave my life, I swear to god I'll blow up a star and create a new world with you in it just so I can be with you again."

You sniffed. "Katsuki..."

He put his hand in your hair. "Baby, I start shit with you because I love you."

You hid your wet face against his arm and chuckled. "That doesn't even make sense."

"I know, but it's fucking true. I just don't know how else to express how passionate I am with you sometimes. I'm an idiot, alright? Ya happy now?"

"No."

The up-and-coming pro hero squeezed you tight. "When's the last time you ate? I can feel your fucking ribs."

Your voice was muffled by the material of his shirt, now damp with your tears. "Yesterday."

He kissed your forehead. "Come on, let me make you something to eat."

He felt skinnier too. "When's the last time you ate?" you said, sniffling and looking up at him with red, puffy eyes.

"Tuesday", he mumbled. Today was Thursday.

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thefictionconnoisseur · 10 months

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Aberration

Author: bakuhoes-dumbass

Platform: Tumblr

Pairing(s): MHA x Reader

Status: Ongoing

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Yandere themes, mentions of murder, torture, abuse, descriptions of death and dead bodies

Summary: In this world, mutations, renamed as ‘Quirks’, are abnormal. Only about 5%-8% of the world population are known to have these so called ‘Quirks’. You are a graduate of one of the most prestigious science tech schools in the country. You’ve been selected to work for a secret scientific research facility that houses some of the most notorious criminals in the nation. Besides their crimes, what makes these individuals incredibly dangerous are their mutations. After meeting these individuals, they seem to have taking a liking to you. That should make your research and search for the cure all that much easier…

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vamppanda · 2 years

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Me getting marry two strangers.

Kiribaku x Black reader

Request by : no one

⚠️ warning ⚠️ : Dragon Au. Reader is still human.

Sorry I toke so long to give this up. I had to think of a good story. Anyways enjoy.

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' Do I really have to do this ?' You thought as you look out the air plane window. ' My mom must be crazy, thinking this well help her.' You see, you live in a world where dragons and humans live together in peace. Dragons is above humans, but they have magic and they rule the world. I know what you thinking why do they keep human?. Well, because they can give dragon more stronger and more magic. So they keep then as mate with human. Human can still be together and live freely.

So this is how you got here. Your mom want you to marry not one but two dragon guys. One was name Bakugo, the next dragon king and the second one name is Kirishima, the great dragon knights. You sights as you got out of the plane.

You got your bags out of the bags things that around. I don't know, what the hell it called. So you look around to see, if you can see them. ' So mom said that one as red hair and the other one has blonde, but I don't see them anywhere.''. After a while of looking, you just sit at one of the out to eat. You waited about an hour in till you hear footsteps coming your way. You look up from your phone and saw two guys. They stop right by your table. One of them was smiling at you and the other was looking away from you, but you was pretty sure he was mad.

'' Hey beautycool are you y/n by any chance?'' the red head said. You rise an eyebrow at him.

'' Yeah that me....what do you want with me ?''

The guy with the red hair rubs the back of his head. The blonde one growl and look at you.

'' We know you because -- WE ARE YOUR FRANCE.'' The red one started and the blonde one finish it by yelling at you with his tail and wings pointing straight up.

'' First of all you don't have to yell at me, because I am not one of your friends. I will slap you silly. Secondly you guys are late.'' You said.

'' Yeah sorry Bakubro here was taking a little longer to get out of the house.'' The red head said as he point at the blonde.

''Oh my name is Kirishima Eijiro and the is Bakugo Katsuki.''

'' So the blonde is name bakuhoe right.''

'' YOU DUMBASS .''

You got up and grab all of your stuff. Kirishima help grabs the other bags that you had. You guys begin walking out the airport. You all got in the car, while the maids help puts the stuff in the car.

'' So Kiri, Do you babysit Bakuhoe or,,,?''

Kirishima grin a little and shakes his head no.

'' I just keep him in line.''

'' Ooh''

'' I AM RIGHT HERE.'' Bakugo yells.

'' We know, hoe''

'' Hey bakubro calm down''

Bakugo growl and look out the window mad.

'' Is he always this mad.''

'' Yeah always..... but will get use to it.''

''oh'' '' yeah'' With that you lay your head on the window and fell to sleep.

A few hours later , You woke up in a bed. You look around and saw that you was in a bedroom. It look like a guest room. You slowly got out of the bed. You saw that you was still in your cloths, when you got here. You saw your bags. You put all of it together, that one of the boys must put you here and your bags. You dig in your bags to get one of your pj. You put on a grey sweaters with a bunny on it and white knee high shocks.

Once you was done putting your bonnet on. You got hungry, I mean you did miss dinner. So you decided that you should go find the kitchen to get some food. So of course you want to get some food. You open the door and saw that the hallway lights was on. Which is weird, but you close the door and said, '' Not today stain.'' Waited in till the morning. So you was going back to sleep.

When morning came around, Someone knock on the door. You roll over in the bed. Then a few minutes later, someone knock louder. So you yell out 5 more minutes. Then someone bust open the door and pull the covers off of you.

You jump up and look around, and you smack your lips. You see Bakugo was the one who pull the covers off of you. Booooooy was you ready to slap him to next week, Kirishima step in between you guys.

'' Why are you getting in my way?'' You asks.

'' Because I don't want anyone to hurt each other.''

'' Well Bakuhoe should of thought of that when he pull my covers off me.''

'' YOU WAS NOT GETTING UP, SO I TOOK MATTER IN MY HOLD HANDS.''

* Smacks *

That when their was a slap noise. You some how got your brown self press by Kirishima and slap the fire out of Bakugo.

Kirishima was shook that you pass him and slap Bakugo.

Bakugo was shook that you slap him.

You on the other hand was not shook, come on we all know it was coming. We all know he was getting his shit slap soon or later. Bakugo walk out of the room. Kirishima look back at you still in bed.

'' That not cool'' Kirishima said as he sat down on the bed.

'' So he was on a thin line with me.'' Kirishima nervous laughs.

'' Oh ok well we come here, because we want to come get you for breskfast.''

'' Ok '' You got out of bed, and walk to the open door. You look back at Kirishima, to see his eyes move up to you, because he was look at something else. *wink wink*

'' Well are you coming?''

''Oh yeah.''

When you two made it to the dinning room. You both saw Bakugo eating already. You sat down on the end of the table away form him. Kirishima sat down next to him. You and him start eating. Bakugo look at you.

''Blackly'' Bakugo said.

'' What'' You said as you look up at him.

'' You will be going to school.''

''Ok..........Wait......WHAT.''

Kiri stop eating and look at you. Kirishima look up at the roof.

'' Oh yeah, you do don't you.''

'' What you know about this to?''

Kiri put his hands up and sweat drop as his tail wiggle a little.

'' Why do I have to go to school? , I mean it ain't right.''

'' Well you have to do it, because you are marring us.'' Kirishima said.

'' And?!'' You said/ asks.

'' And you have to do it. It required for human dragon bride.'' Bakugo explains.

'' Oh'' You put your elbow on the table and sighs.

'' I don't really got it tho.'' Bakugo rise an eyebrow and cross his arms. Kirishima look at you confuse.

'' What part don't you get about it? beautycool.''

'' Well why do they human need to go to school?''

'' We will explain it to you?''

After Bakugo and Kirishima explain and when you got dress in some school cloths. When you got outside, Bakugo give a map to you. So you can find the school and walking back home again. Him and Kiri said there goodbye and a kiss on the cheek, and left to their work. It took an hour for you to find the school, but when you did you see people looking at you.

You just roll your eyes and kept walking to the office. Once you finish, you went to class. After some classes, it was lunch time. You stay there at your seat. You was on your phone, messaging Bakuhoe, because Kiri was worried for you.

'' Hey''

You look up to see and brown haired girl. She was smiling with her hands behind her back.

'' Um hi''

''Oh sorry my name is Uraraka Ochacco.''

'' Well Uraraka, My name is L/n Y/n.'' Uraraka pulls a chair right next to you.

'' So who are you marry to?''

'' Oh um Bakugo and Kirishima. You?''

'' Mine is Midoriya Izuku''

'' Cool''

You and her talk a little about your self and how your guys first meet our france. Then there was a big boom and the building shake. You and Uraraka look at each other. Then people start screaming and runing to the exit. You hear guns start shooting. You grab Uraraka and run behind the well away form window where you looking to the classroom.

'' Are you ok?'' You whiper/ asks.

'' Yes'' She whiper back.

'' Ok look i think we should get our phone out and text our france.''

''ok''

You text Bakugo since his chat box was already open. When you send it, you lay your head back and hope for the best, and you was prying to god. Just then you hear an other gun shoot, but this time it was closer. You hug Uraraka close to you .

' Please come and save us Bakugo and Kirishima,''

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