#at least I have chicken

[gallade-x-treme]

LEEROOOOOOOY JAGEN

#Banished from the Hero's Party I Decided to Live a Quiet Life in the Countryside #Danan LeBeau #Rit #Red #at least i have chicken

[pokeberry5]

inspired by those textposts about dick rocking up to the rest of titans with tim for the first time and kori et al. being like: is that the stalker kid???

bonus:

warm ups:

#sart #dc #koriand'r #tim drake #victor stone #dick grayson #dick & tim #'i'll do a quick meme redraw between things' <- A FOOL #i was skimming ntt issues for costume refs and im. So concerned #also apologies to the people who've actually read ntt i could not for the life of me tell who was and wasnt still part of the roster #by the time tim is fully robin and hanging with dick #i dont think i did kori's hair justice :') #and i chickened out of her og costume bc it's. a Lot #also this is unironically my favorite nightwing look #MULLETWING MY BELOVED #GONE TOO SOON #at least in batman collected stuff #ig i have to read ntt too at some point #ALSO if anyone knows the textpost im talking about!!! pls lmk #bc i cant find it

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[uncharted-constellations]

Sasuke boutta drop the hottest diss-track of 2k23

#naruto #sasuke uchiha #art #my art #this started with the idea of sasuke having tigers for summons and then for whatever reason changed to chickens #i have no idea why #but yeah this is vaguely influenced by a nart fic im writing that ill probably never finish #but im trying to get a good 12 chapters out of it before i crash so #we’ll see if i have at least a part one #anyways give sasuke sakuras hitai-ate 2023 #i think its fun! #eyestrain

[rocketbirdie]

the tyrant king

#gotta admit dreadking is the perfect name #considering how much i dread the thought of ever having to fight this flaming bastard lizard chicken again. #but at least he's got cool colors! #my art <3 #monster hunter #monhun #mh #rathalos

[alphabetcompletionist]

i think i've finally got streaming worked out, but in case i haven't, we're gonna do a trial run this wednesday in preparation for the inbox unboxing. come join me or don't, it's optional. (this post goes up at ~2PM EST if that gives you any idea)

twitch.tv/alphabetcompletionist

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24/26

#and per se and #i know i have the toggle flipped for VODs at least #it's more getting everything lined up right in OBS i worry about #was hoping for monday but i forgot it's a holiday. the delay's for the best anyhow i think #you lot better hold me to this btw. feel like i might chicken out

[foldingfittedsheets]

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I was so hoping that my unhinged pickle post didn’t make the cut… alas…

#tumblrtop10 #top ten posts of 23 #not surprising #I thought the chicken fucking would be on here but I guess the date of origin was 2022 so I at least don’t have that to be embarrassed abou #ramblies

[kedreeva]

Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?

My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.

I do! They taste like an egg.

I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently

#the yolk is REALLY THICK #like dense #I've had goose and duck and they're fairly similar in consistency #waterfowl tend to have fluffy whites #peafowl whites are also pretty dense #Personally I like peafowl eggs better than chicken and duck and goose and quail #but quail is a close second #very smooth and silky yolk #hardboiled quail eggs are the best egg #it's just the right amount of egg parts #anything bigger and you're wading through a sea of white #and whites are my least favorite to eat #usually I cook the yolks of peafowl eggs for me and give the whites back to the birds #asks #peafowl #eggs #bug the peahen #peahens

[fernfreakingtastic]

If you're having a bad day but think you don't deserve someone or even yourself being nice to you:

Shane, even at his lowest, has the farmer want to see him and care about hearing how he's doing. Even when he was at his meanest/lowest points in the game, everyone that collectively put in the effort to see those hearts with him rise up knew what they were walking into. They still came by sometimes every single day they could to give him something they hoped he liked and talked to him to see how he was doing. They genuinely wanted to see him smiling and happy with his aunt and niece and get better. Whether platonically or romantically they care for him

You deserve your own farmer.

You deserve to treat yourself like how the farmer treats Shane when they're trying to get his heart events

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #me having feelings when someone accurately describes why i love Shane #i dont like how if you marry him his room in the house is an utter mess with cans but honesty #i look at my room especially on my bad days with the pop cans i keep forgetting to recycle or at least get out of my room #and i remember Shane probably has bad days to #i'd check to help him try to keep it cleaned up whether just as a reminder or actually helping him #i wouldnt make him feel like shit but still call him out if it was needed #i need to be like the farmer and care about myself like i care about Shane #If i wanna see those blue chickens i need to give myself something i like that makes me happy #add on: i do still understand why some people dont like Shane and honestly? completely fine with that! they see him differently than i do #also yes hi im not dead im just 🌟tired but trying🌟

[sunnibits]

god. something about samfro is so…

#idk. something ab the fact that Sam is a gardener and a cook. or at least enjoys/is good at cooking. #like…. the implications. the fact that out of all the companions you could have chosen to accompany our frail sad protagonist #into a harsh grey land with no joy and no light or warmth #the fact that Sam cooks for him?? for both of them?! #the fact that he kept soices in his pocket and carried it all that way?? just in case they were having a roast chicken one night!!! #(​*spices) #the way he makes sure Frodo always gets enough food and drink. that he always gets enough to eat. even when Frodo is so weak and tired #like!! theyre in the middle of a wasteland so far from home but Samwise Gamgee is cooking him a hot meal and filling his belly with soup!! #it’s SO fucking tender and SO fucking special to me #I love Sam so much and I love those gay little hobbits #do you remember the taste of strawberries…. #samfro #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #oh btw Vee if ur seeing this. this was unfinished in my drafts but I decided to complete my thoughts and post it right now just for u #I wanted to make you feel insane hope u enjoy

[brittie-frog]

You know what my favourite part of watching blue's POV of purgatory?

Whenever they walk into their base and the background noise of snowball throwing from their xp farm and the screaming of the hundreds of chickens in like a 3x3 hole.

#just everytime they walk in #also the minor mooing in the back but at least theyve given more space to them #i dont know the exact dimensions but #bad did joke about waiting till they died of compression sydrome #bolas rojas have the ROO ROO ROO of their cult but soulfire have the clucking of hundreds of chickens #which would you rather have in the background for your fav streamer 24/7?? #qsmp #qsmp team blue #qsmp team soulfire #qsmp purgatory

[mishkakagehishka]

Being an adult is a mixed bag bc on the one hand if i'm craving something, i can simply go and buy it and nobody can tell me i can't, but on the other hand, i have to buy it myself with my own money and time.

#and then i also have to make it myself #i wanna give frying chicken a try and all #but then my flour has expired so i have to buy flour i have to buy crumbs i have to buy the chicken... #i can make it with a side of rice so at least i have that #i could try and buy some sorta salad too and maybe mozzarella or feta to mix in it #and i wanna buy cereal i'm kinda craving it too #so ig today'll be interesting

[kennyomegasweave]

I get why Heart doesn't talk. I'm hard of hearing. I'm not deaf, I just can't hear super well and it will continue to get progressively worse. I'm also loud af because of that. I've had people I'm out with shush me in public places because of it and, I get why they do it because everybody doesn't want to hear me yell, but it still sucks. Because I love to talk.

So for Heart, whose parents have completely removed him from society, most likely due to misplaced shame at his condition, there's a huge chance they haven't let him talk since. He probably did try to keep talking at first and I'm guessing they shut it down because he couldn't control his volume and tone. And now he just doesn't.

Which is a whole other level of heartbreaking to me. Deaf people do not owe it to anyone to speak. But people who had hearing, for an extended period of time and not just the first few years of life, are used to talking. That's how we've been raised to communicate since birth basically. And so when people take that away because we're too loud? It hurts. So much.

I don't think he'll start talking again, nor do I think he needs to. But the fact that he doesn't, when he was hearing and speaking for 12 years, and how it was most likely a choice made for him to not "embarrass" his parents? Or make them feel guilty he got sick? And how his parents also didn't even bother to learn sign either? It's just devastating to me.

#moonlight chicken #I love when deaf and hard of hearing characters exist #I relate more to the ones that lost their hearing after having it most of their life more #obviously cause that's my life #and so heart who has hearing for at least like 12 years #oh he's gonna break my heart because of how he's being treated because of it #regular clyde #this is just my wading in #because I've seen a lot of posts asking why he doesn't talk #and I've seen a lot of posts saying he doesn't owe anyone talking #and I think both are right things to ask and say! #and obviously I don't speak for like everyone #this is just my take on it #as a bitch that can no longer watch anything without subtitles #and has to get the assisted listening devices for plays #and can only hear lyrics if the music is real loud

[jolselin]

if i had a nickel for every time aof noppharnach directed a show in which earth pirapat plays a character much older than his actual age from a lower class background who's convinced he's somewhat unloveable and impossible to have a relationship with opposite mix sahaphap whose character is significantly younger and more rich but who tries to integrate himself into the other's environment and also khaotung thanawat is there and a sweetheart i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

#at least earth seems to have taken some acting classes between atots and mlc... don't tell me about clw i haven't seen it #a tale of thousand stars #moonlight chicken