#bailed

[cam-strong]

Failed some lifts today 🫠

#bailed #fitness #workout #weights

[cruelcruelsummr]

Officer Bailey and Ted Spankoffksi

#no this is not just me trying to make domestic curtwen whatttt #anyway #ted spankoffski #officer bailey #tedly? #officerted? #why am i making ship names for a crack ship #officerbastard #thyme and bay leaf #im a genius #bailed #lmao #handcuff shipping #because #because Ted’s probably kin- #[i am shot before i can finish my sentence] #anyway have fun with this one

[begaycommittreason]

officer: are these your children sir?

damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father

jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man

bruce: …nope

officer: oh, then them?

steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:

bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole

officer: …so it has to be one of them?

alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce

tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really

bruce: …i’ve never met these people before

assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*

officer: then who are you here to collect?

bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine

clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!

#dick bailed them out later #after taking pictures of them behind bars #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #clark kent #alfred pennyworth

[samglyph]

Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop

#gravity falls #dipper is defensive because ford texted him and he’s annoyed because he knows they’re going to ask him to post bail #ford is still legally dead

[stealingpotatoes]

sits on the floor and thinks about how the twins' extreme force sensitivity probably connected them before they even knew each other

(support me on kofi!)

#leia organa #bail organa #luke skywalker #space twins #skywalker twins #princess leia #star wars #my doods #comic #10k #20k

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Quitter.

#bailed

[zanephillips]

El baile de los 41 (2020) dir. David Pablos

#alfonso herrera #emiliano zurita #el baile de los 41 #dance of the forty one #filmedit #lgbtedit #gayedit #film #men #menedit #usermichi #userwilliam #userdckingston #gifs #mine #*

[nyancrimew]

next week my wife (@sajjji) and i are going to be playing our very first live dj mix for the first 'meow meow :3'* of the year at Klub Kegelbahn in lucerne (switzerland)!!! come dance to our queer weirdo internet music with us ^-^

more info here or on kalixys' instagram

*our most favorite party series ever

#meow meow :3 #djing #dj set #nightcore #sextrance #trance #baile funk #jersey club #hyperbaile #switzerland #schweiz #maia arson crimew #music #suisse

[starwarsblr]

OBI-WAN KENOBI • PART VI 

#obi wan kenobi #bail organa #kenobi series #star wars #swedit #swsource #thestarwarsdaily #allthingskenobi #thetorontokid #userjasmine #userpayton #usersugar #usersaoirse #userelio #usersansa #** #**gif #by melanie

[foldingfittedsheets]

So on Tuesday my wife and I dropped off the paperwork to register as legally married and as part of that I want to finally legally change my name. I haven’t used my deadname in decades and I’m so ready.

But the very nice lady at the Recorders office said we’d need to go through Social Security for name changes. Since we were already in the city we walked to the SS office.

The ground floor was like a TSA, with scanners and guards. They asked, “Do you have any weapons?”

We both did. My wife held out their cute Swiss Army knife which got an immediate pass. Mine caused more issue, though. It’s a cute little knife, it folds up to look like a leaf and unfolds into a blade. I showed the man and he looked gravely concerned.

When he asked to see it closer I obliged, folding it closed so I could take it off my key ring to hand over. And this man. This buff security man. Could not open my cutesy little knife to save his life. He futilely pawed at it from all different angles while I tried to say, “Look, you can see the hinge, just pull at the top…”

Finally he had to hand it back so I could open it for him. Then two other men came over and all three Very Serious Security Men in a Federal Building pored over my tiny cute knife with great intensity and concern. A ruler was produced and they conferred in hushed whispers.

I was honestly trying not to laugh when he finally passed it back and said I could keep it, but cautioned me not to pull it out. I solemnly agreed, returning my tiny weapon to my key ring.

#ramblies #ended up bailing on the security office though #it was very bad vibes and my wife was suffering #I’ll try to go Friday to the smaller one by us #I’d rather spend my days off with them doing nice things even if it means suffering a government office alone

[butchspace]

BAIL FUND FOR DFW PROTESTORS ARRESTED FOR BLOCKING BIDEN’S ARRIVAL IN DALLAS ⬇️⬇️⬇️

12 people were arrested today. The link below was provided by PYM’s Instagram.

Update: they have been released!

[video description:

Police put two people into their squad cars while onlookers chant “ceasefire now.”

Other people are being escorted away by police in the background.

The video pans around the crowd, who begin chanting “shame on you”. Police put more people in their cars.

End video description]

#mutual aid #bail funds #free palestine #Instagram #strobing #flashing lights

[malacandrax]

Sex worker/Charity worker Halstarion AU --- More of this AU

#halstarion #halsin #astarion #halstarion sw au #learned we dont pay bail here #well!

[nateofgreat]

A reminder that Bail Organa, upon seeing the Jedi Temple in flames, immediately flew straight over to investigate himself with no guards and no weapons of his own. And upon being told there was a rebellion by the clone troopers there, he attempted to walk past them and see what was happening himself.

It was only after they aimed blasters at him that Bail leaves with a newfound resolve to stop Palpatine. He didn't wait until Palpatine declared himself Emperor to know he had to do something. He knew he was bad right there.

#Bail Organa #Bail Organa appreciation #Star Wars #Star Wars prequels #Pro Jedi #Jedi Order #pro Jedi Order #pro Bail Organa #Order 66

[bibibusinessman]

#batdad #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #stephanie brown #oracle #cassandra cain #duke thomas #kate kane #alfred pennyworth #Stephanie couldn’t handle the pressure #Bruce can just pay bail #Alfred totally killed someone

[phoenixkaptain]

Obi-Wan: “Did you know that Anakin is still alive?”

Bail: “Skywalker? No way! There’s no way that Anakin Skywalker lived for twenty years without getting on at least half of the galaxy’s nerves or being the most dramatic man in the room or without fighting a ten-year-old or oh my heavens he’s Darth Vader, isn’t he?”

#star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #bail organa #don’t know how to tag this #other than #if obi wan ever told bail #this is almost certainly how the conversation played out #btw i like the idea of junior senator leia picking fights with darth vader #because in the movie #while she’s certainly intimidated by him #they speak very familiarly to each other #vader was def getting into fights with 10yo leia #the inane ramblings of a madman

[stealingpotatoes]

organa twins au because I want them to grow up together (and also bc I'm in my bail organa stan era)

(ko-fi requests are open!)

#leia organa #luke skywalker #bail organa #breha organa #princess leia #star wars #organa twins au #my doods #skywalker twins #space twins