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chloefraazers · 5 months

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Niloy November Day 22: Joke aka Keeping Up with the Gauntlet Racers

Horizon Forbidden West (2022)

#horizon forbidden west #niloy #aloy/nil #niloynovember #hfwedit #hfw aloy #hfw nil #mine*gif #dailyvideogames #gamerdaily #videogameedit #at least i make myself laugh

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electronicwitchcollection · 5 months

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Random thought swimming around my hollow head today 🙃

The Captains does secret Santa for Christmas

No one besides Ukitake and Komamura wanted to take part. Ukitake stole Shunsuis hat to place all the names in

Everyone is praying that they aren’t the one Kurotsuchi picked

Kensei pulled Soi fon , Shinji convinced him (with copious amounts of alcohol) that she wouldn’t want the weight set he had picked out, and instead tricked him she would want sexy underwear. They’re still looking for Kensei. Kenpachi couldn’t care less, didn’t even look at the name he pulled. Yachuru however loved it (and made all the vice captains do their own secret santa, in which all the names in the hat were her own) and drew a picture on Ikkakus head for Ukitake, she made Ikakku follow him around all day so he could enjoy her drawing, which he very much did. Ikakku did not.

Byakuya got Kenpachi. Gifted him a dictionary. He uses it to keep the door open when it’s hot.

Shinji pulled Komamura. Jokingly gave him dog biscuits from the world of the living. He loved them. Shinji couldn’t hide his disgusted face as he watched him chow down

Kurotsuchi pulled Shinjis name. He gave Shinji a Reccord. Pleasantly surprised he went home to listen to it, it was 4 hours of Mayuri screaming. He knew it was four hours long because Kurotsuchi modified it to be unable to removed until it finished. Nothing he could do could turn it off. He hated this damn secret Santa.

Histugaya was probably the only one to doing something normal. Pulled Byakuya, bought him fancy tea. Ukitake pulled Kensei, thought he needed a hobby to help with his anger issues, bought him a bonsai tree. He actually quite liked it. Spent ages tending to it while hiding from soi fon

Komamura got Hitsugaya. After struggling to come up with an idea, he asked Ukitake who seemed friendly with the young Captain. He was baffled and delighted at the multiple gift baskets filled with sweets, chocolates and toys Ukitake already had prepared, and offered him one to give to him. Hitsugaya really wished he would get older already

Soifon got Mayuri. She gave him a ridiculous amount of fancy machinery used for all kind of experiments. Some he hadn’t even heard of and enjoyed figuring out what they were and what they did. That was until a pissed off Urahara came to try and get back all his belongings that had been stolen him. Apparently Hachi was good on his promise and sealed Urahara away using kido, Soi fon very much enjoyed as Urahara watched helplessly as she stole all his things

Shunsui picked his own name, and never mentioned it. He bought himself a bottle of sake and made a big show about gifting it to himself and then thanking himself. He thoroughly enjoyed himself. Sipping on his own gift to himself while watching the madness unfold

Yamamoto banned secret Santa the following year due to too many fights breaking out

I know it’s ages away. But merry Christmas 😂

#Bleach #Bleach christmas #My mind is mental #jushiro ukitake #shunsui kyoraku #byakuya kuchiki #shinji hirako #kensei muguruma #soi fon #sajin komamura #mayuri kurotsuchi #toshiro hitsugaya #kenpachi zaraki #secret Santa #just for fun #At least I make myself laugh

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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James: I was so caught up in my first kiss with Regulus that for a moment, I lived in a world where I was kissing Regulus

#this made me laugh so hard #at least i make myself laugh #jegulus #incorrect quotes #jegulus incorrect quotes #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #source: idk

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ash-rigby · 4 months

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everything you say to yeast