#baby!vanessa doofenshmirtz

[shima-draws]

PnF nation we are winning

#OH YEAH BABY! I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT!!! #Shima arts #PnF #Phineas and Ferb #Vanessa Doofenshmirtz #Perry the platypus #Human Perry #Perryshmirtz #Doodles #Digital art #Art #IT'S BEEN SO LONG /SLAMS MY HEAD INTO A WALL/ #shima-draws

[blueprxde]

Reminder that Heinz and Perry have three children

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #norm the robot #norm doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #bap the baby platypus #bapvember #pnf fanart #i love bap #doofenshmirtz family

[doofdaily]

When limping home through quiet street, sprinkler spits a snare drum beat

Kids down on the vacant block throw rocks at you, for talking to yourself again

Days like this are way too hard

But you’ll grow up to be a bard

#phineas and ferb #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #also feat Linda Perry Vanessa and norm #just a chunk of his relationships I wanted to go thru lonely baby awkward teen and then. happy adult… he finally got there.. #YOULL TELL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER STORIES #SHELL GET A SET OF DICE OF HER OWN ONE DAY

[pufflenator]

Doodles =]

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas and ferb fanart #stacy hirano #vanessa doofenshmirtz #stacnessa #baljeet tjinder #candace flynn #phineas flynn #ferb fletcher #bap the baby playtpus #heinz doofenshmirtz #fiona and cake reference lol

[ginnyweatherby]

Thanks to THIS beautiful beautiful fanart by @transdemon , I was actually inspired to write a story for the first time in well over a year. 💕

Just a little Doofenshmirtz family fluff to rot your teeth today.

Word Count: about 1000

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A flash of lightning illuminated the curtain on the window just enough to catch Heinz's eye.

He always enjoyed thunderstorms, they were broody and foreboding, just like he pretended to be.

He snuggled deeper into his pillows as Charlene rolled over beside him, pulling the heavy quilt with her.  He hadn't shared a sleeping space with many people in his life, but she was certainly the biggest bed hog of them all.

He listened to his wife's even breathing as thunder continued to roll outside.  It sounded like it was coming closer.  It had been awhile since they'd had a good storm.

Just as he felt himself begin to drift off, a loud crack of thunder jolted him awake.  He felt Charlene jump as well.

Okay, that one got him.

It was only a second later before a new sound joined the cacophony of thunder, Charlene's snores, and his own pounding heart.

A high-pitched whining sound from the next room.  Vanessa.

Oh, his sweet baby.  She'd never taken well to storms.

Charlene shifted, her face still half buried in the pillow.  "I thought that might happen."

"I'll get her,"  Heinz said, already pulling himself from bed, swinging his legs over the edge.  "Go back to sleep."

"Just bring her in here,"  Charlene said, rubbing her eyes.  "She won't go back to sleep if it keeps up like-"

Another loud crack of thunder, and another shrill screech from Vanessa.

"-like that."

Heinz nodded, and made his way to Vanessa's nursery.

What greeted him was the sorriest, most pitiful little face he'd ever seen.  Big, wet, blue eyes stared at him over the bars of the crib, footie-pajama clad feet stamping in time with her screams.

"Shh, Vanessa, it's okay, it's okay!"  Heinz cooed, as he lifted the girl into his arms.  "It's just the rain."

Vanessa didn't look convinced, her little face screwed up in a deep frown as she kept up her screaming, causing Heinz's ears to ring.  For someone so tiny, she certainly had a decent set of lungs on her.

He stood in the middle of her room, holding her tight against his chest while he rocked in place, murmuring soft and comforting things he wasn't sure she even understood.

Nevertheless, it seemed to help, and Vanessa eventually quieted down.  She smushed her face into his shoulder, tears and snot moistening his shirt.

With a wince, Heinz grabbed a tissue and wiped her nose.  "That's my girl."

"Mumma."

Vanessa had only just begun using actual words, and to Charlene's amusement, "Mumma" had been the first (and so far favorite) one.

"Yes, yes, let's go find Mommy,"  Heinz hiked the baby higher on his hip, and together they found their way back to his bedroom.

"Mumma!"  Vanessa's face brightened as she caught sight of Charlene, who was now sitting up in bed, back against the headboard.

"Hi you,"  Charlene reached out, and Heinz placed Vanessa on the bed, who clamored over to her mother.  "You're supposed to be sleeping."

As if to prove her point, Vanessa let out a wide yawn.

Charlene chuckled, as she pulled the girl against herself, Vanessa nuzzling her face into her mother's cozy pajama top.

A flash of lightning lit up the room, giving Heinz just enough time to register what would come next: a crash of thunder loud enough to cause the cat to yelp and scurry under the bed, nearly knocking him over in the process.

Vanessa screamed, tears welling up in her eyes.  "Mumma!?"

"Shh,"  Charlene rubbed her back with one hand, as she reached into her bedside drawer and retrieved a pacifier with the other.

Heinz chuckled under his breath.  He swore she kept those within reach no matter where in the house you happened to be standing.

Vanessa accepted it gratefully, as she tugged on her mother's necklace, rubbing the pearls between her fingers.  It was a habit she tended to do when in need of additional comfort.

(Considering she rarely slept in her jewelry, Heinz had a feeling Charlene had put it on just now, anticipating Vanessa's need for it.)

After awhile, Charlene began to wriggle uncomfortably where she sat, letting out a grunt as she shifted against the wooden headboard.

Heinz took that as his cue to crawl into bed beside her, opening his arms.

Charlene accepted the offer, snuggling into his lap, while Vanessa laid comfortably across her chest.

"You know we joke how it never rains in Danville,"  Heinz said.  "But now I'm sort of glad it doesn't, poor thing would never get any rest."

Charlene hummed, and pressed a kiss into Vanessa's hair.  "She'll be alright, she'll grow out of it."

Vanessa sniffled.

"... Eventually."

Vanessa was quieter now, her sobs settling into soft whines, but her eyes were still wide and bright.

Heinz reached around and patted her back, tracing the sheep patterns on her sleeper.

"We got you, honey,"  Heinz murmured.  He pulled a blanket around the three of them, shielding Vanessa's view from the lightning flashes just outside the window.

They stayed like that for what felt like ages.  Heinz was starting to get a cramp in his leg from the awkward position, but he didn't dare move.  As long as his girls were comfortable, that was what he cared about.

Finally, the storm started to move away from them, each roll of thunder softer than the last.

Vanessa's eyelids were looking very heavy, and each blink seemed to require significant  effort.  She was so cute.

"Go to sleep, sweetie,"  Heinz muttered, pulling the blanket a little tighter around them.

"Mumma,"  Vanessa muttered.

"Yes, Mommy too."

As if on cue, he felt Charlene go completely lax against him, as she succumbed to sleep.  Heinz snorted as he bent down and kissed her forehead.

"Dadda?"

"Mmhm,"  Heinz hummed, a small smile on his lips from hearing her use his name.

That seemed to be all the answer Vanessa needed, as her own eyes finally drifted shut as well.

#i didn't know how to end this but... but... THEM 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #they love their baby SO much!!!!!!!!! #also yes i gave them a cat. just because i can. #disney #phineas and ferb #pnf #pnf fanfiction #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #charlene doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #dooflene fan fiction #otp: paying you way too much alimony #weatherby writes #random ramblings

[nepobabyshowdown]

#nepo baby showdown #round one #vanessa doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #artemis fowl

[dooffirmations]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

#TUMBLR APP IS SO HOMOPHOBIC FOR NOT LETTING ME POST THIS AND MAKING ME RETYPE 3X #phineas and ferb #pnf #doofenshmirtz #pride #heinz doofenshmirtz #doctor doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #queer pride #queer #pride month #bisexual #transgender #trans #i'm so right about bi vanessa and trans doof #if i was a better and more dedicated artist i'd draw baby vanessa's first pride

[myreygn]

people my age who didn't grow up watching phineas and ferb are beyond me. you don't like fun? joy? british people? whimsy little boys with strangely shaped heads building weird machines? you never listened to award winning banger ain't got rhythm? you never got to experience the life-changing nature of squirrels in my pants? you're telling me the sheer existence of vanessa doofenshmirtz wasn't some kind of awakening for little you? you don't know about the giant floating baby head? the fireside girls? the ooca? the mustache aliens? the excitement and tension of awaiting the one line ferb is inevitably gonna drop by the end of the episode? whatever the platypus and the pharmacist got going on? you don't know who buford is?

#phineas and ferb #edit i was informed that there was a typo in this post because i'm too stupid to translate stuff #whoops

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Submissions for the next tournament(s) are open! (and will be for a while!) Submissions through the Google Form are preferrable, but you can submit via asks too!

Rules:

Please only nominate a character once, but feel free to submit as many characters as you want, even if they seem obvious. Your nominations will also help with seeding.

The character must be original to Phineas and Ferb, so, for example, celebrities who have shown up in an animated form in the show are NOT permitted. They can be from the TV show, the movies, the video games, etc.

This tournament will actually be three separate tournaments of various sizes, so you will also need to specify whether the character you nominate is a main (primary), side (secondary), or tertiary (minor/recurring) character.

Examples of main characters include: Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Isabella, Doofenshmirtz, and Perry

Examples of side characters include: Linda, Lawrence, Vanessa, Stacy, and Jeremy

Examples of tertiary characters include: Klimpaloon, the Giant Floating Baby Head, Meap, Peter the Panda, Terry the Turtle, or Monty Monogram.

#pnf #phineas and ferb #pnf characters #pnf characters tournament #pnf main characters #pnf main characters tournament #pnf side characters #pnf side characters tournament #pnf tertiary characters #pnf tertiary characters tournament #dwampyverse #dwampyverse tournament #poll #poll bracket #poll tournament #tournament poll #nominations #submissions

[violetlunette]

I've been seeing posts like this, so I thought I would share things I would like in the new seasons of Phineas and Ferb;

*I would like to see Candace adjust to giving up on busting her brothers. In the final episode, it was shown that she was letting go and moving on. Let’s continue that and let her find her own thing. **I do want to see how the busting thing started for her and her relationship with her brothers before that. *A special episode where Candace gets turned into a baby and the boys play big brother. I want to see how they act as older siblings and baby Candace. (Bonus if she ends up on Perry's mission and he has to deal with Mindy and Buttons shenanigans.) *Candace and Meap bonding. I think these two could be really interesting. Maybe to help Candace get over her urges to bust Phineas and Ferb, Meap has her help him bust aliens that come to earth. *Perry and Candace bonding. We don’t see much of their relationship in the series but what we do see is kinda sweet and I’d like to see more.

*A quick look of a human Perry, just because I’m curious what the canon version looks like.

*The talking Zebra. I wanna know who he is. Is he a dimensional traveler, is he Candace’s imaginary friend? Is he a former OWCA agent who got lost between dimensions and has a connection to Candace? And how does Perry know about him? *Less Doofenshmirtz. I know others will disagree, but I’m worried they’ll overuse him and his character might get ruined. Plus, he got his share of the limelight in MML. Let’s let others have some attention. *More Montessa. I know they’re not end game, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy them for now. **Speaking of which, a peak into Vanessa working at OWCA could be fun.

#Phineas and Ferb #Candace Flynn #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #pnf meap #montessa #the talking zebra

[incorrect-owca-quotes]

Norm: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Doofenshmirtz: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Peter: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Perry: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Doofenshmirtz: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Peter: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Perry: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Vanessa, annoyed: You are disappointments

#owca incorrect quotes #incorrect phineas and ferb quotes #incorrect pnf #incorrect quotes #phineas and ferb

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Idiotic Hunger Games 2: Revenge of the Games

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/tpfGLga

by UtterlyNotYiiy

1 year after the chaotic destruction brought on by the previous games, it is time for a new season to begin. This time, 12 newbies will be facing off alongside 12 resurrected veterans in a dangerous desert arena, where their ability to survive and come together will truly be tested. That, or it will all descend into madness once again.

Words: 140, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of The Idiotic Hunger Games

Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Garten of Banban (Video Games), Creepypasta - Fandom, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Phineas and Ferb, Vocaloid, Homestuck, Kirby (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Characters: Vanessa A. | Ness, Circus Baby (Five Nights at Freddy's), Komaeda Nagito, Sans (Undertale), Splendorman, Slender Man, Teardrop (Battle For Dream Island), Taco (Inanimate Insanity), Lollipop (Battle For Dream Island), Airy (ONE - Cheesy Hfj), Mimi (Super Paper Mario), Dimentio (Paper Mario), Susie (Deltarune), Ralsei (Deltarune), Aubrey (OMORI), Amethyst (Steven Universe), Bandana Waddle Dee, King Dedede, Burntrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jumbo Josh (Garten of Banban), Hatsune Miku, Nepeta Leijon, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Eggman | Dr. Robotnik

Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Crack Crossover

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/tpfGLga

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #dangan ronpa #danganronpa #dr

[transdemon]

after a divorce the first few nights in a new house is hard 😥😥😥

#pnf #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #my art #doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #van doofenshmirtz #baby!vanessa doofenshmirtz

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

[When Vanessa was younger]

Doofenshmirtz: I don't know if I'm the best or the worst dad in the world for getting you up in the middle of the night to eat ice cream with me.

Vanessa: Best.

Doofenshmirtz: Aw, what do you know? You're all hopped up on sugar. More sprinkles?

Vanessa: Yes, please.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #vanessa Doofenshmirtz #source: baby daddy

[metaphor-cheese]

Baby sibling cringe /i-am-your-older-sibling

#phineas and ferb #buford van stomm #vanessa doofenshmirtz #norm the robot #doof and byoof #my art #cannot articulate to you how funny baby sibling buford is to me

[ginnyweatherby]

Doofenshmirtz when Vanessa was born

#heinz: BEHOLD! A BABY! charlene: yes sweetie i know what it is it just came out of me #feels good to shitpost about this fandom again #disney #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz #random ramblings