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b a d s a m a r i t a n
The Best of You, Honey, Belongs to Me
Blackthorn
Cover Myself in the Ashes of You
Dumb Ways To Die
Enough of You to Dull the Pain (18+)
Hellbent Looking For A Godsend
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
I Got This Feeling On A Summer Day (18+)
I'm Gooey in the Middle Baby Let Me Bake
In His Eyes A Flaming Glow
Intrigued and Afraid
Keep You Like An Oath (18+)
Killing Me Softly
My Baby Shot Me Down (18+)
Not Much Between Despair and Ecstasy (18+)
Only Touch That Gets Me Melting (18+)
Run Rabbit Run (18+)
Say My Name
Send a Thousand Kings Away
Shia Surprise
Something Good to Celebrate
Stop, Look and Listen, It's Halloween!
Taste of a Poison Paradise
Trust in Me, Just in Me
With Your Scars and Your Lonely Heart
Your Body's a Secret Girl and You're About to Spill It (18+)
t h e b o y s
Watch That Butcher Burn
b r o a d c h u r c h
Always Leave Me With a Hungry Heart
Am I Doing This Right?
An Art to Life's Distractions
Beating Like A Kick Drum
Catch & Release
Girls Like Girls Like Boys Do
It's Been a Long, Long Time
Love's Perfect Ache
Now and Again We Try to Just Stay Alive
Regale You With A Gourd-geous Tale
Say You'll Remember Me
Say You'll Remember Me (Denali's Version)
Tell Me It's A Nightmare
d o c t o r w h o
Cuddle, Meet Puddle
Cute Things
Don't Blink (Part 1)
Don't Turn Your Back (Part 2)
Don't Look Away (Part 3)
Dreams See Us Through (Part 4)
Hate the Feeling of Falling
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas
Horrible Things
Isn't That Wizard
It's How I'm Made
Let Me Come Home
Little Creepy House
On the Brave Shit
The Origin of (Love Bug) Species
What Beautiful Things I'll Wear
When the Crypt Doors Creak
You Know That I Would Jump Too
d u c k t a l e s
Tales of Daring
g o o d o m e n s
All I Want For Christmas
Aziraphale's Favorite Author
Dance on a Tightrope of Weird
Free as My Hair
His Love is All in Me
How the Wine Plays Tricks on My Tongue
Lockdown Blues
Making Biscuits
My Heart's a Stereo
Naked in That Garden (18+)
Out There Making DuckTales
Pickin' Up the Pieces of the Mess You Made
Road to Hell
Something Meaty For The Main Course
Step Too Far
Tongue Tied
Your Love is Holy (18+)
f a l l o f t h e h o u s e o f u s h e r
Tomorrow I Shall Be Fetterless (18+)
f r i g h t n i g h t
Emptiness to Melody
Everybody Scream in Our Town of Halloween
Fixed Up to the Nines
Howl Like an Animal in the Darkness
I'm So Hot I'd Fuck Myself (18+)
I'm Starvin', Darlin', Let Me Put My Lips to Somethin'
Late Night Devil Put Your Hands On Me (18+)
Make Me Glow
Night of Long Fangs (18+)
Parade of Dancing Skeletons
Talk So Pretty (18+)
Who Are You Supposed To Be, Criss Angel? (18+)
h a u n t i n g o f b l y m a n o r
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j u r a s s i c p a r k / w o r l d
Best Behavior
The Future Ex Mrs. Malcolm
p r o d i g a l s o n
But Then My Stupid Phone Beeps
Never Fallen From Quite This High
Office Supplies
Rude Boy
They are the Hunters, We are the Foxes
Trigger Happy
With a Sense of Poise (18+)
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Learn Some Manners
Cale Erendriech x Gender Neutral Reader
You walk down the crowded street with a constant smile, your hand tightly intertwined with Cale's. The sunlight reflects off your wedding ring, glinting as a symbol of your seemingly perfect life. Cale, your husband, never leaves you alone for long, always by your side like a shadow.
One day, as you stroll along the sidewalk, someone carelessly bumps into you. The serenity of your demeanor shatters, and a sudden rage engulfs you. "Watch where you're going! A simple 'sorry' isn't too much to ask, is it?" you hiss at the unsuspecting pedestrian, your eyes burning with an intensity that hasn't been seen before.
Cale watches with an amused glint in his eyes, intrigued by this unexpected display of emotion. Your outburst continues, a torrent of words unleashed upon the startled stranger. "Manners matter, you know. Learn to say sorry, or the world will eat you alive!" The passersby glance at you, bewildered by the sudden transformation from a smiling companion to a fierce reprimander.
As the tension in the air thickens, Cale, still fascinated, gently places a hand on your shoulder. "That's enough, my love," he calmly suggests. Your eyes flicker towards him, and in an instant, your demeanor shifts. The rage dissipates, replaced by that familiar, cheerful smile.
"I'm sorry, dear," you chirp, as if nothing happened. The stranger, now released from your verbal onslaught, scurries away, casting glances over their shoulder. Cale, ever the composed one, smirks at the scene. "Quite the show you put on there, my darling."
You turn to Cale, the smile still fixed on your face. "Oh, you know how it is, sweetie. People need a little reminder sometimes." Cale chuckles, admiring the dichotomy of your emotions, like a finely tuned instrument playing a discordant melody.
Later that evening, in the privacy of your home, Cale brings up the incident. "Quite a spectacle you made out there, my love. I've never seen you lose your cool like that." He leans against the doorway, a glint of curiosity in his eyes.
You twirl a strand of hair with your fingers, maintaining your innocence. "Well, darling, sometimes people just need to be put in their place. Can't let them think they can walk all over us, can we?" Your eyes gleam with a mischievous glint, and for a moment, Cale wonders if there's more beneath the surface.
As the days go by, the memory of that outburst lingers in Cale's mind. He observes you more closely, wondering if there are cracks in the facade of your perpetual happiness. Yet, you continue to play the role of the doting spouse, never letting on that anything is amiss.
In the quiet moments, when the world is unaware, Cale studies you with an intensity that borders on obsession. He wonders what lies beneath that ever-present smile and whether the storm he glimpsed on the crowded street could resurface. Perhaps, in unraveling your mysteries, he might discover something darker and more intriguing than he ever imagined.
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