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#assigned dilf by discord server
disqualifiedguy · 3 years
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Shitty parents? Not anymore I’m your dad now get in the car we’re getting McDonald’s.
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ivy-loves-chocolate · 3 years
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Can I request Resident evil guys with a small female reader hc.. also what do they think of her..
Note: Awww 🥺 sure, this such a cute request! Also, I don’t know what type of HCs did you want so i wrote SFW ones 😊.
Warnings: none.
My Discord server if you want to join.
My ko-fi if you want to support me.
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Albert Wesker:
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He doesn’t care about the height of his s/o as long as she does her job. Still, he will take it in consideration and, if she works with him, he’ll assign her in missions accordingly to her size.
He has a thing for small women, and that’s obvious from his STARS day (undeveloped photo named “raising rookie” which was hidden in his office 👀), even if he doesn’t want to admit. That being said, the size difference will somehow make him have a soft spot for her.
Her likes to see her smaller hands being engulfed in his massive ones. Her head will comfortable rest on his chest while standing and he won’t hesitate to run a gloved hand through her hair. He likes when he has to bend a little so she can kiss him on the lips, it somehow makes him feel more powerful.
Leon Kennedy :
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Younger Leon: he will be so sweet about it and for example if he sees her struggling trying to reach for an object he won’t hesitate to help.
He won’t be able to say no. He just thinks you’re so cute and he just wants to see her smile.
I picture Leon as someone who will share his food during laugh time, and because he has a soft spot for her, he’ll buy some food he knows she likes and will give it to her.
While training at the shooting range, if he will end up helping her aiming, he likes to rest his chin on her head while guiding her body to the right position. While shooting, he’ll rest his hands on her shoulders and watch proudly how her aim gets better.
Older Leon: he will still help her, because a part of his old self is still inside him, but he will have his moments when he will be cocky about it. There will be some moments when his one-liners will exit his mouth but he will make sure to make it up (when he has free time).
He thinks she needs constant protection, and will ask Hunnigan if she can put a bodyguard or two near her, but in a way she won’t see them because he knows she’ll get upset.
In his free time, besides making it up for his lines, he will teach her self defense techniques, especially with a knife. He doesn’t see her carrying very big and heavy weapons so he will focus on small weapons.
Carlos Oliveira:
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Constant tease. Also she will be his new elbow rester.
Lift her out of the blue. It doesn’t matter, meeting, in a middle of a conversation, doing work, he will lift up her body with his strong arms and will carry her around the room just for the fun of hearing her cursing and demanding to be put down.
Will send stupid WikiHow articles on “how to talk with small people”, “how to hug a girl who is shorter than you”, and the list can go on.
Still, he knows when to not cross the line. When he’s not teasing, he is actually sweet and carrying. He knows his little girl can handle anything, but he will be precarious.
Chris Redfield:
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This dilf will be constantly worried about you, and because he doesn’t realize how big he actually is, he will tend to see her much smaller than she actually may be.
He works for BSAA, so this means she will be extra guarded. Not necessarily because of her frame, but Chris in general is a overly protective guy.
No one will dare saying anything regarding her height, because they will be afraid of the muscular, gym addicted, guy from behind her. One death glare and it’s over.
She can tell him all she wants that she doesn’t need extra protection, his savior complex will surpass her speech. However, on the moment he will say like her, to not crush her authority, but will end up doing like him.
Ethan Winters:
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The ultimate small s/o protector™.
He won’t hesitate to curse the unfortunate person who mocked her because of her height. He will defend her honor at any cost. Seriously, he won’t hesitate to fight.
He knows she can handle every situation, but he will still be a little more cautious because he can’t hold it. He’ll share some of his books that Chris gave to him about self defense and will offer to teach her basic techniques too.
Ethan doesn’t think she needs extra protection, but his paternal instinct will say otherwise. He will end up being called “clingy”, “paranoid”, but honestly, he doesn’t care. He saw death right in front of him because he wasn’t careful enough when needed, and he in not taking any chances.
Jake Muller:
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He won’t shut up about it. The bastard is 190 cm, and her, well, smaller than him.
Constant tease.
“Aww, you can’t reach that can’t you?” He will say while smirking down at her and holding the item she wants in his hand.
She will end up slapping him, because he knows no boundaries. He knows he made a mistake, but won’t apologize directly. Instead, he will take her to a fancy place or buy her fancy and luxurious things to make it up for it.
He likes her deeply inside, and he thinks that by acting like a jerk he will make her tougher to other’s criticism. When he is in a good mood, he let that information slip through his lips.
Nikolai Zinoviev:
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The same as Albert, he doesn’t care about her size, for him it’s important to do the job.
There will be sometimes when he will doubt about her abilities, but he will remind himself that it’s not his busses and that money are what matters.
He likes to say that to him a lot to suppress the guilt, but when in a dangerous situation he won’t hesitate to act. It’s one of those rare occasions that leave Nikolai speechless.
When they arrive in a safe spot, he’ll throw the reader that he carried so far on the ground and will leave the room, but not before saying “Take care next time. Don’t be deadweight.”
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binniesthighs · 3 years
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binniesthighs 6 months!
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♡ binniesthighs 6 months of hornies anniversary collab ♡
for my six month anniversary(hehe) with binniesthighs, i’d love for us to have a lil party! it’s been so fun to have this blog and getting to know all of you cuties!! let’s write together!!! let the hornies (or fuzzies) run wild! <3 
➜the scoop! 
slots open till: May 14, 2021
first deadline: June 1, 2021
collab end: June 21, 2021 (ro’s bday hehe) 
*you are free to drop at any time, just let me know at least a week in advance please! 
~depending on interest, submissions will be posted one per day till the 21st! 
~also depending on interest, i could make a lil discord for us to plan! (i just need to learn how to make one first LOL) 
see prompt list below! 
➜accepted content!
fanfics 500 words and longer 
sfw and nsfw works accepted :) 
self inserts for any kind of reader (female, male, gender neutral) 
MUST be consensual! Non-con content is not permitted. 
all genres are welcome! (fluff, smut, angst) 
the sky is the limit! :D 
➜fanfic prompts (tropes!) 
for this collab, prompting will be based around tropes! i’ve included my faves! 
**limited to two slots per trope however i would love if we could fill one for each! 
***slots will be first come first serve, so please let me know as soon as possible which one you would like to write for! 
arranged marriage
bang or die 
boarding school au
college au (FULL)
enemies to lovers 
established relationship 
fake relationship 
fantasy au (FULL)
first time au 
friends to lovers 
hurt comfort 
idol au 
inspired by a song 
in vino veritas (drunken confession) 
milf or dilf 
mutual pining 
poly relationship 
power dynamics 
pwp 
roommates to lovers 
slow burn 
soulmate au 
strangers to lovers 
unrequited love 
**once the tropes are assigned/ the collab call is closed on 05/14, I’ll make a calendar to schedule the release of each fic! 
➜rules!
MUST be 18+ to join this collab (and have this listed on your account for me to check too--this is a part of my account rules)
before submitting, please be sure to properly tag your writing piece for all potentially triggering content as well as all sexually explicit content. 
when writing, please keep in mind that fanfics are meant to be written about anyone, so please refrain from using language that might exclude certain readers from relating to a fic (such as mentioning specific skin colors, hair types and body types) 
➜how to join! 
reblog this post and in the tags you can say something like “i’d love to join!” 
send me an ask or dm telling me which trope and member you’d like to write for! 
if you’d like to be a part of the discord server too please let me know! 
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