#bagel’s personal life

[ionlytalktodogs]

Controversial take but it’s actually not the job of random disabled people to educate your kids on disabilities. If your child stares, asks a rude question, or gets in the way of a disabled person, the responsibility falls on you to deal with that. It’s not the child’s fault for being curious or uneducated (that is quite literally the JOB of children) but it’s also not the job of a literal stranger to parent your kid for you.

#'but teaching kids about disabilities leads them to be adults who are less ableist' yes I agree. #but a random disabled person just trying to live their life is not required to teach kids about disabled people #as the parent it is YOUR job to educate your child about disabled people. #I'm just trying to get a fucking bagel Sharon. #disabled #disability #physical disability #ableism #my ramblings

[modernvetherature]

the rise in western popularity of anime and kpop have not changed how fucking weird people are when they talk about anything east asian

#bagel’s personal life

[jeeaark]

Remember when that tadpole of yours snickered when Omeluum's attempted cure backfired? I don't think that lil rascal completely went away when Greygold transformed. It's probably maniacally snickering right now.

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #illithid tav #greygold #squid greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #you ever think that tadpole had it's own personality as well and that it didn't completely go away either? #Like if two caterpillars cocooned together and mixed into cocoon mush #and out came a fancier-than-normal illithid butterfly but with a big heap of ✨internal struggles✨ #is theory anyway! #because it's certainly not eating brains that's messing them up huah (because they no eat any yet) #is more fun than the' Greygold died and is now a squid with Greygold memories' theory anyway #Greygold can handle it. It's fine. Maybe. Probably. #They're living that two bagels vine life now

[bagelbucket]

tiktok kids need to have the term kin taken away from them like they NEED a timeout

#bagel fan talk #it’s gone from literally ‘I feel like I’ve been this character before/in a past life/we are the same person’ #to ‘oh yeah I just really resonate with this one (1) trait and think they’re neat’ #GIRL #can we bring back gatekeeping . actually

[stars-inthe-sky]

...

#so in some fairly big personal news: boyfriend accepted a new job! #we are leaving the goddamn cornfields and okay prairie behind for the hills and rivers of pittsburgh pa! #i am so excited about many many many aspects of this #a little daunted by the cost of living change but i think it'll be well worth it for a real airport. and theatre. and neighborhoods. #and actual bagels and a bigger jewish community #and just to live in a place that i maybe won't walk around wishing i could just go 'home' in some ambiguous way all the time #also being back on east coast time #and did i mention bagels and shows? #is this the real life? #stars + steel city

[unproduciblesmackdown]

winnie & bagel

#corned beef #winston billions #philosophizing on my wynnstannery ''billions' accidental autistic character'' metanalysis style like #classic prank that there's a perspective that [autistic people = people both involuntarily and voluntarily worse than us(tm)] and yet then: #there is me an autistic person getting to lift these weights & hone the ability to look at this & how to use language around it #from those earliest origins of ''is tayston allowed'' to ''is saying winston is Autistic allowed''....call it quantentative #and the fact that from season four up to this very moment even the distribution of billions canon has in itself done an unimpeachible job #at enhancing the Literary Themes concurrent in my life. studio laughter & standing ovation #anyways it also meant realizing a whole like Genre / Movement in the oeuvre of my funny little drawings of a funny little guy for kicks #such that expands that oeuvre to better reconcile / resolve with my metaquantanalysis #and it's like going [making oil paintings of interior domestic scenes] mode lol. hell yeah #that is: the genre of ''a winston portrait that doesn't have; need; or ask for the implicit context that Anyone Else Cares or May Care'' #making it: ordinary and self-contained. not even ''by himself & having a particularly good or bad time.'' just an ordinary time. #tasks & situations that need not transcend anything at all. like yes having a bagel is a delight & a gift but it's in an Ordinary context #still here. scratch an itch. keep cat from knocking over showerside soaps. could be having an especial good time in any way but again such #that it needn't transcend or suggest it prompts any particular response from anyone else #that Self-Containment like [the void] of allistic ppl like ''the definition of ppl's autistacity: bringing it upon themself'' versus like #intergalactic multiuniverse quantum superpositions brain understanding of autistic ppl keeping to themselves #very much [we are not the same] perspectives lol. like working around to Getting the shit one was up to at like 3 or 7 or w/e yrs old #like but now i have all the language for why that's how things go for me & why it's Not [all the time / energy / language from others about #why that's wrong & worse & you bring it upon yourself etc]....like [you were nonbinary the whole time & still are but now Know Shit & can #convey &/or reject things w/nonzero / more precise language about it]....hand on shoulder nobody values you On Merit. & then you die. #wanting to draw some last night but it wasn't coming along great but it still came along Okay enough for this lol....also classic #going ''wow can't believe i might get to bear witness to them crumpling up winston & using the wall as backboard to toss him in the trash'' #after ''can't believe kompenso's electrifying / can't believe we're just in time for season 4 / can't believe i was here til june'' etc #can't believe winston might get an arc / can't believe winston didn't get an arc but still got an abusive relationship / can't believe #being a funny little peripheral guy is better for Character b/c of what the writing doesn't inflict & the space that frees up.... #anyways a true reconciliting revelation for my Quantent like oh This is the context that's not like swimming upstream #b/c it's also the context that [winston doesn't have to Merit(tm) being recognized as a person / would it be ''good'' if he seemingly did] #like the distilledly good timeline is one where nobody cares and he still gets to have a bagel and wear headphones.

[propertyofkylar]

tummy is hurting bad today 💔💔💔💔

#personal #time to die #also i sliced my thumb while slicing a bagel #life is pain

[lunasilvis]

Spoke to the sr. press and cultural affairs officer of consulate-general of the Netherlands in New York (so she's located in nyc) thru a networking event the other day. re-ignited the pursuit of my career ambitions so much, been thinking about it a lot. hands down strive to have a position like that as a final career goal

#personal #ambitions #brushing up my english is goin great by the way. am i good to apply now? lol #My dream is to live in a nyc loft. with the loft of m life. eat my bagels. yea.. good stuff #own 2nd property upstate in Woodstock. hmm

[dreamofbecoming]

ough ok so i have a shameful weakness for pizza bagel bites, like the freezer snack kind. i know they’re gross but whatever i love them. except lately i’ve been noticing that the roof of my mouth bleeds for like a week after i eat them, so i was like hm maybe i’m burning my mouth? so this time i had the brilliant idea to put them in my mouth upside down. no hot cheese on the roof of my mouth! genius!

my tongue is numb. i’m allergic to pizza bagels

#how is that even a thing i can be allergic to?? #i eat all these ingredients in other contexts just fine #(ignores how cheap chain pizza also irritates the inside of my mouth) #i don’t want to live a life without pizza bagels ever again :(((((( #personal

[tonyburgessblog]

Six Word Story

Everything bagels are a life metaphor.

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#bagel #everything everywhere all at once #life #personal #six word story

[saetoru]

APPEARANCE MATCHUP FOR @luvbub

MAMMON AND ITADORI

NOW CLOSED

#tee sets a date <3 #bub ur the only person i would ship mammon with other than myself #bc #he’s just gojo with a tan #so he’s perfect for u #also he would cry bc ur so cute #he’s a crier deep down #just a whiny baby #ANYWAY #all i need in life #is a bagel and bub smiling #i have those two things #and my life is complete #i would split my bagel with u

[starlooove]

“This is MY spidersona and they would HATE Miguel and think the canon theory is BULLSHIT and help miles :3” ur so smart and original pls tell me more about how ur spidersona is so great for seeing a man say “XYZ and will happen if ABC don’t happen and here’s the physical evidence, I am SHOWING YOU THE EVIDENCE” and going “nah XD”

#why do y’all keep forgetting that the characters in the movie have no reason not to believe Miguel #and this isn’t hating on any specific spidersona or anything #but so many ppl are just so unrealistic in how they handle the canon theory in universe #like ur personal theories are fine but conflicting it with what the characters should or would know is so childish and stupid #like there is NO reason for them not to trust Miguel 💀 #there is NO reason for them to trust Miles #how come y’all understand spot is stupid for blaming miles for the bagel thing but the results of it do make sense to HIM #bc he’s a CHARACTER and his life got RUINED so he is pinning the blame on smth tangible #and even that doesn’t make sense to us or miles treating him as stupid for it is like. the whole reason everything escalated #but when it comes to Miguel y’all are just like #‘he’s so stupid it’s obviously not about canon events and more about this villain he’s never even heard of before 🙄🙄🙄’ #‘chalking down the destruction of a universe to changes being made is so dumb and thinking that the universes crossing over is the cause of- #-them falling apart instead of knowing it’s spots poses is so crazy 🙄🙄🙄’ #like can we please be fr

[heathersaddict]

Things I’ve overheard as an autistic person pt. 2

“So what… she just… ate the whole thing?”

“Yeah… pretty much.”

“Huh..”

“I mean you’d think a dog wouldn’t like bagels, but…”

#this dog loves bagels apparently #yes I’ve actually heard this #help lol #life of an autistic person

[mrtwizz]

writers block kicked in and i made bagels instead

people please share your secrets on getting the brain to write and not be 🧍🏻‍♀️

#personal life #someone please harass me until i write #okay but the bagels….they go so hard !!

[modernvetherature]

thinkin about....,,., bread,.,,rmghsdfsjlfflksjjj

#bagel's personal life #tw food

[aberrantmind]

whenever i see someone whinging on about how some random person blocked them i make sure to block them too

#8lah #it was probably because youre obnoxious and cant respect even the smallest boundary anyone has. sorry. #if i saw that someone blocked me id probably wonder for a moment what petty little opinion of mine they saw and decided they didnt want to #ever see again and then shrug and move on with my life. like #ive blocked ppl bc they said they liked butter on bagels. #its not a personal assault on your very being. theyre not even saying they dislike you. they just dont want to see your posts.