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lythea-creation · 2 years

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The Avengers Bicycle Race

Summary: Bicycle race between the Avengers. Who would win?

Warnings: none

Word count: 651

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It all started off with Steve discovering how greatly the bicycles had improved over the last decades and wanting to try it out. Unfortunately despite the stunning development the bicycles had made, they still stood no chance against THE Captain America.

So Steve dared Tony to build him a bike that the former could actually use to his delight. Of course Tony could not decline the challenge and had quickly built one.

In the meantime Steve had declared how he was gonna be the fastest cyclist in the world soon, leading Sam to tease him. “Oh, of course. Do I have to remind you that you didn't even manage to drive two miles last time?”

“You think you can do it better?”, Steve had shot back.

“That's not even a challenge”, Sam had proclaimed.

“You won't truly win, Steve … because your victory will be on me”, Tony had reminded him.

“If you're so smart, then why don't you build yourself a bike to beat me yourself?”, Steve had suggested.

This led Tony to build several bikes strong enough to withstand the powers of the Avengers. Of course he had adjusted his specifically to ensure it would drive faster without wasting his own energy. He was Iron Man after all.

Getting Thor to chime in was not difficult. As if he would let himself being ridiculed by some mere humans.

Bruce on the other hand was a different story. But some teasing from Tony's side helped to get out the Hulk who was eager to join the race.

Nobody got Natasha to join who was not willing to participate in their little game of pride as she 'didn't need to prove anything'.

Wanda was over-watching the whole race hoping that she would be able to prevent any serious injuries with her powers. Because when did anything the Avengers did end without any issues?

Vision had been assigned to be the referee. All the Avengers had agreed that they stood no chance against Vision anyway due to his powers.

So when the day of the race finally arrived everyone was determined to win.

“Who do you think will win?”, Wanda wondered.

“Nah … kinda hard to tell but I do have my bet”, Natasha stated with a confident grin.

“Seriously?”, Wanda questioned when Nat told her.

In the meantime the race had started.

At some point the Hulk was so annoyed by the insects crashing into his face that he did not care about the race anymore and destroyed his whole bike in an outburst of rage pulling Sam down with him in the process.

Thor used his lightening to boost the bike which quickly catapulted him to the first place but made his bike give up after some time.

Tony was hit by Thor's bike leading him to fall over but luckily Wanda managed to catch him with her powers.

So naturally Steve had to win, right? Actually he did not because everyone had forgotten about Clint who had connected an arrow to the back of Steve's bike.

Right before the finish line Clint pulled on the rope. Hence Steve's tempo decreased and Clint got a quick boost that catapulted him over the finish line making him win.

“Told you so”, Nat noted casually.

Wanda shook her head with a chuckle and started cleaning this whole mess of broken bicycle parts up.

“That's not fair! You used special tools to win”, Tony accused Clint.

“Seems like my power is the best. You all used yours. So you honestly can't complain”, Clint shot back.

“Knew you would rock it”, Natasha complimented him and playfully hit her best friends shoulder.

“Looks like Captain America isn't that almighty after all. Losing against a mere human”, Sam mocked him and gave Clint a high-five.

The teasing did not stop for a long time.

#marvel #avengers #comedy #tony stark #steve rogers #thor odinson #sam wilson #natasha romanoff #hulk #clint barton #wanda maximoff #vision #avengers scenario #iron man #captain america

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dianagj-art · 1 year

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BETRAYAL!

In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)

There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone

Bonus with the bestie:

LM leo @daedelweiss

RR leo @red-rover-au

#the polls really have been the highlight of my week akjdhfglakg #the baby should be allowed to comit more crimes me thinks #i had to add Red bc his relationship with One is very funny to me #if they are together I cant see any scenario where one would fuck up and the other is not inmediately there to mock the other #they have no chill around each other #worsties <3 #separated leo au #rottmnt separated au #red rover au #life mission au #rottmnt life mission au #they are all my blorbos and live rent free on my head #I think now they all should go for pizza avengers-going-for-shawarma style #dg art #dg fanart #dg comics

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upon-a-starry-night · 11 months

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Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

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mrsdarkandyandere7 · 1 year

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Future Plans

Pairing: Dark Steve Rogers x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

More at Masterlist

SUMMARY: Steve has a desire to have a family and you’re no one to stop him.

WARNINGS: Non-con; Implied Kidnapping; Forced Pregnancy.

AN: First time writing non-con, so let me know how this is. This is a small gift for reaching 900 followers, thank you guys! Please, reblog and give me feedback.

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“No! Stop it!” you cry out but to no avail. Steve keeps fucking you against the matress with rough thrusts, his pelvis hitting your own in a painful way that makes you squeal.

You’re dry as a desert and it only makes your pain worse, his massive cock drilling your weak pussy. His hands hold down your wrists, his handsome face contorted with wicked pleasure as his sweat drips down to your face.

The bed squeaks with every movement, continuously hitting the wall behind it. The tears keep wetting your face as you’re unable to control yourself. You hate him so much, you just want him to leave you alone.

“Oh, fuck, I’m getting so close.” he groans, eyes rolling with satisfaction. Steve tries to kiss you, but you turn your head so his lips kiss your skin instead, sucking and spreading his disgusting saliva all over you.

“I’m gonna give you a kid, how about that?” he grunts, moving a hand to grab your face, forcing you to stare at him. Horror fills every inch of your body, the little hope you had for yourself starting to disappear.

“No, no…” you regain energy as you strongly try to push Steve away from you. A child is the least thing you need right now.

He only chuckles, followed by a moan and he thrusts into you harder, eyes glinting with intense emotion. Lust, madness.

“You’re gonna be so heavy with my kid that you won’t be able to stand properly, much less run away. I’m gonna fuck a baby into you. Fuck, yes.” Steve mutters, his thrusts getting more erratic and violent as he keeps talking.

“I’ll always keep you pregnant, heavy and full of my babies. That’s going to be so nice, isn’t it?” tears keep running down your face and you’re not sure if it’s because of his aggressive way of fucking you or because of deranged his plans.

He fucks you relenlessly until he suddenly halts, a loud moan escaping his lips as the buries his face on your face. Steve crashes down on top of you, his weight making it harder for you to breathe but he doesn’t seem to notice you trying to get away from him.

Instead, he kisses your neck and takes a deep breath, pushing his cock until you can’t take more of him. Some white cum drips down your pussy and down your thighs, the feeling is gross and you can’t wait to clean it all.

He seems to have read your mind because he hugs you, twisting your body so that you’re caged back into his arms, his cock still buried inside you.

“No cleaning, babe, we gotta make sure it sticks. We should have a little one in nine months.” Steve declares, tilting his hips upwards, as he kisses the top of your sweaty head.

You close your eyes, hoping to wake up next morning and find out it’s all just a big nightmare.

It’s not and in nine months, you find yourself holding a tiny baby as Steve fervoulsy kisses your forehead, thanking you for giving him such a beautiful bundle of joy.

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ungrateful-sneeze · 6 months

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It’s 7 year old Peters turn to ask a question at an iron man meet and greet.

Tony: *preparing himself to answer another question about how iron man flys and shoots his lasers*

Peter: hi Mr Stark! I’ve been waiting for hours to ask you this question: can you get Dr Banners autograph for me?

Tony: …

Peter: he my favourite scientist, I’ve read all his papers :) *hands him paper* thanks. *walks away*

Tony: *the audacity of this child*

#peter parker #spiderman #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #irondad fanfiction #irondad and spiderson

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thefiery-phoenix · 9 months

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YANDERE TONY STARK HEADCANONS

Tony as a yandere would be calculating, EXTREMELY possessive, a manipulative and obsessive one too and it's all for the best in his eyes

He'd first meet you at a party or something like that. You weren't like those other types of people, shallow and self centered. The way you just... blended with the flow and you were super chill about it was intriguing to him. So he came up to you and when you suddenly tripped on your shoe lace/ heel, he caught you by our waist as you spilled your drink on him . You apologized profusely and grabbed a few tissues from somewhere and offered to help him but he just brushed it off telling you it was no problem

May or may not send JARVIS to spy on you just to know 'if your safe of not' and heck, he'll even find a way to hack into ALL your accounts you never told a single soul about and YES that even includes that Wattpad and Tumblr account too. He'll keep track of all your social media and if he sees anyone trying to flirt with you or something, he'll either end up blocking them or send JARVIS or his Iron Legion or deal with those clowns. He needs his daily dosage of hourly updates on you so he knows you're safe or he'll freak

He knows you like the back of his hand and probably much more than you know about yourself. He can read you like an open book, always calculating and interpreting your next move

He tries being subtle with you first, trying to gain and get your attention with gifts and all that romantic shit, but he grows puzzled and confused when you keep on rejecting him. He gets upset and startled when you call him a 'Playboy' and he'll do something completely IRRATIONAL like kidnapping you. Ah yes, the most easiest way to deal with problems when it comes to yanderes

But he'll never yell or raise his hands on you and make you do things you aren't comfortable with. He has a lot of respect for you and literally DROWNS in his respect women juice. He will spoil you rotten till no ends. Want that new book series that got released? Don't worry, he's already called ahead and made sure those guys have a separate stock ready for you. Want your favorite snack? It's already there sitting beside your bed table

When you act up or try running away from him, he'll be heartbroken and disappointed like a dad. He'll restrict you from using your favorite items for a while and then he'll just cuddle you and kiss you saying he really loves you and not to scare him or do something like that again

If someone tries harming you that fool who decided to do something as stupid and dangerous as that would literally pay with their lives no joke. He'll be bashing them up till they bleed and after he's done torturing them, he'll kill them. No one messes with the love of his life and TF away with it

Man has ABSOLUTE power that can even ruin people's lives if necessary

Just listen to him before he does something really irrational like killing your friends because they're ''taking'' you away from him

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?

peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"

tony:

#source: tumblr #tony’s the dad in this scenario btw #in case that wasn’t clear #irondad and spiderson #irondad #happy hogan #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #iron man #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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ljlokijinx · 3 months

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Tony: WHERE are your self preservation skills?!

Peter: I put 'em in a locked jar and eat them on my toast!

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #peter parker #spiderman #domestic avengers #tony stark #sassy peter parker #iron man #peters self preservation skills

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yourmyfavoriteperson · 7 months

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Bruce: Tony what are you doing?

Tony: I need to search that thing

Bruce: What "thing" are you gonna search Tony?

Peter: *Appears out of nowhere* Hi Mr Stark and Mr Bruce

Tony: Ahh here it is

#avengers incorrect scenarios #spiderman incorrect quotes #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #spiderman homecoming #bruce banner #peter parker incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #the hulk

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forgetful-nerd · 1 year

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Peter definitely uses his Spider powers to get out of socially awkward situations. And you can’t convince me other wise.

You also can’t convince me that this hasn’t happened at least once:

And Peter just excuses himself to go jump out the building like:

#I’m sorry I thought of this scenario #and I wanted to draw it but I can’t draw worth sht #marvel #avengers #mcu #comics #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #harry osborn #the green goblin #norman osborn

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sytoran · 1 year

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wanda: i’m proud to identify as moronsexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. someone asked me what the spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now i dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

y/n: what kind of animal is the pink panther?

wanda, already taking off her clothes: god, y/n, you’re so fucking stupid.

#marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #wanda x y/n #wanda maximoff #gender neutral reader #credits: perchance.org #sytoran's incorrect quotes

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firegal19 · 11 months

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Pietro: You never know when you’re going to find your dream person, Y/n. Anyone on the street could be your happy ever after.

Y/n: It feels like you looked up, “How to talk to your bisexual friends.”

Pietro: …Yeah, I did. Did it help?

Y/n: A little, yeah

Pietro: That was the plan!

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #avengers incorrect scenarios #Incorrect quotes #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #quicksilver incorrect #pietro Maximoff x platonic reader #Bisexual reader #Best friends #source: brooklyn 99 #I added a few things

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juiles · 1 year

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Y/N: *part of the new gen of avengers* i’ve decided i am a gremlin in the shape of a human that lives off spite and pettiness.

Clint: *spits out coffee*

Wanda: *visibly concerned*

Natasha: wha- I-

Peter: mood

Yelena: accurate.

Kate: i feel that.

Tony: *full on confused* what the HELL just happened?!

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mrsdarkandyandere7 · 1 year

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Mistake

Pairing. Dark Bucky Barnes x (female) Reader

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

More at Masterlist

SUMMARY: Rule number one in your relation - never try to leave Bucky.

WARNINGS: Violence; Toxic Relationship.

AN: Please, reblog and give me feedback.

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His metal fingers squeeze hard against your throat, his hold unwavering even with your nails weakly clawing at him. Your eyes roll, your body desperate for air.

Bucky clicks his tongue, faking a pout.

“Aw, my baby can’t breathe?” he mocks you, but you can’t bring yourself to care about his tone. Not when your lungs are painfully burning, strength leaving your body at an alarming pace.

“Maybe you should have thought about that before trying to rat out on me, babe. I don’t appreciate my girl being sneaky around my back.” he growls, all hints of mockery now gone.

His grip tightens and you cough, the lack of air hitting cryptic levels as you start to hyperventilate.

Bucky reaches closer, nuzzling your nose with his in an almost endearing gesture, one that contrasts with the evil position he has you in.

“Never again, okay? You’re not pulling that type of shit ever again, understood?” his voice is dead serious, ignoring how you struggle. You can barely say a word but Bucky somehow understands your submission, finally releasing you.

You fall on the ground with your body completely limp, your throat burning as precious air finally fills it.

“You better not repeat this again.” he orders, darkness looming over his face as he looks at you.

“Cause next time, you won’t get off the hook so easily.”

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ungrateful-sneeze · 6 months

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All the avengers hanging out and wallowing on Father’s Day cause they are all orphans.

Peter hands Tony a Father’s Day card

The avengers watching: *omg they are finally going to realize they see each other as father and son*

Tony: *being oblivious as usual* omg Peter you taught DUM-E how to write that’s so cute.

Peter: *cough* yeah Mr Stark that exactly what I did.

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #iron dad #tony stark #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers family #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers tower

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thefiery-phoenix · 9 months

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YANDERE PETER PARKER HEADCANONS

Bold of you to even assume you'll be left alone and have your privacy with this boi here. Bby boi here loves you so much, you're the very reason he's living and you're like AIR for him. If he's not close to you, he feels like he's shattering and dying inside and hence, he might stalk you every now and then as Spiderman pretending he's on rounds around the city just to make sure you're safe

He is a literal puppy mark my words and when you deny him something, his expression will resemble that of a kicked puppy that'll tug your heart strings for SURE

"Baby do you REALLY HAVE to go to that party? I mean, you barely even know them you just met them 2 months ago~"

Will beg you to spend every single second of your time with him and as a yandere, I can clearly see him as a worshipper who'll worship TF outta you pal

If you go out somewhere without telling him, expect a dozen messages on your phone and 45 FREAKING MISSED CALLS!!! Ngl..... he just wants you to be safe and once you come back, he'll smother you with his love and affection and pepper your face with kisses

His aunt May adores you and treats you like her very daughter. She likes baking you muffins and cookies when you come by

Hates it when you talk to other people and he's clearly making an exception for MJ and Ned though he prefers if you talk to them less. He's just scared of losing you

He'll kidnap you if he thinks you're in danger which lets say happens after a month you 2 start dating. Don't worry, he'll stock up everything you love and he'll have all your favorite movies and books available for you and he'll even be so generous as to have a Wattpad and a tumblr account so long as you do your stuff on HIS phone and he keeps track of what you're posting

He absolutely HATES and DESPISES punishing you when you misbehave and as much as he loves you, he'll convince himself that he needs to discipline you for your own good. Nothing too drastic though, he'll just restrict you from using your favorite things and no screen time. You'll be bored outta your skull for sure but hey, at least he's not locking you up in a room with chains dangling around you

When it comes to other people who he thinks are trying to steal his sweetheart from him (Aka. YOU), he will not hesitate to get messy and kill someone. He'll try framing that person like convincing people he was a corrupt person or an illegal drug seller or something like that and either spread rumors or directly kill them. No one messes with his darling and gets the hell away with it, not if he can help it and YES, he CAN help it

Will use EDITH to make sure you're safe

"Oh sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about, I'll take care of everything for you. You won't leave me will you?"

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