Tumgik
#babe are you ok
phoenix · 11 months
Text
"Babe, are you ok? You haven't used proper grammar, spelling, or capitalisation all day!"
4 notes · View notes
thewistlingbadger · 2 years
Text
Early seasons Steve would often hurt people who hurt him first. So who was the first person to hurt Steve. Who was the person that taught him that he would always need to defend himself and the only way to do that, would be retaliation.
9 notes · View notes
yappacadaver · 8 months
Text
Tell me why this article just referred to women pegging men as “PIV sex”….
1 note · View note
luna-lovegreat · 2 months
Text
Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
Tumblr media Tumblr media
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Tumblr media
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
741 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
i'll melt your heart into two @jkvjimin ♡
590 notes · View notes
gunstellations · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
a little family
670 notes · View notes
andy-clutterbuck · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
348 notes · View notes
introspectivememories · 2 months
Text
mister lewis hamilton, sir, how are you gonna go on live television and talk about about how your karting days were the best times of your career and still never say nico's name? not once but multiple times??? oh you mean the karting your did with your childhood best friend nico rosberg? that karting? the karting where you met him? the karting where your families became friends? the karting where you spent months in italy together? the pizza eating contests and torn up hotel rooms? the frosties? the unicycling? that karting???? "i'm over the divorce," says man who is soo not over the divorce.
327 notes · View notes
cashweasel · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I’ve not seen anyone talk about Julia Belmont yet which is crazy because,, she looks like this?! My honest reaction seeing her on screen was “damn boy that’s your mommy??” Can she be my mommy too? She’s stunning. I want her so bad rip tho queen
499 notes · View notes
leopardmuffinxo · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
It's the horns. They drive me mad.
569 notes · View notes
bodega-catto · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Bottomed so hard he uked
204 notes · View notes
bruciemilf · 26 days
Text
“Too Sweet” by Hozier is a superbat anthem btw
239 notes · View notes
supanuts · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
i'm a gun, i'm a gun, til the day that man destroys me, i'm a gun
190 notes · View notes
atorionsbelt · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
big bad roy kent allowing himself to be used as a stressball squeeze toy >>>
581 notes · View notes
personishfive · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
in which family is complicated
830 notes · View notes
beggars-opera · 21 days
Text
"Teenagers are dumb" not as a pejorative but as a term of endearment, because I remember that I was once a teenager and I was also so, so dumb
86 notes · View notes