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eggs-can-draw · 1 year

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Kamukura kamukura yass kweeeen small infodump of a crazy man under the cut

ok so small elaboration on how the Kamukura Project and The Lucky Student Lottery worked exactly: The Lucky Student Lottery was a way of finding a person with a luck talent (since I feel like that isn't something you can just give someone, no matter how many ethics laws you ignore) and force convince them to participate in the project (AND if things go perfectly, they have a perfect student they can parade around who's already considered an ultimate/shsl) Komaeda was the first Lucky Student selected, and was actually totally down with participating in the project (stepping stones/sacrificing one's self in the name of hope and all that) but sadly, he found a heads up penny just before going in for the project (what are the odds?) and causing an earthquake the second they began the procedure. They quickly deemed his luck to be far too dangerous and just not worth the risk so they just kinda sent him back to class (with plenty of threats along the lines of "We Will Fucking End You If You Tell Anyone About Anything You Saw Here") Next school year, and Naegi just so happens to be the new Lucky Boi. Unlike Komaeda, he very much did not want a fucking lobotomy, but was basically forced into signing the consent forms and going through with it. Believe it or not, just like Komaeda, he also happened to find a heads up penny before going in for the procedure (again, wtf are the odds?? esp in japan lol) That's where the similarities with Komaeda's case end, with the procedure going ridiculously well, and the person once known as Makoto Naegi being locked away within his own mind to make room for the artificial Super High School Level Hope.

#eggs can art #junko enoshima #makoto naegi #izuru kamukura #dont tag as ship pwetty pwease #tw scars #cw scars #scars #also word of advice #if you wanna look up different organ surgery scars for reference/accuracy #dont make the same mistake I did #specify that you want EXTERNAL scars #also what is the kamukura project if not free top surgery (featuring. a lobotomy)#also my friend aarie did Komaeda's face and I love it #go give her love she makes some fucking awesome httyd art and as some dope as SHIT ocs #I cant pronounce any of their names but the spelling scratches my brain in all the good ways #danganronpa #Also also Izurufied Naegi is in dr1 #when they find the student profiles they notice A hajime doesnt have one (since he's a reserve course and an entirely different year #so his files would be in a completely different place) and B aside from the surprise of Mukuro theres also a student file that has been #completely vandalized/marked out leaving only the name Makoto Naegi visible #they suspected that this mystery student could be the mastermind but the third thing they found seemed to say otherwise #that thing being a few papers regarding the kamukura project #including a near shredded letter to said mystery student detailing in the vaguest terms possible what the project was #monokuma voice: Well clearly the mastermind is that kid that went missing“ Hajime voice: N O T H A T S W R O N G HE GOT A FUCKING LOBOTOMY”#glass houses hajime #glass fucking houses #art #artist on tumblr

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pixiestein · 10 months

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bigstupid ramble/rant incoming feel free to ignore//cursing cw

it’s actually very disturbing to me how many people in the monster high fandom think it’s ok to say that abbey & twylas g1 sculpts are “ugly” or “offputting” because they have strong/square jaws & the new molds are sooo much better bc they no longer have them. like i really really really try to be nice here & pardon my language but are you fucking stupid? did you miss literally everything monster high was trying to teach you? did you miss the whole “everyone is unique & beautiful in their own way” thing? or did you just forget that the features you’re calling ugly are features that real people have? genuinely asking because it’s baffling to me how many people who praise g3 for it’s body diversity are foaming at the mouth excited over characters’ unique features being replaced with conventionally attractive ones. u don’t like strong jawlines? awesome, people who have them still deserve to feel beautiful & have gorgeous dolls that look like them & the fact that mh had that & got rid of it is objectively bad. like first of all, a franchise that preaches accepting ppls differences SHOULD have characters with both body types & facial features that aren’t considered “conventionally attractive”. that was one of the issues w g1, their message was about everyone being different but everyone had the exact some skinny body type. & now g3 has greatly improved on body diversity (pls give us an actual plus sized doll tho) yet they’ve been removing diversity in facial features. it fucks me up bc WHY can’t we have rep for diverse body types AND rep for diverse facial features?? and second, bro they are literally monsters. they absolutely should have features that challenge traditional beauty standards because hello she’s a yeti, she needs jaw space to house those bigass tusks. and if those unconventional features look strange to you? GOOD. bask in their strange weird abnormal beauty!! i literally don’t care if u think abbeys new face is cuter & her old jaw was ugly, if you see a person with a prominent jawline & think “hm not aesthetically pleasing enough” unpack that with your therapist, don’t post it on the internet where impressionable kids with those exact features get to see it & gather more fuel for their insecurities. this goes for literally any facial feature or body part btw. basically, bottom line, if it’s a feature that real people have that they can’t control, don’t fucking say a WORD about how aesthetically unpleasant you find it. criticize the fashion, criticize the quality control & messed up face screenings, criticize the weird continuity errors & questionable representation, but if your issue with a doll is their body type/facial features look ugly to u, shut the fuck up!!!!!!

#NOT trying to be mean i’m just a very confrontational person #ac if u think that conventionally attractive ‘cute’ faces are better than diverse features then maybe i am trying to b mean to you #this might all be poorly worded & sound stupid but that’s just me babey!!#gibe us fuckigng uhhhh more diverse features give us big noses give us downturned eyes give us sharp cheekbones gib is chubby faces pls #if i was in charge of monster high it would have zero issues & i genuinely believe that #i am allowed a little hubris. as a treat.#yofhsgsjd cleo w classic egyptian features deuce w a classic greek nose #buff girls???? ik the bodies are better but they still follow the hourglass shape w narrow shoulders giv me BIG ARMS girl #honestly at this point i’m just making my own monster high bc neither g1 or g3 have everything i want from the franchise #maybe it’s mostly ppl on ig that are being weird abt the face sculpts idk maybe i’m too worked up #i just get so into monster high stuff i get so passionate #maybe i’ll delete idk #happy disability month the undiagnosed autism is going bananas this evening #cw cursing #cw swearing #monster high #mh #monster high dolls #monster high gen 1 #monster high gen 3 #mh g1 #mh g3 #abbey bominable #twyla boogeyman #rant

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ofgentleresolve · 1 year

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i was reading an old thread of patrick’s and i realized...patrick doesn’t get angry or defensive often, but when he does, he goes ice cold. picks the words that he knows will hurt the most, but also delivers them in a way it would take you like a minute or two for you to realize he’s insulting you. and he’ll do it without batting an eye :’D

#blood cw #headcanons ( patrick. )#( headcanons. )#see mana is similar....she'll make sure her words hurt #but the thing is that she'll stab you in the jugular- make u bleed and make sure you know it from the very start #patrick on the other hand...well he won't stab u in the back #BUT he will slide the knife in so quietly and quickly #it would take you a minute or two to realize you're bleeding... :/#scary....it's always the nice ones you gotta watch for #but yeah i was reading an old thread and like...the other muse #was prying way too deeply into patrick's past and like asked him straight up when they had only just met the day of #i can tell you patrick wasn't having it ://#made sure the other muse knew it too jsdklsjlfj #basically if you want to piss him off or get him defensive #a. be nosy and probe about his past ( and i mean ALL parts )#or b. talk shit about his kids felicity and/or hyuk #he won't hold back in the latter case :)

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coulsonlives · 1 year

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Soo..

Are we gonna acknowledge that the director of the (admittedly terribad) Winnie The Pooh slasher movie has been getting death threats because people didn't like that he adapted a public property into a horror movie?

Or are gonna keep saying that harassing people and trying to control what fiction they create is something 'nobody does or cares about off the computer'

#'nobody cares about censorship/harassment over fiction outside of tumblr/fandom' gimme a break #all the peeps who act pretentious and holier-than-thou using that excuse can suck it #this is a CLASSIC example of 'boo hoo i hate how u wrote my fave so imma make it everyone's problem' syndrome #both because a) they wrote it badly and b) because they wrote it rly differently than most people saw it #or wanted to see it #and idk about you but i don't see a word about tumblr or fandom or anything like that anywhere in these articles #this isn't even a big example there are so many others #but i saw this and had to say a lil thing about it ok #i will always defend peoples' right to make shitty movies even if they are really out of the ordinary there is no qualifier w that #harassment ment cw #death threat ment cw #censorship #anti censorship #winnie the pooh

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catty-words · 2 years

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AHHH YOU STARTED NANCY DREW I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW EXCITED THIS MAKES ME

I AM HAVING A GOOD TIME though the CW angst-train is a little unrelenting and i think they need to be having a bit more fun with their campy ghost show.

one the other hand, MARITIME GHOSTS. a theme i did not know i would be so invested in but absolutely am.

#fic ideas i've had so far:#a) monster of the week plot wherein the crew goes off to obtain a legendary flashlight whose beam is a ghost blade #b) little hanging-around-the-claw ficlet that's basically just a note to the cw saying that #if they knew how to have fun george would have gloated a bit about banging nancy’s dad (because of george’s big lesbian crush on nancy)#c) fives times nancy stumbles upon ace in his happy place (aka the claw's freezer) and the one time he stumbles upon her #approximately zero of these are forthcoming. though i did write 150 words of group banter so there's that.#ghostmaggie #replies #cw's nancy drew

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anticute-marshmallowmars · 2 years

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not to be horny on main but ur last tomorrow word vomit got me thinking…..can u imagine joong gil having certain ~dreams~ about ryeon only to later discover they were actually memories 😭

oh I ABSOLUTELY think this has happened. I am surprised no one has gotten onto ficcing this. This is PRIME material to fic.

Dude is SUPER confused and beyond frustrated I am laughing, clapping to myself at his expense.

He literally couldn't stay in the same room with her, without having to fight the impulse to just throw himself at her. Like Ryeon, for years wore suits. and now she's wearing shorts???? With stockings??? Mercymercy, koo ryeon!!!!

The only shame of this being a kdrama(and on MBC/noncable network) and not a western-produced media is the lack of canon smutty flashback dreams. You, I, and my neighbors dog know this would be a Thing on a b-rate CW show for a good some ten gratuitous minutes.

MBC - get on SBS's level.

#the tragedy of park joong-gil's life is my greatest comedy.#mbc tomorrow #tomorrow word vomit #i say b rate cw but is there ever any show that isnt.#VERONICA MARS DOESNT COUNT. THAT WAS BEFORE CW BECAME AS IT IS.

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asterchats · 2 years

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i feel like at this point tumblr is a negatively-oriented community with a drive toward misery and radical extremism disguised as humour that's only worthwhile because it's the only platform that offers the things i need to roleplay with friends i have had for 10+ years on this website. i wish there was like. any space at all for it to Not be that though

#current events cw #politics cw #the number - the number - of ppl celebrating QEII's death rly threw me wow #not a fan of the monar/ch/y think it should be dismantled think QEII should have done more in her r/ei/gn think she missed bare minimums #also think making jokes about her death online is not ... comparable ... to making jokes about the suez canal #also think actively poking fun at a lot of people's grief is cruel? not funny or cool?#'well they shouldn't be grieving her!' once again you use the word 'should' like that has any bearing on real life people living real lives #i am not One Of Those People but i have mourned people before #anger sure. you don't need my permission to be angry. emotions are just emotions #you don't have to feel way x or y or z #you can even use it to further a political agenda i'm up for that i'd like a republic #also .............................................. making fun of the death of a 96yo woman crosses a line i won't cross with you 🤷‍♂️#how is that controversial. 'don't laugh and joke abt someone's death' not ...... hard #not hard at all #i am not accepting discussion or commentary at this time thanks #i'll block you it's very easy to not defend making fun of sb's death #'ingrid you can't walk the line in between you're either supportive or you're not'#a) incremental change is essential for social movements it is the *way* change happens #it deals with real people living real lives in the real world and works towards change #b) idealism is also important for social movements #we are each more or less agreed about the eventual end of the mona/rchy #i'm just not stuck in the 'idealistic' stage and refusing to accept that incremental change is the only way to affect radical change #thanks #anyway tumblr keeps popping up with jokes abt this topic and it annoys me every time #and i unfollow people and then someone else does it too #it is why i am on a hiatus it's because. tumblr is exhausting

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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years

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speaking of, i’ve seen some like reblog addition once or twice in these past 7 years and been annoyed enough about disagreeing analytically that here i am to just vaguely refer to it and repudiate it

basically someone saying like oh there’s that idea in fury road that instead of chasing after a utopia you should fix what’s already there / what you’ve actually got to work with

like they do in fact get to improve on what they already have to work with but there’s not so much a concept of a Utopia here but rather someone, for one thing, going “yeah this cool, better place exists that i want to go to, because i lived there already”....even these other girls for whomst it is in fact entirely abstract are a) aware that it is an actual place that exists, thusly, and b) aren’t exactly necessarily totally Idealistic about the entire matter, e.g. aren’t assuming they won’t be killed, don’t think they’ll be able to find it, & such

which goes into how it’s not that everyone’s assuming they’re pursuing something perfect out here, it’s that they’re all coming from their nightmare society where they’re not even regarded as people in their own right, and chasing Something Else, which is theoretically going to be better rather than necessarily ideal, and that, again, it doesn’t even Have to be better necessarily, it’s [inciting incident is all these people choosing to take these actions] happening b/c again it’s Something Else, it’s literally Not This, it’s Possibility that [this] isn’t the only thing for them or for anyone. which is an attitude that can be like oh how naively utopian lol of course this is the way it Is so yes, going “what about: not this” is so useless. but naturally i would happen to disagree w/that.

even for things to take a turn into the climax you’ve got like. furiosa has her emotional low point b/c her remembered The Green Place has gone to shit / doesn’t have those qualities it used to have. which is different from like oh disillusionment about a place you Thought was perfect but actually it wasn’t, rather, it’s just outright Changed in the last twentysome years. (and also isn’t completely changed, like, it’s still something of this figurative oasis, it’s still sustaining life in this desert, even if it’s not Plant life nor the people who planted it & rather, the crows & those bogwalking people & whatever else is going on out in a bog).....it’s like, okay Now they’re heading off somewhere that they Don’t know exists at all & nobody knows what it’s like b/c they don’t know if traveling east for months will bring them to Anything Else or not. but it’s just a less concrete version of what they were already after, Something Else, and Possibility. it’s sure Possible there’s something out there actually, though there may not be, versus furiosa knowing there’s definitely something else a few day’s out from the citadel, b/c there is/was, b/c she was there....but that idea there Could Be Something Else is again not like oh there’s utopia out there, nor is it even necessarily despairing, though going back & taking over the citadel Is more concrete, and it Is considered more hopeful by everyone else (who also agreed to the salt flats approach, naturally) which is fun since max Just said that the salt journey was too hopeful lol but is now the one coming through w/the more hopeful and frankly longer shot of an idea.

but also that the reason they change plans isn’t b/c they were ignoring or rejecting the idea of Fixing what was already there, it’s that it’s like, to turn around and go back would just be to die lol, the entire time they were outrunning those parties b/c they’ve got one truck vs [literally everyone else]. it’s certainly not all about convincing furiosa and co of the practical plausibility of that, there sure is like thematic [operating together / with others towards your aligned/shared goals] and hope being repeated specifically mentioned before & now, but it sure Is also the practical plausibility lol, when once it’s like oh you can’t go home again when you were abducted a couple of decades ago, their options are Go Back, where they’ll be killed, or stay living in this part of the desert which is i guess an option, but really the Most Active thing to do from their perspective is in fact to take a long shot, take advantage of the supplies they’ve brought with them, & all pursue the Possibility of Something Else. to consider going back at all certainly involves max having to pitch the idea that it doesn’t actually just mean being killed along the way, or once they’re there. like, they all of course have known it exists, or at least half of them do, having just come from there / lived there a good while, furiosa knows it has resources, but the resources They have are themselves as people & their own relationships, where they see each other as people, rather than being in that citadel with all these increased resources that definitely exist, but where everyone’s an object / tool / property & even furiosa having some power through being an imperator was/is certainly not enough where she had any feasible means to just avoid being killed if she tried much of anything. and where here their opportunity is that the main guy & his whole army can at least be held off long enough to maybe get a foothold in the citadel, making sure to kill the main guy isn’t even necessarily a step in the plan. however it’s fantastic that furiosa gets to do this personally with an epic line that also punches you (or at least me) because it’s also like of course this is such an implicitly fraught history for her behind getting to rip a guy’s jaw off. good for her with that specific revenge that semi spontaneously unfolded but was also imbued with Everything In Her Life. and the girls getting to help her along to that point including again toast as the most similar to her having a direct hand in the last seconds letting furiosa kill him, then being there to take over driving and spit on his corpse. anyways, the thing is that also they know even Maybe turning around would lead to everyone dying anyways, and many people do die, and they also can’t have been sure there Wouldn’t be anything across the salt (or they wouldn’t have done it) and Obviously turning back and taking the citadel from joe with its definitely extant water & plants (and even the people of course, given that of course crucially they don’t (and can’t anyway) just like storm and conquer the place and have to be Let Up / everything that unfolds in how people react to furiosa’s return and joe being dead) is the right (and/or rewarded) choice in this story and it is certainly the choice they end up making, but it’s certainly Not accurate or all that relevant to what’s more accurate to be like well well well looks like someone didn’t want to put in the work and is instead looking for utopia

reminds me very pertinently of like oh how about this postapocalyptic YA scifi novel where one teen girl is now the only person alive in this small town / enclave although she can’t know if there’s any other enclaves or people alive out there, until some adult guy shows up from somewhere and maybe has to recover from some injury idk and they’re like housemates or whatever for a while until he suddenly tries to rape her b/c oh postapocalypse, as a girl you Have to have earth repopulating babies, and then she has to like flee and try to survive in that enclave while he’s trying to sabotage her to force her to have to “cooperate” with him. and the ending is that she takes the like radiation armor or whatever hazmat type suit the guy showed up in and leaves him and that enclave behind entirely and walks off into what may be a totally inhospitable unpopulated world but where a) that guy managed to show up from the outside world and b) she’s like specifically walking towards an area where she’s seen some distant birds so there May be life, but there’s no further implication about whether she’s necessarily right or or whether she’s going to die b/c there’s no one else or no other hospitable area nearby....and if we’re going “fury road is about working with what you’ve got and they have to learn that chasing utopia isn’t going to get them anywhere” then we’re going “wow, a story about this protagonist’s naivete, huh??” about that ending. sounds like Someone’s a little too idealistic

also that naturally it’s completely relevant that authoritarianism as like a structure/ guiding principle needn’t only be found on a scale of [a whole country or something]. quotes about water sure but also the “that’s my child; my property” line, where’s that being shared, it’s not like oh that’s just [the villain] things lol, that’s like, a common perspective even if it’s not voiced that way. you can apply the material to w/e you want irl but in universe it’s like, this one place they’re from is known to not be the only place in the world, it doesn’t Need to represent All Human Society and isn’t That in universe, when i went offroad from [zooms off from parents’ house] i was like wow fury road moments huh. and certainly people have the stance of like umm sounds like everyone should try and Make It Work with their existing family units....and i have the stance of i wish i could fight with a metal arm. like, you wanna make it work that way lol, that’s a possibility. don’t have to presume everything out there is Perfect, or that you won’t even maybe die by getting outta here, but it’s Possibility of Something Else and is already something else, can you argue people necessarily need to be guided by anything else or that that’s somehow the Naive or overly Idealistic perspective rather than “how about you stay & deal with more of the same / your known limited paths for the future as you have for however long? try just keeping at it? see if the regime will feel like seeing you as a person when it’s never done that and to actually change and do it it needs to have Already changed and done it, so kind of an impossible position to be in” and the like. how is one gonna imply like well the mistake that these characters needed to unlearn was leaving in the first place, oh you think there’s something perfect out there, get real??

anyways the tl;dr is you know when someone’s wrong and you’re right. i’m really right though lmfao this wasn’t a story about anyone being motivated by the idea of this utopia, it’s about the motivation of needing something else / acting on possibility. and saying the conclusion is like “fix it” lol like again, not utterly irrelevant when these matters are discussed, but it’s like, they’ve Been fixing things, How are they able to fix things, why do further possibilities like “i can fix [the citadel]” become possible....survival happening / becoming more successful with others, individuals becoming more successful with others....people are isolated & stripped of power as their Problems, not that they’re a bit too idealistic about hey time to get the fuck out of here lol

#some rando in some post i probably last glimpsed a few yrs ago ''fury road is good b/c for one thing: [x] :)''#here i am to say NO it's NOT [x] it's good b/c for one thing: that's actually [y]#tagging this one just categorically lol #fury road #the plains of silence? more like the black box of [anyone checking w/e particular tags i'm using] lol #godspeed i mean i'd believe it. i'm out here having seen fury road the month it came out & never stopping thinking abt it since #in fact clearly i am Continuing to think abt it afresh even in addition to all the immediate [thinking about sooo much]#that is i don't feel like ah yes. i have reached Every Conclusion about this material lol. im obv going ''oh hey. new ideas'' this very week #and you know me....short essays to Hope i've made some point about something that would probably be someone else's sentence or paragraph #oh right and once more with canon typicality:#cw rape mention #at this point i'm so like. make windows movie maker absorb this File; make a clip comp that's even limited to like.#here's the dozen shots / ten second moments that i specifically remember making me go Oh. Oh Okay It's Like This [life changes] when just #even seeing it for that very first time in the theater like o_o and i mean naturally the truest version of that is [the whole thing]#but i really remember like a good number of those particular like hWAOH things like Ah. I See [increase of 98589 hz]#anyways tfw glancing over sm random slightly off base point like ugh no. smash cut yrs later arbitrarily walk up to the dash like yknow what #No...#ig also #long post //#not always a hard distinction out here. i need one billion words thanks

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approaching-catharsis · 2 years

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[sits up in a cold sweat]

I should dump the SF transcripts in Voyant

#tryxyl and moisturizer are DEFINITELY going to be linked #also snfkskjgkd pretty sure [crosstalk] will be one of the top most common words #i swear that stopped looking like a word at one point when i was helping with the transcripts #yeah those two are my top predictions #OH MY WORD THE CONTENT WARNINGS #okay i really wanna know which cws were most common #what were the most common horrors that trexyl inflicted on unsuspecting owners of brand new planets #AND!!! IMOGEN'S SECURITY ALERTS!!!!#ooh. actually i think thatll mean imogen and security will have a really high correlation #but yeah. correlation detected. security alerted :DDD #okay now I'm excited. tho it'll be a pain to add every ep ughhh #esp because i havent figured out how to get voyant to read multiple docs as a single text yet #and adding what #75 eps iirc minus the specials will be oof #oh!!! wait nvm i think i figured it out. download all the transcripts as pdfs - combine the pdfs - try converting them #unless voyany takes pdfs? idk; will have to check #the pdf converter i use for acad stuff has a limit tho so ill have to do this in chunks and it might take a WHILE oof #but will be worth it if i find some quantitative connect b/w bathin and david 7 tho #yeah okay this is def happening #but maybe not for a while because im supposed to be studying/panicking about an entranxe exam and interview soon #and this one is my current top choice which is probably why i haven't even done the bare minimum yet :)))))#because self-sabotage is FUB #*FUN #okay stopping now before i talk myself into spiralling hard #and perhaps I'll hit the sack #revenge procrastinated enough tonight #but also this thought of running sf on voyant excited me and now im wide awake welp #placeholder tag

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originemesis · 2 months

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@sonxfadam from xxx

It is quite laughable to have this soldier of heaven sing his father's praise and say that Cain of all people should be proud of him. Like it's some great honour. The first man has changed over the eons she claims. Just for Adam to petulantly fling his drink and garbage directly into the demon's face. That's the bully he grew up with. The father who could be cruel in his dismissal, terrifying in his anger and quick to make unsightly comparisons between his children. One of the many driving forces that led to Cain's own descent. However he's not scared of Adam, nor of heaven. Not anymore. And he just laughs. Throwing his head back and running a hand through his now dump and sticky hair. Furious. Annoyed. All that repressed hatred and spite from his mortal life boiling back towards the surface. He's completely past the subject of discussion, not that it had mattered much in the first place.

"Gonna hit me old man? Put me in time out? Bring out the belt? White knight and simp for your bitch like a beta cuck?" Sneered as he remains firmly in place. Not allowing Adam to show off in front of his little groupie so easily. "She so fuckin weak that she needs you to protect her from a few simple words? Wow... You two are a match, ain'tcha." "I'm not gonna do shit. Not unless you start something. So you don't need to get your loincloth in a fucking twist. Just reminding you, that if either of you lay a hand on me then you suffer the effects of my curse. Got an issue? Go complain to your boss."

@kugel-bitch

"Uh..." Wow...that is...not how she anticipated this exchange to go. Far be it from her to balk at the prospect of a spur-of-the-moment tussle. She's usually the first in line to throw a punch if the situation calls for it—but this is Adam's blood and as such, she's unsure of her right to say or do anything to sway the course of this potentially disastrous pissing contest. Pitter-pattering back and forth along the border of her commander's massive wingspan, she makes a few half-hearted and entirely fruitless attempts to worm her way through the wall of gilded feathers, eventually opting to clamber her way up the lengthy expanse of his spine to take her perch atop his shoulder instead, like a timorous parakeet, clucking, nigh skittishly, to herself. "Hey...come on let's...let's just go. Okay? This isn't worth a trip to the dry cleaners—" Feathers puffed, pupils pinned, she glares daggers into Cain through the space between Adam's curved horns, a breathy, goose-like hiss forcing it's way through pearly incisors. "—not over this asshole."

To still refer to him as the First Man really was a stretch for anyone who met him now. He'd so clearly become something else entirely- not quite man, and yet not quite an angel either. He sat at the head of a family of soldiers that were angelic in nature- yet shared more in common with flocks of geese at times than they did harp-wielding hippies, and yet for all their combined differences, his instinct to preserve their feeding frenzy of a bond far outweighed that than any allegiance he may have once held to a blooded life. Cain was simply no longer his kind- and that had started even before he had undergone any alterations in heaven. Because he wasn't some little bitch that had meltdowns when things hadn't gone his way in life. The flash of a gate shutting closed in his mind's eye and a path yet to be forged ahead with the brat's weeping mother by his side should be a reminder of that. Be a man about it.

Watching the soda drip streams down the punk's face itched a smirk out of him. If he didn't know the other any better, he may have thought he'd been crying if he showed up elsewhere with a face like that. Hollowed out eyes- sunken in bags that considered sleep as only an optional activity. A snort later and he rolled his, focusing on some lofty perch over the mess stood before him. He didn't like looking at him for very long- his face...it killed the vibes he worked very meticulously inside his false face to preserve. Not like he had to worry about the other taking the first swing, anyway.

"Aw, you'd like that wouldn't you? Out here crying for daddy's attention like the sad little creampie you are ~ " In more ways than one. His wings did give another testy flap as if feigning a hit with the fluff of feathers might crack the other's terms and conditions, or at least flap away the odious stench of the demon for a few moments of fresh air. "Well, news flash, dip shit: you're not even worth a tally in the extermination list, so~ pop off and seethe in shit. We both know you can't cope." He'd leaned down some on the side that Lute perched on, and he flicked his gaze up to consider...her suggestion? It was possible, but with the way he then pressed the visor of his face directly into her flank where one might find ribs on anyone else with her taken shape and preened possessively with his gaze flicked over at Cain, it was unlikely at best.

A knowing grin and a click of his teeth was all he got before Adam tucked his wings in again.

"And you're promoting Karen behavior? Get a load of this guy, Lute. Couldn't have been mine ~ I don't make little bitches " He rested his horn against the side of her shoulder as he did as the humans oft did and kept tweeting away with her as he turned to leave, Cain already forgotten. "Y'know, I think I'd be a real fan of laundry if it meant I'd pulled out and got to wash that loser of a stain out-"

#//sorry- he's showing his words r violence behavior and his ass #//tryna get hit first school girl antics b like-#sonxfadam #kugel-bitch #suggestive cw #abuse cw #long post #//i like the idea that he gets comfortable w turning his back on people that cant fight back btw CONSIDERING...

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Summary: four-year-old Yuuji didnt mean to bring up Mr. Gojos crush on you, which of course, leads to Sukuna's harsh teasing.

cw: fem! reader (reader gets referred to as girl, pretty, and mommy), curse words, suggestive language, lion king spoilers (lol)

wc: 1.8k

a/n: i love making sukuna an absolute menace. poor yuuji tho. i think i am going to introduce gojo as a character, because I think it would be entertaining to piss Sukuna off lol.

big brother au masterlist

“Su-kuna!”

“The fuck did you just call me?”

“Language,” You scold, not peering up from your book. Yuuji lays sprawled out on top of the both of you – his head in your lap, and practically purring in content when you gently pet the top of his head, while his little legs are on Sukuna’s thighs.

Yuuji giggles into your shirt, shaking his head mischeviously. “Bad word Su-kuna!”

In an instant, you feel the toddler being ripped away from your lap with a tiny screech. The noise startles you, and you perk up from your book to look to where the boy has gone to. But, you aren't surprised to see him dangling in the air by his ankle – Sukuna’s long fingers skillfully hold onto Yuujis chubby little leg tight enough to not drop him, but gently enough to not cause physical harm.

The boy doesn't seem to mind this position, being in it so frequently. Giggles and squeals leave the toddler's mouth as he stares at his now upside down brother. “You learning how to speak correctly?”

Yuuji nods his head, and his hands try to reach for Sukunas shirt. You rest your head on the man's shoulder, chuckling at the boy who was squirming in the air. “Uh-huh! F-Fush-i-guro taught me!” The dark haired toddlers last name was hard to pronounce, and it was amusing watching how Yuuji sounded it out.

Sukuna makes a loud groaning noise and you cover your mouth to hold back another laugh. “Of course you made friends with Gojo’s new brat. First he hits on my girl, and now his new kid is gonna manipulate this idiot.” He shakes Yuuji in the air to demonstrate his point, ignoring the squeals.

You roll your eyes with a laugh. “Just because Megumi taught Yuuji how to say your name correctly, doesn't mean the kid is manipulating him. Y’know Yuuji struggles with words sometimes.” You watch as the child in turn shakes his head in defiance, letting out a “Nu-uh!” that only makes you smile. You turn back over to your lover, kissing his cheek. “Aw, does it make you sad that our little Yuuji is growing up?”

“No,” he quickly rebuttals, “Brat isnt growing up fast enough. I am mad that you're not denying the fact that the white haired idiot is flirting with you.” You know that wasn't the full truth, but alas, Sukuna was extremely stubborn and would never admit that he didn't want his brother to grow up.

“Fush-i-guro says Mr. Gojo thinks you are pretty!” Yuuji announces, beaming at you from the air. You hold back a wince, smiling awkwardly back at the innocent words of the toddler. You watch as the boys cheeks begin to flush from all the blood rushing to his head, and immediately as if sensing it, Sukuna flips over the boy and instead places him on his lap, holding onto the back of his neck.

The action makes you smile, noticing the thumb that rubs gently at the pale skin. But when you glance at Sukuna, you notice quickly that he was anything but happy. Sukunas dark eyes twitches, flickering to you, and he speaks between his teeth. “Did he now? I may need to have a talk with Mr. Gojo next time I pick the little pest up. Does Fushiguro say anything else?”

“Sukuna,” you whine, realising that the hold on the boys neck was not out of affection – instead was used to trap the boy while he was questioned. “Y’know Gojo is alot. He just wants to–”

“Fush-i-guro says Mr. Gojo has a crush on Y/N!”

“Yuuji!”

“B-But, Y/N has a crush on brother,” the boy concludes, furrowing his eyebrows with a small nod. “Right, Ku–um–Su-kuna?” He turns up to his brother, doe eyed with his head slightly cocked to the side in question.

In response, Sukuna ruffles his hair, nearly sending the boy landing on his back. But, instead he giggles at the rough treatment, shutting his eyes and trying his best to stay upward. “The biggest crush. You make sure to tell the little brat that. Or else Mr. Gojo is going to try take her away.”

Your eyes widen and you push at his broad shoulders. “Sukuna! You're going to get him all worked up!” You exclaim, knowing the very sensitive (regarding you or Sukuna) child very well by now. You turn to the boy, whose own eyes widen as he trying to process the words. “Gojo is not trying to take me away.”

“He is going to take her away if you don't do anything, and little Megumi is going to have a new mommy.” Sukuna was grinning at the boy, as if his brother's fearful expression pleased him. You knew that he was being purposely dramatic – Gojo wasn't even technically Megumi's father, if there was a chance that you guys would ever get together (near zero) you would definitely not be the boy's new mom. But alas, Sukuna continues on with his words. “Thats why whenever you see the two of them talking you have to make sure you to scream as loud as possible.”

You cover the mans mouth before you he can spewl any more nonsense, but it was too late. Yuuji was already tearing himself from the man's lap and into yours – his lips begin to wobble and his eyes flood with tears. “Is-um-is that what you two talk about when I am with Mr. Nanami,” he warbles, thinking back to the multitude of times he has held onto his preschool teachers hand and watched you smile at the white haired man.

“No, love,” you reassure, turning your attention instead from scolding your lover to consoling the child. “Sukuna is being mean again. Don't listen to him. Mr. Gojo and I are friends.” You ignore the look that Sukuna shoots you, showing how displeased he is at the idea of you being friends with his least favorite person.

The boy sniffles, wiping his little fists on his face. “I-I dont want you to be Fush-i-guro’s mommy. You have to stay with me and Kuna! P-Please?” He doesn't even attempt to say his brother's name correctly, forgetting how he started the conversation all together. He was focused on trying not to cry, because his brother was sure to tease him, but it wasn't working out very well.

You kiss at his chubby cheeks, shaking your head with an exasperated look on your face, wondering how the hell you got to this conversation. “I am not, promise. I'm not going anywhere. Even if your brother is the worst, brattiest, malicious person alive, I have kinda grown attached to him. Besides, if I left who would I have movie nights with?”

“I am not a–” You shoot Sukuna a nasty glare, and he in return lets out an astonished laugh, but shrugs without care.

Your words make Yuuji perk up from your lap, and his eyes widen with glee. “You like movie nights too?” He was always begging for the three of you to watch movies together, but Sukuna always denies him considering it would end up being a cheesy Disney movie that Yuuji would fall asleep not even twenty minutes into.

“I love movie nights. Do you want to have one tonight?”

“Woah, woah, woah,” Sukuna butts in, and you spare him a glance. “Babe, we have plans tonight, remember?” He tilts his head to the side suggestively and you roll your eyes at him.

“Not anymore. Me and Yuuji are going to watch…”

“Human Earthworm 2!” The boy interjects, completely forgetting about his previous experiences with the movie, not good ones.

You poke at his cheeks, shaking your head. “I was thinking The Lion King.”

“Yes!”

“No,” Sukuna groans, covering his eyes with his palm.

You look at him with furrowed eyebrows. “No? Why are you putting your input in? You're not watching it with us.”

Sukuna, never have been told this before, looks appalled. “The fuck you mean?”

“Bad word!” Yuuji points to him in accusation, but Sukuna just ignores him.

You cock your head to the side, a sly grin pulling at your face. “You're not invited.”

“Why not?”

The two of you make eye contact for a long second, and after a moment or two, Sukuna sighs. “You're really mad about that?” You don't say anything, just continuing to stare at him. “Okay fuck–Yes that is a curse word, astute observation you brat. I am sorry for making the kid cry again.”

“And?”

Sukuna narrows his eyes at you, but you hold your ground. Then, he turns to the boy with a sigh. “Dont scream when you see Gojo and Y/N talk, alright?” He jabs his finger into the boys chest and Yuuji nods his head rapidly in understanding. But, a foxish grin pulls at the mans face and he says, “Instead…The moment you hear him talk to her, you bite his leg.”

He barks a laugh at the confused face of his brother, but when he looks up to you, the smile falters. “Okay, c’mon it was a jo–”

You point your finger to the door. “Couch.”

“You can't kick me out of my own room!”

You don't move your finger. Yuuji glances at you, cocks his head to the side, and then mimicks your action. “Couch!”

The three of you go silent for a long minute, and at this point the boy's hand begins to tremble from holding his hand out for too long. Eventually when Sukuna realizes that there was no point of reasoning, he lets out a dramatic sigh, before crawling out of bed.

When he notices your smug smile, he flips you off and you can't help but laugh at that. “I am coming back after the movie is done, ya hear?”

“If Yuuji does not fall asleep,” You tease in return, knowing the boy well, and Sukuna rolls his eyes.

His eyes flicker to the boy who was snuggling up to your chest, trying to find a comfortable position to watch the movie in. Sukuna chuckles to himself, opening up the door, before turning back to the kid one last time. “Hey brat,” he calls.

“Hm?”

“The father lion–Mufasa. He is my favorite character, so you'll bound to like him a lot. In fact, I sure do wonder if you'll get attached,” he muses, and your eyes widen when you realize what he is saying. Anything that is linked with Sukuna, Yuuji immediately falls in love with. This was bound to cause hysteria. “Enjoy the movie guys! Y/N have fun!” He calls, before shutting the door.

You pause for a moment, sighing into your hand. “Kuna likes the father lion? I want to see!”

You tried everything to avoid turning on the movie after that. But Yuuji, like his brother, was stubborn, and he desperately wanted to see the lion. He grew attached very quickly in that short period of time.

Deep laughs rumble through the house when Yuuji begins to sob over the animated lion's death. You lock the door, and Sukuna stays the night on the couch.

#mello.writes #big brother au #sukuna x reader #kid yuuji #sukuna x you #sukuna fluff #yuuji fluff #yuuji tadori fluff #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #reader insert #x reader #fem reader #female reader #f! reader #fem! reader

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