#bae don’t look

[darkorangeoctober]

Girl dinner

#slaytheday #girlboss gaslight gatekeep #slay girlboss #slay queen #coqette #lana del bae #cute #lana del rey #enya umanzor #berliner #berlin #aestethic #foodie #pizzalover #italy #don’t look for love look for pizza #foodlover #mojito #girl dinner

[diabratz]

*looking @ barbatos*

mc : he’s so fine it’s pissing me off. forreal, like how is someone that fine.

lucifer : mc i asked if you had any questions

mc : my question is does he fuck

#asmo crawling out the nearest bush : actually yeah so- #me @ asmo : he be fuckin ??? 🤨 #asmo : 🤭 baby u don’t even know the half of it #i’m telling u rn if i were the mc in this game lucifer would hate my fucking guts #LMFAOOOOOOOO #this is 100% self indulgent and idc someone is gonna agree w/ me #barbatos is TEW DAMN FINE and TEW DAMN PERFECT #whoever made him as a character need they ass ate no weird shit #like HONESTLY ????? EUGHHHHH #it’s not even a want anymore i need him #i won’t him so bad #lucifer would tie me up from the ceiling every fucking day honestly #imma have to ‘bae please 😫 i was joking bae pls 😫’ my way out of that #fuck i look like hanging like a piñata when i could be seducing barbatos ON MEEEEEEE EUGHHHHH #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me barbatos #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me #obey me x mc #obey me diavolo #obey me leviathan #thirst ; barbatos #boo i’m not gonna tag everything yuck

[possession1981]

he’s crazy insane like

#jacob #tbz #the boyz #jacob bae #*up #sns #ult #he wants me to biiiiteeeee himmmm soooo badddd looking a little desperate #i don’t wanna TALK ABT IT 😭 #useroro #madstual #*ults

[dr3wsgf]

why does he look scared omg😭😭

#my bae a celebrity fr #royalty treatment for him #don’t talk to me I’m just getting over kylian not being there #like srsly why🙄 #achraf hakimi #got me hungry the food looks fire

[azulsluver]

Everyday I must defend Ruggie’s name at school 😔

#ଘrambles #one friend keep saying he look like a little boy so I like little boys 😭 IMA KILL HER #AND AND they don’t understand how attractive he is like my short African king deserves better😢 #amira bae he black I swear :(( he jus a little light skinned

[carterashofficial]

the only downside of SWTOR’s new trade-tax is that I can no longer afford my boyfriend’s shopping sprees. I love him, but dude has some expensive tastes and he doesn’t exactly credit farm. He also will only buy the item from a set that he wants. Which is why he has like 3 of the same ridiculously expensive chest pieces all bound to his account instead of unlocking the full outfit in collections and redeeming it whenever he wants to.

So last night he decided to ask me for crafting tips so he can sell stuff and get back to over a billion creds, instead of him just crafting outfits and stims for his personal use.

Y’all. I have a linked 8+ pages spreadsheet on the cost of to make just about everything in-game. from the average price-per-item based on the crew skill missions, to dye mods, stims, augments, etc...

He doesn’t like the character hopping aspect. He’d rather buy materials off the GTN than hop onto another character, send the comps on crew skill missions, and repeat until he can craft whatever it is. I had to break out that spreadsheet and show him that it would not be a good idea to do that. since. you know. the economy is inflated like the Goodyear Blimp. Cheaper to spend 30 minutes watching TV and logging in and out to do crew missions and run heroics to pay for the missions.

And then i had to look him in the eye and tell him most of my fortune is from dye mods and augment kits built up over years of doing this.

I’m prepared to be entertained for the next couple days as he figures this out.

#he also wanted to buy a hypercrate to sell and like honey no #yes that'll get you funds but you need a source of income in the game thats not running a handful of heroics and 1 operation a week #this is all b/c he's replaying the SW and Inquis stories and wants his new characters to look cool #which im down for #swtor #star wars: the old republic #bae goals #later tonight I’m dragging him on my credit farming run of heroics #which I know don’t give a lot of credits but they pay for the crew skill missions #and I can get a million under an hour if I’m on a stealth character

[elisabeth515]

A new dose of memes

Some stuff I made while procrastinating

(Translation: In Thy justice free me; thank you @histoireettralala for the quote)

#albert i #king albert i of belgium #Belgian babe(y) #Albert always has this ‘don’t talk to me and my son and my son ever again energy’ in pictures with his sons that I need to make it happen #thomas andrews #Thomas Andrews jr #ship bae #he Bri’ish but I’m really giving away the babey title this time because without him the disaster would have gotten worse #all I knew is that he’s innocent on the charge of mocking God #can you believe that he’s actually 38 in that one picture of him looking too handsome for goodness sake #and he died at 39 #history shitposting #20th century #20th century history

[f1yogurt]

smoosh his cheeks

#daniel brühl #cannes 2022 #daniel bruhl #smoosh his cheeks #cutie #how is he so smol #bae don’t look at me like that

[velvetstreets]

I can’t stand his suit I’m sorry 😭😭😭

#don’t get me wrong bae always looks GOOD #but his blazer isn’t tailored well and it’s irritating tf out of me

[chloeworships]

My son sent this to me. Why does this remind me of the dream with Kuzma. How the dog popped out the side of the video frame was exactly how we popped in but he was squinting his eyes suspiciously. I just cannot make this stuff up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone does not play about you girl 😂

I AM DONE!!!! 🤣

#BoyfriendProblemzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is why I am single. I don’t want man problems. Until somebody’s son marries me, I am single as a Pringle. I have got to feel like the only girl girl in tha world 🎶🥰

#the dog and his real girlfriend lol 😂 #not for the fakes #not for the pretenders #boyfriend problems #when he loves you and not them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #HANIMALS #when you try to reassure Bae it was only a massage but he ain’t having it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #he’s making sure nothing else happens 😂 #when he’s LOYAL to you and you only #and don’t have you out here looking like no fool for loving him #if he’s not claiming you then idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ #MALE’s are all the same from all species #A MAN PROTECTS WHAT HE LOVES #he doesn’t abandon her #not for the PR fake relationships 🙃

[nomazee]

i wish i liked genshin again so i could write fics for it but i fear i never even got past the chasm or unlocked sumeru and i’d only write for kazuha

#my bae my light my life #he’s my fave #and like albedo #and kaeya actually #Ok id write for a lot of them #but i’m so behind on any ofthe lore and barely remember any of the story #so i think i’d look a fool if i wrote some random ass fic and someone would have to #gently correct me and be like ‘hey… this makes zero fucking sense my friend’ #and then i’d die from embarrassment #i honestly miss early game genshin #it was so peaceful #now my laptop turns into a radioactive hazard every time i try to open it #i also don’t have a clue who any of the sumeru or fontaine or fatui characters are #and everyone has a BOB #it gets CONFUSING #also i don’t wanna insult the game cause i’m sure i’d think it’s fire if i actually went back and played the story #but dear fod it is so hard to find enjoyment in playing this long ass game where there’s like #60 percent of the lore is hidden in random quests #and there’s like four branching storylines #every time my friend tries to explain anything to me my eyes grow distant and i start snoozing #IM SORRY THATS MEAN #erm … well … #i’m sure it’s peak guys! i just don’t have 75 hours on hand to play it … #nora speaks

[maladaptvs-irl]

who want me ‼️ /j

#i had to look up what histrionic meant and i don’t actually have anything to say about it #yeah i’m tinkerbell and if there isn’t at least one person in any social situation i’m in that wants to fuck me i’m not happy #i don’t understand how i’m masochistic ? i consider self harm the same thing but okay bae #personality test #idrlabs

[possession1981]

jacob the b cafe japan photos

#btw i fucking THREW UP the first time i saw the group photo of the second looks and THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSEEEEEEEE #biting scratching screaming crying etc GOD #i will NEVER EVER EVER LIVE THIS DOWN IF U DON’T HEAR FROM ME AGAIN I FUCKIN DIED IG #jacob #tbz #the boyz #jacob bae #*up #ult #credit in the source btw #they posted everyone but i don’t have time to post everyone #*ults

[peachheavycream]

They really out here putting Jacob in the Cheesecake Factory server attire huh?

#the boyz #tbz #jacob bae #like free my fucking man?! #he looks good don’t get me wrong #but my man ready to show me specials on the skinnylicious menu

[helliminthe]

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#when bae’s new blorbos don’t enchant me #like I’ll be looking at them bc I love you and I’m not going anywhere #maybe I can tricky myself into liking new blorbo

[backwzzds]

ೃ⁀➷ spoil you, plug!eren

eren hated when you spent your own money, but you don’t listen.

thinking about the way plug!eren would take you on his drops with him. you were so quiet and in your own world, he never minded the fact that you had your freshly white painted toes resting against the dash of his mercedes AMG coupe. the entire car was blacked out with expensive ceramic tints, protecting you both from your usual…late night activities.

your glasses rested on the cute bridge of your nose as your left leg was sat in eren’s lap while your right rested against the dashboard. eren was lucky that he fucked with most of his customers heavy…you two had been waiting for the dude to meet y’all for nearly thirty minutes now, and had it been someone else, eren would have sped away long time ago.

eren comfortingly rubbed your baby soft feet in the grasp of his tattooed hand, one with beautiful realism art of your own eye. with a turn of his head, he could see you practically nose deep in the bright screen of your phone illuminating through the car. “you growing bored mama?” his voice is concerned. “ian think we was gonna be waiting this long on dude…my bad baby.”

you hadn’t said much since you’d gotten in the car, just wanting to hurry and add all of your things to your shopping cart on the skims website. “nah, ‘m just…trying…to do somethin’ real quick,” you bite your lip as you tap away on your phone. you were trying to add as many things to your cart before it was gone. “before this shit sell out.”

eren being the nosy boy he is leans against your shoulder to see what you were doing. but the moment he’d seen you type in numbers that belonged to what he knew as your own debit card, he kissed his teeth in annoyance. “man how many times i gotta tell you to stop using your card to go shopping bae?” you roll your eyes at his words. “i’m serious, you got all three of my cards on ya phone for a reason. fuck is you typing in your info for?”

don’t get him wrong, eren loved the fact that you were independent and knew how to handle money almost perfectly now that you were in your twenties. but being together with you for so long, he continued to step up with his provider capabilities by always taking care of you. whether it was paying your bills, rent—everything in between.

but of course it was a struggle when ms. i can do it all by myself meets mr. i know you can but let me do it for you

“because i’m spending like 600 dollars,” you point out to his previous question with an obvious scoff. “i’m not asking you for that.” eren mirrors your actions and rolls his eyes again.

eren looks at you as if you’re insane and suffered memory loss for the past four years you’ve been together. “babe…i make that shit in one night. actually—fuck a night—i make that shit in two hours!”

it wasn’t like he was lying either, with the way that eren was one of the only trusted plugs in town, it was very easy that he’d bring at least a band a night on a consistent basis. selling for almost six years was finally paying off.

you two hardly ever fought, but if you did, it was always about money. eren knew how long you’ve had to do things on your own physically and financially. you couldn’t go to your mom for help, you didn’t have a dad to beg, so it was all on you since you’d been 16. but now that he had eren, he’d just wish you’d let him take the burden of money of your shoulders and take care of you the way you take care of him.

after a few minutes, your boyfriend holds his hand out. you give him crazy eyes, but eventually follow orders by putting your phone in his hand. “don’t know how many times i gotta tell yo stubborn ass, forreal,” he grunted. “‘s never a problem spoiling my baby. you don’t ever ask me for nothing. let me feel useful and get you stuff, mama.”

with a sigh, you nod your head, like you always did. there was no way eren was gonna take no for an answer when it came to spoiling his wife.

in response, eren uses his free hand to delete your information and instead place the correct numbers—the information to his amex black card. all the money he has, he sits and does nothing with it, so why not buy you all the things you’ve never had before?

when you hear the chime of your phone confirming your order, eren hands you the phone back and goes to look out his dark window.

with your acrylics, you grab eren by the neck and slowly turn him back to face you. “thanks papa,” you gave him genuine eyes.

eren leans forward and pecks your lips. with a serious face, he pecks you one more time before wrapping his tatted fingers around your neck erotically. with a look in your eyes he tells you, “always tell me what you want, no matter how much, mama. you know daddy gonna get that shit for you one way or another, regardless.”

#lora’s fics! ೄྀ࿐ #plug!eren x reader #plug!eren #plug!eren x black reader #plug eren x black reader #plug eren x reader #plug eren #plug eren smut #eren jaeger x black reader #eren jaeger x reader #eren jaeger smut #plug!eren smut #aot x black reader #eren jaeger x chubby reader #eren x black reader #eren x chubby reader #aot x chubby reader