bruce: My son would never, how dare you officer.
jason: Actually bruce, I did steal that car.
bruce:......
bruce [throwing his hands in the air]: What do you want him to do, not steal it when it's right there!
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recently some friends and I've been playing OFF
a bonus funny:
(its epsilon)
thanks to @tjs-stuffs for telling me this idea should exist
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Sluttin' it out with Bam & Jenn
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And They Were Roommates
Larissa: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
*back in the day*
Larissa: *makes out with Morticia*
Morticia: *casually f*cks Larissa into oblivion*
Larissa and Morticia: *cuddle every single night, steal kisses, and wake up in each other's embrace and all that*
*present time*
Morticia: Oh, what fun we had, isn't it, Larissa?
Larissa, straight up gay panicking over the woman: *grits teeth* yes. what fun indeed...
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