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upon-a-starry-night · 11 months

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Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

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takenbypeter · 2 years

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World’s Greatest Cookies

Loki x reader

Word Count: 399

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Based off: which one of your OTP...Drives 20 minutes for those AMAZING chocolate chip cookies at that truck stop

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Loki was prideful, everyone knew that, but you never expected that to come up even with sweets.

“Loki! You’ve got to try these cookies. They’re from that new food truck down on James Avenue. My coworkers were saying they’re the best cookies they’ve ever tried.” You said, pulling out one round treat for you before pulling out the other for him.

You both bite into the cookies getting the first taste and you immediately sigh out of deliciousness. “So good,” you breathed. Loki scrunched his face at the cookie, “It’s good, but it’s nothing compared to the treats on Asgard.”

You pout at his negative reaction, “are you kidding? These are the best cookies I have ever tried.”

Loki’s eyebrows raise, in a way that said, of course you’d say that and you roll your eyes at the god before happily finishing your cookie. For the next few days you go out of your way to get those cookies, always buying one for you and one for Loki, even though he continued to claim they weren’t all that. You did this for a little bit, until one day you stopped.

“No cookies today?” He asked, noticing you arrive empty handed. “Yeah, I don’t want to be traveling twenty minutes just for cookies,” you explain, surprised he even asked.

Loki would never admit it, but he was actually looking forward to the treat, having developed a taste for it. The next day you arrive from work and set your stuff on the counter, before noticing the small colorful bag in the corner.

“What’s this?” You ask, grabbing the bag.

His eyes leave whatever he was tending to and drift to you, “I got you those cookies that you love so dearly.”

“You got the cookies!” You shout, enthusiastically ripping the bag open. “I still don’t know what you like so much about them, but I guess if it makes you happy,” he says, stepping closer to you and that’s when you notice it. The tiny crumb on the bottom of his lip.

Sly grin growing on your face, you chuckle, “you got them for me…and none for yourself?”

“They’re not that great.”

Crossing your arms, you stared at him, giving him a moment to confess and when he doesn’t, you reach out pulling the crumb off before flicking it away. “Right.” You’d say while he gave you a sheepish grin.

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jeonstellate · 8 months

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chaos inferno — mini-series masterlist

[gif’s full credit belongs solely to its owner]

all himiko wanted was to have a stress-free self-care day; but then the universe delivered an answer for the question fae didn’t even ask.

✶༄ platonic!eternals x nb!original character

✶༄ avenger!au, eternal!au — each ember has different warnings mentioned — predominantly neutral

✶༄ paragraph format — 4.4K words total

✶༄ oc for this series is a nonbinary who prefers two (2) different sets of pronouns [she/her/her & fae/faer/faers] — which are used interchangeably throughout the entire series.

✶༄ crossposted on my AO3.

✶༄ set post-endgame — aka the avengers are still going through roster changes, even if the war with thanos played out differently in this universe. (the ogs retired from post, basically. no deaths.)

✶༄ set after the events in ride to nowhere!

✶ᝰ ember i

✶ᝰ ember ii

✶ᝰ ember iii

✶ᝰ ember iv

✶ᝰ ember v

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dianagj-art · 1 year

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BETRAYAL!

In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)

There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone

Bonus with the bestie:

LM leo @daedelweiss

RR leo @red-rover-au

#the polls really have been the highlight of my week akjdhfglakg #the baby should be allowed to comit more crimes me thinks #i had to add Red bc his relationship with One is very funny to me #if they are together I cant see any scenario where one would fuck up and the other is not inmediately there to mock the other #they have no chill around each other #worsties <3 #separated leo au #rottmnt separated au #red rover au #life mission au #rottmnt life mission au #they are all my blorbos and live rent free on my head #I think now they all should go for pizza avengers-going-for-shawarma style #dg art #dg fanart #dg comics

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mrsdarkandyandere7 · 1 year

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Future Plans

Pairing: Dark Steve Rogers x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

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SUMMARY: Steve has a desire to have a family and you’re no one to stop him.

WARNINGS: Non-con; Implied Kidnapping; Forced Pregnancy.

AN: First time writing non-con, so let me know how this is. This is a small gift for reaching 900 followers, thank you guys! Please, reblog and give me feedback.

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“No! Stop it!” you cry out but to no avail. Steve keeps fucking you against the matress with rough thrusts, his pelvis hitting your own in a painful way that makes you squeal.

You’re dry as a desert and it only makes your pain worse, his massive cock drilling your weak pussy. His hands hold down your wrists, his handsome face contorted with wicked pleasure as his sweat drips down to your face.

The bed squeaks with every movement, continuously hitting the wall behind it. The tears keep wetting your face as you’re unable to control yourself. You hate him so much, you just want him to leave you alone.

“Oh, fuck, I’m getting so close.” he groans, eyes rolling with satisfaction. Steve tries to kiss you, but you turn your head so his lips kiss your skin instead, sucking and spreading his disgusting saliva all over you.

“I’m gonna give you a kid, how about that?” he grunts, moving a hand to grab your face, forcing you to stare at him. Horror fills every inch of your body, the little hope you had for yourself starting to disappear.

“No, no…” you regain energy as you strongly try to push Steve away from you. A child is the least thing you need right now.

He only chuckles, followed by a moan and he thrusts into you harder, eyes glinting with intense emotion. Lust, madness.

“You’re gonna be so heavy with my kid that you won’t be able to stand properly, much less run away. I’m gonna fuck a baby into you. Fuck, yes.” Steve mutters, his thrusts getting more erratic and violent as he keeps talking.

“I’ll always keep you pregnant, heavy and full of my babies. That’s going to be so nice, isn’t it?” tears keep running down your face and you’re not sure if it’s because of his aggressive way of fucking you or because of deranged his plans.

He fucks you relenlessly until he suddenly halts, a loud moan escaping his lips as the buries his face on your face. Steve crashes down on top of you, his weight making it harder for you to breathe but he doesn’t seem to notice you trying to get away from him.

Instead, he kisses your neck and takes a deep breath, pushing his cock until you can’t take more of him. Some white cum drips down your pussy and down your thighs, the feeling is gross and you can’t wait to clean it all.

He seems to have read your mind because he hugs you, twisting your body so that you’re caged back into his arms, his cock still buried inside you.

“No cleaning, babe, we gotta make sure it sticks. We should have a little one in nine months.” Steve declares, tilting his hips upwards, as he kisses the top of your sweaty head.

You close your eyes, hoping to wake up next morning and find out it’s all just a big nightmare.

It’s not and in nine months, you find yourself holding a tiny baby as Steve fervoulsy kisses your forehead, thanking you for giving him such a beautiful bundle of joy.

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ungrateful-sneeze · 6 months

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It’s 7 year old Peters turn to ask a question at an iron man meet and greet.

Tony: *preparing himself to answer another question about how iron man flys and shoots his lasers*

Peter: hi Mr Stark! I’ve been waiting for hours to ask you this question: can you get Dr Banners autograph for me?

Tony: …

Peter: he my favourite scientist, I’ve read all his papers :) *hands him paper* thanks. *walks away*

Tony: *the audacity of this child*

#peter parker #spiderman #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #irondad fanfiction #irondad and spiderson

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thefiery-phoenix · 9 months

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YANDERE TONY STARK HEADCANONS

Tony as a yandere would be calculating, EXTREMELY possessive, a manipulative and obsessive one too and it's all for the best in his eyes

He'd first meet you at a party or something like that. You weren't like those other types of people, shallow and self centered. The way you just... blended with the flow and you were super chill about it was intriguing to him. So he came up to you and when you suddenly tripped on your shoe lace/ heel, he caught you by our waist as you spilled your drink on him . You apologized profusely and grabbed a few tissues from somewhere and offered to help him but he just brushed it off telling you it was no problem

May or may not send JARVIS to spy on you just to know 'if your safe of not' and heck, he'll even find a way to hack into ALL your accounts you never told a single soul about and YES that even includes that Wattpad and Tumblr account too. He'll keep track of all your social media and if he sees anyone trying to flirt with you or something, he'll either end up blocking them or send JARVIS or his Iron Legion or deal with those clowns. He needs his daily dosage of hourly updates on you so he knows you're safe or he'll freak

He knows you like the back of his hand and probably much more than you know about yourself. He can read you like an open book, always calculating and interpreting your next move

He tries being subtle with you first, trying to gain and get your attention with gifts and all that romantic shit, but he grows puzzled and confused when you keep on rejecting him. He gets upset and startled when you call him a 'Playboy' and he'll do something completely IRRATIONAL like kidnapping you. Ah yes, the most easiest way to deal with problems when it comes to yanderes

But he'll never yell or raise his hands on you and make you do things you aren't comfortable with. He has a lot of respect for you and literally DROWNS in his respect women juice. He will spoil you rotten till no ends. Want that new book series that got released? Don't worry, he's already called ahead and made sure those guys have a separate stock ready for you. Want your favorite snack? It's already there sitting beside your bed table

When you act up or try running away from him, he'll be heartbroken and disappointed like a dad. He'll restrict you from using your favorite items for a while and then he'll just cuddle you and kiss you saying he really loves you and not to scare him or do something like that again

If someone tries harming you that fool who decided to do something as stupid and dangerous as that would literally pay with their lives no joke. He'll be bashing them up till they bleed and after he's done torturing them, he'll kill them. No one messes with the love of his life and TF away with it

Man has ABSOLUTE power that can even ruin people's lives if necessary

Just listen to him before he does something really irrational like killing your friends because they're ''taking'' you away from him

#yandere tony stark #yandere tony stark x reader #yandere tony stark scenarios #yandere tony stark oneshots #yandere tony stark imagines #yandere tony stark headcanons #yandere tony stark avengers #yandere avengers #yandere avengers x reader #dark avengers #dark avengers x reader #yandere mcu #yandere mcu x reader #yandere marvel #yandere marvel x reader #yandere marvel characters x reader #yandere marvel characters #dark marvel #dark tony stark

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ljlokijinx · 22 days

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Steve, after Peter revealed his identity: You're telling me, I almost killed a FIFTEEN year old?!

Peter: Don't give yourself the credit honey, if that was you almost killing me, then i've already died thrice.

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #peter parker #spiderman #sassy peter parker #steve rogers #captain america #post civil war

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?

peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"

tony:

#source: tumblr #tony’s the dad in this scenario btw #in case that wasn’t clear #irondad and spiderson #irondad #happy hogan #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 7 months

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Bruce: Tony what are you doing?

Tony: I need to search that thing

Bruce: What "thing" are you gonna search Tony?

Peter: *Appears out of nowhere* Hi Mr Stark and Mr Bruce

Tony: Ahh here it is

#avengers incorrect scenarios #spiderman incorrect quotes #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #spiderman homecoming #bruce banner #peter parker incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #the hulk

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forgetful-nerd · 1 year

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Peter definitely uses his Spider powers to get out of socially awkward situations. And you can’t convince me other wise.

You also can’t convince me that this hasn’t happened at least once:

And Peter just excuses himself to go jump out the building like:

#I’m sorry I thought of this scenario #and I wanted to draw it but I can’t draw worth sht #marvel #avengers #mcu #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #harry osborn #the green goblin #norman osborn

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takenbypeter · 2 years

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Are We Normal?

Peter Parker x reader

Word Count: 421

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Based off: which one of your OTP... Holds the biggest grudges in the relationship

This fic is straight up trash but I felt like I had to write something for Peter 😂

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You had a situation. It wasn’t anything big, it was just something that’s been on your mind.

Earlier during the school day one of your friends had mentioned how they and their partner got into a big argument, it was this whole deal, but that’s besides the point. Hearing that made you realize that you and Peter have never really had a huge argument. Sure, you’ve had tiny spats here and there, but those quickly got taken care of. Was that a good thing? A bad thing? You didn’t know but the thought’s been weighing on your mind ever since.

You decided it was best to bring it up to him now, when you and Peter were currently relaxing in your room. You, reading the latest comic issue with your back against the bed frame, while he reads with head planted on the comfort of your lap. Eyes suddenly leaving the comic book in hand, they fell on him. You bit your lip in thought.

Sensing your eyes, Peter’s comic book moved from his face, eyes making direct eye contact with yours. Flustered that you were just caught staring, you quickly hold up your comic, missing Peter’s smile at your reaction.

“What’s on your mind?”

Letting out a little huff you set the book to the side.

“Have you ever noticed how we basically never argue?”

His grin widened at your question, “not until now. Why?”

“You don’t think it’s weird? Couples are supposed to fight.”

“Not all couples fight.”

You nod, he had a point, but you still weren’t convinced. “You don’t have any grudges or anything like that, that you want to tell me about?”

He shakes his head in response, “nope. Do you?”

You press your lips together, thinking about it, I mean really thinking about it before coming up with nothing, “not that I can think of. Isn’t that a bad thing?”

Peter sits up, and your legs are suddenly cold without his warmth. “Do you know why we don’t fight?” You wait for his response, “we have good communication skills—look what we’re doing right now.”

It’s true whenever you two had an issue, you’d stop and take the time to address it. “You know we only do that because we’re bad at keeping our feelings in,” you add, making the conversation slightly lighter.

“Which in retrospect is actually a good thing,” he adds grinning, which you quickly mirror, “I guess, that’s true.”

“It’s most definitely is true,” he says, leaning slightly, kissing you between your smiles.

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jeonstellate · 7 months

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chaos inferno — ember ii

himiko meets two eternals, who promptly recruit her to stop the emergence.

✶༄ platonic!eternals x nb!original character

✶༄ no warnings available for this ember

✶༄ paragraph format — 0.9K words

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[gif’s full credit belongs solely to its owner]

Thinking back on what exactly ADONIS told her, Miko certainly was to blame for making assumptions about the visitors in the lobby. The AI never told faer they were for her, so fae shouldn’t’ve assumed the visitors were her friends — especially if fae wasn’t expecting any visits from them in the first place.

Since fae was already there, the receptionist just advised her to take off faers face mask — if she wanted to appear more presentable than fae currently was — before heading over. Miko thought she had made them wait long enough, so faers royal blue bathrobe, black cat ears hairband, and black slippers (minus the white face mask) would have to do.

Miko would just have to hope they don’t spread her lack of professionalism on faers day off.

"Thank you for waiting," fae opted to announce her presence in an appreciative manner, especially since the rest of faers introduction would be in an apologetic tone. "I apologize for my outfit, I wasn’t really expecting to go down the lobby today."

"It’s alright," the man accepted her apology immediately. "Thank you for meeting us on your day off. We really appreciate it."

She mentally took note of his accent before replying, "Of course." Fae shifted faers eyes to the woman next to him, racking her brain for any instance that fae had already met or seen them before. "Do you mind telling me your names?" Truthfully, they didn’t radiate anything that she could consider alarming, but she knew it was the best to be on guard either way.

"Not at all," it was the woman who spoke up — also with a similar accent as her companion. "I’m Sersi and this is Ikaris."

Fae confirmed then that she had never met nor heard about them before — at least not by face nor name. She nodded in acknowledgment, "My name’s Miko, but I know you already know that," then dismissively waved faers hand to signal that fae was about to change the subject. "What can I do for you, Sersi and Ikaris?"

Miko gestured for the two to sit back down, as she situated herself on the adjacent sofa. "We need your help," Ikaris started. "The world is ending and we need your help."

"I—" Miko stared, a little unsure on how to react properly. "I don’t doubt that since the world seems to do that often, but," she stopped short, thinking of the best way to express faers next thoughts, "how did you know? S.H.I.E.L.D. nor the Avengers—"

"I’m afraid the Emergence is not within S.H.I.E.L.D.’s nor the Avengers’ expertise."

"Then whose?" Fae questioned, "Yours?"

"Yes, ours." Miko didn’t like the feeling she got with Ikaris’ emphasis, but fae couldn’t pinpoint why. "The Eternals."

A part of her wanted to ask who came up with the name and the reason behind it, but fae ultimately decided against it. If the world was approaching an end as they say, then they certainly have better things to do. "Pardon me, but if it’s your — the Eternals’ — responsibility this time, then why contact me?"

Sersi and Ikaris looked at one another before the former responded, "You’re one of us, Miko."

Miko remembered the time when gods and aliens were just characters from fictional works.

Fae doesn’t remember much about faers younger days, but fae is fairly certain her teenager (pre-S.H.I.E.L.D.) self would’ve scoffed at present-Miko for believing that they actually exist. Even more so if she tried to convince faers younger self that she is an immortal faerself.

"Hold on," Miko shifted faers sitting position, "I get that Eternals are immortal superheroes with a mission to protect Earth from Deviants, A-K-A alien monsters. My life has been weird enough that I can’t even doubt that part. Also the part about you being Eternals . . . I believe that, too, since I can’t really dispute the whole levitation and transfiguration thing. However, the part about me being an Eternal . . . How do you expect me to believe that?"

No one can really blame Miko for being highly skeptical. After all, everything Sersi and Ikaris claimed seemed conveniently tied to the fact that she couldn’t remember anything from faers childhood through her early high school days. (Her lack of memory was not something the media knew, though, so fae wondered how they knew that.) According to them, her earliest memories were centuries far from being faers first ones. According to them, faers actual earliest memories should be older than Ferdinand Magellan’s circumnavigation of the world; around the time farming was still relatively new to humans. According to them, the reason why fae can’t remember anything that hints at her immortality is because she contracted a disease — Mahd Wy’ry, they called it — that essentially forced faer to give up all her memories in exchange for living a ‘normal’ life. However, before her memories were erased, fae apparently made a request to their leader — Ajax, the leader of Eternals at the time — if her immortality could be stripped away as well, so Miko could finally be a human as fae always wanted and grow up.

"We didn’t," Ikaris answered truthfully, his eyes immediately reverting back to their neutral state after displaying a hint of adoration as they look at faer rambling. "We knew it would be difficult to convince you, given that you have all your memories as an Eternal wiped."

"Does that mean you have prepared other methods to convince me?"

"Not necessarily," it was Sersi’s turn to reply. "We did hope you would help us still, for the sake of humanity."

"That’s not enough," Miko informed them. "I don’t work with people I don’t trust."

"Then let us show you we can be trusted."

next ember >

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sytoran · 1 year

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wanda: i’m proud to identify as moronsexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. someone asked me what the spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now i dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

y/n: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

wanda, already taking off her clothes: god, y/n, you’re so fucking stupid.

#marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #wanda x y/n #wanda maximoff #gender neutral reader #credits: perchance.org #sytoran's incorrect quotes

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mrsdarkandyandere7 · 1 year

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Mistake

Pairing. Dark Bucky Barnes x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

More at Masterlist

SUMMARY: Rule number one in your relation - never try to leave Bucky.

WARNINGS: Violence; Toxic Relationship.

AN: Please, reblog and give me feedback.

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His metal fingers squeeze hard against your throat, his hold unwavering even with your nails weakly clawing at him. Your eyes roll, your body desperate for air.

Bucky clicks his tongue, faking a pout.

“Aw, my baby can’t breathe?” he mocks you, but you can’t bring yourself to care about his tone. Not when your lungs are painfully burning, strength leaving your body at an alarming pace.

“Maybe you should have thought about that before trying to rat out on me, babe. I don’t appreciate my girl being sneaky around my back.” he growls, all hints of mockery now gone.

His grip tightens and you cough, the lack of air hitting cryptic levels as you start to hyperventilate.

Bucky reaches closer, nuzzling your nose with his in an almost endearing gesture, one that contrasts with the evil position he has you in.

“Never again, okay? You’re not pulling that type of shit ever again, understood?” his voice is dead serious, ignoring how you struggle. You can barely say a word but Bucky somehow understands your submission, finally releasing you.

You fall on the ground with your body completely limp, your throat burning as precious air finally fills it.

“You better not repeat this again.” he orders, darkness looming over his face as he looks at you.

“Cause next time, you won’t get off the hook so easily.”

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ungrateful-sneeze · 7 months

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All the avengers hanging out and wallowing on Father’s Day cause they are all orphans.

Peter hands Tony a Father’s Day card

The avengers watching: *omg they are finally going to realize they see each other as father and son*

Tony: *being oblivious as usual* omg Peter you taught DUM-E how to write that’s so cute.

Peter: *cough* yeah Mr Stark that exactly what I did.

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #iron dad #tony stark #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers family #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers tower

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