My ears are assaulted and assailed by a girl group massacring Nothing Compares 2 U, I sip coffee through gritted teeth, this too shall pass ... I could turn the radio off but find myself transfixed with the desire to see just how bad this version can get ... like horror films that miss the scare and bump mark but have enough chintz and cheese to make you watch for laughs ... I did try to read Fifty Shades of Grey ... this was a step too far ...
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Am I monster because cats purring kind of grates on me the same way squeaky styrofoam does! Meows? Talking back? That little noise they make when they wake up? Adorable?
Purring in theory? Cute.
But the sound just drives me insane.
I’m not even doing it on purpose, I swear.
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as it stands, these are my favourite albums and ep’s! (in no particular order)
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hippo campus - bambi
little comets - in search of elusive little comets
white lies - friends
everything everything - get to heaven
foals - what went down
the neighbourhood - i love you
hippo campus - landmark
everything everything - raw data feel
hippo campus - warm glow
courting - guitar music
peace- happy people
enter shikari - the mindsweep
peace - ep delicious
foals - total life forever
white lies - to lose my life
everything everything - a fever dream
enter shikari - a flash flood of colour
bad sounds - get better
wolf alice - visions of a life
alfie templeman - colour me blue
foals - antidotes
hippo campus - south
foals - everything not saved will be lost (part one)
little comets - life is elsewhere
sad boys club - four shades of the transitional phase
bears in trees - every moonbeam, every feverdream
peace - in love
the neighbourhood - wiped out!
enter shikari - common dreads
enter shikari - the spark
twenty one pilots - vessel
ben howard - i forgot where we were
the 1975 - i like it when you sleep
imagine dragons - night visions
two door cinema club - gameshow
swim deep - emerald classics
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A poem:
Rain is great for the environment.
It lessons the heat too.
I just wish it was fucking quiet.
I have sensory issues.
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Episode 75 - Through the Narrow Place, has a terrible screeching painful high frequency tone after the weather. Ugh. Hate those.
It also has the best parenting advice.
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i normally keep my phone on silent cause i hate noise notifications, but i nearly lost it earlier cause of that so i turned it off
now it it making bad loud sounds and I don't like it
I'm taking its ability to speak again.
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In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.
Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my "reasonable request" I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.
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simon riley with a voice kink for you...
he absolutely loses it when you're talking to him on the phone about whatever; maybe something related to your friends, that they done something really funny, perhaps you're just checking on him, gradually getting suspicious of his voice as it turns more aggressive, desperate, deranged and higher. he's so fucking hard, listening to you ramble, and ramble for hours whilst he teases his sensitive tip, smearing pearly beads of cum over his dick as he drags out his growing orgasm.
don't ask him why he sounds nervous and shakey, beginning to get more hoarse, otherwise he'll cum all over his phone and all over his calloused fingers ...
when you're finally home, you learn more about this fantasy to do with your voice. sitting on his lap, jerking his big, fat cock off while speaking to him and that soft voice. it makes him feel even hotter when you're nonchalant, paying no mind as you pump and stroke him at an agonisingly slow pace.
he's not even submissive during this, just aggressive and hot, a smirk on his face when he throws his head back, your lips sucking hickeys and pressing kisses into his throat, speaking between kisses... :(
god, dollface... look at the things you're doing to him. leaving him a complete, utter mess as he spurts thick cum all over his chest and muscular abdomen, twitching in your hand when you giggle about his sensitivity.
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I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??
I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.
It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.
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I hate tinfoil so much it’s a wicked vile substance
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it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out
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