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kiimchungha · 5 months
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percyluvr · 20 days
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Hii can i request a pecry jackson x child of asclepius!reader with percy being the sunshine and reader being the grumpy one... totes a little sucker for a grumpy x sunshine thing
percy jackson x child of asclepius!reader summary: percy is a pain in the ass, but he's your pain in the ass wc: 551
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Days in the infirmary tended to be very long and seemed to never end, but today was taking it to a new level. There had been maybe 2 campers in the last 5 hours, and you still weren't allowed to leave, so you just had to sit there and stare at a wall because you were the only healer working today.
You were sitting in a chair, looking out the window and humming when you hear the door open. You turn around and are met with Percy Jackson with a wide smirk on his face. You let out an overdramatic sigh and walk over to him.
"Yes, Percy? What can I help you with today?" You ask, hands on your hips.
"What, can't I just come see my girl every now and then?" He says, putting his hands on your waist and pulling you close to him.
You roll your eyes. "Yes, you can, but not while I'm working," you say, painfully aware of how dumb that sounds with the empty infirmary behind you that you know he's going to point out.
"My deepest apologies, you seem oh-so busy right now, should I come back at a different time?" He jokes, that stupid grin that you love so much coming back to his face.
"Whatever, are you really just here to see me?" You ask.
He presses a kiss to your lips. "While I would love to say yes, I can't because then I'd be lying," he says as he lifts up his shirt to reveal a large cut right under his ribs.
"And you waited to show me this after all of your theatrics?" You ask, shaking your head exasperatedly.
You walk over to the bed, motioning for him to sit down, to which he obliges.
As you're getting supplies out of the drawer, you hear Percy singing the song that you were humming earlier, and without you noticing, a smile appears on your face. Of course, Percy notices, and you'll never hear the end of it.
"Babe, whatcha smilin' about? You like my singing?" He teases.
"Shut up, Percy. I could just leave you there to bleed out and die."
"But you wouldn't, 'cause you love me so much," he says, and unfortunately, you know he's right.
"Whatever."
"I knew it! You love me!" He cheers loudly.
You roll your eyes and bring the gauze and ambrosia to the bed.
"So, care to tell me how this happened?" You asked him.
"Well, m'lady. I was fighting another one of your suitors, so I could win your eternal love," he jokes.
"Yeah yeah, I'm serious. What happened?"
"Who says I'm not being serious?"
"Percy, please. We are not in medieval Europe."
"But maybe we are. Who's to say for sure?"
"We live in America."
"Maybe America is a code word for Europe. Conspiracy," he whispers, wide-eyed.
"What the hell are you even talking about?"
Percy bursts out laughing. "I don't even know."
"Thought so," you say, finishing wrapping his cut. "There, you're all good now. Be more careful," you tell him.
"Awww, you're so sweet. You care about my wellbeing," he coos.
"We're literally dating."
"You're right, that's why I get to do this," he says right before kissing you.
You smile into the kiss. Percy really was something else.
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princescribbler · 10 months
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Teases to Put Your ABDL Partner Into Littlespace
Just a few ideas of teases, jokes, taunts, and exciting promises to your little one to make them as blushy, little, and regressive as possible.
"I love you, too... but I still think you need to stay little a bit longer. Don't worry, I'll take care of you, little one!"
"Aww, you LOVE being mine, don't you? Come on, you can tell me."
"Who's my good little baby, huh? Is it you? Who's my blushing baby, hmm?" (Extra points if you peel their hands back when they cover their face)
"Well, I think my little angel might need a diaper bag, hmm? Are you big enough to hold it, or should i?"
"That's ok baby, I know you can't handle all those big adult things. That's why I made you my little baby again, isn't it, huh?"
"I love you, but I don't think you're ready to be big quite yet.. maybe if you're very, very good I can give you a shot at pullups... but not quite yet!"
"Does somebody need a trip over my lap? Somebody just needs a spanking to know how to be good for me?"
"Awww, you don't like being babied? But you seem VERY excited down here..."
"Hey hey hey, hands off unless you need mittens! Maybe you need those hands protected..."
"What, do you get EMBARRASSED thinking people can see you be my cute baby? Huh? Well... good. I love when my sweetie is nice and blushy!"
"I just love how cute you look when you're feeling nice and snuggly"
"We should get dinner somewhere nice. Do you need extra layers, or do you think you can hold your potty like a big girl/ big boy?"
"Now honey: I know you want to be big, but I'm just not sure yet. Don't you just love your stuffies, and being a good little one? Hmm? Exactly! No more of that silly 'big boy/girl' talk"
"Awww, i just love seeing you so cute and baby brained!"
"Well SOMEBODY needs an early bedtime... and I don't think it's the (big girl/big boy), or the (mommy/daddy), do you?"
"I just love how SWEET you are when you're all little and needy for me. I might have to keep you this way..."
"I just love it when you get all cute and blushy for me baby. Come on... show me those cute blushy cheeks! There they are!!"
"Awww, you LOVE it when I talk all cute and condescending, don't you little cutie?"
"Please, now, come along or do I need to show all these nice people what it looks like when you get a spanking, huh?"
"Good baby: I love finding you already nice and little for me!"
"Awww, is somebody blushing? Come on, you don't need to hide from me!"
"Oh silly, nobody cares that you're a crinkle pants, and I'm sure nobody will notice anyhow!"
"Don't you want to be my good baby? Hmm? Or do you need a STRICTER caregiver, huh?"
"Are you wet again already? Really? Did somebody go potty in their diapee, huh?"
"Well who could have known: a Wet diapee? I guess I was right to keep you nicely padded, wasn't I sweetheart?"
"Nobody will care, baby: you just let me worry about that, no reason for babies to worry!"
"Seems like SOMEONE really enjoys being my helpless little crinklebutt, huh?"
"Aww, don't hide that face! I need to see you being all flustered and cute!"
"Nope nope nope! We can't possibly leave until you've used the potty, and shown me your nicely wanted hands, little one!"
I'll add more as they jump to mind, but feel free to add your own and your favorites!
And as always, stay happy, stay healthy, and stay kinky!!
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hangmans-wingman · 10 months
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I'd Lie
Summary: You definitely aren't in love with Jake Seresin.
Warnings: Fluff. Angst. Sad Jake.
Length: 4.2k
Pairing: Jake 'Hangman' Seresin X Female Reader
AN: Turns out I really like writing one-shots to songs. Had this idea up in the noggin for awhile. Finally got around to writing it. Based on the unreleased Taylor Swift song.
Part Two: Crush
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I don't think that passenger seat has ever looked this good to me…
“Just lined up the pool cue and tink… sunk it perfectly.” Jake used a fry as his makeshift pool cue to line up the ball and sink it into the pocket. You just rolled your eyes with a smile as you crunched down on your fry. 
He tells me about his night…
“So you scammed Rooster out of twenty bucks?” You asked raising a brow and he laughed a little before nodding as he bit down on his makeshift pool que fry. 
“Yeah. Paid for this meal with it too.” He grinned, his eyes meeting yours as the sunlight from the sinking sun lit up the cabin of the truck. Giving his blonde hair golden highlights and making the dozen of colors in his green eyes more apparent. 
And I count the colors in his eyes…
“Give Rooster my thanks for dinner.” You added before starting in for another cheesy fry before a thought bubble popped up in your head. “I thought you had a date with… Brittany tonight?” You asked, unsure about the first name but your heart stinging at the phrase. 
Jake sighed as he seemed to deflate from his story and shook his head. Poking around his other fries for the following selection. 
“I called it off…” He huffed, his eyes turning towards the crashing waves just past the dashboard and beach. 
“Awww…. Sorry to hear that, Jake. Just didn’t click?” You asked, curious as to what was the final nail in the coffin for this relationship. Trying hard to hide your lack of sorrow, only because you harbored such strong feelings for the blonde beside you. 
He'll never fall in love, he swears, as he runs his fingers through his hair….
Jake sat down his basket of food on the dashboard and ran a hand through his hair, seeming to struggle with his next words. His eyes searched for something out past the truck.
“She said the L word…and I just wasn’t ready…” He finally answered before you sat down your food and nodded. 
“You’ll say it when you’re ready. She just wasn’t the one.” You answered, reaching over to give him a poke in the cheek. A playful smile came back to him as he turned to face you. 
“Maybe… I just don’t think I’ll ever fall in love…” Jake answered and you started to laugh and shake your head. His brows knotted in irritation at your laughing. 
I'm laughing 'cause I hope he's wrong…
“You? Failing at anything? Highly unlikely.” You answered waving your hand at the ridiculousness before reaching over to steal one of his fries. And in a blink, Jake was back to fighting with you over shared food, the heavy moment receding into the waves like the tide. 
And I don't think it ever crossed his mind…
“Wanna hear a joke I saw on Twitter?” Jake asked with a stupid grin that told you he had been waiting all day to tell someone it. It appeared you were going to be the unlucky victim of it. 
You let out a huff before nodding and looking at him. Jake was a natural at closing the curtain down of his feelings and going back to performing as Hangman when anyone got a little too close to his heart. Even you got shut out sometimes.
“Let’s hear it.” You giggled before a wash seemed to come over Jake’s face as he tried to act casual. Letting him fall back into his semi-natural character.
“What's the best thing about Switzerland?” He asked with a smirk as you tried to rack your brain for any ounce of knowledge you had about the country before shrugging. 
“What?” You add in, knowing the punchline was coming. 
“Well, the flag is a big plus…” Jake finished with a shit-eating grin on his face and you let out an audible groan at the awfulness of the dad joke he managed to land. 
“Okay, enough Dad Joke Twitter for you.” You smiled with an eye roll as you leaned back into the comfy seats of the truck. 
He tells a joke, I fake a smile, but I know all his favorite songs…
You had just gotten ready to eat another fry when the classic guitar riff of “Sweet Home Alabama” quickly turned it up for Jake. The damn song was always in any of his favorite playlists. You couldn’t count the number of times you had heard it.
Without missing a beat, Jake began tapping the steering wheel in time with the music, and you joined in, clapping your hands to the beat. As the chorus approached, you both glanced at each other and, with beaming smiles, burst into song.
"Sweet home Alabama! Where the skies are so blue!" You both belted out, both voices merging in perfect harmony. Jake’s enthusiasm was contagious, filling the truck with pure joy. Both of you sang with such passion and gusto that you both couldn't help but laugh in between verses, relishing in the freedom of the moment. The heavier clouds disappearing far away the longer the song went on.
And I could tell you…
His favorite color's green, he loves to argue, born on the seventeenth….
“Are you seriously arguing with me over a damn birthday present?” You squawked, holding the perfectly wrapped present in your hand while Jake stood with his hands on his hips. 
“Yes! I told you I didn’t want anything since I still owe you for-” He started and you held up a finger to his lips, eyes narrowed. 
“It’s your birthday… Birthday presents aren’t affected by lunch debts.” You explained and Jake huffed before yanking your hand away from his face. He opened his mouth to say something but Rooster decided to jump into the conversation. 
“It’s Bagman’s birthday?” He asked, standing up from his spot at the Hard Deck and looking at you. You turned and nodded with a ‘no shit’ look on your face. 
“Yeah… September seventeenth. Same time every year.” You answered before shoving the green present into Jake’s hands. His eyes took in the dark green shade you always managed to sneak into his gifts. 
“My favorite color… Do you have stock in this wrapping paper? Pretty sure it’s the same paper from Christmas…” Jake asked putting the box up to his ear and shaking it to see if he could figure out what it was. 
“No. But I usually get enough at Christmas to last the year.” You explained before looking back at Rooster who was still lost. “It’s his favorite color.” You shrugged.
“Do you love him or something? Kinda weird you know his favorite color…” Coyote asked and you rolled your eyes. 
“We’ve been friends since college… weird you don’t know his favorite color…” You added, quickly finding your way out of the conversation before heading back to your seat at the bar. 
and if you ask me if I love him…
I'd lie…
“Whatcha looking for, Bagman?” Phoenix asked with a glint in her eye as Hangman’s head snapped back towards her. His smile was hidden by a thin line as he shook his head. 
“Nothing. Just takin’ in the scenery.” He nonchalantly answered, taking a swig of the beer in his hand that he had forgotten about. His eyes still searching for something, just in a different direction.
“Really? Seemed like you were looking-” Phoenix asked as Jake’s head turned again towards the front door of the bar opening and ringing the bell. 
Without even looking towards the door and only looking at Jake’s face, Phoenix knew you must have walked in the door. The beer bottle that was in his hand was abandoned and Jake didn’t even say goodbye before weaving his way through the crowd towards you. Phoenix just smiled and knowingly shook her head. 
He looks around the room and innocently overlooks the truth. Shouldn't a light go on?
You glared at the digital clock on your bedside table.
2:09 AM
Who in their right mind was pounding at your door this early? You huffed standing up to pull on your discarded pair of pajama pants on the floor beside the bed. Walking, more like stomping, your way to the front door. 
Standing on your tippy toes to peer into the hole to spot the back of a blonde head that you could pick out in a heartbeat. Quickly, you unlocked the door and flung it open. 
Doesn't he know that I've had him memorized for so long?
“Jake?” You asked out loud, your voice rough from sleep. His head turning to face you with dark bags underneath them. “Jake…” You stated again, much softer this time. 
His hair pointed in every which direction, dressed in a faded Texas Longhorn shirt, basketball shorts, and his classic running shoes, he looked like he had just rolled out of bed. But his puffy face and attempt to make himself small told you otherwise.
“I-uh… I can’t-” He started, peering down at his fingers that he picked at, a sniffle breaking the silence between you two. It was loud enough to get the gears turning in your head. 
He sees everything in black and white, never let nobody see him cry…
“Come on, let’s get you inside.” You stepped towards him to grab his hand and gently pull him back into your tiny house. The early morning hours meant a lack of lights, but you could still walk through to your bedroom with ease. 
“My boots… the front door.” He commented, his voice rough from what you could only assume was crying. 
“It’s alright. Just kick them off.” You answered easily as you sat back down on the bed and waited for the oversized Ken doll to come back. 
“What’s got you up this early?” You asked as you felt the bed shift with his weight. You scooted over until he had plenty of room to lie down beside you. You weren’t given a moment to think before he was pulling you to him and letting the waterfall come crashing down. 
2:20 AM
That was finally when Jake’s crying seemed to subside. When it was finally replaced with soft snores and easy rising and falling of his back. He had found his way to rest his head on your chest, like a huge toddler. Clinging to you like his favorite teddy bear. You huffed knowing you weren’t going to get your answer today. Maybe in the morning. But for tonight, you’d at least enjoy sleeping beside him.
I don't let nobody see me wishin' he was mine…
I could tell you…
His favorite color’s green, he loves to argue, born on the seventeenth…
“Mama, Pops, Anna… this is-” Jake started to introduce you to his parents before his brows furrowed and he noticed the look fearful look on your face. 
“What’s wrong?” Jake asked as he watched you look over your shoulder toward a guy sitting at the bar. His features and smirk made him seem like a snake. “Did he say something to you?” Jake’s playful tone was gone and you swore his chest puffed up.
“Just touched my ass… it’s nothing.” You huffed, trying to roll the disgust off your face as you held out a hand to shake his family’s for introductions. “Hi, it’s nice to meet you-”
“I’ll be right back. Go sit with Mama.” Jake calmly ordered before shoving his way through the crowd toward the dirtbag. His father was close in tow though he stood a head shorter than his son. 
“Nice to meet you. We have heard so much about you.” Anna, you assumed, was Jake’s sister. She looked like a model from any of the store magazines you would pick up while at the checkout. 
“You too.” You added looking back over towards Jake and his father who were having a not-so-friendly conversation with the jerk. Even from here, you could tell Jake was a spitting image of his father. The same intense green eyes and stature. The blonde he must have gotten from his mother.
His sister’s beautiful, he has his father’s eyes…
The three of you stood silent before watching Jake and his Dad calmly escort the man who still shouted at you. Each of them gripped an arm and shoved him through the crowd. Jake made sure to let the door hit him on the way out before walking back over. 
“Now, where were we?” Jake smiled, rolling his shoulders as if to burn off the steam before smiling again.
“I believe you were introducing us to your friend” Jake’s father winked as he stood beside his son, pride evident on his chest. 
You spent a better part of the evening hanging with his mother and sister out on the patio in the comfy beach chairs. Laughing at all the embarrassing stories they had about Jake. Things you knew he would try to say were fake if he was around to hear them. Currently, he was a little preoccupied with a game of football with the rest of the aviators and their dads for family week. 
“Alright, I have to ask, as his mom…” Jake’s mother spoke up, her accent even heavier than Jake’s when he was trying to convince you to do something. Anna and she shared a look before both sets of green eyes turned toward you. The eye color ran strong in this family. 
“I’ve been sworn not to tell you anything about his work…” You added, knowing Jake intentionally kept a cloud of secrecy around his work. Not wanting his family to worry about what he did every day. They knew it was dangerous but that was about all he would tell them. She waved her hand as if to swat away the idea before looking you straight in the eye. 
And if you asked me if I love him…
“Do you love him? Because I’ve seen you two look at each other” She calmly asked. Though you tried to hide it well, you could feel the heat rising into your face and features. 
“No. Jake and I are just really good friends. I argue best friends but I guess Coyote has that title.” You answered, trying hard not to trip on your words. 
As you glanced out towards Jake, wanting the cool ocean breeze to bring the temperature of your face down, you missed the knowing smile and shared look between the two women. 
I’d lie…
“You know I’ll come back…” Jake teased as he rocked the wooden swing on your porch while you stared off ahead. Still in shock that he was getting deployed so soon again and to some far-off land he couldn’t even tell you about. 
“O-Of course you will.” You answered clearing your throat and pulling your legs up under you, wanting to comfort yourself. You knew it would happen eventually, he would get called up to go but that doesn’t mean each deployment got easier. Not with his line of work. 
“While I’m gone, you better start practicing on that guitar… we’ve got a band to start.” Jake teased patting your leg, but you couldn’t quite break out of the mood his deployment announcement had put you in. 
“Yeah, sure…” You answered, staring out towards the empty street that ran beside the house. Wondering if the neighbor was growing those pretty flowers again this summer. Jake’s warm hand slid into yours and tugged it back towards him. Making you turn and look at him with a worried look. 
“Sweets… I’ll come back… And you better be at the pier waiting for me when I do.”  Jake ordered with a genuine smile. One you only saw when he was being his true self. Not Hangman. Not Lieutenant Seresin. Just Jake. 
“Yes sir.” You answered, your voice wavering a little but you held it together. Jake let out a defeated sigh before leaning in to give you a quick hug before standing up. He glanced over his shoulder with a smile. He stopped and gave a salute just before he walked down the old wooden steps of your house and back towards his truck parked along the edge of your lawn. 
He stands there, then walks away… 
My God, if I could only say…
I'm holding every breath for you…
“Have you been practicing?” Jake asked in a teasing tone during your one phone call of the week. You shook your head looking over to his guitar sitting abandoned and leaning against a corner of your house. 
“I’ll get to it. I’ve been very busy waiting for my lover to come back from war…” You teased, tossing out the term knowing it was what you wished you could call him. 
Jake let out a quiet laugh, he must have been in his bunk. His tone was quiet but you would take any chance to talk to him. 
“He’ll return soon. Can you at least play like Smoke on the Water? Everyone learns to play that when they just start.” Jake asked and you sighed knowing it was difficult to even pick up the damn instrument. It somehow held the smell of Jake and the Hard Deck. Two things you were very much missing at the moment. 
He'd never tell you, but he can play guitar… “I’ll work on it. Promise.” You answered sitting down on the floor beside it. Eyeing the well-kept instrument with Jake’s initials etched into the pick protection piece below the hole in the center. 
“Pinky promise?” Jake asked and you let out a little laugh.
“Can’t pinky promise from halfway around the world.” You added, tracing your finger along one of the wood grain patterns. 
“I know. Just pretend alright.” Jake asked, glancing by his shoulder towards the pictures he had hung up on the steel wall of his bunk. You, of course, were amongst them. Now that he counted, you were in quite a few of them.
“Anything for you, Jake.” You smiled holding out your pinky as if he was there. After a few moments of peaceful silence, you heard someone else’s voice on Jake’s line.
“I’ll see you soon, Sweets, alright?” Jake sighed, his time was up and it was time to go. 
“Alright. Be safe. Fly Fast.” You huffed, signing off. 
I think he can see through everything but my heart…
Today was the day. You had gotten confirmation from Jake that today was the day he was coming home. You knew it in your bones the minute you woke up. You grabbed your phone and smiled at the cute selfie you both took when you visited a local amusement park. Checking the time to count the hours before his boat would dock.
First thought when I wake up is ‘My God, he's beautiful’...
After searching your closet for an appropriate outfit and touching up what makeup you felt like wearing, you glanced down at your phone. There was still so much time left before he would be home.
So I put on my make-up and pray for a miracle…
Watching the minutes tick by until it seemed like it was okay to leave and be at the pier this early. 
Jake had been very vague about what had happened, but you could tell something on the deployment had shaken him. His voice was not as happy, not as strong, not as confident as during your last phone call. But you weren’t sure if you’d ever hear what actually happened. 
Yes, I could tell you, his favorite color's green, he loves to argue…
You were pretty sure you were going to die of boredom. Here you were, sitting on a stone bench right by the pier counting the number of people with green shirts you could see while waiting for his ship to appear. You weren’t alone in waiting though, throngs of people had begun to show up. Some with signs and balloons, others with flowers and little toddlers. 
Oh, and he kills me…
Not you. All you had was yourself. Oh and a cute little green dragon you found on one of your thrift shop hauls. It had just looked lonely up on the shelf, all alone, waiting for a friend. 
But maybe that was just you projecting your feelings onto an inanimate object. The world would never know the truth. 
Jake’s family would be flying in this afternoon to see him. You wondered what they would think of his sudden shift in mood. Did he also sound that way with them over the phone? Was it just you?
His sister’s beautiful, he has his father’s eyes…
Finally, when you thought you were about to go stir-crazy from waiting, the ship finally docked. Up on the flight deck, you could see the pilots dressed in their khakis. You convinced yourself you could pick out the tall blonde, but you would never know. 
Joining the rest of the large swath of people waiting for their military personnel, you hummed “Sweet Home Alabama” to calm your nerves while you waited. At least something to stop from crying over the cute reunions.
“There you are!” A voice you could pick out anywhere finally came through the static of voices and a pair of arms were wrapped around you from behind. 
“Jake! Where did you come from?!” You giggled as he squeezed you tight enough that you felt like your eyeballs would pop out. Causing both of you to stumble a bit but Jake held onto you.
“The ship, duh!” He teased and you swatted at him. 
You would never get over just how beautiful the man was. You were sure he got all of the beautiful genes his family had to offer. But you couldn’t help but notice the bags under his eyes seemed a little heavier and his smile not as bright.
“You dork. I know that. I was watch-” You had started to say before Jake seemed more interested in something in your hand.
“Is this little guy for me?” Jake asked taking the green stuffed dragon from your hand and looking him over. 
“Y-Yeah. Seemed cruel to not come with a gift or something. You always talk about how you feel like a dragon up in the sky.” You explained and Jake smirked before stuffing the little dragon into his duffle bag and grabbed your hand. 
“Thanks, Sweets. Come on, let’s blow this popsicle stand.” Jake smirked and led you to the truck. You followed, struggling to keep up with his gigantic strides. 
You and Jake spent the entire rest of the day together. Some of it at his place, cleaning up the spoiled food out of the fridge. Then going to the grocery store together. Then laundry. It seemed like every time you offered to leave to give him some time to himself, Jake found another reason to keep you there. 
“Can…. can we go outside?” Jake finally asked when you had just finished organizing his new books back onto the shelf. He had been in another room entirely beforehand. You tilted your head in confusion at his sudden shift in his mood before taking his hand to help raise you off the floor. 
“‘Course. What’s up?” You asked as Jake led you outside and onto his small back porch. The sun was starting to go down, giving everything this magical golden glow. As if you needed a mood set for the conversation. 
Jake sat you both down on the wooden stairs and seemed to deflate. His smile was gone and his shoulders slouched to make himself smaller. 
“Just..uh… wanted to talk to you.” Jake finally said, looking at you. His eyes squinting to block out the sun. You reached onto the collar of your shirt to hand him the aviator glasses he had given you earlier on the drive back from the store. 
He took them gently from your hands but sat them down on the deck around you. The sun moved behind a cloud for a moment as he finally spoke again. 
“This mission… made me… think. A lot.” Jake started, his brows still furrowed as he looked away from you and down between you. Your chest tightened with each sentence he let slip between his lips.
“Yeah.” You answered, just wanting him to know you were paying attention. 
“About my life. My family. My friends. About…. you.” He finally said, his hand coming to find yours as he met your eyes again. Your heart was in your throat. Crawling its way toward your mouth. 
“Yeah.” You answered again, not sure where he was going with this. Though you were praying for a miracle. For some words that would change your relationship with him.
And if you ask me if I love him…
“I love you.” Jake finally said. And the words hung heavy in the air around you, but he continued. But the way he said them with such confidence and conviction told you that he wasn’t meaning them in a friendly way. 
You did everything in your power not to let your jaw drop in shock. Before you could even open your mouth to respond with the three words you had always wanted to say, Jake spoke again. 
If you ask me if I love him…
“Do you love me too?” Jake asked, his green eyes boring into yours and his hand gently squeezing yours. You paused for a moment, taking in his features and his worry lines forming from your lack of response. 
And then you opened your mouth.
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7starlite7 · 4 months
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Hello! can i get a kinda fluff? and smut gojo x artist reader who is really good at drawing and just likes to draw everything and anything she can but the thing she loves to draw the most is gojo like she always asking gojo to hold still to draw him or gets pictures she had took of him out her phone and starts drawing him
but she has a secret that she hasn't and will never tell anyone and that secret is that she likes to draw naughty photos of gojo in her sketch book and she always making him say the most hottest things she can think of and one day gojo ends up finding out about this little secret and ends up giving her the real thing😉
and it for you to make up how she got caught🤭 (i know your just gonna have the most fun with this one)
Please and thank you!
☆ FANTASIES TO FUFILL☆
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Gojo and you have always been friends. He’s always been your model. He always thought that he was your inspiration, but after finding your sketchbook he had walked away with some bright ideas.
Gojo Satoru x reader. College students. Reader is an artist. Face fucking, doggystyle. Light degradation (if you can even call it that)
Gojo was always so pretty to look at so of course you’d have him to model for you. How could you not want to capture all that Beauty. Snow White locs and icy blue eyes. You had been friends for a very long time. He watched your art evolve from wonky yet impressive figures with bangs because you couldn’t draw the other eye, to magnificent rendered sketches , doodled without a care. He watched you grow as an artist , and as a person. From a small young girl , to a college student. So he had no problem in modeling for you. It fueled his ego anyway. 
“Hold still” you mumbled , biting your lip as you stared at your sketch. Gojo always willingly modeled, but never seemed to take it seriously. He wavered in his pose “ ughhhhh , whats taking you so long this time ?“ he groaned. “ HUSH !” you shot at him with your brows furrowed “ perfection takes time “ you pouted. Slumping down in your stool hyper focused on your drawing. What was it ? The composition ? The line weight ? The shading ? Maybe your anatomy was off ?  you couldn’t figure it out but something was off. You scratched your face looking over at the white haired male.  “maybe it’s you “ you rolled your eyes watching him snap his head up to you after he had been dozing off. He stretched and got up from his place “ what’s taking so longgg” he yawned. “There's sum off but I don’t know what ?” You put your finger to your lip. Gojo bent over to look at your sketch of him. After running his eyes along the canvas a few times he snapped his fingers. You looked up at him, awaiting an answer. “ You forgot my 6 pack !” He exclaimed. You hit him in response “ OMG , GET OUT GO HOME! “ you laughed at him, pushing him away. You stood up to gather your things. “ I wish I could , but I gotta clean the art room “ Gojo sighed, dropping his shoulders. “ awww poor you “ you teased. Laughing as he play hit you on your way out. 
Satoru slumped on a stool after he finished cleaning. He poured out your paint water ( that you almost drank multiple times) , put your canvas away, and swept up the flakes of dry paint on the floor. Now he sat taking a breath before he started to get his things till he noticed a pink and gold book. The gold catching his eye. He recognized that book. It was the one you hastily scribbled in all the time. Never in it for more than 5 minutes. He put on a mischievous smile. He wondered what poorly drawn doodles you had in there. He just wanted to snap a pic and tease you about it. But his eyes widened as he opened the book to a random page. 
Pages filled with him , which would have been completely normal and fine… if he wasn’t naked. 8 girthy inches iterated on a page for him to see. “…at least she got the size right “ he joked to himself still in awe. He couldn’t stop flipping through pages. He couldn’t lie , he looked good. Drawings of all sorts of things , him fucking someone who looked oddly similar to you from behind. Speech bubbles that implied cock warming. Throat fucking and hand jobs , how could you even think about him this way. He couldn’t believe it. “ omg … does she … think about these things? '' Gojo questioned as though the evidence wasn’t right in his hands. And his mischievous smile returned, pulling out his phone and texting you “ yo, you left your book , I’ll be over to return it. '' he typed. On the other side of the screen your eyes widened , you began to pray he didn’t open it. 
The way you dressed at school gojo would believe you were a typical struggling college student, but no. When he walked up to your luxury apartment and you opened the door to reveal your name brand silk Pajamas and the backdrop of your fancy house he saw that you probably were hiding way more than just that book. He held out the book , watching as you swiped it quickly, rushing a “ thank you “. Your hands gripped the doorknob ready to swing it closed when a gym shoe stopped it.  “really ?” Gojo started “ I come all the way here and you don’t even invite me in ?” He judged. You sighed , holding your sketchbook close to your chest. You moved out the way letting him stroll in. He dropped his bag on the floor. You rolled your eyes “ you make yourself home quick”. He simply slumped on the couch and started to chuckle. It made you nervous , all your suspicions flooded your mind. And only one sentence confirmed your fears “ what else you hiding from me doll?” He smirked. 
Next thing you know you were face down ass up. Feeling those eight inches you drew first hand. “ how’d you know my size baby ? Hm ?” Gojo questioned from behind, pulling your hair. You tried to whimper out “ I- I just -“ you could barely speak. He landed a harsh slap to your ass “ do you just think about this stuff ? Hm? when I’m posing for you? you think about my dick in you ?” He teased. Your eyes rolled as you reached your climax , a moan ripping from your lips. He gave you no time to recover as he brought you to your knees. You looked up to him as you felt him scoop up your hair. He pulled you to him , watching your plump lips engulf his tip. Swirling your warm tongue over his cock, void of any cognitive thinking. You looked still in awe of what was happening, but he could tell when your brain registered the situation. He felt as your pace sped up , as you tried taking him all the way down to his base. You tried to use your hands but you were stopped “ Nuh uh doll “ he started , moving your hands. “ That's not in the drawing” he smirked, clasping your face and pushing your head all the way down till your nose hit his v line. A long hummed moan resounded at the same speed of your head going down. His pace picked up , he was face fucking you just like the pencil marks on the page intructed him to. After seeing the white liquid from his finishing spill from the sides of your lips , he leaned over to make eye contact with you before reciting  “ You’ve been wanting this forever haven't you baby ?” He teased . You couldn’t refute … because he got it from your drawings. 
After wiping his cum from your lips you began to stand up. Gojo stared at you as you began to pull your satin pjs back up. He stared at you incredulously. “… what are you doing baby ? We got a whole book to complete!” he laughed. You sighed , it was going to be a long night. 
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nxrdamp · 1 year
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I’m having a huge Arven moment so I decided to ask for something cute and a little funny ☺️
Maybe Arven’s mabosstiff dislikes the reader’s dachsbun for awhile, until they just turn into inseparable best friends 😭 I love dogs and these two canine dog Pokémon stole my heart!!
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Arven x Gn! Reader - Puppy Love
A warm sunny day in Paldea, something that was no rare occurrence. Nevertheless still enjoyed. Especially enjoyed by one little Dachsbun. (Y/n)’s Dachsbun was currently frolicking in the fields surrounding their picnic, playing with the (orange/purple) ball.
“Wow little buddy” Arven said while finely chopping basil for the sandwich,”Your Dachsbun there sure loves the outdoors. Cant say the same for ol’ Mabosstiff here.”
Mabosstiff, who was currently curled up underneath the fold out table, ruffed in annoyance.
“Awww” (Y/n) said, crouching to be eye to eye with Mabosstiff,”You don’t like the sun, do ya bud?”
He shook his head in response, but only to be interrupted by the other dog-like pokémon running over towards the table to eat the scraps of ham that fell from the sandwich, much to Arven’s complaints.
Mabosstiff growled defensively, making poor Dachsbun quiver and run behind (Y/n)‘s legs.
“Yeah don’t eat that- Hey, Mabosstiff” Arven said, placing his hands on his hips in a very motherly fashion,”Don’t be rude to their pokémon!…well maybe except (Koraidon/Miraidon)”
“Hey!” (Y/n) protested,”(Koraidon/Miraidon) is important too!”
Arven only looked over to them and gave them a “really?” look as the legendary was currently trying to steal Dachsbun’s sandwich.
(Y/n) only sighed, walking over to Dachsbun’s abandoned sandwich, and grabbing it to give it to the scared pokémon.
“Now Dachsbun, eat this and leave poor Mabosstiff alone. He doesn’t wanna play right now.”
The puppy pokémon looked up, her sad puppy dog eyes threatening to spill tears, and slowly took the sandwich and trotted away to a secluded place by the rocks.
Arven sadly sighed, seeing the pitiful sight before him,”Maybe I can do some convincing to Mabosstiff, to, ya know, be friends with Dachsbun. Poor girl is eating all alone.”
“Yeah.” (Y/n) replied, crossing their arms over their chest,”So much for a picnic. It seems to be more of a drama fest than anything.”
“I agree” Arven said,”This definitely is no where near the Lady and the Tramp. No spaghetti scene for these two, it appears.”
(Y/n) snorted in response, causing Arven’s heart to swell. No one laughs at his corny jokes, especially that not quote “bothersome student council girl”.
“It seems like we’re gonna have to be together a lot more to make them be friends. It’s a win-win” (Y/n) said, causing Arven to blush and hide his face in his hair.
“U-Um okay. Cool. Cool. I’ll uhh I’ll see you tomorrow! Make sure to bring Dachsbun and NOT (Koraidon/Miraidon).
(Y/n) kept the promise they’d heard, and brought Dachsbun and (Koraidon/Miraidon).
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Over the span of the next week, every day they tried to get Mabosstiff and Dachsbun closer together.
And every day they failed.
“Damn it.” Arven said, looking at Mabosstiff who was currently kicking Dachsbun off of (Y/n)’s couch,”Why don’t they get along?”
“Maybe they just don’t share experiences with each other” (Y/n) suggested,”Like we battled through hell at Area Zero, and they kinda didn’t together. That’s probably why we’re so close and they’re not.”
“Not close enough…” Arven muttered under his breath, low enough where (Y/n) couldn’t hear
“Maybe we should go on a trip!!” (Y/n) said,”Why not to Kalos? It’s right on the edge of Paldea!”
“Hmmm. Thats a good idea, actually, thanks little buddy!” Arven said, attempting to give a “friendly” shoulder pat.
“Why do you call me little buddy? I feel like we’re more than ‘buddies’.”
Arven coughed, trying to fight a loosing battle against the blush creeping onto his face,”W-What?!?”
“Yeah! We’re the best buddies ever! Best friends!” (Y/n) said, giving Arven a hug.
‘I don’t even care I was just friend-zoned, I love this’ He thought to himself
“All right then, (Y/n), let’s-“
“(Y/n)?” They asked,”Just plain old (Y/n)? Do I mean that little to you?”
“N-NO!” Arven said, grabbing their shoulders and looking down to meet their sad eyes,”YOU’RE AMAZING! YOU’RE MY BEST BUD EVER AND I WISH YOU WERE MORE- I MEAN I APPRECIATE YOU BEING THERE FOR ME….haha….ha…..man I screwed up didn’t I?”
(Y/n) looked into his saddened blue eyes, tears threatening to spill,”No! You didn’t Arven, I-“
“You don’t have to say it! I know you hate me now!” Arven said, storming off.
“-feel the same way….” They finished before being blasted by a rush of air across their legs.
Dachsbun ran after Arven, seeking to comfort the crying boy on the doorstep of (Y/n)’s residence.
Mabosstiff perked up, seeing how the normally hyper pokémon was slowly and gently crawling into the lap of Mabosstiff’s trainer, giving him doggy kisses.
Arven starting to laugh through the sniffles of his crying, giving Dachsbun a good belly rub as she flopped down dramatically in his lap.
Mabosstiff then got off of the couch, and went over to (Y/n), who was letting the tears fall on their own face now.
“Hey Mabosstiff…you okay?” They asked, rubbing his head.
He barked in response, nudging their legs in the direction of his trainer.
“You think he’d listen?”
“Woof!”
“I take your word for it.”
They patted Mabosstiff on the head one last time before stepping out of the threshold of their home, and sitting beside the boy who was wiping his tears.
“You never let me finish, Arven, I like you back. Have since you told me about Mabosstiff and the Herba Mystica. I really have feelings for you. I’m not ‘just saying that’, I mean it Arven.”
“Ohhhh (Y/n)” He said, bawling his eyes out,”You mean so much to me! I love to hear you say that! Please, hold onto me and never let go”
“Trust me” (Y/n) said, looking into his glassy blue eyes,”I won’t. They apparently won’t either”
Both of their eyes adverted to Mabosstiff and Dachsbun, who were cuddled up beside each other watching the scene between their trainers unfold.
“THEY LIKE EACH OTHER!!” Arven said, crying even more out of joy,”THEY’RE FRIENDS!!!”
(Y/n) laid their head on his chest,”Yeah they are, but we sure aren’t, at least not anymore.”
“What…? I thought you said-“
(Y/n) looked up into Arven’s eyes,”Yeah, we’re more than friends”
Arven, who is now blushing instead of crying, turns his face to hide it in his hair,”Okay. Cool. Cooool. That’s cool.”
“You can be happy Arven, no need to cover it up with your ‘cool guy persona’”
Arven just laughed, resting his chin atop of (Y/n)‘a head,”You’re crazy little buddy”
“Yeah so are you Arvy”
“I like that” He replied,”My (Mom/Dad) never gave me a nickname, so I’m glad it was you”
“It’s my pleasure Arvy”
The two of them sat on (Y/n)‘a doorstep, watching the sun set as the two dogs who once hated each other, played with Dachbun’s toys together.
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mrsmiagreer · 11 months
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Lemon gave me a thought you know…An amazing thought at that
Daddy Kinks in the Redacted Universe
Milo
Looooves it. Milo’s the type of person to call himself daddy to describe himself as the man, the boss, the caretaker. Sweetheart, however, carried that into their sexy time and Milo just couldn’t argue with it. The first time it happened, it was in the middle of a thrust. The word just flew out of sweetheart’s mouth on accident and Milo just went harder
“Cum for me…yeah cum for daddy”
David
Angel said it to him once on a normal day as a joke, and David told them to fuck around and find out what position that word gets them in. And knowing Angel, They called his bluff…we know how THAT ended
“Come here, I’ll show you who your daddy is”
Sam
Actually calls himself that sometimes when he’s in the mood. It drives darlin’ so crazy and they always do what he says because they wanna be good for him. Just like Lemon said
"Yeah Darlin', bounce on Daddy's cock."
Vincent
One night lovely said it while begging Vincent to bite them. Right then, they experienced the most lustful bite they’ve ever experienced. Vincent almost immediately apologized for how hard it was and was almost confused when he heard lovely cry out for another one just like that
“Yeah? You want daddy to give you another bite?”
Gavin
Gavin hears it 104,715,918,021 times a year. People have called him Daddy, Sir, Master, all of the above, etc, you name it. But when Freelancer says it, his brain goes to mush and he just needs more
“Oh fuck… say that again please call me that again”
Huxley
When Damien pushes, he makes big pushes. He doesn’t take small chances and we all know this. He wasn’t sure if Huxley would like it before he tried it but he teased him a little with the title to see how it worked out. Boy was he in for a time.
“Ohh…Daddy huh?”
Blake
Goes literal apeshit. He’s been waiting for this moment since the last time him and Bestie were this close, but this time they seem to really mean it, and it’s making his little unrequited lovesick heart go mad. It flips a switch in him and now he’s pounding Bestie out.
“Awww…Needed daddy to come fuck you to sleep? It’s okay baby I got you”
thank you for the idea love 🫶🏽 @screaming-over-avior @sweetlemongrove
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babydollmarauders · 5 months
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MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 10)
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y/ndevils00 🚨🚨 NEW UNCLE HAT TRICK 🚨🚨
TYLER ‘TOFFEE TRUFFLE’ TOFFOLI GOT HIS FIRST DEVILS HAT TRICK!! just coming off his first goal as a devil, too! GO NEW UNCLE!! YOU SLAYED TONIGHT, QUEEN! first slide was my reaction to his empty net hatty goal!!
but before those three goals could happen, we had to kick off the scoring somehow! and what better way to do it than with a Holtzy goal!! congrats on your first of the season!!
and squished in there between those three goals, CAPTAIN SWISS GOT HIS FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON! TWICE! one goal WAS taken away for goalie interference— but don’t worry your slutty lil mind, Neeks, because it still counts in my heart!
my not-so-sweet, bff4l-ttylxox, maraschino cherry got a penalty for roughing— i missed what he actually did because i was climbing into the penalty box (btw if you have pics of that, please delete them, i can’t have evidence of me breaking into jail), but i’ve decided in my head that he punched a guy to defend me. and if he didn’t… what a bitch
and of course, who would i be if i didn’t point out that MY BOYFRIEND IS THE FIRST PLAYER TO GET 14 POINTS IN THE OPENING 5 GAMES OF A SEASON SINCE MARIO LEMIEUX IN 1992! whew, try saying that 10 times fast! the love of my life had FOUR primary assists tonight (on all 3 of uncle Toff’s goals and on captain’s goal!)! MY MAN, THANK YOU TO MY MAN!
p.s. i swear i feed him
p.p.s. we have no enemies of tonight, because none of the habs really played great… so i would just like to point out that, though not pictured here, I SAW MY TEDDY BEAR, COLE CAUFIELD TONIGHT! he seemed happy to see me! until i showed him my french? idk why that upset him so much
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holtz_10 thank you, y/n!!
y/ndevils00 well this is awkward
holtz_10 i’m not sure i understand how
y/ndevils00 you gave me nothing to work off of. how am i supposed to show my personality if all you say is “thank you”?
holtz_10 oh, i know! Nico gave me answer to this one: you don’t.
y/ndevils00 @/nicohischier am i a joke to you?
dawson1417 I MADE IT
y/ndevils00 you’re such a meme, i love you 🫶
dawson1417 thanks, i was born this way!
y/ndevils00 never change, sugar muffin!
user19 so who has the pics of y/n climbing into the penalty box?
colecaufield YOU CALLED ME YOUR “LITTLE CABBAGE HEAD”
y/ndevils00 well yeah, but i said “JE T’AIME, mon petit tête de chou.”
colecaufield saying you love me does not make it better
y/ndevils00 yes it does?
colecaufield how?
y/ndevils00 because i said so?
colecaufield @/jackhughes take her home. i don’t want her in my country anymore
y/ndevils00 I WAS BORN HERE! YOU’RE AMERICAN!
john.marino97 i wish i could say i was shocked when i got to the penalty box and you were sitting on the floor, but nothing you do surprises me anymore
y/ndevils00 awww that’s so sweet!
john.marino97 that wasn’t a compliment
y/ndevils00 it’s okay to not act tough <3 you can compliment me
john.marino97 i’m beginning to worry you don’t know what compliments are
nicohischier i wasn’t worrying at all, but nice to know. it’s appreciated ❤️ love you
y/ndevils00 love you too! hey, i have a picture of you bent over, do you wanna see it?
nicohischier i take it back, please move back to canada
y/ndevils00 well that was mean :( you could’ve just said no :(
nicohischier fine, i’m sorry. no, thank you
y/ndevils00 okay! i just sent it to you!
nicohischier why do i bother?
user83 i would do anything to see Marino’s face when he walked into the penalty box and just saw y/n there waiting for him
y/ndevils00 it was a little like this: 🤨😐😑🙄!
jackhughes YOU don’t even feed me. i feed YOU!
y/ndevils00 that’s cause you make the money and i look pretty and make jokes!
jackhughes and you do such a good job!
y/ndevils00 thank you, i know!
jackhughes well that’s a bit conceited
y/ndevils00 you’re one to talk, mr. mirror ***
jackhughes THAT WAS FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW IT
y/ndevils00 IT WAS YOUR IDEA
jackhughes AND YOU LIKED IT
y/ndevils00 yeah, i did *insert debby ryan gif*
tofff73 Cat says i did indeed “slay tonight” ?? whatever that means
y/ndevils00 ask her to marry me
tofff73 she’s MY wife?
y/ndevils00 okay and? what, are you against love?
tofff73 no, i’m against you stealing my wife
y/ndevils00 you are no longer slaying tonight. you ran out of slay. you are flopping. you’re in your flop era.
tofff73 i kissed your boyfriend a few days ago and then got a hat trick, what did you do?
y/ndevils00 i did other things to my boyfriend and i’ll get a hat trick tonight
tofff73 you don’t even play hockey?
john.marino97 how are you so innocent? you’re 31
tofff73 @/john.marino97 i’m so lost
dawson1417 probably better if you keep it that way, dude
trevorzegras can’t believe you saw Cole before you saw me
y/ndevils00 not my fault we played the french before the quackies 🤷‍♀️ take it up with buttman
trevorzegras it’s *bettman
y/ndevils00 oh, i know
trevorzegras how do you still have a job?
y/ndevils00 nepotism
trevorzegras oh yeah
user68 this is the second time y/n has used this joke, WHO IS SHE A NEPO BABY OF?!
lhughes_06 you yelled at me
y/ndevils00 you knocked down my teddy bear
lhughes_06 I DIDNT MEAN TO! AND IT’S MY JOB!
y/ndevils00 WELL I WANT YOU TO SUCK AT YOUR JOB WHEN YOU PLAY AGAINST MY FAVORITE FAKE CANADIAN
_quinnhughes you said i was your favorite fake canadian!
y/ndevils00 @_quinnhughes and you are!
_quinnhughes you just said Cole is your favorite!
y/ndevils00 @_quinnhughes no i didn’t
_quinnhughes are you trying to gaslight me? when there’s literal proof?
y/ndevils00 @_quinnhughes no! (is it working?)
_quinnhughes yes, you are! (no)
y/ndevils00 @_quinnhughes (damnit)
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eternal-kosmo-ghoul · 4 months
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*°:⋆ₓₒ day 13. blowjob
.。❅*⋆⍋*∞*。 “holiday blow”
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ — ❤︎ as iii is writing letters to his loved ones, you decided to give him a little treat underneath his desk
pairing: iii x gn!reader
a/n: i’m actually so ass at coming up with titles for my christmas event 😟 made this while i was sick, so it’s lazily written.
cw: nsfw content. blowjob. semi-public sex. kinda subby vibes from iii.
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“mmmh… you look so good on your knees, too.” —❤︎
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“whatcha doinnnn’?”
“writing letters for the boys.”
“oh fun! make sure to write to santa to get me that teacup puppy for christmas.”
iii just chuckled and rolled his eyes at your lame attempt of a joke, which was to definitely get him to buy you that adorable little puppy. though, iii saw right through your devious little scam.
“not happening, y/n.” he joked back, and he grunted when you punched his shoulder playfully.
“awww come on!!! it’s so cute! you can’t say no to this adorable face!” you said while waving your arms around, pulling up a very poorly printed picture of a teacup puppy. the ink was printed so badly it made the face of the pooch look disfigured, and iii stifled a laugh.
“i can say no, actually. that thing looks like it’s on life support.” iii said sassily, shoving the picture away from his face. to this, you gasped dramatically while falling over his desk.
“oh great heavens! my best friend won’t get me the gift i oh so desperately need! this is anarchy i tell you!!” you monologued rather interestingly, throwing in some poor shakespeare gestures that was paired with bad acting.
iii just raised an eyebrow at your shenanigans, clearly not convinced.
“not happening.”
“oh come on, iii! i’ll do anything! even the most humiliating thing ever!”
the quilt iii held between his fingers only continued to write fancy, honeyed words across the paper. he just sighed heavily, not thinking you’d actually go drastic measures for some tiny puppy as a gift.
“annnything?”
“anything i tell you!”
“you sure about that?”
“yes i am! i’ll even… uhhh..”
iii kept his eyes glued to the paper, clearly not convinced by your obnoxious explaining and weird, theater gestures. he swore you were high at some point. clearly, this was getting nowhere.
the bassist just dropped his pen in the ink bottle and put an arm on his desk, looking up at you with a raised eyebrow. “well?”
you didn’t even know what came over you, because you blurted out:
“i’ll even suck your dick!”
… well.
that’s an idea that certainly piqued iii’s interest.
and you seemed sooo confident about your answer too, crossing your arms and holding your ground. though, iii could see through those playful eyes that you were actually nervous about what you just said to him.
oh we’ll, he’ll humor you for a bit.
“oh? you serious about that?” iii spoke teasingly, his fingers subconsciously playing with the buckle of his belt, getting turned on from the idea of you going down on him.
you nodded, still keeping your confident face up. “absolutely.”
this was a nice turn of events. iii smirked and rolled his chair out to make space for you, allowing for you to crawl under the little nook within his desk. the bassist rolled back into place, and grabbed the feather pen again, feeling your eager fingers quickly make work of his belt and tug his pants down. damn, you really were excited.
“ahh… i’m starting to think this is less about the puppy, and more about you just wanting to suck me off.” iii commented absentmindedly, his pen dragging across the paper as he wrote his letters to his loved ones, occasionally acknowledging your presence by moving his free hand under the desk to stroke your hair.
“mmmh… you look so good on your knees, too.”
you just whined in response, not even bothering to reply to iii’s words. soon, you pulled down his boxers to his ankles, his hard cock springing free. he heard you audibly gasp at his size, and he just snickered.
“impressive, huh?” he mumbled, gripping your hair and pulling you closer to the head of his cock, the tip leaking with precum.
“maybe.” you mumbled back, putting one hand on his thigh and the other on iii’s shaft, holding the base with a firm grip that had him groaning.
“nnngh…” he sighed out, hand shaking a bit, hindering his ability to write letters. iii shook his head and gripped your hair tightly.
“don’t just sit there. suck.”
you could hear the desperation in iii’s voice, just wanting to feel your tongue swirl around his dick like a lollipop. it was such a lewd thought, but you loved it. you didn’t waste any time, and opened your mouth, taking him in whole and savoring the satisfying, salty taste of his precum. you could tell how horny he was, from the way he was gripping your hair and forcing you down more onto his hard shaft as you sucked him off.
“f-fuck.” he grumbled, trying to shift his attention on the letters he was writing, but you were too good at sucking him off. iii was getting desperate, completely dropping his pen and gripping onto the side of his desk while he bucked his hips into your mouth.
“s-shit. take it all, oh you’re s-so good at this…” iii whimpered, all of his attention on you now as you gave him the blowjob of a lifetime. you could feel the head of his cock hit the back of your throat, and constrict around it.
the feeling made iii throw his head back with pleasure, letting out a guttural moan while you whimpered around his dick.
“fuck. i-i’m gonna cum, y/n.” he warned, and you took this opportunity to take him as deep as you possibly could.
“s-shit! ahh!”
his eyes widened underneath his face mask, and he moaned loudly as he shot his seed down your throat, watching you swallow all of his cum in a single gulp. he let out a loud pant and pulled your head off of his cock, your mouth coming off the head with a popping sound.
he groaned heavily, and looked at your face. he chuckled as he brushed his thumb over your swollen lips, making you whine.
you giggled and nuzzled his hand.
“so…. can i get that puppy now?”
he chuckled at your words, and ruffled your hair.
“maybe, dollface.” he said with a grin, caressing your cheek. he lifted his mask, and pressed a kiss against your forehead.
“maybe.”
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Summary: The one where you’re a TikToker and he’s an actor, no one knows you’re dating until it is accidentally revealed by a show host.
  “And we have an amazing guest of Jack Champion!” Drew Barrymore welcomed Jack onto the show. Talking about his TikToks before Drew brought up his coffee order, a small Spider-Man on the cup. “Oooh, you like Spider-Man?” Before Jack could think up an excuse for liking Spider-Man he just spoke. “Oh yeah, but it’s on there because my girlfriend loves Spider-Man, like with a passion. Her favorite to date!” He had rambled on about his girlfriend before even noticing. “Awww cute! You seem lovestruck, who is this girl??” Jack flushed and dismissed the question so she went on to talking about favorite TikToks. “Oh, I really like this one, tell me if you’ve heard of her Jack, Y_n.luvs.dilfs.” Jack flushed, it was very visible on the camera. “She and her boyfriend post such cute videos, oooh she posted a new one!” 
     Drew pulled the TikTok up with the display behind them. Y/n dancing around with a boy, his face covered by a Spider-Man sweater, she had made Jack buy that. She then pulled up the newest one, being Y/n leaning over her camera, holding a coffee cup caption being, “When your bf gets your barista to draw Spider-Man and Hello Kitty on your cups :)” As she turned around walking toward the boy in the Spider-Man sweater, a Spider-Man backpack on her back and a Hello Kitty one on his. Drew turned to Jack, “Hmm, that’s funny.” Jack laughed awkwardly, looking down at his coffee cup. Drew did the same. 
“Well, we were talking about blind dates and Tinder before the show so I wanted to ask your opinion on dates of such. “Oh I feel they’re quite weird, like reading a resume out loud.” Drew nodded, “How did you meet your girlfriend? Was it a blind date?” Jack shook his head, “No we just met out in public, I accidentally spilled coffee on her.” 
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       Y_n.luvs.dilfs is live! You sat in your hotel room, live on your phone, talking and chatting while you wrote on your laptop. Mason Gooding had joined your live a while ago, joking around with you about the way you guys had met. “Ughhh...stop reminding me of the bruise I left.” You remembered being on the Scream set with Jack, just walking around outside the sets, when you accidentally bumped into Mason, bruising his arm from the impact. “I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to hit you!” Mason just laughed, “It’s fine.” Jack came up behind you, “I signed you up for a role!” Mason laughed, “So this is the girlfriend Jack doesn’t shut up about got it.” Jack had a cardboard outfit on. “What??” Jack laughed, “It’s a small role, you’re just a girl at a party. So technically you were in Scream for about 10 minutes. “S-she’s gorgeous.” “Go ask her out then dude! Do it! Do it Do it!!” You laughed at the memory. It was especially funny since no one else knew you were even her. 
      “What’s so funny, Y/n?” You smiled, “Just saw a funny post.” You continued to talk to Mason when you picked up your coffee, grimacing at the bitter taste. “Gross.” you looked at the cup to realize it had Hello Kitty on it. “Aww man, he has my coffee!” Mason laughed, “He’s gonna complain about the sweetness for sure.” “Yeah he sure does like his shit bitter.
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       “Jack, you haven’t touched your coffee at all.” He scrunched his nose at the thought of the coffee. “It’s too sweet for me.” Drew tilted her head, sipping her own coffee, “Then why get it?” Jack laughed, “It’s actually my girlfriend’s, she has mine.” He ended up drinking some of it anyway, not really the way he liked his coffe, but the sweetness reminded him of you. “Wait, when we met last night you had a Hello Kitty bag.” Drew re-called, laughing slightly. “Oh yeah, me and my girlfriend have that Spider-Man boyfriend, Hello Kitty girlfriend dynamic, but she’s the Spider-Man nerd.” Drew laughed, “Your mom told me about that. That’s cute!” 
    “Okay onto our next interview activity, you may know this from the Ellen show but today we are going to do a phone swap.” Jack raised his eyebrow, confusion gracing his features. “Okay so we swap phones and make one call on each other’s phones.” Jack, when handed Drew’s phone, called Matthew Lillard who didn’t pick up. Drew looked through his contacts for a moment, deciding who her victim would be, when she stumbled upon the perfect contact name. “Babygirl<3?” Drew asked aloud, looking at Jack, who’s face flushed. “My girlfriend.” Drew pressed ring and put the phone on speaker and rang her up, since she was on a live the phone went to voicemail, “This is Y/n! Sorry I couldn’t make it to the phone, I’ll call you back.” Jack flushed as Drew’s face lit up in excitement, “Y/n?!” 
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      Jack’s contact name lit up on your screen and then disappeared. “Oh, so i’m going to end my live now because my boyfriend called me and I need to call him back, byeeee Mason!” You smiled, and ended your live, calling Jack “What’s up baby boy?” You had no idea your voice was on speaker, “Hi, this is Drew Barrymore!!”  You let out a squeak, “Drew Barrymore??” You could hear Jack’s small chuckle from the other side of the phone. “So it’s been confirmed, Y_n.luvs.dilfs. is dating Jack Champion! So you bought him the Hello Kitty backpack?” “Yeah.” You turned on your television quietly. There Jack was, right on screen next to Drew who had his phone in her hand as he had his head down on her table. When he looked up, he stared straight at his phone. “How long are you gonna embarrass me?” You giggled quietly which Jack heard through the phone, “Hey, don’t make fun of me!” You both laughed as Drew cut into the conversation. “So, did you drive Jack here? If so, you should come pick him up early so I can talk to you.” You were silently fangirling about the idea of meeting Drew Barrymore as you got into your car. “That sounds good.”
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        “Well guys, while Y/n drives over to get Jack and meet with us we’ll be talking to our next celebrity guest!” Jack sat behind set, watching some of your TikToks, his favorite on being you dancing around your room with your heart-shaped sunglasses on, lip-syncing Lana Del Ray as he layed on the bed behind you, smiling. He knew his smile wasn’t visible on the camera but he remembered watching you record. You then walked up to him, a visitor badge lanyarded around your neck. “Hey baby!” He smiled up at you, leaning in for a kiss. “Hello princess!” He kissed you softly before you were both called back up to Drew’s set.
      “And now we have back Jack Champion! With another guest his lovely girlfriend Y/n! Whose TikToks we spoke about earlier!” 
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     You’ve had a public relationship since a couple weeks ago when you met with Drew. You had all but taken control of Jack’s TikTok, recording everything for him. You had even posted a TikTok together, in your gym clothes with the caption “Forcing your homebody gf to go to the gym with you<3″ Jack said that was the funniest caption he had come up with. You thought your comment was better “Yk I’m just here to watch you workout, right?” You had taken a picture with his hair pulled back, making his forehead look huge. He posted it, “Idk where you guys got the idea Spider had a big forehead.” You had commented on that one as well, “Forehead looks average dw boo” and reposted it. Your relationship was just a cute public thing now, and you liked it that way.
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soft-mafia · 9 days
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Can we have where Shanks introduced the S/O to Buggy (back when they used to be friends) and that Buggy got the hots for her, even though he doubts that she'll like him back. Shanks was helping Buggy find a suitable girl since Shanks seem to be getting his way with the ladies a lot better than Buggy could. ;)
Wingman[Buggy x Reader]
warnings: fem reader, fem y/n, short fluff shot
a/n: This is so cute😭I’ve honestly been wanting to write a “childhood sweetheart” fic but I’ve been putting it off. This is short and sweet, I thought it was cute shhsjejdej
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The Roger pirates were set up on a desolate island, mingling with another pirate crew, trading goods and just goofing around. Roger and this other captain had known each other for a while and get-togethers like this were common. Everyone was familiar with each other, Buggy was especially familiar with one of the apprentices, a girl his age that looked extremely intimidating. He had been too afraid to approach her and preferred to just watch her from a good distance.
Buggy couldn’t help but envy the experience that Shanks had with talking to girls. It wasn’t fair, all the girls seemed to flock to Shanks but none of them paid any mind to Buggy on account of his appearance. This was when he was starting to become really self conscious about his nose, all of that festered into anger and self loathing. He was currently hiding behind a rock, peeking over to look at the girl, Y/n from across the beach, he sighed heavily, then lightly beat his head against the rock, “I’m gonna be alone forever…” he grumbled to himself.
Suddenly, Shanks slid down the rock and landed beside him, “Hey, what are you doing over here?” He asked, then looked in the direction Buggy was looking at, he then grinned widely. Of course Shanks knew about Buggy’s crush, whenever they would talk about girls he would always bring up Y/n’s name to tease Buggy.
“Are you finally gonna go and talk to her?” Shanks egged Buggy on. To which the blue haired boy panicked and yelled, “NO WAY! I can’t talk to a girl like her!! Sh-She’ll laugh at me if I even try…”
“No she won’t.” Shanks rolled his eyes, “Y/n might look intimidating but I’ve spoken to her a few times, she’s fine. She’s just trying to look tough.” He crossed his arms.
Buggy turned to look at Shanks, frowning, “Wait— you’ve talked to her before?”
“Yeah, the last time we all met up.” Shanks stated. Buggy couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy spread throughout his body. “You didn’t talk about me did you?!” Buggy yelped, grabbing Shanks by his shirt.
Shanks grinned widely again, “Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.” He said, “If you don’t talk to her then you’ll never know.”
Buggy screamed and began to shake the red haired boy, “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID TO HER I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!”
“Why are you guys talking about me?” A small girl’s voice said from in front of them. Buggy’s entire face went red as he stood up stiff, letting go of Shanks.
“I-I uh…” Buggy stuttered, his hand immediately flying to his face to hide his biggest embarrassment, “I’m sorry.” He said nasally as he was gripping his nose in an attempt to cover it. Y/n glared for a moment, however when she saw him her expression softened just a tad.
“Awww, is this your friend you were talking about?” Y/n looked at Shanks. He nodded and threw an arm around Buggy.
“Yup! This is Buggy! He’s a little bit shy though.”
“I’M NOT SHY!!!” Buggy shouted, his face still as red as a tomato.
Y/n giggled lightly, then stepped closer to Buggy, “Awww he’s adorable!!”
“Wh- I’m not adorable!!!” Buggy turned to look at Y/n. I knew it! She thinks I’m a joke!
Y/n suddenly frowned, glaring at him again, “I said it as a compliment.” She said flatly, striking fear and intimidation into little Buggy. He trembled and shrunk internally.
“O-Oh… sorry…” he cleared his throat, looking down at the sand.
Shanks gave Buggy a hard pat on the back, pushing him a step closer to Y/n, “C'mon! You two should get to know each other! I’m gonna go eat!” He said, snickering as he walked back over to the potluck. Buggy couldn’t help but glare daggers into the back of Shanks’ stupid head, but then his attention was redirected back to Y/n as she spoke. She looked back at the potluck and all of the men lined up at the tables shoving food into their faces, “Your captain brought a lot of meat.” She stated.
“Oh- uh… you don’t eat meat?” Buggy said, his words caught in his throat. “I’m a vegetarian.” She said in that same flat tone, it didn’t help making Buggy feel less intimidated. Y/n then looked back at Buggy, “I meant what I said, you are cute. Your friend said you’re too scared to talk to me? Why?”
Damn you Shanks!! Buggy’s face immediately went red yet again, “I… it’s not like I’m scared to, I just-” Buggy tried to save this and not make himself look even more cowardly, “I’m not good at talking to girls.”
“What’s so hard about it?” She asked him.
“Well- it’s just… usually people make fun of me-”
“-Because of your nose?” She said, stepping closer to him. Buggy’s eyes went wide as he looked at her, stammering on his words, This is so humiliating!! Shanks properly set me up so she can make fun of me, damn him!!
“I think it’s cute.” She added, which caught him off guard, “I like it. I don’t know why anyone would make fun of it, it’s not like you’re hideous or anything.”
Buggy paused, blinking at her with wide eyes, “W-Wh… you’re serious?” He glared at her, then growled, “No way you’re being serious! Shanks put you up to this didn’t he?!”
“Put me up to what?” Y/n looked at him with furrowed brows. Buggy stammered once again, “You’re not making fun of me are you?”
“I just said that I wouldn’t…” Y/n replied.
From that day on, every time Y/n’s captain and Roger would meet up, she always looked for Buggy, even when he tried to hide out of his own embarrassment. They eventually became close and basically inseparable.
After their last encounter they promised each other that they would meet up again once they were captains of their own ships.
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wolfsetfree-if · 30 days
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Just wanted to say that your Ro's seem all so damn goooood! (But I'm more in love with the pups :D such a cuties)
I'm really excited for what's to come! (and I really love a sad past, I like suffering from my Mc muahahah...I really don't know what's wrong with me but that's fine)
Jokes apart, very good game, wish you very good luck!!
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Awww thank you so much❤ The pups have rightfully stolen the stage and I love it. I love that they are so comforting for a lot of people, especially because they give a balance to MC, who isn't just a victim but can be a caretaker too while they heal.
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lilys-of-the-valley · 11 months
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Hi, hi! I saw that the headcanons won the poll and I just came running to your asks, so headcanos for the boys sleeping with a reader that is scared of the dark. This is normally the first request that I do because I struggle with those and I always came to these five for some comfort. Also, I love your writing, keep the good work <3
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Awww thank you!! And I was really hoping that headcanons would win lol! 😭 I'm also afraid of the dark 🙃
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🌸 Aemond would notice your discomfort when sleeping in the dark straight away. NOTHING gets past him when it comes down to you.
🌸 He might ask you to talk to him about your fears, asking the extent at which you're scared and also what helps you feel more at ease.
🌸 Whatever you tell him, he will cater to. No matter how silly you may think it sounds.
🌸 He will keep the fire burning all night if you want or have multiple candles burning through the night. He will cradle you close to him and murmur sweet nothings in your hair in high valyrian. Whatever makes you feel better, he will do.
🌸 Overall 10/10 very protective, very mature boy. We love him.
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🌸 Aegon has no clue at all that you're scared of the dark unless you tell him specifically. He's so emotionally constipated that he can't tell when you're scared of the dark.
🌸 He will be confused when you're both holding each other in your bed, settling down for sleep, and you can't stop squirming. At first, he thinks you're not comfortable, so he waits. But when you don't stop, he asks you what's bothering you.
🌸 When you tell him you're afraid of sleeping in the dark, he's relatively understanding. He may chuckle, but please forgive him. He's not mocking you!
🌸 From then on, he will cater to your needs and will have whatever you want doing so you can be more at ease when sleeping together. Like Aemond will do anything, candles, fireplace, spooning, anything you want.
🌸 8/10, he's clueless, but he means well.
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🌸 He knows. He just knows. Our gentleman here will know that you're scared of the dark the moment you sleep with him for the first time.
🌸 You're squirming and are tense, not comfortable at all and he notices instantly, moving closer to you and caressing your arm as he asks you what's wrong.
🌸 When you tell him your fear of the dark, he wastes no time at all at calling for some servants to bring logs for the fire and as many candles as they can manage.
🌸 From then onwards, our boy will always hold you tightly to him, being the big spoon and holding you to his chest as he plays with your hair and caresses your arm, the many candles and the fire flickering on.
🌸 He's so sweet about it too, he never makes any comments or jokes about your fear, he knows that some people may find it silly but he doesn't, he loves you so much and he will do whatever he can to make you comfortable.
🌸 11/10 A pure gentleman. I love this boy so so much.
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🌸 This sweet boy knows as well, he knows by your tense shoulders and frightened eyes that you're not comfortable, so he gets to asking you straight away.
🌸 He comforts you as you tell him of your fears, holding your hand and holding you close to him as you explain to him what makes you feel more at ease.
🌸 He makes a mental note of all this and the next morning he will see to it all, getting candles, many many logs for the fire and also he may ask the maesters for any concoctions that they may have to help ease your body into sleep easier.
🌸 He seems very proud when you both go to bed that night, he sees how much more relaxed you are now and how you seem to be happier and more like yourself now that it's lighter.
🌸 He cuddles you close and hums lightly into your skin as you both fall asleep each night after that.
🌸 10/10 sweet baby Luke 🩷😭
Note: Thank you for the request! And please feel free to send more headcanon requests in, I have one ask I'm working on at the moment, but after that, I'm 100% free to do more headcanons for our boys 🩷
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Oct/Nov Compliments ☀️🔍
[Compliments Masterlist]
Hey guys! And we’re back for another two months of compliments! So let’s get into it :-
October 2023
Forbes Article
So to start off the month the boys done an interview with Jon Youshaei for Forbes and also an office tour. It would be later in the month we would get the full 2hr interview, but first we got the article that included excerpts from said interview, including these :-
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Anthony being a softie for their friendship as always. Relatable.
This isn’t the first time they’ve mentioned about how the way they work and ‘fit’ together, they’ve never found in anyone else. I covered it in my first Compliments Post, both during Anthony’s interview with Ian and at Vidcon, they’ve each said similar things. And I love how they recognise that, and how truly special their bond is and something that can never be replaced or replicated.
The second quote of Anthony’s - GAWD my heart! I know he didn’t explicitly say it, but that quote basically boils down to ‘we’re two really close friends who love each other.’ 😭❤️
Anthony Reacts To “Where’s Anthony” Jokes
So this video, whilst funny, was pretty sad. I don’t know if it was just me, but I thought Ian seemed particularly quiet during it and like he was just trying to get through the reaction as quick as possible without dwelling on the clips long. I have said before, but I think the reasoning for his quietness may be down to the fact the ‘where’s Anthony?’ jokes held the most emotions for Ian than anyone else. Whilst he did join in on the jokes at times, there was much more behind it than when the others would make the jokes. In the reaction video they do make reference a couple times about how the jokes affected Ian, which I shall go into, some of it ties into being complimentary :-
[watching clip of two boys doing a tiktok trend and make reference to Anthony leaving]
Anthony: “I mean, that was a 10. Those guys- that joke was amazing. And you [Ian] took it like a champ, all things considered.”
Arasha: “Yeah, 10 for you too, Ian.”
I love them acknowledging how the jokes could of affected Ian but he always handled it well, regardless.
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[watching clip of Shayne answering that Ian and Anthony are the best ship]
Anthony: “We are a good ship. I’ve read the fanfictions.”
Ian: “Oh yeah, the ship’s great. That ship’s sailing. It’s been sailing for a decade.”
Even they acknowledge it 😏😌
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[watching clip of Ian pretending to be himself from the past talking to his future self and asking “how’s Anthony?”]
Anthony: “That one kind of made me a little sad.”
Ian: “Awww. Yeah.”
Anthony: “Yeah, cause I’m like thinking back to you actually in 2008 being all stoked about me being part of it.”
Ian: “About all our adventures and be like, “How’s Anthony?” and it’s like “awww”.”
Anthony: “Yeah, I give that one a 10. That was commitment.”
I’m fine. This is fine. Not crying at all…..
Anthony being sad imagining young Ian so excited about them working together and how it would hurt him knowing what happened between them 🥺😭
I like that Anthony gave him a 10 and acknowledged his commitment to the bit, just wish it didn’t have it be for something so sad 😩
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[watching clip of Ian joking that Anthony was coming back and they would be getting rid of everyone at Smosh and Anthony laughs a lot at the clip]
Anthony: “That was good! That was a good one. That definitely caught Courtney and Damien off guard.” [laughs]
Arasha: “I liked it. Just convinced that they don’t have their jobs anymore. That is good.”
Anthony: “That was a good threat. Yeah. Got ‘em.” [highfives for jokingly threatening your employees lol]
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[watching clip of Ian in a sketch saying “I should’ve left with Anthony.”]
Anthony: [laughs] “That was good! That’s good. That was a 10.”
Courtney: “That was improv.”
Anthony: “That was improvised?!”
Courtney: “It was.”
Ian: “Oh yeah.”
Anthony: [shocked/surprised face] “Really? Damn, no, that was really good.”
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[watching clip of Shayne wearing an emo-style wig in a video and Ian saying “Woah, it’s like he never left.”]
Anthony: [laughing and banging hand on table] “That was just a 10. I like it because you didn’t even say the name. You just said ‘he’.”
Notice the pattern of Anthony giving Ian 10s 😌
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[watching clip from Ian’s funeral roast where he tells Courtney after Anthony left she “stepped up and became the new person who shuts down every single idea [he] has”]
Anthony: “Damn, that was good. There was a lot there. I mean, obviously solid 10.”
Arasha: “There was some tension that was let out right then.”
Shayne: “Only excuse we have there is that we were drunk. That was our drunk live.”
Anthony: [to Ian] “Which is kind of funny though because when we’ve talked, you’ve talked about how I amp up your jokes and encourage you.”
Dads are fighting…😳🫢
But aside from the joking bit of tension of that moment I just want to acknowledge what Anthony said, about how he amps up and encourages Ian and that Ian does recognise that.
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Got a little Ian compliment towards the end of the video too :-
Ian: [patting Anthony’s shoulder] “Anthony, we’re glad you’re here. And we know where you are.”
Anthony: “Awww… Thank you.
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At the end of the video Shayne says how they’ll never make another ‘Where’s Anthony?’ joke again, and jokingly says unless he gets lost at some point. Anthony agrees, and then just to be a menace, jokes about them saying it again if he “leaves again permanently” 😩🤬
Ian: [acting panicked] “I can’t go through this again.”
There was then this little sweet moment of Anthony comforting Ian by rubbing his back 🥹
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Anthony: “We don’t want to see that sadness under Ian’s eyes again.”
Ian: “No, never.”
Anthony: “Not anymore. We like happy Ian. He’s back.”
Anytime they bring up how happy Ian is now that Anthony’s back it makes me want to cry 🥹
I love you so much Grandpa #2
So Anthony went to Prague to get more tattoos, and what gift did he bring back for Ian? Covid. Anyways, they’d missed the previous members livestream since Anthony was away and so promised an extended one in this tweet :-
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It’s more complimentary-by-extension but the little ‘I love you so much’ I feel could be very accurate to how Anthony’s reaction will have been irl of feeling guilty for giving only Ian covid. Especially given the reactions we have seen on video of them acting sus about it all, or Ian half-jokingly acting annoyed and staring at Anthony when it’s brought up and Anthony acting like he doesn’t know how they got it. A few examples :- (x)(x)(x)
Dixon Cider - Flashback w/ Smosh
In this Flashback they had to take a sip of Dixon Cider everytime they done something sexy in the music video.
Anthony: “Wait. Wait. I know I shouldn’t keep pausing, but what are you doing in the background of this shot?”
Ian: “I’m just vibing, dude. I’m just vibing. You know I should take a drink because I look pretty good there.”
Anthony: “You were sexing it up.”
👀 …okay, Anthony…
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[Reacting to the breakdown part of the song]
Ian: “Sexy. I’m going to-” [takes a sip]
Anthony: “You know I’m gonna take a swig for that too.”
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[Song lyrics: “I love Dixon Cider and I will ‘til the day that I die.”]
Anthony: “…Let’s do a 10 year check in. Do you still love Dixon Cider to this day? Do you think that you will until the day that you die?”
Ian: [stares at Anthony] “…Yeah.”
Anthony: “I’m gonna take a swig for that. That’s sexy.”
This video just became Anthony calling Ian sexy and I’m not mad about it.
2hr Interview
Finally the interview came 🙌
It covered a lot of the things we already knew. But of course through talking about these things we’re always bound to get compliments and that’s exactly what we got :-
[talking about how many projects they had whilst under Defy and how Anthony puts all his effort and passion into everything, whereas Ian’s focus was more on sketches and the creative side of things]
Ian: “For me, like, there was just certain things that I wasn’t that interested in so I didn’t really pour that much of my time into, but Anthony like doesn’t know how to not put all of his heart into something. So I think that’s what really just spread you thin.”
Anthony: “Yeah. I think it’s a good thing that you kept your energy in one place where it really showed. You having so much of your energy and placing it in the places that were more visible, the YouTube sketches, those videos are some of our most viewed videos on the channel. You know, 30, 40, 50, 60 million views on those videos. While I was putting all of my heart into all these projects that now I’m like ‘Do people even remember that comic book that we made?’ ‘Do people even remember the games that we made?’.”
One thing I really loved about this interview was the back and forth of compliments to one another. Really pointing out how they recognise each other’s strengths in their unique ways. As the quote above stated, Ian recognises how Anthony puts his all into everything and yes maybe it doesn’t always serve himself in the best way, but it shows just how much he cares about every aspect when it comes to Smosh. And that in no way discredits Ian’s care, it actually works so well when paired with Anthony’s dynamic that Ian focuses his efforts more on where he knows his strengths are and that is going to make the most impact. Which again, is one of the many reasons as to why they do mesh so well together.
Speaking of their dynamic, it’s something Anthony later brings up :-
Anthony: “…Something about just our two personalities just click really well and I think every single thing needed to happen exactly the way that it did for it to end up the way that it did, but the friendship specifically it needed to, we needed to completely separate ourselves from each other and almost find each other by what almost feels like by accident.”
Something about that line - “finding each other by accident” makes me all gooey inside 🥹 the fact they had to rediscover each other and have came out the other side with a newfound appreciation and so much love for each other is so heartwarming.
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Jon: “I feel like you guys are both Pokémon who evolved.”
[I&A discussing who they would be]
Ian: “I guess I’m Charmander, maybe.”
Anthony: “Yeah? You Charizard now?
Ian: “I feel kind of Charizard now. I need to like work on my upper body strength a little bit more.”
Anthony: “But you do bring the fire.”
This was just a fun little one I felt I had the include! Especially with the reference to ‘fire’, which is something a lot of us have talked about in regards to Anthony calling Ian the sun, and also his incorporation of the word in his tattoos.
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Anthony: [talking about how Ian had invited him to collab with Smosh but he never wanted to whilst they were under Defy and that he didn’t want to come back if he would have just been an employee]
Ian: “I mean at that point like I, especially cause I had reached out and been like ‘hey we should collab’, and Anthony was always very polite…”
Anthony: [laughs]
Ian: “…but would decline. So I think at that point I had totally resigned myself to thinking that like, you know Anthony doesn’t have any interest in being in Smosh again.”
Anthony: “Did you ever take any of that personally?
Ian: “Umm…”
Anthony: “I always tried to word it in a way where you knew it wasn’t about you.”
Ian: “Yeah, no, I don’t think I ever took it personally. I think I was always like frustrated…”
Anthony: [laughs]
Ian: “…because I was like, this is, ‘we could get views man!’. It was always like-“
Anthony: “Yeah, I was almost like I don’t want to give Defy views like, it sucks though that you, obviously Smosh, it was like I didn’t mind necessarily giving the views to Smosh, but like to Defy and it’s just like a shitty situation because you were obviously under the umbrella of Defy. But you know through that whole process, Ian and I connected a little bit, but I was really kind of just observing from the outside and it was wild to witness this, I still harboured a lot of resentment towards Smosh because of all the Defy stuff, and part of me was like ‘dang, this brand that Ian and I built is just totally on its own like- not on its own, but like it’s just doing stuff that I have no, I’m not a part of it at all, it’s just like this amorphous thing that’s just like evolving, but I will say from the outside I was, I was really impressed with how Ian helmed that ship and making sure that- I was really appreciative too, that Smosh didn’t just end up going to some company that just picked it apart and sold all of our assets, sold our logo to be used in some you know way, god knows what, and then you know the content just starts showing up in all these different ways and it’s all chopped up and bastardised.”
Ian: “Like we now get to do the chopping up and bastardisation.”
Anthony: “Yeah, that’s our- that’s my god damn right! Um… but you know also I got to see Ian step up as a leader in many ways and decide on the creative direction and at a certain point I feel like you know because Ian you were so like [shrugs] ‘well you know we’re pretty [mumbles]’, like I don’t know, I think that kind of sums up the way that you kind of uh [laughs] thought about the leadership [shrugs and mumbles again giving an impression of Ian’s nonchalantness towards the leadership role], and I think that was one of the things that silently frustrated me that I never openly spoke about. I was like, ‘I wish you had more of an opinion, more of a drive to creatively, you know to see this go in the direction that you see creatively’, so when I saw from the outside Ian taking this lead and having you know opinions that he put his foot down on and leading this entire cast and elevating everyone for their strengths and also showing up himself as a host, and a leader, and a boss… and a daddy.”
Ah shit, here we go again…
The daddy thing aside, what Anthony said about watching Ian step up into that leadership role from the outside is something he’s spoken about many times and will forever be something I love. Just that recognition of the role Ian had to play for Smosh to be exactly where that is now. I love that it’s something he continually brings up and as stated in the quote above, tells Ian how he appreciates the fact he stayed with Smosh and the hard work he put in so that they could once again own what is rightfully theirs.
Anthony: “…I think that was one thing that really made me interested in the prospect of coming back in and joining forces again. I think there was a while, especially because we didn’t communicate, where I felt like if I did come back in like ‘it would all be up to me again’ and I would have to figure everything out and you know Ian wouldn’t necessarily have the input because he’s so grateful for just being there in the first place that he wouldn’t necessarily want to put his foot down but I saw that would be something that you would take, you know help me take the lead on and it’s been really cool coming back together and feeling like we are two entities who are completely on the same page with everything but also we can separate from each other every once and a while and take our own lead in doing things working towards the same goal, but I didn’t feel like it was all on my shoulders anymore, Ian had, you were forced into that position, and you were forced to learn very quickly, but you did, and now we’re able to run this thing as a duo who also have independent ideas and you know creatively are able to put our foot down where it needs to.”
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Jon: [asks why Anthony decided to come back despite having his own success independently]
Anthony: [talks about seeing old clips of their sketches online and how he had resigned himself to thinking their old content was only good because of the nostalgia making him imagine it fondly] “…but watching the clips I was like ‘wait, our writing…’ , there was obviously a lot of shitty stuff, but our writing at times was really, really solid and our, the chemistry we had together off-camera and on-camera was really strong, and we fit together in this way where we kind of balanced each other out and we were able to create stuff that was really, really solid that I hadn’t found in anyone else separately. I’d found also that Ian you told me you also realised the same thing, that the way that we work together is kind of like this magical combination that we haven’t really found anywhere else.”
They make me fucking SOB 😭 I cannot resist when they talk about their connection with one another and the chemistry they have together, and how it’s something they’ve never found in anyone else. It’s so special. THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
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Ian: [talking about how they want to make content they believe in and not just to make money and how their focus now is quality over quantity]
Anthony: [agrees and talks about how their approach is on being excited about the content itself and what viewers would most love to see rather than thinking of only pleasing the inventors like it was in the past with Defy]
Jon: “Yeah, it’s amazing how, I mean feelings matter when it comes to a creative business.”
Anthony: “Yeah, especially when you’re operating from a creative place, you know it’s not, we’re not just in the operations of the business, in fact I think it’s really good that we are, you know our faces are attached to it, our creative endeavours are fully public, our friendship is public. All these things, you know I feel like if all these things weren’t fully visible I could see some world where I’m like well, you know operating from a place of like ‘we’re just investors’, but I’m really glad that we, we’re in the same position now that we were in when we first started, which is us being two really, really close friends who love making each other laugh, love spending time together, love creating stuff together, love capturing the magic that we feel when we’re hanging out together and enjoying our time together and displaying that for other people to enjoy as well.”
Oh look, it’s me crying again 😩
I know I already included this quote earlier in this post, but of course had to touch on it again. It truly was just a roundabout way of Anthony saying ‘we’re two really, really close friends who love each other.’ But also talking about how they feel it’s ‘magic’ when they’re together and how they want to share that with others 🥹😭
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Ian: [talks about how great the efficiency of the Smosh office space is]
Anthony: “It’s really cool, we almost have a blank slate to build out this place and make it work perfectly for exactly what we need and when we have multiple other channels; we have Smosh Pit, which is the channel where a group of people, you know we have a cast of really incredible people that helped in many ways keep the Smosh brand alive while I was gone, and you know Ian you helped elevate all of these really talented people and performers.”
A little 2 for 1 compliment from Anthony there, both for the cast and for Ian, of course. Again, something he’s mentioned before and think it’s really great how much he recognises everyone’s efforts in keeping Smosh going as well as Ian’s.
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[I&A alking about their writing process]
Anthony: “I’ll be sitting there with the laptop writing out all our ideas. We’ll kind of be, lately because this is this very early stages, we’ll go back through some of our old videos, I’m like ‘here I really like that one element of this old sketch, this kind of idea’ and it’s usually like us going head to head on something, us working together to solve a problem, us going against some kind of like- us joining forces to go against some kind of evil thing, or us like trying to one up each other, and mess with each other, and ruin each other’s day, like we’ll figure out one kind of a through-line for the plot and then we just start throwing out a bunch of ideas. But I’ll start writing it out and then Ian will, he always gets, like actually the thing that always happens is Ian goes [imitates Ian’s laugh] ‘this is a really stupid idea’ and I’m like ‘what is it?’ [fakes typing] and I’m ready to type it out and he tells me the idea and it’s usually really, really funny, and if it’s not then I usually get an idea, I’m like ‘okay, I see where you’re going with that but I don’t think that works because of this, I think that we could go somewhere down here’ and I think that the interesting part of that process is it doesn’t ever seem like any of us is just like ‘no, that’s stupid’ or anything like that…”
Again, another thing Anthony continually brings up is the “stupid” (according to Ian) ideas that Ian throws out. Which are something he’s mentioned being his favourite, and how those are the ones he’s always most excited/intrigued for.
Anthony: [continues on about their writing process and how he’s in charge of the formatting and feels he’s good at picking out which ideas work and which don’t]
Ian: “Yeah, and I think some people would get- could get frustrated at something like that but I think Anthony and I have a specific shorthand, and I think we understand each other in a way that we never other found creative partners that quite clicked with us like we do in the time that we were apart. I feel like I didn’t quite, I felt like I was kind of like operating at like 70% and I never, like I still had great people that I was working with and really, really funny people that I was working with, but I never felt like I was contributing at a level that I should’ve been, that I can with Anthony.”
Once more them bringing up this connection with one another that they’ve never found with anyone else. I’ve said it so many times, but it’s so special. And Ian and Anthony realise how special it is.
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Jon: [asks if the change in the algorithm is something they think about when writing jokes that could ruin monetisation for them and how they protect themselves against that]
Anthony: “Yeah, every once and a while we run into something where we’re like ‘that’s pushing it a little bit’ and what we do because we have the backup of having memberships, it gives us a little bit of leeway to be like ‘but that’s the funniest joke.’ But I think it’s actually really interesting and one thing that Ian and I do really well, is we work really well with limitations, like the more limited something gets, as long as I have freedom within that limitation, I think that our stuff gets really strong. In the early days we were literally making things out of cardboard, we created you know that Boxman character because we didn’t have any budget all we had was- we were looking around for props in my bedroom and we have this cardboard box there, like we work really well within like confined spaces and every once and a while it’s like ‘oh that joke it’s kind of pushing it in a way that might not really do well, it could get the video just like- not even just demonetised but blacklisted and like then the audience doesn’t even see it’ and we’re like ‘is there a funnier way to do this that still works?’ and 9 times out of 10 we think of a funnier idea that I’m like ‘if I were given these two options I would choose this one anyway’ so it doesn’t feel like a compromise, it feels like a bonus.”
You know I live for the individual compliments they give to one another, but every so often we get these compliments where they compliment themselves as well as the other and I love it because it goes back to their dynamic again and how well they work together to solve issues as a team.
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[I&A watch old news clip of them from 2006 when they were creating the first Food Battle]
Anthony: “… but it was so cool, you know that was, that literally showed where the first videos that we ever made happened; It was in my bedroom at my mom’s house, and that is what our life was like, just sitting there on the computer getting excited about ideas and I think Ian was the one that suggested the ‘2006’, you know so I was there implementing these ideas and I would have a great time editing these things and learning how to edit in the process and Ian would, because he wasn’t editing, his brain was free to come up with all these insane ideas and he was like ‘oh do 2006 and have it crash together!’ and then I learned how to make the graphics come on-screen and like all these explosions and sound effects and I think that showed the dynamic between us, of me sitting there implementing these ideas and finding a way to one-up or guide some of the ideas, throw out the stuff that didn’t work super well, telling him like ‘I think we could do better with that one’ and Ian just sitting there and spitballing ideas and it’s just really cool to see that.”
And again, more talk of their dynamic. It’s definitely one of the things they recognise most about their connection with each other, and how it balances them and the way they work out so perfectly.
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Jon: “The number 6 seems to be really important in your journey.”
[I&A laugh]
Jon: “I don’t know what is up with that, but 2005 you guys uploaded your first video. 2011, 6 years later, you sold. 6 years after that, 2017, you [Anthony] left. 6 years later, you guys bought it back. And I think it was 6 years and 6 days to the date, when I was looking at it…”
Anthony: “For the announcement? Yeah.”
Jon: “For the announcement.”
Anthony: “None of those things were planned to be 6 years. It just was.”
Ian: “Was it in June too?”
Anthony: “Yup.”
Ian: “Sixth month.”
Yes!! I was so excited when this was brought up! Gonna refer you guys back to this post I made about Angel Numbers. Know it’s not the type of thing everyone believes in, but I don’t think anyone can deny there is a pattern there with them and the number 6. And it’s something they notice themselves too.
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Anthony: [talking about comments of people finding that same joyful absurdity in Smosh sketches again that they felt when they were kids] “I think a lot of us got kind of trapped in this cycle of looking at really dark content for a long time, and we started to feel like the world was a dark and scary place and just kind of feel shitty, and creating this stuff and consuming this type of content I hope it can help remind people that there is a little bit of light in the world, and capturing, like having that special dynamic with a friend, or with a group of friends is really special.”
“having that special dynamic with a friend” just wanted to point out that he looked over at Ian when he said this 🥹
And with one last reiteration of their special dynamic, that brought us to the end of the interview.
Submissive and Breedable
Yes. It is time to talk about ‘that’ moment. And don’t tell me there wasn’t something complimentary in it! That’s why I’m including it. Anyways, yes, Anthony called Ian “submissive and breedable” 🫠
You’ve all probably seen the clip by now but just to provide the context anyways. In the BTS they’re sitting on the couch together and Ian jokes about not being able to get up :-
Ian: “I’m almost 40, I can barely get up. Help… help… help…”
Anthony: “You’re on your own.” [laughs] “Why do you look so submissive and breedable right now?”
I hate him, I really do (affectionate) 🤦‍♀️
So yeah, that was a thing that happened… 👀
Stuck In A Toilet - Flashback w/ Smosh
After a week of Twitter shenanigans (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x) (x) and a roundabout way of promoting Food Battle, we got another eps of Flashback. This is when they were beginning to get sick but I don’t think realised they had covid yet. Anthony wasn’t too bad but Ian was sneezing and yawning throughout it. The one little complimentary moment I wanted to include was from one of those moments where Ian yawned and Anthony reached over to rub his shoulder which was very sweet ☺️ I actually posted the clip here for anyone interested.
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Another small little moment that I took as complimentary happened towards the end of the video was them discussing their old hairstyles and Ian was asked whether he’d ever bring the bowl back and he said that he doesn’t think his hair has the same thickness so he doesn’t think he’d be able to achieve it. He then tries to style his hair back into a bowl :-
Anthony: “Oh shit, he’s doing it! He’s doing it!”
Ian: “My hair’s pretty long right now.”
Anthony: “Yeah, you can do it. I really think you’d be able to rock it just the same.”
Just love how Anthony’s always bigging him up to make him feel more confident LIKE YES! YOU TELL HIM ANTHONY!
Extended Livestream
So this livestream was to make up for the few that they’d missed. They had a lot to cover, including the “submissive and breedable” moment :-
[chat comment: ‘Is Ian looking submissive and breedable right now?’]
Anthony: [looks Ian up and down] “Yes.”
Ian: “You think so? Aw, shoot.”
Anthony: “Yes, he really do be looking submissive and breedable right now.”
Anthony needs to relax, I swear 😩 (we love it tho)
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[reacting to Ian pulling out a hammer in the Cursed Magic 8 Ball sketch]
Anthony: “This was such a random moment. This was definitely an Ian joke, I love it though.”
He truly loves that boy’s humour so much, it’s one of his most favourite things about him ☺️
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[talking about Anthony’s hideout in the sketch]
Anthony: “The secret hideout looked cozy as fuck.”
Ian: “Yeah, dude. It was hot as hell in there too, right?”
Anthony: “It was hot though, yeah, cause there were lights obviously. So these Christmas lights were not LED so they were producing a lot of heat and uh, my body, quite warm…”
Ian: “Cause you’re, submissive and breedable…”
Anthony: “Yes. Yes, Ian.”
THEYRE SO ANNOYING 😩 just had to include this moment since the shoe was on the other foot and it was Ian’s turn to call Anthony the now infamous quote.
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[chat comment: Ian’s gone from looking like a depressed middle-aged dad to super happy and sparkling]
Anthony: “Awww, you’re sparkling.”
That’s right Anthony! And it’s all because of you 🥹 he lets him Bejeweled ✨
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[signing out the livestream and Ian says he still has covid brain because he can’t get his word out]
Anthony: [talking about seeing everyone in the next livestream] “And until then, I will nurse Ian back to health.”
Ian: “Please. I am submissive and healable.”
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
Very cute how Anthony said he’d nurse him back to health though.
And on that note, that brought us to the end of October…
November 2023
Food Battle Trailer Watch Party + Tier List
So November rolled around and it was time for Food Battle promo. In this livestream they watched the 2023 trailer, plus ranked all the previous Food Battle’s. And in it we got this moment :-
[reacting to this still]
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Ian: “Yo, that butt though.”
Anthony: “Yeah, that donk goes hard.”
Okay Anthony… 👀😏
Food Battle 2006 VS 2016 (Flashback w/ Smosh)
So this Flashback they had Courtney and Chanse on for, in which we got this moment :-
[watching Food Battle 2016]
Ian: “This hair though. Not a vibe.”
Chase: “The hair’s not a vibe.”
Courtney: “You figured it out.”
Ian: “That’s Ghostmates. That’s Ghostmates hair.”
Chanse: “You figured it out now.”
Anthony: “Oh, you figured it out, daddy.”
He does this to torture me I tell you.
Also I’m all for Courtney’s suggestion at the end of the video for them to stare into each other’s eyes for 4 minutes whilst calling each other ‘daddy’. Just tell us how many views to make it happen boys!
We Roast Anthony With Memes (Who Meme’d It)
I have been dying to talk about this! Because it was a crossover of all my favourite people Ian and Anthony + Taylor 🙌 I actually made a video out of these moments here. So they had Anthony on ‘Who Meme’d It’ with Courtney and Angela, along with a lot of the cast and crew watching from the sidelines.
One of the memes was this one comparing Ian and Anthony to Taylor and Travis, and Angela explains the meaning behind it to Anthony about the whole ‘Taylor put Travis on the map’ meme and how people only started caring about him when he started dating Taylor, and in this meme they were comparing Ian to Travis and Anthony to Taylor 😭
But Anthony was not having that!
Anthony: “That’s not fair to Ian. That’s messed up. Ian carried this company for 6 years!”
You tell ‘em Anthony! 😤
But yes I was living for the crossover plus Anthony defending Ian on top of that! It was like that moment was specifically curated for me 😌
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Another moment of Anthony defending Ian in the video was when the meme about Ian’s very limited clothing options popped up 🤭
Again, Anthony was not having it :-
Anthony: [laughing] “That is fucked!”
Ian: [comes out to compare the current shirt he’s wearing to the one’s in the picture]
Anthony: “He has a fourth [shirt].”
Ian: “No, that’s a different shirt [on the board].”
Anthony: “Yeah, there’s no pocket on that one.”
Ian: “Yeah, see the no pocket?” Different shirt. Different shirt.”
Anthony: “Wow, Ian has five shirts.”
Love Anthony sticking up for him here! Just like shouting over everyone else to be in his corner, it’s very sweet ☺️
Food Battle 2023 Watch Party
Food Battle 2023 finally arrived and of course we got a livestream with the boys which included some complimentary moments :-
Ian was unhappy with how his hair looked in the scenes where they were on the roof in Food Battle because the wind was blowing it. He mentioned this in the stream and Anthony kept trying to reassure him that it was fine and saying his own hair was messed up 🥺
Ian: “I just hate how the direction of this wind was blowing was not ideal, I did not take that into consideration when we set up this shot.”
Anthony: “Yeah, Ian was not happy that his hair was all fucked up.”
Ian: “My hair is massively fucked for this entire [scene].”
Anthony: “But I was like it works for the final scene.”
Ian: “Yeah, it like makes me look insane, that’s fine.”
Anthony: “Well me too, when I stand up. I’ll show you in a bit. I’ll point it out.”
[watching the bit in question]
Anthony: “I look insane with my hair there.”
Ian: “Yeah, but, you think your hair looks insane. Look at this, look at this bullshit. What is that?”
Anthony: “It just looks like the wind’s blowing on you. Or it looks like you’re like an infant in a cartoon and that’s how they draw your hair.”
Ian: “What even is that? What would you even call this?”
Anthony: “The floof. The wispy floof.”
Just love Anthony trying to make him feel better 🥹
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[cuts to the end screen and the close up shot of Ian and Anthony’s asses in the BTS]
Anthony: “Oh. Oh man. No, it’s so good.”
Anthony’s got a thing for Ian’s assets 😏
And in saying that it leads me on to the last compliment from this stream :-
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We finally got Anthony’s thoughts of Ian in the maid outfit :-
Anthony: “Okay, alright, thoughts on the maid outfit.”
Ian: “What do you mean thoughts on the maid outfit?”
Anthony: “I thought it was a pretty good outfit.”
Ian: “Yeah, it’s hot. I think we both agree on that.”
Anthony: “It accentuates all the right places.”
Told you he loves Ian’s assets 🤭
Try Not To Laugh Challenge - Ian’s Birthday
So Anthony along with the cast, crew and some special guests done a TNTL for Ian’s birthday, it included multiple moments of them cheering, clapping and celebrating him but a lot of their bits were roasts to him, but of course his bestie came through as always :-
[Anthony comes out for his bit and starts playing music from the keyboard]
Anthony: “Hey, so you know when you found out that we were going to be buying Smosh back and you decided to get hot.”
Posted a clip of this moment here.
Have nothing more to add, what Anthony said speaks for itself.
Zach Sang Show Interview
So the boys went on the Zach Sang show and covered a lot of different topics and talked about their YouTube journey, and of course their reuniting was brought up :-
Dan: “How did you guys reconnect? Like who reached out to who? Or did you guys sit down one day together?”
Ian: “A friend of mine, I was talking to her about Anthony and she was like ‘you should reach out to him, like what are you doing’.”
Anthony: “What were you saying to her about me? Like ‘oh this old friend of mine’.”
Ian: “Well cause I was like telling her about, I was telling her about Smosh and you know talking about you and yeah I think she could kind of like saw, you know there’s still like, I still, you know I spoke fondly of you and everything, so she was like ‘you should get back together with him’.”
I know we already knew this story, but now with the inclusion of the fact that Ian was speaking fondly about Anthony is so sweet to hear 🥹
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Zach: “What have you learned about each other from this second Smosh chapter? Or whatever you would describe it, this… rekindling? Or resurrection?”
Anthony: “One thing that stands out to me is how much Ian was forced to step up into the leader position, cause you know for so many years as we were working together, you know Ian was really like ‘go with the flow’, and that’s where we actually excelled was that dynamic between us, was I would take a little bit more of the leadership role, little bit more like rigid, like ‘get this thing done. figure out this thing. I have this to-do list and these goals’ and I was like kinda doing that kind of thing, all the programming and stuff. While Ian was a lot more focused on just being creative and shooting out ideas, and that’s where I think the dynamic between us really flourished, but now, you know I’ve kinda been, because I’ve been off on my own I’ve been forced to kind of hone in on that creative, go with the flow side, while Ian’s been forced to hone in on that leadership mentality, and I think it’s really cool to see that side of both of us flourish.”
Know we’ve also heard this multiple times before, but I just love when Anthony admires how much Ian stepped up into that leadership role after he left, even though it wasn’t what Ian necessarily wanted. But that recognition now from Anthony is such growth, and I love how it’s something he continually points out and praises him for.
Ian: [talks about how he felt he was thrown into the deep end to be a leader when Anthony left, and even though it was hard he’s glad he stuck with Smosh as he still saw the potential it had]
Anthony: “Yeah, and I really respect Ian pulling Smosh through just so many years of all that difficulty, kind of like tredging through this like swamp with this company and turning it, and keeping it alive, keeping it thriving, creating new formats and shows and highlighting the cast and you know growing it into what it became when I decided that you know it was time, we could do this again, and I think in the final years of me being at Smosh I started to resent everything. I started to resent you know the parent company and kind of what they turned Smosh into, and how Ian and I lost our friendship in some ways because of it, but also because of ourselves, and I think because I in part of that I was resenting Ian in part of that, I think I forgot to really respect and honour the work that Ian had put into it, and I think part of me because I felt like so much of it was out of my control and you know I felt like ‘if it was all in my control this would have been fine’ you know what kind of a story that I built in my head, so I think I started to resent Ian and the way that the company had went so it was really cool to be watching from a distance and as I started to reconnect with Ian and everything to kind of start to understand that mindset that he had, why he stuck around, what he has built it into, and you know growing into this leadership position and taking all these roles on that he didn’t want and you know all these positions that I felt like I was thrown into Ian was now being thrown into…”
Again, that recognition for all Ian’s hard work and about how difficult it must’ve been for him to be thrown into that role when he left.
Anthony: [talks about how he feels his upbringing affected him resenting and being frustrated with that leadership role when he was at Smosh because of the responsibilities he had to take on for his family due to his mom’s agoraphobia] “So I felt like I dealt with Smosh like that to a certain degree and I think that part of me was trying to have Ian be like co-running it entirely, like 50/50 and I got in my head like ‘it needs to be 50/50’ because I think that I wanted that kind of in my childhood home, so because Ian was so much more focused on being more creative and in many ways keeping Smosh fun, which I feel is at the heart of Smosh, I think a part of me resented Ian for not taking on that leadership role with me as much, and you know I think one element of us reconnecting is Ian really has taken on that leadership role and I don’t feel it’s on my shoulders anymore to that same degree and Smosh, you know Ian kept Smosh alive and thriving for 6 years while I was gone, I don’t feel now like it’s hanging on by a thread that I’m holding on to, it feels like it can live and thrive on it’s own and Ian’s there to back me up whenever I need it.
I’ll forever love this dynamic between them now, again it’s something we’ve heard from them before, how they share that leadership now. I’m so glad they have that in each other, because as they’ve spoken about, it’s a lonely job being the boss, so having a partner in that, someone who is your equal to share that load with makes all the difference, which is something we’ve seen manifest over and over again, especially in regards to Ian, and it’s something he’s spoken about himself, just how much happier he is that he knows he has Anthony there backing him up. I just think it’s so special that they have that in each other.
Daddy 2.0
So everyone has been simping for Ian in his priest costume for Anthony’s Funeral Roast, and rightfully so :-
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Andrew Scott who?
And of course Mr No.1 Ian simp himself, Mr Anthony Padilla is at the forefront :-
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Numerous other Smosh members commented on the post, but Chanse and Amanda’s were the thirstiest two :-
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And who was out here lurking in Ian’s comments liking each and every one including those^^ two…
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Real subtle as always, Anthony 🤭
Ian’s Birthday
Just wanted to include a little bit about Ian’s birthday since I did for Anthony’s, and similar to his, it was more complimentary-by-extension, but still as utterly cute ☺️
Of course as his No.1 fan this day must be just as equally exciting for Anthony - a full day to celebrate Ian! (Not that he doesn’t do that every day tho)
We got this adorable birthday post from Ian of Anthony giving him his gift :-
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Of course inspired by the recurring joke created by Shayne in this video that Ian is Chumbawamba’s No.1 fan 😄
And Anthony’s comment
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‘Birthday boy’ gets me 🥹
Another sweet little moment from the day was this video that I posted here of the cast and crew bringing Ian a cake and singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to him, I put this in my tags at the time, but notice how Anthony’s right in there front and centre to celebrate him 😭 It’s also the first birthday Anthony has properly been able to celebrate with him in so long given they had only just re-connected before Ian’s birthday last year so things were still new, so I’m sure this time around it was so special for them to be able to celebrate both their birthdays together for the first time in so many years 🥰
And with that, that brings us to an end on October and November. One more month left of this year and I can’t wait to see what that’ll bring us. I’ll see you guys next time 💖
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zapreportsblog · 7 months
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My power is out and it gave inspiration😌
Wolf pack X reader (any characters)
How would the wolf pack comfort the reader (who is afraid of the dark) when the power is out?
Awww I’m sorry this is happening, hopefully alls good and your power restarted back :) remember to be safe during this time even if it isn’t a life and def situation
❝checking in on you❞
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✭ pairing : seth clearwater x reader
✭ fandom : twilight
✭ summary : after a power outage takes place Seth makes sure to check in on his bestfriend (y/n), he makes sure everything’s okay on her end especially since she’s scared of the dark and even keeps her company
✭ authors note : my mom and aunt just learnt my boyfriend bisexual and I’m pansexual and they find it weird, help I’m dying
✭ twilight masterlist
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The city was plunged into darkness as the power outage swept through the neighborhood. Streetlights blinked out one by one, leaving only a soft glow from the moon and the distant twinkle of stars. Seth sighed, realizing he'd have to abandon his plans for the evening. But his concern wasn't just for himself; it was for his best friend, (Y/N).
(Y/N) had always been terrified of the dark. Even as children, she'd insist on having a nightlight and keeping her bedroom door cracked open. As they grew older, her fear didn't diminish. If anything, it had intensified. Seth had often teased her about it, but he understood that fear was irrational and deeply ingrained.
As the power outage persisted, Seth's worry for (Y/N) grew. He knew she lived alone, and he couldn't shake the feeling that she might be struggling in the complete darkness. Grabbing his phone and a small flashlight, he made his way to his front door. He wasn't going to let (Y/N) face this alone.
Seth's heart raced as he approached (Y/N)'s apartment building. He texted her to let her know he was coming up, hoping that she hadn't already fallen asleep in the pitch-black apartment. The hallway was dimly lit by emergency lights, casting an eerie glow on the walls. He knocked gently on her door, his heart pounding louder with each passing second.
The door cracked open, revealing (Y/N)'s wide eyes, illuminated by the weak light. "Seth?" she asked, surprise evident in her voice.
"Hey, it's me," Seth said, mustering a reassuring smile. "Just thought I'd check on you. Are you okay?"
(Y/N) hesitated for a moment before nodding. "I... I'm okay. It's just... really dark."
Seth understood her struggle. He stepped inside, pulling out his flashlight and casting a gentle beam around the room. "Well, lucky for you, I brought some extra light," he joked, trying to lighten the mood.
(Y/N) managed a small laugh, her tension easing a bit. "Thanks, Seth."
"No problem," he replied, scanning the apartment. "You know, I've got plenty of scary stories to keep us distracted from the darkness."
(Y/N) rolled her eyes playfully. "Oh, great. That's exactly what I need right now."
Seth chuckled and found a couple of candles in (Y/N)'s kitchen. After a bit of fumbling, he managed to light them, casting a warm and flickering glow around the room. (Y/N) visibly relaxed, her shoulders dropping as the darkness was pushed back.
They settled on the couch, talking and laughing like they always did. Seth made sure to keep an eye on the time, knowing that the power could come back on at any moment. But even when it did, he didn't rush to leave. (Y/N) seemed calmer now, and he was enjoying the company as much as she was.
As the hours passed, the power was eventually restored, filling the apartment with light once again. (Y/N) let out a relieved sigh, her fear subsiding completely.
"Thanks for staying with me, Seth," she said, giving him a grateful smile.
Seth shrugged, trying to play it cool. "No big deal. Friends look out for each other, right?"
(Y/N)'s smile grew wider, and she bumped her shoulder gently against his. "Right."
As Seth got up to leave, he realized that sometimes, being there for someone meant more than just words. It was the presence, the effort, and the willingness to stand by them in the darkest of times. And as he walked back to his own apartment, he couldn't help but feel grateful for the bond he shared with (Y/N), one that could weather any storm, even if it was just a power outage.
The memory of that night stuck with Seth, a reminder of the deep connection he shared with (Y/N). Days turned into weeks, and life resumed its usual pace. But Seth couldn't shake the feeling that (Y/N) might need him again, even without a power outage as an excuse.
One evening, as Seth was engrossed in a book, his phone buzzed with a message. It was from (Y/N).
Seth's heart skipped a beat. He quickly typed a response.
A few minutes later, they were seated in their favorite coffee shop, a cozy corner away from the bustling crowd.
Seth leaned in, his concern evident. "What happened?"
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and there was this noise. It sounded like... footsteps in my apartment."
Seth's brow furrowed. "Footsteps? Are you sure it wasn't just your imagination?"
(Y/N) replies, “No I know what I heard and seen.”
Seth's protective instincts kicked in. "Did you call the police?"
(Y/N) nodded. "Yes, but by the time they arrived, there was no one there. They said it might have been a false alarm, but Seth, I'm really scared."
Seth reached across the table, placing a comforting hand on hers. "I'm here for you, (Y/N). We'll figure this out together."
(Y/N) managed a small smile, her tension easing with his reassurance. "That's why I called you. I knew you'd understand."
Seth was determined to help her regain her sense of security. "Do you want me to stay over for a few nights? Just until you feel better?"
)Y/N)’s eyes filled with gratitude. "Would you? I don't want to impose, but..."
"No imposition at all," Seth insisted. "I'll be there for you, just like that night during the power outage."
Over the next few nights, Seth stayed at (Y/N)’s apartment. They spent evenings watching movies, playing board games, and talking about everything and nothing. The shadowy presence that had haunted (Y/N)’s thoughts seemed to fade in the face of their companionship.
One evening, while they were lounging on the couch, (Y/N) chuckled. "Remember how you used to tease me about being scared of the dark?"
Seth grinned. "Yeah, and now I'm the one keeping watch."
(Y/N) playfully nudged his arm. "Well, you're a good friend, Seth. I appreciate everything you're doing for me."
Seth shrugged, trying to play it cool. "It's what friends are for."
As time went on, (Y/N)’s unease gradually dissolved, replaced by a growing sense of safety. The apartment that had once been shrouded in shadows was now a place of comfort, thanks to Seth's unwavering support.
One night, as Seth was getting ready to head back to his own place, (Y/N) walked him to the door. "Thanks for staying with me, Seth. I really couldn't have done it without you."
Seth smiled warmly. "Anytime, (Y/N). You know I've got your back."
(Y/N) hesitated for a moment before standing on her tiptoes and giving Seth a quick hug. "You're the best."
Seth felt his heart swell with affection. "You're pretty amazing yourself."
As he walked back to his apartment, Seth couldn't help but feel grateful for the bond they shared. It was a bond that had weathered both literal and metaphorical darkness, and had only grown stronger as a result. And though the shadows of uncertainty might occasionally resurface, Seth knew he and (Y/N) could face them together, their friendship a beacon of light guiding the way.
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vshushmshu · 4 months
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pickup lines
usually the red eared slider’s flirts and compliments were flowery, over the top with heaps of silly, and you would roll your eyes at each and every one. grand sweeping gestures, an arm slung around your neck, or running his thumb over your knuckles with a wiggle of brows that didn’t actually exist. it was entertaining, something you would never actually admit outloud, so you never really shut down his teasing. you only let it happen for the hell of it. yeah.
a wink that looked as if his eye momentarily had an uncontrollable spasm, “i would never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.”
you grimaced as he walked over to sit beside you on the rooftop, “i honestly wish i could hide from this.”
finger guns, “are you from tennessee?? because you’re the only ten-i-see!”
a huff, looking over the city once more before you stopped patrolling for the night, “new york, buddy.”
“you never humor me…”
“you have no idea.”
an irritatingly wide smile, leo splayed out on your bed, “this might sound cheesy, but i think you’re really grate.”
you turn from your homework to cock a brow at him, “…puns? really? you’re stooping to puns now?”
“hey, a turtle’s gouda do what he’s gouda do.”
“i hate you.”
“awww, i love you too!!!”
you were drawing with mikey when your self-proclaimed bestie barreled in, “i seem to have!! lost my phone number!!!! can i have yours?”
the orange clad turtle seemed to be holding in the fattest cackle, so you ignored him to look at leo with a fairly neutral expression, “i thought you already had my number?”
“yeah, but i kinda… deleted it just to make this work..”
“…you’re stupid. i’m friends with an idiot.”
he pouted, until his phone lit up at an unknown number’s message, “and i’m friends with a meanie pants… oh! thanks!”
you shoved your phone back in your pocket while mikey eyed the two of you, his red striped brother already tapping the number into your contact once more, “sure, mhm.”
nabbing a piece of popcorn from your bowl, eyes scrunched from his simper as he glances at you, then lets his eyes land back on raph and april’s mario kart game once more, “it’s a good thing i have a library card, because i am totally checking you out.”
“…aren’t you illiterate or something? do you even know what a library is?”
“shut the fuck up….”
he looked up from his comic as you flopped onto his bed, just having listened attentively to another one of donnie’s infodumps, “did you just come out an oven?”
you huffed, draping an arm over your eyes, “no, leo.”
said turtle leaned over to poke your cheek with a snicker, “‘cause you’re hot.”
“goddammit, leo.”
“is this hogwarts express, because it feels like you and i are going somewhere magical.“
you stared at him as he gestured to a newly opened portal, “man, i swear, are you getting these from buzzfeed articles?? ain’t no way you pulled a harry potter line out your ass like that.”
“…is your name google? ‘cause you got the answers for everything i’m searching for.”
you swore you saw the face of a slider caught, and your eyes twinkled in amusement, “so, you are.”
“LEAVE ME ALONE.”
“your hand looks lonely. want me to hold it for you?”
you readjust your grip on your weapon, eyeing him in a sort of flabbergasted way, “lee, we are literally in the middle of a FIGHT.”
“right, whatever.”
you both were on your phones, the turtle laying on you scrolling through god-knows what, while you watched a video essay on something you were to inevitably forget about. you snickered at an elaborate joke about something or other, and the slider grinned a little, “roses are red, violets are blue. with a smile like that, looks like i’m doomed.”
“…”
you were tempted to kick him off, something inside you churning, but you just refocused on your video once more. his face seemed a little surprised in your peripheral vision, but at what, you couldn’t be sure.
leo sat beside you in blankets, barely conscious in his goofy pajamas during the latter end of a movie night, everyone else already asleep (except for donnie, who could care less about anyone else as his eyes stayed glued to the screen projected on the wall, hyperfixated on a jupiter jim movie he’s no doubt seen a thousand times over), “are you- did you fell from heaven- cause- fuck. i forgot how that one goes.”
you hid a grin behind a facepalm, equally fatigued as his head dipped to rest lightly on your shoulder, neck giving up on keeping it upright, “of course you did.”
sometimes though, those bits of flattery are uttered so quiet, barely above a whisper, the turtle holding such reverence in his tone. like now, just before he drifts off to sleep to no doubt drool all over you, the slider makes himself comfortable buried in your side. you still when his cheek rubs against your shoulder, a content sigh escaping leo while he wraps his arms around you in your shared blanket nest, “hm mwarm… i wish this would last f’rever..”
you can’t doubt that it’s sincere when it’s said like that. you look away from the movie to stare at him with tired eyes, face warm while you fiddled slightly with your fingers, buried under the blankets wrapped around your own body. leo started snoring in record time, light chirps coming from him every time he shifted in his sleep, and you rest your head on his. maybe you wished that too, maybe your mouth twisted into the smallest of frowns, but you decided not to dwell on it.
letting your eyes drift close, and pulling the red eared slider closer, you knew you were going to wake up to dumb pickup lines that held a bit too much sincerity in them. maybe you were glad.
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