nagisa: karma is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
rio: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
tomohito: tackle him!
itona: dump him.
gakushuu: date me instead-
hiroto: kick him in the shin!
karma: no to all of those! just ask me to lean down!!
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Hello how are you doing today. May I request a E class x reader who runs a gossip page on their class and even the teacher and just likes to start chaos. And know one suspect it them (🤫)
End class x Reader w a Gossip page // small karma-reader moment but can be seen as platonic too.
This account has to be private because the main campus are ruthless, so you do that and follow only class 3E.
Then when everyone starts talking about it Korosensei feels left out and desperately wants to be follow-accepted by the account, he made an Instagram just for it.
His username would be something like @user73637287363828 cause he doesn’t know how to work the app. (Irina teaches him after a while)
They all reply to your posts in the stupidest ways, half of the time they’re beefing in the replies.
@Maehara_Hiroto: My ass looks flat in that angle
@410Ryoma: (reply to Maehara_Hiroto) it looks like that irl wdym?
@Maehara_Hiroto: fuck you.
Your posts vary from:
“Rio has a crush on someone in class 🤫”
to “Korosensei caught following Kayano and Nagisa home.”
YOU POST ABOUT YOURSELF TO NOT MAKE IT OBVIOUS TOO
“[Name] can’t stop watching Josh Hutcherson edits.”
You reply on your main account to again lower suspicion
@[your user] Neither can the rest of the world.
@n9kamura.rio: (reply to you) same honestly
@user73637287363828 (aka Koro): [Name] please focus on your class work, this morning you mistakenly wrote his name on your math work, this Josh Hutcherson man can wait.
@[your user] No he can’t.
@akabane_karma: (reply to you) but I can? I’ve been on delivered for 2 hours start typing.
At first they think it has to be a stalker, they go full seek mode
You won’t admit it because you cannot let Terasaka know you’re the one who posted the picture of him petting a stray cat.
Eventually they give up the stalker theory and start suspecting eachother.
“Alright who posted the picture of me getting my arm stuck in the vending machine??” Maehara is actually the biggest victim because he’s always doing stupid shit.
“Now that I think about it… Isogai you were the last person with me!”
“You know my phone was dead right? I told you- ‘hey I have to charge my phone’ and I turn around to see your hand jammed in the machine over a bag of Doritos.”
“…it was hot fries actually.”
You come clean at the end of the year but they got attached to the account and force you to continue :)
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MaeIso (ft. ChiHaya and RioMegu) Log
Notes:
-Originally, this was supposed to be titled "Assassination Classroom Class doodles" or smth but like. It's literally JUST MaeIso (ft two other ships) so 🧍(Also because I could NOT fit all of my doodles. But I guess I could just add it to the next log.)
-Ik RioMegu is so random but like pls hear me out for a sec 😢 (doesn't say anything)
-When I compiled these, I realized that I kept drawing Maehara with the same expression 😅 always with the ( `ワ´) face or smth. I mean, it suits him!
-I drew most of these in school, so sorry if it appears wonky lol
Oke bye :> see ya on my next log!
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