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bluesunshine21 · 3 months

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Y/n : Rules are made to be broken!

Bucky:Which is why you're wanted in thirteen countries.

#avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu fandom #quotes #funny texts #bucky barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky x reader

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marvelflame2010 · 7 months

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Y/n in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, 7 espresso shots please.

Shuri behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

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marvellover76 · 3 months

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Wanda, whispering to Pietro: Tell them they look pretty.

Pietro: You look pretty...

Y/n: What did you say?

Pietro: Uh, I said you look shitty! Goodnight Y/n!

Wanda:...*what the fuck*

#Source: i had it but I forgot 😭#this is so funny to me for no reason #pietro maximoff x reader #pietro maximoff x you #wanda x y/n #avengers incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes

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inlovewhithafairytale · 8 months

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Me choosing men

me: ok I'm really sure that this one is a good one.

Friend: apart from the fact that he is fictional, I can't be sure of your judgment when it comes to men.

Me: the men I like are hot you can't deny that.

Friend: yeah, but are we going to ignore the fact that they've KILLED people before?

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themorningsunshine · 2 years

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Y/N : Do you think when butterfiles are in love, they feel humans in their stomach?

Bucky : Y/N, honey, sweetheart, the love of my life, what the FUCK?

#incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #funny #marvel #mcu

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yourloverfromthepast · 2 years

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Y/n, sitting on the windowsill: Wow...*chuckles* The view is gorgeous from up here, isn't it?

Tony, worried af and tired of y/n's bullshits: Don't you fucking dare...

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captainmarvel4ever · 6 months

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#captain marvel #the marvels #carol danvers #marvel #kamala khan #monica rambeau #fyp #marvel x reader #steve rogers #tumblr fyp #iron man #avengers #coquette #slay #lana del rey #funny

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its-really-dry · 1 year

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i love nat with my WHOLE heart, BUT I HAD TO i would like to formally apologise in advance-

[ nat and y/n getting spicy in the bedroom ]

nat: mmph... talk dirty to me baby

y/n: *who is on top of her* what do you mean?

nat: degrade me detka *smirks*

y/n: *still confused* huh?

nat: its kinda like consensual insulting? say something mean *smirks again*

y/n: ohhhhh ok. i don't mean ANYTHING i say, ok?

nat: of course *sedooctevlay* gimme all you got malysh

y/n: alrighty ..... um..... ur such a f**kin wh0r3

nat: mmmm yeahhh-

y/n: i bet u shower NAKED

[ vine boom ]

nat: ????

y/n: yeah! what a sl€t

nat: baby-

y/n: what are u? a hooker who gets zero bi**hes so the only option she got is to wh0r3 herself out to the damn bathroom and its contents???

[ vine boom ]

y/n: the only thing squirtin for u is the shampoo bottle when u squeeze it to wash that split ended, greasy, flat-a$$, no volume hair of urs

[ vine boom ]

y/n: and speaking of "flat-a$$", you FLAT as HELL

[ vine boom ]

y/n: no front

[ vine boom ]

y/n: no back

[ vine boom ]

y/n: bestie u built like a floor-board flown in from hogwarts

[ vine boom ]

nat: i-

y/n: NOBODY knows if they standing infront, or behind u

[ vine boom ]

nat: *in complete shock*

y/n: *smirking* did that make you h0rknee?

nat: um..... for a first try... no im not gonna lie we really need to work on that

#marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff x fem!reader #the avengers x y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff fluff #natasha romanoff x gender neutral reader #natasha romanoff x female #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #marvel funny

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natsarrownecklacx · 1 year

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Thinking about avenger reader who can communicate with Godzilla and can sync with him ( something like between avatar and venom ) Reader can feel what Godzilla feels at times and the other way around. Godzilla is very protective of his human friend. Reader also has a cute lil Godzilla plush cause I said so

#godzilla x reader idea #avenger reader #Wanda trying to be a supportive gf but always fighting w Godzilla cause she wants to make sure your safe #wanda and Godzilla being inna petty fight for your attention would be so funny

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buckystevelove · 1 year

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For the family is everything au, sweetheart is pregnant with the twins and just imagine how they would boy dot on her and take care of here, it might even start to drive her crazy?!? They’re both so overprotective and want to do anything t make her happy. Like she has a craving at 3 am and they’re like fighting to see who’s going to buy it?!? Just an idea

Double Trouble

Pairing: Stucky x Reader

Family is everything

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You never thought you’d have to deal with two overprotective dads, but that’s exactly what you got when you became pregnant with twins. Steve and Bucky were both over the moon at the news, and since then, they’ve been fussing over you non-stop.

It was sweet at first. They would bring you breakfast in bed, rub your feet, and help you with anything you needed. But as the weeks went on, it started to get a little overwhelming. They would hover around you all the time, making sure you didn’t lift anything too heavy, constantly checking to see if you were okay.

You appreciated their concern, you really did. But sometimes it felt like they were treating you like a porcelain doll, like you might break at any moment. And that’s what brought you to this point, sitting on the couch with a pillow propped behind your back, watching as Steve and Bucky argued over who would go to the store to get you ice cream at 3am.

“I’ll go,” Bucky said, standing up from his chair. “You went last time.”

“Yeah, but I went the time before that,” Steve countered. “It’s your turn.”

You sighed and rubbed your belly, feeling the twins kicking inside. “Guys, it’s fine,” you said. “I don’t need anything right now. And even if I did, it’s not like I’m incapable of getting it myself.”

Steve and Bucky both turned to look at you, concern etched on their faces. “We just want to take care of you,” Steve said. “Make sure you’re happy and comfortable.”

“I know,” you said, smiling at them both. “And I appreciate it. But sometimes, it feels like you’re smothering me.”

Bucky sat back down on the couch next to you, taking your hand in his. “We don’t mean to,” he said. “We just love you and the babies so much.”

Steve nodded in agreement. “And we want to make sure everything goes smoothly.”

“I know,” you said, leaning your head against Bucky’s shoulder. “But I’m not helpless. I can take care of myself, and the babies.”

The two men looked at each other, a silent conversation passing between them. Finally, Bucky spoke up. “We’ll try to back off a little,” he said. “But we can’t promise we won’t worry about you.”

You smiled, feeling grateful for their love and concern. “I wouldn’t expect anything less,” you said.

The rest of the night passed without incident, and as you settled into bed, you felt a sense of contentment wash over you. It was reassuring to know that you had two doting fathers by your side, even if they could be a little overprotective at times.

As you drifted off to sleep, you couldn’t help but wonder what the future held for your growing family. But you knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, you would face them together, with Steve and Bucky by your side.

#bucky x reader #bucky x you #avengers x reader #bucky x y/n #bucky barnes fic #bucky x reader fluff #avengers #bucky barnes x female reader #dad!bucky barnes #marvel #steve x reader x bucky #steve rogers x reader funny #steve x reader #stucky fluff #stucky x reader #stucky x reader angst

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melminli · 1 year

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Lost And Never Found

pairing - avengers x female reader

summery - from time to time, things in the avengers tower disappear out of nowhere

"Okay folks, this is getting ridiculous. Who's stealing my toothbrushes?" Steve asked, annoyed as he entered the living room. "This is the third time in two weeks, and I know it was one of you."

Sam looked at him a little confused. "Those are some serious accusations you're throwing out there." He joked before turning sincere. "What are we even supposed to do with your used toothbrushes, though? You sure that you didn't just misplaced them?"

Before he could respond, Steve took a deep breath and massaged his forehead. "No. It's not like I'm doing a marathon around the tower with my toothbrush that I could put it anywhere but in the bathroom." He pointed a finger at the people in the room. "One of you took it." He pronounced, his tone showed that he was not to be convinced.

Tony rolled his eyes after taking a sip of his coffee. "What advantage should we get from your used toothbrushes, Cap? We're not perverts."

In response, the super soldier raised an eyebrow challengingly. "I don't know. Are you?"

A series of sighs rang out from the people present in the room. "It's just a toothbrush, Steve." Bucky said, shrugging his shoulders. "It's not a big deal."

"No." He replied. "It's the principle. You shouldn't take other people's property."

Of course. It's always some principle.

Wait a second. A certain billionaire suddenly remembered something at the current topic. "You know, while we're on the subject of mysterious disappearing toothbrushes, I'm missing two pairs of sunglasses." Tony threw the information into the room to see if a motive could be discerned.

"Hmm. Come to think of it, I'm missing a couple of shirts, but I always thought they got lost in the wash somehow." Bucky answered.

Sam nodded. "I haven't found my cologne once or twice, but I thought it would show up on its own. Don't think that's going to happen anymore."

Now, that was a little unexpected. When the others talked about it like that, it felt less like a coincidence and more like all these things were connected with each other. "So what? We have a thief among us who steals useless stuff?" asked Sam. It sounded a little absurd when spoken out loud.

You entered the room somewhat abruptly in the middle of the conversation. It was too much of a coincidence seeing you walk in after that statement so the others might or might not think that it was a bit suspicious.

"What's up, guys?" You asked as you looked at your phone and plopped down on the couch. You didn't notice the tense mood until you didn't hear a response and looked up to see all eyes on you. "Is something wrong?"

Bucky raised an eyebrow as he asked you. "Are you missing anything lately? Like toothbrushes or sunglasses...or anthing like that?"

You wouldn't lie. Your heart stopped beating for a second. This was kind of a sticky situation you got yourself in since you didn't work well under pressure. "Oh yeah, totally! Uhm...I miss -" your eyes subtly peeked around, stopping in the open kitchen on the other side of the room. "- my microwave."

You said worse things in the past.

"Your microwave?" Tony repeated with a certain undertone that said - at this point, you can just admit it.

"...yeah."

Tony spoke your name warningly, which made you sweat a little. You instinctively searched for escape exits, but the only one you could see was the door where Steve stood, looking at you with his Captain America eyes. Yeah, you didn't think you were going to survive that. Your eyes then looked at the windows, but even then, your succes rate of escaping wasn't exactly high if you considered that you wanted to get out alive. "So no one wants to ask me how school was?" You finally asked.

"Don't change the subject. Also, what are you? Five?" Tony responded without any mercy.

You rolled your eyes. "Alright, I may have taken some of your stuff...you happy now?" You admitted.

A grin graced Tony's face. "I'm always happy when it turns out that I was right. So yeah I feel pretty good right now."

"Well, technically Steve was right. Besides, you too were first against the idea that it was one of us." said Sam.

Now, on any other day, Tony would let this one slide with a sarcastic laugh, but this was about Steve. On top of that, he felt a bit petty today. "The we was referring to as in we the Avengers. The good people." Defended Tony. "You know because...heroes don't steal and stuff or whatever."

"Oh, come on." Groaned Sam. "Don't throw her under the bus like that. How far are you gonna go just to prove that you're right?"

"You don't want to know how far I'll go, bird man."

Steve clapped loudly once to draw attention to himself. "Can we please focus on the situation at hand?" He asked, looking to you.

You shook your head slightly. "I'm fine. You two can keep talking."

Steve ignored that statement and got straight to the point. "Why are you taking our personal stuff? What are you even doing with it?" He finally asked the question that was secretly on everyone's mind.

"Well..." You began laughing a little nervously while avoiding eye contact. "...I kinda sell it online on eBay?"

It took him a second to process that.

"You're selling my used toothbrushes to random people?!"

You pointed your index finger in the air to correct him. "No. I sell Captain America's used toothbrushes to random people. It's hard to believe, but there are some guys out there who pay an insane amount of money for these things." You told him and then remembered how that man wasn't from this century, so he must be a bit weirded out by that information. More than the normal amount.

Tony challenged you in a sarcastic tone. "Maybe as much as I paid for those expensive sunglasses?"

You looked at him judgmentally. "I think you will be fine, Mr. Capitalist."

You had explained it, but Bucky still didn't understand what was going on. "I guess i can understand some shirts and stuff, but the used toothbrushes kinda freak me out if I am being honest. Like, what are they gonna do with them?"

You shrugged. You thought about it yourself every now and then, but not too much so that your morals couldn't keep you from making money. "I don't know. Maybe a new super soldier from the DNA of the left saliva on it? Oh! Or maybe it's some fangirl hoping for an indirect kiss or even better -"

"Okay, that's enough." Steve stopped you before you could elaborate further, trying to keep you from saying something he'd be mulling over for the next few days. He knew that some people could do disturbing things, but he could block it out as long as you didn't say it out loud. "Why am I hoping that it's the first?" He muttered, slightly disappointed in himself.

After that question was answered, a new question opened up in Sam's mind. "What do you need all that damn money for anyway that you're willing to reach for such extreme measures?" He asked, still slightly in shock from the revelation.

You shrugged your shoulders. "Lady Gaga is going on tour and concert tickets are fucking expensive these days." You answered casually. "Might as well get the best view while I am at it."

Teenagers really are relentless these days. None of them said it out loud because they didn't really have to at this point.

Tony asked, a little confused. "You know you could have just asked me if you wanted some money, right?" And stated the obvious.

"Not to be dramatic or anything." You began with a serious tone. "But I'd rather die than do that. Asking others for help...is so embarrassing."

"And stealing is not?"

"Well, it wouldn't be." You stated and then added. "If you guys hadn't figured it out."

There was no need to go further into this aspect, which is why Steve stopped you. "We are not having this conversation again."

"Well, how about you all stop acting like you seriously cared about these little things because I'm gonna cry if you keep going! Four men against a defenseless little girl. Is that what the Avengers are doing these days? Make little girls cry?" You asked in a serious voice and could see their strong demeanor crumble at your words. You didn't feel bad about making them feel guilty since you did feel like crying at the moment.

Steve tried to argue against it. "You gave the exact same speech the last time you were in trouble."

You crossed your arms challengingly. "So what?"

His argument was invalidated. Silence followed for a few seconds until the men finally sighed simultaneously.

They shouldn't let you get away with these things so easily. They really shouldn't, but somehow they still always did.

#marvel #the avengers #avengers x reader #teen reader #funny post #comedy #mcufam #tony stark #steve rogers #x reader #avengers imagine #female reader

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bluesunshine21 · 7 months

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Y/n: I did not sleep a wink last night

Sam: You know what they say? If you can't sleep, it's because someone is thinking about you

Y/n: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning?

Bucky: *starts panicking*

#avengers #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu fandom #quotes #funny texts #bucky barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky x reader

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lovelybarnes · 2 years

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would you rather- p. parker

pairings: peter parker x reader warnings: tiktok trends? about: request! tik tok trend 'would you rather kiss me for 100$ or the prettiest girl for 700$' on peter parker?

your nails absentmindedly tap along to the song in the video you’re watching, the beat subtle underneath the conversation of the couple on the screen. it’s a trend you had only come to recognize because of your friends, pouting over doing it on their boyfriends and receiving a kiss and a proposal for the hundred dollars they were offered. you had laughed and waved them off when they’d tried to convince you to do it, too, but you have to admit that the couple on your screen are cute.

you grin when the boyfriend pretends to think for a second before abruptly tugging his girlfriend to him, pressing his lips to hers. she giggles and kisses his cheek. “good answer,” she winks, heading back to her phone to end the video. it restarts as you take a second to think, pushing your tongue against the inside of your cheek until you decide it won’t hurt to try it.

you check the time and glance back at your door, where peter dotingly walked out a few minutes ago to get you snacks and a bottle of water at your request. he’d been gone for nearly five minutes, so you figure he’ll be back soon and open your camera while you wait for him.

you’re fidgeting with random settings on the camera when he comes back, arms full of what you asked him and far more. you sit up in surprise, eyeing him as he spreads it out on your bed with a silly ta-da motion.

you stare at him for a second, a goofy smile on his lips.

“wow,” you say after a silent second, reaching for your gummies. “i should’ve expected this with my overachiever boyfriend.”

peter hums, pressing a loud kiss to your cheek. “yeah, you really should’ve.”

you work on opening the packet of gummies, only to ultimately let peter open it for you as you furtively turn on your phone and hide it behind your leg when you get your gummies, now neatly torn open.

you lay back, popping a few into your mouth, adjusting the camera so it catches the image of peter in front of you clearly, then you press the red button.

“peter,” you start, controlling your tone so the question seems innocent, as if you just thought of it randomly.

“yeah?” he replies, looking up at you through brown tufts of hair. you want to tuck them away, but he swats at his hair, making you chuckle. he gives you a little smile.

“would you rather kiss me for—”

“hell yeah,” he cuts in, climbing on your bed over the candy, already crawling toward you with determination before you laugh, stopping him.

“i’m not done yet.”

“but i already know my answer,” he whines.

“hush and let me finish,” you insist with a soft pat on his head, brushing away the strands you wanted to before.

“would you rather kiss me for a hundred dollars or—” you raise a finger at him to cut him off when you notice his mouth opening to interrupt you again. “or kiss the prettiest girl in the universe for seven-hundred?”

peter scrunches his nose, shaking his head if to say seriously? and continues to crawl toward you until you have to turn your phone at an awkward angle to capture him in the frame as he kisses you.

he sighs dreamily when he pulls away, pressing his lips to yours again for another soft kiss.

“now i have eight-hundred dollars,” he informs, nudging your nose with his as you laugh, cheeks warm, and trend long-forgotten.

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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inlovewhithafairytale · 5 months

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Ok, so this past year my demons have haunted me. This year im embracing them. French kiss them.... might even fuck them... who knows?

#teen wolf #damon salvatore #damon salvatore smut #avengers x reader #the vampire diaries #theo reaken #marvel #funny #shadow and bone #theo raekan x reader #the originals #stiles stilinski #klaus mikaelson #theo x liam #thiam #supernatural fandom #supernatural

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themorningsunshine · 2 years

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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?!

Bucky: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Y/N: I did?

Bucky: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Y/N. *walks away*

Y/N:

Y/N: He's gone, Sam.

Sam, coming out of the vents with plums stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #funny #marvel #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes #sam wilson

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