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anherosixtynine · 10 months
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Warframe (me) and Destiny 2 players be like ":("
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smbhax · 25 days
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Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers (GBC)
Session: https://youtu.be/JlEcWbGLFhM
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failfemme · 9 months
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playing settlers of catan to make my sister happy and being salty about it
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bogdan199430 · 1 year
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Вап
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adelaidedrubman · 1 year
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actually maybe now is time to talk about how much lost on mars sucked. does anyone remember how much lost on mars sucked or was i the only chump who played that?
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mk-wizard · 1 year
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I know this is subjective, but the fact that Scorn was meant to be a plethora of allegories in which the player interprets the meaning, metaphors and true message of the game does not make it any better.
If anything, it makes it worse in that the makers sound like they're trying to hide that they gave us an unfinished game with no real plot or point. And no, the art book STILL answers nothing that matters and the answers the makers gave are not fun teases.
I know I sound unhappy, but that is because I am. The more I learn about Scorn, the more I'm disappointed with it. I guess the best lesson here is that abstract art does not translate well in the form of a video game.
PS: I did not know that the protagonist in the prologue and the protagonist in the rest of the game were two different characters! How COULD I know? There’s no context, no indication, no distinguishing features between the two of them (we never see them in third person), and no hard evidence that such was the case because everything feels dreamlike, hazy and vague in the game. I had to be told. That is how lost Scorn feels. Having to be told what is going on in a game by the makers is like having a joke explained to you. If the game/joke cannot explain itself while unfolding, then it stinks.
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pvremichigan · 1 year
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“THIS IS UNREALISTIC. HE WOULDNT CHEAT THREE OR FOUR FUCKIN TIMES, RIGHT??? HE WOULDNT EVEN CHEAT ONCE. YEAH… HE WOULDNT.”
“RIGHT?!?!”
Playing the sims was a bad idea for the mun. Now Mich is paranoid.
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smudgekip · 1 year
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hell world hell world hell world
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raccoonfan101 · 1 year
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overwatch2 is awful they took away hanzo’s nipple!!
free the nipple !!!!!
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bearpillowmonster · 2 years
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Tomb Raider Anniversary Review (Wii)
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For those who haven't read my PC review, might be confused, so check that out here.
So how's this compared to the PC version?
Controls are still a bit unsavory because some stuff is mapped to the D-Pad which can be kind of hard to use when the remote is vertical. Moving the camera is also kind of like that by holding the C-button on the nunchuck and pointing the Wii remote where you want to look but at least you can see where you're jumping this time. I guess camera's just a Tomb Raider Anniversary curse.
Instead of just levers, there are little knicks and knacks like 'rubs' which sounds wrong but they're inscriptions that you can dust off like a DS game and run charcoal over them to get an imprint and match them up on a wheel. There are also a few more types of collectibles through that. You can chip away at the wall using a pick and cement knife to pick up your relics rather than just picking them up off the floor, same locations though. The gears are always right there on the floor though and 9/10 it'll be the same solution. And there's this funny drawing puzzle where you have to make symbols but they're really just squiggly lines.
I won't bother mentioning what's the same because most of it is, but I didn't get as many enemies getting stuck or even Lara for that matter, it was all mostly normal.
Framerate takes a dip but that's to be expected. Locking on seems a bit tougher because you actually have to aim at the enemies so there's no "up close and personal shooting mode" anymore. There's a flashlight now so some places are darker than before and QTEs are motion based. Wolves and stuff can grab onto you and you have to shake the nunchuck to get them off.
The dinosaur battle is a bit middling because in the original (PS1), you just fight it. In this one, you 'can' do that but it's going to be super annoying and long so they added the gimmick that you need to dodge at just the right time and let it hit these spike things but it relies solely on the dodge ability, you can't jump behind these spike logs so it turns out pretty cheesy. This was for both games but it's really disappointing to have a scene that iconic just be kind of limp. But at least you hear the gun through the Wii remote, there's that.
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Take it from someone who bought the game twice because he wanted to like it but thought it was just the version he was playing, I label it as a bad game. Worst Tomb Raider I've played so far (not that I've played that many).
Was it worth it though? Yeah, kind of, now I know it wasn't just the version. What took me 2 hours in the Wii version took me four days to complete on PC, not just because it was my first playthrough but because it took so long to get it to work correctly. (I was in St. Francis Folly for reference) So I got to play the game a bit easier at times but it ended up evening out with annoying jumps that I knew how to make but just couldn't execute due to the Wii or bad level design (like the mapping I mentioned in the PC review). I saw enough potential in it enough to play it but it just didn't live up to that overall, too many things bogging it down. It seems (though outdated) the original PS1 game has this beat in very many aspects but I'm done trying to live through this again.
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bayleymania · 6 months
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New ask game:
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.
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crystalelemental · 25 days
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Alright, unlocked the true route in Triangle Strategy, finally I can-
"Just split all your allies into three groups, including the 2/3rds of the army you never touched because this never once came up before."
Are you serious right now? Why the fuck are we doing this? And why does it...feel so...
"Familiar? Octopath Traveler, remember? This is a Team Asano game, it's the same developer."
...I am beginning to think perhaps these people do not make good games.
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smbhax · 30 days
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Duggy (PS4)
Session: https://youtu.be/okju4mu8xI4
A mystery game I couldn't find anything about so I had to buy it to see for myself. It's bad. Sound clips out more each time you press fire, it says you can use the d-pad to move but you can't, and the monsters have no AI, they're just bouncing things with eyes, so there's no challenge at all. ^ D^
Apparently it's been out on Switch since 2022, but nobody had bothered to say anything about it. ; ) Developer Alexander Carparelli / Nerdvision Games' ( https://www.nerdvision.net ) other games include Balloon Girl (Balloon Fight clone-ish? Steam & consoles), and Super Drunken Guy (Super Mario Bros rip-off; on consoles).
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itsbasil · 13 days
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
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blueskittlesart · 2 months
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i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding
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dommarhooober · 3 months
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MegaMan X6 (ONE OF THE BAD ONES)
Perfectheart fucking HELP ME-
"No~"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
twitch_live
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