Thinking abt how stressful it would be to wear all those pure white dresses in Austen has me thinking abt a P+P variation where Wickham does show up to the Netherfield ball and gets Lizzie alone in the garden and tries to Kiss Her With Tongue and Darcy comes to rescue her but at some point she gets knocked on her ass in the scuffle and when she escapes back to the ballroom thinking she's successfully evaded scandal, Charlotte is like "babe you gotta sit down NOW there are grass stains all down your back" which means, of course, RUMORS
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