#astronaut shitposting

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #142

It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!

#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #writing prompt #poor danny #Danny is the ancient of space #Magic users trying to make a deal with Danny #Constantine grabbed the boy before any deals could be made #Danny just wanted to become an astronaut #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use #On my main I’m going to try to shitpost daily #I posted some game screenshots yesterday of some scores I was proud of #Feel free to ask me anything

[walnutcookie]

"baby" XN is a little different in size compared to a regular cookie baby

#xylitol nova cookie #astronaut cookie #cookie run #cookie run fanart #my shitposts

[dougielombax]

Faction Paradox fans when they see the dead skull of anything that isn’t a human being:

*this is obviously a secret faction paradox reference by the creators, even if they didn’t know it, how could it be anything else?!*

Bottom text.

Shut up.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #doctor who #gifs #faction paradox #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #skull #skulls #the skeleton appears #bear witness #reference #what #dead astronaut #Captain #wild blue yonder #rip #poor bastard #shut up #bottom text #moist critikal #don’t explain the joke #no context #feel free to reblog #corpse #cadaver

[doodles-with-noodles]

Today I was in an exhibition for space and they had an orbit simulator. Of course my annoying space obsessed fool ass had to go on it and tbh I expected it to be terrible because all books I have ever read say that it is a horrible thing and you get dizzy. So I was a little concerned.

They lied.

Cue to me having the best two minutes of my life getting turned upside down and spun around while strapped to that thing (although my sight was a little blurry). 10/10 would recommend and do again. Didn’t even get dizzy.

#shitpost #noodles open mouth and shit do come out #space #astronaut #orbit simulator my beloved #horrible my ass #all those authors just didn’t have strong bowels #also they had freeze dried vacuum packaged food exhibited. From 2017 #And a lot of original spacesuits and plans and size accurate models it was pretty cool #I got a t shirt

[sailoreddy]

#sailor moon #meme #pretty guardian sailor moon #bishoujo senshi sailor moon #sailor moon memes #usagi tsukino #astronaut #it always has been #shitpost #disney #disney+ #disney princess #dic entertainment

[the-cosmic-yeet]

There is no escape

#shitpost #tumblr ad #tumblr ad meme #pikachu man #astronaut ad #photoedit

[jaebirds]

#chainsaw man #pochita #chainsawman #csm art #csm fanart #csm memes #memes #meme #art meme #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #digital #anime fanart #artists on patreon #digital drawing #shitposting #astronaut panel

[xenonmoon]

Layla walked into Steven's flat carrying a bag of groceries and immediately felt something was off. She caught Marc and Steven very deep into an argument, nervously working on wearing out the floor by walking in circles with a small mirror on their hands.

"What's going on?" she said, following them with her gaze.

They stopped and stared at her, one of those brief moments of silence filled with tension waiting only to get loose again.

Marc opened his mouth but Steven quickly swept in.

"No, you will NOT involve her in this"

"Yes, I am. She will agree with me and this'll be over"

"What's going on...!" remarked Layla, slightly raising her tone.

They stood in there in silence for almost half a minute, a mixed expression on the body's face until it sorted itself out into a soft one.

"Alright, alright, I'll do it" said Steven, taking a deep breath.

"If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?"

#moon knight #moon knight series #mcu moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #layla el faouly #mk fanfic #if you can consider it a fanfic???? #it's more of a shitpost #layla: so you've been fighting over this for... how long? #steven: uhm- a while? #marc: one hour and half #layla: seriously guys?? #[silence] #layla: ....are the astronauts armed with weapons?

[tiredfoxtf]

I'm sorry for dr spam, but desperate times ask for desperate measures.

#> tired shitpost #that being one certain purple pure of heart dumb of ass astronaut #Literally saves my ass every time i love this stupid fucking idiot (affectionate)

[catgirl-kaiju]

Okay, but these are all so good

Loving the queen in top center with a bi pride flag patch on her spacesuit

I want so much to draw all of these

#ai generated #dall e mini #catgirl #neko #nekomimi #astronaut #spacesuit #space exploration #unreality #shitpost #comedy #humor #anime #bi pride

[walnutcookie]

leader of alien planet tries earthbread food

#xylitol nova cookie #astronaut cookie #cookie run #cookie run fanart #my shitposts #my art

[aria-greenhoodie]

She’s sorry, we promise! Click for quality!

Part two to This

#aria draws #digital art #oc #shitpost #oc art #digital drawing #astronaut oc #alien oc #the space lesbians #space oc #oc comic #comic #yes cielo is gay and yes he’s gay specifically for Demie

[misterpissmanjunior]

the carousel begins to spin faster and faster, the music reaching a higher, more frenetic tempo. children scream and clutch at the poles, trying desperately to hold on, but the popcorn butter and frybread grease from innumerable other carnival-goers makes them slippery, and many are flung away into the churro-scented darkness. in the end, only timmy (age 9, muskegon, mi) is left. several men in lab coats emerge from the nearby house of mirrors and brusquely inform him that he is ‘centrifugally gifted’ and is being drafted into the space force. he is not heard from again

#i mean they’re probably really hurting for recruits right #especially since jeff bezos has indentured all the good astronauts #shitpost #space #space force #unfunny #but i don’t care #this came to me on a train and i wrote it down right the fuck there and then #personal shit #bad writing #government agency fanfic #prose poem

[doodles-with-noodles]

Hey d’you think the NASA or ESA would shoot me into space even if I have mild dyscalculia? I’m sad

#shitpost #noodles open mouth and shit do come out #I think this should be a genre on my blog #like #astronaut blues #I’m having the astronaut blues #space exploration #space #astronaut #nasa #esa

[sparklweee]

having a controversial but ultimately benign opinion is so ridiculously fun

like i have got very serious™ people on tables and up in arms about pineapple pizza or what defines a sandwich

and sometimes i do it on purpose which is not good to be fair but it's funni

so yeah guess what i did today

#it was about cavemen v.s astronauts #which good on you if you get that reference #GENRiC POST #GENRiC BLOG #shitpost #controversial #cavemen would win

[not-your-lifeline]

Uh... that's it?

That was honestly super short and story wasn't much different from Bad Astronaut. Except it had way more sarcasm and pop culture references.

#Lifeline #Beside You in Time #spoilers #shitposting #ending feels really disappointing and empty #it's basically Bad Astronaut without visuals and the Pwyilen #and the surprisingly it also has less dialogue variation than Bad Astronaut #in previous games I had time to explore different routes and dead endings but in BYIT it was just a smooth sailing straight to the ending #also Taylor's reaction to 'returning' to the parallel universe's earth is jarring as well #like this isn't really your home??? there could be another Taylor in this earth like T2 and you're technically non existent?? #why are you okay with that?? #even mentioning meeting up with parallel universe' version of the player(lifeline) is so weird #because that would be just a total stranger #I would be devastated if I was in the same situation #like... how can you just leave your world behind? what about your cat?? what about that birthday dinner with your mom??? #also what's with HelpBot's sudden change in behavior? why not resist and try to stop Taylors from destroying the entire space station #it doesn't make sense because Helpbot was clearly distressed in one of the dead endings where Taylor gets infected and cuts the connection #Taylor ended up being stranded in a world where they have no family and friend and traumatized by the whole experience forever #without any way to go back to their home #this isn't the ending we deserve #certainly this isn't the ending we wanted for sure