#at the pub🍻

[thequietabsolute]

today i’m wearing Noam Chomsky’s big woolly green jumper and boarding a train, where a sunny beautiful girl awaits on the happy platform for me. now isn’t that a pleasant thing 🏸

#big football game on tonight so we’re going to the pub to drink many pints of larger and yell advice to the pixelated form of #some of the most proficient athletes in the world #it’s an English pastime #chin chin 🍻 #personal notes #*lager 🍺 ahem #n.

[konigsblog]

tw: rape. 🍻

farm girl-reader who loves to visit the village after harvesting some vegetables, getting perved on by john price, who works in the pub down the road, which you regularly visit. :3

constantly trying to lure you into an alleyway, his bulbous and fat dick aching and soaking wet with pre as anticipation and lust rushes through his muscular, broad body, as he encourages you to walk with him...

you poor thing, you end up bent over, getting fucked relentlessly and raped by an older gentleman, someone you thought you could trust – or, drunk in his little cottage with the fireplace crackling, pouring alcohol down your throat whilst his fingers search places they shouldn't be. :(

#or maybe he's a lumberjack (?) #not sure... he just wants to show you what drinks he's able to make for you #orla speaks #captain john price #price cod #captain price #price call of duty #mw2 price #john price mw2 #captain price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #tw noncon #tw: rape #dead dove fic #dead dove do not eat #tw: dark content #dark cod

[stylespresleyhearted]

🍻 PUB NIGHT W/ CALLUM TURNER HEAD-CANONS

Warnings: nsfw (minor) but still beware. mentions of callum turner’s wonderful penis, quickies, hickies, and giving him head in a bar bathroom.

This is for all my Callum girlies 🫡 This man has become what I yearn for the past month. I find him absolutely perfect and his accent is sexy and he’s so normal and down to earth and funny and I’m in love. Honestly. Special thanks to all the ladies in my Callum Turner discord chat who talked about how amazing it’d be to be his girlfriend and go to a pub with him. I hope you all enjoy & feel free to come into my ask box to yell about Callum if you feel like doing so.

Masterlist can be found here.

| photo collage created by me.

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• See, Callum’s been so busy doing promo for Masters of the Air and he’s been traveling to different cities and landing new roles. You can’t tag along everywhere; you have school or work or both but he makes sure to call you at least every morning and night and in between he’s texting you silly selfies of what he’s doing throughout the day and keeping you updated. Letting you know he’s still thinking of you even when you aren’t with him.

• He leaves Golo, his dog, with you and demands many videos of him on walks and him playing in the park. Talks to him over FaceTime and makes sure to tell him to “listen to your mum.” He’s also jealous he isn’t home to cuddle with the both of you and he tells you so.

• And when he finally comes home? Everyone is eager to catch up and see him and congratulate him on everything he’s been doing so as much as you wanna drag this man to your bedroom and keep him there, he’s an extrovert and he’s got friends and family to catch up with and projects lined up so he’s dragging you to a pub that isn’t too far from where you live.

• Not before you guys sneak in a quickie though. He takes you from the back, bending you over your make up table and blaming you for getting ready in your bra and panties. This man totally thinks you purposely shape your mouth into an ‘o’ shape to tease him when you’re doing your mascara no matter how many times you tell him it’s a universal girl thing.

• Callum hates when you wear matte lipstick because it stains his mouth and no amount of washing off in the loo will get it off. He also doesn’t like when you wear matte lipstick because you only give him pecks as you don’t want it on your teeth or staining your face.

• He doesn’t mind later in the night when you drag him to the restroom and stain his cock with your lipstick though. He loves it when you’re messy while giving him head. He loves an eager girl.

• You two are the last to arrive even though you arranged the time. There’s some goading from your friends who were all waiting for you but honestly they’re used to your tardiness, especially when Callum’s been gone for more than a couple of days.

• During your tryst he left a hickey on your collarbone and you didn’t bother covering it. Not because he’s possessive but because you loved to feel claimed by him. You don’t care if people think you look “dirty.”

• After greeting everyone he leads you over to the bar and while you wait for the bartender to approach you, leaning on the bar top, he’s got one of his large hands cupping your ass. The. Entire. Time.

• He orders a round of shots for everyone to start the night. There’s a football (soccer) game on and he makes sure to score a seat facing the television with you sat right beside him. He’s got his hand on your thigh or when his elbows are on the table and he’s gesticulating during conversation, you wrap your arms around his bicep and lean your chin on his shoulder.

• You love listening to him talk. Love how his accent thickens when he’s around his mates and it only gets worse the more drinks he has. Sometimes you have trouble understanding him but you nod along and pucker your lips for pecks when he looks to you to confirm some part of his story.

• Callum doesn’t care how many kisses you ask for or if others deem you clingy. This man enjoys all the affection and attention you give him, he loves being loved on.

• Honestly it doesn’t take long for him to say ‘fuck it’ and just pull you onto his lap. Hand on your ass/thigh to keep you close to him.

• Him and his friends talk shit to each other, rooting for opposite teams and your content just being in his presence and watching him relax because you know how much work he puts into his craft.

• The more he drinks, the redder his face gets and his chest begins to get splotchy and he starts to get sweaty but he never tries to detach himself from you no matter how hot it gets. You don’t mind the smell of his sweat or if it gets on you and you have a thing for gently nibbling on the tip of his wonderful dumbo ears as his blushed skin progresses. The first time you nibbled on his ear he thought he had to head to the loo to “take care of you”, he thought it was a sign but he soon realized it’s an affection you bestow on him when you’re drinking.

• Callum presses kisses to the hickey he left against your collarbone. Nonchalantly too, not even to draw attention to it just mid listening to a mate talk he’ll lean over to press his lips against it. You think it’s his way of letting you know he’s still attuned to you, even if he’s in conversation with someone else.

• When your friends finally manage to pull you off his lap and onto the dance floor, he stays in his seat but his attention is split between the conversation he’s in and watching you to make sure you’re okay. He trusts you and he’s confident in himself enough to not be overly possessive he just genuinely wants to make sure you’re okay throughout the night. Doesn’t want anyone spilling their drinks on you or assholes who can’t take no getting too close.

• He holds your clutch/your purse for you to make sure you don’t lose any of your items. And he never complains about keeping it safe for you.

• And you appreciate that he trusts you and lets you handle issues on your own, he truly only steps in when the person isn’t accepting ‘no’ as an answer or being a complete creep.

• You’re the opposite. You trust him but as soon as a female gets to close you make sure to stake your claim. Wrapping an arm around him or asking for a kiss, pulling him towards you and saying “come dance with me, babe.”

• He politely excuses himself from whoever was hitting on him and gives you a knowing chuckle.

• As soon as you’re beckoning him over to the dance floor he doesn’t hesitate to join you. He isn’t shy, doesn’t mind two stepping or grabbing a tight hold on your hips when you throw it back on him to a particularly raunchy song.

• He does blush a bit, but it’s hard to tell because he’s already red from the alcohol.

• You can feel the length and the girth of him against your ass when you press against him. His cock is large and thick and you get wet remembering he didn’t wipe your combined come off before he tucked it back into his jeans after your quickie.

• I will not do this man’s cock justice but we know he’s large. Everything about him is big and his penis head is probably fat, and the tip of it a bit crooked because it’s long and for more mouth watering details read Marina’s cock-versation here.

• When you turn to face him his hands immediately fall to your ass, cupping both your cheeks in his large, warm palms. Your arms around his neck, both smiling at one another all dopey and tipsy and in love.

• If there’s karaoke at the bar you both take turns dedicating a song to each other.

• Maybe even perform a duet.

• You don’t smoke so you don’t join him for any of his cigarette breaks but he only heads out after asking if you’ll be okay or if you need anything from him before he heads out.

• He comes back and wraps himself around you, smelling of cigarette obviously, but you tuck your nose into his neck and breathe deep where the smell of pure him still lies. Sweat and musky and the cologne he sprayed on.

• Callum always asks if he can kiss you after smoking because he knows the taste of cigarettes is overwhelming sometimes and you don’t smoke. Sometimes you cringe your face afterwards and it always makes him laugh. He’ll throw an arm over your shoulders and pull you in and say “sorry, love.”

• He doesn’t mind that you take loads of selfies of the two of you or photos of him or videos to keep in your camera roll. He’s always ready with a funny face or a kiss. (Or he flips off the camera - his go to pose.)

• Throughout the night, he continuously tells you how sexy you are, how pretty you look and that he knows he’s a lucky bastard to have you.

• You’re the one always making sure to order glasses of water at the end of the night. He doesn’t get drunk often and he’ll mostly stick to his Guinness, but you’re prone to waking up with hangovers after one beer.

• If you’re refusing water, he has the bar tender pour them in shot glasses and has you thinking it’s liquor. He finds you cute as hell and is watching you with a huge smile the entire time.

• There’s always a detour on the way home - a stop at your favorite pizza spot a block away from your house. If you have any of your friends with you, Callum makes sure to herd all of you like sheep and get food and water in all of you. He listens to the drunk girl conversation and goes along with anything you say.

• Once your home he helps you take off your lashes and your make up. He knows you always complain and feel bad the next morning when you sleep with it on because you break out. If you’re sober enough to do it on your own he’ll just watch you. Not wanting to get in bed until you’re in bed too.

• He makes sure there’s water on your nightstand.

• Throughout the night he’ll end up detaching from you (even though you always follow) but your first sleeping position of the night is always him curled around you as you back into him. He goes to sleep cupping your boobs because he says they keep his hand warm and he likes the feel of them. He’s a man and boobs are fun okay?

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#callum turner #callum turner x reader #callum turner fanfic #callum turner au #callum x reader #made by me* #callum turner smut #callum turner fanfiction

[cassandrajean]

Meet Ginter!

He loves going to pubs and then hes the sort of drunk who becomes 100% more cuddly and clingy with his friends. (will sing “With this Ring” by the Platters)

He will flirt with you and let you touch his tail if you buy him more drinks. 🍻

[this month’s Patreon poll winner!]

#patreon poll #original characters #furry #furry art

[milk5]

New additions to the emoji language i invented

🍺🧀 = Beer cheese

🍺🧀🥨 = beer cheese with dipping pretzel

👬🍺🧀 = Lets get beer cheese

👬🍺🧀🥨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻 = Lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️ = lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun!

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun and

[theygotlost]

my piece for the @h2g2-gift-exchange! ford and his buddy hitch (@robotinspace) kick back at an intergalactic pub 🍻

#thhgttg #h2g2 #ford prefect #h2g2 oc #mine

[viahiptop]

🍻 the pub

#animal crossing #ac:nh #cosy gaming #animal crossing new horizons

[stxrshxpxd]

🍻 fic friday;

a familiar face

90s damon albarn x reader

damon fan, reader singer, flirty

”Now there’s a familiar face,” I said and scanned his body up and down as I approached him. He smiled under his choppy fringe and blushing cheeks.

“Big fan?” I teased and sat down next to him in the bar. He had followed me and my band to the nearest pub after the show tonight, during which he was eyeing me the whole time. He had actually been to several of our shows the last few months. I was probably supposed to be wary for my safety, but I was pretty sure I could take him in a fight. Besides, the look in his eyes was much closer to affection than violence anyway.

“You’re a great band,” he mumbled with a nod of the head. I held in a chuckle and settled for a small grin.

“Listen. I would act humble and introduce myself to make you tell me your name, but I think you know mine.”

“Damon,” he laughed softly and held out his warm hand, which I shook.

“This is the part where I say ‘that’s a pretty name’ right?”

“No, I think it’s the part where I insist that I could be ‘Your Lover For The Night’.”

He quoted our debut single title back to me with a mock smirk and I couldn’t keep from rolling my eyes along with my laughter.

“Oh, I’ve neeever heard that one before,” I teased and twirled my drink around in my hand, trailing my eyes down his lanky body.

“Tell me what line would work then,” Damon continued and I smiled quietly back at him. He looked a bit nervous to be talking to me but was hiding it well.

“Generally a couple minutes of begging works for the other guys,” I joked cruelly. Damon chuckled and dropped his head, letting his fringe hang and allowing me a moment to inspect his profile. He sure was prettier than most of the other guys.

“I’ll gladly rave about how gorgeous you are,” he said boldly as he glanced back up at me again. This time it was my turn to blush lightly and I had to break eye contact for a moment. I looked down at my still sweaty body sitting on the bar stool beneath me, glancing at my leather clad legs and my half visible chest under my thin tank top. I quickly gained my usual confidence back.

“Tell me in the restroom over there,” I ordered with my strong gaze meeting his again and my sly grin painting my lips. I swallowed the last sip of my drink and hooked my finger into the collar of his t-shirt, slipping off my stool and pulling him with me.

#dude why do my blurbs suck these days #britpop #90s #blur #damon albarn #fic #imagine #damon albarn x reader #fic friday

[halorvic]

hi! i reblogged the Vonnegut quote you posted earlier and when i was looking on my own page i saw your username. literally recognised it instantly, im back on here after like 5 years but i used to be really into doctor who and loved your art!! the equivalent of running into someone from school in the pub when you're home for christmas hehe

👋🍻

#5 yrs... how times change and yet stay exactly the same #Anonymous #[[x]] #scribblin' #ocs #muscular blob

[hiraethedits]

𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐑𝐏 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

NOTE: Some options are both SAFE and NOT SAFE for work/tumblr. Send me an ask to approach my muse at:

🍻 a local dive bar/pub

🥡 a food truck 

✨  a popular nightclub

🎪  a fairground 

🍸  while they’re sitting alone at a hotel bar 

☕  a 24 hour café 

👠  a strip club 

🎃  a Halloween/costume party 

🎄  a Christmas party

🎇 a New Year’s celebration

🎧 a silent disco 

👻 a haunted house 

🩸 a vampire bar 

⛳ a mini golf course 

🎷 a jazz bar 

🎳 a bowling alley 

🍝 a fancy restaurant 

📓 a college party 

🏒 a sports event 

👗  an old school dance hall

⛸   an ice skating/roller rink 

🎰 a casino 

👾 an arcade 

🏊🏻‍♂️ a pool

👙 a beach party 

🎨 an art museum 

🎱 a pool hall

🎸 a live concert 

🎬 an underground film

🍾 a high class party 

🥩 a BBQ/cookout 

🎂 a birthday party 

🍹 a rooftop party/get together 

💋 a sex club 

🧜🏻‍♂️ a tattoo parlor 

🥊 a fight club 

Alternatively send ___ + reverse for my muse to approach yours.

#rp meme #emoji rp meme #rp ask meme #emoji ask meme #ask meme #rp prompts #ask prompt #emoji prompt

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

phew, ok gonna just ramble for a minute! for the last couple of days i've been getting so caught up in my milex feelings and the letdown after the anticipation that i almost forgot to be properly excited for this trip 🙈 but now that i'm actually in dublin, after listening to arctic monkeys and miles tunes on the flight and getting hyped about seeing my one of my best irl friends from london again for the first time since june, it's much easier for me to put things in perspective, thank goodness!! i'd have kicked myself later if i spent my time here moping (which i've kind of been doing these past two days) instead of being excited about getting to see my all time favourite band play again (twice!!) AND with miles as well, and just have a fun trip with my friends in dublin (even though it'll be raining cats and dogs, but we'll be in the pub most of the time anyway 🍻)

after the london gig in june i really thought that was it for a couple of years, so to have been given this extra opportunity to see them again so soon is insane and an absolute blessing. i'm SO fucking excited, i can't even tell you 😭 these will be my 8th and 9th arctic monkeys gigs to date, and i'm still just as hyped as i was 10 years ago, and i think that's worth reflecting on for a minute ❤️

i'm putting some more musings about the milex situation under the cut for anyone who might be interested in a different perspective, but mostly it's just for me, to be able to untangle the mess that my mind has been in these past few days. also, please know that i'm definitely not trying to invalidate anyone's concerns or diminish anyone's feelings, because lord knows i've been feeling all the things the past few days and all those feelings are very (very) real!

i guess what i just keep coming back to is the fact that arctic monkeys (or alex, really, lbr) asked miles to be the support for these four dates when they absolutely didn't have to do that, and that if there was any bad blood between them then they totally could've asked anyone else. but they didn't, they asked miles! and miles agreed! it's much more likely that the fact that they're not playing together is due to logistics (with the orchestra and limited rehearsal time) and wanting to highlight miles's new album than any personal reasons tbh. they're professionals doing their jobs first and foremost, and while obviously we'd love a display of sentimentality, if that doesn't fit the show for whatever reason then it makes sense they don't give us that. i'm sure it's all been discussed and agreed on between them, and that they're doing perfectly fine behind the scenes. it's true that miles shows us a lot of himself, but alex and the other boys do not, so it also makes sense to me that what miles shares about them/their interactions with him is limited too, much as i'd love to see him gush about them and post bts footage. i always find that i get easily swept up in emotions and conjecture when i'm watching things unfold from a distance, through the tumblr/fandom lens, but i forget sometimes that that is a heavily coloured lens, and that real life is often very different, despite what social media etc. may seem to show. and for me personally, i've noticed that sometimes it's really good to break out of the bubble for a bit and see things from a different perspective, so i'm glad i was able to do that before my shows!

also, on a side note, i've seen some people being disappointed that alex didn't dedicate bodypaint to miles but just gave him a shoutout, but to me the distinction doesn't matter too much. he mentioned miles when he didn't have to, and miles stayed to watch the boys do their thing after his own set, and he didn't have to do that either if he wasn't feeling it. the fact is that recently there have been more and more signs that our boys are actually growing closer again than they seemingly have been for a few years, and while obviously i just want them to give us everything and announce a tlsp reunion and also profess their undying love for each other while they're at it, maybe their doing what they can right now, and they just need a bit more time to get to where they once were. we all need time to heal, or something like that, anyway. i obviously don't know anything, but this possiblity seems just as if not more likely to me than the other option (which would be that any of this is a sign they're growing further apart, instead), so i'm good with that for the moment.

anyway, this is just me talking to myself on the plane and creating some perspective for myself, but maybe someone else might find it helpful too, who knows. in any case, i'm going to do my best to enjoy it all to the fullest!! and while obviously getting to see them do something together would be brilliant, it would just be the cherry on an otherwise already really fucking delicious cake ❤️

#i know nobody probably cares about my ramblings but it felt good to get it out ❤️ #arctic monkeys #alex turner #miles kane #milex #minnie talks

[sugarcutter]

Pov : Oda's warlords take a trip to the pub 🍻! (modern era)

and Ieyasu came out alone- 😂😂

#ikemen sengoku #fanart #ikesen #cybrid #otp ship #ikesen ieyasu #tokugawa ieyasu #date masamune #ikemen sengoku masamune #ikemen sengoku ieyasu #meme

[thethreebroomsticksficfest]

We're moving! 🍻

Hello TTB! Our blog got mistakenly flagged many months ago, and it has made finding the blog and tag notifications difficult. So, before we move on to our next fest (coming soon!), we have made ourselves a shiny new blog.

Please head over to @thethreebroomsticksfic and give us a follow!

This blog will remain up, and links to all the previous fest content will be linked in a pinned masterpost over at the new blog, so none of the hard work that our wonderful fest participants have put forth will be going anywhere.

This blog will essentially remain up as an archive, and we look forward to bringing you all new content very soon on the shiny new blog!

Please give us a follow and a share, so we can welcome all our pub patrons back!

P.S. Want to join the TTB Discord server? Follow this link!

#hp fanfic #ttb #harry potter #canon compliant #new blog #discord

[nonnienautskie]

🍻BEER AT THE PUB🍻

Finally, it's Friday! Let's raise our glasses and toast to the weekend at the pub. Cheers to good company, great conversations, and refreshing beers!

nonnie.bio.link

#beer #beerlover #beeroftheday #red corset #corset #pub #restaurant #bar #bar lady

[whattheflockbirbs]

Welcome to my pub, we have birb on tap 🍻

#Zuko the lovebird #what the flock #bird #pet #parrot #lovebird #peachfaced lovebird

[simspaghetti]

Do and Amy go on a little date to their local pub to settle in after the big move! 🍻

#helloooo it's my reading week so i have a bit more time to post again! #happy spooky day btw!! hope you all had a lovely october 🎃 #Sims 3 #TS3 #Simblr #Sims Legacy #TS3 Gameplay #Random Legacy #Blossoming Legacy #Blossoming2 #Eduardo Blossom #Amy Blossom #Martina Frimann #faves